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You robbed
404 from Sabotender#8831.
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
87
/slut
You fuck this really hot girl, and you find out she has herpes. You are fined
185 to get it cured.
/rob Rem 6511
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob Rem#6511
You attempted to rob Rem#6511, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
394 for your services.
/rob Rocky
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Rocky#9887
2 - Rocky#1674
3 - Rocky007#0369
4 - RockyB#7674
5 - ROCKYBOI#8005
6 - RockyStrain#9121
7 - Rockyvader100#8199
8 - Rockyy#3321
2
You attempted to rob Rocky#1674, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You robbed
16 from nonchalant history buff#4341.
/rob @nonchalant history buff
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
@kind elk /rob @kind elk @kind elk
You cannot rob yourself!
/rob The Ghost
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - The Ghost#1412
2 - The Ghost#3569
2
You were caught attempting to rob The Ghost#3569, and have been fined
292.
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
365
/crime
You got caught hacking into the CIA, and lost
267
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
121 in one night.
/crime
You were caught trying to pickpocket! You are fined
391
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
62.
/work
You walk dogs for
59.
/slut
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a
104 fine!
/crime
Stealing candy from a baby didn't turn out to be as easy as you'd think, you've been fined
368
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
72 for your work.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.
You've been fined
517 for trying to rob a poor person.
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
87
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/crime
You steal
634 from a loan shark, and move to the other side of the world.
/slut
You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you
181.
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 31 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 36 seconds.
/rob The Ghost
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - The Ghost#1412
2 - The Ghost#3569
2
You've been fined
495 for trying to rob a poor person.
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob the-cheese
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 58 minutes.
Ffs
/rob @frank basalt
You robbed
36 from 1HitKill#9233.
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
81
/crime
You get caught breaking the parking meter machines and are fined
463
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
187
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
72
/crime
You attempted to take a guy's wallet, but you grabbed his ass instead and was fined
272 for sexual assault
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
241
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 8 seconds.
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
81
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 6 seconds.
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
93 near one of the potatoes
/crime
You access the point log and clear everything, gaining
342
/slut
Nobody cares about you. You lost
131 trying to twerk.
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
288.
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
90
/crime
You rob the bank of Eternity for
517
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
393
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
356
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! Youโve earned
95!
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
64 in profits
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
389.
/crime
You steal an orange and pawn it for
699.
/crime
You entered the Royal Palace and stole a precious diamond. You then sold it for
491
/crime
You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was
588
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 37 seconds.
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
88
/crime
You try to crash a wedding but are body slammed into the wedding cake. You pay
496 for the damage.
/slut
You have a good night out and earn
366.
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
67.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.
/slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
246 in order to keep quiet about it.
/rob @haughty peak
You attempted to rob jรฅmรซลก#6969, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/crime
You were caught trying to take candy from a baby, and have been given a
685 fine.
Jesus
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
89
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 43 seconds.
/rob The Ghost#3569
You've been fined
649 for trying to rob a poor person.
shit
You get it on with a waitress at the local cafรฉ. She gives you
256 after.
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
78.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 1 second.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 8 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 5 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 50 minutes and 39 seconds.
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
77
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 26 seconds.
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
64
/crime
You try to crash a wedding but are body slammed into the wedding cake. You pay
319 for the damage.
/slut
You have a good night out and earn
389.
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
77
/crime
You tried to rob a dolphin but the dolphin has cosmic powers. Get fined
567 for messing with the wrong dolphin!
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
219 to fuck the girls inside.
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
99
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
177 from the men.
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
52
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
285 from the client
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
71
/crime
Impersonating a banker was a bad move. You've been fined
538
/slut
Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged
294 for their medical fees.
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
70, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/crime
You stole the fancy umbrella toothpick from the bar. You were fined
256
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
325 to your Patreon
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
75.
/crime
You hacked your parent's bank account and made
606.
/slut
You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay
326 to fix your leg
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
336!
/slut
Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes
126, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
95!
/crime
You fail to pickpocket a noble. He summons the guards and they fine you
250
/crime
You make a profit selling catnip on the streets, and get
507.
/work
While you were searching for Pokรฉmon in the tall grass, you found
82!
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
214
successful day
/crime
You hacked this server and got
487.
/work
A drunk man pays you
99 to walk backwards.
You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost
127.
:(
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
99
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
311.
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
55
/crime
You walk down the street and find someone beating up an old man...so you decided to join in on the fun and get
679 from the man's wallet.
/crime
You rob a McDonald's and take
258.
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
76
/crime
Nuh, uh, uh, mister! You are fined
367.
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
87
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 2 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 10 seconds.
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
69
/slut
Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined
338.
/crime
You rob a squirrel of his nuts... and pawn them for
568
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
77 for watching.
/crime
You were caught trying to smuggle illegal aliens across the border and have been fined
334
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
201 for your services.
/work
You fixed and Mi-24 Helicopter for
61
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 40 minutes and 54 seconds.
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
56. Good job.
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
378 from the client
/crime
A box wobbles & falls from a delivery vehicle, landing right in front of you. Inside you find high-quality cigars. These are worth
407
/crime
You hit someone with a rock and they sued you for
578
/work
You milk a cow for
65
/slut
You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay
178 for surgery.
/crime
You tried to steal some toilet paper, but got caught by the mob, you got fined
454 and lost all your toilet paper.
/crime
You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. This causes a spring lock failure and the employee dies. You get sued
627. Great job.
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
54
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
241 for your services.
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
94.
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
335 from the client
/crime
You were caught not helping to commit the crime and instead sitting on your lazy ass talking about it on Discord and were ratted out for
279
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
383.
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
99
/crime
You held the planet ransom with nukes for
483
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
72! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
360
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
67
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
60
/crime
You slap someone with a fish, and steal all their money. You grab
459
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you
166.
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
76
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
200 in one night.
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
61
/crime
You sell your first mixtape and earn
415
/crime
You knock out a soccer mom in a fight for toilet paper. You got your toilet paper but you were fined
254 for offending the soccer mom.
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
52 for your struggles.
/slut
You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay
224 for surgery.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 24 seconds.
/work
You gave yourself
79 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 51 minutes and 32 seconds.
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
61
You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay
216 for surgery.
You hacked your parent's bank account and made
324.
/crime
You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost
667.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 44 seconds.
/slut
You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
337.
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
82 on the floor.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
66
/crime
You got caught raiding and got fined
392
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
253.
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
79
/crime
During a drug deal with a notorious drug cartel, they jump the gun and take both your paid drugs and wallet. You lost
591
/slut
You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took
260 from you.
/slut
You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay
119
/crime
You find some farming tools and steal a few when people aren't looking and sell them to a farmer for
661
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
100.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
86
/work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
61
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/shop
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
95
/slut
An adult video site pays you
154 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
/crime
You manage to slip some gemstones into your pockets when the store owner isn't looking, selling them later for
388.
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
92 off of donations.
/crime
You are caught impersonating a bot and get fined
369
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
299.
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
66.
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
172.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
87
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
83
/crime
You Stole a T-55 Tank and sold it for
686 on the market
/slut
You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed
138.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
60
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
69
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 12 seconds.
/crime
You steal the Queen's crown and sell it on the black market for
362
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 27 seconds.
/slut
You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of
357.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 23 seconds.
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
63
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
107.
/crime
You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. They drop
309 as a result. Thankfully, nothing went wrong, but now they're pissed at you.
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
87
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
87
/slut
You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined
132
/crime
You did a crime and refuse to do the time. You lose
648.
You clean off the counters and get paid
81
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
68
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 38 minutes and 37 seconds.
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
55
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 18 minutes and 8 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 17 minutes and 45 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 11 minutes and 41 seconds.
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
57
/crime
Target catches you stealing their goods and charges you
607 of stolen merchandise
/crime
You steal a ps4 and pawn it for
500
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 46 seconds.
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
84
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
349.
/crime
A drone drops off your mysterious package and you sell it for
390
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
207
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
69.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 48 seconds.
/slut
You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again.
237 for the paramedics to come and help you out.
/crime
You stole Justin Bieber's wallet and found
356 in it.
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
94
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
75 from your peers.
/crime
You steal change from the homeless. You got
598
/crime
You sold drugs for
512
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
64
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
106!
/slut
You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again.
259 for the paramedics to come and help you out.
/crime
You sell your kidney on the black market for
343
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
82
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 27 minutes and 34 seconds.
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
54.
/crime
You were caught shoplifting. Pay a fine of
319
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
60
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 48 seconds.
/crime
You managed to get caught during a graffiti session. Your bail is
276.
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
87.
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
68
/crime
You attempt to rob the peasant's village. You don't find any valuable assets, and you get fined
543.
/crime
You pickpocket a passing noble, guess crime does pay after all. You manage to steal
336
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
361!
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
52
/work
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
96
You fail to pickpocket a noble. He summons the guards and they fine you
511
You fucked a trap, not realising it was a bear trap, and it gave you
256 out of pity.
Wtf
You cannot commit a crime for 35 minutes and 54 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 54 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 37 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 37 minutes and 9 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 4 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 48 seconds.
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
64
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
62.
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
79
/work
You serve the customers and receive
96
/slut
You get
288 through donations on your cam stream.
/crime
You get caught adding your milk before your cereal and receive a fine of
352
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
61
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
63.
/crime
You get caught breaking the parking meter machines and are fined
640
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
319 in one night.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 13 seconds.
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
71
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
104.
/slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
106
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 48 seconds.
/work
You become a game developer and raised
94 for charity.
/crime
You try to crash a wedding but are body slammed into the wedding cake. You pay
329 for the damage.
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
90 for the hard work
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 37 seconds.
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
50!
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
142.
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
60.
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
353 in return!
/crime
You tried to put the milk before the cereal and were put in jail for your heinous acts, you have to pay
310 for bail!
Trying to rob someone isn't that easy. They attack you and steal
508, luckily you aren't reported.
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
271 at you.
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
56!
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 33 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 33 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 31 seconds.
/search
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
55
/crime
Stealing candy from a baby didn't turn out to be as easy as you'd think, you've been fined
314
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
211
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
56
/crime
You work for the Juarez cartel as a brick-presser and earn
348! They'll probably kill you and your family tomorrow. Just saying.
/slut
Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes
103, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
54
/slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
141!
/crime
You attempt to rob a body builder, you get your ass kicked. Pay
689
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
78
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
273
/crime
You find a trading vulnerability in a game and duplicate inventory for which you sell and earn
560
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
61 from selling drinks
/crime
You spend all week trying to hack into a bank's system, and fail miserably. Because of bills and having to pay for food, you have lost
421.
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
291 at you.
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
79
/crime
While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay
370.
/slut
You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took
378 from you.
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
82, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/crime
You kidnap a citizen and take them hostage for
310
/slut
You rake in
129, but your butthole will never be the same...
/crime
You got caught trying to steal Robux and got a
390 fine.
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
165.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
60.
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
65
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
83
/crime
You steal a guard's radio and sell it for parts, and receive
449.
/slut
Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay
143 for a new one.
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
54
/slut
While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was
161, this sort of thing can never be fixed.
/crime
You steal a guard's radio and sell it for parts, and receive
514.
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
57
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 4 minutes and 37 seconds.
/crime
You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost
657.
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you
292.
damn
/crime
You robbed a cat, but felt guilty once you saw she was a single mom with ten kittens and paid her back
438.
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
239
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
66
/help
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
58
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
69!
/crime
You steal lamps for
360
/slut
Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John
342
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
65
/rob @ripe badger
You attempted to rob Andre Lenoish#5736, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as an egg and earn
97
/crime
You went to rob a bank and failed miserably, although you did escape the cops and made it back to your apartment. You found
486 on the ground in the parking lot.
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
72 from selling drinks
/crime
You unsuccessfully bribed a cop. See ya in prison, buddy. You lost
309
/slut
Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John
372
/crime
You got caught trying to steal Robux and got a
514 fine.
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
67 when you got back home
/slut
An adult video site pays you
346 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
98.
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
102.
/crime
You work for the Juarez cartel as a brick-presser and earn
698! They'll probably kill you and your family tomorrow. Just saying.
/crime
It turns out that you somehow dropped a loot bag of
486 during the escape home. Better luck next time.
You have worked in the prison gardens for
70
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
347 for the night.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 26 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 7 seconds.
/crime
You attempt to break into an electronics store. You smash the window to bits and climb inside, only to hear sirens approaching fast.. You haven't even gotten the loot yet. You must have tripped a silent alarm. Busted. You are fined
494
/slut
You rake in
107, but your butthole will never be the same...
/slut
Thatโs not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay
154 in hospital fees.
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
80 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/crime
You mug someone in a video game for all that they have, too bad it wasn't anything but some worthless bottle caps, netting you
596
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
76.
/slut
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay
365 for violating the stay-at-home order.
/crime
Those weren't girl scout cookies, but hey you got
532
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
68
/crime
An informant catches you in the act and relays it to the authorities. You are caught and fined
363
/slut
You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and
182.
damn
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
88.
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
246 from the client
/crime
Nerf guns don't work idiot. Fined
256
/crime
You managed to get caught during a graffiti session. Your bail is
662.
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
390!
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
54 for the hard work
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
85!
/slut
You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for
172
/crime
You rob an orphanage for
410
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 39 seconds.
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
69.
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
61
/crime
During an armed assault, you are knocked unconscious by an old geezer. Afterwards, it seems that you are missing
459 when you wake up.
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local cafรฉ. She gives you
354 after.
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
72
/work
You work as the president and earn
95
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
83 from a thrown out wallet.
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local cafรฉ. She gives you
317 after.
/crime
You're caught helping the enemy. Pay
661
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
86
/crime
You tried stealing money from a cop, you were fined
540
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
332 in a baggie next to you.
/crime
You robbed the police station, which normally is a stupid idea, but they took the day off. You escaped with a police car, which you sold for
695
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 48 seconds.
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
118 to clean the stains.
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
62. The students loved you!
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
61.
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
308 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/crime
You raided the enemy tribe and got
506
/work
You walk dogs for
99.
/crime
You get caught breaking the parking meter machines and are fined
383
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
191 and a sore ass.
You work as a professional snail racer and win
88
/crime
You were caught in the act, and fined
381
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
251.
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
95
I killed someone here
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
56 after the pizzeria closes down.
/crime
You sell cellular phones for a whopping
531
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
127!
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
63
/rob infinity#6767
You robbed
1,517 from Infinity#6767.
ok idc
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
52, albeit reluctantly.
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
226
/slut
She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her
206.
You managed to get caught during a graffiti session. Your bail is
627.
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
184 for your hard work.
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
62. Good job!
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
90
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 9 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 16 seconds.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob Shadow Town
You attempted to rob Shadow town#1657, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
83
@stark venture
@ripe badger
@stark venture
@ripe badger
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
64
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
371
You did a crime and got
602 from it :/
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 22 seconds.
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
213
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
77. Congrats!
/crime
You kill a guard with a sickle and steal
267 from his dead, bloated corpse.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 14 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 14 seconds.
sobs in broke
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
62!
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
95
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
352 to stop because that's weird.
/work
Just take the
76 and go...
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
66 in your direction.
/crime
You drop all the money from the heist, good going. You also get arrested and fined
598.
/work
You worked overtime for
67
/slut
You rake in
225, but your butthole will never be the same...
Lol
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
67
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
123.
/crime
You got a cop drunk and stole his car, selling the parts for
690
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
92
/crime
You got caught speeding, your ticket comes to
440
/slut
You found an extra
119 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
62
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
50
/crime
Someone told the police you were doing something sketchy. You got caught and were fined
534
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
329
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
67
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/crime
You posted in the wrong Discord channel and have been fined
591.
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
171 at you.
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
98
/crime
Being the criminal mastermind you are, you decide to rob the next person you see. An old lady approaches, here's your chance! You threaten her & demand money. The poor old lady gives you
699 in sheer terror.
/slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
134
/crime
You sell your kidney on the black market for
537
/rob @distant latch
You robbed
2,837 from Censored Screaming#0403.
yes
/crime
You rob a nearby corner store for
553
/work
You serve the customers and receive
94
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
379
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
51 strewn about between the seats!
/crime
You stole the fancy umbrella toothpick from the bar. You were fined
288
/slut
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you
148!
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
78
/rob summers#2036
You were caught attempting to rob summers#2036, and have been fined
611.
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
185
/crime
While robbing a dirty video store, you get distracted and lose track of time. The police arrive, arrest you, and your bail cost
422.
Bruh
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
87!
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
61
/crime
You got caught trying to steal Robux and got a
460 fine.
/slut