#back-room
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You unsuccessfully bribed a cop. See ya in prison, buddy. You lost
602
/slut
Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of
127!
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
63
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
354
/crime
You rob a nearby corner store for
573
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/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
79.
One coffee costs 79 bucks? Damn ๐คฃ
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
87
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
192 for the good time.
/crime
You stepped on a Lego and couldn't continue, you've been fined
294
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
81, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
93
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
80.
/slut
You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took
220 from you.
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
79
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 34 seconds.
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
59
/dep all
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
85
/crime
You see a man burying a dead body in the park. He pays you
348 to help him out.
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
52
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
394
/rob @sly valve
You robbed
2,450 from juffran#0396.
/crime
You steal
672 from your boss and didn't get caught.
/work
You clean the chimney and find
77.
/slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
135
/rob FHades
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @Arthur Morgan#9043
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @ArthurMorgan#9043
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob Demomute#0001
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @Demomute#0001
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob Devil#3333
You were caught attempting to rob Devil#3333, and have been fined
559.
/cockfight 2000
/rob 495732219759820801
You were caught attempting to rob Demomute#0001, and have been fined
383.
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
78.
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
298 to stop because that's weird.
/crime
Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back
677 to dodge death.
/work
You battled and gained
92.
/cockfight 1000
/work
You worked overtime for
63
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
58!
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
65
/rob ๐ฎ๐๐๐๐๐๐#2127
You were caught attempting to rob ๐ฎ๐๐๐๐๐๐#2127, and have been fined
480.
You battled and gained
81.
/crime
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, & got a forceful swipe with her stick, and have been given community service work and a
492 fine!
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you
190 as a punishment because there's kids watching.
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
98
/slut
Youโve been drugged! When you wake up youโve lost
167
/crime
Being the criminal mastermind you are, you decide to rob the next person you see. An old lady approaches, here's your chance! You threaten her & demand money. The poor old lady gives you
261 in sheer terror.
/rob RadioactiveSocks#8712
You robbed
19 from RadioactiveSocks#8712.
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
336!
My daddy wtf
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
73
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
59!
/crime
You steal a customer's lucky gold coin which you sell for
324.
/rob 495732219759820801
You robbed
2,436 from Demomute#0001.
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
74
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
314... yikes
/crime
You have been fined
359 because you ate during work hours.
/crime
You drop all the money from the heist, good going. You also get arrested and fined
700.
/slut
Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of
189!
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
96
/Rob red's wife
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
98.
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
340
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
71
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
87 as in return!
/slut
Your friend pays you
305 for you to worship her feet
/crime
You steal a birds egg and sell it on the black market for
466
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - RileyPlaysGamezz#8419
2 - SoulReaver#0712
3 - Soul#4162
4 - soul#9999
5 - soul consumer#4518
6 - Soul King#0598
7 - soul plane chauffeur#9527
8 - Soul the monke#9479
9 - soul_#0001
10 - Soul_Reape5r#2089
4
You robbed
188 from soul#9999.
YES
hahhahahahahhahahaha
/work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
84.
/slut
Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay
321 for a new one.
/crime
Your hacker friend wires you
533. Good payroll today gamers.
Pretty good
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
99
/rob 225073948906225664
You were caught attempting to rob bowling_spares#8240, and have been fined
700.
ouch
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
85
/crime
You stole a car and sold it for
488
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
234 from the client
/work
You make a living selling weed for
99 a day
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
85
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
60
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 33 seconds.
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
73!
/crime
You break into Discord Headquarters, you steal
451 and escape unnoticed!
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
99.
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
82!
/crime
You try to snipe someone, but get your calculations off, hitting a random guy next to your target, losing you
315 in payment for a cleaner.
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
356
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
92
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
53, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/work
You went out fishing ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
93
You robbed
733 from D๐๐๐๐๐epu๐๐๐๐๐ty๐ Es๐๐tu๐๐p๐๐ifo#2105.
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
88
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
314
/crime
Your friend bet you that you couldn't beat him in Madden. He won
653.
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
83.
/crime
You're caught helping the enemy. Pay
679
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
198 for your hard work.
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
76
/slut
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
335 to clean the stains.
/crime
Nerf guns don't work idiot. Fined
694
/rob 225073948906225664
You were caught attempting to rob bowling_spares#8240, and have been fined
485.
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
346!
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
69
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
56
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
77 on the floor.
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
94 for a good job.
/work
You gave yourself
99 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
88
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
92
/slut
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you
178!
/crime
You were found in the Springfield Power Plant trying to make crack cocaine, you were fined
450
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
78.
/work
You battled and gained
84.
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
97 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
78
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
87
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
76
/slut
You rake in
399, but your butthole will never be the same...
/crime
You steal a police car and sell it on the black market for
573
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
58
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
89
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
54
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
58. Good job!
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
80
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
oH
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
52
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
61
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
90 on the floor.
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
83
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local cafรฉ. She gives you
258 after.
/crime
You were busted in your crime and were sentenced to jail. Your bail cost
366
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
77 from selling drinks
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 9 minutes and 39 seconds.
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
91.
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
65
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
98
/work
You walk dogs for
58.
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
70
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
302 from the client
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
96
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
54
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
82
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
68. Good job.
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
84
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
93
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
52
/rob SomeClassyToast#1739
You were caught attempting to rob SomeClassyToast#1739, and have been fined
558.
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
58.
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
216
/crime
You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost
351.
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
83 when you got back home
/crime
You sell your first mixtape and earn
521
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
78 for your hard work
/work
You serve the customers and receive
67
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 28 seconds.
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
89 strewn about between the seats!
/work
You gave yourself
95 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/crime
You rob a drug dealer and gain
602
You robbed
184 from Censored Screaming#0403.
hehe
/crime
The Russian government pays you
668 after you successfully blow up an arms depot.
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
98
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
97
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
80
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
57 for it!
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
92
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 28 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 34 minutes and 22 seconds.
/slut
You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and
195.
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as
198!
):
You got caught stealing cheese wheels and are fined
641
damnit
rip
/slut
An adult video site pays you
292 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
90
/rob SomeClassyToast#1739
You robbed
2,427 from SomeClassyToast#1739.
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
71
/slut
The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with
318.
/crime
You were caught trying to rob the owner, and have been given a
598 fine!
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
100
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
53
/crime
You stole a mystery box from Walmart, it was full of turtlenecks valued at
405.
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
292.
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
60
/crime
You pour rain water into bottles, claiming that it's Holy water, and sell them for
477
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
67
Hahaha
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
53 for your struggles.
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
59 for your struggles.
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
254 and maybe chlamydia.
/crime
You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost
506.
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
80.
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
52
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
69
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
95.
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
73
/crime
You see a man burying a dead body in the park. He pays you
353 to help him out.
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
345.
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
51
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
87 for doing it
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.
/crime
You stole a fish and sell it second hand for
558
/crime
You got caught hacking into the CIA, and lost
436
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
331!
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
88
/crime
You steal a car and take it to the junkyard
451
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 37 seconds.
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
95
/work
A drunk man pays you
73 to walk backwards.
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
97
/work
You work as a model and earn
81
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
82
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
84
/crime
You steal someone's Halloween candy and give your friend half of it. He pays you
416
i wish
/crime
You break into a home to steal jewelry worth
393
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
52
/slut
You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job
275
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
94. Good job.
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
389.
/crime
You tried to steal from this server's bank. Obviously, that didn't end well. You were given a fine of
566
/slut
Youโve been drugged! When you wake up youโve lost
392
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
80 for it!
/crime
On the way to work you decided to rob a store and successfully got
678.
/slut
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
290.
/crime
On Highway 9 you come across a courier heading to New Tulsa. You have a small conversation and figure out he is transporting a shipment of scavenged poker chips. Filled with greed you put a bullet in his gut and loot the package. When returning to New Tulsa you sneak the chips into the Hard Rock and cash them in for
507. No one found out... thank God.
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
95
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
65
/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
247
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
91.
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
87.
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
88.
/work
You gave yourself
52 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/slut
You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took
110 from you.
/crime
You steal the Queen's crown and sell it on the black market for
262
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
84
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 14 minutes and 2 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 7 seconds.
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
54. Good job.
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
77
Ayo
I was in the library the other day
In the restricted section
And found a rather odd piece of magic
Here it is
Oh
It seems I've lost the ability to retrieve the photo of my pocket in this room
Rather interesting
/rob doinism#9999
You robbed
2,451 from doinism#9999.
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
61
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
166 in one night.
/crime
You pissed yourself while attempting to rob a bank. Pay
422 to clean it up.
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
67
/crime
You are hired by one of the admins to take out a server member. You were caught by the police and are fined
410
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
280
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
56.
/crime
You successfully steal someone's car, but have to put fuel in it. The fuel costed
367
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
66
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
58 for doing his job.
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
64
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
93 in your direction.
/work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
72
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
75
/rob 225073948906225664
You robbed
1,730 from bowling_spares#8240.
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
95
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
328 and a real sore hangover.
/crime
During a drug deal with a notorious drug cartel, they jump the gun and take both your paid drugs and wallet. You lost
313
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
56
/crime
You have been fined
669 because you ate during work hours.
/slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
382
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
51
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 36 seconds.
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
56.
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
68
/work
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob) whilst betting.
/slut
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob) whilst betting.
oh right
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
67
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
55
/work
You found
53 on the floor.
/slut
Your friend pays you
130 for you to worship her feet
/crime
You rob a nearby corner store for
490
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
73
/crime
The elderly home seems like a prime target, however their lack of medical coverage appals you, and out of the generosity of your heart you donate
269
/work
You become a game developer and raised
89 for charity.
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
94 in profits
/crime
You walk down the street and find someone beating up an old man...so you decided to join in on the fun and get
509 from the man's wallet.
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
66.
You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 9 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 9 seconds.
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
85 strewn about between the seats!
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
84 though.
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
85
/work
You battled and gained
80.
/work
You repair the lights and receive
99
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
94
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
77
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
68
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
71
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
93
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
95
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
67
/slut
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you
150.
/crime
While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay
471.
/rob Canuck Claus
You were caught attempting to rob CanuckJ#0001, and have been fined
277.
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
90
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
63
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
98.
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
213

/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
62 as in return!
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
84 off of donations.
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
54!
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
96.
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
65.
/rob 387808081129766922
You were caught attempting to rob SneggSnogg#9546, and have been fined
623.
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
51
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
342 for the good time.
/crime
You held the planet ransom with nukes for
338
/slut
You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost
266.
/crime
You were caught stealing from your boss, so he stole
330 from you!
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
52
/slut
A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you
159 for having your junk out.
/crime
You have been caught stealing a box full of bunnies. You have been fined
361
/work
You cannot work for 22 seconds.
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
65.
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
77
/slut
The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with
144.
/crime
You sell body parts on the black market
290 in profit.
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
68 .
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 25 minutes and 37 seconds.
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
87
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
78
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
144
/work
You slept in a bed and found
62 under your pillow when you woke up
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
77
/slut
You earned
358 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
/work
You cannot work for 25 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 seconds.
ooooof
/work
You make a living selling weed for
71 a day
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you
359.
/crime
Impersonating a banker was a bad move. You've been fined
303
/rob 387808081129766922
You robbed
2,407 from SneggSnogg#9546.
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
90
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
73.
/work
You didnโt go to work, but you got your paycheque of
73 anyway.
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
78
/crime
You got caught with garlic bread in your purse! You pay the restaurant
342
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
113 on the way back to your ship.
/work
Just take the
62 and go...
You stepped on a Lego and couldn't continue, you've been fined
606
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
54
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
111
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
51
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
93
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really donโt lie. You earn
75.
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
260
/crime
You were caught trying to pickpocket! You are fined
339
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
70
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
67
/crime
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, & got a forceful swipe with her stick, and have been given community service work and a
696 fine!
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
335 to your Patreon!
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
83
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
223
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 50 seconds.
/crime
You milk your videos with clickbait and giveaway-videos, earning
653
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
58
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
87.
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
70
/slut
You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and
276.
/crime
Find some weed and sell it for
492
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
95
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
59.
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
63
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
78
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
94
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
203!
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
90
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
98
/crime
Impersonating a banker was a bad move. You've been fined
388
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
131!
/work
You cannot work for 9 seconds.
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
79 for your struggles.
/rob Devil#3333
You robbed
2,402 from Devil#3333.
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
83
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
117.
/crime
You attempt to rob your local McDonalds. The cashier beats you and you are fined
359
/slut
You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined
336 for disturbing the public peace.
/crime
You robbed a bank and were caught during the police chase that followed. Your bail was set at
408.
You cannot commit a crime for 44 minutes and 12 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 44 minutes and 13 seconds.
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
74
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
78
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really donโt lie. You earn
60.
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
89.
/work
You cannot work for 36 seconds.
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
65
/work
You repair the lights and receive
61
/work
You cannot work for 24 seconds.
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local cafรฉ. She gives you
263 after.
/crime
You tripped on a rock while running and got caught. Although you escaped you lost
346 when you fell over.
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
54
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
51, it must be your lucky day!
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
68
/work
You gave yourself
57 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
97.
/slut
You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to
216.
/crime
You assassinated an African drug lord for
520
/crime
On Highway 9 you come across a courier heading to New Tulsa. You have a small conversation and figure out he is transporting a shipment of scavenged poker chips. Filled with greed you put a bullet in his gut and loot the package. When returning to New Tulsa you sneak the chips into the Hard Rock and cash them in for
374. No one found out... thank God.
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
239.
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
59
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
81
/work
You got featured and won
83
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
88
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
72
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
63.
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
317.
/crime
You were caught trying to steal dogs from the animal shelter and have been fined
696
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
163 in total.
You robbed the police station, which normally is a stupid idea, but they took the day off. You escaped with a police car, which you sold for
393
๐
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
76
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
83
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
71 when you got back home
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
61 though.
/slut
You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay
144 to get it repaired.
/crime
You steal a birds egg and sell it on the black market for
473
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
78
/slut
The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with
362.
/crime
You try to mug a rich kid, but end up failing and get fined
258.
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
87.
/crime
You were caught eating spaghetti without meatballs, and have been given a
390 fine!
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
153.
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
55!
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
54.
/crime
Sitting on a cop car wasn't smart. They gave you a
526 fine, because nobody likes marks being left on their windows!
/slut
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you
217!
/Rob @low kernel
You attempted to rob ๐ฎ๐๐๐๐๐๐#2127, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
93. Good job.
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
54
/crime
You did a crime and got
346 from it :/
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
75 from a thrown out wallet.
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
95
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
99. Good job!
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
54, it must be your lucky day!
/crime
It turns out that you somehow dropped a loot bag of
655 during the escape home. Better luck next time.
/slut
Your friend pays you
387 for you to worship her feet
/work
You cannot work for 48 seconds.
Ha ha
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
100.
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
95.
/work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
56
/crime
Find some weed and sell it for
679
/work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
90
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local cafรฉ. She gives you
214 after.
/crime
Someone told the police you were doing something sketchy. You got caught and were fined
355
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
59
/work
You become a game developer and raised
90 for charity.
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
68 for doing his job.
/crime
You choked on a Twinkie and had to pay a hospital fine of
602.
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
133
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
62
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
50
/slut
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you
131!
/crime
You work for the Juarez cartel as a brick-presser and earn
282! They'll probably kill you and your family tomorrow. Just saying.
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
71.
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
83
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
90 though.
You attempt to rob the peasant's village. You don't find any valuable assets, and you get fined
493.
bruh
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
55
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
94 from donations
/rob 410154136139464711
You were caught attempting to rob AwesomePossum#6882, and have been fined
613.
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
99.
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
295
/crime
You were a hacker and stole Robux
652
/crime
You are fined
324 for jaywalking
Tf is that
its when you cross the street illegally without a crosswalk/or a light
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
55, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
76
/crime
Dude, you just duped, and got banned. Sorry you lose
678
You earned
199 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
73
/work
You hastily wipe down the cafรฉ counters. Your boss pays you
82.
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
90
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
96, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
53
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
83.
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
50
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
84
