You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
74
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You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
74
/crime
You were caught eating spaghetti without meatballs, and have been given a
570 fine!
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
198
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
90
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
100
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
89
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
64!
/slut
You fucked up, and have been fined
218
/crime
/work
Unfortunately, your public indecency did not pay off and got caught. You were fined
405
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
67 I think...
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 44 seconds.
/crime
You failed stealing candy from a kid and got fined
476
/rob . 495314383342272512
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob 495314383342272512
You were caught attempting to rob hasfashad#6538, and have been fined
379.
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
72
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
90!
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
69.
You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again.
200 for the paramedics to come and help you out.
/crime
You dabbed on the haters and got
575
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
97, as it was originally their job
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
74 for helping them out.
/crime
You got caught hacking into the CIA, and lost
647
/slut
Youโve been drugged! When you wake up youโve lost
305
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
78 off of donations.
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
55
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
98
/work
You work as an egg and earn
58
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
81 I think...
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
71
/rob 402168013270286338
You were caught attempting to rob peepee#3509, and have been fined
576.
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
99.
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
280!
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
60 .
/slut
You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined
241 for disturbing the public peace.
/crime
You rob a liquor store for
287
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
69 for helping them out.
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
78 ๐
/crime
Dude, you just duped, and got banned. Sorry you lose
460
/slut
Thatโs not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay
389 in hospital fees.
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
92
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
84
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
62
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 47 seconds.
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
95
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
93
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
51
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
69
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
100
/work
You went to work and gained
82
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
113 in return!
/crime
You steal a child's piggy bank for
345
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
55.
ah lucky you.
Yeah
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
74 for the hard work
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
371
yess.
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
73.
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
61
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
76
/crime
With a few others, you light up a Molotov and throw it at a shop. Somehow you find
440 on the way back.
/slut
You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent
128 on medical bills.
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
85
/work
You battled and gained
51.
/slut
Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost
364, have fun
You were caught shoplifting. Pay a fine of
261
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
97
/crime
After stealing memes you get tracked down by the meme god and mugged for
368.
/slut
Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John
107
/rob 426583296798097412
You were caught attempting to rob El Huell#5802, and have been fined
670.
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
67
/crime
You attempted to divide by zero, destroying the world and losing
355 to restore your save file.
/slut
Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes
154.
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
73
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
93 for the hard work
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
53.
/crime
Someone told the police you were doing something sketchy. You got caught and were fined
522
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 33 seconds.
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
107 in donations!
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
72
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
65
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
98
/work
You worked overtime for
50
/work
Just take the
98 and go...
/work
You worked overtime for
59
/crime
A sudden gust of wind blows away
278
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
141
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
59.
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
398 for your solid work.
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
93.
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
74
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
133 in a baggie next to you.
/work
You found
68 on the floor.
/crime
You got caught trying to steal Robux and got a
427 fine.
/crime
You got caught digging up dead memes and got a
425 fine.
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
329 for your services.
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
97.
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
98
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
66
/crime
You stepped on a Lego and couldn't continue, you've been fined
589
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
272.
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
58
/crime
You steal a child's piggy bank for
269
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
158
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
71

/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
56 I think...
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
91
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 9 seconds.
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
52!
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
93
/crime
A cop pulls you over in a routine traffic stop and finds out you are up to no good. Fine is
269
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
196 in total.
/crime
You sell some cocaine and earn
372...
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 46 seconds.
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
347
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
74
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
81
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
140 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
74. Congrats!
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.
/slut
Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined
353
You wrecked the car you borrowed from the High Rollers in the race. You owe them
548 in damages.
unluckiest bastard alive
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
71 from donations
/crime
You pickpocket a man/woman. You manage to get
606.
/slut
You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost?
388 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
63
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.
/crime
You try taking candy from a baby and get caught. You have been fined
615.
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
156 on your way out of the locker room.
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
52
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
62.
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
71
/crime
You got caught stealing cheese wheels and are fined
400
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
254.
/work
You work as an egg and earn
97
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
94 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
75 for the hard work
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
160 at you.
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
97 in profits
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
100
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
222.
/work
You battled and gained
62.
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
98!
/slut
You get
152 through donations on your cam stream.
/crime
You are caught jaywalking while stealing a purse and are fined
346
/rob 402168013270286338
You were caught attempting to rob peepee#3509, and have been fined
500.
/work
You got out of bed. Have
87
/work
You gave yourself
72 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
70
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
67
/work
77 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/work
You are paid
80 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.
/crime
You were caught shoplifting. Pay a fine of
693
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 44 seconds.
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
99
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
88 for your services.
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
79
/work
You cannot work for 11 seconds.
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
51.
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
74 in your direction.
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
73
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 34 seconds.
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
98.
/work
You work as an egg and earn
75
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
95
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
332
/work
You went to work and gained
84
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
100
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
62.
/crime
You steal candy from some schoolgirls and earn
487
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
208.
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
90 off of donations.
You stepped on a Lego and couldn't continue, you've been fined
543
oh fk
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
54.
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
74 for helping them out.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
56
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
88
/slut
You fucked a traffic cone and found
340 inside it
/crime
Don't tell anybody what you just did. Here is
520.
/rob 402168013270286338
You were caught attempting to rob peepee#3509, and have been fined
444.
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
99
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
90
/slut
You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes
331 from you.
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
74
/crime
You try to crash a wedding but are body slammed into the wedding cake. You pay
406 for the damage.
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
76
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
78 near one of the potatoes
/crime
You tried stealing money from a cop, you were fined
523
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
217.
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
87
/crime
You mugged a bunch of nuns for
444
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local cafรฉ. She gives you
325 after.
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
81
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
64.
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
56
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 6 minutes and 40 seconds.
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
56
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
164
/crime
You steal someone's Halloween candy and give your friend half of it. He pays you
626
/crime
You sold drugs for
544
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
65
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
58 off your new game.
/crime
You get caught adding your milk before your cereal and receive a fine of
560
/slut
You rake in
152, but your butthole will never be the same...
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 30 seconds.
/rob steaksauce
You were caught attempting to rob Steaksauce#0001, and have been fined
270.
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
59
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
61
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
80 from selling drinks
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
276.
/crime
You set up a fake kickstarter for a game and end up stealing
332 from unsuspecting investors.
/work
You develop games and earn
70.
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
66
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
61
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
67
/work
You cannot work for 47 seconds.
/crime
You break a window in New York for
500.
/rob bank
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - BanksGman#1337
2 - BanksNostalgic#2823
2
You attempted to rob BanksNostalgic#2823, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob @fading ether
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
Breh

You work as a sewer inspector and earn
72
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 24 seconds.
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
76
/crime
You rob a squirrel of his nuts... and pawn them for
332
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
296 to your Patreon!
/balance
/slut
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a
166 fine!
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 28 seconds.
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 27 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 54 minutes and 25 seconds.
You've been fined
390 for trying to rob a poor person.
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
77.
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
80

hi steak
Hey Phoenix
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
86
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
78
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
76
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
69
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
71 and given a bottle of wine.
j
/slut
One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid
185 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.
/crime
You got caught speeding, your ticket comes to
397
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
56 for all your items.
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
86
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
87
/work
You worked overtime for
97
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
50
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
84
/slut
You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined
350.
/crime
You rob a convenience store for
565
/rob . doinism#9999
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob doinism#9999
You robbed
4,108 from doinism#9999.
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
59.
/crime
What me? No, I didn't commit a crime. Crime-who? Crime-what? Acquire
261 for something that definitely wasn't illegal
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
188 to your Patreon
/rob @lament tartan
You robbed
3,940 from branjer130#7399.
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
62
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @ripe badger
You've been fined
582 for trying to rob a poor person.
You wish, get owned
Damn tried it๐
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
/rob @inner stratus
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
Damn what a shame
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
51 as in return!
/slut
You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay
233 for child support before disownment.
/crime
You work for the Juarez cartel as a brick-presser and earn
403! They'll probably kill you and your family tomorrow. Just saying.
/work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
79.
/rob Wigs#3816
You attempted to rob Wigs#3816, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
๐
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
89
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
60 for watching.
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
100
Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back
600 to dodge death.
ooff.
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
75
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
100
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
55.
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
88
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
75
/work
You cannot work for 32 seconds.
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
94 off of donations.
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
81
/work
You cannot work for 1 second.
You worked for the Police and earned
92
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
83
/crime
You have been caught helping your neighbour steal from the local bank, and got fined
301
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
122 and a real sore hangover.
/rob TridentSine8100#2199
You were caught attempting to rob TridentSine8100#2199, and have been fined
298.
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
75
/work
You dig around in your yard and gain
94
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
87 on the ground.
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
56
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
88!
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
64
/slut
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
121
/crime
You trip on a banana on your getaway, and get busted for
674!
/work
You worked overtime for
75
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
85 after the pizzeria closes down.
/crime
You attempt to rob your local McDonalds. The cashier beats you and you are fined
587
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
50.
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
61 for doing it
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
83
/crime
You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube, but someone catches you in the act. You lost
378 and the YouTube channel you worked so hard on. Good job, buddy.
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
134 for your solid work.
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
69 for helping them out.
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
58 was earned.
/rob TridentSine8100#2199
You were caught attempting to rob TridentSine8100#2199, and have been fined
264.
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
69
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
53
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
85.
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
95 when you got back home
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
77
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
68.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 42 seconds.
Dude, you just duped, and got banned. Sorry you lose
358
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
64.
/slut
Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged
215 for their medical fees.
/crime
While robbing a dirty video store, you get distracted and lose track of time. The police arrive, arrest you, and your bail cost
458.
/work
You found
71 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/work
You cannot work for 4 seconds.
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
55
/work
You cannot work for 17 seconds.
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
88
/work
You become a game developer and raised
94 for charity.
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
57!
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
64 for your services.
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
186 in total.
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
59
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
76.
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
318
/crime
You attempt to rob the peasant's village. You don't find any valuable assets, and you get fined
647.
ugh
hi iram !!
Do ya remember me?
Fine atm but will get worse soon.
Got exams next month.
I'm soo busy with school and all.
Nah.
Ty.
Gotta sleep its almost 12am here.
Gn old friend.
/work
You work as a plus sized model and earn
98
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
93, it must be your lucky day!
/crime
You steal candy from some schoolgirls and earn
261
/slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
357
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
89 for your struggles.
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
55
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
76!
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
59! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/crime
While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay
290.
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
275.
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
55
/slut
You rake in
391, but your butthole will never be the same...
/crime
You threaten a police officer, wasn't a smart idea. You got arrested and was fined
406
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
62
/rob zalster
You robbed
1,112 from zalster#2844.
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
84
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 32 seconds.
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
223 in return!
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
81 as in return!
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
253
/crime
You jump the old lady walking down the street. She had
536 on her.
You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 2 seconds.
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
85.
/rob zalster
You were caught attempting to rob zalster#2844, and have been fined
423.
shit
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
78 for all your items.
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
94.
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
65
/crime
You smuggle pugs across the Mexican border for a cool
679.
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
85 as in return!
/slut
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
181.
/crime
You are paid
574 to hit yourself.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 34 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 33 seconds.
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
327 for your services.
/slut
You earned
106 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
/crime
Dude, you just duped, and got banned. Sorry you lose
451
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
68
/rob Gleesh
You robbed
161 from Gleesh#3539.
You robbed
823 from [] [] <ENIGMA> [] []#8966.
/crime
You snort $100 dollar bills using cocaine and waste
492 on getting high.
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
244
/work
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
64 on the way back home!
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
66
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
91
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
62
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
99
/slut
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a
336 fine!
You killed a man and liked it, you got
329
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
56
/crime
Don't tell anybody what you just did. Here is
400.
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
216 in donations!
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
68
/slut
You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a
157 fine!
/crime
You were caught trying to steal a cat, and have been given a
599 fine!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 5 minutes and 47 seconds.
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
67
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
/work
You got out of bed. Have
61
/slut
You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job
371
/crime
You steal a child's piggy bank for
682
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
77
/crime
The person you were robbing noticed you. You have been fined for
643.
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
156.
Well shit loo
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
370 and maybe chlamydia.
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
84
/work
A drunk man pays you
68 to walk backwards.
/crime
You got caught digging up dead memes and got a
325 fine.
/slut
You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined
109
bruh you fucking kidding
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
62
/crime
Sitting on a cop car wasn't smart. They gave you a
533 fine, because nobody likes marks being left on their windows!
/slut
You earned
258 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
70
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
187 : D
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
74
/crime
You steal the Queen's crown and sell it on the black market for
485
๐
mad luck.
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
62
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
73 from selling drinks
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
276... yikes
/crime
You were found in the Springfield Power Plant trying to make crack cocaine, you were fined
347
/rob SuperSpurgDALE#9067
You were caught attempting to rob SuperSpurgDALE#9067, and have been fined
339.
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
64 near one of the potatoes
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
100.
/rob gleesh
You attempted to rob Gleesh#3539, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob phoenixreaperr
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
/crime
You rob a bank for
563
/slut
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
310 to clean the stains.
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
61
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
75
/slut
You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay
329 to get it repaired.
/crime
You robbed the Grinch and happen to find something in his collection! You sell it for
402
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
74 was earned.
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
67.
/crime
While robbing a dirty video store, you get distracted and lose track of time. The police arrive, arrest you, and your bail cost
273.
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
150 from the men.
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
89 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
94
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
90
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
178 to your Patreon
/work
You worked overtime for
82
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
74
/crime
You were caught with your hands in the queens underwear drawer, and have been given a
319 fine!
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
344 for the good time.
/rob steaksauce
You were caught attempting to rob Steaksauce#0001, and have been fined
422.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 10 minutes and 42 seconds.
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
55.
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
268
/work
You fixed and Mi-24 Helicopter for
63
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
54!
/slut
You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs
356
/crime
You scammed some person and got
649 in cash.
finallt@lmao
/crime
You rob the bank and obtain
622! Hell yes.
/rob crisps
You attempted to rob crisps#3092, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
322
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
50 off your new game.
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
79
/crime
You steal a birds egg and sell it on the black market for
515
/slut
You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for
266
/rob [] [] <ENIGMA> [] []
You attempted to rob [] [] <ENIGMA> [] []#8966, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/dep all
/work
You become a game developer and raised
57 for charity.
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
350.
/crime
You get caught adding your milk before your cereal and receive a fine of
514

/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
87!
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
/slut
You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost?
344 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?
/crime
You find
265 laying on the street and take it
/rob kenvid
You robbed
494 from Kenvid#1436.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/crime
You were caught trying to steal a cat, and have been given a
483 fine!
/slut
You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined
384
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
64 stashed inside one of them.
/bal
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
100 after the pizzeria closes down.
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
57
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
249
You have been caught trying to steal an officer's gun. You get a fine of
294
dang
/work
You develop games and earn
73.
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
221
/crime
You're caught helping the enemy. Pay
306
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
51 ๐
/work