#back-room
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You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
78
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
146.
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
61
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local cafΓ©. She gives you
185 after.
/crime
You try taking candy from a baby and get caught. You have been fined
359.
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 45 seconds.
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
95
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
73
/crime
You were caught dipping Oreos in milk! You were beaten up and had
479 stolen from you!
/work
While you were searching for PokΓ©mon in the tall grass, you found
50!
/work
You work as an egg and earn
72
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
92
/crime
While doing a friendly neighbourhood drug deal, the police rush in to arrest you. You were fined
337
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
157.
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
51
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
81.
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
50
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 46 seconds.
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
71.
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
92
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
82
NOOO
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
64.
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
88 stashed inside one of them.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 7 seconds.
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
100 for all your items.
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really donβt lie. You earn
92.
/crime
You need some extra cash for your drug habit. You break into the local dirty video store and rob them of
317! You also take a few "items" for yourself...
/slut
You take it up the ass for
320
/slut
You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined
125
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
52!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 4 minutes and 7 seconds.
/work
You battled and gained
99.
/slut
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
146
/crime
You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost
483.
..
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
387.
/crime
You break into Discord Headquarters, you steal
482 and escape unnoticed!
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really donβt lie. You earn
83.
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
73
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
392.
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
90 strewn about between the seats!
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
62 on the floor.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 11 minutes and 3 seconds.
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
76 for it!
/slut
Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose
299.
/crime
You manage to hack into a bank's system and steal
268!
/work
76 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/crime
You storm the local police station and steal all their bribery money worth
538
/slut
You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes
333 from you.
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
98
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
78
/slut
You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took
369 from you.
/work
You repair the lights and receive
65
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
82 as in return!
/crime
After many failed attempts, you decide to rob the orphanage, knowing that no one will help them. Upon arriving they are so excited to see a visitor your heart melts and you donate
281 to the orphanage.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 32 minutes.
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
79
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
239
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
261 for your services.
/work
You went to work and gained
59
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
61
/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
370
/crime
You steal a pink McLaren and sell it to Kim Kardashian for
257
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
50, it must be your lucky day!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 7 seconds.
/crime
The old lady you tried to rob turned out to be a 6'4'' police officer in prime condition. You got the shit beaten out of you and were fined
420
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
339
/slut
You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost
209
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
78
/crime
You work for the Juarez cartel as a brick-presser and earn
483! They'll probably kill you and your family tomorrow. Just saying.
/rob 524767714410102791
You were caught attempting to rob anger#6618, and have been fined
315.
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
68.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 22 minutes and 8 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 22 minutes and 2 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 12 minutes and 29 seconds.
/work
You work as a plus sized model and earn
59
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
75
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
107.
/crime
You hacked a bank and stole
426
/work
You make a living selling weed for
53 a day
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/crime
You get caught breaking the parking meter machines and are fined
500
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
58
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 49 minutes and 30 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
92
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
70.
/slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
326!
/crime
Nerf guns don't work idiot. Fined
259
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
50
/work
You didnβt go to work, but you got your paycheque of
77 anyway.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 32 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 23 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 10 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
94
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
93
/crime
You have been caught trying to steal an officer's gun. You get a fine of
605
shite
/crime
After mugging a drunk policeman, the cops chase you, ram your car, and leave you for dead - when paramedics arrive, they charge you a whopping
642 because they don't get paid enough
/slut
You fucked a trap, not realising it was a bear trap, and it gave you
349 out of pity.
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
97.
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
81
/work
You work all day at the factory
60
/work
You went to work and gained
76
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
69.
Nice
/work
You find
60 randomly lying in the gutter
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
71
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
83.
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
133 : D
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
87 as in return!
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
50 I think...
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
78.
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
101 for your solid work.
/work
You hastily wipe down the cafΓ© counters. Your boss pays you
58.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 2 minutes and 40 seconds.
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
72
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
83!
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
61 from selling drinks
/slut
You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs
251
/crime
You rob the bank of Eternity for
378
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 25 seconds.
/crime
While doing a friendly neighbourhood drug deal, the police rush in to arrest you. You were fined
665
/work
Just take the
87 and go...
Oh ok
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
51
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 31 minutes and 9 seconds.
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
269
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
67
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
71.
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
95 for your work.
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
90
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
68 stashed inside one of them.
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
58.
/slut
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
137 to clean the stains.
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
82
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
70
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
84
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
273.
/crime
You lock pick a random house and steal some jewelry and sell it for
555
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
69
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
64
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
84 for your work.
/work
You cannot work for 28 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 12 seconds.
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
55
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
70 I think...
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
72
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
95.
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
88
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
65.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
62!
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 22 seconds.
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
66
/work
You drive women to the store for
89
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
75.
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
177.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 11 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 17 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 second.
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
63
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
83
/crime
You call a few friends and raid a newspaper shop with machetes. The operation is successful, and from the loot you earn
251.
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
348 from the men.
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
59
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
64. Good job!
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
88
/work
You cannot work for 9 seconds.
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
60 when you got back home
ayo
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
51 from selling drinks
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
60. Good job!
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
94
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
50
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
75.
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
332.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 8 minutes and 38 seconds.
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
94
/work
You went out fishing ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
55
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
90!
/crime
You attempt to rob your local McDonalds. The cashier beats you and you are fined
263
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
253 for the good time.
/work
You work as an egg and earn
99
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
73 I think...
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
75
/slut
Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra
299.
/crime
You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost
502.
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
79
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 14 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 19 seconds.
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
58
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
100
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
50
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
86 though.
/work
Just take the
90 and go...
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 18 minutes and 56 seconds.
/slut
You shouldnβt put that inside you... pay
126 to get it out
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
92.
/crime
You were caught vandalising and were fined
332
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
52
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
306 and maybe chlamydia.
/crime
You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of
319
You robbed
108 from xKPhoenix#0600.
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
67
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
59.
/crime
You are hired by one of the admins to take out a server member. You were caught by the police and are fined
407
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
326 from the client
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
293 for your solid work.
/work
You make a living selling weed for
93 a day
/work
You hastily wipe down the cafΓ© counters. Your boss pays you
81.
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
75.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 33 minutes and 31 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 7 minutes and 45 seconds.
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
92
/slut
You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent
288 on medical bills.
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
95
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
82
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
377
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
66
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/crime
You were caught not helping to commit the crime and instead sitting on your lazy ass talking about it on Discord and were ratted out for
347
/crime
You tried to steal from this server's bank. Obviously, that didn't end well. You were given a fine of
373
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
398.
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
90 and given a bottle of wine.
/rob billybob_johnson
You attempted to rob billybob_johnson#9714, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
72
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
229 for your solid work.
/crime
You walk down the street and find someone beating up an old man...so you decided to join in on the fun and get
360 from the man's wallet.
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
79.
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
53.
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
75 because we pity you.
/work
You fixed and Mi-24 Helicopter for
75
/slut
One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid
395 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.
/crime
You sell your kidney on the black market for
611
/work
You find
51 randomly lying in the gutter
/work
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob) whilst betting.
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
91
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
387.
/crime
You set fire to Starbucks and steal all the coffee worth
674
/rob βΊβΌβ
You attempted to rob βΊβΌβ#4785, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
60
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
76 out of pity.
/slut
She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her
210.
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
72
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
95
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
53
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
242 on the way back to your ship.
/crime
You steal a customer's lucky gold coin which you sell for
561.
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
95
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
79 for doing his job.
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
68
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
60.
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
193
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
190.
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
57 because we pity you.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 11 minutes and 22 seconds.
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
59 for your work.
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
66 strewn about between the seats!
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
98 for your contributions !
/slut
You take it up the ass for
209
/slut
You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a
196 fine!
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
89
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
58
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
73
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
95! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 27 minutes and 11 seconds.
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
72!
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
97
/work
You went out fishing ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
53
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
262!
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
56
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You make a living selling weed for
96 a day
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
e
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
97
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
59 strewn about between the seats!
/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
183
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
85
An adult video site pays you
279 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
You dig around in your yard and gain
95
You steal
298 from your boss and didn't get caught.
/work
You are paid
56 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
94.
You cannot be a slut for 18 minutes and 50 seconds.
You help clean up the local theater. You find
60 strewn about between the seats!
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
50
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
312.
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
85
/slut
You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole
203.
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
50 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
94
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
/slut
The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with
197.
You attempted to rob βΊβΌβ#4785, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/crime
You receive an unmarked letter in the post. Inside is a cheque of
432, which probably means that the "business" went well.
/slut
You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined
346
/crime
After stealing memes you get tracked down by the meme god and mugged for
382.
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
51
/rob 524767714410102971
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob 524767714410102791
You were caught attempting to rob anger#6618, and have been fined
483.
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
96
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
67
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 48 seconds.
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
89
/crime
Nerf guns don't work idiot. Fined
324
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 5 minutes and 41 seconds.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
67
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
90
/slut
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
101 to clean the stains.
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
58
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/crime
You got caught hacking into the CIA, and lost
466
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
242.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 36 seconds.
/help
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
355, and you go ahead with it.
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
59
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 38 seconds.
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
81.
/slut
You get
271 through donations on your cam stream.
/bal
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
90
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
121 and maybe chlamydia.
/bal
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
52
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
385 on the way back to your ship.
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
56 because we pity you.
/crime
You mug a hobo on the street and manage to get
633
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
83 for it!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 45 minutes and 22 seconds.
/slut
Youβve been drugged! When you wake up youβve lost
266
/work
You clean the chimney and find
54.
/work
You worked overtime for
81
/slut
You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing
141 to resolve your burnt skin.
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
77
/crime
You were caught trying to steal a cat, and have been given a
641 fine!
/work
You gave yourself
63 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/slut
You fucked a trap, not realising it was a bear trap, and it gave you
248 out of pity.
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
86
/work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
79
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 23 minutes and 8 seconds.
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
60
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
238... yikes
The Russian government pays you
550 after you successfully blow up an arms depot.
You eat bananas for a living and get
83
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
74! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
67!
/crime
The police randomly stop you and fine you
447
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
101 from the men.
/rob 524767714410102791
You were caught attempting to rob anger#6618, and have been fined
507.
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
83
/crime
You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of
645
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
280 for your solid work.
/work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
98.
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
82
/work
You cannot work for 42 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 3 seconds.
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
76 from your peers.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 32 seconds.
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
100 I think...
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
59 after the pizzeria closes down.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 5 minutes and 47 seconds.
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
100
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
158 : D
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
96 strewn about between the seats!
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.
/crime
Impersonating a banker was a bad move. You've been fined
684
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
73.
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
71
/slut
Your condom supply runs out and you pay
336 to restock.
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
60 π
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
99
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
61
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 1 minute and 32 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
90
/crime
You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube that gets a lot of hits,
482 arrives in the mail the next day.
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
331.
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
53.
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
73.
/slut
A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you
186 for having your junk out.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob stylish cat
You were caught attempting to rob stylish cat#1125, and have been fined
284.
/crime
You were caught lying at a truth or dare question! The fine is
390.
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
98.
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
52
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
99
/work
While you were searching for PokΓ©mon in the tall grass, you found
51!
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 48 seconds.
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Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
390 at you.
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
97
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
105
/crime
You pickpocket a passing noble, guess crime does pay after all. You manage to steal
589
/rob rebel
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Mira The Fox#0223
2 - MR Beast#1027
3 - Rebel#0106
4 - Rebel_HerWorship#1852
5 - Rebel_XX_Heart#4478
6 - RebelEgy#6784
7 - Rebellious_rebel_77#6101
8 - Rebelliousnerd#4811
3
You robbed
31 from Rebel#0106.
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
100!
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
299 for your hard work.
/crime
You're short when trying to pay for your food at Wawa, and take one too many pennies from their tips jar. Hang your head in shame and give
686 to make up for it
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
376.
/crime
You failed to steal and the cops found you, you were fined
444
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
149
/work
You milk a cow for
74
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
66
/slut
You get paid
123 for crossdressing
/crime
The person you were robbing noticed you. You have been fined for
493.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 9 minutes and 20 seconds.
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
75
/slut
You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay
172
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
55 worth of scrap.
/crime
You stole a package from your neighbour and sold it on the deep web for
484
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
248
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
88
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
50.
/slut
Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John
275
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
54.
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
83
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
141.
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really donβt lie. You earn
68.
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
241.
/work
You do some work around the house for
80
/work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
81.
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
76
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 8 minutes and 2 seconds.
You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse,
365 went down your toilet
You work as a space lawyer and earn
91
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
290 in total.
/work
A drunk man pays you
78 to walk backwards.
/crime
You spend all week trying to hack into a bank's system, and fail miserably. Because of bills and having to pay for food, you have lost
282.
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
63.
/slut
You fucked a trap, not realising it was a bear trap, and it gave you
239 out of pity.
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
55
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
54 near one of the potatoes
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
288
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
99
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
50.
/crime
Your SoundCloud DJ roommate plays his music at 120 DB until 5 am in the morning. In a seething blind rage, you kill him and sell his equipment for
374.
/slut
Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you
320
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
95.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
90
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
229 on your way out of the locker room.
/crime
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob) whilst betting.
/crime
The old lady you tried to rob turned out to be a 6'4'' police officer in prime condition. You got the shit beaten out of you and were fined
544
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
50 for it!
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
124.
/crime
You attempt to steal, but the person stabs you. You pay
630 in hospital expenses...
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 29 seconds.
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 15 seconds.
/work
You develop games and earn
60.
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
313 at you.
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
60
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
70
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
155
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
72 near one of the potatoes
You robbed a Kwik-E Mart and cashed out with
299
Just take the
98 and go...
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
76.
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
90
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
76. Good job.
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
57
You posted something to the subreddit! Youβve earned
89!
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
72
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
55.
/crime
You break into a hospital and steal all their morphine. You manage to sell all of it on the black market for
499
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
331 in total.
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
94
/slut
Your condom supply runs out and you pay
182 to restock.
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
283
You dig around in your yard and gain
86
You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and
107.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 24 minutes and 40 seconds.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
86.
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
53.
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
313.
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
93
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
53
/slut
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you
111!
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
195.
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
68 for it.
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
55!
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
66
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
98.
/slut
You fucked a trap, not realising it was a bear trap, and it gave you
263 out of pity.
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
95 from a thrown out wallet.
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
59.
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
66.
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
71
/slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
246
/work
You cannot work for 13 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 2 seconds.
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
70. The students loved you!
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 32 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 1 minute and 42 seconds.
/slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
168
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
87
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
76.
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
60
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
92 for all your items.
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
58
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
93
/work
You drive women to the store for
60
/slut
You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole
360.
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
76
/slut
