Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
84 for helping them out.
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Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
84 for helping them out.
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
50 and given a bottle of wine.
/work
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100
/slut
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116.
/crime
The police randomly stop you and fine you
580
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received
87!
/work
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59
/slut
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241.
/crime
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434
nice
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84.
/work
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53 from ad revenue.
/slut
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107
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53.
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100 from donations
/work
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92
/slut
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103
/slut
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318 : D
/work
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59
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60
/work
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95
/work
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64
/work
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78 for it.
/crime
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681
/rob censored screaming
You were caught attempting to rob Censored Screaming#0403, and have been fined
398.
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63
/crime
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/work
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57
/work
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/crime
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/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
64 for it!
/work
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75.
/crime
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473
/slut
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229!
/work
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52
/crime
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553
Ffs
hahaha
You don’t get any money from the crime thing I swear
yeah
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
72
/work
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52
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 45 minutes and 35 seconds.
/crime
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/work
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/slut
You rake in
170, but your butthole will never be the same...
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
91 for your work.
/work
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94.
/rob censored screaming
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 13 minutes and 12 seconds.
/work
You worked and gained
95
/rob @thick topaz
You were caught attempting to rob stylish cat#1125, and have been fined
417.
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72
Bruh
Lol
A Dog food taster bruh
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71 strewn about between the seats!
/slut
You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay
334 for surgery.
Haha

/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/leaderboard
/work
You find
94 randomly lying in the gutter
/rob @distant latch
You robbed
1,071 from Censored Screaming#0403.
/work
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86
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84
Can I steal a little?
/rob @coral knot
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 53 minutes.
Hmmm

/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 18 seconds.
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
269
/crime
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472
/work
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/work
You went out fishing ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
74
/work
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97
/work
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/slut
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/work
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91 off of donations.
/work
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88
/work
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/crime
You were caught in the act, and fined
674
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
83
/work
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53
/work
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72
/work
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94.
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
320 for the good time.
/crime
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403 on her.
D:
/slut
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/work
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58
/work
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/work
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/work
You cannot work for 7 seconds.
/work
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71.
/work
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91. Good job.
/work
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62!
/work
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85
/work
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58!
/slut
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127 in a baggie next to you.
/crime
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620
/crime
You did a crime and refuse to do the time. You lose
437.
sick
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
51
/rob censored screaming
You were caught attempting to rob Censored Screaming#0403, and have been fined
635.
/work
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93
You robbed
12,766 from Northern#2787.
.dep all
/work
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79
/work
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58
/work
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/work
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56
/slut
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183 for your services.
/bal
/slut
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186.
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
69!
/crime
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373 fine!
/work
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80!
/work
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73 for a good job.
/work
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/crime
You trip on a banana on your getaway, and get busted for
334!
/rob northern #2787
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 48 minutes and 47 seconds.
/work
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68.
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
148
/crime
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320 on the way back.
/work
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66
/work
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82.
/work
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98 off of donations.
/work
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95
/crime
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497
/slut
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389 for the good time.
/work
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/work
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59
/slut
An adult video site pays you
158 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
/slut
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361
/work
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69
/work
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50
/work
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86
/slut
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377
/crime
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368
Haha
I was trying to steal the dogs because I already stole all the cats
💪
Including your mom
/work
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69
Nice
/work
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95 for your struggles.
/slut
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374 to your Patreon!
/rob @coral knot
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5,620 from Baran#6230.
/work
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97
/crime
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520 in damages.
/slut
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392 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
/work
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/rob looked #8619
You were caught attempting to rob Looked#8619, and have been fined
646.
Fuck

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 47 minutes.
sorry but i have to steal it
You can’t
bruh someone stole 13k from me
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
95
don't need to ping btw
/rob 741395576804999241
You robbed
5,524 from Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm#0001.
What is that name
the keyboard typed out lol
That’s the first time I’ve seen anything like that
basically just look at the leaderboard for who has the most cash, and then rob them since only the cash portion is steal-able
He doesn’t have the most cash
Not anymore
Censored screaming does
He did
She has like 1.2 mill I swear
/work
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98
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 27 minutes and 23 seconds.
/SLUT
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299 for the night.
/crime
You sell cellular phones for a whopping
683
/work
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90, it must be your lucky day!
/work
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77 off of donations.
/crime
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550
/work
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88
/slut
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201.
/work
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83
/work
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55.
/work
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98 off of donations.
/slut
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386.
You found
61 on the floor.
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
227
/work
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72
/Rob @coarse notch
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 51 seconds.
You robbed
5,931 from Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm#0001.
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
96 and given a bottle of wine.
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
50
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
66
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100!
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
173
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351
/work
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51
/crime
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310
/work
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60
/work
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92.
/crime
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610
/rob stylish cat
You robbed
136 from stylish cat#1125.
You milk a cow for
50
/work
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73
/slut
The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with
359.
/crime
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270.
/work
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/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
87.
/crime
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340 laying on the street and take it
/slut
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277
/work
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob) whilst betting.
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
76
/work
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83!
/work
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80
/slut
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122.
/work
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/work
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95
/work
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69
/slut
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231.
/crime
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301
/work
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You cannot work for 6 seconds.
/work
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54.
/work
You worked and gained
59
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83
/work
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82
/work
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76 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
51 when you got back home
/crime
You got caught hacking into the CIA, and lost
435
Ffs
/work
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83
/work
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/work
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/work
You work as an egg and earn
58
/work
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57
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 38 seconds.
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
280.
/work
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52
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
56
/crime
You pickpocket a candy person for
487
/work
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87 for your struggles.
/work
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73
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93 from donations
/work
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52, you monster
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97
/work
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90
/work
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78
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94 and given a bottle of wine.
/work
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88!
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142
/work
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88
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99!
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97
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/work
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98
/work
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79
/work
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80!
/work
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You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
94! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
84.
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
57
/ work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 30 seconds.
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
90 for watching.
/crime
You tried to do a prank call but called the police instead and you have been fined
401
/slut
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303
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
92
/slut
Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John
285
/crime
Trying to rob someone isn't that easy. They attack you and steal
625, luckily you aren't reported.
You sell your crab for
66, you monster
You work as a beaver expert and earn
56
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56
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89 off your performance.
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
90 stashed inside one of them.
Loser
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 25 seconds.
You were caught stealing from your boss, so he stole
477 from you!
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 33 seconds.
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
54
You cannot commit a crime for 53 minutes and 33 seconds.
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you
256 as a punishment because there's kids watching.
/work
You work all day at the factory
90
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
93
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
54
/rob 783938483059818546
You robbed
4,265 from I'm invicible#6969.
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
76
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
70
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
70
/slut
You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
169.
/crime
You rob a McDonald's and take
466.
/slut
You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed
117.
/crime
You were caught making shitty memes and lost
543
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
92
/rob 666923281831559169
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 minutes and 3 seconds.
/rob 666923281831559169
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 33 seconds.
/rob 666923281831559169
You were caught attempting to rob BigManEmile#3801, and have been fined
367.
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
60
/slut
You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and
120.
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
84
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 51 seconds.
/crime
You rob the 24/7 and steal a few hundred bucks, then you remember, its a game and you waste
350 for more in game currency.
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
97 for your efforts!
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
240
You sweep the floor and get paid
69
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
81.
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
311 and a real sore hangover.
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
68
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
67
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
396!
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
95
Epic
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
65
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 9 minutes and 9 seconds.
/crime
You steal an orange and pawn it for
499.
/crime
You pissed yourself while attempting to rob a bank. Pay
639 to clean it up.
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
67
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
77.
/slut
You found an extra
369 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
yay
/work
You cannot work for 41 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 28 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 seconds.
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
74
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
64
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
233 for the good time.
what the-
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
136
Sounds like a porno movie
You cannot be a slut for 56 minutes and 42 seconds.
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 17 seconds.
/work
You walk dogs for
55.
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
59
/work
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76
You shake what your momma gave you for
261.
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
57.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
66.
/crime
You robbed a church and made
383.
/crime
You stole a fish and sell it second hand for
455
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 25 minutes and 11 seconds.
¯_(ツ)_/¯
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
93.
/work
You cannot work for 47 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 26 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 7 seconds.
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
60 as in return!
/work
You cannot work for 21 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 7 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
64
/crime
After mugging a drunk policeman, the cops chase you, ram your car, and leave you for dead - when paramedics arrive, they charge you a whopping
388 because they don't get paid enough
/slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
373!
/work
You sell bananas for
77
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
76 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/slut
You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a
108 fine!
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
87
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
83, it must be your lucky day!
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
88 for doing his job.
You work as an egg and earn
66
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
66
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
98.
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
74
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
347
/crime
You are hired by one of the admins to take out a server member. You were caught by the police and are fined
341
/rob 666923281831559169
You robbed
4,256 from BigManEmile#3801.
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
78.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 30 seconds.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
78.
/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
358
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
56.
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
58
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
55.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 16 minutes and 48 seconds.
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
75
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
131
/work
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50
/crime
A drone drops off your mysterious package and you sell it for
423
/slut
You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay
235
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
98!
/crime
You rob a convenience store for
459
/work
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94 as in return!
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
92 for doing it
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
76 to help fund the project!
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
70 off your performance.
/work
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
72 anyway.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 54 seconds.
/crime
Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined
636.
/work
You cannot work for 35 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 20 seconds.
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
55.
/slut
You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a
167 fine!
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
64 for watching.
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
97 when you got back home
/crime
You successfully take furniture from the furniture store and sell it online for
453!
/crime
Unfortunately, your public indecency did not pay off and got caught. You were fined
286
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
57
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
69
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 32 seconds.
/crime
You break into a hospital and steal all their morphine. You manage to sell all of it on the black market for
353
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
51!
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 7 seconds.
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
70 off of donations.
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
100
/slut
You fucked a trap, not realising it was a bear trap, and it gave you
317 out of pity.
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
75 in profits
/work
You fixed and Mi-24 Helicopter for
54
/crime
You attempted to rob the local bank and got caught by the police. You are fined
355
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
277 to stop because that's weird.
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
59
/crime
The elderly home seems like a prime target, however their lack of medical coverage appals you, and out of the generosity of your heart you donate
688
You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and
272.
fuck off
/crime
You sell your kidney on the black market for
295
/slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
325
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
66!
/work
You serve the customers and receive
81
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
83.
/slut
You take it up the ass for
336
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
69
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
96
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
69 was earned.
You found
438 under your bus seat. Shhh! Don't tell anyone.
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
53
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
88
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
68 in your direction.
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
83
/work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
81.
/slut
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you
251.
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
56.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
76.
/work
You cannot work for 4 seconds.
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
53
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
66
/crime
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, and have been given a
433 fine!
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
57!
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
65
Nerf guns don't work idiot. Fined
392
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
320
Just take the
56 and go...
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
162
You worked at the office overtime for
71
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
99
/crime
You steal a child's piggy bank for
473
/Slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
121... yikes
/withdraw 100
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
91 and given a bottle of wine.
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
322.
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
91
/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
162
/crime
You are caught jaywalking while stealing a purse and are fined
412
/crime
Unfortunately, your public indecency did not pay off and got caught. You were fined
662
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
50
You worked for the Police and earned
52
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
58
/slut
Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John
153
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
85!
/work
You repair the lights and receive
76
/crime
You robbed a bank but your getaway car got a flat tire and you were fined
644
/slut
An adult video site pays you
346 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
88
/slut
You earned
292 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
98
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
84.
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
313 to stop because that's weird.
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
69 after the pizzeria closes down.
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
97
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
90
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
84
/slut
You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay
366 to get it repaired.
/crime
You sell some cocaine and earn
432...
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
100 from donations
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
71 stashed inside one of them.
/work
You cannot work for 30 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 second.
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
77!
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
67
You work all day at the factory
60
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
64
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
87
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
96
/crime
You did a crime and got
658 from it :/
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
329.
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
99 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
75
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
99
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
287 to stop because that's weird.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
97
/crime
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob) whilst betting.
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
62
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
274 to clean the stains.
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
218.
/crime
You were found in the Springfield Power Plant trying to make crack cocaine, you were fined
543
/rob Sabotender#8831
You robbed
20 from Sabotender#8831.
really
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
59
$20 haha
i know 😭
When you think you’re going to get 600 but you get 20 
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
63
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
284
/crime
You tried to do a prank call but called the police instead and you have been fined
536
/rob 696988382735237132
You robbed
5,532 from john the bearhunter#3961.
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
71
Didn’t he get banned?
was the rob prohibited?
Idk
But I swear John bearhunter got banned for posting a pic of a naked body from beaver hollow that was burnt
Ah! So the rob wasn't banned, but that user was sanctioned
I'm asking for your understanding because it may be a little strange because I'm using a translator
Is that a little bit because it means "relief" and "authorize"?
You work as a streamer and gain
89 from donations
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
55
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
67 as in return!
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
170 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/crime
You hacked your parent's bank account and made
553.
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
51 😃
You fucked a traffic cone and found
383 inside it
That's a very generous traffic cone
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
64, as it was originally their job
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
374
Can I buy some of that
/work