#back-room
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You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
56.
/work
You find
65 randomly lying in the gutter
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
295
/crime
You hack into the mainframe, getting
552 in the process
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
98
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
141.
/crime
You steal candy from a baby and sell it for
490 on the black market.
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
76.
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
67
/crime
You are caught using an in-game code multiple times and the developer fines you
254
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
80
/slut
You get
196 through donations on your cam stream.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
90.
/crime
You were caught eating cakes in a bakery, you have been fined
418!
/slut
You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost
255
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
86
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
82
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
124.
/crime
You help an old lady cross the road,
395 falls out of her purse and you take it!
finally a good one
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you
362 as a punishment because there's kids watching.
/crime
You stealthily pickpocket a nearby customer with
611 worth of silver coins.
/work
You drive women to the store for
65
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
75.
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
357.
/crime
The elderly home seems like a prime target, however their lack of medical coverage appals you, and out of the generosity of your heart you donate
364
/rob 741395576804999241
You were caught attempting to rob Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm#0001, and have been fined
399.
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
73. Good job.
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
69
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
90
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
348
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
62
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
52!
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
135 to your Patreon!
/crime
You attempt to steal, but the person stabs you. You pay
295 in hospital expenses...
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
67
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
152
/crime
You did a crime and refuse to do the time. You lose
423.
ugh
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
96!
/work
You sell your crab for
94, you monster
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
176
/rob @vReed
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob vReed
You robbed
1 from vReed#8130.
1 DOLLAR?
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
96 in profits
/slut
Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost
245, have fun
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
70
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
82.
/crime
You tried to rob a dolphin but the dolphin has cosmic powers. Get fined
327 for messing with the wrong dolphin!
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
123 for the night.
/rob szoboszlai
You were caught attempting to rob szoboszlai#8226, and have been fined
534.
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
97
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
/crime
Police did a strip search and found stolen toys, they fined you
626
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
383.
Do that in the bar
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
375
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 13 seconds.
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
68
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
68
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
56
You cannot be a slut for 24 minutes and 57 seconds.
/crime
Dude, you just duped, and got banned. Sorry you lose
610
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
59 worth of scrap.
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
203 for your hard work.
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
77.
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
367!
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
81 for doing it
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
91
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
89.
/slut
You fucked a trap, not realising it was a bear trap, and it gave you
355 out of pity.
You cannot be a slut for 38 minutes and 24 seconds.
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
75
/crime
You jump the old lady walking down the street. She had
521 on her.
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
98!
/crime
You choked on your aspirations. You lost
665
/slut
Your condom supply runs out and you pay
270 to restock.
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
67
/slut
You take it up the ass for
163
/slut
While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was
157, this sort of thing can never be fixed.
/crime
You sell cellular phones for a whopping
269
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
79 for it!
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
74 for all your items.
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
350!
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 46 seconds.
Kk
/slut
You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again.
263 for the paramedics to come and help you out.
um
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
393 for the night.
/crime
You try taking candy from a baby and get caught. You have been fined
323.
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
92
/crime
You held the planet ransom with nukes for
401
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
82 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/slut
Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes
262 from you as compensation.
/work
You were farming and earned
72
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
63
/crime
You steal an apple from the market for
269
/work
You worked overtime for
66
/crime
You rob a McDonald's and take
534.
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
76.
/slut
You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined
356
/crime
You infiltrate the FBI HQ and make out with the secret plans to sell for
609
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
52 on the ground.
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
80
Nice funny number
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
55
awooga
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
74
/crime
You were caught not helping to commit the crime, and just sitting on your lazy ass on Discord.
For this you've been fined
692
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
303.
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
73 I think...
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
80
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
210, and you go ahead with it.
/crime
You see a man burying a dead body in the park. He pays you
659 to help him out.
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
91
/crime
You're short when trying to pay for your food at Wawa, and take one too many pennies from their tips jar. Hang your head in shame and give
372 to make up for it
/slut
You get
231 through donations on your cam stream.
/crime
You steal a car and take it to the junkyard
632
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
88.
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
224 from the client
One good day
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
98
/crime
You robbed
364 from a convenience store.
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
171
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
57 for your team winning!
/slut
You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost?
131 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
161... yikes
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
65
/work
/slut
Your friend pays you
118 for you to worship her feet
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
84 on the floor.
/crime
You tried to steal from a gas station, but surprise! The cashier had a shotgun! He robbed
506 from you, but at least he didn't call the cops.
/slut
Your friend pays you
167 for you to worship her feet
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
64.
/crime
You entered the Royal Palace and stole a precious diamond. You then sold it for
694
/slut
You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed
219.
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
80
/crime
You were caught trying to steal a cat, and have been given a
496 fine!
/crime
You start selling steroids to the players on your team. You manage to make
396!
/work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
66
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
60
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 38 seconds.
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
100 for your hard work.
/crime
You attempted to take a guy's wallet, but you grabbed his ass instead and was fined
512 for sexual assault
/crime
The "Don't Step on the Grass" sign in the park was taunting you, so you pranced all over the grassy fields before picking the pocket of the nearby patrolling traffic officer, you were able to nab
451 from their pockets.
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
63 because we pity you.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 55 minutes and 5 seconds.
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
52.
/slut
Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes
223 from you as compensation.
/crime
Being the criminal mastermind you are, you decide to rob the next person you see. An old lady approaches, here's your chance! You threaten her & demand money. The poor old lady gives you
442 in sheer terror.
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
64!
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
84.
/slut
You fucked a trap, not realising it was a bear trap, and it gave you
230 out of pity.
/crime
Your friend bet you that you couldn't beat him in Madden. He won
314.
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
67.
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
363 in return!
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
64
/crime
You rob the bank and obtain
357! Hell yes.
/work
You work as an egg and earn
68
/slut
Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of
375!
/crime
You hack into the mainframe, getting
594 in the process
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
225 and maybe chlamydia.
/crime
You have been caught trying to steal an officer's gun. You get a fine of
345
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
75
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
61
/crime
You were caught stealing from your boss, so he stole
654 from you!
I'm in the negatives now motherfucker
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
86
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
104
/crime
You knock out a soccer mom in a fight for toilet paper. You got your toilet paper but you were fined
677 for offending the soccer mom.
siiiiigh
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
66.
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
87
/crime
You hacked google and stole
465.
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
332 in donations!
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
307
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
90 from a thrown out wallet.
(:
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
83
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
298.
/work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
54
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.
/slut
You earn
238 for giving some succ (the good kind)
You hacked google and stole
650.
Hehe
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
309.
/slut
The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay
330 to have them cleaned
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
52
/work
You work all day at the factory
100
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
97
/crime
You attempt to rob the peasant's village. You don't find any valuable assets, and you get fined
415.
/crime
You break into a builder's workshop and manage to steal
527
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
85 for doing it
/crime
You see an old woman drop
563, and take it!
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
77
/crime
You manage to hack into a bank's system and steal
627!
/slut
You take it up the ass for
273
A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you
371 for having your junk out.
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 48 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 53 minutes and 3 seconds.
/crime
You steal
689 from a child and (narrowly) escape.
/work
You walk dogs for
79.
/crime
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, and have been given a
700 fine!
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
55 .
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
367 to stop because that's weird.
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
72 .
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
83.
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
211 on your way out of the locker room.
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
93
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
94
/slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
262
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
93.
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
85!
/work
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received
76!
/crime
You held the planet ransom with nukes for
356
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
134 for your hard work.
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
54
/rob 741395576804999241
You were caught attempting to rob Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm#0001, and have been fined
393.
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
68
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
202 on the way back to your ship.
/crime
You slap someone with a fish, and steal all their money. You grab
590
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
63
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
78.
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
100
/crime
You break into a builder's workshop and manage to steal
333
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
117.
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
134.
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
94
/crime
You tripped on a rock while running and got caught. Although you escaped you lost
498 when you fell over.
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
70 for it!
/crime
You attempted to rob the local bank and got caught by the police. You are fined
253
/slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
239
/slut
You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay
239 to fix your leg
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
55
/crime
You walk your crew right into a police sting. It's all over. Fined
339
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
75
/slut
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you
123.
/crime
You Stole a T-55 Tank and sold it for
671 on the market
ok
/crime
You start selling steroids to the players on your team. You manage to make
594!
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
53 for your struggles.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 56 seconds.
Ok
/crime
You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was
326
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
60
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 39 seconds.
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
100
/crime
You post nudes on the internet for
456
/work
You do some work around the house for
89
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
80
/crime
You eat pizza with pineapple. Disgrace. Fined
628
/slut
An adult video site pays you
292 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
…okay
/crime
You sell body parts on the black market
285 in profit.
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
96
/rob USERNAME
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Username#9010
2 - Username#1752
3 - USERNAME#6969
4 - username4255#8396
5 - username_#4032
6 - username_copied#5016
7 - usernameeeeeee#2998
8 - usernameman77#7371
3
You attempted to rob USERNAME#6969, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob Aspidiske
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
62.
/work
You are paid
73 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
182.
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
75
/crime
You were caught trying to steal dogs from the animal shelter and have been fined
527
wow.
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
86
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
393
/crime
You rob the 24/7 and steal a few hundred bucks, then you remember, its a game and you waste
539 for more in game currency.
bullshit
You clean off the tables and get paid
57
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
84
/slut
You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay
339 to get it out
/slut
You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined
177
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
58.
/crime
You do a heist on the EU bank for
643
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
84 for all your items.
/crime
You mug someone in a video game for all that they have, too bad it wasn't anything but some worthless bottle caps, netting you
347
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
66
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
372.
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
62.
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
93 off of donations.
/slut
A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you
318 for having your junk out.
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
99
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
294!
/crime
You rob a McDonald's and take
251.
/work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
77
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
65
/crime
You fail to pickpocket a noble. He summons the guards and they fine you
558
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
186.
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
381... yikes
/work
You serve the customers and receive
50
/crime
You attempt to rob a body builder, you get your ass kicked. Pay
514
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
77
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
86
/slut
You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay
103 to get it repaired.
/crime
You sell some cocaine and earn
396...
You break into a hospital and steal all their morphine. You manage to sell all of it on the black market for
428
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
72.
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
216 in donations!
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
91
/crime
You murder the nice lady next door and sell her dead corpse for
604
Yay that sure was fun
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
238
/crime
Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined
525.
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
85
ffs
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
87 though.
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
75
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
58
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
95!
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
52
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
173 for your hard work.
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
87
/crime
You start selling steroids to the players on your team. You manage to make
460!
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
64
/crime
You were caught trying to assassinate an African drug lord, and have been given a
414 fine!
/slut
Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes
233, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
308 for your hard work.
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
72
/crime
You tried to rob a dolphin but the dolphin has cosmic powers. Get fined
388 for messing with the wrong dolphin!
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
69
/crime
You were busted in your crime and were sentenced to jail. Your bail cost
334
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
131!
/rob @rumblyfolower4
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
cmon
/rob @tribal niche
You robbed
16 from Gucci69#4723.
thanks
No problem
/rob @dark crown
You robbed
267 from Amrinder#2722.
thanks
Fuck you gucci
I have 67 dollars
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
76
You are caught impersonating a bot and get fined
604
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
347 for the night.
/rob @coarse notch
You were caught attempting to rob Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm#0001, and have been fined
467.
/work
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
100 anyway.
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
198
/crime
You were caught not helping to commit the crime and instead sitting on your lazy ass talking about it on Discord and were ratted out for
373
/slut
Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John
118
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
92.
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
52
/crime
You got caught trying to steal Robux and got a
692 fine.
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
118!
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
263
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
98
/crime
You scammed some person and got
341 in cash.
/slut
You earned
357 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
/crime
You aren't very sneaky, are you? You lost
626
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 16 seconds.
/rob @tropic finch
You've been fined
541 for trying to rob a poor person.
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
51.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
53
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 3 seconds.
/rob @spice blade
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 13 seconds.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 55 minutes and 19 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 48 seconds.
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
285
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
78
/crime
You attempt to steal, but the person stabs you. You pay
524 in hospital expenses...
Our health care is free though 🥱
/rob <Gucci69>
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
63
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
63
/crime
You are fined
428 for jaywalking
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 46 seconds.
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
54 from your peers.
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
295
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 36 seconds.
/slut
You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent
149 on medical bills.
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
58
/crime
You robbed the police station, which normally is a stupid idea, but they took the day off. You escaped with a police car, which you sold for
419
/rob GeoHigh104
You've been fined
500 for trying to rob a poor person.
Wut! ffs who cares
/rob @thorn ferry
You attempted to rob [PC]Trintukaz#0883, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/slut
Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John
205
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
78.
/crime
You walk your crew right into a police sting. It's all over. Fined
573
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
76
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
361.
/crime
You were caught not helping to commit the crime and instead sitting on your lazy ass talking about it on Discord and were ratted out for
551
mm
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
77
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
62
/work
You are paid
67 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
85 from selling drinks
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
88
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
280
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
82. Good job!
/crime
You attempted to take a guy's wallet, but you grabbed his ass instead and was fined
532 for sexual assault
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
216
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
79.
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
380 and a sore ass.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
90
/work
You cannot work for 54 seconds.
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
55
/work
You fixed and Mi-24 Helicopter for
83
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
98.
/slut
Your condom supply runs out and you pay
127 to restock.
/crime
You were caught lying at a truth or dare question! The fine is
474.
ouch
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
96
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
58
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
58 for your work.
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
369.
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
68!
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
313.
/crime
Target catches you stealing their goods and charges you
307 of stolen merchandise
ugh
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
392 in a baggie next to you.
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
59
/crime
You milk your videos with clickbait and giveaway-videos, earning
348
/crime
You attempt to steal, but the person stabs you. You pay
478 in hospital expenses...
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
96
/slut
Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you
225 for public indecency.
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
398
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
63.
/crime
You got seen by a police officer while trying to take some purses, you have been fined
497!
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
58 for a good job.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 2 seconds.
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
96
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
253 for your services.
You cannot be a slut for 48 minutes and 29 seconds.
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
61
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 37 seconds.
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
74
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
99
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
79
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
69
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
75
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
74. Good job!
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
99 when you got back home
/slut
You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed
318.
/crime
You're caught helping the enemy. Pay
598
Ye in Afghanistan i fixed tank for enemy
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
168 on your way out of the locker room.
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
69 was earned.
Game Studios aint in the Wild West
/work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
54.
/slut
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you
168.
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
88
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
77
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
58.
/work
You slept in a bed and found
92 under your pillow when you woke up
/crime
You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. They drop
672 as a result. Thankfully, nothing went wrong, but now they're pissed at you.
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you
391 after.
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
95
/slut
An adult video site pays you
270 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
/crime
You commit a heist and manage to take
385
/work
You drive women to the store for
69
/slut
Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of
243!
/crime
During a drug deal with a notorious drug cartel, they jump the gun and take both your paid drugs and wallet. You lost
609
/slut
The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay
269 to have them cleaned
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
92
/rob @rapid wagon
You robbed
1,956 from SithMasterWHO#9264.
/work
62 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/slut
You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again.
161 for the paramedics to come and help you out.
/crime
You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. They drop
282 as a result. Thankfully, nothing went wrong, but now they're pissed at you.
/crime
You got caught with garlic bread in your purse! You pay the restaurant
624
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
89
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
100
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
296.
/crime
You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost
427.
/bal
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
72 though.
/crime
You bombed Antarctica and received
496
/slut
You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost
299.
/rob @tight garnet
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 40 minutes and 34 seconds.
/slut
You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole
379.
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
85 from your peers.
/crime
You did a crime and for some reason you now have
553 more
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
57.
/crime
You were caught making shitty memes and lost
699
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
349.
/slut
You found an extra
247 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/crime
You tried to help someone with a bot, but they were greedy and stole
514 from you!
/work
A drunk man pays you
64 to walk backwards.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 5 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 38 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 33 seconds.
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
69
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
394
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
57.
/slut
You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes
357 from you.
/crime
You travel back in time to before the Gold Rush began and take all the gold. You travel back to the present and trade it in for
556.
/help
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
80
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 18 minutes and 42 seconds.