#back-room
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You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 22 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
64.
/crime
You crack open a safe and shovel
280 into your pockets. These old people never learn.
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
62.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 20 seconds.
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
63
/work
You slept in a bed and found
84 under your pillow when you woke up
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
97.
/work
100 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
98. Good job.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 12 seconds.
/crime
You rummage through a dumpster illegally and find
557!
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
99 near one of the potatoes
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
243.
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
63
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
53
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
332!
/crime
You try to mug a rich kid, but end up failing and get fined
430.
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
51
/crime
You break into a hospital and steal all their morphine. You manage to sell all of it on the black market for
596
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
85.
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
57 for your work.
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
318.
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
51
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
50
/crime
While robbing a dirty video store, you get distracted and lose track of time. The police arrive, arrest you, and your bail cost
337.
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
59
/crime
You were caught eating cakes in a bakery, you have been fined
401!
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
385.
/bal
/rob Pfc. Jacob
You robbed
8 from Pfc. Jacob#1335.
You are $8 are mine
Work and be a slut
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
90
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
276.
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
65
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 48 minutes and 6 seconds.
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
95
/crime
Stealing candy from a baby didn't turn out to be as easy as you'd think, you've been fined
316
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
50!
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
367
bruh
/work
You cannot work for 25 seconds.
/work
You sell your crab for
87, you monster
/work
You cannot work for 10 seconds.
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
96
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
60
While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was
393, this sort of thing can never be fixed.
/crime
You break into a firework factory and steals all the firecrackers and sell them for
378
/bal
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
82
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
61
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
202 for your services.
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
73
/work
You gave yourself
84 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 19 seconds.
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
79
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 17 seconds.
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
81 for your services.
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
56.
/crime
You storm the local police station and steal all their bribery money worth
512
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
70
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
61
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
84
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
98.
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
80
/work
You work all day at the factory
87
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
68
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
95
/work
You develop games and earn
79.
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
157!
/work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
69
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 43 seconds.
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
72
/work
You worked and gained
70
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
100
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
66
/work
You cannot work for 26 seconds.
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
82
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
64
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
103 and a real sore hangover.
/crime
You stole Justin Bieber's wallet and found
530 in it.
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
50. Good job!
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
108
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
91
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
55 to help fund the project!
/crime
You were caught trying to smuggle illegal aliens across the border and have been fined
578
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
371 for your solid work.
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
62
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
52
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
78
/crime
You chopped down a government-protected tree and found
401 in it!
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
58.
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
72
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
63
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
94
/rob usernameman77#7371
You were caught attempting to rob usernameman77#7371, and have been fined
686.
You threaten a police officer, wasn't a smart idea. You got arrested and was fined
328
You found an extra
312 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
84
/work
You cannot work for 54 seconds.
/work
You got out of bed. Have
77
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
62
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
64
/work
You receive a check of
83 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
54!
/work
You found
62 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/rob @vague walrus
You robbed
2,378 from usernameman77#7371.
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
86
/slut
You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took
145 from you.
/crime
Your money laundering scheme has backfired. After serving your sentence, you must re-pay
537 back as restitution.
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
51
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
64
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
50.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
76
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
57 for your team winning!
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
96 worth of scrap.
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
56
/crime
You stealthily pickpocket a nearby customer with
345 worth of silver coins.
/slut
Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra
387.
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
52 for the hard work
/work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
60!
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
173, and you go ahead with it.
/rob @ripe badger
You attempted to rob Polskigofer#8384, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/crime
Being the criminal mastermind you are, you decide to rob the next person you see. An old lady approaches, here's your chance! You threaten her & demand money. The poor old lady gives you
346 in sheer terror.
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
175.
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
93.
/crime
You robbed a cat, but felt guilty once you saw she was a single mom with ten kittens and paid her back
380.
oh come on
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
73
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 1 minute and 5 seconds.
/crime
You successfully created a pyramid scheme making
364 in the process.
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
91
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
59
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
50 for it.
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
72
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
310
/crime
The person you were robbing noticed you. You have been fined for
357.
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
94
/work
/dep all
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
73 from ad revenue.
/crime
You manage to hack into a bank's system and steal
559!
/slut
You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job
208
You eat bananas for a living and get
69
/work
You dig around in your yard and gain
82
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
98
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
74
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
60 after the pizzeria closes down.
/work
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received
77!
/work
You work as an egg and earn
82
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
79 for doing it
/work
You walk dogs for
90.
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
59 for your work.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 35 seconds.
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
81
/slut
Your condom supply runs out and you pay
226 to restock.
/crime
You spend all week trying to hack into a bank's system, and fail miserably. Because of bills and having to pay for food, you have lost
448.
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
62
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
71
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
87
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
87 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
62
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
90
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
50
/slut
You get
355 through donations on your cam stream.
/crime
You're short when trying to pay for your food at Wawa, and take one too many pennies from their tips jar. Hang your head in shame and give
700 to make up for it
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
60.
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
62.
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
53.
/crime
You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost
543.
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
201 for your solid work.
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
73.
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 4 seconds.
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
62
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
312!
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
54
/slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
393
Rip
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
73.
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
50.
/crime
You got a cop drunk and stole his car, selling the parts for
594
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
302!
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you
155.
The person you were robbing noticed you. You have been fined for
580.
/work
You clean the chimney and find
70.
/work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
100!
/crime
You attempted to rob the local bank and got caught by the police. You are fined
649
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
331 from the men.
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 29 seconds.
/WORK
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 27 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 54 minutes and 1 second.
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
70
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
59.
/crime
You storm the local police station and steal all their bribery money worth
614
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
396 in return!
/rob Melissa
You were caught attempting to rob melissa#7409, and have been fined
302.
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
75
/slut
You take it up the ass for
348
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
73.
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
83
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
62
/bt all
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
66.
/slut
You couldn't get it up and lost
146
/crime
You attempt to steal, but the person stabs you. You pay
250 in hospital expenses...
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
54.
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
94
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
84
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
61
/work
You drive women to the store for
73
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
189
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
67 in profits
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
129.
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
65
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
84.
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
375
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
91
/slut
You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost
238
Hi
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
73!
/crime
You work for the Juarez cartel as a brick-presser and earn
324! They'll probably kill you and your family tomorrow. Just saying.
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
83
/rob Melissa
You were caught attempting to rob melissa#7409, and have been fined
583.
/crime
You storm the local police station and steal all their bribery money worth
558
Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of
179!
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
81
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
77
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
56
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
76
/slut
One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid
343 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.
/crime
You hacked a bank and stole
333
/bal
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
83
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
151 in donations!
/crime
You steal an apple from the market for
565
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 56 seconds.
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
87.
/work
You work all day at the factory
89
/slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
357
OOF
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
89 strewn about between the seats!
/slut
You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost
282.
/crime
You were fined
698 for slacking in school!
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
96.
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
83 for the hard work
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
66 for your work.
You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes
293 from you.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 22 seconds.
/crime
You steal
355 from your boss and didn't get caught.
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 55 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 56 minutes and 11 seconds.
You walk dogs for
95.
/slut
Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined
245.
/crime
Your friend bet you that you couldn't beat him in Madden. He won
268.
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
64! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/work
You battled and gained
61.
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
95
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 55 seconds.
/work
You went out fishing ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
82
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
61!
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
95
/work
You become a game developer and raised
84 for charity.
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
82.
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
86
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
61.
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
64 for all your items.
/work
You cannot work for 27 seconds.
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
75
/work
You were farming and earned
50
/slut
You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined
131.
/crime
You stole the fancy umbrella toothpick from the bar. You were fined
329
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
317
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
88!
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
97
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
98
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
93
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
51
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
288
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
55.
/crime
You are fined
544 for jaywalking
/crime
After stealing memes you get tracked down by the meme god and mugged for
272.
/work
You fixed and Mi-24 Helicopter for
87
/rob 𝘽𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙣#7958
You robbed
2,292 from 𝘽𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙣#7958.
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
53
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
247
/crime
During the escape, the police catch up with your gang and confiscate
305 from you.
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
89
/crime
You sell body parts on the black market
251 in profit.
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
69
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
64 though.
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
81
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
93 to help fund the project!
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
77 because we pity you.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 56 seconds.
/crime
You are caught impersonating a bot and get fined
672
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
86
/slut
A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you
343 for having your junk out.
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
85 for your services.
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
60
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
74 though.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
57
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
80. The students loved you!
1
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
67
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
95
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
350 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
54 though.
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
158 in total.
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
69.
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
90.
/crime
You eat pizza with pineapple. Disgrace. Fined
349
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
99
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
72 for the hard work
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
69 for it!
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
66
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
79!
/slut
You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined
386
/crime
You tried to steal from this server's bank. Obviously, that didn't end well. You were given a fine of
543
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
68 for your team winning!
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
95
/crime
You tried griefing someone's house, but they placed a trap of TNT under it so you died. You have to pay
522 for damages
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your
288.
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
93.
/work
You were farming and earned
62
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
64.
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
98 for doing it
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
96.
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
100
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
70.
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
86
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
66 for your work.
/slut
Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra
251.
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
97
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
136 and a real sore hangover.
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
57
/work
You receive a check of
92 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
72
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
76
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
67 from ad revenue.
/work
You cannot work for 28 seconds.
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
56.
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
97
/work
You went out fishing ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
90
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
63 strewn about between the seats!
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
81
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
66 for your services.
/slut
You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay
256
/crime
You entered the Royal Palace and stole a precious diamond. You then sold it for
555
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
81
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
67
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
88
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
76
/crime
You got caught digging up dead memes and got a
369 fine.
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
185
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
88
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
70
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
91
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
346 from the client
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
63
/crime
Local crime lords remember you still owe a debt to them. You are robbed at gunpoint and lose
447.
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
76
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
155 in a baggie next to you.
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
100 to help fund the project!
/rob Spig#3085
You were caught attempting to rob Spig#3085, and have been fined
578.
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
55.
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
399 on your way out of the locker room.
/crime
You're caught watching illegal Russian movies and slapped with a hefty
612 fine
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
90
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
75
/slut
You fucked a trap, not realising it was a bear trap, and it gave you
285 out of pity.
/crime
You set fire to Starbucks and steal all the coffee worth
674
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
73
/slut
Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined
190.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
You help illegal immigrants cross the border and they paid you
552.
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
67, it must be your lucky day!
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
90.
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
348 for your solid work.
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
100 for your struggles.
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
125
/crime
You rob a loyal nobleman's house while he was out for brunch with another nobleman. You find
400 worth of assets.
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
54.
/rob Just.Stambata
You attempted to rob Just.Stambata#8814, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
81. Good job!
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
89
/work
You worked and gained
71
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
91 stashed inside one of them.
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
67
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
90 to help fund the project!
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
51
/slut
Nobody cares about you. You lost
254 trying to twerk.
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
56
/work
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received
85!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 13 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
100
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
313
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
52 worth of scrap.
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
92, albeit reluctantly.
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
99!
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
75.
/slut
You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs
271
/work
You were farming and earned
50
/slut
You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined
106
/crime
You were caught trying to steal a red striped shirt, and have been given a
291 fine!
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
72.
/rob Spig#3085
You robbed
2,602 from Spig#3085.
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
284
/rob unbeliva
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Diet Fanta#7030
2 - Fulbright#5117
3 - getfreemovies1440p#7176
4 - TheSJC#5958
5 - ETP#3361
6 - diehard#4088
7 - Sunny#0021
8 - 2sonny2furious#5915
9 - Jim Broker#8914
10 - jim halpert#9506
5
You were caught attempting to rob ETP#3361, and have been fined
385.
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
86.
You spend all week trying to hack into a bank's system, and fail miserably. Because of bills and having to pay for food, you have lost
335.
/work
You sell your crab for
96, you monster
/rob @low kernel
You attempted to rob 𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆#6969, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
93
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
53, as it was originally their job
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
99
/crime
You thought it was a good idea to rob a bank with a banana. They fined you
684.
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
135
/rob 228327044222681089
You were caught attempting to rob RAD#2653, and have been fined
425.
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
91.
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your
192.
/crime
You did not even do anything wrong, yet you lost
608
wow that is ass
/work
You cannot work for 16 seconds.
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
63.
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
70 on the floor.
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
86
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
95 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
You work as a pilot and earn
66
/slut
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as
389!
/crime
An informant catches you in the act and relays it to the authorities. You are caught and fined
331
/bal
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
93
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
100 for the night.
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
87
/slut
You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay
349
/crime
You steal money from your neighbour. While running away you lose
347 . Nobody cares about dirt though so they take their money back and leave without fining you.
Fuck
/work
You sell bananas for
63
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
53! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/crime
You stole a prized diamond from the nearby bank vault, selling it for
693.
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
166 for the good time.
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
87
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
75
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
54!
/slut
An adult video site pays you
266 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
/crime
You tried stealing money from a cop, you were fined
459
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
73
/rob 228327044222681089
You were caught attempting to rob RAD#2653, and have been fined
697.
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
63 was earned.
/slut
You earned
346 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
/crime
You're hired as a hitman for
444
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
53. Good job.
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
73
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
84.
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
59
/slut
You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes
237 from you.
/crime
You hacked into the bank and received
301 and an invitation to Anonymous
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
58
/rob 228327044222681089
You were caught attempting to rob RAD#2653, and have been fined
661.
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
77
/slut
You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost?
228 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?
/crime
You commit a heist and manage to take
386
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
86 from selling drinks
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
243.
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 31 seconds.
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
100
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 27 seconds.
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
53
/work
You gave yourself
71 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
69 😃
/work
You make a living selling weed for
65 a day
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
142 for your hard work.
/crime
The police randomly stop you and fine you
563
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
72
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 57 seconds.
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
55
/crime
You were caught trying to steal a red striped shirt, and have been given a
568 fine!
/slut
A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you
281 for having your junk out.
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
68.
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
91
/work
You make a living selling weed for
78 a day
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
240, and you go ahead with it.
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
61 for your services.
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
275
/crime
You choked on your aspirations. You lost
389
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
141
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
92
