#back-room
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Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - VirtuallyValiant#1985
2 - Kitsune#6083
3 - KitsuneMason#1316
4 - kitsune๐ฆ๐ฅ#5244
/rob Kitsune#6083
Cancelled command.
You were caught attempting to rob Kitsune#6083, and have been fined
279.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
61.
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
294 in a baggie next to you.
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
97
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
64 out of pity.
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
59
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
50
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
59 for a good job.
/crime
You are fined
321 for jaywalking
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
166.
/rob Rey Kozi
You robbed
12 from Rey Kozi#3638.
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
50
/crime
You sell some cocaine and earn
297...
/rob 865853747509854228
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob john the bearhunter#3961
You were caught attempting to rob john the bearhunter#3961, and have been fined
351.
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
59
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
98
/crime
You knock out a soccer mom in a fight for toilet paper. You got your toilet paper but you were fined
277 for offending the soccer mom.
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
131
/work
You didnโt go to work, but you got your paycheque of
67 anyway.
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
280!
/crime
You were caught trying to steal dogs from the animal shelter and have been fined
274
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 29 minutes and 46 seconds.
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
88
/rob McGrady4Favre#3020
You've been fined
504 for trying to rob a poor person.
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
85
/tip
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 13 seconds.
/work
You were farming and earned
75
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
59.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you
258.
Fuc
/work
A drunk man pays you
82 to walk backwards.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 12 seconds.
/gamble
/work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
62
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
74.
/rob @languid plover
You were caught attempting to rob Sabotender#8831, and have been fined
415.
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
100!
/crime
You work for a Mexican cartel and make
457
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
81
/rob @ripe badger
You were caught attempting to rob pesbhir#9335, and have been fined
293.
You manage to slip some gemstones into your pockets when the store owner isn't looking, selling them later for
637.
ooo
you can't rob me ๐
/rob @ripe badger
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 54 minutes.
XD
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 33 seconds.
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
112.
You cannot commit a crime for 53 minutes and 14 seconds.
oop-
/work
You are paid
75 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/crime
You try to crash a wedding but are body slammed into the wedding cake. You pay
696 for the damage.
/slut
You fuck this really hot girl, and you find out she has herpes. You are fined
288 to get it cured.
damn
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
77
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 4 minutes and 34 seconds.
/crime
A box wobbles & falls from a delivery vehicle, landing right in front of you. Inside you find high-quality cigars. These are worth
462
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob james
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - jรฅmรซลก#6969
2 - GaiusOctavius27#7848
3 - Kaean#7990
4 - James Charles#9819
5 - James Charles ๐ค !ยก#0272
6 - James SL#2092
7 - James Underhill#2692
8 - James'Bustopher'Cordon#4625
9 - James'Films#3843
10 - James10da#6264
1
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 57 minutes and 51 seconds.
lol
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
53 for watching.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
69.
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
62 for your struggles.
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
384.
๐
/slut
You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to
202.
/crime
You were caught dipping Oreos in milk! You were beaten up and had
321 stolen from you!
wow
Wow
/work
Just take the
59 and go...
You kidnaped a cat and took it hostage for
606
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
53.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 32 minutes and 34 seconds.
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
92
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
94 worth of scrap.
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
124.
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
79.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 31 seconds.
/slut
You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost
122
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
87.
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
51
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
132
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
84!
/slut
Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of
125!
/work
You found
73 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/crime
You pickpocket a passing noble, guess crime does pay after all. You manage to steal
453
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
126
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
78
/rob UpwardStatue794
You were caught attempting to rob UpwardStatue794#9694, and have been fined
257.
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
65
/crime
You steal your grandma's purse, and find
459 and some butterscotch candy.
/slut
You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took
376 from you.
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
55.
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
316.
s l u t
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 29 minutes and 29 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
51
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
87!
/rob @dusky sable
You were caught attempting to rob Galaxy Samurai#0016, and have been fined
682.
f*ck
/crime
You kill a guard with a sickle and steal
660 from his dead, bloated corpse.
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
106 in a baggie next to you.
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
71
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
69
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
212 for the night.
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
70.
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
76
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
96
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
58! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs
143
/crime
You hack into the government's economic system and manage to steal
434.
/rob James
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - jรฅmรซลก#6969
2 - GaiusOctavius27#7848
3 - Kaean#7990
4 - James Charles#9819
5 - James Charles ๐ค !ยก#0272
6 - James SL#2092
7 - James Underhill#2692
8 - James'Bustopher'Cordon#4625
9 - James'Films#3843
10 - James10da#6264
4
You attempted to rob James Charles#9819, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
Feck
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
62
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - jรฅmรซลก#6969
2 - GaiusOctavius27#7848
3 - Kaean#7990
4 - James Charles#9819
5 - James Charles ๐ค !ยก#0272
6 - James SL#2092
7 - James Underhill#2692
8 - James'Bustopher'Cordon#4625
9 - James'Films#3843
10 - James10da#6264
9
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
Feck sakes
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
62
/crime
You got seen by a police officer while trying to take some purses, you have been fined
667!
/rob shrimp
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Shrimp#2151
2 - luna_play84343#4151
3 - LemonMan#9650
4 - ShrimpGhostBuilds#6470
5 - ShrimplyPibbbles#1116
1
You robbed
5 from Shrimp#2151.
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
135
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
72
/slut
Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you
253 for public indecency.
/crime
You steal a hobo's money jar for
618
/crime
You rob the 24/7 and steal a few hundred bucks, then you remember, its a game and you waste
429 for more in game currency.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 45 seconds.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
58
/crime
You choked on a Twinkie and had to pay a hospital fine of
284.
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
343.
/work
You work as the president and earn
83
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
79
/work
You milk a cow for
65
/crime
You attempt to break into an electronics store. You smash the window to bits and climb inside, only to hear sirens approaching fast.. You haven't even gotten the loot yet. You must have tripped a silent alarm. Busted. You are fined
400
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
286.
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
80.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.
/slut
You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay
303
/crime
You rob a loyal nobleman's house while he was out for brunch with another nobleman. You find
294 worth of assets.
yay
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
85
/crime
Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined
387.
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
57
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
398
/work
You are paid
96 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
86
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
97
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.
/crime
You have been fined
648 because you ate during work hours.
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
144 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/work
You went out fishing ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
60
/slut
You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay
358 for child support before disownment.
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
80.
/work
You cannot work for 2 seconds.
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
85
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
71
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
95
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
50.
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
142!
/crime
During a drug deal with a notorious drug cartel, they jump the gun and take both your paid drugs and wallet. You lost
579
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
77
/crime
You got caught trying to steal Robux and got a
433 fine.
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
390 : D
/slut
You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
203.
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
51
/crime
You are caught impersonating a bot and get fined
358
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
75
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
62. Good job.
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
68
/crime
You loiter and are fined
313.
/slut
You have a good night out and earn
256.
/crime
You milk your videos with clickbait and giveaway-videos, earning
261
/slut
Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John
399
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 36 seconds.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob James
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - jรฅmรซลก#6969
2 - GaiusOctavius27#7848
3 - Kaean#7990
4 - James Charles#9819
5 - James Charles ๐ค !ยก#0272
6 - James SL#2092
7 - James Underhill#2692
8 - James'Bustopher'Cordon#4625
9 - James'Films#3843
10 - James10da#6264
1
You attempted to rob jรฅmรซลก#6969, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
90
/crime
While doing a friendly neighbourhood drug deal, the police rush in to arrest you. You were fined
430
/slut
You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
293.
/crime
You rob the bank and obtain
546! Hell yes.
You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of
307.
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
92 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
99
/crime
Sitting on a cop car wasn't smart. They gave you a
577 fine, because nobody likes marks being left on their windows!
/slut
You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs
333
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
61
/crime
You fail to pickpocket a noble. He summons the guards and they fine you
658
/slut
Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you
103 for public indecency.
damn
how does this bot work
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
70.
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
59 for it.
/crime
Find some weed and sell it for
358
/slut
You get paid
110 for crossdressing
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 11 seconds.
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
90
/crime
You pissed yourself while attempting to rob a bank. Pay
630 to clean it up.
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
276 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
79
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
59
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
52 for your hard work
/work
You work as an egg and earn
54
/slut
Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay
353 for surgery.
/crime
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, and have been given a
339 fine!
:/
/work
You drive women to the store for
98
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
143
/crime
You tried to eat potatoes but they retaliated and stole
633 from you!
-_-
/work
While you were searching for Pokรฉmon in the tall grass, you found
77!
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
93 in profits
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
79
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
54
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
248
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
51!
/crime
You got caught trying to steal iPhone X and pay a fine of
558
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
326.
/work
You work as an egg and earn
77
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
186.
/crime
You tried griefing someone's house, but they placed a trap of TNT under it so you died. You have to pay
559 for damages
Shit
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
63, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
68.
/slut
Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes
163.
/crime
You did not even do anything wrong, yet you lost
667
/crime
You rob the Goodsprings General Store and come out with
276
/slut
You fucked a trap, not realising it was a bear trap, and it gave you
365 out of pity.
/work
You work as the president and earn
88
/work
You battled and gained
53.
/work
You worked overtime for
67
/slut
You shouldnโt put that inside you... pay
152 to get it out
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob skye
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Skye#3278
2 - Skye#4810
3 - Skye#8067
4 - Skye Chest#1947
5 - SkyesUnholy#7539
/rob skye#5066
Cancelled command.
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
You steal someone's Halloween candy and give your friend half of it. He pays you
510
/work
You sell bananas for
99
/crime
You were caught vaping in the bathroom and have been given a
387 fine.
/work
You were farming and earned
62
/slut
You take it up the ass for
205
/work
You clean the chimney and find
53.
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
59
/crime
You robbed a church and made
277.
/slut
Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay
121 for surgery.
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
95
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
221
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 56 seconds.
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
67.
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
115
/crime
You rob from a bank and gained
554 for escaping without being caught
/crime
You were caught trying to assassinate an African drug lord, and have been given a
346 fine!
I have no money
/crime
You steal a ps4 and pawn it for
375
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a
365 fine!
You robbed a Kwik-E Mart and cashed out with
406
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
59
/slut
You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost
186
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
349 to your Patreon
/crime
Your co-conspirator gives information to the police that gets you arrested. You are fined
572
You attempted to divide by zero, destroying the world and losing
517 to restore your save file.
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
58
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
90.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 1 minute and 44 seconds.
/crime
In the guise of darkness you break into a home to steal jewelry worth
263
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
58
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
75, albeit reluctantly.
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
173 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/crime
You are caught jaywalking while stealing a purse and are fined
376
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
60 for a good job.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 6 minutes and 52 seconds.
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
311 in donations!
/crime
You stole a package from your neighbour and sold it on the deep web for
368
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
91.
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
66
/slut
You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed
139.
/crime
You start selling steroids to the players on your team. You manage to make
581!
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 6 seconds.
You attempted to rob Tsukuyomi#2179, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob gluii#9051
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
The local street gang pays you
571 after helping them beat an innocent citizen
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
78
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
66 for it!
/slut
Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of
207!
/crime
You work for a Mexican cartel and make
530
/rob V1siems#0883
You robbed
3 from V1siems#0883.
/crime
You access the point log and clear everything, gaining
636
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 52 minutes and 6 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
77
/roulette 100
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
64
/rob S U S#7387
You robbed
28 from S U S#7387.
๐
/work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
92
/crime
You were caught trying to smuggle illegal aliens across the border and have been fined
422
/crime
You slap someone with a fish, and steal all their money. You grab
420
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
100 in your direction.
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
128 in a baggie next to you.
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
95.
/slut
Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay
302 for surgery.
/crime
Being the criminal mastermind you are, you decide to rob the next person you see. An old lady approaches, here's your chance! You threaten her & demand money. The poor old lady gives you
365 in sheer terror.
You robbed
10 from Tsukuyomi#2179.
/crime
You robbed secret files from the FBI building. But your team was set up and you lost
324
You robbed
12 from V1siems#0883.
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
69
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
224.
/rob V1siems#0883
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 39 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 41 seconds.
/crime
You find a trading vulnerability in a game and duplicate inventory for which you sell and earn
559
/work
You become a game developer and raised
62 for charity.
/work
You are paid
73 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 45 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
99.
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
70.
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
91!
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
64
/crime
You steal an orange and pawn it for
605.
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
337 : D
You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost?
382 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?
/crime
You sell cellular phones for a whopping
592
/work
You walk dogs for
80.
/rob James _Bond#0070
You attempted to rob James _Bond#0070, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
59
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
287
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
82
/bank
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
93.
/crime
You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of
616!
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
389
/crime
During a drug deal with a notorious drug cartel, they jump the gun and take both your paid drugs and wallet. You lost
538
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
56 though.
/slut
You shouldnโt put that inside you... pay
116 to get it out
/work
You sell bananas for
79
/crime
You sell some cocaine and earn
433...
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
369!
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 4 seconds.
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
90
/crime
You tried to trip an old man and he beats you with a stick. The police then arrive on scene and fine you
624 for attempted murder.
/slut
You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay
212 to get it repaired.
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
68.
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
316
You sell some cocaine and earn
256...
/rob Alex,#7607
You robbed
14 from Alex,#7607.
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
344 to your Patreon
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
53
/crime
You successfully created a pyramid scheme making
524 in the process.
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
93 for your hard work
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
50
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
181 from the men.
/crime
You stole a car and sold it for
571
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
91!
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
225
yay
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
99
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
88 on the floor.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 31 seconds.
/slut
Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of
201!
/crime
You tried to jump the old lady walking down the street. Turns out she had a gun, and robbed you blind of
533
/bank
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
51.
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
338
/crime
You robbed a grocery store and got
499
/crime
You tried to trip an old man and he beats you with a stick. The police then arrive on scene and fine you
675 for attempted murder.
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
94
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 59 seconds.
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
79 because we pity you.
/crime
You were caught trying to rob the owner, and have been given a
553 fine!
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
371
/work
You do some work around the house for
64
/crime
You get caught kicking puppies and get fined
674
/slut
An adult video site pays you
206 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
59.
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
67 because we pity you.
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
75 ๐
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
59 for your struggles.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 7 seconds.
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
84
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
203
/crime
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, and have been given a
403 fine!
/slut
You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole
347.
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
100
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
192
/Slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
310.
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
73
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
91
/slut
You fucked a trap, not realising it was a bear trap, and it gave you
216 out of pity.
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
163!
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
56 for your work.
/crime
You hacked into a terrorist's computer, and managed to earn
520
/work
You were farming and earned
88
/crime
You stole a car and sold it for
619
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
292, and you go ahead with it.
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
86.
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
217 for the night.
/crime
You try to crash a wedding but are body slammed into the wedding cake. You pay
520 for the damage.
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
53
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
191
/crime
You were caught stealing from your boss, so he stole
439 from you!
/crime
You get caught adding your milk before your cereal and receive a fine of
486
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
56
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
302
/crime
Your money laundering scheme has backfired. After serving your sentence, you must re-pay
284 back as restitution.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/hi
/slut
You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and
337.
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
55
/crime
A wise asian girl once said, Be a better criminal. Get fined
470 kiddo
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
82
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
You jump the old lady walking down the street. She had
594 on her.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 25 seconds.
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
243 and a sore ass.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.
/rob Mo7557#1517
You were caught attempting to rob Mo7557#1517, and have been fined
469.
/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
151
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
50.
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
62
/slut
You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took
125 from you.
/crime
You posted in the wrong Discord channel and have been fined
419.
/crime
Your money laundering scheme has backfired. After serving your sentence, you must re-pay
354 back as restitution.
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
148
/work
You milk a cow for
98
Do I look like Jim Milton to you, bot
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
88
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
79
/crime
You managed to get caught during a graffiti session. Your bail is
480.
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
78
/rob 633295820074123284
You were caught attempting to rob Dinasty#9084, and have been fined
327.
/rob 633295820074123284
You robbed
5,095 from Dinasty#9084.
Ez
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
99 for the hard work
/slut
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as
176!
/crime
You stole from the cookie jar and gave them to your friend for
576
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
71.
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
86
/crime
Your public indecency paid off and you got
513
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
297
/slut
Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him
209.
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
96
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
58
/crime
You fail to pickpocket a noble. He summons the guards and they fine you
650
My client did better job than me
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
52
/work
You sell bananas for
98
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
65
/work
You cannot work for 45 seconds.
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
73.
/crime
Someone told the police you were doing something sketchy. You got caught and were fined
452
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
296.
/slut
You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing
353 to resolve your burnt skin.
/crime
After many failed attempts, you decide to rob the orphanage, knowing that no one will help them. Upon arriving they are so excited to see a visitor your heart melts and you donate
488 to the orphanage.
/work
You worked and gained
86
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
66 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
390 for the night.
/crime
You sneak into the theatre and try to steal tickets but you get caught and thrown out with a fine of
412
fuuuck
You make a living selling weed for
86 a day
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 33 minutes and 30 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 33 minutes and 20 seconds.
Damn
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
90
/slut
Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes
119 from you as compensation.
/crime
You wrecked the car you borrowed from the High Rollers in the race. You owe them
420 in damages.
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
95.
/crime
You did not even do anything wrong, yet you lost
670
/slut
You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined
256
/crime
You receive an unmarked letter in the post. Inside is a cheque of
453, which probably means that the "business" went well.
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
60.
/slut
You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a
170 fine!
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
73, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/crime
A woman gave you
427, for killing her husband!
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
156.
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
60 from ad revenue.
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
354.
/crime
You pickpocket someone successfully and steal the money out of their wallet, there was
396 in it
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
67
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 48 seconds.
/crime
You steal a painting of a mustached man and sell it for
455.
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
74
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
382 and maybe chlamydia.
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
57!
/crime