#back-room
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You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
63
/work
/crime
You robbed a bank but your getaway car got a flat tire and you were fined
328
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 43 seconds.
/crime
You were hired by a hitman to murder Flanders, you had to throw out your white shirt but you managed to rack up
682
/bal
/work
You got featured and won
91
/crime
You robbed a bank and got
602
/dep all
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
92.
/slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
353 in order to keep quiet about it.
/crime
You chopped down a government-protected tree and found
329 in it!
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
86.
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
68
/crime
You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost
283.
/crime
You are hired by one of the admins to take out a server member. You were caught by the police and are fined
489
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
72
/work
You do some work around the house for
56
/slut
You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took
150 from you.
/crime
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, and have been given a
683 fine!
sorry lady
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
100 for doing his job.
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
53.
/work
You worked overtime for
54
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
75
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
94
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
66 from a thrown out wallet.
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
118.
/crime
Impersonating a banker was a bad move. You've been fined
608
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
82!
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
92
Oh yeah it's all coming together
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
87.
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
67.
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
79
You fucked a traffic cone and found
204 inside it
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
62.
/crime
You stole the fancy umbrella toothpick from the bar. You were fined
600
You work as a pumpkin picker
53
I will never make a crime
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
94 from donations
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
70.
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
88! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
337
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
73
/work
You gave yourself
93 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
87 for your services.
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
98
Let's play some la bomba
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
53
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
91 from donations
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
68.
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
94.
/work
You battled and gained
64.
/work
You cannot work for 48 seconds.
Fuck
/work
You work as an egg and earn
56
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
256
/crime
You steal a hobo's money jar for
685
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
57 .
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
82 for a good job.
/crime
You stole a package from your neighbour and sold it on the deep web for
584
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
87
/slut
Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay
400 for a new one.
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
63!
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
69
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
72
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
50
/crime
You steal
403 from a loan shark, and move to the other side of the world.
/crime
You steal a police car and sell it on the black market for
260
/work
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
100 on the way back home!
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
60.
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
224.
/crime
You were caught staying up past your bedtime and got
372 taken away from you!
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
70
/work
You battled and gained
58.
/work
89 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
You serve the customers and receive
57
You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of
558!
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 58 seconds.
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
106.
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
66.
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
87
/slut
You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay
375 to get it out
/crime
You held the planet ransom with nukes for
656
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
73
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
72
/crime
You rob from a bank and gained
611 for escaping without being caught
/slut
You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job
323
/work
You work as a plus sized model and earn
78
/crime
The police randomly stop you and fine you
404
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 53 seconds.
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
136.
/crime
You entered the Royal Palace and stole a precious diamond. You then sold it for
349
/work
You milk a cow for
86
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
73 I think...
/crime
You loiter and are fined
305.
/slut
You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost?
125 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?
oh
/crime
You were fined
480 for slacking in school!
/slut
You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse,
328 went down your toilet
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
76 for helping them out.
/work
You worked overtime for
87
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
53
You choked on your aspirations. You lost
548
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
152
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
82 in your direction.
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
64 strewn about between the seats!
/crime
You sold drugs for
448
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
236
Ooh
I think I have a challenger
Only room for one hooker round here friend
And that's me
XD
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
71
/slut
Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you
291 for public indecency.
I got ratted out
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
54
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 10 minutes and 43 seconds.
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
66.
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
90 for doing his job.
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
96.
/work
You worked overtime for
56
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
66
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
300
/crime
You aren't very sneaky, are you? You lost
632
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
52 for doing it
/crime
Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldn’t stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost
640.
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
249 and maybe chlamydia.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 56 minutes and 57 seconds.
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
85
/crime
You rob a squirrel of his nuts... and pawn them for
556
/work
You work as the president and earn
69
/slut
That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay
397 in hospital fees.
/crime
You are caught jaywalking while stealing a purse and are fined
672
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
94, as it was originally their job
You threaten a police officer, wasn't a smart idea. You got arrested and was fined
662
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
396 in one night.
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 18 seconds.
You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 9 seconds.
You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 9 seconds.
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 35 seconds.
You work as a professional worker and earn
71.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
93.
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
214
You gave yourself
87 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/rob @stark venture
You were caught attempting to rob Maruchan#1025, and have been fined
651.
dayum
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
61
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
69
/crime
After a night of drinking in the tavern, you are caught peeing in the tavern's water fountain in a drunken state. You were fined
635 but you really don't remember.
/slut
You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes
175 from you.
/rob @night blaze
You were caught attempting to rob joe "ape yahweh dmt taco" rogan#8089, and have been fined
264.
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
78 .
lmfao get fucked
You repair the lights and receive
90
You give excellent head and earn a solid
331.
You break into a firework factory and steals all the firecrackers and sell them for
635
/slut
You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs
249
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 29 seconds.
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
98
/crime
You steal an apple from the market for
531
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
300.
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
68
/crime
You stole from the cookie jar and gave them to your friend for
530
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
305 in a baggie next to you.
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
64 near one of the potatoes
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
76
/crime
A wise asian girl once said, Be a better criminal. Get fined
474 kiddo
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
343
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
66
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
194 for your services.
/crime
You were caught trying to scam people, and have been given a
526 fine!
fuck uou
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
99! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/crime
Being the criminal mastermind you are, you decide to rob the next person you see. An old lady approaches, here's your chance! You threaten her & demand money. The poor old lady gives you
337 in sheer terror.
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
70
/slut
You fucked a traffic cone and found
195 inside it
yus
/work
You worked overtime for
57
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
328
Fuck yeah
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
76
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
207
/crime
You were caught trying to steal a cat, and have been given a
334 fine!
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
81.
/collectincome
You have no role income to collect!
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
96.
/collectincome
You have no role income to collect!
/crime
You rob the bank of Eternity for
283
/slut
You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent
173 on medical bills.
/work
You fixed and Mi-24 Helicopter for
79
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 26 minutes and 5 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
64.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 26 minutes and 3 seconds.
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
82
You got caught stealing cheese wheels and are fined
467
While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was
154, this sort of thing can never be fixed.
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
92
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
238, and you go ahead with it.
/crime
You were caught in the act, and fined
327
🖕
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
84 for doing his job.
/work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
58.
/crime
The police randomly stop you and fine you
569
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
104
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
94 in your direction.
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
62
/dep all
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
84
/crime
You robbed a bank and were caught during the police chase that followed. Your bail was set at
667.
damn
/crime
You were caught trying to steal dogs from the animal shelter and have been fined
652
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
81
/slut
Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John
165
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
89!
/work
You dig around in your yard and gain
50
/crime
You try to snipe someone, but get your calculations off, hitting a random guy next to your target, losing you
573 in payment for a cleaner.
/slut
Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined
220
fuck
/work
You repair the lights and receive
60
/bal
/crime
You see an old woman drop
676, and take it!
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
80
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
366 from the client
ez
/work
You make a living selling weed for
65 a day
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
52
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 32 minutes and 20 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 32 minutes and 21 seconds.
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
65 for helping them out.
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
83.
/crime
You stole from the cookie jar and gave them to your friend for
497
/slut
Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of
150!
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
74
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
93 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
351.
/crime
You rob an orphanage for
655
Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldn’t stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost
290.
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 27 seconds.

/work
You bought and sold items and profited
83
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 26 minutes and 25 seconds.
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
76!
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 26 minutes and 26 seconds.
/crime
You steal a birds egg and sell it on the black market for
479
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
162 for your solid work.
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
88 😃
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
87. The students loved you!
You find
70 randomly lying in the gutter
You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined
153
Steal pencils from Jeff's house. He gets mad and takes it out on the house across the street, resulting in a triple homicide and manslaughter. The police suspect you as an accomplice, so you pay
334 in legal fees trying to clear your name
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
61
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
224!
/crime
You attempt to steal, but the person stabs you. You pay
388 in hospital expenses...
why do i even use crime
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
78
/crime
You storm the local police station and steal all their bribery money worth
303
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
162
/crime
You broke into the Warden's office and stole his chair. You managed to sell it for
318.
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
69 as in return!
/crime
Police did a strip search and found stolen toys, they fined you
271
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
192!
/work
You sell bananas for
96
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
96
/crime
You rob a nearby corner store for
423
/slut
You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost?
123 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
86
/slut
You earn
392 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
50.
/crime
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, and have been given a
621 fine!
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 39 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 55 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 20 seconds.
??
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
83
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
101.
/crime
The person you were robbing noticed you. You have been fined for
474.
You managed to get with a famous actress for
273
You commit a heist and manage to take
448
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
55 out of pity.
/work
You gave yourself
50 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
306 from the client
/crime
You successfully take furniture from the furniture store and sell it online for
552!
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
57 on the ground.
/crime
You rob another server for
394
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
170
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
98!
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
79
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
294.
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
84. Congrats!
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
58 for your team winning!
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
375
You found
87 lying on the floor in General Chat!
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay
311 for violating the stay-at-home order.
You work for a hacking association and earn
672
/crime
You sell your kidney on the black market for
345
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
75.
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
201.
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
92
/slut
You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs
138
/crime
You see an old woman drop
605, and take it!
/crime
You need some extra cash for your drug habit. You break into the local dirty video store and rob them of
464! You also take a few "items" for yourself...
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you
297 after.
/work
You repair the lights and receive
80
/rob Arthur Morgan
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - šågę#4361
2 - TermiNathan#7591
3 - GTX24#1399
4 - RedXD#8636
5 - Atakan#1268
6 - KingForza#5054
7 - Cuddle_xD#4422
8 - ^-^ James the Short Boi ^-^#2790
9 - soul#9999
10 - Doestrice#8475
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You attempted to rob šågę#4361, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob SeaFloor Spreading
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 49 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 34 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 23 seconds.
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
70 and given a bottle of wine.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 33 minutes and 11 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 33 minutes and 15 seconds.
/rob ms.
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Censored Screaming#0403
2 - Ms.Diane#3979
1
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 34 minutes.
level
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
85.
You bought and sold items and profited
100
/crime
You stepped on a Lego and couldn't continue, you've been fined
531
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
52.
/slut
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
268.
/crime
Trying to rob someone isn't that easy. They attack you and steal
283, luckily you aren't reported.
/crime
Sitting on a cop car wasn't smart. They gave you a
323 fine, because nobody likes marks being left on their windows!
You sell cellular phones for a whopping
384
/crime
You tried to put the milk before the cereal and were put in jail for your heinous acts, you have to pay
292 for bail!
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
71 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
197.
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
64
/crime
You tried to help someone with a bot, but they were greedy and stole
336 from you!
/slut
You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay
330
oh
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
91
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
268.
/crime
You decided to embrace your inner dark side, and promptly massacre an entire nation, netting you
400
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
190
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
88
/crime
You stole a Mi-24 Helicopter and sold it for
673 on the market
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
77
Sweet
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
69
/crime
You walk down the street and find someone beating up an old man...so you decided to join in on the fun and get
606 from the man's wallet.
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
85
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
112.
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
86
/crime
You are hired by one of the admins to take out a server member. You were caught by the police and are fined
317
You fucked up, and have been fined
254
WHAT
/crime
The person you were robbing noticed you. You have been fined for
326.
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
61 for your efforts!
/slut
Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay
247 for surgery.

/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
50
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
397

/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
72
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 10 minutes and 7 seconds.
You give excellent head and earn a solid
194.
A stranger walks up to you and you decide to steal their clothes, you some how did it and got away with an outfit valued at
423.
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
58
You work as a personal shopper and earn
82
You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay
294 to get it out
Find some weed and sell it for
567
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
94!
/crime
You stepped on a Lego and couldn't continue, you've been fined
622
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
358 in return!
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
70
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
81.
/slut
You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and
105.
/crime
You got caught speeding, your ticket comes to
491
oh
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
64
/crime
You stole a couple rifles and sold it for
275
/slut
You earn
369 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
82
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
195!
/crime
You travel back in time to before the Gold Rush began and take all the gold. You travel back to the present and trade it in for
362.
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
91
/slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
245 in order to keep quiet about it.
/crime
You rob another server for
292
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 59 seconds.
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
99
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
388!
/crime
You were caught trying to steal a cat, and have been given a
649 fine!
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
50
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
348.
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
50.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 31 minutes and 47 seconds.
ok
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
69
/slut
Nobody cares about you. You lost
165 trying to twerk.
/crime
You have been fined
276 because you ate during work hours.
/work
You receive a check of
76 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
156
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
90
/crime
After stealing memes you get tracked down by the meme god and mugged for
679.
DAMN
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
58
/crime
You murder that sweet old lady living upstairs, collect her jewellery and sell it for
567
/slut
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you
264.
/crime
Your friend bet you that you couldn't beat him in Madden. He won
664.
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
86.
/crime
You eat pizza with pineapple. Disgrace. Fined
376
/slut
You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
287.
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
82
/slut
You earn
273 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/crime
You have been caught stealing a box full of bunnies. You have been fined
593
You attempted to rob big fat ugly man#2601, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
oh
/crime
You break into a firework factory and steals all the firecrackers and sell them for
369
/rob @plain pilot
You've been fined
422 for trying to rob a poor person.

/rob @ChipotleGod
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
83.
/crime
You pickpocket someone successfully and steal the money out of their wallet, there was
549 in it
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
175
/rob ChipotleGod
You've been fined
690 for trying to rob a poor person.
oh
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
66.
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you
101 as a punishment because there's kids watching.
/crime
You got caught stealing cheese wheels and are fined
562
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
60
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
78
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
99
Stealing candy from a baby didn't turn out to be as easy as you'd think, you've been fined
532
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
142
/rob @plain pilot
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 14 minutes and 53 seconds.
😭
/rob @trim sphinx
You've been fined
467 for trying to rob a poor person.
/work
You got featured and won
74
/slut
You take it up the ass for
313
You go down on that rich kid and earn
388
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
87
/crime
You rob a liquor store for
253
yoooooooo
/crime
The Russian government pays you
470 after you successfully blow up an arms depot.
😏
/commands
read channel description
oh thats it
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
62 for it!
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 7 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 55 minutes and 10 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 55 minutes and 32 seconds.
/rob @trim sphinx
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 55 minutes.
big sad
You cannot commit a crime for 54 minutes and 38 seconds.
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 20 seconds.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 45 seconds.
me waiting 45 seconds 🍿
nothing even on me
rofl
go to other bot channels and try to make money
not the betting ones cuz u dont have anything
/rob @plain pilot
You attempted to rob Kung Fu Kenny#1969, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob @trim sphinx
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 45 minutes.
ohhh yeah forgot about that
did you try and rob me a long time ago or smth
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
90
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
82
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
92. Good job!
You cannot be a slut for 43 minutes and 45 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 44 minutes and 7 seconds.
pain
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 11 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 31 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 12 seconds.
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
100 worth of scrap.
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
59
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 3 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 8 seconds.
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
73
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
89
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
61
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
81
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
78
/rob @plain pilot
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 41 minutes and 50 seconds.
You were a hacker and stole Robux
552
lmao
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
87
/slut
She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her
180.
You get caught kicking puppies and get fined
319
I hate this game
/work
You work as an egg and earn
97
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
61
/rob @slender gull
You were caught attempting to rob wil#7731, and have been fined
393.
You cannot commit a crime for 4 minutes and 41 seconds.
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
365.
/work
You work as the president and earn
69
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
86
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
312!
/crime
You try to snipe someone, but get your calculations off, hitting a random guy next to your target, losing you
403 in payment for a cleaner.
You robbed
403 from ChipotleGod#3878.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
83.
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
380
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
56 from selling drinks
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
273
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
81 for all your items.
Your rent is due. You send a check for
655.
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
71
/slut
You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay
327
/crime
Being the criminal mastermind you are, you decide to rob the next person you see. An old lady approaches, here's your chance! You threaten her & demand money. The poor old lady gives you
437 in sheer terror.
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
70.
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
74
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
323.
/crime
You try to mug a rich kid, but end up failing and get fined
515.
oh
/crime
You were caught not helping to commit the crime, and just sitting on your lazy ass on Discord.
For this you've been fined
616
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
83!
/rob @haughty peak
You attempted to rob šågę#4361, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/crime
You bombed Antarctica and received
527
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
60
/slut
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
239
/work