You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
63 for the hard work
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You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
63 for the hard work
/work
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
61 on the way back home!
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
74 for your services.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 30 minutes and 45 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 30 minutes and 46 seconds.
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
69!
Nice
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
99
/work
You develop games and earn
99.
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
78
/work
You got featured and won
61
/work
You cannot work for 38 seconds.
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
60
/slut
You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay
149 for surgery.
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
83 on the ground.
/work
You dig around in your yard and gain
59
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
140 at you.
/crime
You wouldn't get out of bed to do the crime. We are fining you
598 for being a lazy ass person.
You robbed
1,264 from xKPhoenix#0600.
POG
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
74
@ripe badger phoenix got all the money
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
84
Ouchies
/rob xKPhoenix#0600
You were caught attempting to rob xKPhoenix#0600, and have been fined
682.
You cannot work for 46 seconds.
Oopsy lol
/work
You cannot work for 15 seconds.
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
91
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
81
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
98
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
72
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
84
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @thick topaz
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 19 minutes.
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
87.
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
91.
Pog free xbox
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
67
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
90
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
88.
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you
105 after.
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 11 seconds.
/rob @dutch
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @narrow lagoon
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 46 minutes and 33 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 33 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 37 seconds.
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
51.
/work
You sell bananas for
95
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
315 at you.
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
83
/bal
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
70 when you got back home
Oof ^^
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
69
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
71
/work
You develop games and earn
88.
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
169 to stop because that's weird.
169 funny number
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
57
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 40 seconds.
/bet 50
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 20 seconds.
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
65.
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
54
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
96
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
55
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 23 minutes and 29 seconds.
/work
You work as an egg and earn
64
You were caught attempting to rob Dutch Van Der Linde#7844, and have been fined
384.

Lol
Do /crime
No I don’t want to get finned
/crime
You drop all the money from the heist, good going. You also get arrested and fined
624.

Haha
/work
You walk dogs for
73.
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
64
You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost
235
Rob me i dare you
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 37 minutes.
Shame
Rob me
/slut
Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined
329.
I’m not getting finned
Rob me i dare you
I’m not getting finned
Rob me i dare you
I’m at like 61 in the leaderboard
Rob me i dare you or your in the mega not straight zone
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
63.
/rob mason ghost #0943
You attempted to rob Mason Ghost#0943, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
68 I think...
MWHAHAH
/crime
As you exit your backyard, a dog from down the street bites your leg leaving you with deep cuts on your calf. You stumble with pain and kick the dog into your backyard before closing the gate. Later that day a Lost Dog poster is seen on the street offering a reward. You return the dog, only after receiving your
373 reward. He shouldn't have bit you on your own property.
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
185.
That’s long
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 59 seconds.
You cannot commit a crime for 32 minutes and 1 second.
/crime
The elderly home seems like a prime target, however their lack of medical coverage appals you, and out of the generosity of your heart you donate
301
Tf
You lose 301
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
88
/slut
You have a good night out and earn
215.
Damn i did something haram
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
88!
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
66
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you
104 as a punishment because there's kids watching.
/bal
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 16 minutes and 36 seconds.
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
61
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 14 minutes and 29 seconds.
/rob @prisma plover
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 51 minutes and 55 seconds.
/crime
You wrecked the car you borrowed from the High Rollers in the race. You owe them
628 in damages.
/work
You find
84 randomly lying in the gutter
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 32 seconds.
/work
You are paid
99 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/work
You went out fishing ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
86
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
171
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
95, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/crime
Your friend bet you that you couldn't beat him in Madden. He won
515.
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
126
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
74
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
73!
💪
/slut
You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent
188 on medical bills.
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
89.
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
86.
You cannot be a slut for 2 minutes and 15 seconds.
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
94
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
81.
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
97 from a thrown out wallet.
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
68, it must be your lucky day!
You slept in a bed and found
64 under your pillow when you woke up
You found an extra
315 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
50
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
57
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 7 seconds.
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
154 to fuck the girls inside.
/work
Just take the
57 and go...
/work
You worked and gained
53
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
83
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
88.
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
308 from the men.
/crime
You get caught adding your milk before your cereal and receive a fine of
561
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
92
/work
You got out of bed. Have
70
LETS GOO
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
60.
/work
You cannot work for 7 seconds.
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
67
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
60!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 28 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 10 seconds.
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
85
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
75 as in return!
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
68.
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
65
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 43 seconds.
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
159
You repair the lights and receive
97
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 36 seconds.
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
60!
You slept in a bed and found
94 under your pillow when you woke up
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
65
You work as a professional snail racer and win
98
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 1 second.
/work
You cannot work for 17 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
80
You make a living selling weed for
60 a day
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
71
You worked as a businessman and earned
96
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
68.
/crime
You invaded a hangout party and stole
644
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
255.
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
79
/slut
Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes
256 from you as compensation.
/crime
In the guise of darkness you break into a home to steal jewelry worth
494
You worked for the Police and earned
76
You work as the head of elephants and earn
58
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
72 to help fund the project!
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
77
You cannot work for 1 minute and 23 seconds.
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
67. Good job.
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
89
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
70
You worked for the Police and earned
51
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
67 for your work.
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
53!
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
294.
/crime
You tried stealing money from a cop, you were fined
568
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
300
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
66 .
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
76.
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
102
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
74
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
60
/work
You work as the president and earn
78
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
215
/crime
You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. They drop
277 as a result. Thankfully, nothing went wrong, but now they're pissed at you.
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
340 to fuck the girls inside.
/WORK
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
72.
/crime
A sudden gust of wind blows away
411
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
345 and a sore ass.
/work
You worked overtime for
100
/work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
98
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
188
/crime
You sell a truckload of stolen goods and the former president's suit for
295
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
89
/work
You work as an egg and earn
97
/slut
You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a
364 fine!
/crime
You set up a fake kickstarter for a game and end up stealing
253 from unsuspecting investors.
/slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
254
/crime
You get caught kicking puppies and get fined
432
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
87.
/slut
You fucked a traffic cone and found
278 inside it
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
97.
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
67
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
78.
/slut
You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost
310
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
50.
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
91.
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
262!
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
86
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 34 seconds.
You cannot be a slut for 44 minutes and 47 seconds.
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
82
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
75
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
188.
/crime
You have been caught helping your neighbour steal from the local bank, and got fined
364
/work
You got featured and won
54
/crime
You are hired by one of the admins to take out a server member. You were caught by the police and are fined
341
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 55 seconds.
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
71
/slut
You found an extra
243 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
99
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
189 and a sore ass.
/work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
66.
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
53
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 27 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 30 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 second.
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
61.
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
52 for all your items.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 26 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 26 seconds.
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
312.
You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 30 seconds.
/crime
You aren't very sneaky, are you? You lost
289
yay debt
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
60.
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
95.
Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost
334, have fun
You try to snipe someone, but get your calculations off, hitting a random guy next to your target, losing you
449 in payment for a cleaner.
/rob @wheat talon
You attempted to rob СПАРТА#1657, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You become a game developer and raised
86 for charity.
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
80 was earned.
/work
You cannot work for 27 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 19 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 4 seconds.
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
53
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 49 minutes and 59 seconds.
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
80 off of donations.
/slut
You fuck this really hot girl, and you find out she has herpes. You are fined
344 to get it cured.
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
80 for your services.
You choked on a Twinkie and had to pay a hospital fine of
666.
Your friend pays you
325 for you to worship her feet
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
77
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
93
/crime
You get caught kicking puppies and get fined
272
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
234
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 34 seconds.
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
99 for your services.
👀
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
72.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 38 minutes and 29 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 38 minutes and 29 seconds.
/work
You make a living selling weed for
86 a day
You work as a wine taster and earn
71
/work
You slept in a bed and found
67 under your pillow when you woke up
You cannot commit a crime for 5 minutes and 58 seconds.
You cannot be a slut for 6 minutes and 23 seconds.
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
95.
/work
You work as a plus sized model and earn
61
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
51
/slut
Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of
163!
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
98
Ha lol
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
67
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
69
/crime
You stole a couple rifles and sold it for
278
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 55 minutes and 34 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes.
/money
/work
You sell your crab for
92, you monster
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
91.
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
281
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
85
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
53
/work
A drunk man pays you
71 to walk backwards.
/crime
You pour rain water into bottles, claiming that it's Holy water, and sell them for
651
/slut
You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took
217 from you.
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
57
/slut
You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost
293
/crime
You did a crime and refuse to do the time. You lose
392.
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
81.
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
95!
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
182.
/rob @thick topaz
You were caught attempting to rob stylish cat#1125, and have been fined
698.
698
Hahahahaha
Nice
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
66
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 35 seconds.
/work
You went out fishing ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
96
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 48 seconds.
/slut
Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John
211
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
323!
/crime
You've been asked to steal the last tiramisu from the kitchen, you got
517 for a job well done.
/crime
You trip on a banana on your getaway, and get busted for
410!
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
57
/slut
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as
174!
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
129.
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
167
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
97
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
142.
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
51.
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
65
/work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
81.
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
72
You cannot work for 53 seconds.
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
62
/work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
73.
/work
You cannot work for 3 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
97
Aww
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
64
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
168
/crime
You stole a package from your neighbour and sold it on the deep web for
658
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
71
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
98
/work
You cannot work for 21 seconds.
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
76 though.
/work
You cannot work for 39 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 second.
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
81 after the pizzeria closes down.
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
68 for your hard work
/slut
You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay
204
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
89
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
78
You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost
290.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 8 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
88
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
100
You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and
366.
You rob a gas station of all its fidget spinners. You sell them for
329 to some 11 year olds.
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
53
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
66
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
90.
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
54
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
137
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
93
/work
You got featured and won
59
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
82
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
96 for your services.
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
371!
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
80.
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
80
You earn
176 for giving some succ (the good kind)
You rob the bank and obtain
393! Hell yes.
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
60
/slut
Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay
286 for surgery.
/crime
You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of
502
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
88
You work as a pumpkin picker
77
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
64!
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
320
/crime
You have been fined
448 because you ate during work hours.
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
86
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
71.
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
329
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
77
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
75
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
87
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
69
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 9 minutes and 1 second.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
76 worth of scrap.
/crime
You chopped down a government-protected tree and found
691 in it!
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
62
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
95
/work
You found
61 lying on the floor in General Chat!
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
81
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
82 after the pizzeria closes down.
/crime
You stole a couple rifles and sold it for
677
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
293
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
83
/slut
You fucked up, and have been fined
120
/crime
You've been asked to steal the last tiramisu from the kitchen, you got
569 for a job well done.
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
63!
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
76
/work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
74.
/crime
You rummage through a dumpster illegally and find
419!
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
98!
Yay
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
59.
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 58 seconds.
/slut
Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay
247 for a new one.
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
91.
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
75 strewn about between the seats!
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
57
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 18 seconds.
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
76
/slut
You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a
289 fine!
/crime
You do a heist on the EU bank for
441
nice
/work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
64!
/crime
You trip on a banana on your getaway, and get busted for
693!
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
137!
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
79!
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
94!
1
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
88 for doing it
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
71 from ad revenue.
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
80 for it!
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 34 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 35 seconds.
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
89 for your services.
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
64
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
333 for your hard work.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 33 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 43 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 15 seconds.
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
86
/slut
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you
118.
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
55
/crime
You sell body parts on the black market
413 in profit.
!
Christ
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
89
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
98 for all your items.
/crime
You rob a loyal nobleman's house while he was out for brunch with another nobleman. You find
455 worth of assets.
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
222
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
86.
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
73.
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
339
/crime
You unsuccessfully bribed a cop. See ya in prison, buddy. You lost
463
/rob 524767714410102791
You were caught attempting to rob anger#6618, and have been fined
586.
/bj all
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
382 to your Patreon
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 45 minutes and 33 seconds.
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
68
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
74 strewn about between the seats!
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
83.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 31 minutes and 37 seconds.
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
77!
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
303 to fuck the girls inside.
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
86 for your struggles.
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
95
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 7 minutes and 7 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 6 minutes and 54 seconds.
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
100.
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
106.
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
69 to help fund the project!
/crime
You successfully rob a bank but get hit by a car as soon as you get outside. The driver of the car took
570 from you and left.
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
62, it must be your lucky day!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 42 minutes and 22 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
You work all day at the factory
80
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
73
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 45 seconds.
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
94 out of pity.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
53
/slut
You found an extra
335 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/crime
After a night of drinking in the tavern, you are caught peeing in the tavern's water fountain in a drunken state. You were fined
370 but you really don't remember.
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
60
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
301 at you.
/work
You cannot work for 2 seconds.
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
98.
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
52
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
54
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
69, albeit reluctantly.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 11 minutes and 39 seconds.
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
67
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
191.
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
58
/crime
You steal a guard's radio and sell it for parts, and receive
540.
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
246 : D
/crime
You tried to steal some toilet paper, but got caught by the mob, you got fined
372 and lost all your toilet paper.
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
58
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
72
/slut
Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost
327, have fun
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
81.
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
67.
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
68 in your direction.
/crime
Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back
464 to dodge death.
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
219 in donations!
/Rob @ionic heron
You've been fined
386 for trying to rob a poor person.
You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost
371.
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
54
/crime
You kidnap a citizen and take them hostage for
428
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
64
/crime
You walk your crew right into a police sting. It's all over. Fined
336
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
290
/slut
You get paid
155 for crossdressing
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
68
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
77
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 5 minutes and 24 seconds.
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
92
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
152
/crime
You wouldn't get out of bed to do the crime. We are fining you
264 for being a lazy ass person.
/work
You sell bananas for
83
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
72.
/slut
You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined
203
You rob an orphanage for
580
lol
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
78 off your performance.
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
278
/work
You worked and gained
68
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
84