#back-room
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You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
100
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
64!
/rob thor
#6665
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 17 minutes and 12 seconds.
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
82 from ad revenue.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 4 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 15 minutes and 13 seconds.
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
88!
/rob Guarma
You were caught attempting to rob carson™#7269, and have been fined
562.
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
79
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
375
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
59 near one of the potatoes
/crime
You were caught trying to smuggle illegal aliens across the border and have been fined
665
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
319
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
88 for doing it
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 41 minutes and 17 seconds.
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
240 and a sore ass.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 26 minutes and 8 seconds.
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
99.
/rob Guarma
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 6 minutes.
/crime
You killed a man and liked it, you got
631
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
78
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
157 in total.
/work
97 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 4 minutes and 45 seconds.
/rob Guarma
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 45 minutes and 43 seconds.
/bal Guarma
/crime
You got caught raiding and got fined
359
/slut
You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs
375
67 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost
372
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 5 seconds.
/rob Infinity#6767
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 39 minutes and 24 seconds.
/rob Infinity#6767
You were caught attempting to rob Infinity#6767, and have been fined
505.
/slut
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you
187!
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
67
/crime
You steal a cellphone and sell it on eBay for
637
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
59
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 39 seconds.
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
85
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
299
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
68
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 20 minutes and 9 seconds.
/rob Sabotender
#8831
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 44 minutes and 55 seconds.
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 4 seconds.
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
70
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 5 minutes and 12 seconds.
You cannot commit a crime for 4 minutes and 49 seconds.
/rob Sabotender
#8831
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 26 minutes and 36 seconds.
/rob Sabotender
#8831
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 18 minutes and 9 seconds.
/bal @ripe badger
/rob @ripe badger
You were caught attempting to rob Dragon lord#5915, and have been fined
278.
Rip
wow
/rob @ripe badger
You were caught attempting to rob Dragon lord#5915, and have been fined
472.
You robbed
276 from Sabotender#8831.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 57 minutes.
/rob Bosssaur
#6490
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 56 minutes.
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
263 on the way back to your ship.
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
106
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
86
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
77
/crime
You assassinate an actor for
429
/crime
You break a window in New York for
558.
/crime
You sell a truckload of stolen goods and the former president's suit for
394
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
69 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
127 for your hard work.
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
72
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
69 and given a bottle of wine.
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
50
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
272
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
61
/slut
She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her
147.
/crime
You knock out a soccer mom in a fight for toilet paper. You got your toilet paper but you were fined
462 for offending the soccer mom.
ffs
/rob @fading carbon
You were caught attempting to rob ocssejcam#6995, and have been fined
256.
F
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
218
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 48 seconds.
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
100
/crime
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, & got a forceful swipe with her stick, and have been given community service work and a
328 fine!
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 23 seconds.
/Rob @ripe badger
You attempted to rob carrot lorD#9019, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/Rob @low mantle
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
53
/slut
While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was
195, this sort of thing can never be fixed.
/crime
You help an old lady cross the road,
639 falls out of her purse and you take it!
/rob @tender kraken
You've been fined
607 for trying to rob a poor person.
Satan's poor?
Ha!
Time to suck some cock then
Piss off
/slut
You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined
336
I mwnt me
Oh
/crime
You went to rob a bank and failed miserably, although you did escape the cops and made it back to your apartment. You found
331 on the ground in the parking lot.
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
56 and given a bottle of wine.
/crime
You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube, but someone catches you in the act. You lost
666 and the YouTube channel you worked so hard on. Good job, buddy.
/slut
You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again.
375 for the paramedics to come and help you out.
You repair the lights and receive
99
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
363
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
50
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @pulsar shale
You attempted to rob datcord#9565, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/crime
You steal your grandma's purse, and find
688 and some butterscotch candy.
/crime
You find some farming tools and steal a few when people aren't looking and sell them to a farmer for
666
/slut
/work
You rake in
376, but your butthole will never be the same...
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
91, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/crime
You were caught with your hands in the queens underwear drawer, and have been given a
450 fine!
Shit
/rob Howdy Kid
#1899
You were caught attempting to rob Howdy Kid#1899, and have been fined
604.
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
82
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 55 minutes and 2 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 51 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 54 minutes and 29 seconds.
/shop
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
82.
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
275 on your way out of the locker room.
/crime
While robbing a dirty video store, you get distracted and lose track of time. The police arrive, arrest you, and your bail cost
657.
/rob carson™
#7269
You robbed
1,435 from carson™#7269.
/rob Dragon lord
#5915
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 35 minutes.
/rob @ripe badger
You attempted to rob carrot lorD#9019, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
Take your vengeance
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
86.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 26 minutes and 1 second.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 26 minutes and 5 seconds.
/rob carson™
#7269
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 16 minutes.
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
73 off your new game.
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
135 for the good time.
/rob carson™
#7269
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 52 minutes and 57 seconds.
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
53.
/rob Jąçøb
#5414
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 10 minutes and 28 seconds.
/rob @ripe badger
You attempted to rob Dragon lord#5915, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
One day boah
You robbed
5 from butcher pete#7947.
Hehe boi
/rob @dense lichen
You were caught attempting to rob meat#3325, and have been fined
314.
/rob @dense lichen
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
Get nae-nae'd
/rob @dense lichen
You cannot rob yourself!
NOOOOOO
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
105
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
62.
/crime
You got caught trying to steal Robux and got a
697 fine.
Hdhdhddjrj
/rob carrot lorD
You attempted to rob carrot lorD#9019, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/crime
You manage to hack into a bank's system and steal
630!
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
97 strewn about between the seats!
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
251
/crime
You sell a truckload of stolen goods and the former president's suit for
657
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 28 seconds.
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
366.
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
62
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
66
/slut
You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined
302
/crime
You chopped down a government-protected tree and found
524 in it!
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
54
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
400
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 16 seconds.
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
74!
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 37 minutes and 23 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 36 minutes and 51 seconds.
/bal
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
74 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/crime
You dabbed.
286 has been deducted from your balance. Shame on you
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
157.
/work
You sell your crab for
76, you monster
/slut
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
144.
/dep all
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
60
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay
303 for child support before disownment.
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 12 seconds.
/rob Jąçøb#5414
You robbed
887 from Jąçøb#5414.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 58 minutes.
/slut
You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes
327 from you.
/work
You make a living selling weed for
54 a day
/rob Dragon Lord #5915
You attempted to rob Dragon lord#5915, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob Pinata#3026
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
ok
/crime
You're caught watching illegal Russian movies and slapped with a hefty
462 fine
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
54
/rob thor
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - THOR#9617
2 - thor#6665
3 - Thor#9261
4 - thor046#8126
5 - Thordennand#3356
6 - ThorgalOfficial#6823
7 - Thorium#5060
8 - Thorkell_216#6220
9 - Thornthewolf#5132
10 - Thorny#2399
9
You robbed
28 from Thornthewolf#5132.
/slut
Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of
360!
/crime
You need some extra cash for your drug habit. You break into the local dirty video store and rob them of
384! You also take a few "items" for yourself...
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob RedHawk90408#2406
You robbed
6 from RedHawk90408#2406.
/bal RedHawk90408#2406
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
347
/work
You work as the president and earn
58
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
81
astagfirullah
/rob Poltergeist-chan #0837
You robbed
1,059 from Poltergeist-chan#0837.
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
99 off your performance.
/slut
You get paid
307 for crossdressing
/crime
You robbed your sister's cookie jar and managed to sell the cookies for
461
/dep all
/rob @ripe badger
You robbed
164 from Dragon lord#5915.
Less go
/rob Jonk
#1912
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 53 minutes.
/rob meat
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - meat#3325
2 - Meat Sweats#1235
3 - MEAT_SHIELD#7523
4 - meat_spin_dot_com#2918
5 - Meatball#0627
6 - MeatBoi#5806
7 - MeateatingCow#5069
8 - MeatMane#1838
9 - Meatmusket#6038
10 - meatpie#9228
Meat#3325
Cancelled command.
/rob meat#3325
You were caught attempting to rob meat#3325, and have been fined
329.
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
59 for your contributions !
/rob @silent gale
You cannot rob bots, they are too powerful for you.
Pity
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
66
/crime
You robbed a bank and got
429
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
309 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/rob DUCK
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - TheGreatGanu#5147
2 - duck#3143
3 - DUCK#1384
4 - Duck#5482
5 - duck seeker#0394
6 - Duck76#8329
7 - duck9#1026
8 - duckboi444#9115
9 - duckdynine#0319
10 - DuckHuntKing#3222
3
You robbed
210 from DUCK#1384.
nice
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
69 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/slut
You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for
353
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
265.
/work
You found
68 on the floor.
/rob Pinata
#3026
You were caught attempting to rob Pinata#3026, and have been fined
669.
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
88
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
97
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
69!
You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes
217 from you.
Fuck
/rob GoldenMeadows
You attempted to rob GoldenMeadows#5494, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/ work
You clean off the tables and get paid
100
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
189.
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
91 😃
/rob e
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - the best username#3980
2 - iamracist12#2184
3 - Dbacks007#0831
4 - Chancellor Palpatine#8066
5 - edwqrd#9630
6 - buéno#5445
7 - Edwin#5897
8 - Eh#6041
9 - Warcrafted69#6347
10 - Kizmet#0001
1
You robbed
23 from the best username#3980.
Bruh
/crime
You did a crime and got
324 from it :/
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
71
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
96.
/crime
You stole a package from your neighbour and sold it on the deep web for
562
/slut
You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took
216 from you.
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
68!
/crime
You do a heist on the EU bank for
452
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
353 and a sore ass.
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
77.
/work
You sell your crab for
64, you monster
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.
/rob Browniess
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob e
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - the best username#3980
2 - iamracist12#2184
3 - Dbacks007#0831
4 - Chancellor Palpatine#8066
5 - edwqrd#9630
6 - buéno#5445
7 - Edwin#5897
8 - Eh#6041
9 - Warcrafted69#6347
10 - Kizmet#0001
/rob the best username
Cancelled command.
You were caught attempting to rob the best username#3980, and have been fined
270.
/rob iamracist12
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/drink
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
99.
/crime
You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was
251
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
234
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
88
/crime
You make a profit selling catnip on the streets, and get
299.
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
266.
/crime
You break into a home to steal jewelry worth
438
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
53
/slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
211
/crime
You stole a prized diamond from the nearby bank vault, selling it for
698.
/slut
You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay
374 to get it repaired.
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
73!
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
137 and a real sore hangover.
/crime
You try to snipe someone, but get your calculations off, hitting a random guy next to your target, losing you
304 in payment for a cleaner.
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
94
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
69
/crime
You're caught helping the enemy. Pay
394
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes.
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
109 in return!
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
72.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 40 minutes and 16 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 41 minutes and 9 seconds.
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
73 because we pity you.
You rob a squirrel of his nuts... and pawn them for
581
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
69 for your hard work
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
76
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 14 minutes and 11 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 15 minutes and 6 seconds.
/rob Cable#0164
You attempted to rob Cable#0164, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
94 and given a bottle of wine.
/crime
You manage to hack into a bank's system and steal
508!
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
388
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 22 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 23 seconds.
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
80 on the ground.
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
387 from the client
/crime
You get caught breaking the parking meter machines and are fined
677
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
50
/crime
You tried to do a prank call but called the police instead and you have been fined
254
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
207 in total.
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
71
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
253 to your Patreon!
/crime
You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of
525!
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
65
/crime
You are caught using an in-game code multiple times and the developer fines you
515
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
312.
/invite
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
90
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
63
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
67
/slut
Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra
324.
/crime
You tripped on a rock while running and got caught. Although you escaped you lost
474 when you fell over.
ffs
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
54
/work
You sell your crab for
68, you monster
/crime
You are fined
695 for jaywalking
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
161... yikes
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
56
/crime
You successfully complete a heist and earn
432!
/slut
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
223
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
56 off of donations.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 45 seconds.
/crime
You're caught helping the enemy. Pay
466
/slut
She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her
342.
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
93 from ad revenue.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 22 minutes and 7 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 42 seconds.
/slut
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay
118 for violating the stay-at-home order.
/crime
You mug a hobo on the street and manage to get
316
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
89
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
88
/crime
You tried stealing money from a cop, you were fined
343
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
391
/bal
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
75
/crime
You rob a McDonald's and take
375.
/rob Killer__s/
You were caught attempting to rob Killer__s/#4568, and have been fined
363.
/slut
Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose
265.
/work
You find
59 randomly lying in the gutter
/crime
You pickpocket every single person in the parliament entrance and sneak away with
629
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
69 for doing it
/slut
You rake in
214, but your butthole will never be the same...
/crime
You snort $100 dollar bills using cocaine and waste
367 on getting high.
/work
You slept in a bed and found
50 under your pillow when you woke up
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
54
/rob @ripe badger
You robbed
0 from butcher pete#7947.
You tried to trip an old man and he beats you with a stick. The police then arrive on scene and fine you
489 for attempted murder.
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
223, and you go ahead with it.
/work
You make a living selling weed for
77 a day
/slut
You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job
333
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
61
/crime
You set fire to Starbucks and steal all the coffee worth
535
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
67 for your struggles.
/crime
It turns out that you somehow dropped a loot bag of
408 during the escape home. Better luck next time.
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
331
/rob @full gull
You robbed
129 from Biblically#0001.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 15 seconds.
fucking pussy ass rob me again and see what happens 
/rob @ornate bison
You attempted to rob Elk#0001, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
@full gull hey, it is what it is, no hard feelings, just business
/rob @ornate bison
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 58 minutes.
/rob @full gull
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 45 minutes.
lmao
/crashv1 @ornate bison
see you in 1 hour
git fukt

/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
91.
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
75.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 37 minutes and 17 seconds.
/crime
Unfortunately, your public indecency did not pay off and got caught. You were fined
617
WHAT
this is why i dont play rdr
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 31 minutes and 15 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 14 seconds.
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
85.
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
57
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
159 for your hard work.
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 51 seconds.
fuck
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 23 minutes.
You've been fined
497 for trying to rob a poor person.
/bal
55 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 42 minutes and 42 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 38 seconds.
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
50
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 24 minutes and 35 seconds.
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
86.
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
391 on the way back to your ship.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 13 minutes and 37 seconds.
/work
You drive women to the store for
80
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 24 minutes and 7 seconds.
/rob @ornate bison
You attempted to rob Elk#0001, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
61
/slut
You fucked a trap, not realising it was a bear trap, and it gave you
236 out of pity.
fuck
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
52 as in return!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 30 minutes and 40 seconds.
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
73
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 17 minutes and 8 seconds.
/rob @dawn basalt
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 51 minutes and 29 seconds.
You cannot be a slut for 12 minutes and 19 seconds.
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
65! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/slut
You found an extra
105 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/rob @shrewd ibex
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 24 minutes and 29 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
68
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 6 minutes and 4 seconds.
/rob @iron gate
You robbed
9 from simple#5683.
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
89 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/slut
You have a good night out and earn
354.
/work
You cannot work for 44 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 32 seconds.
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
61
/rob @willow geode
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 14 minutes.
srry bruv
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
90
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 6 minutes and 5 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 19 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 10 seconds.
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
242
You attempted to rob Biblically#0001, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
Cripp
/rob @dense lichen
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 12 minutes and 38 seconds.
A drunk man pays you
66 to walk backwards.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 47 minutes and 35 seconds.

Lol
/work
You cannot work for 32 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 18 seconds.
/work
You find
82 randomly lying in the gutter
Take ya vengeance
You robbed
55 from meat#3325.
Sheeeeeeesh
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
133
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
95
/crime
You were caught shoplifting. Pay a fine of
699
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/crime
You successfully complete a heist and earn
385!
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
54
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
87 off your new game.
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
55
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
288.
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
93 I think...
/crime
You help illegal immigrants cross the border and they paid you
648.
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
99
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
53 for your struggles.
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
163
/crime
You steal candy from some schoolgirls and earn
541
/rob @broken sorrel
You attempted to rob Baine406#5491, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as the president and earn
79
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 31 minutes and 34 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 45 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 23 minutes and 20 seconds.
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
84.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 1 minute and 38 seconds.
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
61 out of pity.
/slut
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay
269 for violating the stay-at-home order.
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
98 because we pity you.
/work
You were farming and earned
96
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
205 for your hard work.
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
80.
/crime
You attempt to steal, but the person stabs you. You pay
497 in hospital expenses...
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
85
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
63.
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
153 in donations!
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
58
/slut
You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
288.
You tried to steal from a gas station, but surprise! The cashier had a shotgun! He robbed
673 from you, but at least he didn't call the cops.
/work
You worked overtime for
60
/crime
You steal all the candy from a candy store. After fighting the urge to eat it, you sell it for
687.
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
234.
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
102
/crime
You rob a nearby corner store for
388
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
74
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 55 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 53 minutes and 27 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 53 minutes and 32 seconds.
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
65 on the floor.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 39 minutes and 1 second.
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
88.
/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
224
/crime
You were caught shoplifting. Pay a fine of
621
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
61
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
90
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
98.
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
125 to stop because that's weird.
/crime
You hacked into a terrorist's computer, and managed to earn
428
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
60.
/crime
You see a man burying a dead body in the park. He pays you
659 to help him out.
/store
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
75
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
237
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
71
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
220
/crime
You attempt to rob your local McDonalds. The cashier beats you and you are fined
676
NOOOOO
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
67
You got caught trying to steal iPhone X and pay a fine of
376
/stats
/crime
You successfully created a pyramid scheme making
578 in the process.
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
95 for helping them out.
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
132
/rob
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/slut
You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed
221.
/rob
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/rob @arctic ether
You attempted to rob Henny1xz#5445, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
L
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
52
/rob @river fractal
You were caught attempting to rob Lucifer666#5216, and have been fined
428.