#back-room
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You cannot work for 1 minute and 32 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 24 seconds.
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
55.
/work
61 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
69!
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
59.
/crime
You tried to help someone with a bot, but they were greedy and stole
589 from you!
/slut
You fucked a trap, not realising it was a bear trap, and it gave you
174 out of pity.
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
64
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
362.
/work
You slept in a bed and found
68 under your pillow when you woke up
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 43 seconds.
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
58
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 27 minutes and 32 seconds.
/work
You develop games and earn
60.
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
98.
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
73.
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
93.
/crime
A sudden gust of wind blows away
349
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
65
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
99
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
68 from your peers.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 59 seconds.
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
55
/slut
You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined
283
fuuuuccckk
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
56 off of donations.
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
246.
/crime
You rob the 24/7 and steal a few hundred bucks, then you remember, its a game and you waste
602 for more in game currency.
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
69
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 10 minutes and 38 seconds.
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
96
/slut
You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost?
348 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
53
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
100
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
65. Good job!
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
328 in total.
/work
While you were searching for Pokรฉmon in the tall grass, you found
56!
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
81.
/slut
You have a good night out and earn
301.
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
65
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
96.
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
69
/work
You cannot work for 10 seconds.
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
90
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
67
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
71.
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
203 to stop because that's weird.
/crime
You were caught dipping Oreos in milk! You were beaten up and had
629 stolen from you!
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 55 seconds.
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
80 from donations
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
57
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
56
/work
You develop games and earn
74.
/rob @uneven crow
You attempted to rob Balistickkilla#4510, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/slut
You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and
105.
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
87
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
90
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
66.
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
66 after the pizzeria closes down.
/crime
You were caught trying to steal a red striped shirt, and have been given a
502 fine!
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
77
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
67
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
57.
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
316!
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
79 on the floor.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 36 seconds.
One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid
189 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.
/crime
You try to crash a wedding but are body slammed into the wedding cake. You pay
491 for the damage.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
74
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
56
/work
You find
95 randomly lying in the gutter
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
56
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
65
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 1 second.
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
90
/work
You cannot work for 52 seconds.
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
65
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 43 seconds.
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
60
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 51 seconds.
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
56
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 11 seconds.
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
67
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
55.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 30 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 38 seconds.
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
92
/work
You cannot work for 13 seconds.
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
71
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 48 seconds.
You clean off the counters and get paid
97
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 25 seconds.
/work
You help clean a horses stable for
78
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
58.
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
62
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
58
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
97 worth of scrap.
/bal
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
76
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 39 seconds.
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
79.
/work
You cannot work for 7 seconds.
/work
You work all day at the factory
64
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
94
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
107 and a sore ass.
/crime
You steal a ps4 and pawn it for
342
Yess the sore ass was not in vain
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 48 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 29 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
92
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 44 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 13 seconds.
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
71
You take your dog for a walk and gain
58
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
/slut
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
260 to clean the stains.
/crime
You attempt to rob your local McDonalds. The cashier beats you and you are fined
629
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
77
/slut
You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent
336 on medical bills.
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
56
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 29 minutes and 43 seconds.
/rob HAMBURGER-PLS#3279
You robbed
1,141 from HAMBURGER-PLS#3279.
/work
You serve the customers and receive
52
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
260
/crime
You stole a mystery box from Walmart, it was full of turtlenecks valued at
406.
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
64
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
340 and a sore ass.
/work
You cannot work for 16 seconds.
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
65
/work
While you were searching for Pokรฉmon in the tall grass, you found
100!
/slut
You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined
270 for disturbing the public peace.
/crime
You trip on a banana on your getaway, and get busted for
532!
/work
You are paid
74 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
76.
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
78. Good job!
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
89 in profits
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
96
/rob ๐ฎ๐๐๐๐๐๐#6969
You robbed
12 from ๐ฎ๐๐๐๐๐๐#6969.
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
100
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
274
/deposit all
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
71
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
58
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
55.
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
63
/crime
You rob a wild bank and manage to steal
697
/slut
Your friend pays you
265 for you to worship her feet
Woooo
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
65 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
150 in total.
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
98 for it!
/work
Just take the
68 and go...
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
381 and a real sore hangover.
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
50
/work
You went to work and gained
65
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
88.
/slut
You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost
130
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
96 from selling drinks
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
100
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
85
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
94
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
74 after the pizzeria closes down.
/rob HAMBURGER-PLS#3279
You robbed
3,653 from HAMBURGER-PLS#3279.
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
62!
/slut
You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
318.
/crime
An informant catches you in the act and relays it to the authorities. You are caught and fined
565
/crime
You got caught stealing cheese wheels and are fined
282
/work
You work as the president and earn
67
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
241 for your services.
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
147 in donations!
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
86
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 45 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 47 seconds.
/crime
You bombed Antarctica and received
383
/rob @ripe badger
You've been fined
662 for trying to rob a poor person.
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
96
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
255
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
67.
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
75.
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
367!
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
77
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
59.
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
99
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
83
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
82
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
88.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 43 seconds.
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
77.
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
85
/work
You worked overtime for
93
/work
You cannot work for 48 seconds.
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
64
/work
You didnโt go to work, but you got your paycheque of
76 anyway.
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
78
/work
You found
60 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
51
/work
You drive women to the store for
69
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
68 off of donations.
/work
You drive women to the store for
95
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
94
/crime
You wrecked the car you borrowed from the High Rollers in the race. You owe them
440 in damages.
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
247
yaaaaay
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
326... yikes
/crime
You are hired by one of the admins to take out a server member. You were caught by the police and are fined
605
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
85, as it was originally their job
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
60!
/work
You work as a model and earn
66
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
96
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 32 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 29 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 29 seconds.
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
89.
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
52
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
74.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
100
/crime
On the way to work you decided to rob a store and successfully got
267.
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
55 when you got back home
/crime
You steal an apple from the market for
461
/work
You serve the customers and receive
77
/crime
You tried stealing money from a cop, you were fined
392
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
70!
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
93
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
357 on your way out of the locker room.
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
52 off your performance.
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
231.
/work
You battled and gained
78.
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
232 on your way out of the locker room.
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
97
/slut
Your condom supply runs out and you pay
381 to restock.
/crime
You loiter and are fined
684.
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
84
/crime
You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of
503
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
398
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
62
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 27 minutes and 59 seconds.
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
58 from a thrown out wallet.
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
313 to fuck the girls inside.
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
71
/work
You clean the chimney and find
51.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 12 minutes and 40 seconds.
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
54
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
73
/robbe
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
98.
/rob @distant latch
You were caught attempting to rob Censored Screaming#0403, and have been fined
532.
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
91 ๐
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
246 to your Patreon!
/rob @distant latch
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
199.
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
76 near one of the potatoes
/crime
You choked on your aspirations. You lost
264
/slut
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a
343 fine!
fuck sake
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
98
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
198 and a sore ass.
/crime
You rummage through a dumpster illegally and find
378!
You attempted to rob crisps#3092, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You help clean a horses stable for
98
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
63
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
94.
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
345!
/work
Just take the
82 and go...
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
91
/work
You sell your crab for
64, you monster
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 12 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 35 seconds.
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
52.
/slut
Your friend pays you
314 for you to worship her feet
/crime
You failed to steal and the cops found you, you were fined
431
๐
/work
You went out fishing ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
81
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
93 off your new game.
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
88
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a
308 fine!
/crime
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, and have been given a
450 fine!
gffs
/rob HertZDiSaSteR#3674
You were caught attempting to rob HertZDiSaSteR#3674, and have been fined
524.
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
92
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
168
/crime
You steal candy from a baby and sell it for
635 on the black market.
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
83
/work
You dig around in your yard and gain
79
/dep all
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
58.
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
142 to your Patreon
/crime
You stole the fancy umbrella toothpick from the bar. You were fined
587
/dep all
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
96
/crime
You stole Justin Bieber's wallet and found
470 in it.
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
239 to your Patreon!
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
82.
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
94
/slut
You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined
338
You steal a child's piggy bank for
664
You work all day at the factory
89
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
69, it must be your lucky day!
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
92
/crime
You are hired by one of the admins to take out a server member. You were caught by the police and are fined
333
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
74.
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/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
73
/work
You work as a model and earn
91
/slut
One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid
385 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
97
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
185.
๐
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
83
/slut
You found an extra
202 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
77
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
55
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
64.
/work
You slept in a bed and found
92 under your pillow when you woke up
/rob HertZDiSaSteR#3674
You were caught attempting to rob HertZDiSaSteR#3674, and have been fined
681.
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
90.
/slut
You fucked a traffic cone and found
121 inside it
/crime
You hack into the mainframe, getting
459 in the process
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
80
/crime
You were caught not helping to commit the crime, and just sitting on your lazy ass on Discord.
For this you've been fined
302
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
194
/work
You worked overtime for
58
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 13 seconds.
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
79, it must be your lucky day!
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
77
/crime
You try to snipe someone, but get your calculations off, hitting a random guy next to your target, losing you
282 in payment for a cleaner.
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
91
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
364 for your services.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 40 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 39 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 16 seconds.
/rob @low kernel
You've been fined
362 for trying to rob a poor person.
HA HA
i mean you're better off going in #bar and lying /lb -cash to see who has the most cash on them
typing not lying sorry
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 50 minutes.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
77
/work
You work as the president and earn
80
/slut
You get
268 through donations on your cam stream.
I'm a cam girl now 
/rob HertZDiSaSteR#3674
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 37 seconds.
You were caught attempting to rob HertZDiSaSteR#3674, and have been fined
255.
/work
You serve the customers and receive
58
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
224
/crime
You have been caught stealing a box full of bunnies. You have been fined
439
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
80
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 26 minutes and 29 seconds.
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
88 from selling drinks
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
237.
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
63
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
233
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
55.
/slut
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
226 to clean the stains.
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! Youโve earned
67!
/rob @distant latch
You robbed
428 from Censored Screaming#0403.
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
206 to your Patreon
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
73
/rob @uneven crow
You attempted to rob Balistickkilla#4510, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 56 seconds.
/rob @weary saffron
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
/rob @cloud adder
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 45 minutes.
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
68
/rob @cloud adder
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 21 minutes and 59 seconds.
/slut
Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of
253!
/work
You milk a cow for
86
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
70 from your peers.
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! Youโve earned
65!
/work
While you were searching for Pokรฉmon in the tall grass, you found
56!
/rob @obsidian palm
You attempted to rob ShadowBedliss176#8530, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob @cloud adder
You robbed
26 from Solavellan#5442.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
95
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
193
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
87
/crime
You manage to hack into a bank's system and steal
553!
/slut
You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a
206 fine!
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 2 seconds.
/rob @cloud adder
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 48 minutes.
/work
You fixed and Mi-24 Helicopter for
76
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 15 seconds.
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
64
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
68 off your new game.
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
91.
/crime
You hack into the government's economic system and manage to steal
493.
/crime
You stole the fancy umbrella toothpick from the bar. You were fined
463
/rob HertZDiSaSteR#3674
You robbed
4,184 from HertZDiSaSteR#3674.
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
65
/slut
Thatโs not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay
240 in hospital fees.
/crime
You fail to pickpocket a noble. He summons the guards and they fine you
505
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
392
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
52
/work
You didnโt go to work, but you got your paycheque of
85 anyway.
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
85
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
100
/work
You got featured and won
71
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 28 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 1 second.
You smuggle pugs across the Mexican border for a cool
484.
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
319
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 44 seconds.
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
83 for a good job.
/crime
Stealing candy from a baby didn't turn out to be as easy as you'd think, you've been fined
689
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
248
/slut
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
77
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
100
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
74.
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
51
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
136 to fuck the girls inside.
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
65
/rob Bigg_Ed#0080
You robbed
2,723 from Bigg_Ed#0080.
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
75 off your new game.
While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was
115, this sort of thing can never be fixed.
/crime
You stole the fancy umbrella toothpick from the bar. You were fined
276
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
56.
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
100 for it.
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 5 seconds.
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
57
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
69 for doing his job.
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
145 on your way out of the locker room.
/rob Bigg_Ed#0080
You were caught attempting to rob Bigg_Ed#0080, and have been fined
658.
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 29 seconds.
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 9 seconds.
Damn
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
76
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
373 and a sore ass.
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
89
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
50
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
92
/work
You develop games and earn
77.
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
279.
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
96 for helping them out.
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
162
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
69 strewn about between the seats!
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
153
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
60
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
354 for your hard work.
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
125 from the client
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
81
/crime
You sneak into the theatre and try to steal tickets but you get caught and thrown out with a fine of
354
/rob Bigg_Ed#0080
You robbed
1,498 from Bigg_Ed#0080.
Lmao
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
62.
/slut
You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again.
130 for the paramedics to come and help you out.
You robbed
300 from Bigg_Ed#0080.
THANK GOD
/work
You serve the customers and receive
70
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
334
/rob Bigg_Ed#0080
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 34 minutes and 57 seconds.
Awww
/rob We Out Here Eatin Bread#5064
You robbed
2,109 from We Out Here Eatin Bread#5064.
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
61
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
317
/crime
You mug someone in a video game for all that they have, too bad it wasn't anything but some worthless bottle caps, netting you
432
/crime
You broke into the Warden's office and stole his chair. You managed to sell it for
418.
/work
While you were searching for Pokรฉmon in the tall grass, you found
53!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 35 minutes and 14 seconds.
/rob ๐ฎ๐๐๐๐๐๐#6969
You attempted to rob ๐ฎ๐๐๐๐๐๐#6969, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
52
/slut
Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you
214
/crime
You steal a customer's lucky gold coin which you sell for
383.
/crime
You are caught impersonating a bot and get fined
402
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
71 as in return!
/slut
You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a
308 fine!
/rob @tacit parcel
You attempted to rob snooty da hunter#4074, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/bal
Unfortunately, your public indecency did not pay off and got caught. You were fined
351
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
394 from the client
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
96
/rob ShadowBedliss176#8530
You attempted to rob ShadowBedliss176#8530, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob Bigg_Ed#0080
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 48 seconds.
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
58
/crime
You help an old lady cross the road,
250 falls out of her purse and you take it!
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
349.
/slut
You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
108.
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
93
/crime
You robbed the police station, which normally is a stupid idea, but they took the day off. You escaped with a police car, which you sold for
619
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
73
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 46 minutes and 40 seconds.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob Bigg_Ed#0080
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 42 minutes and 15 seconds.