You fail at work, but your boss pays you
67 out of pity.
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You fail at work, but your boss pays you
67 out of pity.
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
179 on the way back to your ship.
/work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
76.
You become a pimp and earn
165!
/crime
You rob a drug dealer and gain
400
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 23 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 48 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 28 seconds.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @air
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob stylish cat
You were caught attempting to rob stylish cat#1125, and have been fined
471.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 58 minutes.
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
72, it must be your lucky day!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 49 minutes and 36 seconds.
/dep all
/rob @ripe badger
You were caught attempting to rob hefty#5559, and have been fined
677.
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you
309.
/crime
You kidnap a bride and take her hostage for
402
/work
You sell your crab for
82, you monster
/slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
176 in order to keep quiet about it.
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
72
/crime
Unfortunately, your public indecency did not pay off and got caught. You were fined
541
/rob @gaunt shadow
You attempted to rob sฬดฬฬฤรฑ#6872, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
324
/crime
You steal money from your neighbour. While running away you lose
514 . Nobody cares about dirt though so they take their money back and leave without fining you.
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
75
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
86.
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
50
/work
You went out fishing ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
93
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
145
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
85!
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
94
/slut
An adult video site pays you
189 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
/crime
You start up a detective service for a few days, but when you finally get business you end up robbing your client for
383.
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
69
/crime
You see an old woman drop
431, and take it!
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
194!
/slut
You earned
349 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
90.
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
276.
/crime
You steal all the candy from a candy store. After fighting the urge to eat it, you sell it for
516.
/work
You serve the customers and receive
84
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
106
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
67!
/crime
You were caught shoplifting. Pay a fine of
584
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
50 off of donations.
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
287
/rob sen
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Yoda#6478
2 - Capt. Chimp#3270
3 - Sen#0703
4 - sen.#0320
5 - Senate#9927
6 - senate1610#9624
7 - SenatorRodClutcher#5311
8 - Seneca#1141
9 - SeniorBobLoblaw#0120
10 - seniorsalsa#1207
1
You robbed
42 from Yoda#6478.
2
/slut
You fucked up, and have been fined
175
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
68
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
74.
/crime
You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube that gets a lot of hits,
596 arrives in the mail the next day.
/slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
204!
/work
You went to work and gained
69
/rob @ripe badger
You attempted to rob hefty#5559, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/crime
You break into a builder's workshop and manage to steal
515
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 54 seconds.
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
65.
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
109
/rob @ripe badger
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 57 minutes.
/rob @ripe badger
You were caught attempting to rob Da Mafia (QAIS)#5715, and have been fined
469.
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
390 for your services.
/crime
You kill a guard with a sickle and steal
541 from his dead, bloated corpse.
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
63
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
73
/work
You work as an egg and earn
77
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 5 minutes and 18 seconds.
/slut
You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of
339.
/crime
Nerf guns don't work idiot. Fined
590
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
55
/work
You got featured and won
99
/crime
You aren't very sneaky, are you? You lost
463
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your
166.
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
56
/rob @plucky beacon
You attempted to rob billybob_johnson#9714, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/crime
You break a window in New York for
636.
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
243 on your way out of the locker room.
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
56.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 11 seconds.
/rob @shell radish
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 46 minutes and 27 seconds.
To make some money off your broke ass, bb
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 16 minutes and 1 second.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 16 minutes and 1 second.
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
57
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
60!
/rob hefty
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - hefty#5559
2 - Hefty Hank#4706
/rob hefty#5559
Cancelled command.
You've been fined
533 for trying to rob a poor person.
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
330.
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
92 from ad revenue.
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
188 at you.
/crime
You hit someone with a rock and they sued you for
410
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/slut
Thatโs not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay
236 in hospital fees.
/crime
You loiter and are fined
267.
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
72.
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
305
/crime
Your rent is due. You send a check for
594.
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
50 after the pizzeria closes down.
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
84
/crime
You steal a customer's lucky gold coin which you sell for
460.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 38 seconds.
/slut
You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs
271
/slut
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a
320 fine!
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
95 for your hard work
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
65
/crime
You stole a fish and sell it second hand for
335
/slut
Thatโs not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay
361 in hospital fees.
/slut
One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid
115 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.
/slut
You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a
309 fine!
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
67 for all your items.
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
184 in total.
/crime
You are caught using an in-game code multiple times and the developer fines you
627
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
83 worth of scrap.
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
84
/crime
You pickpocket a candy person for
445
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
362 in return!
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
53
/crime
You tried to put the milk before the cereal and were put in jail for your heinous acts, you have to pay
662 for bail!
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
90
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 5 minutes and 10 seconds.
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
71
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
57
/crime
You stole Justin Bieber's wallet and found
597 in it.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 27 seconds.
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
71!
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
71
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
225 at you.
/work
You walk dogs for
99.
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
347
/rob Horus the elder
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob Zay
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Zay#5885
2 - Zay#9907
3 - ZAY THTP#5039
4 - Zay Xotic#7511
5 - ZayahGotClout#0750
6 - Zayff#3244
7 - Zayn#8941
8 - Zayn#5895
9 - zaynab_kareem#2696
10 - zayneneidlinger#9202
/rob nikolai
Cancelled command.
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - nikolai#0420
2 - Nikolai#2766
3 - nikolai#1176
/rob nikolai#1176
Cancelled command.
You were caught attempting to rob nikolai#1176, and have been fined
324.
/crime
You were going to commit a crime but changed your mind and got a job instead. You made
526 before your boss realised you were a criminal and fired you.
/rob nikolai
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - nikolai#0420
2 - Nikolai#2766
3 - nikolai#1176
/rob nikolai#1176
Cancelled command.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
/CRIME
You steal a ps4 and pawn it for
663
You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay
259 for child support before disownment.
/WORK
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
59.
/rob nikolai#1176
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @frigid marten
You robbed
84 from nikolai#1176.
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
317 for your hard work.
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
51 from selling drinks
/rob nikolai#1176
You were caught attempting to rob nikolai#1176, and have been fined
580.
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
50
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
164
/crime
Impersonating a banker was a bad move. You've been fined
676
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
50
/crime
You pissed yourself while attempting to rob a bank. Pay
613 to clean it up.
/crime
You are caught jaywalking while stealing a purse and are fined
290
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
81
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
222
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob say
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - say#7565
2 - SAY10#5097
3 - saybro#1957
4 - saydoOo#0161
5 - SAYED SAYEDY#2099
6 - Sayge#3907
7 - Sayhi2God#6672
8 - Sayjinnie#3250
9 - Saylฤฑnt/Raconcu#2024
10 - SAYMON#5493
/rob zay
Cancelled command.
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Zay#5885
2 - Zay#9907
3 - ZAY THTP#5039
4 - Zay Xotic#7511
5 - ZayahGotClout#0750
6 - Zayff#3244
7 - Zayn#8941
8 - Zayn#5895
9 - zaynab_kareem#2696
10 - zayneneidlinger#9202
/rob zay#5885
/rob Bigboi37#6122
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 56 minutes.
/work
You do some work around the house for
77
/crime
Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back
439 to dodge death.
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
228 in a baggie next to you.
/rob senne#3284
You were caught attempting to rob senne#3284, and have been fined
466.
/cock-fight
/rob nikolai
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - nikolai#0420
2 - Nikolai#2766
3 - nikolai#1176
/rob nikolai#1176
Cancelled command.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 42 minutes and 47 seconds.
/crime
The Russian government pays you
669 after you successfully blow up an arms depot.
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your
282.
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
50
/rob Eggs and rashers
You were caught attempting to rob Eggs and rashers#7932, and have been fined
691.
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
97 for a good job.
/slut
/slut
You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined
342 for disturbing the public peace.
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
201.
/work
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
85 on the way back home!
/crime
You bombed Antarctica and received
479
/slut
Youโve been drugged! When you wake up youโve lost
334
/crime
You stole a Mi-24 Helicopter and sold it for
451 on the market
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
63
/slut
You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay
356 to get it repaired.
/crime
Your SoundCloud DJ roommate plays his music at 120 DB until 5 am in the morning. In a seething blind rage, you kill him and sell his equipment for
578.
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
99 off of donations.
/crime
You steal a painting of a mustached man and sell it for
621.
/slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
300
/work
You didnโt go to work, but you got your paycheque of
53 anyway.
/rob @ionic heron
You've been fined
533 for trying to rob a poor person.
/rob @frigid marten
You attempted to rob nikolai#1176, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/slut
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
354 to clean the stains.
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
52
/work
You work as an egg and earn
66
/slut
Thatโs not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay
178 in hospital fees.
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
62 in your direction.
/work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
80
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
364.
/crime
You tried to put the milk before the cereal and were put in jail for your heinous acts, you have to pay
415 for bail!
/rob Eggs and rashers
You were caught attempting to rob Eggs and rashers#7932, and have been fined
530.
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
53
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
368!
/crime
You wrecked the car you borrowed from the High Rollers in the race. You owe them
485 in damages.
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
85
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 33 minutes and 29 seconds.
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
91
/slut
You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a
190 fine!
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
95
/crime
You robbed a grocery store and got
344
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
58
/crime
The person you were robbing noticed you. You have been fined for
682.
/work
You work as the president and earn
54
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
279 from the men.
/rob UnbelievaBoat#1046
You cannot rob bots, they are too powerful for you.
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
261.
/crime
You rob a bank for
262
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
99.
/rob @ionic heron
You've been fined
412 for trying to rob a poor person.
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
280 for your solid work.
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
66
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
80
/slut
You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined
131
You attempted to rob ๐๐ข๐ฅ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ง๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ฅ ๐#3400, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/crime
You hack into the mainframe, getting
518 in the process
/slut
Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes
106 from you as compensation.
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
66
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
89
/crime
You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost
598.
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
161 on your way out of the locker room.
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
316
/rob @viral wren
You robbed
252 from Itz St!tch#3812.
/rob @ripe badger
You've been fined
549 for trying to rob a poor person.
/rob @frigid marten
You attempted to rob nikolai#1176, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
99
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
96
/slut
You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost
170
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
69 stashed inside one of them.
/work
You work as a plus sized model and earn
72
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
253 to your Patreon!
/rob Hashers and browns
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob Eggs and rashers
You were caught attempting to rob Eggs and rashers#7932, and have been fined
596.
/crime
You jump the old lady walking down the street. She had
375 on her.
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
77
/slut
Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay
258 for a new one.
/rob Eggs and rashers
You robbed
35 from Eggs and rashers#7932.
/crime
You find some farming tools and steal a few when people aren't looking and sell them to a farmer for
465
/crime
You steal candy from some schoolgirls and earn
660
/slut
Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose
214.
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
62 out of pity.
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
123
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
77!
/crime
You managed to get caught during a graffiti session. Your bail is
299.
/slut
You fucked a trap, not realising it was a bear trap, and it gave you
176 out of pity.
/work
You walk dogs for
50.
/slut
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you
193!
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
93 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/crime
You attempt to rob your local McDonalds. The cashier beats you and you are fined
478
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
157... yikes
/work
You slept in a bed and found
73 under your pillow when you woke up
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
82 from selling drinks
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
146
/crime
Trying to rob someone isn't that easy. They attack you and steal
683, luckily you aren't reported.
/slut
An adult video site pays you
162 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
58 strewn about between the seats!
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
355 in donations!
/crime
You held the planet ransom with nukes for
534
/rob @ripe badger
You were caught attempting to rob xKPhoenix#0600, and have been fined
555.
/crime
You have been caught stealing a box full of bunnies. You have been fined
329
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
63
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
90
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
87 off of donations.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 23 minutes and 3 seconds.
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
289 for your hard work.
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
87 off of donations.
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
129 to fuck the girls inside.
/crime
You steal
352 from your boss and didn't get caught.
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
96!
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
158!
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
54
/crime
You thought it was a good idea to rob a bank with a banana. They fined you
388.
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
64
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
68 from selling drinks
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
52 to help fund the project!
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
99 in profits
/crime
You stole the fancy umbrella toothpick from the bar. You were fined
682
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
397 for your services.
/crime
Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined
647.
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
283 : D
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
77 off your performance.
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
207.
/work
While you were searching for Pokรฉmon in the tall grass, you found
82!
/crime
While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay
614.
/slut
You fucked a traffic cone and found
189 inside it
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
84!
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
68
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
88 from selling drinks
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
110
/crime
You find
619 laying on the street and take it
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
54
/rob @ripe badger
You attempted to rob ๐๐ข๐ฅ๐ข โโถ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐#3400, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
176
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
87
/crime
You successfully complete a heist and earn
284!
/rob @subtle helm
You attempted to rob CMI_#7689, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
90.
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
69
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
66
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
284.
/crime
You got caught hacking into the CIA, and lost
354
/work
You dig around in your yard and gain
54
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
89
Stop robbing me im innocent
/crime
You steal a painting of a mustached man and sell it for
520.
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
150 and a real sore hangover.
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
57
/rob @ripe badger
You were caught attempting to rob ๐๐ข๐ฅ๐ข โโถ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐#3400, and have been fined
632.
@ripe badger I know but its fun โค๏ธ
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 22 minutes and 1 second.
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
56
/slut
Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra
332.
/crime
Walking along the street, you notice an envelope falling out of the person's bag in front of you. You reach down to get it. After examining the unmarked envelope in your hand, you turn to the person who dropped it, they see you with it and run away at full-speed shoving everyone out of the way. Inside you find a small bag of cocaine. You turn to the nearest junkie & show them the contents, the junkie puts
353 in your hand silently in exchange for it and walks away.
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
50
/rob @wheat talon
You attempted to rob ะกะะะ ะขะ#1657, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
I only have $1 then you got fine $632 for robbing me lol
im rich
You got out of bed. Have
71
/work
You are paid
72 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/crime
You start selling steroids to the players on your team. You manage to make
286!
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 55 minutes and 4 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 53 seconds.
/rob @ripe badger
You attempted to rob hefty#5559, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob @inner stratus
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 8 seconds.
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
74 for your services.
/work
You walk dogs for
63.
/slut
You found an extra
381 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
90
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
76 off your new game.
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
398 for your services.
/crime
You tried to steal from a gas station, but surprise! The cashier had a shotgun! He robbed
505 from you, but at least he didn't call the cops.
/rob Skyze iz malfunctioning
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob crusty sock
You attempted to rob crusty sock#7180, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
68
/slut
You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you
114.
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
83
/crime
You hack into the government's economic system and manage to steal
363.
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
76
/rob Deathony
You attempted to rob Deathony#3168, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/slut
Your condom supply runs out and you pay
254 to restock.
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
80 for it.
/crime
You did a crime and got
578 from it :/
/slut
You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for
177
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
278 for your services.
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
83
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
91
/slut
You rake in
323, but your butthole will never be the same...
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
73
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
58.
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
230 in a baggie next to you.
/crime
While robbing a dirty video store, you get distracted and lose track of time. The police arrive, arrest you, and your bail cost
689.
/rob layaan
You attempted to rob layaan#3092, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
58
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
61
/slut
You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again.
348 for the paramedics to come and help you out.
/crime
You were caught with your pants down outside the cemetery, and have been given a
478 fine!
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
84 and given a bottle of wine.
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
61
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 15 minutes and 7 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 15 minutes and 1 second.
/crime
A stranger walks up to you and you decide to steal their clothes, you some how did it and got away with an outfit valued at
395.
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
110
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
81!
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
98
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
86
/slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
112!
/crime
You hacked into a terrorist's computer, and managed to earn
561
/rob @late mica
You were caught attempting to rob spidey#3000, and have been fined
477.
You cannot rob bots, they are too powerful for you.
/rob @late mica
You were caught attempting to rob spidey#3000, and have been fined
559.
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
58.
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
95 though.
/slut
You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay
132 for surgery.
/crime
You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined
599
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 41 seconds.
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
75
/work
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 55 seconds.
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
91
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 50 minutes and 12 seconds.
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
90!
/work
Just take the
53 and go...
/work
You sell bananas for
60
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 32 minutes and 26 seconds.
/rob Bigboi37
You attempted to rob Bigboi37#6122, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob hefty
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - hefty#5559
2 - Hefty Hank#4706
1
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
/work
You were farming and earned
55
/crime
After stealing memes you get tracked down by the meme god and mugged for
344.
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
240
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
75 .
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
56 on the ground.
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
208!
/crime
You got caught raiding and got fined
462
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 5 seconds.
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
368!
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
62.
/work
You clean the chimney and find
73.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 23 seconds.
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
91
/work
You fixed and Mi-24 Helicopter for
89
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
247
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
74! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! Youโve earned
78!
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
115
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
83!
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
99
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
78
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
80!
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
67 to help fund the project!
/slut
Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost
122, have fun
/crime
You steal a hobo's money jar for
621
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
100
/crime
You're hired as a hitman for
527
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
129
/work
You help clean a horses stable for
51
You were caught attempting to rob Revolver Vsauce#6363, and have been fined
265.
/rob @raw elk
You robbed
469 from Revolver Vsauce#6363.
/crime
You assassinate a high priority target. Your client pays you
395.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
94!
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 29 seconds.
/crime
Police did a strip search and found stolen toys, they fined you
519
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
68.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 22 seconds.
/rob @ripe badger
You attempted to rob hefty#5559, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob @raw elk
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/crime
You try to mug a rich kid, but end up failing and get fined
361.
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your
242.
/work
You walk dogs for
66.
/crime
You walk your crew right into a police sting. It's all over. Fined
563
/slut
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you
172!
/work
You work all day at the factory
93
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
349
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
80
/crime
You tried to eat potatoes but they retaliated and stole
613 from you!
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 40 minutes and 18 seconds.
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
74.
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
99.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 48 minutes and 55 seconds.
/slut
You fucked a trap, not realising it was a bear trap, and it gave you
386 out of pity.
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
69
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 23 minutes and 26 seconds.
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
50 off your performance.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 30 minutes and 6 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 38 seconds.
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
67 because we pity you.
/slut
You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and
115.
/crime
You successfully take furniture from the furniture store and sell it online for
449!
/crime
You unsuccessfully bribed a cop. See ya in prison, buddy. You lost
666
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
295.
/work
You got featured and won
86
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
96
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
192
/crime
You break into Discord Headquarters, you steal
415 and escape unnoticed!
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
65
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
62
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
95
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
399!
/slut
Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes
231.
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
69.
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
134.
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
81
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
You sell your first mixtape and earn
507
/rob bazsihun12
You were caught attempting to rob bazsihun12#9319, and have been fined
476.
/crime
Police did a strip search and found stolen toys, they fined you
475
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
129.
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
87
/rob bazsihun12
You robbed
56 from bazsihun12#9319.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 53 seconds.
/slut
Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of
179!
/crime
You tried to jump the old lady walking down the street. Turns out she had a gun, and robbed you blind of
273
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
89
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 36 minutes and 30 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 36 minutes and 17 seconds.
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
69.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 36 minutes.
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
55
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 4 minutes and 9 seconds.
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
81!
/crime
You are caught using an in-game code multiple times and the developer fines you
527
/slut