You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
76.
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You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
76.
/work
You work all day at the factory
62
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
68
/crime
Impersonating a banker was a bad move. You've been fined
438
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
95.
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
54
/crime
After stealing memes you get tracked down by the meme god and mugged for
542.
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
65
/crime
You robbed a church and made
667.
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
55
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
72
/work
You cannot work for 4 seconds.
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
81
/slut
You get
339 through donations on your cam stream.
/work
You work as a model and earn
61
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 33 minutes and 16 seconds.
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
97!
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
72
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
88
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
58
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
50
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
69
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob) whilst betting.
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
86
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
90.
/work
You slept in a bed and found
70 under your pillow when you woke up
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
170
/crime
Dude, you just duped, and got banned. Sorry you lose
534
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
78
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
57
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
67
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
72!
/work
You cannot work for 20 seconds.
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
55.
/work
You worked and gained
58
/work
You milk a cow for
56
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
60
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
91
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
381 for the good time.
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
65
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
93.
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
51
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
Stealing candy from a baby didn't turn out to be as easy as you'd think, you've been fined
329
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
81
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
162 in return!
/rob ɯHσ?#4500
You were caught attempting to rob ɯHσ?#4500, and have been fined
653.
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
55.
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
114 for your hard work.
/crime
You eat pizza with pineapple. Disgrace. Fined
429
/rob ɯHσ?#4500
You robbed
2,330 from ɯHσ?#4500.
/dep all
/work
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
91 on the way back home!
/work
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
98 anyway.
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
74
/work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
71
/crime
You bombed Antarctica and received
524
/slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
336!
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
95
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 13 seconds.
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
82 for your struggles.
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
52.
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
80
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
58.
/work
55 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
55
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
65 though.
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
67
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
65
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
74
/crime
You steal the Queen's crown and sell it on the black market for
318
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
98
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
310 from the men.
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
94 for your work.
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
85
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
62.
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
50
/slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
281 in order to keep quiet about it.
/crime
You got caught with garlic bread in your purse! You pay the restaurant
334
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
51
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
97
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 11 seconds.
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
74 for your hard work
/crime
You break into a firework factory and steals all the firecrackers and sell them for
402
/slut
Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you
137
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
50.
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
97
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
56
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 58 seconds.
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
66
/rob Tzar#2109
You were caught attempting to rob Tzar#2109, and have been fined
551.
/work
You got out of bed. Have
59
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
189
/crime
You hit someone with a rock and they sued you for
371
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
84
/crime
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, & got a forceful swipe with her stick, and have been given community service work and a
327 fine!
/slut
Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined
260.
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
86
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
75
/crime
You snort $100 dollar bills using cocaine and waste
300 on getting high.
/work
98 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/crime
You wrecked the car you borrowed from the High Rollers in the race. You owe them
341 in damages.
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
349
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
92
/rob @crused
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @low kernel
You robbed
1,199 from 𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖆#2127.
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
85, as it was originally their job
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
77
Man there are people with more money on them you coulda robbed
Lol I swear
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
92 strewn about between the seats!
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
96
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
91
Man I’m gonna go back to having my name as special characters so people struggle robbing me again.

/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
90!
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
304!
/crime
You steal your grandma's purse, and find
474 and some butterscotch candy.
/work
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob) whilst betting.
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
58, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/crime
After stealing memes you get tracked down by the meme god and mugged for
653.
You sweep the floor and get paid
67
/slut
You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job
205
Fuck
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
100
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
214.
Oof
/crime
You hack into the government's economic system and manage to steal
273.
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
69 strewn about between the seats!
/rob Tzar#2109
You robbed
1,891 from Tzar#2109.
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
93
/work
You sell your crab for
61, you monster
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
71
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
87.
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
76
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
60.
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
64
/work
You develop games and earn
61.
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
54 was earned.
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
64
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
71
/slut
You fucked a trap, not realising it was a bear trap, and it gave you
170 out of pity.
/crime
You access the point log and clear everything, gaining
500
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
67
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
80
/work
You cannot work for 19 seconds.
/work
You help clean a horses stable for
90
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
65
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
71
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
78
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
104 in donations!
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 54 seconds.
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 48 seconds.
@low kernel this game is slut shaming me
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
219 for your hard work.
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
61.
/crime
After a night of drinking in the tavern, you are caught peeing in the tavern's water fountain in a drunken state. You were fined
503 but you really don't remember.
Good job
You were caught attempting to rob murr#4746, and have been fined
440.
that's lame af
/slut4police
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
62
/work
You slept in a bed and found
93 under your pillow when you woke up
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 6 minutes and 51 seconds.
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
70 for it.
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
73 because we pity you.
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
67
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
81
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
98
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 1 second.
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
50
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
50
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
96.
/work
You cannot work for 43 seconds.
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
98
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
70
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
69
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
74.
/work
You cannot work for 17 seconds.
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
61
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
53
/work
You do some work around the house for
97
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
63
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
81.
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
59
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
66
/slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
353 in order to keep quiet about it.
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
77.
/work
You cannot work for 28 seconds.
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
87
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
84
/work
You cannot work for 20 seconds.
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
77
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
64
/work
You found
61 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
98
/work
You cannot work for 54 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 4 seconds.
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
51
You walk dogs for
84.
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
59.
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
52
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
92
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
72 for your team winning!
/crime
You were fined
259 for slacking in school!
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
193
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
94
/crime
You choked on your aspirations. You lost
467
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
369
/work
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
88 anyway.
/ work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
85
/ slut
Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra
318.
/ crime
You robbed a bank and were caught during the police chase that followed. Your bail was set at
665.
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
67
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
75
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
77.
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
83
/slut
You rake in
166, but your butthole will never be the same...
/crime
You were caught dipping Oreos in milk! You were beaten up and had
508 stolen from you!
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
100 for the hard work
/crime
You got caught hacking into the CIA, and lost
426
Oof
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
52 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
You kidnap a bride and take her hostage for
633
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 36 seconds.
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
59
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
71
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
89
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
56
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
92
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
87.
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
395
how nice
/crime
You break a window in New York for
500.
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
87.
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
76
/slut
You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs
177
During the escape, the police catch up with your gang and confiscate
633 from you.
/rob Phaeton#9763
You robbed
2,397 from Phaeton#9763.
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
76
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
382.
/crime
You kidnap a bride and take her hostage for
317
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
63!
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
89 strewn about between the seats!
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
82
/work
You worked and gained
86
/crime
Your hacker friend wires you
683. Good payroll today gamers.
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
109.
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
95 I think...
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
98
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 35 minutes and 50 seconds.
/rob 472234066201018368
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 7 minutes and 47 seconds.
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
66 .
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
243.
/crime
You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined
518
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
55. Congrats!
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
96, albeit reluctantly.
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
50
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
99.
/crime
You sneak into the theatre and try to steal tickets but you get caught and thrown out with a fine of
644
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
133 on your way out of the locker room.
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 19 seconds.
Wow, lucky lucky
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
63 worth of scrap.
You managed to get caught during a graffiti session. Your bail is
282.
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
374 on your way out of the locker room.
Ahahahahah I got it again
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
61
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
61 anyway.
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
53
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
55.
/crime
You assassinated an African drug lord for
693
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
73.
/crime
Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back
421 to dodge death.
/slut
You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay
394 for surgery.
Oof
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
90
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
82. The students loved you!
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
98
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
79 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 39 seconds.
/work
You worked overtime for
55
/work
You repair the lights and receive
52
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
326
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
83 to help fund the project!
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
389
/rob 472234066201018368
You were caught attempting to rob murr#4746, and have been fined
640.
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
68 when you got back home
/slut
You take it up the ass for
251
/crime
You successfully steal someone's car, but have to put fuel in it. The fuel costed
688
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
51
/crime
You try taking candy from a baby and get caught. You have been fined
372.
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
146
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
89
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
61 .
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
91!
/work
You got featured and won
81
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
83
/crime
You thought it was a good idea to rob a bank with a banana. They fined you
369.
/slut
You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again.
132 for the paramedics to come and help you out.
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
83 was earned.
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
304
/crime
You get banned from the Minecraft server and have to pay a fine of
465!
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
55 for your services.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
51.
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
58
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
62
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
94
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
87
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
96
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
72
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
366!
/crime
You chopped down a government-protected tree and found
495 in it!
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
62.
/work
You work as a model and earn
56
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
69
/work
You serve the customers and receive
94
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
76 .
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
100
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
57
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
80 from selling drinks
/work
You worked and gained
89
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
91 off your new game.
/work
You cannot work for 31 seconds.
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
97
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
79!
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
99 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/slut
You take it up the ass for
244
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
84, as it was originally their job
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
77
/work
You do some work around the house for
87
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
It's your lucky day! You found an unlocked bus and took out
494 from the box of fares.
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 1 second.
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
Hmmm
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>

/work
A drunk man pays you
67 to walk backwards.
/crime
You were caught trying to steal dogs from the animal shelter and have been fined
542
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
229 from the client
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
74
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
84.
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
52
/slut
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a
376 fine!
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
63.
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
51
/slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
240!
/work
You found
50 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/work
You receive a check of
94 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
71.
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
61
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
91!
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
56 off your new game.
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
351
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
67
/slut
You get
318 through donations on your cam stream.
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
85.

/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
73
/crime
The local street gang pays you
436 after helping them beat an innocent citizen
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
80
/work
You found
58 on the floor.
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
62.
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
177.
/crime
You got caught stealing from a donations jar and in return you get fined
588
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
89
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
70, as it was originally their job
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
84!
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
65
/work
You dig around in your yard and gain
66
/work
You cannot work for 3 seconds.
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
59
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 28 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 13 seconds.
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
98
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
324 in a baggie next to you.
/work
You develop games and earn
83.
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
71
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
95.
/slut
You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost?
176 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?
/crime
During an armed assault, you are knocked unconscious by an old geezer. Afterwards, it seems that you are missing
326 when you wake up.
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
56. Good job.
/crime
As you exit your backyard, a dog from down the street bites your leg leaving you with deep cuts on your calf. You stumble with pain and kick the dog into your backyard before closing the gate. Later that day a Lost Dog poster is seen on the street offering a reward. You return the dog, only after receiving your
465 reward. He shouldn't have bit you on your own property.
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
79
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
82
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
70
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
71.
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
75
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
60
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
90 from donations
/slut
Nobody cares about you. You lost
369 trying to twerk.
/crime
You are caught using an in-game code multiple times and the developer fines you
608
/rob 472234066201018368
You were caught attempting to rob murr#4746, and have been fined
698.
wow unlucky
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
85
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
363
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
60
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.
k
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
66
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
69
/slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
344
Yankee’s
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
79
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
65
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 43 minutes and 44 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
72
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 10 minutes and 18 seconds.
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
76
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
351 in donations!
/slut
A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you
312 for having your junk out.
/crime
You kill a guard with a sickle and steal
435 from his dead, bloated corpse.
/work
You cannot work for 23 seconds.
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
64 and given a bottle of wine.
/work
You were farming and earned
78
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
385
/crime
You were caught lying at a truth or dare question! The fine is
696.
Shit
/work
You gave yourself
67 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
84.
/crime
You tried griefing someone's house, but they placed a trap of TNT under it so you died. You have to pay
442 for damages
/slut
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay
288 for violating the stay-at-home order.
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
72
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
98
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
81
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
87 from your peers.
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
89
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
60
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
50
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
99 for helping them out.
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
82 for your services.
/slut
You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole
387.
/crime
You did a crime and for some reason you now have
542 more
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
95
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
90
/work
You found
89 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
90.
/work
You work as a model and earn
99
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
51 for your efforts!
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
68
/slut
The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay
110 to have them cleaned
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
86 for all your items.
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
260.
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
78!
/work
You repair the lights and receive
69
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
89.
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
71
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
61
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
79 strewn about between the seats!
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 39 seconds.
/work
You become a game developer and raised
80 for charity.
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
82.
/work
You gave yourself
77 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/work
You work as an egg and earn
86
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
63 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
109 and a real sore hangover.
/crime
You murder that sweet old lady living upstairs, collect her jewellery and sell it for
496
/rob 472234066201018368
You robbed
2,263 from murr#4746.
/work
You worked overtime for
88
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
54
/slut
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
283
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
53.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 19 seconds.
oops wrong place lol
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
52.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 10 seconds.
/work
You work all day at the factory
67
/work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
65!
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
73
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
237 in one night.
/crime
You steal lamps for
674
/rob 162935309909229568
You were caught attempting to rob Drimes#0001, and have been fined
653.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 44 seconds.
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
68.
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
67.
/dep max
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
50.
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
72
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
96!
/slut
Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose
224.
/crime
You have been caught bragging about your money on facebook, you have been fined
555 .
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
93
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
62.
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
97!
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
80!
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 9 seconds.
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
89
/slut
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
188
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
76
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
243!
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
88
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 41 minutes and 7 seconds.
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
92
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
60
/crime
You hack into the government's economic system and manage to steal
555.
/slut
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
337.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
72.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 13 minutes and 36 seconds.
/work