#back-room
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You find
72 randomly lying in the gutter
/slut
You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay
147
/crime
You robbed a bank and were caught during the police chase that followed. Your bail was set at
298.
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
60 I think...
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
89.
/work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
62.
You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost?
350 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
62
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 21 seconds.
/crime
You sneak into the White House and manage to get your hands on a small loan of a million dollars. Unfortunately, you lose most of it while escaping, and only take home
564
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 6 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 58 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 56 minutes and 27 seconds.
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
63
/bal
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
73 off of donations.
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
277
/crime
You got caught speeding, your ticket comes to
349
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
84.
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
80 near one of the potatoes
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
53.
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
361!
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
51
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
80
/crime
You kill a guard with a sickle and steal
682 from his dead, bloated corpse.
/slut
You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay
149
/rob 228327044222681089
You were caught attempting to rob RAD#2653, and have been fined
280.
/work
64 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
195
/crime
A sudden gust of wind blows away
373
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
64
/work
You cannot work for 2 seconds.
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
89 near one of the potatoes
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
50!
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
230 and a sore ass.
/crime
You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was
506
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
69!
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
62
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
329.
/work
Just take the
50 and go...
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
145.
/crime
You lock pick a random house and steal some jewelry and sell it for
635
/crime
You were caught with your pants down outside the cemetery, and have been given a
291 fine!
/slut
You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you
354.
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
84
nice
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
51 for your services.
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
98
/slut
You get paid
159 for crossdressing
You were caught trying to take candy from a baby, and have been given a
696 fine.
/rob 228327044222681089
You were caught attempting to rob RAD#2653, and have been fined
379.
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
59
/slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
241 in order to keep quiet about it.
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
72
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 41 seconds.
/slut
You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay
215 to fix your leg
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 17 seconds.
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
57
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
138.
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
81 from your peers.
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
93
/slut
Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes
254 from you as compensation.
/crime
You break into a home to steal jewelry worth
364
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
65
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
79
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 12 seconds.
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
61, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
286
/crime
You were found in the Springfield Power Plant trying to make crack cocaine, you were fined
664
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
59
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
98 for your hard work
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 37 minutes and 18 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 37 minutes and 19 seconds.
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
86
/crime
You were caught eating cakes in a bakery, you have been fined
453!
/bal
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
84
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 11 seconds.
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
68.
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
83 for the hard work
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
72
/work
You found
89 on the floor.
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
69
/slut
While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was
329, this sort of thing can never be fixed.
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
67
/crime
You are caught using an in-game code multiple times and the developer fines you
431
/slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
202 in order to keep quiet about it.
/crime
In the guise of darkness you break into a home to steal jewelry worth
254
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
65.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 32 minutes and 23 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 32 minutes and 27 seconds.
/rob Dallas#1988
You've been fined
460 for trying to rob a poor person.
You cannot be a slut for 22 minutes and 51 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 22 minutes and 59 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 7 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
88.
/rob test_bug#5249
You were caught attempting to rob test_bug#5249, and have been fined
423.
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
74
/slut
You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined
212
/crime
You tried to do a prank call but called the police instead and you have been fined
319
/slut
You fucked a trap, not realising it was a bear trap, and it gave you
164 out of pity.
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
87 when you got back home
/slut
She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her
246.
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
66!
/crime
You steal your grandma's purse, and find
343 and some butterscotch candy.
/rob test_bug#5249
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 22 minutes.
/work
You clean the chimney and find
90.
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
96
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
224
/slut
You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took
181 from you.
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
50
/crime
Your co-conspirator gives information to the police that gets you arrested. You are fined
256
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
255.
/crime
You were caught in the act, and fined
518
/work
You got out of bed. Have
50
/rob @spare ridge
You robbed
2,396 from test_bug#5249.
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
93
/crime
You smuggle pugs across the Mexican border for a cool
332.
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
145 for the night.
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
88 in your direction.
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
77!
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
87.
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
54
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you
212 after.
/crime
You were caught cheating in Monopoly, pay
631 or go to jail.
/rob Censored Screaming#0403
You robbed
733 from Censored Screaming#0403.
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
50.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 37 seconds.
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
289.
/rob Censored Screaming#0403
You were caught attempting to rob Censored Screaming#0403, and have been fined
596.
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
74
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 35 minutes and 58 seconds.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You develop games and earn
52.
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
75 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 48 seconds.
/slut
Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay
273 for surgery.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 47 seconds.
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
95
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Wigs#5559
2 - hades#7159
3 - hAdeS#1915
4 - Hades Outlaws#5915
5 - hades.#1727
6 - HadesDarkAngel#6977
/rob Wigs#5559
Cancelled command.
You attempted to rob Wigs#5559, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
that just aint fair
No u
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
100
/slut
You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed
384.
/crime
You wrecked the car you borrowed from the High Rollers in the race. You owe them
266 in damages.
/rob Censored Screaming#0403
You were caught attempting to rob Censored Screaming#0403, and have been fined
640.
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
79 for your hard work
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
207!
/crime
You held the planet ransom with nukes for
692
/rob RadioactiveSocks#8712
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 58 minutes.
/work
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob, collect-income) whilst betting.
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
95
/work
You are paid
82 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 44 minutes and 39 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 46 seconds.
/slut
Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes
394 from you as compensation.
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
77
/work
You worked overtime for
82
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
145!
/crime
You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of
652
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
59.
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
98
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
214
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
52
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
72 😃
/slut
You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost
251.
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
54 for your services.
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
99
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
95 and given a bottle of wine.
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
383
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
80
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
51.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
75.
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
196
/crime
Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back
613 to dodge death.
/work
You drive women to the store for
95
/slut
You couldn't get it up and lost
141
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
273
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
78.
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
99
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
90.
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
345 for the night.
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
86
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you
139.
/crime
You rob a liquor store for
293
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
58.
/crime
You rob a gas station of all its fidget spinners. You sell them for
700 to some 11 year olds.
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
377 on your way out of the locker room.
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
75 for it.
/crime
During a drug deal with a notorious drug cartel, they jump the gun and take both your paid drugs and wallet. You lost
647
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
392
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
76 off your new game.
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
73
/crime
You were caught cheating in Monopoly, pay
670 or go to jail.
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
215.
/work
You become a game developer and raised
62 for charity.
/rob @topaz edge
You attempted to rob AVikingGoose#1142, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob LainkAo#7543
You've been fined
686 for trying to rob a poor person.
The old lady you tried to rob turned out to be a 6'4'' police officer in prime condition. You got the shit beaten out of you and were fined
444
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
268.
/work
You work as an egg and earn
93
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
68
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
54.
/slut
You get paid
128 for crossdressing
/crime
You steal candy from some schoolgirls and earn
566
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
82
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
281
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
62
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
83
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you
182 after.
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
208!
/work
You cannot work for 5 seconds.
/work
You help clean a horses stable for
61
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
67.
/crime
You pissed yourself while attempting to rob a bank. Pay
302 to clean it up.
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
372.
/work
You work as an egg and earn
70
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
83
/crime
You stole a prized diamond from the nearby bank vault, selling it for
441.
/crime
You sneak into the theatre and try to steal tickets but you get caught and thrown out with a fine of
492
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
281
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
90
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
277
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
88
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
51
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
99
/work
You develop games and earn
85.
/crime
You rob the bank and obtain
476! Hell yes.
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
96.
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 17 seconds.
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
148.
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
99! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
84 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
268 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/crime
Unfortunately, your public indecency did not pay off and got caught. You were fined
681
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
58.
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
144
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
94
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
98
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 6 seconds.
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
54
/crime
You walk down the street and find someone beating up an old man...so you decided to join in on the fun and get
472 from the man's wallet.
/slut
Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him
364.
/bal
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
91 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
80
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
222 to fuck the girls inside.
/crime
Trying to rob someone isn't that easy. They attack you and steal
634, luckily you aren't reported.
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
204 from the men.
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
80!
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
50
/crime
You rob the bank of Eternity for
319
yay
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
94
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
337... yikes
/crime
You unsuccessfully bribed a cop. See ya in prison, buddy. You lost
469
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
79.
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
327 from the men.
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
98
/slut
You earn
104 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/crime
You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined
678
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 47 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 6 seconds.
/rob ozy has AMC
You attempted to rob ozy has AMC#4785, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 27 seconds.
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
80
/work
You receive a check of
56 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
335!
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
89.
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
70
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
262 to fuck the girls inside.
/work
You do some work around the house for
88
/work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
100.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 36 seconds.
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
69
You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined
302
/crime
You walk down the street and find someone beating up an old man...so you decided to join in on the fun and get
554 from the man's wallet.
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
89 from a thrown out wallet.
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
91
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
79
/dep all
/slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
206
💔
/crime
You walk your crew right into a police sting. It's all over. Fined
652
/slut
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay
221 for violating the stay-at-home order.
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
55 and given a bottle of wine.
/crime
You spend all week trying to hack into a bank's system, and fail miserably. Because of bills and having to pay for food, you have lost
677.
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
68
/slut
You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost
345.
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
74 for your work.
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
202
/crime
You attempt to rob your local McDonalds. The cashier beats you and you are fined
627
/bal
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 25 minutes and 43 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 25 minutes and 45 seconds.
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
53
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 11 minutes and 4 seconds.
/crime
You were caught trying to pickpocket! You are fined
320
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
64
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
94
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/crime
You steal a customer's lucky gold coin which you sell for
334.
/slut
The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with
291.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 26 seconds.
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
52
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
66
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
99 stashed inside one of them.
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
51
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
77 out of pity.
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
87.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 5 seconds.
/work
You repair the lights and receive
58
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 41 seconds.
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
80
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
57
/crime
Your rent is due. You send a check for
639.
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
94
/slut
An adult video site pays you
169 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
73
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 27 seconds.
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
71 😃
/work
87 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/crime
You get banned from the Minecraft server and have to pay a fine of
513!
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
186 and a real sore hangover.
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
83 on the ground.
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
80 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
85
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
233 in donations!
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
100.
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
58 from selling drinks
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
141 in return!
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
59.
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
95 .
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
368
/crime
You tried to steal from this server's bank. Obviously, that didn't end well. You were given a fine of
409
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
66.
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
69!
You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay
208 to get it repaired.
btuh
/work
You cannot work for 25 seconds.
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
60
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
87 in profits
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
83
/Slut
Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay
159 for surgery.
/crime
You were caught trying to steal dogs from the animal shelter and have been fined
444
oof
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
192 for the night.
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
55
/crime
You mug someone in a video game for all that they have, too bad it wasn't anything but some worthless bottle caps, netting you
555
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
53
/crime
You were caught cheating in Monopoly, pay
657 or go to jail.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 19 seconds.
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
277.
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 42 seconds.
You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 51 seconds.
/work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
86
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
187

/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
52 when you got back home
/slut
You earn
170 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/crime
You rob the Goodsprings General Store and come out with
501
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
91
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
53
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
267 in total.
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
54
/slut
You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
384.
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
82
/crime
You sell cellular phones for a whopping
316
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
55
/crime
A box wobbles & falls from a delivery vehicle, landing right in front of you. Inside you find high-quality cigars. These are worth
499
You shake what your momma gave you for
247.
/dep all
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
53
/work
You work as a model and earn
68
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
79!
/crime
You set up a fake kickstarter for a game and end up stealing
322 from unsuspecting investors.
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
55
/work
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
50 on the way back home!
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
78
/crime
Steal pencils from Jeff's house. He gets mad and takes it out on the house across the street, resulting in a triple homicide and manslaughter. The police suspect you as an accomplice, so you pay
386 in legal fees trying to clear your name
You cannot commit a crime for 49 minutes and 23 seconds.
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
211
/work
You got featured and won
55
/slut
You earn
221 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
67 for watching.
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
91 for doing his job.
/work
You cannot work for 41 seconds.
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
70
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
52
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
93
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
57.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 20 seconds.
/crime
You got caught with garlic bread in your purse! You pay the restaurant
549
💔
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
57
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 39 seconds.
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
64
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 3 seconds.
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
341 in return!
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 49 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 43 minutes and 16 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 38 seconds.
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
89
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 49 minutes.
/crime
You find a wallet on the ground containing
257. You pick it up and look at the ID inside. You see the man on the ID card running around frantically looking for said wallet. You pocket the wallet and walk away.
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
95 and given a bottle of wine.
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
80
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
89.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 34 minutes and 56 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 11 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 54 minutes and 42 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 13 seconds.
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
53
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 12 seconds.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
54
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 1 minute and 5 seconds.
/crime
You rob an orphanage for
665
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
375.
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
50!
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
75
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
59.
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
78.
/crime
You tried to put the milk before the cereal and were put in jail for your heinous acts, you have to pay
526 for bail!
How does one pay 🤔
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
54 to help fund the project!
/slut
You rake in
379, but your butthole will never be the same...
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
56 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/crime
You pissed yourself while attempting to rob a bank. Pay
364 to clean it up.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 54 minutes and 45 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 54 minutes and 26 seconds.
/rob HAMBURGER-PLS#3279
You were caught attempting to rob HAMBURGER-PLS#3279, and have been fined
583.
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
80 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
319 from the men.
/crime
You try to mug a rich kid, but end up failing and get fined
265.
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
65
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
99.
/crime
You set up a fake kickstarter for a game and end up stealing
589 from unsuspecting investors.
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 1 second.
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you
301 as a punishment because there's kids watching.
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
91!
/crime
Those weren't girl scout cookies, but hey you got
387
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
50.
/crime
You try to crash a wedding but are body slammed into the wedding cake. You pay
322 for the damage.
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
86.
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
82 near one of the potatoes
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
80
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
244!
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
60
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
97.
/crime
You were caught shoplifting. Pay a fine of
376
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 51 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
90
/crime
You tried to rob a dolphin but the dolphin has cosmic powers. Get fined
338 for messing with the wrong dolphin!
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
98 from ad revenue.
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
346 for the night.
lol
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
356... yikes
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 34 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 19 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 24 seconds.
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/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 47 seconds.
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
87 for your services.
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
51
/crime
Nerf guns don't work idiot. Fined
423
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
309 to stop because that's weird.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
70
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
54
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
159
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
307
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 21 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 27 seconds.
/rob @sweet zephyr
You were caught attempting to rob ReggieInit#6314, and have been fined
267.
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
68
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 47 minutes and 28 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 46 minutes and 55 seconds.
/work
You milk a cow for
56
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 41 seconds.
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
94 to help fund the project!
/slut
You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole
363.
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
50
/slut
Your friend pays you
377 for you to worship her feet
/crime
You see a man burying a dead body in the park. He pays you
514 to help him out.
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
73
/crime