You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
379
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You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
379
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
82
/slut
You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost
353
/crime
You have been caught stealing a box full of bunnies. You have been fined
302
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
335 to fuck the girls inside.
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
58
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
66
/rob @wild dragon
You were caught attempting to rob Truewarrior#3201, and have been fined
393.
L
/rob @hexed cloud
You attempted to rob Sourpainter7477#7220, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
F u
haha
Atleast i did not get fined tho
/crime
You attempt to rob a body builder, you get your ass kicked. Pay
582
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
50
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
100
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
100 and given a bottle of wine.
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
359
/work
You worked and gained
91
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
74 for it!
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
92
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 46 seconds.
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
53
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
233 on the way back to your ship.
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
52
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
51.
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
83.
/work
You got out of bed. Have
59
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
88.
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
71.
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
70 in profits
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
79
/work
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94 was earned.
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
63.
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
51.
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
65
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
84 in your direction.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
90.
/slut
You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing
398 to resolve your burnt skin.
/crime
You rob another server for
251
You try to mug a rich kid, but end up failing and get fined
566.
You sell bananas for
68
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 23 seconds.
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
103
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
55
/slut
You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent
390 on medical bills.
/crime
Dude, you just duped, and got banned. Sorry you lose
465
/rob 729724681137160192
You were caught attempting to rob Deleted User a0322407#6203, and have been fined
686.
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
58 for your services.
/slut
An adult video site pays you
156 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
/crime
You were caught trying to smuggle illegal aliens across the border and have been fined
677
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
57 to help fund the project!
/slut
You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse,
295 went down your toilet
/crime
You stole the fancy umbrella toothpick from the bar. You were fined
284
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
65
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 11 minutes and 18 seconds.
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
221 at you.
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
157
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
88
/crime
The police randomly stop you and fine you
577
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
87 for doing his job.
/rob Liara
You robbed
284 from Solavellan#5442.
/work
You are paid
59 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/slut
You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse,
109 went down your toilet
I slipped and done what??
/rob 729724681137160192
You were caught attempting to rob Deleted User a0322407#6203, and have been fined
447.
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
61
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
254 and a real sore hangover.
/crime
You rob an orphanage for
438
/work
You cannot work for 22 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
53.
/work
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50
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
62.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 4 minutes and 31 seconds.
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
54
/crime
You attempted to divide by zero, destroying the world and losing
296 to restore your save file.
/work
You were farming and earned
62
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
362
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
59
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
79 for your hard work
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
192
/work
You got featured and won
83
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
55.
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
385 in donations!
lets go
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
71
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
61.
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
72
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 42 seconds.
/crime
You tried to rob a dolphin but the dolphin has cosmic powers. Get fined
441 for messing with the wrong dolphin!
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
331
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 25 seconds.
/rob TheGhost
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Narmix#0180
2 - TheGhost#7267
3 - TheGhostCat123#4779
4 - TheGhostMask#2840
2
You were caught attempting to rob TheGhost#7267, and have been fined
683.
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
88
/slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
374 in order to keep quiet about it.
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
100
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 17 minutes and 14 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 16 minutes and 49 seconds.
/rob @gray knot
You've been fined
426 for trying to rob a poor person.
Ha
/crime
With a few others, you light up a Molotov and throw it at a shop. Somehow you find
550 on the way back.
/crime
You rob the bank of Eternity for
524
/rob @ocean fox
/slut
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
You have a good night out and earn
212.
/slut
Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay
298 for a new one.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
73
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
70!
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
96 near one of the potatoes
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 26 minutes and 12 seconds.
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
82 for it!
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
61 to help fund the project!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 8 minutes and 12 seconds.
/rob 729724681137160192
You robbed
2,320 from Deleted User a0322407#6203.
/work
You work as an egg and earn
77
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
321 on the way back to your ship.
/crime
You attempt to break into an electronics store. You smash the window to bits and climb inside, only to hear sirens approaching fast.. You haven't even gotten the loot yet. You must have tripped a silent alarm. Busted. You are fined
552
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
70 for your services.
/slut
You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for
351
/crime
You robbed secret files from the FBI building. But your team was set up and you lost
525
Rip my bank account
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
62
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
92
/slut
You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined
290.
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
96.
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
97
You were caught trying to steal dogs from the animal shelter and have been fined
622
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
73 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/slut
/work
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
263 to fuck the girls inside.
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 54 seconds.
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
81!
/crime
You rummage through a dumpster illegally and find
331!
/crime
You attempt to rob a body builder, you get your ass kicked. Pay
547
/rob @wild garnet
You've been fined
400 for trying to rob a poor person.
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
87
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
106
/crime
Unfortunately, your public indecency did not pay off and got caught. You were fined
352
/rob @wild dragon
You attempted to rob Truewarrior#3201, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
L
You worked overtime for
70
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
92
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
80.
/work
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71
/slut
You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to
194.
/crime
You were caught with your pants down outside the cemetery, and have been given a
354 fine!
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
78.
/work
You work all day at the factory
70
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
52.
/WORK
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
91
/crime
You help an old lady cross the road,
466 falls out of her purse and you take it!
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
68.
/slut
You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost
368.
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
59
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
207
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
91 near one of the potatoes
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
75 worth of scrap.
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
55
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
179, and you go ahead with it.
/crime
You were caught stealing from your boss, so he stole
453 from you!
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
53 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
75!
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
90
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
281
/work
You clean the chimney and find
74.
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
98
/work
You cannot work for 54 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 second.
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
75
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
50
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
63
/slut
You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay
289 to get it out
/crime
You try to snipe someone, but get your calculations off, hitting a random guy next to your target, losing you
250 in payment for a cleaner.
57 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 41 seconds.
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
65
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
54
/work
You cannot work for 12 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 2 seconds.
You were farming and earned
67
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
81
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
175 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/crime
You assassinated an African drug lord for
371
/rob Liara
You robbed
273 from Solavellan#5442.
/work
You work as the president and earn
98
/slut
While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was
314, this sort of thing can never be fixed.
/crime
You stole the fancy umbrella toothpick from the bar. You were fined
399
/rob slank-rad
You robbed
29 from Slank-Rad#5044.
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
67
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
298.
/crime
As you exit your backyard, a dog from down the street bites your leg leaving you with deep cuts on your calf. You stumble with pain and kick the dog into your backyard before closing the gate. Later that day a Lost Dog poster is seen on the street offering a reward. You return the dog, only after receiving your
642 reward. He shouldn't have bit you on your own property.
/rob Liara
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 45 minutes and 29 seconds.
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
93 for your work.
/slut
You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined
331
/crime
You tried griefing someone's house, but they placed a trap of TNT under it so you died. You have to pay
572 for damages
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
97
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
70
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
96 for doing it
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
90
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
341
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
68 in your direction.
/rob Tubbis#3739
You robbed
1,531 from Tubbis#3739.
/work
You slept in a bed and found
98 under your pillow when you woke up
/slut
Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John
234
/crime
You got caught with garlic bread in your purse! You pay the restaurant
602
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
286 to your Patreon!
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
77
/rob @ocean fox
You robbed
335 from KellieKells#1419.
/work
You work as the president and earn
80
/slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
185!
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
91 off of donations.
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
144 at you.
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
52
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
85
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
351.
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
52
/slut
You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined
311
/crime
You kill someone and sell their organs for
677
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
75
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
71
/crime
You were hired as an assassin and you succeeded, earning
601
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 8 seconds.
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
61
/work
You find
52 randomly lying in the gutter
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
87 for your contributions !
/crime
You stole a prized diamond from the nearby bank vault, selling it for
486.
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
320
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 55 minutes and 47 seconds.
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
95
/crime
You have been caught stealing a box full of bunnies. You have been fined
516
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
65 from selling drinks
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
67
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
64 from donations
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
52 off your new game.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 12 minutes and 18 seconds.
/Rob @low kernel
You attempted to rob 𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆#6969, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/Rob @silent gale
You cannot rob bots, they are too powerful for you.
literally have no money lmao
what a waste of a cooldown
/Rob @ocean fox
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
/rob @hazy mica
You robbed
10 from WakandaDivergent#1647.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 25 seconds.
/slut
Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost
205, have fun
/crime
You steal a pink McLaren and sell it to Kim Kardashian for
695
Imma get u later
/crime
A woman gave you
396, for killing her husband!
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
76.
/slut
You found an extra
397 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/rob @ripe badger
You were caught attempting to rob ♡𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓸♡#3439, and have been fined
306.
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
59 in profits
/slut
You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined
193
/work
You sell your crab for
79, you monster
/slut
You take it up the ass for
321
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
83
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
53
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
80
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
82
/slut
Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John
237
/crime
You wouldn't get out of bed to do the crime. We are fining you
517 for being a lazy ass person.
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
67
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
187 to stop because that's weird.
/crime
Your money laundering scheme has backfired. After serving your sentence, you must re-pay
383 back as restitution.
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 43 seconds.
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
62 for it!
/work
You went to work and gained
53
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.
/crime
You set fire to Starbucks and steal all the coffee worth
510
You cannot commit a crime for 53 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
94
/slut
You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined
367
/crime
You steal
532 from your baby sister's allowance money from her sparkly pink piggy bank.
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
61
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
90, it must be your lucky day!
/work
You got featured and won
57
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
67.
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
60
/slut
You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again.
124 for the paramedics to come and help you out.
/crime
During a drug deal with a notorious drug cartel, they jump the gun and take both your paid drugs and wallet. You lost
481
/work
You were farming and earned
83
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
62
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
52 for your efforts!
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
213 in total.
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
389
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
76
/crime
You robbed a cat, but felt guilty once you saw she was a single mom with ten kittens and paid her back
428.
/slut
You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay
327 for surgery.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.
/crime
You were hired as an assassin and you succeeded, earning
575
/dep all
/work
Just take the
94 and go...
/slut
You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined
279
/crime
You receive an unmarked letter in the post. Inside is a cheque of
530, which probably means that the "business" went well.
/rob Benjamin#4495 •
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob Benjamin#4495
You robbed
1,317 from Benjamin#4495.
/work
You fixed and Mi-24 Helicopter for
92
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
79.
/slut
Your friend pays you
202 for you to worship her feet
/crime
You access the point log and clear everything, gaining
404
/rob Evandren#1632
You were caught attempting to rob Evandren#1632, and have been fined
260.
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
66
/slut
You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay
139 to fix your leg
/crime
You stole a Mi-24 Helicopter and sold it for
462 on the market
/slut
You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a
200 fine!
/crime
You have been caught helping your neighbour steal from the local bank, and got fined
612
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
97
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 41 seconds.
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
65!
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
344.
/crime
You got caught digging up dead memes and got a
586 fine.
f
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
84
/crime
You rob a convenience store for
475
/slut
You fuck this really hot girl, and you find out she has herpes. You are fined
357 to get it cured.
/crime
You sold drugs for
417
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
89
/slut
A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you
150 for having your junk out.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 32 seconds.
/slut
Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you
306
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
82
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
78.
/rob Evandren#1632
You robbed
983 from Evandren#1632.
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
70
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
208.
/crime
You were hired as an assassin and you succeeded, earning
283
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
50
/crime
You steal
570 from your boss and didn't get caught.
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
84
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
50 from selling drinks
/crime
You wouldn't get out of bed to do the crime. We are fining you
616 for being a lazy ass person.
Dang this bot knows me way too well
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
56 from your peers.
/slut
Your friend pays you
352 for you to worship her feet
/work
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
69 anyway.
/crime
You steal
474 from a child and (narrowly) escape.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 49 seconds.
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as
316!
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
84
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
75!
/rob StormHooves#2973
You were caught attempting to rob StormHooves#2973, and have been fined
639.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 36 seconds.
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
274
/crime
You were caught vandalising and were fined
455
/crime
You tried to steal from this server's bank. Obviously, that didn't end well. You were given a fine of
382
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
342 for your solid work.
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
80
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
67
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
53
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
79
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
73
/work
A drunk man pays you
52 to walk backwards.
/crime
You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of
506
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
340.
You robbed
580 from KellieKells#1419.
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 7 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
83
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
85
/crime
It's your lucky day! You found an unlocked bus and took out
327 from the box of fares.
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
88
You were caught attempting to rob KellieKells#1419, and have been fined
344.
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
176
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
99!
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
213 on the way back to your ship.
/rob kells
You were caught attempting to rob KellieKells#1419, and have been fined
302.
Damn
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
69 for it!
/slut
Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes
300, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
53, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
318
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
58
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
88.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 45 seconds.
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
77
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 44 seconds.
/dep all
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
58
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
90
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
92 😃
/work
You work as the president and earn
91
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
264 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
woohoo
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
66
/slut
You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined
252.
/crime
Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined
479.
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
78.
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
51
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
You were caught trying to pickpocket! You are fined
507
/slut
You get
153 through donations on your cam stream.
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
54!
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
50.
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
53
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
77 off your new game.
/crime
You entered the Royal Palace and stole a precious diamond. You then sold it for
376
/slut
Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay
341 for surgery.
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
72.
/work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
59
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
77
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You found
96 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/slut
That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay
364 in hospital fees.
You got caught trying to steal iPhone X and pay a fine of
672
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
95
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
58
/crime
You stole a package from your neighbour and sold it on the deep web for
509
An informant catches you in the act and relays it to the authorities. You are caught and fined
326
😩
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
61
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 33 seconds.
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
286
/work
You cannot work for 30 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
100.
/work
You slept in a bed and found
51 under your pillow when you woke up
/rob StormHooves#2973
You robbed
1,447 from StormHooves#2973.
/work
You walk dogs for
79.
/slut
Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes
279, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.
/crime
You rob a McDonald's and take
467.
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 55 seconds.
/crime
You got caught trying to steal iPhone X and pay a fine of
427
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
225 to fuck the girls inside.
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
86!
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
66
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
65
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
54 for your contributions !
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
73
/crime
You work for the Juarez cartel as a brick-presser and earn
613! They'll probably kill you and your family tomorrow. Just saying.
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
82
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
58
You work as a starving college student, you found
61 on the ground.
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
73. Good job!
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
54
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
90.
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
61.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
/crime
You were busted in your crime and were sentenced to jail. Your bail cost
483
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
201 on your way out of the locker room.
Oh
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
70 from ad revenue.
/work
You become a game developer and raised
94 for charity.
/crime
You break into a firework factory and steals all the firecrackers and sell them for
564
/work
You work as a model and earn
59
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
92
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
61
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
71
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
87! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
99
One message removed from a suspended account.
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
76!
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
You stole a prized diamond from the nearby bank vault, selling it for
342.
One message removed from a suspended account.
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
252
One message removed from a suspended account.
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
54
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
69
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 36 seconds.
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
89
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
400
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
64 for the hard work
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
316
/crime
You find a trading vulnerability in a game and duplicate inventory for which you sell and earn
399
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
59
/work
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
91 on the way back home!
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
oop
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
86
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 7 minutes and 14 seconds.
/crime
You walk your crew right into a police sting. It's all over. Fined
494
ouch
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
95
/work
You find
99 randomly lying in the gutter
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
308
/crime
Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldn’t stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost
294.
/rob needless escape
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob needlessescape
You were caught attempting to rob NeedlessEscape#7689, and have been fined
345.
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
63 off of donations.
/rob needlessescape
You were caught attempting to rob NeedlessEscape#7689, and have been fined
515.
/work
You worked overtime for
94
You robbed
2,213 from NeedlessEscape#7689.
You pickpocket a man/woman. You manage to get
398.
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
74 for it.
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
57!
hahaha, nice
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
72!
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
97.
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
64
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
79
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/slut
Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose
267.
/crime
You steal a guard's radio and sell it for parts, and receive
515.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
90
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
193 on the way back to your ship.
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
93 for it!
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
59.
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
95 I think...
/work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
52.