back-room

[silent gale]

Steaksauce#1501

Just take the 87 and go...

Reply #636322

[fading ether]

/slut

[silent gale]

Steaksauce#1501

That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay 332 in hospital fees.

Reply #636268

[fading ether]

/crime

[silent gale]

Steaksauce#1501

You rob a McDonald's and take 260.

Reply #636251

[fading ether]

/rob ♔Wictor♔#3964

[silent gale]

Steaksauce#1501

You were caught attempting to rob ♔Wictor♔#3964, and have been fined 453.

[fading ether]

FFFFF

[dry kindle]

/rob Steaksauce#1501

[silent gale]

Apity#0741

You attempted to rob Steaksauce#1501, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[dry kindle]

/crime

[silent gale]

Apity#0741

An informant catches you in the act and relays it to the authorities. You are caught and fined 284

Reply #636107

[dry kindle]

/crime

[silent gale]

Apity#0741

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 48 seconds.

[dry kindle]

/work

[silent gale]

Apity#0741

You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned 86.

Reply #636059

[fading ether]

Ayo

[dry kindle]

<.<

.>

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

Lyfeec#6969

You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn 338 and a sore ass.

Reply #636007

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

Lyfeec#6969

You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn 51.

Reply #636451

[ripe badger]

/rob

[silent gale]

Lyfeec#6969

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[ripe badger]

/rob @Gavin

[silent gale]

Lyfeec#6969

Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[ripe badger]

/rob @valid glacier

[silent gale]

Lyfeec#6969

You were caught attempting to rob skimson#4180, and have been fined 649.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

♡𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓸♡#3439

You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you 77 for your struggles.

Reply #636489

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work all day at the factory 68

Reply #636549

[ripe badger]

/dep all

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 72

Reply #635952

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 8 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn 87!

Reply #636293

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn 61

Reply #635864

[low mantle]

/slut

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs 286

Reply #635912

[low mantle]

/crime

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

You start up a detective service for a few days, but when you finally get business you end up robbing your client for 379.

Reply #636174

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 32 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You got featured and won 96

Reply #636295

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You eat bananas for a living and get 65

Reply #636535

[ocean fox]

/work

[silent gale]

KellieKells#1419

You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn 96

Reply #69

[ocean fox]

/slut

[silent gale]

KellieKells#1419

You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you 254!

Reply #635894

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got 75 for it!

Reply #636559

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

You work at the dump all day. Then you found 83 from a thrown out wallet.

Reply #636408

[low mantle]

/slut

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

You cannot be a slut for 21 minutes and 50 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 9 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as a sandcastle builder and earn 58

Reply #63

[digital vault]

/crime

[silent gale]

OhbRION#1681

You kidnap a citizen and take them hostage for 395

Reply #636311

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive 65

Reply #636349

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for 98.

Reply #636443

[low mantle]

/slut

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you 201 on your way out of the locker room.

Reply #636320

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid 64

Reply #636419

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

You cannot work for 1 minute and 13 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You were farming and earned 70

Reply #636436

[cloud adder]

/crime

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You manage to slip some gemstones into your pockets when the store owner isn't looking, selling them later for 645.

Reply #636288

[cloud adder]

/slut

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of 222!

Reply #636331

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make 52 from ad revenue.

Reply #636418

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as a personal shopper and earn 54

Reply #52

[open pasture]

/rob Arthur Morgan#9043

[silent gale]

We Out Here Eatin Bread#5064

Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[open pasture]

/rob ELITEE#2233

[silent gale]

We Out Here Eatin Bread#5064

You were caught attempting to rob ELITEE#2233, and have been fined 633.

[open pasture]

/work

[silent gale]

We Out Here Eatin Bread#5064

You worked hard at Burger King and earned 64

Reply #636534

[open pasture]

/slut

[silent gale]

We Out Here Eatin Bread#5064

You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was 323.

Reply #55475

[open pasture]

/cri.e

/crime

[silent gale]

We Out Here Eatin Bread#5064

You pour rain water into bottles, claiming that it's Holy water, and sell them for 457

Reply #636232

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 1 minute and 32 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 3 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You worked in the cafeteria and have earned 84

Reply #636469

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn 56

Reply #38

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

You serve the customers and receive 87

Reply #636348

[open pasture]

/work

[silent gale]

We Out Here Eatin Bread#5064

You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid 71 and given a bottle of wine.

Reply #636483

[open pasture]

/slut

[silent gale]

We Out Here Eatin Bread#5064

You cannot be a slut for 22 minutes and 13 seconds.

[open pasture]

/crime

[silent gale]

We Out Here Eatin Bread#5064

You cannot commit a crime for 22 minutes and 20 seconds.

[tacit parcel]

/slut

[silent gale]

snooty da hunter#4074

You rake in 121, but your butthole will never be the same...

Reply #635984

[tacit parcel]

/crime

[silent gale]

snooty da hunter#4074

You robbed a Kwik-E Mart and cashed out with 461

Reply #636442

[tacit parcel]

/work

[silent gale]

snooty da hunter#4074

You work as a sandcastle builder and earn 85

Reply #63

[olive galleon]

/work

[silent gale]

killer877308#4741

You work in Greggs and earn 57

Reply #635899

[olive galleon]

/crime

[silent gale]

killer877308#4741

You robbed the Grinch and happen to find something in his collection! You sell it for 625

Reply #636323

[olive galleon]

/slut

[silent gale]

killer877308#4741

Your used underwear was bought on eBay for 145... yikes

Reply #635967

[olive galleon]

/slut

[silent gale]

killer877308#4741

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 40 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid 54 for doing his job.

Reply #636484

[ocean fox]

/work

[silent gale]

KellieKells#1419

You got cloned for science. You earned 50

Reply #635872

[ocean fox]

/slut

[silent gale]

KellieKells#1419

You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost 238

Reply #635925

[stiff yew]

/work

[silent gale]

Dead_man_walking#2030

You milk a cow for 67

Reply #41924

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 1 minute and 46 seconds.

[stiff yew]

/work

[silent gale]

Dead_man_walking#2030

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 16 seconds.

[stiff yew]

/dep all

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found 77 near one of the potatoes

Reply #906378

[stiff yew]

/slut

[silent gale]

Dead_man_walking#2030

You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned 368

Reply #635871

[stiff yew]

/crime

[silent gale]

Dead_man_walking#2030

During an armed assault, you are knocked unconscious by an old geezer. Afterwards, it seems that you are missing 356 when you wake up.

Reply #636267

[stiff yew]

/rob Liara

[silent gale]

Dead_man_walking#2030

You robbed 118 from Solavellan#5442.

[cloud adder]

dang haha good one!

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 42 seconds.

[stiff yew]

I caught u mate

I put all me cash in me bank

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 17 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 11 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you 60.

Reply #834680

[stiff yew]

/work

[silent gale]

Dead_man_walking#2030

You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you 52.

Reply #636258

[stiff yew]

/crime

[silent gale]

Dead_man_walking#2030

You cannot commit a crime for 49 minutes and 47 seconds.

[stiff yew]

/slut

[silent gale]

Dead_man_walking#2030

You cannot be a slut for 49 minutes and 29 seconds.

[stiff yew]

/rob Liara

[silent gale]

Dead_man_walking#2030

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 52 minutes.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 7 minutes and 18 seconds.

[stiff yew]

/work

[silent gale]

Dead_man_walking#2030

You cannot work for 6 minutes and 51 seconds.

[stiff yew]

/work

[silent gale]

Dead_man_walking#2030

You work as a help desk technician and earn 63

Reply #3

[stiff yew]

/slut

[silent gale]

Dead_man_walking#2030

You cannot be a slut for 38 minutes and 15 seconds.

[stiff yew]

/crime

[silent gale]

Dead_man_walking#2030

You cannot commit a crime for 38 minutes and 24 seconds.

[stiff yew]

/rob

[silent gale]

Dead_man_walking#2030

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[stiff yew]

/rob Liara

[silent gale]

Dead_man_walking#2030

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 41 minutes.

[stiff yew]

/work

[silent gale]

Dead_man_walking#2030

A drunk man pays you 86 to walk backwards.

Reply #55464

[stiff yew]

/slut

[silent gale]

Dead_man_walking#2030

You cannot be a slut for 7 minutes and 52 seconds.

[stiff yew]

/crime

[silent gale]

Dead_man_walking#2030

You cannot commit a crime for 7 minutes and 57 seconds.

[ocean fox]

/work

[silent gale]

KellieKells#1419

You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned 58

Reply #838252

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn 86

Reply #38

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you 96.

Reply #636509

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make 70 off of donations.

Reply #6953

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as a professional snuggler and earn 74

Reply #5

[tacit parcel]

/slut

[silent gale]

snooty da hunter#4074

You become a pimp and earn 385!

Reply #636344

[tacit parcel]

/work

[silent gale]

snooty da hunter#4074

You sweep the floor and get paid 100

Reply #636337

[tacit parcel]

/crime

[silent gale]

snooty da hunter#4074

You murdered your old CEO and found 330 in his jacket!

Reply #636141

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn 98

Reply #1

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

You put your nose to the grindstone and earned 77.

Reply #636429

[tacit parcel]

/work

[silent gale]

snooty da hunter#4074

You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn 81

Reply #32

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn 81

Reply #37

[open pasture]

/work

[silent gale]

We Out Here Eatin Bread#5064

You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get 55 for all your items.

Reply #636459

[open pasture]

/crime

[silent gale]

We Out Here Eatin Bread#5064

You attempt to rob your local McDonalds. The cashier beats you and you are fined 364

Reply #636112

[open pasture]

/slut

[silent gale]

We Out Here Eatin Bread#5064

Your condom supply runs out and you pay 131 to restock.

Reply #636003

[open pasture]

$&#!

[tacit parcel]

/work

[silent gale]

snooty da hunter#4074

You cannot work for 16 seconds.

[tacit parcel]

/work

[silent gale]

snooty da hunter#4074

A drunk man pays you 54 to walk backwards.

Reply #55464

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

You do some work around the house for 76

Reply #41920

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

♡𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓸♡#3439

You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned 60. The students loved you!

Reply #636280

[tacit parcel]

/work

[silent gale]

snooty da hunter#4074

You are paid 53 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.

Reply #635989

[tacit parcel]

/slut

[silent gale]

snooty da hunter#4074

You cannot be a slut for 23 minutes and 14 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You got out of bed. Have 77

Reply #635934

[tacit parcel]

/work

[silent gale]

snooty da hunter#4074

You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid 82!

Reply #635882

[tacit parcel]

/crime

[silent gale]

snooty da hunter#4074

You got seen by a police officer while trying to take some purses, you have been fined 255!

Reply #636001

[tacit parcel]

/rob Bigg_Ed#0080

[silent gale]

snooty da hunter#4074

Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[tacit parcel]

/rob ELITEE#2233

[silent gale]

snooty da hunter#4074

You robbed 1,856 from ELITEE#2233.

[tacit parcel]

Oof

/slut

[silent gale]

snooty da hunter#4074

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives 142

Reply #635907

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn 99.

Reply #636412

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you 94

Reply #78

[tacit parcel]

/slut

[silent gale]

snooty da hunter#4074

You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you 253 on your way out of the locker room.

Reply #636320

[tacit parcel]

/crime

[silent gale]

snooty da hunter#4074

You stole a fish and sell it second hand for 565

Reply #86

[tacit parcel]

/work

[silent gale]

snooty da hunter#4074

You worked as a businessman and earned 60

Reply #636360

[boreal sequoia]

/slut

[silent gale]

CortesTheKiller#1828

You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up 311

Reply #7034

[ocean fox]

/work

[silent gale]

KellieKells#1419

You work as a sandwich artist and earn 53

Reply #4

[left kiln]

/work

[silent gale]

annaoi#8212

You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn 59

Reply #35

[tacit parcel]

/slut

[silent gale]

snooty da hunter#4074

Your friend pays you 160 for you to worship her feet

Reply #636061

[tacit parcel]

/work

[silent gale]

snooty da hunter#4074

You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money 55

Reply #636431

[tacit parcel]

/crime

[silent gale]

snooty da hunter#4074

Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back 677 to dodge death.

Reply #635889

[tacit parcel]

/rob Solavellan#5442

[silent gale]

snooty da hunter#4074

You robbed 22 from Solavellan#5442.

[lyric notch]

/work

[silent gale]

Benthamanowns#7427

Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain 91 though.

Reply #636392

[lyric notch]

/crime

[silent gale]

Benthamanowns#7427

You are caught using an in-game code multiple times and the developer fines you 521

Reply #636104

[lyric notch]

/slut

[silent gale]

Benthamanowns#7427

You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for 188.

Reply #636452

[tacit parcel]

/slut

[silent gale]

snooty da hunter#4074

You get hired to take it hard for the night for 293!

Reply #636501

[tacit parcel]

/work

[silent gale]

snooty da hunter#4074

You work as an elephant dresser and earn 98

Reply #43

[tacit parcel]

/crime

[silent gale]

snooty da hunter#4074

You rob an orphanage for 511

Reply #636196

[tacit parcel]

/rob Benthamanowns#7427

[silent gale]

snooty da hunter#4074

You've been fined 330 for trying to rob a poor person.

[tacit parcel]

owie

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

♡𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓸♡#3439

You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get 86

Reply #636083

[fading ether]

/work

[silent gale]

Steaksauce#1501

You clean the chimney and find 75.

Reply #636287

[fading ether]

/crime

[silent gale]

Steaksauce#1501

You got caught by the FBI trying to get a free Minecraft account. You've been sent to jail and fined 324!

Reply #635982

[fading ether]

/slut

[silent gale]

Steaksauce#1501

You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained 339 for your hard work.

Reply #636052

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

G5briel#0001

After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with 109 and a real sore hangover.

Reply #636262

[ripe badger]

/balance

/help

/money

/profile

/bj 100

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You slept in a bed and found 93 under your pillow when you woke up

Reply #838259

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found 65 on the floor.

Reply #636029

[stiff yew]

/work

[silent gale]

Dead_man_walking#2030

You work at a lamp store and earn 84

Reply #635947

[stiff yew]

/slut

[silent gale]

Dead_man_walking#2030

You whip it out and manage to rake in 223

Reply #79

[stiff yew]

/crime

[silent gale]

Dead_man_walking#2030

You were busted in your crime and were sentenced to jail. Your bail cost 329

Reply #636376

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned 62!

Reply #636488

[stiff yew]

/rob G5briel

[silent gale]

Dead_man_walking#2030

You were caught attempting to rob G5briel#0001, and have been fined 523.

[stiff yew]

/work

[silent gale]

Dead_man_walking#2030

You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made 92

Reply #636373

[stiff yew]

/slut

[silent gale]

Dead_man_walking#2030

You cannot be a slut for 46 minutes and 25 seconds.

[stiff yew]

/crime,

/crime

[silent gale]

Dead_man_walking#2030

You cannot commit a crime for 46 minutes and 38 seconds.

[low kernel]

/rob ♔Wictor♔#3964

[silent gale]

𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆#6969

You robbed 1,085 from ♔Wictor♔#3964.

[low kernel]

/work

[silent gale]

𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆#6969

You dig around in your yard and gain 56

Reply #636382

[low kernel]

/slut

[silent gale]

𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆#6969

You rub a random stranger's ass and gain 335!

Reply #636487

[low kernel]

/crime

[silent gale]

𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆#6969

It's your lucky day! You found an unlocked bus and took out 680 from the box of fares.

Reply #838121

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

♡𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓸♡#3439

You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned 64!

Reply #635987

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

♡𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓸♡#3439

You got your daily dose of Vitamin D 366 : D

Reply #635875

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

♡𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓸♡#3439

You steal a customer's lucky gold coin which you sell for 575.

Reply #636306

[stiff yew]

/crime

[silent gale]

RTXG#2030

You attempted to take a guy's wallet, but you grabbed his ass instead and was fined 575 for sexual assault

Reply #636197

[stiff yew]

/work

[silent gale]

RTXG#2030

You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get 98 for all your items.

Reply #636459

[stiff yew]

_slut

/slut

[silent gale]

RTXG#2030

You rake in 271, but your butthole will never be the same...

Reply #635984

[stiff yew]

/rob G5briel

[silent gale]

RTXG#2030

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 52 minutes and 40 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as a bride kidnapper and earn 99

Reply #21

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 27 seconds.

[tacit parcel]

/slut

[silent gale]

snooty da hunter#4074

You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined 392

Reply #636542

[tacit parcel]

/crime

[silent gale]

snooty da hunter#4074

You try to snipe someone, but get your calculations off, hitting a random guy next to your target, losing you 323 in payment for a cleaner.

Reply #636387

[tacit parcel]

Um

/work

[silent gale]

snooty da hunter#4074

You work as crisis actor and earn 58.

Reply #636433

[tacit parcel]

/rob Solavellan#5442

[silent gale]

snooty da hunter#4074

You were caught attempting to rob Solavellan#5442, and have been fined 620.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn 50

Reply #35

[olive galleon]

/work

[silent gale]

killer877308#4741

After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you 84, it must be your lucky day!

Reply #834699

[olive galleon]

/crime

[silent gale]

killer877308#4741

You stepped on a Lego and couldn't continue, you've been fined 698

Reply #635995

[stiff yew]

/work

[silent gale]

RTXG#2030

You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn 59

Reply #72

[olive galleon]

/slut

[silent gale]

killer877308#4741

You sell naked photos of yourself online for 293.

Reply #636503

[stiff yew]

/slut

[silent gale]

RTXG#2030

You take it up the ass for 220

Reply #635945

[stiff yew]

/rob G5briel

[silent gale]

RTXG#2030

You robbed 271 from G5briel#0001.

[stiff yew]

/crime

[silent gale]

RTXG#2030

You break a window in New York for 463.

Reply #636517

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You worked as a businessman and earned 83

Reply #636360

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You take your dog for a walk and gain 87

Reply #636388

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 15 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make 52 from ad revenue.

Reply #636418

[open pasture]

/work

[silent gale]

We Out Here Eatin Bread#5064

You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid 98 for doing his job.

Reply #636484

[open pasture]

/crime

[silent gale]

We Out Here Eatin Bread#5064

You travel back in time to before the Gold Rush began and take all the gold. You travel back to the present and trade it in for 365.

Reply #636545

[open pasture]

/slut

[silent gale]

We Out Here Eatin Bread#5064

You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job 162

Reply #636075

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 23 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 2 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You repair the lights and receive 51

Reply #636339

[viscid rampart]

/work

[silent gale]

KadenWyatt27#0728

Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got 98 for it!

Reply #636559

[viscid rampart]

/work

[silent gale]

KadenWyatt27#0728

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 8 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned 70

Reply #636441

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

bizz 3#0322

You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for 74

Reply #636397

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

bizz 3#0322

You get 367 through donations on your cam stream.

Reply #636502

[ripe badger]

/dep all

/crime

[silent gale]

bizz 3#0322

You hack into the government's economic system and manage to steal 679.

Reply #636247

[ripe badger]

/lb

/rob Poltergeist-chan#0837

[silent gale]

bizz 3#0322

You robbed 56 from Poltergeist-chan#0837.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You worked as a bartender, and earned 84 from selling drinks

Reply #838263

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you 84 when you got back home

Reply #636513

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn 60

Reply #635865

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is 57!

Reply #636316

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

You made a great pun! Take this 81.

Reply #636539

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 1 minute and 5 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

Taxes collected! You have gained 73

Reply #636506

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You dig around in your yard and gain 59

Reply #636382

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make 86 just for playing that song, so nice pick!

Reply #636334

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth 88!

Reply #636343

[tacit parcel]

/work

/slut

[silent gale]

snooty da hunter#4074

You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive 83

Reply #636349

[tacit parcel]

/work

/work

/slut

[silent gale]

snooty da hunter#4074

You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in 299

Reply #80

[tacit parcel]

/crime

[silent gale]

snooty da hunter#4074

You call a few friends and raid a newspaper shop with machetes. The operation is successful, and from the loot you earn 487.

Reply #636424

[tacit parcel]

/slut

[silent gale]

snooty da hunter#4074

You cannot be a slut for 25 minutes and 24 seconds.

[tacit parcel]

/work

[silent gale]

snooty da hunter#4074

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 70

Reply #636494

[low kernel]

/rob annaoi#8212

[silent gale]

𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆#6969

You were caught attempting to rob annaoi#8212, and have been fined 491.

[low kernel]

/work

[silent gale]

𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆#6969

You work as a serial murderer... and earn 96

Reply #68

[low kernel]

/slut

[silent gale]

𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆#6969

Your client found your legs legendary and paid you 260

Reply #635974

[low kernel]

/crime

[silent gale]

𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆#6969

You invaded a hangout party and stole 291

Reply #636175

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

♡𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓸♡#3439

You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got 100

Reply #636286

[tacit parcel]

/slut

[silent gale]

snooty da hunter#4074

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was 131 in a baggie next to you.

Reply #636405

[tacit parcel]

/work

[silent gale]

snooty da hunter#4074

You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made 89

Reply #636373

[tacit parcel]

/crime

[silent gale]

snooty da hunter#4074

You kill someone and sell their organs for 300

Reply #635942

[pseudo totem]

/work

[silent gale]

Spooky Girl#0945

You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid 54 and given a bottle of wine.

Reply #636483

[pseudo totem]

/slut

[silent gale]

Spooky Girl#0945

You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing 368 to resolve your burnt skin.

Reply #636270

[pseudo totem]

/crime

[silent gale]

Spooky Girl#0945

You jump the old lady walking down the street. She had 309 on her.

Reply #636020

[pseudo totem]

/work

[silent gale]

Spooky Girl#0945

You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of 74.

Reply #636406

[pseudo totem]

/crime

[silent gale]

Spooky Girl#0945

Your SoundCloud DJ roommate plays his music at 120 DB until 5 am in the morning. In a seething blind rage, you kill him and sell his equipment for 380.

Reply #636274

[pseudo totem]

/slut

[silent gale]

Spooky Girl#0945

Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined 232

Reply #636037

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

Chief-_-DancingWolf#0608

You kill someone and sell their organs for 683

Reply #635942

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

Chief-_-DancingWolf#0608

You bought and sold items and profited 73

Reply #636437

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

Chief-_-DancingWolf#0608

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 24 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

Chief-_-DancingWolf#0608

You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn 106.

Reply #636527

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

Chief-_-DancingWolf#0608

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 7 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

Chief-_-DancingWolf#0608

You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 15 seconds.

[pine lava]

/work

[silent gale]

Semx Macin#7743

You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make 79 off of donations.

Reply #6953

[pine lava]

/crime

[silent gale]

Semx Macin#7743

You were caught with your hands in the queens underwear drawer, and have been given a 617 fine!

Reply #635895

[pine lava]

/slut

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

Semx Macin#7743

You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some 265

Reply #635966

Chief-_-DancingWolf#0608

You worked and gained 97

Reply #636440

[tacit parcel]

/slut

[silent gale]

snooty da hunter#4074

You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay 235

Reply #176

[tacit parcel]

/crime

[silent gale]

snooty da hunter#4074

You were caught shoplifting. Pay a fine of 696

Reply #636156

[tacit parcel]

/work

[silent gale]

snooty da hunter#4074

You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you 86 for your struggles.

Reply #636489

[olive galleon]

/work

[silent gale]

killer877308#4741

You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got 94 for your efforts!

Reply #636053

[olive galleon]

/crime

[silent gale]

killer877308#4741

You choked on your aspirations. You lost 641

Reply #635935

[olive galleon]

/slut

[silent gale]

killer877308#4741

You earn 388 for giving some succ (the good kind)

Reply #635878

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

You worked as a businessman and earned 91

Reply #636360

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive 64

Reply #636349

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn 84

Reply #41

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you 98, it must be your lucky day!

Reply #834699

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 8 seconds.

[agile delta]

/work

[silent gale]

Hiddo#6490

You work as a professional sleeper and earn 94

Reply #42

[agile delta]

/slut

[silent gale]

Hiddo#6490

You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn 336 and a sore ass.

Reply #636007

[agile delta]

/crime

[silent gale]

Hiddo#6490

The old lady you tried to rob turned out to be a 6'4'' police officer in prime condition. You got the shit beaten out of you and were fined 464

Reply #636193

[agile delta]

/dep all

[dense hound]

/work

[silent gale]

wee wee#2621

You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned 92.

Reply #636086

[dense hound]

/slut

[silent gale]

wee wee#2621

Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn 329

Reply #82

[dense hound]

/crime

[silent gale]

wee wee#2621

You threaten a police officer, wasn't a smart idea. You got arrested and was fined 610

Reply #636188

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

♡𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓸♡#3439

You repair the lights and receive 65

Reply #636339

[low kernel]

/rob annaoi#8212

[silent gale]

𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆#6969

You robbed 2,992 from annaoi#8212.

[low kernel]

/work

[silent gale]

𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆#6969

You work as a street performer and earn 60

Reply #636362

[low kernel]

/slut

[silent gale]

𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆#6969

You earn 365 for giving some succ (the good kind)

Reply #635878

[low kernel]

/crime

[silent gale]

𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆#6969

You rob a nearby corner store for 307

Reply #636194

[pseudo totem]

/work

[silent gale]

Spooky Girl#0945

You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make 81 from ad revenue.

Reply #636418

[pseudo totem]

/crime

[silent gale]

Spooky Girl#0945

You knock out a soccer mom in a fight for toilet paper. You got your toilet paper but you were fined 544 for offending the soccer mom.

Reply #834632

[pseudo totem]

/slut

[silent gale]

Spooky Girl#0945

You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole 209.

Reply #55467

[pseudo totem]

/rob killer877308#4741

[silent gale]

Spooky Girl#0945

You've been fined 527 for trying to rob a poor person.

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you 68.

Reply #636377

[ocean fox]

/work

[silent gale]

KellieKells#1419

You scavenge a local garbage dump and find 61 worth of scrap.

Reply #636470

[low kernel]

/work

[silent gale]

𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆#6969

You work as a professional sleeper and earn 68

Reply #42

[low kernel]

/slut

[silent gale]

𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆#6969

When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost 287

Reply #635999

[low kernel]

/crime

[silent gale]

𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆#6969

You get caught kicking puppies and get fined 374

Reply #636229

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

Zactified#3684

You did a crime and refuse to do the time. You lose 364.

Reply #636407

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

Zactified#3684

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 51 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

Zactified#3684

You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn 141 and a sore ass.

Reply #636007

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

Zactified#3684

You work as a cross dresser model and earn 96

Reply #17

[ocean fox]

/work

[silent gale]

KellieKells#1419

You work as an eel ecologist and earn 59

Reply #55

[ocean fox]

/slut

[silent gale]

KellieKells#1419

Someone cares about you. Enough to throw 373 at you.

Reply #636455

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

♡𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓸♡#3439

You work as an elementary school teacher and earn 94

Reply #76

[pseudo totem]

/slut

[silent gale]

Spooky Girl#0945

You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of 109

Reply #636070

[pseudo totem]

/work

[silent gale]

Spooky Girl#0945

You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you 58.

Reply #636258

[pseudo totem]

/crime

[silent gale]

Spooky Girl#0945

You break a window in New York for 668.

Reply #636517

[low kernel]

/rob JaneTheSaleswoman#0760

[silent gale]

𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆#6969

You robbed 2,564 from JaneTheSaleswoman#0760.

[low kernel]

/work

[silent gale]

𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆#6969

You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you 70 for your work.

Reply #636481

[low kernel]

/slut

[silent gale]

𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆#6969

You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have 111

Reply #1441157

[low kernel]

/crime

[silent gale]

𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆#6969

You were caught with your hands in the queens underwear drawer, and have been given a 301 fine!

Reply #635895

[opal bane]

/work

[silent gale]

Xundyr#5339

Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you 60 .

Reply #636084

[opal bane]

/work

/work

[silent gale]

Xundyr#5339

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 39 seconds.

[opal bane]

/slut

[silent gale]

Xundyr#5339

Your client found your legs legendary and paid you 256

Reply #635974

[opal bane]

/rob JaneTheSaleswoman#0760

[silent gale]

Xundyr#5339

You robbed 389 from JaneTheSaleswoman#0760.

[opal bane]

/crime

[silent gale]

Xundyr#5339

You travel back in time to before the Gold Rush began and take all the gold. You travel back to the present and trade it in for 608.

Reply #636545

[olive finch]

/work

[silent gale]

phoenixreaperr#1677

You become a game developer and raised 53 for charity.

Reply #636361

[olive finch]

/slut

[silent gale]

phoenixreaperr#1677

You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost 329

Reply #635925

[olive finch]

/crime

[silent gale]

phoenixreaperr#1677

You robbed a bank but your getaway car got a flat tire and you were fined 353

Reply #636111

[olive finch]

/rob 228327044222681089

[silent gale]

phoenixreaperr#1677

You robbed 1,414 from RAD#2653.

[pseudo totem]

/rob phoenixreaperr#1677

[silent gale]

Spooky Girl#0945

You attempted to rob phoenixreaperr#1677, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[clear island]

/work

[silent gale]

LetLive133#4507

You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn 99.

Reply #636082

[clear island]

/slut

[silent gale]

LetLive133#4507

You got your daily dose of Vitamin D 257 : D

Reply #635875

[clear island]

/work

[silent gale]

LetLive133#4507

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 33 seconds.

[clear island]

/crime

[silent gale]

LetLive133#4507

You choked on a Twinkie and had to pay a hospital fine of 379.

Reply #635991

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

♡𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓸♡#3439

You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn 52

Reply #1

[pseudo totem]

/rob ♡𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓸♡#3439

[silent gale]

Spooky Girl#0945

You were caught attempting to rob ♡𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓸♡#3439, and have been fined 641.

[pseudo totem]

/work

[silent gale]

Spooky Girl#0945

You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make 95!

Reply #636413

[pseudo totem]

/slut

[silent gale]

Spooky Girl#0945

You sell naked photos of yourself online for 118.

Reply #636503

[pseudo totem]

/crime

[silent gale]

Spooky Girl#0945

You were caught trying to pickpocket! You are fined 529

Reply #636371

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

Omdinn#9704

You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make 54 off of donations.

Reply #6953

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

Omdinn#9704

You get caught adding your milk before your cereal and receive a fine of 556

Reply #636169

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

Omdinn#9704

You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay 118 to get it out

Reply #636477

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You shine people's shoes in class and they give you 50.

Reply #636531

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You got out of bed. Have 94

Reply #635934

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

♡𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓸♡#3439

You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn 78

Reply #54

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid 66

Reply #636420

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as the president and earn 65

Reply #65

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as a police officer and earn 50

Reply #66

[dapper silo]

/work

[silent gale]

MonkeyManden#5613

You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn 69

Reply #1

[dapper silo]

/work

[silent gale]

MonkeyManden#5613

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.

[dapper silo]

/slut

[silent gale]

MonkeyManden#5613

You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you 186 for your services.

Reply #636297

[dapper silo]

/slut

[silent gale]

MonkeyManden#5613

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.

[dapper silo]

/crime

[silent gale]

MonkeyManden#5613

You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined 442

Reply #170

[dapper silo]

/crime

[silent gale]

MonkeyManden#5613

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.

[dapper silo]

/rob JaneTheSaleswoman#0760

[silent gale]

MonkeyManden#5613

You robbed 202 from JaneTheSaleswoman#0760.

[dapper silo]

/dep all

/slut

[silent gale]

MonkeyManden#5613

You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 36 seconds.

[dapper silo]

/dep

/rob JaneTheSaleswoman#0760

[silent gale]

MonkeyManden#5613

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got 67!

Reply #635954

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 1 minute and 43 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 30 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You sell bananas for 87

Reply #834708

[clear island]

/work

[silent gale]

LetLive133#4507

You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you 70.

Reply #636369

[clear island]

/slut

[silent gale]

LetLive133#4507

You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained 283 for your hard work.

Reply #636052

[clear island]

/crime

[silent gale]

LetLive133#4507

You did a crime and for some reason you now have 476 more

Reply #636422

[clear island]

/rob MonkeyManden#5613

[silent gale]

LetLive133#4507

You robbed 2 from MonkeyManden#5613.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

♡𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓸♡#3439

Taxes collected! You have gained 68

Reply #636506

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You receive a check of 91 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.

Reply #636260

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 3 minutes.

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid 62!

Reply #635882

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 86

Reply #635952

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned 76

Reply #635873

[olive flame]

/work

[silent gale]

ŁøvłēýĆãķe#4488

81 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.

Reply #636327

[low mantle]

/crime

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

You sneak into the theatre and try to steal tickets but you get caught and thrown out with a fine of 358

Reply #635867

[low mantle]

/slut

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay 284 to have them cleaned

Reply #636093

[low mantle]

fuck

[olive flame]

Lmaoo

[cloud adder]

/slut

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid 223

Reply #636463

[cloud adder]

/crime

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

In the guise of darkness you break into a home to steal jewelry worth 272

Reply #636096

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 1 minute and 14 seconds.

[olive flame]

/work

[silent gale]

ŁøvłēýĆãķe#4488

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 17 seconds.

[olive flame]

Dammit

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 8 seconds.

[cloud adder]

so close lol

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as a janitor and earn 86

Reply #74

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn 76

Reply #54

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as a professional worker and earn 56.

Reply #636046

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 45 seconds.

[olive flame]

/work

[silent gale]

ŁøvłēýĆãķe#4488

You work hard all day and your boss pays you 92 after the pizzeria closes down.

Reply #636352

[low kernel]

/rob Spig#3085

[silent gale]

𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆#6969

You robbed 1,861 from Spig#3085.

[low kernel]

/work

[silent gale]

𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆#6969

You sweep the floor and get paid 86

Reply #636337

[low kernel]

/slut

[silent gale]

𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆#6969

You give excellent head and earn a solid 170.

Reply #636528

[low kernel]

/crime

[silent gale]

𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆#6969

Nuh, uh, uh, mister! You are fined 556.

Reply #636307

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

You work as the head of potatoes and earn 83

Reply #13

[low mantle]

/slut

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

You cannot be a slut for 11 minutes and 59 seconds.

[opal saffron]

/crime

[silent gale]

jacktalk2#6625

During a drug deal with a notorious drug cartel, they jump the gun and take both your paid drugs and wallet. You lost 562

Reply #636092

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make 71!

Reply #636413

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned 82. The students loved you!

Reply #636280

[ocean fox]

/work

[silent gale]

KellieKells#1419

Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you 93.

Reply #636403

[ocean fox]

/slut

[silent gale]

KellieKells#1419

You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of 136!

Reply #635946

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of 86 off your new game.

Reply #55463

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You develop games for a living and earn 80.

Reply #636041

[clear island]

/work

[silent gale]

LetLive133#4507

You develop games for a living and earn 88.

Reply #636041

[clear island]

/slut

[silent gale]

LetLive133#4507

One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid 141 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.

Reply #55476

[clear island]

/crime

[silent gale]

LetLive133#4507

You pickpocket a candy person for 424

Reply #636548

[opal bane]

/work

[silent gale]

Xundyr#5339

You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make 80!

Reply #636413

[opal bane]

/slut

[silent gale]

Xundyr#5339

You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with 187.

Reply #636368

[opal bane]

/Rob Titan_Actual603

[silent gale]

Xundyr#5339

You were caught attempting to rob LetLive133#4507, and have been fined 545.

[ocean fox]

/work

[silent gale]

KellieKells#1419

You baked some nice cookies for all, here is 83

Reply #636511

[tacit parcel]

/slut

[silent gale]

snooty da hunter#4074

You shake what your momma gave you for 320.

Reply #636544

[tacit parcel]

/work

[silent gale]

snooty da hunter#4074

You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid 61

Reply #636419

[tacit parcel]

/crime

[silent gale]

snooty da hunter#4074

You have been caught helping your neighbour steal from the local bank, and got fined 499

Reply #636244

[tacit parcel]

/rob KellieKells#1419

[silent gale]

snooty da hunter#4074

You were caught attempting to rob KellieKells#1419, and have been fined 362.

[tacit parcel]

FUCK ME

[pseudo totem]

/work

[silent gale]

Spooky Girl#0945

You work as a lubricant tester and earn 85

Reply #10

[pseudo totem]

/slut

[silent gale]

Spooky Girl#0945

You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you 327 for your services.

Reply #636297

[pseudo totem]

/crime

[silent gale]

Spooky Girl#0945

You sell some cocaine and earn 674...

Reply #636166

[low kernel]

/rob Grim Reaper#8262

[silent gale]

𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆#6969

You were caught attempting to rob Grim Reaper#8262, and have been fined 658.

[low kernel]

/work

[silent gale]

𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆#6969

You made a great pun! Take this 53.

Reply #636539

[low kernel]

/slut

[silent gale]

𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆#6969

You do a good deepthroating and earn 368 from the client

Reply #636526

[low kernel]

/crime

[silent gale]

𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆#6969

You thought it was a good idea to rob a bank with a banana. They fined you 620.

Reply #635962

[ocean fox]

/work

[silent gale]

KellieKells#1419

You work at a lamp store and earn 55

Reply #635947

[ocean fox]

/slut

[silent gale]

KellieKells#1419

You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job 312

Reply #636075

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

vietkong#8650

You post nudes on the internet for 241

Reply #636120

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

vietkong#8650

You storm the local police station and steal all their bribery money worth 464

Reply #636161

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

vietkong#8650

You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn 62

Reply #36

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

vietkong#8650

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 22 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/rob Spooky Girl

[silent gale]

vietkong#8650

You attempted to rob Spooky Girl#0945, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[low kernel]

/rob Grim Reaper#8262

[silent gale]

𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆#6969

You were caught attempting to rob Grim Reaper#8262, and have been fined 567.

[low kernel]

/work

[silent gale]

𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆#6969

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 82

Reply #636494

[low kernel]

/slut

[silent gale]

𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆#6969

You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you 152.

Reply #635924

[low kernel]

/crime

[silent gale]

𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆#6969

You attempted to take a guy's wallet, but you grabbed his ass instead and was fined 471 for sexual assault

Reply #636197

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

♡𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓸♡#3439

You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth 50.

Reply #636553

[pseudo totem]

/slut

[silent gale]

Spooky Girl#0945

Your client found your legs legendary and paid you 278

Reply #635974

[pseudo totem]

/work

[silent gale]

Spooky Girl#0945

You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn 85

Reply #37

[pseudo totem]

/crime

[silent gale]

Spooky Girl#0945

You robbed a Kwik-E Mart and cashed out with 347

Reply #636442

[pseudo totem]

/rob vietkong#8650

[silent gale]

Spooky Girl#0945

Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[pseudo totem]

/rob vietkong#8650

[silent gale]

Spooky Girl#0945

Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[pseudo totem]

/rob snooty da hunter#4074

[silent gale]

Spooky Girl#0945

You attempted to rob snooty da hunter#4074, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[ocean fox]

/work

[silent gale]

KellieKells#1419

You clean off the tables and get paid 69

Reply #636359

[ocean fox]

/slut

[silent gale]

KellieKells#1419

You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received 233 from the men.

Reply #636081

[ocean fox]

/work

[silent gale]

KellieKells#1419

You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid 58!

Reply #635882

[night star]

/work

[silent gale]

Tayrangi#5504

You gave yourself 84 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...

Reply #636480

[ocean fox]

/work

[silent gale]

KellieKells#1419

You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money 98

Reply #636431

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed 71.

Reply #636078

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned 69

Reply #636441

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 43 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 27 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You did some social work for a good cause ! You received 73 for your contributions !

Reply #636321

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 1 minute and 44 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you 80

Reply #636090

[cloud adder]

/crime

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You are fined 538 for jaywalking

Reply #636050

[cloud adder]

/slut

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in 127

Reply #80

[burnt rampart]

/rob 𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆#6969

[silent gale]

Spig#3085

You attempted to rob 𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆#6969, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[burnt rampart]

bruh

/bal

/slut

[silent gale]

Spig#3085

You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay 214 to get it repaired.

Reply #636005

[burnt rampart]

/crime

[silent gale]

Spig#3085

You pissed yourself while attempting to rob a bank. Pay 515 to clean it up.

Reply #7106

[burnt rampart]

/work

[silent gale]

Spig#3085

You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and 73. Good job.

Reply #636285

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

Great job! You work as a professional professional and got 67

Reply #204081

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

Just take the 97 and go...

Reply #636322

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

♡𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓸♡#3439

You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn 82

Reply #20

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you 57

Reply #636432

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 5 minutes and 6 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work for a private military company, earning 84

Reply #636074

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 1 minute and 58 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made 96 off your performance.

Reply #834693

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn 78

Reply #77

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You sweep the floor and get paid 60

Reply #636337

[severe finch]

/work list

[silent gale]

imkar.ma#3489

You got featured and won 53

Reply #636295

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You bake cupcakes and receive 52

Reply #636341

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you 88 when you got back home

Reply #636513

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as a head receiver and earn 79

Reply #22

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 19 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found 95 on the floor.

Reply #636029

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 6 minutes and 12 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 1 minute and 6 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as a head receiver and earn 88

Reply #22

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You got cloned for science. You earned 99

Reply #635872

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You eat bananas for a living and get 71

Reply #636535

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 4 minutes and 42 seconds.

[dapper silo]

/work

[silent gale]

MonkeyManden#5613

After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn 62!

Reply #636293

[dapper silo]

/crime

[silent gale]

MonkeyManden#5613

You receive an unmarked letter in the post. Inside is a cheque of 327, which probably means that the "business" went well.

Reply #636263

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 1 minute and 30 seconds.

[dapper silo]

/rob JaneTheSaleswoman#0760

[silent gale]

MonkeyManden#5613

You were caught attempting to rob JaneTheSaleswoman#0760, and have been fined 567.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as a professional snail racer and win 75

Reply #636077

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for 68.

Reply #636512

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 53 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 13 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make 84 just for playing that song, so nice pick!

Reply #636334

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as a bread scientist and earn 73

Reply #27

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 6 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 20 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain 76 though.

Reply #636392

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You fail at work, but your boss pays you 57 out of pity.

Reply #636290

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you 58, as it was originally their job

Reply #636304

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 4 minutes and 21 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 42 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

♡𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓸♡#3439

You work as a beefeater and earn 58

Reply #56

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work at a lamp store and earn 100

Reply #635947

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as an engineer and earn 55

Reply #71

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you 53, it must be your lucky day!

Reply #834699

[tacit parcel]

/slut

[silent gale]

snooty da hunter#4074

That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent 261 to your Patreon

Reply #635975

[tacit parcel]

/work

[silent gale]

snooty da hunter#4074

You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn 88.

Reply #636451

[tacit parcel]

/crime

[silent gale]

snooty da hunter#4074

You were caught eating spaghetti without meatballs, and have been given a 670 fine!

Reply #636025

[olive galleon]

/work

[silent gale]

killer877308#4741

You work as a professional wine taster and earn 91.

Reply #636066

[undone salmon]

/work

[silent gale]

sTYkz#2388

You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn 62

Reply #35

[olive galleon]

/crime

[silent gale]

killer877308#4741

You try to mug a rich kid, but end up failing and get fined 354.

Reply #636299

[olive galleon]

/slut

[silent gale]

killer877308#4741

You earn 320 for giving some succ (the good kind)

Reply #635878

[dry shard]

/work

[silent gale]

Texas❤🤠#0146

You gave yourself 69 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...

Reply #636480

[dry shard]

/slut

[silent gale]

Texas❤🤠#0146

That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay 145 in hospital fees.

Reply #636268

[dry shard]

/crime

[silent gale]

Texas❤🤠#0146

You travel back in time to before the Gold Rush began and take all the gold. You travel back to the present and trade it in for 385.

Reply #636545

[dry shard]

/work

[silent gale]

Texas❤🤠#0146

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 23 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you 99.

Reply #636258

[obsidian palm]

/slut

[silent gale]

ShadowBedliss176#8530

You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you 384 in return!

Reply #635891

[obsidian palm]

/work

[silent gale]

ShadowBedliss176#8530

You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in 56

Reply #636021

[obsidian palm]

/crime

[silent gale]

ShadowBedliss176#8530

During the escape, the police catch up with your gang and confiscate 433 from you.

Reply #636426

[obsidian palm]

/Bal

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as a police officer and earn 70

Reply #66

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you 95.

Reply #636282

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 1 second.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as a head receiver and earn 95

Reply #22

[jolly sleet]

/work

[silent gale]

The OdinHammer#0289

You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn 70

Reply #1

[jolly sleet]

/slut

[silent gale]

The OdinHammer#0289

That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent 149 to your Patreon

Reply #635975

[jolly sleet]

/crime

[silent gale]

The OdinHammer#0289

You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined 580

Reply #170

[jolly sleet]

/rob Grim Reaper

[silent gale]

The OdinHammer#0289

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Grim Reaper#8262
2 - Grim Reaper#9673

[jolly sleet]

Grim Reaper#8262

[silent gale]

Cancelled command.

[jolly sleet]

/rob Grim Reaper#8262

[silent gale]

The OdinHammer#0289

You were caught attempting to rob Grim Reaper#8262, and have been fined 456.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

♡𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓸♡#3439

You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid 64!

Reply #635874

[pseudo totem]

/rob Texas❤🤠#0146

[silent gale]

Spooky Girl#0945

You attempted to rob Texas❤🤠#0146, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[pseudo totem]

/work

[silent gale]

Spooky Girl#0945

You take your cat for a walk and gain 61

Reply #636389

[pseudo totem]

/slut

[silent gale]

Spooky Girl#0945

You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined 290

Reply #168

[pseudo totem]

/crime

[silent gale]

Spooky Girl#0945

You successfully complete a heist and earn 403!

Reply #636187

[opal bane]

/slut