#back-room
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You were caught not helping to commit the crime and instead sitting on your lazy ass talking about it on Discord and were ratted out for
426
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
360... yikes
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 41 minutes and 4 seconds.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
76.
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
87 for your team winning!
/slut
That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay
380 in hospital fees.
/crime
You robbed a bank and secured
502.
/crime
You steal a police car and sell it on the black market for
314
/slut
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you
397.
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
95! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/work
You work all day at the factory
73
/slut
Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John
358
/crime
You robbed secret files from the FBI building. But your team was set up and you lost
265
/work
You gave yourself
50 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 40 seconds.
/crime
You bombed Antarctica and received
634
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
77
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
52
/crime
You attempt to rob a body builder, you get your ass kicked. Pay
550
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 18 seconds.
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You were caught attempting to rob Frankuraku#9633, and have been fined
340.
You were caught attempting to rob Frankuraku#9633, and have been fined
406.
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
399, and you go ahead with it.
/crime
You steal
674 from a loan shark, and move to the other side of the world.
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
55 though.
/work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
62!
/crime
You steal an orange and pawn it for
634.
/slut
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you
358!
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 57 minutes.
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
81
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 4 minutes and 16 seconds.
/work
A drunk man pays you
70 to walk backwards.
/crime
You stealthily pickpocket a nearby customer with
483 worth of silver coins.
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
68.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
184, and you go ahead with it.
/crime
Nuh, uh, uh, mister! You are fined
372.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 19 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 32 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 19 seconds.
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
98!
/crime
You tripped on a rock while running and got caught. Although you escaped you lost
418 when you fell over.
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
251 to your Patreon
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 5 seconds.
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
99 near one of the potatoes
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
89
/slut
Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes
155 from you as compensation.
/crime
You rob a gas station of all its fidget spinners. You sell them for
458 to some 11 year olds.
/slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
342 in order to keep quiet about it.
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
51
/crime
You tried to eat potatoes but they retaliated and stole
407 from you!
/bal
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
95
/slut
You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing
366 to resolve your burnt skin.
/crime
You attempt to rob your local McDonalds. The cashier beats you and you are fined
402
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
63!
/rob IceCiobi
You were caught attempting to rob IceCiobi#0420, and have been fined
490.
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
86.
/rob @ripe badger
You robbed
5,240 from Frankuraku#9633.
/crime
You were caught not helping to commit the crime and instead sitting on your lazy ass talking about it on Discord and were ratted out for
580
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
310!
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
55 for your struggles.
/crime
You are caught impersonating a bot and get fined
273
/slut
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you
272!
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
59
You were caught attempting to rob Desano#0949, and have been fined
287.
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
96
/work
You found
92 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
299.
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
64 off your performance.
/crime
Impersonating a banker was a bad move. You've been fined
665
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
351.
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
58.
/work
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
63 anyway.
/crime
You smuggle pugs across the Mexican border for a cool
261.
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
307!
/rob @ripe badger
You robbed
8,620 from Desano#0949.
/crime
The person you were robbing noticed you. You have been fined for
297.
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
228
/work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
59.
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
62 stashed inside one of them.
/work
You clean the chimney and find
63.
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
53.
/slut
Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him
370.
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
57
/crime
You attempt to rob the peasant's village. You don't find any valuable assets, and you get fined
311.
/rob Arthur Morgan🤠#1582
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You were caught attempting to rob dominantblaze#6752, and have been fined
451.
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
95
/slut
An adult video site pays you
378 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 35 minutes and 50 seconds.
/slut
You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost
251.
/crime
You were going to commit a crime but changed your mind and got a job instead. You made
432 before your boss realised you were a criminal and fired you.
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
93
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 25 seconds.
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
67
/crime
Unfortunately, your public indecency did not pay off and got caught. You were fined
600
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
282 for your hard work.
/rob @ripe badger
You've been fined
529 for trying to rob a poor person.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 48 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 55 seconds.
/rob @pallid estuary
You robbed
3,270 from dominantblaze#6752.
/crime
You tried to steal from a gas station, but surprise! The cashier had a shotgun! He robbed
312 from you, but at least he didn't call the cops.
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
100 at you.
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
60
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
75
/work
You got out of bed. Have
74
/slut
You fucked a traffic cone and found
334 inside it
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
95
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
120 in a baggie next to you.
/crime
You tried to put the milk before the cereal and were put in jail for your heinous acts, you have to pay
292 for bail!
/slut
You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed
344.
/crime
You were caught trying to smuggle illegal aliens across the border and have been fined
356
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
87
/slut
That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay
290 in hospital fees.
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
94
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
96
/slut
The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with
207.
/crime
A box wobbles & falls from a delivery vehicle, landing right in front of you. Inside you find high-quality cigars. These are worth
570
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
60, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 49 minutes and 37 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 49 minutes and 16 seconds.
Oh
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
373.
/crime
You see a man burying a dead body in the park. He pays you
459 to help him out.
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
64
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/rob Jaeger 🐊 #6189
You were caught attempting to rob Jaeger 🐊#6189, and have been fined
564.
/slut
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
251 to clean the stains.
/crime
A cop pulls you over in a routine traffic stop and finds out you are up to no good. Fine is
662
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
83
/rob @heady sun
You were caught attempting to rob Jaeger 🐊#6189, and have been fined
449.
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
59.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 27 minutes and 56 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 20 minutes and 27 seconds.
/crime
You work for a Mexican cartel and make
387
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 48 seconds.
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
72
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/slut
Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes
347 from you as compensation.
/work
You walk dogs for
80.
/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
324
/crime
It's your lucky day! You found an unlocked bus and took out
277 from the box of fares.
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
51
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 38 minutes.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 36 minutes and 51 seconds.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 31 minutes and 27 seconds.
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
57
/crime
You knock out a soccer mom in a fight for toilet paper. You got your toilet paper but you were fined
660 for offending the soccer mom.
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
179
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 22 minutes and 39 seconds.
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
390.
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you
273 after.
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
73 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/crime
You assassinate a high priority target. Your client pays you
328.
/crime
You stealthily pickpocket a nearby customer with
527 worth of silver coins.
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
60 worth of scrap.
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
68 for a good job.
/ROB @heady sun
You robbed
872 from Jaeger 🐊#6189.
/SLUT
You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined
217
/CRIME
The Russian government pays you
688 after you successfully blow up an arms depot.
/WORK
You make a living selling weed for
85 a day
/rob @heady sun
You robbed
2,792 from Jaeger 🐊#6189.
/crime
While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay
697.
/slut
You couldn't get it up and lost
394
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
96
What's with robbing me?
you got money in your pocket. We're going to take it
Ohno
I mean, you asked.
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
52
/WORK
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
77
/Crime
You cannot commit a crime for 40 minutes and 59 seconds.
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
83
/slut
Your condom supply runs out and you pay
388 to restock.
/crime
With a few others, you light up a Molotov and throw it at a shop. Somehow you find
542 on the way back.
/crime
You tried stealing money from a cop, you were fined
669
/crime
You robbed secret files from the FBI building. But your team was set up and you lost
369
/slut
You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined
205
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
80 from ad revenue.
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
69 in profits
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
75 was earned.
You have a good night out and earn
259.
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
88
You access the point log and clear everything, gaining
483
/slut
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
283
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/crime
You loiter and are fined
679.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 51 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 58 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 23 seconds.
/money
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
161, and you go ahead with it.
/work
You work as a plus sized model and earn
75
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
52 from selling drinks
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.
/crime
Nuh, uh, uh, mister! You are fined
443.
/work
You drive women to the store for
85
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 43 seconds.
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
91
/money
/rob Desano #0949
You robbed
479 from Desano#0949.
/crime
You were hired by a hitman to murder Flanders, you had to throw out your white shirt but you managed to rack up
346
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
163
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
97
/work
You were farming and earned
72
/crime
You sell your kidney on the black market for
442
/slut
That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay
110 in hospital fees.
/rob @ripe badger
You robbed
1,536 from Desano#0949.
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
139 and maybe chlamydia.
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
85
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
68
/crime
You were caught with your hands in the queens underwear drawer, and have been given a
597 fine!
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
95
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 43 seconds.
/slut
You fucked a trap, not realising it was a bear trap, and it gave you
288 out of pity.
/rob @spice blade
You robbed
410 from CanuckJ#0001.
/rob @waxen thorn
You robbed
92 from Akari#4050.
/crime
You rob the 24/7 and steal a few hundred bucks, then you remember, its a game and you waste
599 for more in game currency.
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
61
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
355!
/rob @Hades
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/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
85
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
119
/crime
You set fire to Starbucks and steal all the coffee worth
437
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
86
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
84 for your hard work
/rob @golden oracle
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 4 minutes.
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
50!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 6 minutes and 15 seconds.
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
99
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 13 minutes and 17 seconds.
/crime
You stole a dog and sold it to the old lady next door for
422
/rob @bazihun12
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/rob @golden oracle
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 47 minutes and 16 seconds.
/slut
You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost
193
/work
You clean the chimney and find
71.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 49 minutes and 33 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 41 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 26 minutes and 8 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 36 minutes and 2 seconds.
/rob @golden oracle
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 22 minutes and 40 seconds.
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
58.
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
74 for all your items.
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
256 on your way out of the locker room.
/crime
You successfully rob a bank but get hit by a car as soon as you get outside. The driver of the car took
681 from you and left.
/work
You drive women to the store for
75
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 11 minutes and 48 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 1 minute and 26 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 38 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 11 seconds.
/crime
You rob a drug dealer and gain
657
/crime
You robbed your sister's cookie jar and managed to sell the cookies for
306
/slut
You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a
166 fine!
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
100
/rob Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm#7233
You were caught attempting to rob Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm#7233, and have been fined
287.
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
190 for the night.
/crime
You try to mug a rich kid, but end up failing and get fined
480.
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
88
You were caught attempting to rob Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm#7233, and have been fined
464.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 14 minutes and 45 seconds.
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
299 in one night.
/crime
You work for a Mexican cartel and make
558
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
100 off of donations.
/slut
You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs
336
/work
You clean the chimney and find
93.
/rob PY
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Pyra Hydrokorra#6838
2 - PY#4886
3 - Pyg#1000
4 - PygmyHero#1522
5 - Pyixus#9501
6 - Pyjama#6012
7 - pyki#7777
8 - pylot#5923
9 - PyMathy#5140
10 - Pyramid#8675
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You were caught attempting to rob PY#4886, and have been fined
683.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 4 seconds.
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
111 to your Patreon
/crime
You need some extra cash for your drug habit. You break into the local dirty video store and rob them of
292! You also take a few "items" for yourself...
/slut
Your friend pays you
274 for you to worship her feet
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
99
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
82
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 49 minutes and 44 seconds.
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
61
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
296
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
52
/slut
Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him
197.
/crime
You've been asked to steal the last tiramisu from the kitchen, you got
517 for a job well done.
/slut
You take it up the ass for
227
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
74
/rob @coarse notch
You were caught attempting to rob Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm#7233, and have been fined
626.
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
50
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
70 for your efforts!
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 7 minutes and 8 seconds.
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
79
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
205.
/crime
The person you were robbing noticed you. You have been fined for
569.
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
93
/slut
You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay
350
/crime
You steal a customer's lucky gold coin which you sell for
323.
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
64.
/rob @neat python
You attempted to rob Rocky#1674, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
79
/money
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
94 because we pity you.
/crime
You raided the enemy tribe and got
323
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
257
/rob @coarse notch
You robbed
1,653 from Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm#7233.
/crime
You milk your videos with clickbait and giveaway-videos, earning
606
/slut
You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took
219 from you.
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
91, as it was originally their job
/bal
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
55
/crime
Your public indecency paid off and you got
491
/slut
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a
288 fine!
/bal
/rob @ripe badger
You attempted to rob Wigs#5559, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm#7233
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
80.
/crime
You are fined
584 for jaywalking
/bal
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
71.
/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
189
/crime
A wise asian girl once said, Be a better criminal. Get fined
391 kiddo
/rob @ripe badger
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 36 minutes and 39 seconds.
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
97 for your services.
/crime
You robbed
583 from a convenience store.
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you
201 after.
You were caught attempting to rob doinism#9999, and have been fined
397.
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
67. Good job.
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
72
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
341
/crime
You did not even do anything wrong, yet you lost
274
/crime
You walk down the street and find someone beating up an old man...so you decided to join in on the fun and get
391 from the man's wallet.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 48 seconds.
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
61
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
96
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
374 to your Patreon!
/crime
The person you were robbing noticed you. You have been fined for
535.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 8 minutes and 34 seconds.
/crime
Someone told the police you were doing something sketchy. You got caught and were fined
348
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
314
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
96.
/crime
The cops start chasing you, and
659 falls out of your pocket!
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
77 and given a bottle of wine.
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
259.
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
97 for it!
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
52
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
92
/slut
You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again.
175 for the paramedics to come and help you out.
/crime
During a drug deal with a notorious drug cartel, they jump the gun and take both your paid drugs and wallet. You lost
318
/Rob @autumn zealot
You've been fined
366 for trying to rob a poor person.
Damit
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
52.
/slut
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a
347 fine!
/Rob @Satan
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/Rob @stylish cat
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
80
/work
You develop games and earn
72.
/crime
You see an old woman drop
663, and take it!
/bal
/crime
A woman gave you
680, for killing her husband!
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
184.
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
73 for doing it
/rob doinism#9999
You were caught attempting to rob doinism#9999, and have been fined
259.
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
72
/crime
After a night of drinking in the tavern, you are caught peeing in the tavern's water fountain in a drunken state. You were fined
686 but you really don't remember.
/slut
You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost
294
/rob @ripe badger
You robbed
1,021 from doinism#9999.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
You stole Justin Bieber's wallet and found
546 in it.
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
87
/slut
Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes
390, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.
/crime
You got caught raiding and got fined
605
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
83
/rob Tacitus Kilgore#6107
You were caught attempting to rob Tacitus Kilgore#6107, and have been fined
308.
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
55.
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
83, as it was originally their job
/slut
You earned
104 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
/crime
You were caught trying to steal a cat, and have been given a
366 fine!
/bal
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
364
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
62!
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
100
/crime
You have been caught trying to steal an officer's gun. You get a fine of
336
/bal
/crime
You pickpocket a candy person for
499
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
You worked and gained
55
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
85.
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
394
/crime
You found
311 under your bus seat. Shhh! Don't tell anyone.
/rob I made a spiderman outfit
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob Vampire
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Vampire#6997
2 - vampireknight#2150
/rob vampire#6997
Cancelled command.
You attempted to rob Vampire#6997, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
!ban @silent gale
/crime
Nerf guns don't work idiot. Fined
295
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
381
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
57.
/rob @Tacitus Kilgore#6107
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @ripe badger
You robbed
585 from Tacticus Kilgore#4116.
/rob @ripe badger
You were caught attempting to rob Tacticus Kilgore#4116, and have been fined
387.
/slut
Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged
109 for their medical fees.
Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldn’t stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost
444.
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
59.
/work
You receive a check of
58 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
158
/crime
While robbing a dirty video store, you get distracted and lose track of time. The police arrive, arrest you, and your bail cost
479.
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
84.
/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
259
/crime
You choked on a Twinkie and had to pay a hospital fine of
416.
/rob wigs#3816
You attempted to rob Wigs#3816, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You milk a cow for
93
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
385 and a sore ass.
/crime
You were hired as an assassin and you succeeded, earning
284
/rob doc2018#7744
You were caught attempting to rob doc2018#7744, and have been fined
593.
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
79
/crime
You attempted to divide by zero, destroying the world and losing
299 to restore your save file.
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
356 and a real sore hangover.
/rob @deft shard
You robbed
815 from doc2018#7744.
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
73
/rob Hades
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Wigs#5559
2 - hAdeS#1915
3 - hades.#1727
4 - HadesDarkAngel#6977
/rob Wigs#5559
Cancelled command.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 48 minutes and 13 seconds.
/slut
You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay
212 to get it repaired.
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
82 because we pity you.
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
139 and maybe chlamydia.
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
189 to stop because that's weird.
/work
You clean the chimney and find
50.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
50
/slut
Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John
184
/crime
While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay
358.
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
52
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
76
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
61.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 30 seconds.
/crime
An informant catches you in the act and relays it to the authorities. You are caught and fined
422
/amount
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
82
/crime
You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was
396
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
357 to fuck the girls inside.
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
95
/crime
You fail to pickpocket a noble. He summons the guards and they fine you
425
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
90
/slut
Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined
109
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
/rob @kaos Darktonian#2054
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob Daan#0973
You were caught attempting to rob Daan#0973, and have been fined
449.
/crime
You manage to hack into a bank's system and steal
327!
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
100
/slut
You couldn't get it up and lost
274
/rob @untold ridge
You robbed
750 from Daan#0973.
/rob @ripe badger
You've been fined
301 for trying to rob a poor person.
fuck off
/rob @untold ridge
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 57 minutes.
Why 😦
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
93
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
83
/slut
You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes
195 from you.
/crime
You need some extra cash for your drug habit. You break into the local dirty video store and rob them of
270! You also take a few "items" for yourself...
/rob retro123gamr
You robbed
80 from retro123gamr#0570.
/bj all
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
82 for it.
/crime
You aren't very sneaky, are you? You lost
565
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
226 to fuck the girls inside.
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
74
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
95.
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
60
/crime
You rob a drug dealer and gain
471
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
238 to your Patreon!
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
214
/crime
You stole a car and sold it for
314
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
56.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 20 minutes and 25 seconds.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 17 minutes and 51 seconds.
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
233
/crime
You murdered your old CEO and found
652 in his jacket!
/work
You worked and gained
99
/rob @ripe badger
You were caught attempting to rob Frankuraku#9633, and have been fined
337.
/rob @ripe badger
You robbed
906 from Frankuraku#9633.
/bal
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 10 minutes and 36 seconds.
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
90
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
97 for doing it
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
141
/crime
You were fined
258 for slacking in school!
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.
/work
You slept in a bed and found
82 under your pillow when you woke up
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
160
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
54
/slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
357 in order to keep quiet about it.
/work
You clean the chimney and find
54.
/crime
You got caught raiding and got fined
446
Any one on?
/crime
While doing a friendly neighbourhood drug deal, the police rush in to arrest you. You were fined
498
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
161 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
89
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @restive nebula
You robbed
1,159 from kaos Darktonian#2054.
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
232.
/crime
During a drug deal with a notorious drug cartel, they jump the gun and take both your paid drugs and wallet. You lost
522
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
57 I think...
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob hamster#6041
You robbed
213 from Hamster#6041.
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
95.
You cannot be a slut for 34 minutes and 12 seconds.
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
89
/crime
You found
329 under your bus seat. Shhh! Don't tell anyone.
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
262!
/crime
Target catches you stealing their goods and charges you
623 of stolen merchandise
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
82
