You cannot be a slut for 26 minutes and 25 seconds.
#back-room
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/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 27 minutes and 38 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
98.
Reply #636078
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
227
Reply #636070
/crime
You work for a Mexican cartel and make
330
Reply #636228
/rob 737019914388242495
You robbed
2,595 from Deleted User 8f79a631#8452.
/work
You work as an egg and earn
61
Reply #635973
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
80
Reply #636397
/work
You hastily wipe down the cafΓ© counters. Your boss pays you
85.
Reply #636509
/crime
You're caught watching illegal Russian movies and slapped with a hefty
407 fine
Reply #636215
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
175.
Reply #636404
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 8 minutes and 18 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 9 minutes and 38 seconds.
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
73 and given a bottle of wine.
Reply #636483
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
81.
Reply #636058
/crime
You rob another server for
693
Reply #636119
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
385 for your solid work.
Reply #636269
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
51
Reply #8
/work
You were farming and earned
73
Reply #636436
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
82 π
Reply #636401
/slut
You fucked a traffic cone and found
267 inside it
Reply #636329
/crime
You stole a package from your neighbour and sold it on the deep web for
438
Reply #636399
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
86
Reply #19
/rob . 807345049472991243
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
hi iram remember me
/rob 807345049472991243
You were caught attempting to rob Ternat#3530, and have been fined
677.
good and u
great
i mean ive got exams next week
but i think i'll do fine cuz its gonna online y'know
onoline exams are easy
yep it is
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
78
Reply #636378
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
63
Reply #71
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
84
Reply #67
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
95
Reply #29
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 48 seconds.
/work
You work as an egg and earn
67
Reply #635973
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
81.
Reply #636379
/crime
You help illegal immigrants cross the border and they paid you
495.
Reply #636167
/Slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
303 in order to keep quiet about it.
Reply #636040
You were caught attempting to rob Ternat#3530, and have been fined
381.
/slut
Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John
294
Reply #177
/crime
You choked on a Twinkie and had to pay a hospital fine of
653.
Reply #635991
You find
80 randomly lying in the gutter
Reply #635890
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
53 from a thrown out wallet.
Reply #636408
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
96
Reply #9
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 13 minutes and 35 seconds.
/work
You receive a check of
99 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
Reply #636260
/crime
You rob the 24/7 and steal a few hundred bucks, then you remember, its a game and you waste
283 for more in game currency.
Reply #55471
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
148
Reply #838124
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
81
Reply #636534
/work
You cannot work for 24 seconds.
You cannot work for 3 seconds.
You work as a beefeater and earn
63
Reply #56
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! Youβve earned
61!
Reply #636488
/crime
You have been caught bragging about your money on facebook, you have been fined
413 .
Reply #636186
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
166
Reply #635887
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 53 seconds.
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
76 for your contributions !
Reply #636321
/work
You gave yourself
52 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
Reply #636480
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
94
Reply #636457
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
77 for your contributions !
Reply #636321
Naw he's alive again
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
63
Reply #6
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
90
Reply #4
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
86
Reply #636538
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
86!
Reply #635954
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
71
Reply #636296
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
60 was earned.
Reply #203821
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
59
Reply #27
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
88
Reply #24
/work
You receive a check of
87 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
Reply #636260
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
87.
Reply #635917
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 8 seconds.
/rob Steaksauce
You robbed
65 from Steaksauce#7670.
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
258.
Reply #834714
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
69
Reply #635869
/slut
Thatβs not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay
232 in hospital fees.
Reply #636268
/crime
You entered the Royal Palace and stole a precious diamond. You then sold it for
667
Reply #636154
/rob 807345049472991243
You robbed
2,588 from Ternat#3530.
big money
Yes indeed
You were caught lying at a truth or dare question! The fine is
283.
Reply #636537
fucked
wait lmao ya just robbed that hmmmm guy
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
87 worth of scrap.
Reply #636470
/work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
55.
Reply #636071
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
82 stashed inside one of them.
Reply #6070
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
78
Reply #6
/slut
You fuck this really hot girl, and you find out she has herpes. You are fined
400 to get it cured.
Reply #635884
You suggest something good and get rewarded
74
Reply #636552
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
61
Reply #636035
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
178.
Reply #55467
/work
You didnβt go to work, but you got your paycheque of
60 anyway.
Reply #636409
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
184.
Reply #636291
/crime
On Highway 9 you come across a courier heading to New Tulsa. You have a small conversation and figure out he is transporting a shipment of scavenged poker chips. Filled with greed you put a bullet in his gut and loot the package. When returning to New Tulsa you sneak the chips into the Hard Rock and cash them in for
453. No one found out... thank God.
Reply #636456
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
70
Reply #7083
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
65
Reply #37
/slut
You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again.
295 for the paramedics to come and help you out.
Reply #636062
/crime
You do a heist on the EU bank for
619
Reply #636155
/rob Cowboy Mantis#1963
You robbed
2,577 from Cowboy Mantis#1963.
/rob 916001145456062514
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob Γ~ #8523
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
rip
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
65.
Reply #636508
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 5 minutes and 33 seconds.
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
78
Reply #636337
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
55 out of pity.
Reply #636290
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
62
Reply #636534
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
326.
Reply #636503
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
67
Reply #47
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
55 near one of the potatoes
Reply #906378
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
93
Reply #72
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
85
Reply #70
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
95 in profits
Reply #838133
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
87.
Reply #636031
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
65.
Reply #636508
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
53
Reply #636360
/work
You walk dogs for
99.
Reply #636065
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
275.
Reply #636527
/crime
You were caught trying to steal a cat, and have been given a
681 fine!
Reply #635893
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
82
Reply #7083
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
53.
Reply #636055
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 9 seconds.
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
84.
Reply #834680
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
91
Reply #22
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
84.
Reply #636057
/slut
You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a
303 fine!
Reply #635892
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
88
Reply #636353
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
275.
Reply #636368
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
59
Reply #636431
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
396 and maybe chlamydia.
Reply #636516
Lol
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
98
Reply #42
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
94.
Reply #636377
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
183 in a baggie next to you.
Reply #636405
/crime
You tried to steal some toilet paper, but got caught by the mob, you got fined
376 and lost all your toilet paper.
Reply #834285
/crime
You were caught trying to steal a cat, and have been given a
349 fine!
Reply #635893
just bc ur a cat u can't steal cat duh
IT WAS JUST ATTEMPTED ADULTERY I SWEAR
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
57
Reply #636347
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
151.
Reply #636527
/crime
Stealing candy from a baby didn't turn out to be as easy as you'd think, you've been fined
650
Reply #636237
/rob stormy286
You robbed
2,656 from Stormy286#6965.
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
93
Reply #636335
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
154 from the men.
Reply #636081
/crime
You attempt to steal, but the person stabs you. You pay
311 in hospital expenses...
Reply #636308
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
79
Reply #44
/crime
You attempted to rob the local bank and got caught by the police. You are fined
388
Reply #636017
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
259.
Reply #55467
/work
You are paid
96 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
Reply #635989
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 34 minutes and 58 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 34 minutes and 58 seconds.
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
82
Reply #21
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
83 strewn about between the seats!
Reply #636507
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
81
Reply #14
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
300 in return!
Reply #635891
/work
Just take the
64 and go...
Reply #636322
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
92
Reply #48
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
90
Reply #72
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
99
Reply #66
/work
You cannot work for 16 seconds.
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
61
Reply #61
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
92
Reply #34
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
59!
Reply #636414
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
78.
Reply #636451
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
94!
Reply #636293
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
52
Reply #636317
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
81
Reply #636362
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
58.
Reply #636379
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
50 near one of the potatoes
Reply #906378
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
349
Reply #635871
/work
You cannot work for 14 seconds.
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
56
Reply #636286
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
87.
Reply #636403
/crime
You wouldn't get out of bed to do the crime. We are fining you
326 for being a lazy ass person.
Reply #636028
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
155 and a sore ass.
Reply #636007
/crime
You assassinate an actor for
670
Reply #636238
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
51
Reply #635864
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
87!
Reply #635954
/crime
You were caught dipping Oreos in milk! You were beaten up and had
681 stolen from you!
Reply #635932
/slut
Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost
351, have fun
Reply #635905
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
61
Reply #636468
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
253.
Reply #636544
/crime
You got a cop drunk and stole his car, selling the parts for
556
Reply #635936
/work
You work as the president and earn
64
Reply #65
/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
187
Reply #838098
/crime
You were busted in your crime and were sentenced to jail. Your bail cost
682
Reply #636376
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
59.
Reply #636086
/crime
You tried to help someone with a bot, but they were greedy and stole
304 from you!
Reply #204337
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
243.
Reply #636529
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
75 for your hard work
Reply #838130
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
57
Reply #4
/crime
You rob another server for
274
Reply #636119
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
101 for your services.
Reply #636297
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
86
Reply #636538
/work
You sell bananas for
96
Reply #834708
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
77.
Reply #635939
/work
You were farming and earned
100
Reply #636436
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
94
Reply #838252
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
67
Reply #63
/work
You walk dogs for
89.
Reply #636065
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
64 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
Reply #636334
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
85. The students loved you!
Reply #636280
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
95
Reply #51
/work
You repair the lights and receive
83
Reply #636339
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
58
Reply #636347
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
232 in donations!
Reply #636030
/crime
You rob a squirrel of his nuts and pawn them for
460
Reply #636127
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
52.
Reply #636283
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
80 for your team winning!
Reply #636319
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
92
Reply #636045
/rob iram
You attempted to rob iram#8705, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
64 off your new game.
Reply #55463
/slut
Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay
242 for surgery.
Reply #636271
/crime
You infiltrate the FBI HQ and make out with the secret plans to sell for
309
Reply #636152
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
175.
Reply #636291
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
84
Reply #57
You post nudes on the internet for
158
Reply #636120
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
83
Reply #636494
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
51
Reply #635903
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
96.
Reply #834680
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
76
Reply #20
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
79!
Reply #635874
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
70
Reply #636431
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
68
Reply #67
/slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
126 in order to keep quiet about it.
Reply #636040
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
54
Reply #636016
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
73 after the pizzeria closes down.
Reply #636352
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
67
Reply #636360
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
66
Reply #11
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
79.
Reply #635990
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
61
Reply #636420
/crime
You rob the bank of Eternity for
370
Reply #635868
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
310
Reply #635949
/rob 599986706707382302
You were caught attempting to rob Γ~#8523, and have been fined
658.
M
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
61
Reply #635903
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
58
Reply #636351
/work
You cannot work for 6 seconds.
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
68
Reply #636079
/work
You were farming and earned
95
Reply #636436
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
96
Reply #636360
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
75.
Reply #636377
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
74
Reply #636389
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
62
Reply #636338
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
92
Reply #636021
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
90
Reply #43
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
73
Reply #72
/work
You sell your crab for
98, you monster
Reply #635944
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
67
Reply #636496
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
95, it must be your lucky day!
Reply #834699
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
68
Reply #52
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
55
Reply #204081
/slut
Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay
178 for surgery.
Reply #636271
/crime
You murdered your old CEO and found
340 in his jacket!
Reply #636141
/crime
Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined
323.
Reply #636254
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
348
Reply #636555
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
73
Reply #636438
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
99!
Reply #636047
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
64
Reply #54
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
111
Reply #636546
/crime
Your friend bet you that you couldn't beat him in Madden. He won
322.
Reply #636201
/rob 599986706707382302
You were caught attempting to rob Γ~#8523, and have been fined
552.
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
71.
Reply #636482
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
71. Congrats!
Reply #636450
/work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
73
Reply #636014
/crime
You were hired by a hitman to murder Flanders, you had to throw out your white shirt but you managed to rack up
325
Reply #636445
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
62.
Reply #636058
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
60
Reply #10
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
69. The students loved you!
Reply #636280
/slut
You rake in
134, but your butthole will never be the same...
Reply #635984
/crime
You robbed a bank and secured
568.
Reply #636475
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
82
Reply #33
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
371
Reply #635965
/crime
You break into a hospital and steal all their morphine. You manage to sell all of it on the black market for
585
Reply #636192
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
72
Reply #635872
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
55
Reply #636535
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
96
Reply #636439
/work
You found
66 lying on the floor in General Chat!
Reply #636543
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
50.
Reply #636066
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
83.
Reply #636429
/work
You receive a check of
89 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
Reply #636260
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
96.
Reply #636406
/work
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
51
Reply #636397
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
70
Reply #9
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
73
Reply #26
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
100
Reply #34
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
70
Reply #636015
/work
You work as a model and earn
68
Reply #18
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 10 seconds.
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
94
Reply #21
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
69
Reply #69
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
68.
Reply #636553
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
64 from selling drinks
Reply #838263
/work
You milk a cow for
55
Reply #41924
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
54
Reply #636437
/rob 599986706707382302
You robbed
2,584 from Γ~#8523.
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
88, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
Reply #636395
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
345
Reply #635966
/crime
You hack into the government's economic system and manage to steal
295.
Reply #636247
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
51
Reply #13
/work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
62.
Reply #636071
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
90.
Reply #636057
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
76
Reply #636431
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
70
Reply #636328
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
54 from ad revenue.
Reply #636418
/work
You found
95 on the floor.
Reply #636294
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
97.
Reply #636429
/crime
You steal a birds egg and sell it on the black market for
285
Reply #636118
/slut
Thatβs not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay
227 in hospital fees.
Reply #636268
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
92
Reply #55
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
72
Reply #834686
/work
You help clean a horses stable for
68
Reply #3031286
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
345!
Reply #636487
that is one way to do it
/work
While you were searching for PokΓ©mon in the tall grass, you found
52!
Reply #636550
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
91!
Reply #636343
/work
You receive a check of
94 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
Reply #636260
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
94
Reply #636074
/slut
Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes
269.
Reply #635923
/crime
You steal
552 from your boss and didn't get caught.
Reply #636354
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
99
Reply #56
/work
You got out of bed. Have
87
Reply #635934
/work
You serve the customers and receive
61
Reply #636348
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
58 on the floor.
Reply #636029
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
91
Reply #15
/slut
Thatβs not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay
350 in hospital fees.
Reply #636268
You robbed the police station, which normally is a stupid idea, but they took the day off. You escaped with a police car, which you sold for
553
Reply #838120
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
98 as in return!
Reply #636372
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
89!
Reply #635874
You robbed
2,577 from Gucci69#4723.
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
77.
Reply #635990
/slut
You found an extra
115 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
Reply #635997
/crime
Target catches you stealing their goods and charges you
532 of stolen merchandise
Reply #636272
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
71.
Reply #635990
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
53
Reply #12
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
248.
Reply #834714
/slut
You fucked up, and have been fined
261
Reply #174
how
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
75 for all your items.
Reply #636459
/crime
You steal
634 from a loan shark, and move to the other side of the world.
Reply #636072
/crime
During an armed assault, you are knocked unconscious by an old geezer. Afterwards, it seems that you are missing
632 when you wake up.
Reply #636267
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 46 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 51 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 18 seconds.
/work
You clean the chimney and find
81.
Reply #636287
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
81.
Reply #635917
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 29 seconds.
You cannot be a slut for 45 minutes and 10 seconds.
/bal
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
88
Reply #636373
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
176
Reply #636120
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 30 seconds.
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob castlz
You've been fined
422 for trying to rob a poor person.
/rob @slate ice
You attempted to rob carrot#1554, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob @supple egret
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
i want to die
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 4 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 5 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
57
Reply #33
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 41 minutes and 26 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 22 seconds.
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
96
Reply #51
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 33 minutes and 9 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 35 minutes and 40 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 30 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 25 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 3 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 21 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 39 seconds.
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
66
Reply #17
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 17 seconds.
/work
You develop games and earn
74.
Reply #636067
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 21 minutes and 25 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 17 minutes and 33 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 26 seconds.
/rob @slate ice
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 34 minutes.
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
79
Reply #636468
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
85
Reply #636360
/work
You cannot work for 51 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 32 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 16 seconds.
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
67
Reply #636506
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
54 when you got back home
Reply #636513
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 3 minutes and 25 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 2 minutes and 40 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 5 minutes and 10 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 1 minute and 55 seconds.
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
80
Reply #635864
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 1 minute and 19 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 45 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 40 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 22 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 4 seconds.
/slut
You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again.
308 for the paramedics to come and help you out.
Reply #636062
/slut
Your friend pays you
223 for you to worship her feet
Reply #636061
You cannot commit a crime for 1 minute and 22 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 57 seconds.
/use revolver
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 6 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 1 second.
/crime
You stole a couple rifles and sold it for
526
Reply #636515
/crime
You thought it was a good idea to rob a bank with a banana. They fined you
583.
Reply #635962
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
75 π
Reply #636401
/slut
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
378.
Reply #55475
Damn
/rob @slate ice
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 13 minutes.
Suck it
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
50
Reply #30
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
160.
Reply #55468
You cannot be a slut for 53 minutes and 5 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 53 minutes and 5 seconds.
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
55
Reply #636347
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 5 seconds.
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
87 I think...
Reply #635916
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 27 seconds.
/rob @compact lance
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 7 minutes.
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 48 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 13 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 6 seconds.
/work
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob) whilst betting.

/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 1 second.
/rob @slate ice
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 1 minute.
/work
You cannot work for 6 seconds.
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
62 for your struggles.
Reply #636489
/work
You cannot work for 58 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 27 seconds.
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
99.
Reply #636379
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 7 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 22 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 38 minutes and 59 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 38 minutes and 55 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 41 minutes and 28 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 42 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 21 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 57 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 27 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 36 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 22 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 5 seconds.
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
99
Reply #636362
/rob @slate ice
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 50 minutes and 12 seconds.
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
87 worth of scrap.
Reply #636470
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
66 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
Reply #636363
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 29 minutes and 38 seconds.
/work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
66
Reply #36
/work
You didnβt go to work, but you got your paycheque of
84 anyway.
Reply #636409
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
63!
Reply #635874
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
65
Reply #5
/slut
An adult video site pays you
123 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
Reply #55469
/crime
You were caught trying to smuggle illegal aliens across the border and have been fined
418
Reply #636218
/rob Plague#1543
You robbed
2,570 from Plague#1543.
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
50 from ad revenue.
Reply #636418
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
255
Reply #838124
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
π
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
89 and given a bottle of wine.
Reply #636483
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
281
Reply #635965
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
86.
Reply #636412
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
144 for the good time.
Reply #635911
Damn.
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
68!
Reply #636316
/slut
You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing
347 to resolve your burnt skin.
Reply #636270
/crime
You pickpocket a candy person for
279
Reply #636548
/rob Kris The Unhip#3221
You robbed
2,570 from Kris The Unhip#3221.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
88
Reply #636080
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
74.
Reply #636258
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
99.
Reply #636553
/slut
You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and
134.
Reply #636478

/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
70
Reply #636534
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
75 when you got back home
Reply #636513
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
63
Reply #17
/crime
Steal pencils from Jeff's house. He gets mad and takes it out on the house across the street, resulting in a triple homicide and manslaughter. The police suspect you as an accomplice, so you pay
668 in legal fees trying to clear your name
Reply #636276
Damit!
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
271 in a baggie next to you.
Reply #636405
/slut
You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay
134 for child support before disownment.
Reply #635886
I SWEAR
/crime
You hit someone with a rock and they sued you for
256
Reply #636178
/rob 475322962057232404
You robbed
2,679 from Chad Felix#7956.
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
80 for a good job.
Reply #636490
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
183
Reply #79
/crime
You were caught staying up past your bedtime and got
408 taken away from you!
Reply #636223
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
68
Reply #635873
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 28 minutes and 6 seconds.
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
69, albeit reluctantly.
Reply #636532
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
62
Reply #636328
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
87
Reply #636378
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
79
Reply #50
/work





