Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
72 though.
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Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
72 though.
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
83 I think...
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
73 for your struggles.
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
58
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 29 seconds.
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
75 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
60
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
78
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
71
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
88
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 11 seconds.
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
58
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
64
/work
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received
69!
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 22 seconds.
/work
You got out of bed. Have
76
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
75
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
58
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
91 .
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
65
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
57 for a good job.
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
97
/work
You cannot work for 3 seconds.
You worked as a businessman and earned
70
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
95!
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
323.
/crime
You work for a Mexican cartel and make
430
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
92 from a thrown out wallet.
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
57
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
333.
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
96
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
81
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
305
/crime
You sold drugs for
492
/work
You gave yourself
69 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
69 as in return!
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
84 from your peers.
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
71.
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
57
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
54. Congrats!
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
You found
55 on the floor.
/work
You milk a cow for
58
/crime
You hack into the mainframe, getting
628 in the process
/slut
You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost
347.
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
57
Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John
372
/bal
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
58
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 9 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 45 seconds.
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
69
/slut
You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined
364
/crime
You were caught shoplifting. Pay a fine of
419
You attempted to rob Ariana_#8702, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob iram
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/work
You find
80 randomly lying in the gutter
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
93.
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
277
/crime
Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldnβt stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost
623.
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
69
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
64.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 58 seconds.
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
166 for the good time.
You suck some toes and earn
135
You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube, but someone catches you in the act. You lost
378 and the YouTube channel you worked so hard on. Good job, buddy.
135 only!?
Ha getting money sure is fun
I lost everything on one chicken
unfortunate
That chicken earned me 35 k
He was a trooper
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 1 second.
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
77 for watching.
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
73
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
82
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
59 from ad revenue.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 21 seconds.
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
68 off your new game.
/slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
321
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
95
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
79 from a thrown out wallet.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 49 minutes and 29 seconds.
/slut
Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose
205.
LMAOO
π³
/work
You work as an egg and earn
53
/work
You develop games and earn
69.
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
57
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
69 for your efforts!
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
51
/slut
One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid
167 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.
/crime
The person you were robbing noticed you. You have been fined for
521.
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
54
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
364.
/crime
Someone told the police you were doing something sketchy. You got caught and were fined
264
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
95
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
327 in donations!
/crime
Your friend said that you couldn't steal the Mona Lisa, so to prove them wrong you stole the Mona Lisa and sold it for
603
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
83.
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
167 to your Patreon!
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
74 from selling drinks
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
99.
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
92
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
83
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
96.
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
81.
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
68
/work
You cannot work for 7 seconds.
/work
You clean the chimney and find
90.
/work
You were farming and earned
98
/work
You do some work around the house for
81
/work
You do some work around the house for
78
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
67 for your efforts!
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
75
/slut
You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined
205
/crime
You rob a gas station of all its fidget spinners. You sell them for
680 to some 11 year olds.
/rob 587748577816870936
You robbed
2,556 from Albert Kautz#8530.
/crime
While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay
416.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 46 seconds.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/Rob 2
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Lost Parrot#0970
2 - 2+2=math????#9201
3 - 2.O Elsa#9626
4 - 2005 Volkswagen Golf#1896
5 - 20089e3#2044
6 - 2010_Dodge_ChallengerSE#4978
7 - 2023.01.27#0463
8 - 20comer70correr#1588
9 - 20Dice#4201
10 - 20fuder100saberes#8680
2
You attempted to rob 2+2=math????#9201, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/Rob 587748577816870936
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
188!
/slut
Your friend pays you
361 for you to worship her feet
/crime
You got caught by the FBI trying to get a free Minecraft account. You've been sent to jail and fined
380!
/work
You help clean a horses stable for
61
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
95
/crime
You did a crime and refuse to do the time. You lose
270.
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
50
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
76 on the floor.
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
65
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
359
/crime
Impersonating a banker was a bad move. You've been fined
524
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
96
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
151 in one night.
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
84 when you got back home
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 21 minutes and 52 seconds.
/rob @ripe badger
You attempted to rob iram#8705, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
56
You cannot commit a crime for 30 minutes and 10 seconds.
/rob @slate ice
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
296 in one night.
/crime
You work for a Mexican cartel and make
396
/work
You make a living selling weed for
85 a day
/rob @compact lance
You were caught attempting to rob castlz#7971, and have been fined
668.
Thatβs mean
/crime
You got caught with garlic bread in your purse! You pay the restaurant
477
Lol
carrot with his revenge
for having garlic bread
delivered by the unbelievable bot
in my purse
Maybe
i was going to eat that
π
and i just got out of dept
You fixed and Mi-24 Helicopter for
51
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
88
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
100 off of donations.
/work
You cannot work for 10 seconds.
/work
You find
92 randomly lying in the gutter
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
169.
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
90
/crime
Your SoundCloud DJ roommate plays his music at 120 DB until 5 am in the morning. In a seething blind rage, you kill him and sell his equipment for
402.
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
85
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
96.
/rob 685854057759637545
You robbed
2,553 from Loko#5457.
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
71
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
376
/crime
You get banned from the Minecraft server and have to pay a fine of
371!
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
94.
/slut
She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her
322.
/crime
You lock pick a random house and steal some jewelry and sell it for
343
You worked overtime for
83
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
102
/crime
You robbed a bank and got
693
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
68
/slut
You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a
143 fine!
aw man
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
94
/slut
Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra
218.
/crime
You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined
428
No
/work
50 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/crime
You hacked this server and got
460.
/slut
Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes
199 from you as compensation.
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
91
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
78. Good job.
/work
60 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
260
/crime
You rob the bank and obtain
474! Hell yes.
/work
A drunk man pays you
85 to walk backwards.
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
94
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
61 for doing his job.
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
83
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
81.
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
60
/work
You work as an egg and earn
98
/work
You didnβt go to work, but you got your paycheque of
75 anyway.
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
65
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
264
/crime
You were caught trying to smuggle illegal aliens across the border and have been fined
513
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
71 for doing his job.
/crime
You start selling steroids to the players on your team. You manage to make
278!
/work
You walk dogs for
51.
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
86.
/work
You cannot work for 11 seconds.
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
53
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
50
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
57
/slut
Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes
394.
/crime
You find some farming tools and steal a few when people aren't looking and sell them to a farmer for
399
/work
You cannot work for 26 seconds.
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
285
/work
89 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/work
You found
52 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
60
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
83.
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
332 on the way back to your ship.
/work
You cannot work for 23 seconds.
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
91 .
/work
You cannot work for 40 seconds.
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
70.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 48 minutes and 56 seconds.

/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
86
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
77
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
89 for your services.
/rob Jahuty#8576
You robbed
2,543 from Jahuty#8576.
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
87
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
122 : D
/crime
You mug someone in a video game for all that they have, too bad it wasn't anything but some worthless bottle caps, netting you
602
/rob Arthur Morgan
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - PING ME IDGAF#0621
2 - Hamptons_the_one#8991
3 - KingForza#5054
4 - Doestrice#8475
5 - PavSD#9768
6 - Sh0tzyx#9704
7 - ε½Όγγ―ζγ£γ¦γγα΅βΏ π#4090
8 - Mr Cheese#7868
9 - TermiNathan#7591
10 - soul#9999
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
257
/crime
Your friend bet you that you couldn't beat him in Madden. He won
456.
/work
You worked overtime for
70
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
99
/work
You milk a cow for
83
/crime
Your rent is due. You send a check for
250.
/slut
You rake in
129, but your butthole will never be the same...
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
66.
/rob Solavellan
You were caught attempting to rob Solavellan#5442, and have been fined
347.
/rob DunMaglass#8109
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 36 minutes and 26 seconds.
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
86
/slut
Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John
257
/crime
You robbed a bank and got
479
/work
95 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 21 minutes and 59 seconds.
/slut
You get paid
337 for crossdressing
You work as a professional snail racer and win
95
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
52 out of pity.
/rob DunMaglass#8109 β’
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob DunMaglass#8109
You robbed
2,543 from DunMaglass#8109.
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
52
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 20 minutes and 32 seconds.
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
88.
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
72.
/crime
You robbed a Kwik-E Mart and cashed out with
531
/dep all
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
98.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
79
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
77.
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
79 for your work.
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
87
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
399.
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
67 π
/Crime
You were caught trying to steal a red striped shirt, and have been given a
557 fine!
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
196!
/rob Tzar#2109
You robbed
2,552 from Tzar#2109.
Swag
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
54!
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
148
/crime
You got seen by a police officer while trying to take some purses, you have been fined
307!
You trip on a banana on your getaway, and get busted for
314!
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 9 seconds.
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
72.
/crime
You hacked google and stole
262.
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
91
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
58
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 59 seconds.
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
50
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
59
You cannot commit a crime for 20 minutes and 21 seconds.
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
57
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
51
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
/crime
You sell body parts on the black market
347 in profit.
/work
You become a game developer and raised
53 for charity.
/slut
Your condom supply runs out and you pay
276 to restock.
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
54.
/crime
Someone told the police you were doing something sketchy. You got caught and were fined
624
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
88
/crime
Your public indecency paid off and you got
326
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
204.
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
82
/rob Arthur Morgan#9043
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob Justinian l Cortes#5796
You were caught attempting to rob Justinian l Cortes#5796, and have been fined
649.
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
302 to your Patreon!
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
85
/crime
You were fined
314 for slacking in school!
/rob @round yarrow
You robbed
2,527 from Justinian l Cortes#5796.
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
62 π
/slut
You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined
316
/rob Arthur Morgan
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - PING ME IDGAF#0621
2 - Hamptons_the_one#8991
3 - KingForza#5054
4 - Doestrice#8475
5 - PavSD#9768
6 - Sh0tzyx#9704
7 - ε½Όγγ―ζγ£γ¦γγα΅βΏ π#4090
8 - Mr Cheese#7868
9 - TermiNathan#7591
10 - soul#9999
cancel
Cancelled command.
/rob fytux
You were caught attempting to rob fytux#0803, and have been fined
443.
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
75 from your peers.
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
98
/crime
You spend all week trying to hack into a bank's system, and fail miserably. Because of bills and having to pay for food, you have lost
406.
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 20 seconds.
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
62
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
98
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
51.
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
97
/crime
You were fined
508 for slacking in school!
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 1 minute and 56 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 18 seconds.
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
69 for helping them out.
/work
You hastily wipe down the cafΓ© counters. Your boss pays you
68.
/crime
You hit someone with a rock and they sued you for
260
/work
You milk a cow for
84
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 16 minutes and 33 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 51 minutes and 24 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 14 seconds.
/work
You make a living selling weed for
50 a day
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 28 minutes and 45 seconds.
/work
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
69 on the way back home!
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
60.
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
70
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
75 for all your items.
/crime
You work for a Mexican cartel and make
333
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
71
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
59. Good job.
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
97 though.
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
299 for the night.
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
91
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
97, albeit reluctantly.
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
77
You kidnap a bride and take her hostage for
307
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
350
/crime
You rob a drug dealer and gain
609
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
85 for your contributions !
/work
You got featured and won
58
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
80.
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
50.
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
360 at you.
/crime
You're caught watching illegal Russian movies and slapped with a hefty
276 fine
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
88.
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
231
/work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
63.
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
51
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
64
/rob 129158054318047232
You robbed
2,528 from Clay#4889.
/work
You clean the chimney and find
95.
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
75
/slut
You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of
261.
/crime
You stole a fish and sell it second hand for
691
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
53
/slut
While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was
255, this sort of thing can never be fixed.
/crime
You tried to steal from this server's bank. Obviously, that didn't end well. You were given a fine of
680
You gave yourself
63 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
50
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
75. The students loved you!
/work
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob) whilst betting.
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
69
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
284
/crime
You failed stealing candy from a kid and got fined
337
/help
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
80
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 18 minutes and 6 seconds.
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
79!
/slut
You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined
354 for disturbing the public peace.
/crime
A sudden gust of wind blows away
399
/work
You got featured and won
99
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
233 from the men.
/crime
Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined
396.
/crime
You are caught impersonating a bot and get fined
337
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
215 on your way out of the locker room.
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
62
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
83.
/work
You make a living selling weed for
66 a day
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
64
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 56 seconds.
/work
You walk dogs for
77.
/rob tomdog1014#0931
You were caught attempting to rob tomdog1014#0931, and have been fined
388.
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
99 in profits
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
230.
/crime
A woman gave you
326, for killing her husband!
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
50
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
91. Good job!
/crime
You attempted to take a guy's wallet, but you grabbed his ass instead and was fined
521 for sexual assault
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 25 seconds.
/crime
You managed to get caught during a graffiti session. Your bail is
627.
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
81
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
280
/work
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
96 on the way back home!
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
88!
You cannot commit a crime for 28 minutes and 4 seconds.
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
86, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
!slut
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
54!
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
62
/slut
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you
207!
/crime
Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined
274.
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
95
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you
329.
/crime
You steal
295 from a loan shark, and move to the other side of the world.
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
81
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
209.
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
95 for doing his job.
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
82
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
62
/slut
You take it up the ass for
127
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
84
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
56 from ad revenue.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 10 minutes and 57 seconds.
/work
You hastily wipe down the cafΓ© counters. Your boss pays you
81.
/work
You got out of bed. Have
67
/slut
Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes
200, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.
/crime
You make a profit selling catnip on the streets, and get
438.
/rob tomdog1014#0931
You robbed
2,524 from tomdog1014#0931.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 20 minutes and 14 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 2 seconds.
/work
You serve the customers and receive
70
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
162.
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
57
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 3 minutes and 57 seconds.
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
67
/crime
You stole a Mi-24 Helicopter and sold it for
465 on the market
/rob @compact lance
You were caught attempting to rob castlz#7971, and have been fined
640.
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
80
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
64 off your performance.
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
97
/slut
You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to
286.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 4 seconds.
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
243 to fuck the girls inside.
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
98
/Rob store
You attempted to rob StoreOwner#8625, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/slut
Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you
386 for public indecency.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 50 seconds.
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
238 and maybe chlamydia.
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
79
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
89
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
59
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
68
/work
You worked and gained
88
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
240
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 12 minutes and 6 seconds.
/crime
You storm the local police station and steal all their bribery money worth
581
/rob @slate ice
You were caught attempting to rob carrot#1554, and have been fined
354.
Lol
/work
You sell your crab for
99, you monster
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
89
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
76 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
73
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
52
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
262!
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
50!
/work
You help clean a horses stable for
97
Fitting
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
88 for all your items.
/work
You walk dogs for
53.
/rob 349407220448100353
You robbed
2,517 from Deleted User dab9476d#9678.
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
94 stashed inside one of them.
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
362 to your Patreon
/crime
While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay
348.
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
52
/crime
You did not even do anything wrong, yet you lost
271
/slut
You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a
396 fine!
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
50
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
84
/slut
You get paid
154 for crossdressing
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
94.
/slut
You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing
158 to resolve your burnt skin.
/crime
You got caught by the FBI trying to get a free Minecraft account. You've been sent to jail and fined
507!
/crime
You rob a nearby corner store for
479
/rob @compact lance
You robbed
341 from castlz#7971.
/rob @slate ice
You attempted to rob carrot#1554, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/use revolver
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 4 seconds.
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
66!
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
96
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
99.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 40 minutes and 58 seconds.
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
76 from ad revenue.
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
90
/work
You cannot work for 30 seconds.
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
50.
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
81
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
59.
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
84
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
399.
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
75
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
86
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
93