#back-room
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You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
294
/crime
You steal lamps for
689
/work
You found
60 on the floor.
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
57
/slut
You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay
391 to fix your leg
all ruined.
/rob 696655463197966367
You robbed
2,825 from roomtone#4378.
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
93
/crime
You rob a gas station of all its fidget spinners. You sell them for
450 to some 11 year olds.
/slut
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
327.
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
218.
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
93
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
94
You were caught attempting to rob Snow4All#3236, and have been fined
258.
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
187 in total.
/crime
You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. This causes a spring lock failure and the employee dies. You get sued
300. Great job.
π
/crime
You have been caught bragging about your money on facebook, you have been fined
630 .
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
304
/work
You were farming and earned
95
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
89.
You fucked a trap, not realising it was a bear trap, and it gave you
120 out of pity.
Target catches you stealing their goods and charges you
685 of stolen merchandise
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Ander#5134
2 - anders234512#2306
3 - Anderson K.#3624
You were caught attempting to rob Ander#5134, and have been fined
329.
/work
You sell bananas for
62
Yea at this point I just wanna rob people and waste their money. Itβs gotten a lot worse since Roman robbed 88k from me
Just out of spite apparently
Yes I was in the middle of betting and he robbed me. π
Dude had to have been watching and waiting
wow.
And whatβs even funnier is he never is in here gambling anymore lol
So what was the point
brh he even lost all of it.
look in #general-media
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
50
You cannot be a slut for 18 minutes and 38 seconds.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
100
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
149
wth
I just fucking died, how to fix
Idk Iβm new
Fair nugh
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
94
/slut
Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged
157 for their medical fees.
/crime
You robbed a Kwik-E Mart and cashed out with
250
/rob 624347530406395905
You robbed
1,504 from Snow4All#3236.
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
371
/crime
You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was
293
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
93 for it!
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
87
You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a
297 fine!
You try to crash a wedding but are body slammed into the wedding cake. You pay
604 for the damage.
You were caught attempting to rob HergusBergus#1997, and have been fined
619.
/work
You found
80 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
315.
/crime
You sold drugs for
259
/rob Killer__s/#4568
You robbed
2,775 from Killer__s/#4568.
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
72
You do some work around the house for
94
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
299 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/work
You receive a check of
62 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
354 for the night.
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob) whilst betting.
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob) whilst betting.
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
67 though.
/crime
You rob an ATM, but the CCTV captures your face. You are fined
317
/slut
Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined
330.
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
100.
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
66 for it.
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
372
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
50
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
83
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
241
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 43 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 34 seconds.
/crime
After mugging a drunk policeman, the cops chase you, ram your car, and leave you for dead - when paramedics arrive, they charge you a whopping
346 because they don't get paid enough
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
96
/crime
You steal a guard's radio and sell it for parts, and receive
597.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
156!
/rob Dπππππepuπππππtyπ Esππtuππpππifo#2105
You were caught attempting to rob Dπππππepuπππππtyπ Esππtuππpππifo#2105, and have been fined
273.
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
92
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
81.
/crime
You have been caught helping your neighbour steal from the local bank, and got fined
562
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
109
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
68.
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
73
You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay
342 to get it repaired.
You attempt to rob your local McDonalds. The cashier beats you and you are fined
682
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Ander#5134
2 - anders234512#2306
3 - Anderson K.#3624
You were caught attempting to rob Ander#5134, and have been fined
693.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 42 seconds.
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
82 for the hard work
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
55 after the pizzeria closes down.
/slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
161 in order to keep quiet about it.
/crime
You were caught dipping Oreos in milk! You were beaten up and had
498 stolen from you!
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
92.
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
91 for all your items.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 20 minutes and 36 seconds.
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
52
/work
Just take the
54 and go...
/work
You work as an egg and earn
65
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
89 π
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
55
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
90
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
68 on the floor.
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
51.
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
86
Your money laundering scheme has backfired. After serving your sentence, you must re-pay
645 back as restitution.
π©
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
80
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
228
/crime
You managed to steal iPhone X and sold it for
641
/rob Dπππππepuπππππtyπ Esππtuππpππifo#2105
You were caught attempting to rob Dπππππepuπππππtyπ Esππtuππpππifo#2105, and have been fined
419.
rude
lemme give it a shot.
/rob Dπππππepuπππππtyπ Esππtuππpππifo#2105
You were caught attempting to rob Dπππππepuπππππtyπ Esππtuππpππifo#2105, and have been fined
622.
i've tried to rob them twice and am fined every time
imma go cry now.
lol
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
90 and given a bottle of wine.
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
50. Good job.
/WORK
You help clean up the local theater. You find
86 strewn about between the seats!
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 16 seconds.
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
377.
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
79.
/crime
You were found in the Springfield Power Plant trying to make crack cocaine, you were fined
355
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
99 and given a bottle of wine.
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
52
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
90 off of donations.
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
59
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
364
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
78 for your hard work
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
61 for your team winning!
/slut
You found an extra
195 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/crime
You tried to jump the old lady walking down the street. Turns out she had a gun, and robbed you blind of
463
/work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
68.
/rob Dπππππepuπππππtyπ Esππtuππpππifo#2105
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 41 seconds.
41 seconds, wow.
/rob Dπππππepuπππππtyπ Esππtuππpππifo#2105
You robbed
1,105 from Dπππππepuπππππtyπ Esππtuππpππifo#2105.
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
60.
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
61
You got featured and won
76
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
389 in one night.
You call a few friends and raid a newspaper shop with machetes. The operation is successful, and from the loot you earn
538.
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Ander#5134
2 - anders234512#2306
3 - Anderson K.#3624
You were caught attempting to rob Ander#5134, and have been fined
468.
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
95
/work
You walk dogs for
74.
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
61.
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
71
/work
You repair the lights and receive
85
/crime
You're caught helping the enemy. Pay
482
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
302
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 57 seconds.
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
58
/crime
You manage to slip some gemstones into your pockets when the store owner isn't looking, selling them later for
675.
/slut
The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay
284 to have them cleaned
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
86
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 16 minutes and 28 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 16 minutes and 31 seconds.
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
62.
/work
57 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really donβt lie. You earn
55.
/work
You were farming and earned
87
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
61
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
84
/slut
Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you
231
/crime
You were found in the Springfield Power Plant trying to make crack cocaine, you were fined
332
/crime
You were caught not helping to commit the crime and instead sitting on your lazy ass talking about it on Discord and were ratted out for
295
/wallet
You were caught attempting to rob Tbone#0189, and have been fined
648.
fml
/Rob @low kernel
You attempted to rob π¬π΅πͺπΎππ²πͺ#2127, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
lol
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
54 for your hard work
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
189 on your way out of the locker room.
:)
/work
A drunk man pays you
90 to walk backwards.
/work
You cannot work for 8 seconds.
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
74 for watching.
You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined
477
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
59. Good job.
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
66 worth of scrap.
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
58
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
84
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
59. Good job.
/slut
You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined
312
/crime
It's your lucky day! You found an unlocked bus and took out
405 from the box of fares.
/work
You cannot work for 58 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 51 minutes and 1 second.
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
77.
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
55
/rob 151043012502355968
You were caught attempting to rob Tbone#0189, and have been fined
588.
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
389!
/crime
You see an old woman drop
534, and take it!
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
100
/crime
You steal a birds egg and sell it on the black market for
641
/slut
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
184.
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
50
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
79
/crime
You tried to do a prank call but called the police instead and you have been fined
284
/slut
You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined
271
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Wapiti#2622
2 - Wapitiπ¦#1999
1
You robbed
1,777 from Wapiti#2622.
Rains fall wonβt be happy about this
/work
Just take the
63 and go...
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
53
Your co-conspirator gives information to the police that gets you arrested. You are fined
351
You get it on with a waitress at the local cafΓ©. She gives you
307 after.
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Ander#5134
2 - anders234512#2306
3 - Anderson K.#3624
You were caught attempting to rob Ander#5134, and have been fined
673.
/slut
A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you
336 for having your junk out.
/crime
You were caught not helping to commit the crime, and just sitting on your lazy ass on Discord.
For this you've been fined
698
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
53
/work
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob) whilst betting.
/slut
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob) whilst betting.
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
55
/crime
You've been asked to steal the last tiramisu from the kitchen, you got
696 for a job well done.
/slut
You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined
213
/rob 151043012502355968
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob) whilst betting.
/rob 151043012502355968
You were caught attempting to rob Tbone#0189, and have been fined
505.
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
98
/crime
You entered the Royal Palace and stole a precious diamond. You then sold it for
390
/slut
You rake in
204, but your butthole will never be the same...
/bal
/work
You went out fishing ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
98
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
73
You break into a firework factory and steals all the firecrackers and sell them for
340
You shouldnβt put that inside you... pay
397 to get it out
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Drewdimag#0813
2 - DREW#1436
3 - Drew#9486
4 - Drew Samson#6706
5 - Drew Tones#5849
6 - Drew90#0438
7 - drewgotya#5894
8 - DrewManic#3862
9 - drewy#9778
10 - drewπ₯π€#7138
You were caught attempting to rob drewπ₯π€#7138, and have been fined
402.
/work
You clean the chimney and find
51.
/slut
Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him
382.
/crime
You get caught adding your milk before your cereal and receive a fine of
649
bummer
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
57.
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
54
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
52
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
131
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
51! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
87
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
96
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
90
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
54
/slut
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
255.
/crime
You tried to put the milk before the cereal and were put in jail for your heinous acts, you have to pay
503 for bail!
/rob 151043012502355968
You were caught attempting to rob Tbone#0189, and have been fined
295.
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
64
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
58
/work
You got featured and won
58
/crime
A sudden gust of wind blows away
329
/slut
You fucked a trap, not realising it was a bear trap, and it gave you
199 out of pity.
You robbed
1,474 from Sabr-MujΔhid#8129.

/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
86
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
398!
You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you
113.
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
92 was earned.
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
91.
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
85.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 40 seconds.
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
130
/crime
You killed a man and liked it, you got
656
/rob soap#9737
You were caught attempting to rob soap#9737, and have been fined
609.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 50 seconds.
/rob soap
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Soap#1972
2 - soap#9737
3 - Soap24694#1830
4 - Soap_Legends564#9934
5 - SOAPfromCOD#7729
2
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 58 minutes.
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
52 for your struggles.
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
334
/crime
You attempt to rob the peasant's village. You don't find any valuable assets, and you get fined
399.
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
74
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
56 for a good job.
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
66 from donations
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
82
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
86.
/crime
You got caught stealing from a donations jar and in return you get fined
273
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
258 for your services.
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 1 second.
You rob a drug dealer and gain
436
wohh
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
56
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
88 from your peers.
/work
You dig around in your yard and gain
100
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
60
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
93. Congrats!
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
120 from the men.
/crime
Being the criminal mastermind you are, you decide to rob the next person you see. An old lady approaches, here's your chance! You threaten her & demand money. The poor old lady gives you
375 in sheer terror.
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
50.
/work
You fixed and Mi-24 Helicopter for
77
/crime
You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. This causes a spring lock failure and the employee dies. You get sued
685. Great job.
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
368
/crime
You were caught dipping Oreos in milk! You were beaten up and had
670 stolen from you!
/slut
Nobody cares about you. You lost
281 trying to twerk.
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
85
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
99
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
84
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
61 from a thrown out wallet.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
62
/work
A drunk man pays you
90 to walk backwards.
/crime
You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of
430
/slut
You fucked a traffic cone and found
277 inside it
/rob 151043012502355968
You robbed
2,813 from Tbone#0189.

/rob 151043012502355968
You robbed
528 from Tbone#0189.
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
144... yikes
/crime
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, & got a forceful swipe with her stick, and have been given community service work and a
550 fine!
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
58
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 43 minutes and 20 seconds.
/rob 151043012502355968
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 43 minutes.
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
56
/crime
You dabbed.
319 has been deducted from your balance. Shame on you
/bal
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
61 out of pity.
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
73! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/crime
You tried to rob a dolphin but the dolphin has cosmic powers. Get fined
642 for messing with the wrong dolphin!
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your
360.
Wow. Brutal
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
60
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
90
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
78
/rob 912316913135284234
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob 602981293340491776
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 7 minutes.
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
61
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 11 seconds.
/crime
You have been caught trying to steal an officer's gun. You get a fine of
446
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
300
/rob 602981293340491776
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 51 minutes and 55 seconds.
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
65 stashed inside one of them.
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
82.
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 31 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 35 minutes and 32 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 35 minutes and 36 seconds.
/rob 602981293340491776
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 27 minutes and 5 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 34 seconds.
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
99
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 14 seconds.
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
94!
/slut
You fucked a trap, not realising it was a bear trap, and it gave you
264 out of pity.
You failed stealing candy from a kid and got fined
312
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 3 minutes and 33 seconds.
This mf gonna be getting robbed
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 minute and 2 seconds.
/rob 602981293340491776
You robbed
2,803 from Swag Goose#0001.
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
84 for your work.
/rob Arthur Morgan#9043
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob Arthur Morgan
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - PING ME IDGAF#0621
2 - Hamptons_the_one#8991
3 - RedXD#8636
4 - KingForza#5054
5 - Doestrice#8475
6 - Sh0tzyx#9704
7 - ε½Όγγ―ζγ£γ¦γγα΅βΏ π#4090
8 - Mr Cheese#7868
9 - TermiNathan#7591
10 - soul#9999
cancel
Cancelled command.
/rob 588804463616196609
You were caught attempting to rob Mentol#8027, and have been fined
483.
shoot
/slut
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob) whilst betting.
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
372!
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
96
/crime
You loiter and are fined
446.
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
264!
/crime
You were caught trying to pickpocket! You are fined
641
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
73
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
64
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 5 seconds.
who tf is gregg
You donβt know what Greggs is?!?!
NOPE
Iβm guessing that means you have never been to the uk
im so freaking dumb im listening to music and i for some reason thought it was in the airport
nah
ahhh
And they make the best sausages roles on the planet
dude this audio is so crisp i thought it was in the airport wtf
Haha
but like how did i forget that I turnedo n music
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
79
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
55
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 48 minutes and 31 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 48 minutes and 45 seconds.
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
50
/work
A drunk man pays you
62 to walk backwards.
/rob 588804463616196609
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 8 minutes.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 22 minutes and 6 seconds.
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
64
You jump the old lady walking down the street. She had
259 on her.
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
350 on the way back to your ship.
You were caught attempting to rob HergusBergus#1997, and have been fined
463.
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
88.

/slut
You cannot be a slut for 7 minutes and 14 seconds.
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
52 for your hard work
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
95!
/slut
You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing
196 to resolve your burnt skin.
/crime
You Stole a T-55 Tank and sold it for
635 on the market
You cannot work for 49 seconds.
/slut
You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job
322
/crime
You steal someone's Halloween candy and give your friend half of it. He pays you
256
/work
You cannot work for 6 seconds.
/work
You receive a check of
75 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/rob 588804463616196609
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 37 minutes and 1 second.
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
131 in total.
You sneak into the theatre and try to steal tickets but you get caught and thrown out with a fine of
435
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
69
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
51
/crime
An informant catches you in the act and relays it to the authorities. You are caught and fined
308
/slut
You couldn't get it up and lost
294
Boo
/work
You got out of bed. Have
89
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
71
/work
You cannot work for 28 seconds.
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
89 for it!
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
68
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
76!
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
95
/work
You fixed and Mi-24 Helicopter for
90
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
92
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
57
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
65
/slut
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you
137!
/crime
After a night of drinking in the tavern, you are caught peeing in the tavern's water fountain in a drunken state. You were fined
267 but you really don't remember.
/rob 588804463616196609
You robbed
2,792 from Mentol#8027.
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
74 on the ground.
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
72
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
323
/slut
You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined
359 for disturbing the public peace.
/crime
You sell some cocaine and earn
514...
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
98
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob Dylan
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Dylan Sins#9078
2 - Dylan.#4700
3 - dylan.#8029
4 - Dylan07#2935
5 - Dylan08312#7345
6 - Dylan1tokill350#5581
7 - dylan6#1243
8 - DylanDePro#4231
9 - DylanDev#6202
10 - Dylanisntgay#8879
1
You were caught attempting to rob Dylan Sins#9078, and have been fined
326.
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
87 for your efforts!
/crime
You work for a hacking association and earn
258
/slut
You earned
273 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
You robbed
2,678 from Zech#2229.

/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
100.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.
/slut
You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay
202 to fix your leg
/crime
You need some extra cash for your drug habit. You break into the local dirty video store and rob them of
529! You also take a few "items" for yourself...
/rob Spig
You attempted to rob Spig#3085, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob iram
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/pay
/slut
You have a good night out and earn
239.
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
72!
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
94 for helping them out.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 51 minutes and 58 seconds.
/crime
You attempt to rob your local McDonalds. The cashier beats you and you are fined
374
/slut
You earn
165 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
77
/rob Dylan
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Dylan Sins#9078
2 - Dylan.#4700
3 - dylan.#8029
4 - Dylan07#2935
5 - Dylan08312#7345
6 - Dylan1tokill350#5581
7 - dylan6#1243
8 - DylanDePro#4231
9 - DylanDev#6202
10 - Dylanisntgay#8879
1
You robbed
2 from Dylan Sins#9078.

/crime
You got caught trying to steal Robux and got a
511 fine.
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really donβt lie. You earn
96.
/rob dylan
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Dylan Sins#9078
2 - Dylan.#4700
3 - dylan.#8029
4 - Dylan07#2935
5 - Dylan08312#7345
6 - Dylan1tokill350#5581
7 - dylan6#1243
8 - DylanDePro#4231
9 - DylanDev#6202
10 - Dylanisntgay#8879
3
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 27 minutes and 7 seconds.
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
259.
/rob dylan
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Dylan Sins#9078
2 - Dylan.#4700
3 - dylan.#8029
4 - Dylan07#2935
5 - Dylan08312#7345
6 - Dylan1tokill350#5581
7 - dylan6#1243
8 - DylanDePro#4231
9 - DylanDev#6202
10 - Dylanisntgay#8879
3
You were caught attempting to rob dylan.#8029, and have been fined
308.
You work as the president and earn
68
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 23 minutes and 20 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 20 seconds.
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
60
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
91
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
363 to fuck the girls inside.
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
64 for your team winning!
/crime
Steal pencils from Jeff's house. He gets mad and takes it out on the house across the street, resulting in a triple homicide and manslaughter. The police suspect you as an accomplice, so you pay
474 in legal fees trying to clear your name
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
299
/rob John
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Johniscool#4138
2 - TZM_Village_OFFICAL#7271
3 - ItsMeWolfy#7532
4 - Maverick09#3669
5 - Termhardt#0252
6 - Reptile#9849
7 - Gamer Dio#9374
8 - owen4kh#1494
9 - SugarDiabetesBear#6215
10 - John Marston π€ #9632
10
You were caught attempting to rob John Marston π€ #9632, and have been fined
541.
Rip
/rob psn
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - ThePortalMan#2978
2 - Varvayus#0885
3 - Flossiraptor#5418
4 - lewiscool#0759
5 - Illixir#6703
6 - Zeventa#8151
7 - Floosha#3322
8 - ! εδΉε°Ίγ#2209
9 - Brae#2517
10 - tintinbest2018#3227
/rob lewiscool
Cancelled command.
You attempted to rob lewiscool#0759, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You fucked a traffic cone and found
136 inside it
You suggest something good and get rewarded
93
/crime
You pickpocket a candy person for
463
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
57
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 35 minutes and 11 seconds.
/rob psn
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - ThePortalMan#2978
2 - Varvayus#0885
3 - Flossiraptor#5418
4 - lewiscool#0759
5 - Illixir#6703
6 - Zeventa#8151
7 - Floosha#3322
8 - ! εδΉε°Ίγ#2209
9 - Brae#2517
10 - tintinbest2018#3227
4
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 53 minutes and 7 seconds.
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
80
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 39 minutes and 43 seconds.
You work as a street performer and earn
94
/slut
While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was
310, this sort of thing can never be fixed.
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
79
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
385
/crime
You attempt to rob your local McDonalds. The cashier beats you and you are fined
366
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
87
/work
You got featured and won
59
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
54
/slut
You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed
315.
/crime
The local street gang pays you
289 after helping them beat an innocent citizen
/work
You found
89 on the floor.
/crime
Being the criminal mastermind you are, you decide to rob the next person you see. An old lady approaches, here's your chance! You threaten her & demand money. The poor old lady gives you
378 in sheer terror.
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
184
/crime
Unfortunately, your public indecency did not pay off and got caught. You were fined
594
/work
You sell bananas for
99
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
215
/rob quoted#1304
You robbed
3,023 from quoted#1304.
/rob steaksauce#0001
You've been fined
549 for trying to rob a poor person.
/Work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 44 seconds.
You robbed
2,634 from HergusBergus#1997.
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
62 worth of scrap.
You do a good deepthroating and earn
353 from the client
You threaten a police officer, wasn't a smart idea. You got arrested and was fined
362
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
61
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
50 near one of the potatoes
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
56 for your work.
/crime
You invaded a hangout party and stole
534
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
126!
/rob rush
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Rush#1247
2 - rush#0999
3 - Rush#6600
4 - Rush B#5814
5 - rushE for the E#6773
6 - rusher101#4410
7 - Rushh#7777
8 - Rushi#0388
9 - Rushil02#3666
10 - Rushman14#6109
1
You attempted to rob Rush#1247, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work all day at the factory
51
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
98
/crime
You were caught staying up past your bedtime and got
442 taken away from you!
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
198
/work
A drunk man pays you
70 to walk backwards.
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
63
/crime
You robbed a cat, but felt guilty once you saw she was a single mom with ten kittens and paid her back
379.
An adult video site pays you
133 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
yay.
My role is the room
Sup pal
I just started my first class in school for today, that's why im here
Wait what time is it for you?
08:16 AM
Holy shit
What's the time for ya?
Itβs 12:17 am
OH god damn
Wowza
