You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
85!
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You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
85!
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
89
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
285!
/work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
91.
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
73.
/crime
You attempted to rob the local bank and got caught by the police. You are fined
255
/work
You work as a plus sized model and earn
79
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
81.
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
84.
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
79
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
79
/crime
You got caught by the FBI trying to get a free Minecraft account. You've been sent to jail and fined
500!
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
162
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
58
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
80
/crime
You attempted to rob the local bank and got caught by the police. You are fined
289
/slut
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay
387 for violating the stay-at-home order.
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
52 for your efforts!
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
106 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/crime
You raided the enemy tribe and got
444
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
52
/slut
You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing
128 to resolve your burnt skin.
/crime
Those weren't girl scout cookies, but hey you got
324
/rob McGrady4Favre#3020
You attempted to rob McGrady4Favre#3020, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
90 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/crime
You steal all the candy from a candy store. After fighting the urge to eat it, you sell it for
322.
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
226.
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
92 from selling drinks
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
74.
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
97.
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
80
/crime
A drone drops off your mysterious package and you sell it for
420
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
330 for your services.
๐ธ
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
115 for your solid work.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 48 seconds.
!slut
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
51. Congrats!
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 22 seconds.
/rob @midnight aurora
You were caught attempting to rob kentuckysadler5#7732, and have been fined
582.
Strike back then
You rob a loyal nobleman's house while he was out for brunch with another nobleman. You find
648 worth of assets.
Don't rob me back doe
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 42 seconds.
/crime
You found
619 under your bus seat. Shhh! Don't tell anyone.
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
53
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
283
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
96!
/crime
Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldnโt stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost
319.
/slut
An adult video site pays you
238 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
52
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
73
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
342
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 7 seconds.
/crime
You rob a bank for
340
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
64
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
397!
379 tf
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
76
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
83.
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
59 strewn about between the seats!
/work
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
100
/crime
The Russian government pays you
311 after you successfully blow up an arms depot.
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
62 because we pity you.
lol
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
90
/work
You receive a check of
99 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
150
/crime
You steal
455 from a child and (narrowly) escape.
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
99
/crime
You were caught not helping to commit the crime, and just sitting on your lazy ass on Discord.
For this you've been fined
599
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
199
/work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
83.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
92
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
345... yikes
/crime
You robbed a Kwik-E Mart and cashed out with
694
/crime
Your rent is due. You send a check for
549.
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
78.
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
99.
/slut
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a
247 fine!
/crime
You steal a cellphone and sell it on eBay for
382
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
56!
/crime
You assassinate a high priority target. Your client pays you
290.
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
286
/crime
You got caught with garlic bread in your purse! You pay the restaurant
440
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
62 from ad revenue.
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
61 for doing his job.
/crime
You have been caught helping your neighbour steal from the local bank, and got fined
296
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 56 seconds.
/slut
You earned
158 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 48 seconds.
You work as a janitor and earn
100
/crime
You tried to trip an old man and he beats you with a stick. The police then arrive on scene and fine you
338 for attempted murder.
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
400.
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really donโt lie. You earn
78.
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
186!
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
97.
/crime
You entered the Royal Palace and stole a precious diamond. You then sold it for
368
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
104 on your way out of the locker room.
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
81
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
71
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
89 in profits
/work
You battled and gained
91.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
/slut
You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and
380.
/crime
You see a man burying a dead body in the park. He pays you
685 to help him out.
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 47 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 13 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 39 seconds.
/Rob glitch
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - glitch#7074
2 - glitch#9315
3 - Glitch094#4667
4 - Glitche#2644
5 - Glitchrat#6221
6 - GlitchyCube#6382
1
You were caught attempting to rob glitch#7074, and have been fined
659.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 8 seconds.
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
69!
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
81!
/crime
You were found in the Springfield Power Plant trying to make crack cocaine, you were fined
488
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
314... yikes
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
92
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
377
/crime
You hit someone with a rock and they sued you for
309
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
66
Your friend pays you
245 for you to worship her feet
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
83
/crime
You got caught trying to steal iPhone X and pay a fine of
575
BRUH I'M DONE COMMITTING CRIMES
/work
You went out fishing ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
78
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
72 for the hard work
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
99
/work
You worked and gained
100
/crime
You were caught vaping in the bathroom and have been given a
301 fine.
/slut
You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay
307
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
89 and given a bottle of wine.
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
62 ๐
/crime
You steal an orange and pawn it for
306.
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
330 and a sore ass.
/crime
You steal the Queen's crown and sell it on the black market for
693
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
82
/crime
You work for a Mexican cartel and make
256
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
52.
/slut
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you
350.
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
398
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
65
/work
You got featured and won
70
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
56
/crime
You successfully take furniture from the furniture store and sell it online for
669!
/slut
You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay
190 for surgery.
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
98 for doing it
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
55.
/slut
A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you
370 for having your junk out.
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
205 from the men.
/crime
You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was
260
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
68
/work
You worked and gained
60
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
383 for your hard work.
/crime
You rob a McDonald's and take
294.
/work
You went out fishing ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
76
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 44 minutes and 3 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 44 minutes and 6 seconds.
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
82
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
311 : D
/crime
You try to mug a rich kid, but end up failing and get fined
267.
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
62
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
335 on the way back to your ship.
/crime
You steal
327 from your boss and didn't get caught.
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
50
/crime
You stole the fancy umbrella toothpick from the bar. You were fined
391
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 50 seconds.
You take it up the ass for
344
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
54
Earning is getting even worse
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
91.
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
329
/crime
You attempt to break into an electronics store. You smash the window to bits and climb inside, only to hear sirens approaching fast.. You haven't even gotten the loot yet. You must have tripped a silent alarm. Busted. You are fined
348
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
96
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
342
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
79
/crime
You try to snipe someone, but get your calculations off, hitting a random guy next to your target, losing you
330 in payment for a cleaner.
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
90
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
88
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
63
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
95
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 48 seconds.
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
74.
/crime
You were caught trying to steal dogs from the animal shelter and have been fined
583
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
201!
/work
69 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
279 and a sore ass.
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really donโt lie. You earn
63.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 43 seconds.
/crime
Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back
462 to dodge death.
/crime
You robbed a bank but your getaway car got a flat tire and you were fined
466
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
371
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
85
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You slept in a bed and found
81 under your pillow when you woke up
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
231 to your Patreon
/crime
You steal a guard's radio and sell it for parts, and receive
460.
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
70 because we pity you.
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
84
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
86.
/crime
You hack into the mainframe, getting
672 in the process
/slut
Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined
248.
damn
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
57 when you got back home
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
76
/crime
You rob a squirrel of his nuts and pawn them for
569
/slut
You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took
302 from you.
/rob benjani#8358
You were caught attempting to rob benjani#8358, and have been fined
296.
/rob Hamster#3103
You were caught attempting to rob Hamster#3103, and have been fined
297.
/crime
You break into Discord Headquarters, you steal
634 and escape unnoticed!
/slut
You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of
248.
/crime
You stole a package from your neighbour and sold it on the deep web for
506
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
90
/slut
You fucked a trap, not realising it was a bear trap, and it gave you
111 out of pity.
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
86.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 56 minutes and 7 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 5 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 49 minutes and 46 seconds.
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
64
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 49 minutes and 23 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
72 for your efforts!
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
80
/crime
You stepped on a Lego and couldn't continue, you've been fined
260
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
364 for the good time.
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
89 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
94 for all your items.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 54 seconds.
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
94!
/slut
You get
133 through donations on your cam stream.
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
67
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
274.
/crime
The cops start chasing you, and
442 falls out of your pocket!
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
56
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
330 in a baggie next to you.
/crime
A woman gave you
634, for killing her husband!
/rob McGrady4Favre
You attempted to rob McGrady4Favre#3020, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
78!
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
100
/crime
You were caught eating cakes in a bakery, you have been fined
642!
/slut
You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined
178.
damn
/slut
A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you
238 for having your junk out.
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
96
/crime
You attempt to break into an electronics store. You smash the window to bits and climb inside, only to hear sirens approaching fast.. You haven't even gotten the loot yet. You must have tripped a silent alarm. Busted. You are fined
281
dang it
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
100, as it was originally their job
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
62
#40
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
66
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 42 seconds.
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
94
/work
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received
60!
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
78
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
77 for your team winning!
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
75!
/crime
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, & got a forceful swipe with her stick, and have been given community service work and a
495 fine!
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
193
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
84 for your struggles.
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
97
/slut
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you
311.
/dep all
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
75
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
88
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
61
/work
You cannot work for 22 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 14 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 4 seconds.
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
60
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
92.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 51 seconds.
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
69
/work
You dig around in your yard and gain
99
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
98. Good job!
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
82
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
55, albeit reluctantly.
/crime
You stealthily pickpocket a nearby customer with
277 worth of silver coins.
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
253 and a sore ass.
/work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
84.
/slut
You take it up the ass for
282
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
71!
/crime
You rob a liquor store for
505
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
81
/crime
During the escape, the police catch up with your gang and confiscate
411 from you.
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
131 to stop because that's weird.
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
80
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
302.
/crime
On the way to work you decided to rob a store and successfully got
424.
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
79!
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
74.
/crime
You kidnaped a cat and took it hostage for
512
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
393
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
88.
/work
You work as a plus sized model and earn
61
/crime
You help an old lady cross the road,
501 falls out of her purse and you take it!
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
304 from the client
/work
You develop games and earn
92.
@plain pilot
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
57
/slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
364!
/crime
You start up a detective service for a few days, but when you finally get business you end up robbing your client for
505.
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
93
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
263
/crime
You successfully take furniture from the furniture store and sell it online for
278!
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
64.
/crime
You try taking candy from a baby and get caught. You have been fined
334.
/slut
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
263
damn
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
108
/kill
/slut
You get paid
323 for crossdressing
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
62
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
71
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
63
/crime
You milk your videos with clickbait and giveaway-videos, earning
454
/slut
You found an extra
383 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
380!
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
69
/crime
You rob a gas station of all its fidget spinners. You sell them for
253 to some 11 year olds.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 6 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 43 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 57 seconds.
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
69
/crime
You fail to pickpocket a noble. He summons the guards and they fine you
691
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
189 and maybe chlamydia.
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
81 for it.
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
71
/crime
You steal an apple from the market for
510
/rob <Milly??#1025>
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 42 seconds.
/rob <user>
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 50 minutes and 54 seconds.
While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was
398, this sort of thing can never be fixed.
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
99
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 56 minutes and 28 seconds.
ight im out
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
90
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
57
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
354 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
You make a profit selling catnip on the streets, and get
657.
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
92.
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
91
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
155 for your solid work.
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
95
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
63.
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
63
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
59!
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
50.
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
91
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
318!
/crime
You break into Discord Headquarters, you steal
430 and escape unnoticed!
/crime
Steal pencils from Jeff's house. He gets mad and takes it out on the house across the street, resulting in a triple homicide and manslaughter. The police suspect you as an accomplice, so you pay
281 in legal fees trying to clear your name
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
51 for your services.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 56 minutes and 44 seconds.
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
123.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
95
/crime
You kidnap a bride and take her hostage for
349
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
86
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
82
/crime
You are hired by one of the admins to take out a server member. You were caught by the police and are fined
647
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 37 seconds.
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
63
/slut
Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him
235.
/crime
You were caught trying to steal dogs from the animal shelter and have been fined
327
/bal
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
59
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
82!
/crime
You start selling steroids to the players on your team. You manage to make
576!
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
255!
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
84
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
75
/work
Just take the
74 and go...
/slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
117
/crime
You steal
638 from a loan shark, and move to the other side of the world.
/rob @ornate bison
You attempted to rob Elk#0001, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob @full gull
You attempted to rob Biblically#0001, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
Elk โ Today at 9:26 AM
ey fuck u homie
not nice
A WTF

_>
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
66 off your new game.
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
96
/crime
You assassinate an actor for
369
/crime
You got caught hacking into the CIA, and lost
455
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
72
/slut
You earn
227 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 8 seconds.
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
91
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
203!
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
77
/slut
Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost
111, have fun
/crime
You rob another server for
266
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
94 for helping them out.
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
68 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
82
/crime
You choked on a Twinkie and had to pay a hospital fine of
649.
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
215
/work
You are paid
96 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/crime
You knock out a soccer mom in a fight for toilet paper. You got your toilet paper but you were fined
532 for offending the soccer mom.
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
351
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
64.
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
160 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
57
/crime
Unfortunately, your public indecency did not pay off and got caught. You were fined
260
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
71.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 2 minutes and 11 seconds.
/crime
You rob the 24/7 and steal a few hundred bucks, then you remember, its a game and you waste
353 for more in game currency.
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
89.
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
170!
/crime
You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of
286
/crime
You did a crime and for some reason you now have
587 more
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
86
/crime
You robbed a cat, but felt guilty once you saw she was a single mom with ten kittens and paid her back
689.
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
107 to your Patreon!
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
97
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
95
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
61
/shop
/work
You work as an egg and earn
94
/crime
You pour rain water into bottles, claiming that it's Holy water, and sell them for
632
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
189
/work
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob) whilst betting.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 41 seconds.
You cannot work for 36 seconds.
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
86
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 45 minutes and 53 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 45 minutes and 50 seconds.
/crime
You rob a convenience store for
368
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
83 for the hard work
/crime
You steal candy from some schoolgirls and earn
286
/slut
You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job
255
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
76
/work
You sell your crab for
75, you monster
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
80.
/crime
While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay
385.
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 14 seconds.
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
273.
/slut
You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again.
343 for the paramedics to come and help you out.
Your money laundering scheme has backfired. After serving your sentence, you must re-pay
287 back as restitution.
Oh my god what is with this
You worked as a businessman and earned
57
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
53
/work
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob) whilst betting.
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
67, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/crime
Stealing candy from a baby didn't turn out to be as easy as you'd think, you've been fined
267
/slut
Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes
191, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.
/help slot
/work
You are paid
77 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/slut
An adult video site pays you
370 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
100!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 34 seconds.
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
85
/slut
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay
379 for violating the stay-at-home order.
/work
You receive a check of
89 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
56
/slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
195
/crime
You steal a car and take it to the junkyard
453
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
83
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
98
/work
You drive women to the store for
64
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
59, it must be your lucky day!
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
257
/crime
You steal a birds egg and sell it on the black market for
378
You've been fined
426 for trying to rob a poor person.
/work
You are paid
80 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
148 to your Patreon!
/crime
You're caught watching illegal Russian movies and slapped with a hefty
516 fine
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
98.
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
99
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
59
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
395 at you.
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
73 for your team winning!
Huzzah
You work as a smarties expert and earn
87
/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
208
/crime
Find some weed and sell it for
549
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
72
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
66
/slut
Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra
269.
/crime
Your money laundering scheme has backfired. After serving your sentence, you must re-pay
289 back as restitution.
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
93, it must be your lucky day!
/work
You cannot work for 16 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 2 seconds.
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
65
/work
You cannot work for 36 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 2 seconds.
/work