#back-room

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arctic ether
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Fuck

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/work

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Henny1xz#5445

You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn Cash63

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/work

river fractal
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/crime

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Lucifer666#5216

You robbed a bank but your getaway car got a flat tire and you were fined Cash328

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/work

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Henny1xz#5445

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 43 seconds.

arctic ether
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/crime

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Henny1xz#5445

You were hired by a hitman to murder Flanders, you had to throw out your white shirt but you managed to rack up Cash682

river fractal
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/bal

ripe badger
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/work

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alejandro3107#5131

You got featured and won Cash91

ripe badger
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/crime

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alejandro3107#5131

You robbed a bank and got Cash602

ripe badger
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/dep all

haughty peak
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/work

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šågę#4361

Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you Cash92.

haughty peak
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/slut

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šågę#4361

You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you Cash353 in order to keep quiet about it.

haughty peak
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/crime

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šågę#4361

You chopped down a government-protected tree and found Cash329 in it!

stark venture
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/work

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Maruchan#1025

You shine people's shoes in class and they give you Cash86.

river fractal
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/work

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Lucifer666#5216

You work as a space lawyer and earn Cash68

river fractal
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/crime

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Lucifer666#5216

You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost Cash283.

ripe badger
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/crime

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Randoomsnubbe#4475

You are hired by one of the admins to take out a server member. You were caught by the police and are fined Cash489

stark venture
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/work

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Maruchan#1025

Taxes collected! You have gained Cash72

hollow sorrel
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/work

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ybnaimon_#3945

You do some work around the house for Cash56

hollow sorrel
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/slut

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ybnaimon_#3945

You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took Cash150 from you.

hollow sorrel
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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ybnaimon_#3945

You were caught trying to rob an old lady, and have been given a Cash683 fine!

hollow sorrel
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sorry lady

ripe badger
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Chupapí Munaño#6220

You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid Cash100 for doing his job.

river fractal
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/work

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Lucifer666#5216

You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth Cash53.

ripe badger
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/work

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Chupapí Munaño#6220

You worked overtime for Cash54

stark venture
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/work

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Maruchan#1025

You work for a private military company, earning Cash75

river fractal
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/work

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Lucifer666#5216

You work as a personal shopper and earn Cash94

full gull
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Biblically#0001

You work at the dump all day. Then you found Cash66 from a thrown out wallet.

full gull
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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Biblically#0001

You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you Cash118.

full gull
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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Biblically#0001

Impersonating a banker was a bad move. You've been fined Cash608

stark venture
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/work

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Maruchan#1025

You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got Cash82!

river fractal
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Lucifer666#5216

You work as a zoologist and earn Cash92

river fractal
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Oh yeah it's all coming together

stark venture
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Maruchan#1025

A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you Cash87.

stark venture
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Maruchan#1025

You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid Cash67.

tender canopy
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/work

silent galeBOT
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huibmw#1771

You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you Cash79

tender canopy
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/slurp

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/slut

silent galeBOT
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huibmw#1771

You fucked a traffic cone and found Cash204 inside it

stark venture
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Maruchan#1025

You get a commission request, the payment is Cash62.

humble wadi
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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baraa#2981

You stole the fancy umbrella toothpick from the bar. You were fined Cash600

humble wadi
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F this

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/work

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baraa#2981

You work as a pumpkin picker Cash53

humble wadi
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I will never make a crime

stark venture
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Maruchan#1025

You work as a streamer and gain Cash94 from donations

river fractal
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Lucifer666#5216

You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded Cash70.

stark venture
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Maruchan#1025

You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain Cash88! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed

rose sequoia
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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DUCK#1384

You suck some toes and earn Cash337

rose sequoia
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/work

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DUCK#1384

You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive Cash73

stark venture
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Maruchan#1025

You gave yourself Cash93 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...

river fractal
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Lucifer666#5216

You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays Cash87 for your services.

river fractal
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/work

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Lucifer666#5216

You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for Cash98

river fractal
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Let's play some la bomba

humble wadi
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/work

silent galeBOT
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baraa#2981

You work as a zoologist and earn Cash53

river fractal
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Lucifer666#5216

You work as a streamer and gain Cash91 from donations

river fractal
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Lucifer666#5216

You work as crisis actor and earn Cash68.

stark venture
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/work

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Maruchan#1025

You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid Cash94.

river fractal
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Lucifer666#5216

You battled and gained Cash64.

stark venture
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Maruchan#1025

stopwatch You cannot work for 48 seconds.

stark venture
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Fuck

full gull
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Biblically#0001

You work as an egg and earn Cash56

full gull
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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Biblically#0001

You are weirdly good with your hands, have Cash256

full gull
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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Biblically#0001

You steal a hobo's money jar for Cash685

stark venture
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Maruchan#1025

Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you Cash57 .

arctic ether
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Henny1xz#5445

You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you Cash82 for a good job.

arctic ether
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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Henny1xz#5445

You stole a package from your neighbour and sold it on the deep web for Cash584

full gull
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Biblically#0001

You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn Cash87

full gull
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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Biblically#0001

Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay Cash400 for a new one.

stark venture
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Maruchan#1025

You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned Cash63!

stark venture
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Maruchan#1025

You eat bananas for a living and get Cash69

little lantern
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/work

silent galeBOT
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marklinckonor#0818

You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got Cash72

stark venture
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Maruchan#1025

You work as a snake milker and earn Cash50

stark venture
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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Maruchan#1025

You steal Cash403 from a loan shark, and move to the other side of the world.

leaden marsh
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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CowBoah#6213

You steal a police car and sell it on the black market for Cash260

stark venture
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Maruchan#1025

You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found Cash100 on the way back home!

static cedar
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/work

silent galeBOT
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rdny#3138

You work as a professional worker and earn Cash60.

night coyote
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/slut

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help me#2102

You shake what your momma gave you for Cash224.

night coyote
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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help me#2102

You were caught staying up past your bedtime and got Cash372 taken away from you!

night coyote
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/work

silent galeBOT
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help me#2102

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned Cash70

stark venture
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/work

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Maruchan#1025

You battled and gained Cash58.

wraith osprey
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/work

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MICPLAYA#9233

Cash89 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.

silent galeBOT
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SeaFloor Spreading#8052

You serve the customers and receive Cash57

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SeaFloor Spreading#8052

You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of Cash558!

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SeaFloor Spreading#8052

stopwatch You cannot work for 8 minutes and 58 seconds.

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SeaFloor Spreading#8052

You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with Cash106.

broken sorrel
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you Cash66.

stark venture
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Maruchan#1025

You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn Cash87

pulsar shale
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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datcord#9565

You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay Cash375 to get it out

pulsar shale
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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datcord#9565

You held the planet ransom with nukes for Cash656

pulsar shale
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/work

silent galeBOT
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datcord#9565

You host a fine wine tasting event and get Cash73

pulsar shale
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/with 333

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Oops

haughty peak
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/work

silent galeBOT
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šågę#4361

You work as a professional sleeper and earn Cash72

haughty peak
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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šågę#4361

You rob from a bank and gained Cash611 for escaping without being caught

haughty peak
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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šågę#4361

You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job Cash323

arctic ether
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/work

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Henny1xz#5445

You work as a plus sized model and earn Cash78

arctic ether
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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Henny1xz#5445

The police randomly stop you and fine you Cash404

arctic ether
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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Henny1xz#5445

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 53 seconds.

arctic ether
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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Henny1xz#5445

You work at the strip club and earn Cash136.

trim cairn
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/crime

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[DSS] Assaro Delamar#5823

You entered the Royal Palace and stole a precious diamond. You then sold it for Cash349

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/work

silent galeBOT
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[DSS] Assaro Delamar#5823

You milk a cow for Cash86

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/work

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šågę#4361

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got Cash73 I think...

haughty peak
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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šågę#4361

You loiter and are fined Cash305.

haughty peak
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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šågę#4361

You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost? Cash125 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?

haughty peak
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oh

pulsar shale
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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datcord#9565

You were fined Cash480 for slacking in school!

pulsar shale
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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datcord#9565

You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse, Cash328 went down your toilet

pulsar shale
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/work

silent galeBOT
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datcord#9565

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you Cash76 for helping them out.

broken sorrel
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You worked overtime for Cash87

silent galeBOT
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SeaFloor Spreading#8052

You work as a parkour specialist and earn Cash53

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SeaFloor Spreading#8052

You choked on your aspirations. You lost Cash548

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SeaFloor Spreading#8052

You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned Cash152

broken sorrel
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

A sudden gust of wind blows Cash82 in your direction.

haughty peak
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/work

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šågę#4361

You help clean up the local theater. You find Cash64 strewn about between the seats!

haughty peak
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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šågę#4361

You sold drugs for Cash448

haughty peak
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/slut

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šågę#4361

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives Cash236

stuck bridge
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Ooh

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I think I have a challenger

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Only room for one hooker round here friend

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And that's me

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XD

river fractal
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/work

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Lucifer666#5216

You work as a police officer and earn Cash71

river fractal
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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Lucifer666#5216

Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you Cash291 for public indecency.

river fractal
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I got ratted out

river fractal
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Lucifer666#5216

You got cloned for science. You earned Cash54

river fractal
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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Lucifer666#5216

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 10 minutes and 43 seconds.

stark venture
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Maruchan#1025

You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth Cash66.

ripe badger
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Truth seeker/giver#2955

You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid Cash90 for doing his job.

stark venture
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Maruchan#1025

You work as crisis actor and earn Cash96.

stark venture
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Maruchan#1025

You worked overtime for Cash56

full gull
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Biblically#0001

You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you Cash66

full gull
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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Biblically#0001

You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up Cash300

full gull
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/crime

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Biblically#0001

You aren't very sneaky, are you? You lost Cash632

empty vault
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/work

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FrAnE#7664

You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid Cash52 for doing it

empty vault
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/crime

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FrAnE#7664

Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldn’t stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost Cash640.

empty vault
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/slut

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FrAnE#7664

You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you Cash249 and maybe chlamydia.

empty vault
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/crime

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FrAnE#7664

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 56 minutes and 57 seconds.

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/work

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RingDangDooing#7711

Your level got featured epic and you won Cash85

wooden rampart
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/crime

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RingDangDooing#7711

You rob a squirrel of his nuts... and pawn them for Cash556

full gull
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/work

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Biblically#0001

You work as the president and earn Cash69

full gull
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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Biblically#0001

That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay Cash397 in hospital fees.

full gull
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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Biblically#0001

You are caught jaywalking while stealing a purse and are fined Cash672

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SeaFloor Spreading#8052

After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you Cash94, as it was originally their job

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SeaFloor Spreading#8052

You threaten a police officer, wasn't a smart idea. You got arrested and was fined Cash662

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SeaFloor Spreading#8052

You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect Cash396 in one night.

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SeaFloor Spreading#8052

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

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SeaFloor Spreading#8052

stopwatch You cannot work for 8 minutes and 18 seconds.

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SeaFloor Spreading#8052

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 9 seconds.

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SeaFloor Spreading#8052

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 9 seconds.

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SeaFloor Spreading#8052

stopwatch You cannot work for 3 minutes and 35 seconds.

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SeaFloor Spreading#8052

You work as a professional worker and earn Cash71.

stark venture
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/work

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Maruchan#1025

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you Cash93.

tawdry karma
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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therealflexi#8572

You are weirdly good with your hands, have Cash214

tawdry karma
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/ork

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/Work

silent galeBOT
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therealflexi#8572

You gave yourself Cash87 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...

tawdry karma
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/rob @stark venture

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therealflexi#8572

xmark You were caught attempting to rob Maruchan#1025, and have been fined Cash651.

tawdry karma
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dayum

stark venture
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Thx @tawdry karma

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/work

silent galeBOT
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Maruchan#1025

You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in Cash61

ripe badger
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/work

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Dragon lord#5915

You work as a pumpkin picker Cash69

ripe badger
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/crime

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Dragon lord#5915

After a night of drinking in the tavern, you are caught peeing in the tavern's water fountain in a drunken state. You were fined Cash635 but you really don't remember.

ripe badger
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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Dragon lord#5915

You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes Cash175 from you.

ripe badger
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/rob @night blaze

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Dragon lord#5915

xmark You were caught attempting to rob joe "ape yahweh dmt taco" rogan#8089, and have been fined Cash264.

broken sorrel
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you Cash78 .

night blaze
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SeaFloor Spreading#8052

You repair the lights and receive Cash90

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SeaFloor Spreading#8052

You give excellent head and earn a solid Cash331.

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SeaFloor Spreading#8052

You break into a firework factory and steals all the firecrackers and sell them for Cash635

sterile minnow
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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zortanthe|||#4984

You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs Cash249

sterile minnow
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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zortanthe|||#4984

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 29 seconds.

haughty peak
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/work

silent galeBOT
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šågę#4361

You work for a private military company, earning Cash98

haughty peak
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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šågę#4361

You steal an apple from the market for Cash531

haughty peak
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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šågę#4361

You give excellent head and earn a solid Cash300.

sterile minnow
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/work

silent galeBOT
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zortanthe|||#4984

You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn Cash68

sterile minnow
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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zortanthe|||#4984

You stole from the cookie jar and gave them to your friend for Cash530

sterile minnow
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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zortanthe|||#4984

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was Cash305 in a baggie next to you.

stark venture
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/work

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Maruchan#1025

You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found Cash64 near one of the potatoes

sterile minnow
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/work

silent galeBOT
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zortanthe|||#4984

You work as a street performer and earn Cash76

sterile minnow
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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zortanthe|||#4984

A wise asian girl once said, Be a better criminal. Get fined Cash474 kiddo

sterile minnow
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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zortanthe|||#4984

You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in Cash343

hollow sorrel
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/work

silent galeBOT
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ybnaimon_#3945

You clean off the animatronics and get paid Cash66

hollow sorrel
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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ybnaimon_#3945

You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you Cash194 for your services.

hollow sorrel
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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ybnaimon_#3945

You were caught trying to scam people, and have been given a Cash526 fine!

hollow sorrel
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fuck uou

stark venture
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Maruchan#1025

You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain Cash99! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed

pseudo marsh
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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Strawbvrry_Void#3777

Being the criminal mastermind you are, you decide to rob the next person you see. An old lady approaches, here's your chance! You threaten her & demand money. The poor old lady gives you Cash337 in sheer terror.

pseudo marsh
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yus

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/work

silent galeBOT
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Strawbvrry_Void#3777

You work as a professional sleeper and earn Cash70

pseudo marsh
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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Strawbvrry_Void#3777

You fucked a traffic cone and found Cash195 inside it

pseudo marsh
#

yus

stark venture
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Maruchan#1025

You worked overtime for Cash57

stark venture
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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Maruchan#2766

You go down on that rich kid and earn Cash328

stark venture
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Fuck yeah

empty vault
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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FrAnE#7664

You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn Cash76

empty vault
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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FrAnE#7664

You are weirdly good with your hands, have Cash207

empty vault
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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FrAnE#7664

You were caught trying to steal a cat, and have been given a Cash334 fine!

jolly path
#

!work

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/work

silent galeBOT
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noemca#9903

You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make Cash81.

jolly path
#

/collectincome

silent galeBOT
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noemca#9903

xmark You have no role income to collect!

jolly path
#

/bank

#

/bal

haughty peak
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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šågę#4361

You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth Cash96.

haughty peak
#

/collectincome

silent galeBOT
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šågę#4361

xmark You have no role income to collect!

haughty peak
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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šågę#4361

You rob the bank of Eternity for Cash283

haughty peak
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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šågę#4361

You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent Cash173 on medical bills.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You fixed and Mi-24 Helicopter for Cash79

haughty peak
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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šågę#4361

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 26 minutes and 5 seconds.

haughty peak
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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šågę#4361

You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed Cash64.

haughty peak
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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šågę#4361

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 26 minutes and 3 seconds.

silent galeBOT
#
SeaFloor Spreading#8052

You work as a sandcastle builder and earn Cash82

#
SeaFloor Spreading#8052

You got caught stealing cheese wheels and are fined Cash467

#
SeaFloor Spreading#8052

While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was Cash154, this sort of thing can never be fixed.

full gull
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Biblically#0001

You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid Cash92

full gull
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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Biblically#0001

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of Cash238, and you go ahead with it.

full gull
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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Biblically#0001

You were caught in the act, and fined Cash327

full gull
#

🖕

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid Cash84 for doing his job.

sterile minnow
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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zortanthe|||#4984

Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's Cash58.

sterile minnow
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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zortanthe|||#4984

The police randomly stop you and fine you Cash569

sterile minnow
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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zortanthe|||#4984

You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned Cash104

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

A sudden gust of wind blows Cash94 in your direction.

slender turtle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Galasky#4024

You suggest something good and get rewarded Cash62

slender turtle
#

/dep all

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Filqdo#0001

You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got Cash84

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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Filqdo#0001

You robbed a bank and were caught during the police chase that followed. Your bail was set at Cash667.

ripe badger
#

damn

haughty peak
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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šågę#4361

You were caught trying to steal dogs from the animal shelter and have been fined Cash652

haughty peak
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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šågę#4361

You work as a pumpkin picker Cash81

haughty peak
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
šågę#4361

Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John Cash165

stark venture
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Maruchan#2766

You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned Cash89!

haughty peak
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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šågę#4361

You dig around in your yard and gain Cash50

haughty peak
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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šågę#4361

You try to snipe someone, but get your calculations off, hitting a random guy next to your target, losing you Cash573 in payment for a cleaner.

haughty peak
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
šågę#4361

Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined Cash220

haughty peak
#

fuck

nocturne pelican
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Mezza#0103

You repair the lights and receive Cash60

nocturne pelican
#

/bal

full gull
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Biblically#0001

You see an old woman drop Cash676, and take it!

full gull
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Biblically#0001

You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn Cash80

full gull
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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Biblically#0001

You do a good deepthroating and earn Cash366 from the client

full gull
#

ez

stark venture
#

/work

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Maruchan#2766

You make a living selling weed for Cash65 a day

haughty peak
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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šågę#4361

You work as the namer of clouds and earn Cash52

haughty peak
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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šågę#4361

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 32 minutes and 20 seconds.

haughty peak
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
šågę#4361

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 32 minutes and 21 seconds.

stark venture
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Maruchan#2766

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you Cash65 for helping them out.

haughty peak
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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šågę#4361

You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you Cash83.

haughty peak
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
šågę#4361

You stole from the cookie jar and gave them to your friend for Cash497

haughty peak
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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šågę#4361

Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of Cash150!

stark venture
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Maruchan#2766

You work as a professional snuggler and earn Cash74

haughty peak
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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šågę#4361

You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make Cash93 just for playing that song, so nice pick!

haughty peak
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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šågę#4361

You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you Cash351.

haughty peak
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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šågę#4361

You rob an orphanage for Cash655

trim sphinx
#

lmaooo

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
ChipotleGod#3878

Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldn’t stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost Cash290.

trim sphinx
#

😭

#

i didnt have any money in the first place bruh

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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ChipotleGod#3878

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 27 seconds.

trim sphinx
haughty peak
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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šågę#4361

You bought and sold items and profited Cash83

haughty peak
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
šågę#4361

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 26 minutes and 25 seconds.

stark venture
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Maruchan#2766

After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn Cash76!

haughty peak
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
šågę#4361

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 26 minutes and 26 seconds.

stark venture
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Maruchan#2766

You steal a birds egg and sell it on the black market for Cash479

stark venture
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Maruchan#2766

What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you Cash162 for your solid work.

stark venture
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Maruchan#2766

Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of Cash88 😃

stark venture
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Maruchan#2766

You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned Cash87. The students loved you!

silent galeBOT
#
SeaFloor Spreading#8052

You find Cash70 randomly lying in the gutter

#
SeaFloor Spreading#8052

You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined Cash153

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SeaFloor Spreading#8052

Steal pencils from Jeff's house. He gets mad and takes it out on the house across the street, resulting in a triple homicide and manslaughter. The police suspect you as an accomplice, so you pay Cash334 in legal fees trying to clear your name

hollow sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ybnaimon_#3945

You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you Cash61

hollow sorrel
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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ybnaimon_#3945

You get hired to take it hard for the night for Cash224!

hollow sorrel
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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ybnaimon_#3945

You attempt to steal, but the person stabs you. You pay Cash388 in hospital expenses...

hollow sorrel
#

why do i even use crime

mint sand
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Killer__s/#4568

You work as a street performer and earn Cash78

mint sand
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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Killer__s/#4568

You storm the local police station and steal all their bribery money worth Cash303

mint sand
#

slut

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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Killer__s/#4568

Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn Cash162

quasi kernel
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
محمد العنزي#4915

You broke into the Warden's office and stole his chair. You managed to sell it for Cash318.

quasi kernel
#

s__hit head

#

i'm not playing red dead on pc i play it in consle

stark venture
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Maruchan#2766

You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you Cash69 as in return!

full gull
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Biblically#0001

Police did a strip search and found stolen toys, they fined you Cash271

full gull
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Biblically#0001

You licked SpongeBob's feet for Cash192!

full gull
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Biblically#0001

You sell bananas for Cash96

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Filqdo#0001

You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you Cash96

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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Filqdo#0001

You rob a nearby corner store for Cash423

full gull
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Biblically#0001

You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost? Cash123 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?

full gull
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Biblically#0001

You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money Cash86

bleak plank
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
le#7857

You earn Cash392 for giving some succ (the good kind)

bleak plank
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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le#7857

You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you Cash50.

bleak plank
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
le#7857

You were caught trying to rob an old lady, and have been given a Cash621 fine!

bleak plank
#

/rob

silent galeBOT
#
le#7857

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

bleak plank
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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le#7857

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 39 seconds.

bleak plank
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
le#7857

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 55 seconds.

bleak plank
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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le#7857

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 20 seconds.

bleak plank
#

??

hollow sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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ybnaimon_#3945

You work as a bed warmer and earn Cash83

hollow sorrel
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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ybnaimon_#3945

You work as a lubricant tester and earn Cash101.

hollow sorrel
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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ybnaimon_#3945

The person you were robbing noticed you. You have been fined for Cash474.

silent galeBOT
#
SeaFloor Spreading#8052

You managed to get with a famous actress for Cash273

#
SeaFloor Spreading#8052

You commit a heist and manage to take Cash448

#
SeaFloor Spreading#8052

You fail at work, but your boss pays you Cash55 out of pity.

full gull
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Biblically#0001

You gave yourself Cash50 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...

full gull
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Biblically#0001

You do a good deepthroating and earn Cash306 from the client

full gull
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Biblically#0001

You successfully take furniture from the furniture store and sell it online for Cash552!

haughty peak
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
šågę#4361

You work as a starving college student, you found Cash57 on the ground.

haughty peak
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
šågę#4361

You rob another server for Cash394

haughty peak
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
šågę#4361

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives Cash170

stark venture
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Maruchan#2766

You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned Cash98!

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Baine406#5491

You work as the head of potatoes and earn Cash79

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
StenoOnTop#4111

You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for Cash294.

stark venture
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Maruchan#2766

You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding Cash84. Congrats!

slender turtle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Galasky#4024

You take part in a Civil War battle and earn Cash58 for your team winning!

slender turtle
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Galasky#4024

Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in Cash375

silent galeBOT
#
SeaFloor Spreading#8052

You found Cash87 lying on the floor in General Chat!

#
SeaFloor Spreading#8052

You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay Cash311 for violating the stay-at-home order.

#
SeaFloor Spreading#8052

You work for a hacking association and earn Cash672

empty vault
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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FrAnE#7664

You sell your kidney on the black market for Cash345

empty vault
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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FrAnE#7664

You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you Cash75.

empty vault
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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FrAnE#7664

You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you Cash201.

haughty peak
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
šågę#4361

You work as a space lawyer and earn Cash92

haughty peak
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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šågę#4361

You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs Cash138

haughty peak
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
šågę#4361

You see an old woman drop Cash605, and take it!

bleak plank
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
le#7857

You need some extra cash for your drug habit. You break into the local dirty video store and rob them of Cash464! You also take a few "items" for yourself...

bleak plank
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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le#7857

You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you Cash297 after.

bleak plank
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
le#7857

You repair the lights and receive Cash80

bleak plank
#

/rob Arthur Morgan

silent galeBOT
#
le#7857

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - šågę#4361
2 - TermiNathan#7591
3 - GTX24#1399
4 - RedXD#8636
5 - Atakan#1268
6 - KingForza#5054
7 - Cuddle_xD#4422
8 - ^-^ James the Short Boi ^-^#2790
9 - soul#9999
10 - Doestrice#8475

bleak plank
#

1

silent galeBOT
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le#7857

xmark You attempted to rob šågę#4361, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

bleak plank
#

/rob SeaFloor Spreading

silent galeBOT
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le#7857

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.

bleak plank
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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le#7857

stopwatch You cannot work for 8 minutes and 49 seconds.

bleak plank
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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le#7857

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 34 seconds.

bleak plank
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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le#7857

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 23 seconds.

bleak plank
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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le#7857

You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid Cash70 and given a bottle of wine.

bleak plank
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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le#7857

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 33 minutes and 11 seconds.

bleak plank
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
le#7857

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 33 minutes and 15 seconds.

bleak plank
#

/rob ms.

silent galeBOT
#
le#7857

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Censored Screaming#0403
2 - Ms.Diane#3979

bleak plank
#

1

silent galeBOT
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le#7857

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 34 minutes.

ripe badger
#

level

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you Cash85.

potent terrace
#

1

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
WildBill66#9978

You bought and sold items and profited Cash100

potent terrace
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
WildBill66#9978

You stepped on a Lego and couldn't continue, you've been fined Cash531

haughty peak
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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šågę#4361

A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you Cash52.

haughty peak
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
šågę#4361

You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was Cash268.

haughty peak
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
šågę#4361

Trying to rob someone isn't that easy. They attack you and steal Cash283, luckily you aren't reported.

snow mountain
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
nomcki#1736

Sitting on a cop car wasn't smart. They gave you a Cash323 fine, because nobody likes marks being left on their windows!

#
Garfield#5555

You sell cellular phones for a whopping Cash384

full gull
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Biblically#0001

You tried to put the milk before the cereal and were put in jail for your heinous acts, you have to pay Cash292 for bail!

full gull
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Biblically#0001

You have a successful YouTube channel and make Cash71 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue

full gull
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Biblically#0001

You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn Cash197.

haughty peak
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
šågę#4361

You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn Cash64

haughty peak
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
šågę#4361

You tried to help someone with a bot, but they were greedy and stole Cash336 from you!

haughty peak
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
šågę#4361

You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay Cash330

haughty peak
#

oh

full gull
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Biblically#0001

You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining Cash91

full gull
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Biblically#0001

You work as a lubricant tester and earn Cash268.

full gull
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Biblically#0001

You decided to embrace your inner dark side, and promptly massacre an entire nation, netting you Cash400

summer condor
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
big fat ugly man#2601

Your pimp gives you an extra Cash190

summer condor
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
big fat ugly man#2601

You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn Cash88

summer condor
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
big fat ugly man#2601

You stole a Mi-24 Helicopter and sold it for Cash673 on the market

summer condor
#

/bal

#

you have horrible luck @haughty peak

stark venture
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Maruchan#2766

You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn Cash77

stark venture
#

Sweet

stark venture
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Maruchan#2766

Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn Cash69

full gull
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Biblically#0001

You walk down the street and find someone beating up an old man...so you decided to join in on the fun and get Cash606 from the man's wallet.

full gull
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Biblically#0001

You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn Cash85

full gull
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Biblically#0001

You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you Cash112.

haughty peak
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
šågę#4361

You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you Cash86

haughty peak
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
šågę#4361

You are hired by one of the admins to take out a server member. You were caught by the police and are fined Cash317

haughty peak
#

oh

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
šågę#4361

You fucked up, and have been fined Cash254

haughty peak
#

WHAT

empty vault
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
FrAnE#7664

The person you were robbing noticed you. You have been fined for Cash326.

empty vault
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
FrAnE#7664

You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got Cash61 for your efforts!

empty vault
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
FrAnE#7664

Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay Cash247 for surgery.

empty vault
full gull
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Biblically#0001

You work as an ear cleaner and earn Cash50

full gull
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Biblically#0001

Your client sticks it inside you and pays you Cash397

full gull
full gull
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Biblically#0001

You work as a taxi driver and earn Cash72

full gull
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Biblically#0001

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 10 minutes and 7 seconds.

silent galeBOT
#
Garfield#5555

You give excellent head and earn a solid Cash194.

#
Garfield#5555

A stranger walks up to you and you decide to steal their clothes, you some how did it and got away with an outfit valued at Cash423.

#
Garfield#5555

You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn Cash58

silent galeBOT
#
SeaFloor Spreading#8052

You work as a personal shopper and earn Cash82

#
SeaFloor Spreading#8052

You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay Cash294 to get it out

#
SeaFloor Spreading#8052

Find some weed and sell it for Cash567

summer condor
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
big fat ugly man#2601

You sell V-bucks and make Cash94!

summer condor
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
big fat ugly man#2601

You stepped on a Lego and couldn't continue, you've been fined Cash622

summer condor
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
big fat ugly man#2601

You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you Cash358 in return!

stark venture
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Maruchan#2766

You work as a wine taster and earn Cash70

haughty peak
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
šågę#4361

You work as crisis actor and earn Cash81.

haughty peak
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
šågę#4361

You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and Cash105.

haughty peak
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
šågę#4361

You got caught speeding, your ticket comes to Cash491

haughty peak
#

oh

bleak plank
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
le#7857

You work as a bread scientist and earn Cash64

bleak plank
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
le#7857

You stole a couple rifles and sold it for Cash275

bleak plank
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
le#7857

You earn Cash369 for giving some succ (the good kind)

agile horizon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
chaka#7342

You work as a police officer and earn Cash82

agile horizon
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
chaka#7342

Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you Cash195!

agile horizon
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
chaka#7342

You travel back in time to before the Gold Rush began and take all the gold. You travel back to the present and trade it in for Cash362.

haughty peak
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
šågę#4361

You work as a serial murderer... and earn Cash91

haughty peak
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
šågę#4361

You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you Cash245 in order to keep quiet about it.

haughty peak
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
šågę#4361

You rob another server for Cash292

agile horizon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
chaka#7342

stopwatch You cannot work for 6 minutes and 59 seconds.

haughty peak
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
šågę#4361

Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn Cash99

haughty peak
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
šågę#4361

You become a pimp and earn Cash388!

haughty peak
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
šågę#4361

You were caught trying to steal a cat, and have been given a Cash649 fine!

haughty peak
#

oj

#

oh

full gull
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Biblically#0001

You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get Cash50

full gull
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Biblically#0001

You shake what your momma gave you for Cash348.

full gull
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Biblically#0001

A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you Cash50.

full gull
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Biblically#0001

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 31 minutes and 47 seconds.

full gull
#

ok

haughty peak
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
šågę#4361

You work as the head of elephants and earn Cash69

haughty peak
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
šågę#4361

Nobody cares about you. You lost Cash165 trying to twerk.

haughty peak
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
šågę#4361

You have been fined Cash276 because you ate during work hours.

haughty peak
#

oh

#

why am i so unlucky

stark venture
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Millie??#2766

You receive a check of Cash76 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.

summer condor
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
big fat ugly man#2601

Your client sticks it inside you and pays you Cash156

summer condor
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
big fat ugly man#2601

You work as an elevator mechanic and earn Cash90

summer condor
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
big fat ugly man#2601

After stealing memes you get tracked down by the meme god and mugged for Cash679.

summer condor
#

DAMN

dense lichen
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
meat#3325

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned Cash58

dense lichen
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
meat#3325

You murder that sweet old lady living upstairs, collect her jewellery and sell it for Cash567

dense lichen
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
meat#3325

You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you Cash264.

trim sphinx
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
ChipotleGod#3878

Your friend bet you that you couldn't beat him in Madden. He won Cash664.

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
XDGamewatcher86#0303

You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you Cash86.

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
XDGamewatcher86#0303

You eat pizza with pineapple. Disgrace. Fined Cash376

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
XDGamewatcher86#0303

You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was Cash287.

haughty peak
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
šågę#4361

You got cloned for science. You earned Cash82

haughty peak
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
šågę#4361

You earn Cash273 for giving some succ (the good kind)

haughty peak
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
šågę#4361

You have been caught stealing a box full of bunnies. You have been fined Cash593

haughty peak
#

oh

#

/rob big fat ugly man#2601

silent galeBOT
#
šågę#4361

xmark You attempted to rob big fat ugly man#2601, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

haughty peak
#

oh

#

/rob meat#3325

silent galeBOT
#
šågę#4361

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.

haughty peak
#

oh

trim sphinx
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
ChipotleGod#3878

You break into a firework factory and steals all the firecrackers and sell them for Cash369

trim sphinx
#

/rob @plain pilot

silent galeBOT
#
ChipotleGod#3878

xmark You've been fined Cash422 for trying to rob a poor person.

trim sphinx
plain pilot
#

/rob @ChipotleGod

silent galeBOT
#
Kung Fu Kenny#1969

xmark Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

haughty peak
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
šågę#4361

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you Cash83.

haughty peak
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
šågę#4361

You pickpocket someone successfully and steal the money out of their wallet, there was Cash549 in it

haughty peak
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
šågę#4361

You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped Cash175

haughty peak
#

/rob ChipotleGod

silent galeBOT
#
šågę#4361

xmark You've been fined Cash690 for trying to rob a poor person.

haughty peak
#

oh

agile horizon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
chaka#7342

You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for Cash66.

agile horizon
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
chaka#7342

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you Cash101 as a punishment because there's kids watching.

agile horizon
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
chaka#7342

You got caught stealing cheese wheels and are fined Cash562

stark venture
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Millie??#2766

You work as a professional cuddler and earn Cash60

agile horizon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
chaka#7342

You work as an elevator mechanic and earn Cash78

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
pikachu scott#2118

You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made Cash99

ripe badger
#

/shop

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
pikachu scott#2118

Stealing candy from a baby didn't turn out to be as easy as you'd think, you've been fined Cash532

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
pikachu scott#2118

You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned Cash142

trim sphinx
#

/rob @plain pilot

silent galeBOT
#
ChipotleGod#3878

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 14 minutes and 53 seconds.

trim sphinx
#

😭

plain pilot
#

/rob @trim sphinx

silent galeBOT
#
Kung Fu Kenny#1969

xmark You've been fined Cash467 for trying to rob a poor person.

plain pilot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Kung Fu Kenny#1969

You got featured and won Cash74

plain pilot
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Kung Fu Kenny#1969

You take it up the ass for Cash313

trim sphinx
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
ChipotleGod#3878

You go down on that rich kid and earn Cash388

trim sphinx
#

wtfffff

#

thats sus

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ChipotleGod#3878

Great job! You work as a professional professional and got Cash87

plain pilot
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Kung Fu Kenny#1969

You rob a liquor store for Cash253

plain pilot
#

yoooooooo

trim sphinx
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
ChipotleGod#3878

The Russian government pays you Cash470 after you successfully blow up an arms depot.

trim sphinx
#

😏

plain pilot
#

/commands

trim sphinx
#

read channel description

plain pilot
#

oh thats it

stark venture
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Millie??#2766

Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got Cash62 for it!

plain pilot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Kung Fu Kenny#1969

stopwatch You cannot work for 5 minutes and 7 seconds.

plain pilot
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Kung Fu Kenny#1969

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 55 minutes and 10 seconds.

plain pilot
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Kung Fu Kenny#1969

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 55 minutes and 32 seconds.

plain pilot
#

/rob @trim sphinx

silent galeBOT
#
Kung Fu Kenny#1969

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 55 minutes.

plain pilot
#

big sad

trim sphinx
#

smh

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
ChipotleGod#3878

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 54 minutes and 38 seconds.

trim sphinx
#

😡

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ChipotleGod#3878

stopwatch You cannot work for 4 minutes and 20 seconds.

trim sphinx
#

420 rofl

#

/rob @plain pilot

silent galeBOT
#
ChipotleGod#3878

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 45 seconds.

plain pilot
#

you bastard

#

i have 4 in the bank

trim sphinx
#

me waiting 45 seconds 🍿

plain pilot
#

nothing even on me

trim sphinx
#

rofl

#

go to other bot channels and try to make money

#

not the betting ones cuz u dont have anything

#

/rob @plain pilot

silent galeBOT
#
ChipotleGod#3878

xmark You attempted to rob Kung Fu Kenny#1969, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

plain pilot
#

/rob @trim sphinx

silent galeBOT
#
Kung Fu Kenny#1969

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 45 minutes.

trim sphinx
#

ohhh yeah forgot about that

plain pilot
#

WHAT THE FUCK

#

how were you able to

trim sphinx
#

bruh its slow mode

#

you have to wait

plain pilot
#

did you try and rob me a long time ago or smth

stark venture
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Millie??#2766

You work as a space lawyer and earn Cash90

trim sphinx
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ChipotleGod#3878

You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for Cash82

trim sphinx
#

do work

#

command

plain pilot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Kung Fu Kenny#1969

You did some odd jobs in the city and earned Cash92. Good job!

plain pilot
#

yooooo

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Kung Fu Kenny#1969

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 43 minutes and 45 seconds.

plain pilot
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Kung Fu Kenny#1969

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 44 minutes and 7 seconds.

plain pilot
#

pain

trim sphinx
#

work is fast tho

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ChipotleGod#3878

stopwatch You cannot work for 8 minutes and 11 seconds.

trim sphinx
#

oh 10 minutes

#

once you have money tho...

#

gambling all day sheeesh

plain pilot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Kung Fu Kenny#1969

stopwatch You cannot work for 5 minutes and 31 seconds.

trim sphinx
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ChipotleGod#3878

stopwatch You cannot work for 4 minutes and 12 seconds.

trim sphinx
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ChipotleGod#3878

You scavenge a local garbage dump and find Cash100 worth of scrap.

trim sphinx
#

less goo

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ChipotleGod#3878

You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got Cash59

trim sphinx
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ChipotleGod#3878

stopwatch You cannot work for 5 minutes and 3 seconds.

trim sphinx
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ChipotleGod#3878

stopwatch You cannot work for 8 seconds.

trim sphinx
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ChipotleGod#3878

You take your cat for a walk and gain Cash73

trim sphinx
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ChipotleGod#3878

You work as a zoologist and earn Cash89

stark venture
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Millie??#2766

You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn Cash61

trim sphinx
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ChipotleGod#3878

You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn Cash81

trim sphinx
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ChipotleGod#3878

You work as a serial murderer... and earn Cash78

trim sphinx
#

/rob @plain pilot

silent galeBOT
#
ChipotleGod#3878

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 41 minutes and 50 seconds.

trim sphinx
#

😭

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
ChipotleGod#3878

You were a hacker and stole Robux Cash552

trim sphinx
#

lmao

plain pilot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Kung Fu Kenny#1969

You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn Cash87

plain pilot
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Kung Fu Kenny#1969

She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her Cash180.

plain pilot
#

BRUHHHh

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Kung Fu Kenny#1969

You get caught kicking puppies and get fined Cash319

plain pilot
#

I hate this game

stark venture
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Millie??#2766

You work as an egg and earn Cash97

trim sphinx
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ChipotleGod#3878

You work as a gender equality consultant and earn Cash61

trim sphinx
#

/rob @slender gull

silent galeBOT
#
ChipotleGod#3878

xmark You were caught attempting to rob wil#7731, and have been fined Cash393.

trim sphinx
#

bruh i didnt mean to do that

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
ChipotleGod#3878

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 4 minutes and 41 seconds.

trim sphinx
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
ChipotleGod#3878

You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole Cash365.

stark venture
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Millie??#2766

You work as the president and earn Cash69

haughty peak
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
šågę#4361

You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn Cash86

haughty peak
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
šågę#4361

You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of Cash312!

haughty peak
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
šågę#4361

You try to snipe someone, but get your calculations off, hitting a random guy next to your target, losing you Cash403 in payment for a cleaner.

haughty peak
#

ph

#

ph

#

ph

#

ph

#

ph

#

WHAT

#

Oh

#

There we go

#

/rob ChipotleGod#3878

silent galeBOT
#
šågę#4361

check You robbed Cash403 from ChipotleGod#3878.

low mantle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
layaan#3092

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you Cash83.

low mantle
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
layaan#3092

Damn! Those hips don't lie here's Cash380

low mantle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
layaan#3092

You worked as a bartender, and earned Cash56 from selling drinks

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
tev#0559

You are weirdly good with your hands, have Cash273

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
tev#0559

You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get Cash81 for all your items.

ripe badger
#

/beg

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
tev#0559

Your rent is due. You send a check for Cash655.

sour ridge
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Zyg#0511

You work as a professional snuggler and earn Cash71

sour ridge
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Zyg#0511

You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay Cash327

sour ridge
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Zyg#0511

Being the criminal mastermind you are, you decide to rob the next person you see. An old lady approaches, here's your chance! You threaten her & demand money. The poor old lady gives you Cash437 in sheer terror.

little lantern
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
marklinckonor#0818

You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned Cash70.

haughty peak
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
šågę#4361

You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain Cash74

haughty peak
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
šågę#4361

You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned Cash323.

haughty peak
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
šågę#4361

You try to mug a rich kid, but end up failing and get fined Cash515.

haughty peak
#

oh

vapid latch
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Mcilrae345#7760

You were caught not helping to commit the crime, and just sitting on your lazy ass on Discord.
For this you've been fined Cash616

vapid latch
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Mcilrae345#7760

You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved Cash83!

vapid latch
#

/rob @haughty peak

silent galeBOT
#
Mcilrae345#7760

xmark You attempted to rob šågę#4361, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

fiery wadi
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Orsacchio#0315

You bombed Antarctica and received Cash527

fiery wadi
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Orsacchio#0315

You did a fundraiser and raised Cash60

fiery wadi
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Orsacchio#0315

When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost Cash239

haughty peak
#

/work