You attempted to take a guy's wallet, but you grabbed his ass instead and was fined
427 for sexual assault
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You attempted to take a guy's wallet, but you grabbed his ass instead and was fined
427 for sexual assault
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
277.
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
83
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
70.
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
187 at you.
You were caught attempting to rob soul#9878, and have been fined
398.
/rob 717458857345024102
You robbed
4,937 from soul#9878.
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
55
/work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
74.
/crime
You aren't very sneaky, are you? You lost
447
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
90
/crime
You get caught adding your milk before your cereal and receive a fine of
418
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 34 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 28 seconds.
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
53
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really donโt lie. You earn
61.
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
294 in total.
/crime
You were caught vandalising and were fined
661
ahh.
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
78 for it.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
68.
/crime
Sitting on a cop car wasn't smart. They gave you a
361 fine, because nobody likes marks being left on their windows!
Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined
211.
You are paid
74 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
164
/crime
You tried to trip an old man and he beats you with a stick. The police then arrive on scene and fine you
570 for attempted murder.
/rob @last dawn
You attempted to rob Stuff#0094, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/work
You receive a check of
54 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
100
/slut
You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined
174
/crime
You got caught trying to steal iPhone X and pay a fine of
699
/rob 831734987787206671
You've been fined
488 for trying to rob a poor person.
/rob 805613975591977000
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
85.
/slut
You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost?
126 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?
/crime
You failed to steal and the cops found you, you were fined
384
bullshit
/work
You got featured and won
95
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
94 for your services.
/crime
You got caught by the FBI trying to get a free Minecraft account. You've been sent to jail and fined
340!
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
379.
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
92
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
91
/crime
You rob an orphanage for
534
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
176
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
52.
/slut
You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole
117.
While robbing a dirty video store, you get distracted and lose track of time. The police arrive, arrest you, and your bail cost
645.
BRUH OKAY YOU HIT ONCE YOU DIDN'T NEED TO HIT AGAIN
You work as a professional worker and earn
98.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 27 minutes and 50 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 27 minutes and 35 seconds.
!pblock
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
55
/slut
You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
348.
/crime
You successfully rob a bank but get hit by a car as soon as you get outside. The driver of the car took
552 from you and left.
You were caught attempting to rob Bosssaur#6490, and have been fined
263.
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
93 on the ground.
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
224 in donations!
/crime
You dabbed.
314 has been deducted from your balance. Shame on you
bullshit
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
83
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your
276.
100 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/slut
Your friend pays you
177 for you to worship her feet
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
85
/work
You milk a cow for
78
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
74 as in return!
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
236!
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
73
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
53
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
190
/work
You receive a check of
67 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you
379.
/crime
You robbed a bank but your getaway car got a flat tire and you were fined
552
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
66.
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
85
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
137
/crime
You steal the Queen's crown and sell it on the black market for
642
/work
You didnโt go to work, but you got your paycheque of
50 anyway.
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
53
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
90
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
241
/crime
You rob a drug dealer and gain
296
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
72
/rob 741395576804999241
You were caught attempting to rob Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm#0001, and have been fined
577.
/work
You work as a plus sized model and earn
66
/crime
You steal candy from some schoolgirls and earn
532
/slut
The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with
125.
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
72 and given a bottle of wine.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 46 seconds.
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
82
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
92 for your team winning!
/crime
You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was
382
/slut
You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job
188
ouch
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @lilac tree
You attempted to rob vReed#8130, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob @silent gale
You cannot rob bots, they are too powerful for you.
๐
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
75 for your work.
/work
You cannot work for 32 seconds.
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
56
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
95 as in return!
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 15 seconds.
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
56
and it wasn't so bad 
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
69 I think...
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
118!
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
96
/crime
You sold drugs for
346
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
121
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
51
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
79.
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
77!
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
60
/crime
You got caught trying to steal iPhone X and pay a fine of
556
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
223.
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
85
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
72.
/slut
Thatโs not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay
350 in hospital fees.
/crime
You were caught in the act, and fined
375
๐ฉ
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
50 from selling drinks
/rob ๐๐ก๐จ๐ญ๐จ๐๐๐๐๐ง๐๐ฌ๐ฌ#0259
You robbed
1 from ๐๐ก๐จ๐ญ๐จ๐๐๐๐๐ง๐๐ฌ๐ฌ#0259.
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
88
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
93
/crime
Your money laundering scheme has backfired. After serving your sentence, you must re-pay
586 back as restitution.
/slut
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
344 to clean the stains.
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
56 when you got back home
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
54
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
241
/crime
You were caught vaping in the bathroom and have been given a
321 fine.
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
135... yikes
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
83. Good job!
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
73 for the hard work
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
95!
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
59!
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
99
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
79
/slut
You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay
207
/crime
You hacked google and stole
470.
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
70.
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
68
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
97! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
ahh..
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
54!
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
94
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
86
/work
You find
53 randomly lying in the gutter
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
62
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 37 seconds.
wow
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
88.
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
111 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
66
/work
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob) whilst betting.
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
62 for it.
/slut
You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of
220.
/crime
You did a crime and for some reason you now have
642 more
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
75.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 4 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
92 for your hard work
/slut
You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse,
330 went down your toilet
/crime
You rob a liquor store for
336
wtf did I gain
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
273 in total.
/crime
You sell your first mixtape and earn
337
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
88
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
80
/slut
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
200 to clean the stains.
/crime
You were caught dipping Oreos in milk! You were beaten up and had
498 stolen from you!
oreos in milk are nice wdym
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
50
/slut
You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay
367 to fix your leg
/crime
You sneak into the theatre and try to steal tickets but you get caught and thrown out with a fine of
487
Fuk me
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
95
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
151.
/crime
You got caught trying to steal iPhone X and pay a fine of
477
/crime
You were busted in your crime and were sentenced to jail. Your bail cost
639
/work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
81
/slut
You get paid
306 for crossdressing
/crime
You were caught with your pants down outside the cemetery, and have been given a
514 fine!
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
65
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 32 seconds.
/work
You were farming and earned
53
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
97
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
96!
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
92.
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
75
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
69 from donations
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
61
/crime
During an armed assault, you are knocked unconscious by an old geezer. Afterwards, it seems that you are missing
666 when you wake up.
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
82 strewn about between the seats!
/slut
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
282.
/crime
You successfully steal someone's car, but have to put fuel in it. The fuel costed
576
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
61.
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
96, as it was originally their job
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
90
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
89.
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
95!
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
349!
/crime
You get banned from the Minecraft server and have to pay a fine of
597!
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
243
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
57 near one of the potatoes
/crime
You steal a birds egg and sell it on the black market for
618
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
67 when you got back home
/crime
After stealing memes you get tracked down by the meme god and mugged for
308.
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
274 to your Patreon!
/rob 297824249974882305
You robbed
1,160 from Viridian Cavalier#4690.
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
83
/crime
You got seen by a police officer while trying to take some purses, you have been fined
332!
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
374 for the night.
/rob Maruchan#1402
You attempted to rob Maruchan#1402, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
99!
/rob EterEter
You were caught attempting to rob EterEter#4886, and have been fined
251.
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
55
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
wtf
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
77
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
77
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
56.
nice
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
50 .
/crime
Being the criminal mastermind you are, you decide to rob the next person you see. An old lady approaches, here's your chance! You threaten her & demand money. The poor old lady gives you
522 in sheer terror.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
63
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
216 for your solid work.
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
61
/crime
You tried to put the milk before the cereal and were put in jail for your heinous acts, you have to pay
364 for bail!
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
382, and you go ahead with it.
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
82
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
94
/crime
You stealthily pickpocket a nearby customer with
480 worth of silver coins.
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
220
/rob (1-100)dallas#9849
You were caught attempting to rob (1-100)dallas#9849, and have been fined
553.
oh
/crime
You got seen by a police officer while trying to take some purses, you have been fined
570!
/work
You walk dogs for
94.
/work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
50
/rob 696988382735237132
You robbed
12,496 from john the bearhunter#3961.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 54 minutes.
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
100 to help fund the project!
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
76.
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
163 in donations!
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
91 for it!
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
88!
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
338.
/crime
Unfortunately, your public indecency did not pay off and got caught. You were fined
680
huh
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Northern#2787
2 - NorthernANTs#4619
Cancelled command.
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Northern#2787
2 - NorthernANTs#4619
You robbed
3 from Northern#2787.
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
94 stashed inside one of them.
You were caught trying to smuggle illegal aliens across the border and have been fined
444
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 48 seconds.
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a
390 fine!
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
58!
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 42 seconds.
/rob 741395576804999241
You robbed
5,741 from Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm#0001.
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
57
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
63 for your efforts!
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
53 off your performance.
/slut
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as
360!
/crime
You stepped on a Lego and couldn't continue, you've been fined
357
/rob @ripe badger
You were caught attempting to rob DarthInvaderer#0828, and have been fined
457.
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
87.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
292.
/rob @ripe badger
You robbed
392 from DarthInvaderer#0828.
/crime
You attempted to divide by zero, destroying the world and losing
673 to restore your save file.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 8 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 25 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 8 seconds.
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
63.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 47 minutes and 45 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 45 minutes and 29 seconds.
/rob @ripe badger
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 46 minutes.
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
95 in profits
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
352... yikes
/crime
You find some farming tools and steal a few when people aren't looking and sell them to a farmer for
390
/rob 302642557907763200
You were caught attempting to rob Clanker#9368, and have been fined
649.
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
356 for your services.
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
67
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
73.
You were caught trying to smuggle illegal aliens across the border and have been fined
651
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
90 for the hard work
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
169 on your way out of the locker room.
/crime
You drop all the money from the heist, good going. You also get arrested and fined
471.
/rob szoboszlai#8226
You attempted to rob szoboszlai#8226, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! Youโve earned
75!
You give excellent head and earn a solid
285.

/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
385 from the men.
/crime
You have been fined
281 because you ate during work hours.
/work
You develop games and earn
87.
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
87
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 22 minutes and 24 seconds.
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
96.
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
95
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
85
/slut
Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined
231
/crime
You tried to steal from this server's bank. Obviously, that didn't end well. You were given a fine of
446
/work
You worked and gained
82
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
240.
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
94, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/crime
You got caught digging up dead memes and got a
651 fine.
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
81
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
123 to your Patreon!
/crime
You were caught with your hands in the queens underwear drawer, and have been given a
387 fine!
/work
Just take the
89 and go...
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 16 minutes and 44 seconds.
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
83
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
65
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
58
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
57
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob EterEter
You robbed
247 from EterEter#4886.
Ha ha
/rob @icy cape
You were caught attempting to rob Brad#8929, and have been fined
684.
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
91
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
164!
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
62
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
334.
/crime
You sold drugs for
569
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
90, albeit reluctantly.
/rob 302642557907763200
You robbed
2,890 from Clanker#9368.
/dep all
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob 302642557907763200
You robbed
3,701 from Clanker#9368.
/dep all
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
76.
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
173.
/crime
You successfully created a pyramid scheme making
439 in the process.
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
90.
/rob Finesse#889+
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob Finesse#8891
You were caught attempting to rob Finesse#8891, and have been fined
500.
Well shit
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
70
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
250.
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
88
/slut
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as
101!
/crime
You stepped on a Lego and couldn't continue, you've been fined
407
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
84 for doing it
You jump the old lady walking down the street. She had
305 on her.
:O
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
100
/rob 350723157839183884
You were caught attempting to rob Bosssaur#6490, and have been fined
294.
/rob 350723157839183884
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/work
You receive a check of
65 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/slut
You take it up the ass for
368
/crime
You steal a guard's radio and sell it for parts, and receive
443.
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
356
/work
You went out fishing ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
94
/dep all
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
269 in total.
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
52.
What the shit is this channel
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
75
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
64 for the hard work
/work
You gave yourself
85 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
You were caught cheating in Monopoly, pay
694 or go to jail.
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 6 seconds.
/crime
You start up a detective service for a few days, but when you finally get business you end up robbing your client for
524.
You work as a bread scientist and earn
84
/slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
364
/deez
/nuts
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 34 seconds.
can you rob ppl
I meant users
/crime
try it lmao
You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 53 seconds.
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 48 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 32 seconds.
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
100
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
56
/slut
Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes
357, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.
/crime
You sell some cocaine and earn
581...
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
84
/crime
You steal a guard's radio and sell it for parts, and receive
439.
/slut
You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a
291 fine!
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
77!
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
184.
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
67 for watching.
/slut
You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole
381.
/crime
You were caught staying up past your bedtime and got
651 taken away from you!
/crime
Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back
568 to dodge death.

/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
100
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
79.
You steal a cellphone and sell it on eBay for
621
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
68
/crime
You're hired as a hitman for
638
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
148
damn
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
68
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
167 for your services.
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
52
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 38 minutes and 57 seconds.
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
88
/crime
You break into a home to steal jewelry worth
308
/ work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
98
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
149
/crime
You attempted to divide by zero, destroying the world and losing
630 to restore your save file.
/rob @ripe badger
You were caught attempting to rob DarthInvaderer#0828, and have been fined
264.
Great
/crime
You dabbed.
255 has been deducted from your balance. Shame on you
/slut
You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes
193 from you.
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
77
XD woa
/slut
You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for
325
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
99 for doing it
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
66
/slut
You get
148 through donations on your cam stream.
/crime
After a night of drinking in the tavern, you are caught peeing in the tavern's water fountain in a drunken state. You were fined
646 but you really don't remember.
/slut
You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost?
244 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?
/crime
A wise asian girl once said, Be a better criminal. Get fined
393 kiddo
/work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
99
Wow
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
78
/crime
You stole a dog and sold it to the old lady next door for
423
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
63 ๐
/work
While you were searching for Pokรฉmon in the tall grass, you found
86!
/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
260
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
80
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 16 minutes and 33 seconds.
/work
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
82 on the way back home!
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
71 for your work.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 2 minutes and 51 seconds.
/crime
Nerf guns don't work idiot. Fined
258
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
82.
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
78.
/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
314
/crime
You robbed a bank and secured
480.
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
57.
/crime
You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost
592.
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
55
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
237 and a real sore hangover.
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
325.
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
74
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
55
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
71 ๐
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
95 .
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
63
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
84!
/crime
You were caught not helping to commit the crime, and just sitting on your lazy ass on Discord.
For this you've been fined
273
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
153 for your solid work.
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
77
/crime
You tried stealing money from a cop, you were fined
334
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 21 seconds.
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
80.
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
59 after the pizzeria closes down.
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
73
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
186.
/crime
You tripped on a rock while running and got caught. Although you escaped you lost
369 when you fell over.
/dep all
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
58
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
216 in a baggie next to you.
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your
394.
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
58
/crime
While robbing a dirty video store, you get distracted and lose track of time. The police arrive, arrest you, and your bail cost
448.
/crime
On Highway 9 you come across a courier heading to New Tulsa. You have a small conversation and figure out he is transporting a shipment of scavenged poker chips. Filled with greed you put a bullet in his gut and loot the package. When returning to New Tulsa you sneak the chips into the Hard Rock and cash them in for
454. No one found out... thank God.
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
80
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
393.
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
70 for it!
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
98
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 36 seconds.
/slut
Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him
302.
/crime
A stranger walks up to you and you decide to steal their clothes, you some how did it and got away with an outfit valued at
381.
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
53
/crime
You find a trading vulnerability in a game and duplicate inventory for which you sell and earn
558
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
99.
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
61
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
243
/crime
Local crime lords remember you still owe a debt to them. You are robbed at gunpoint and lose
373.
fucked up
/slut
Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes
195.
/crime
You rob the bank of Eternity for
346
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
54
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
96.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
/crime
You tried to trip an old man and he beats you with a stick. The police then arrive on scene and fine you
461 for attempted murder.
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
342 for your services.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 51 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 55 minutes and 54 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 20 seconds.
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