#back-room
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Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob ahtemge#8444
You robbed
1,124 from ahtemge#8444.
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
277, and you go ahead with it.
/crime
You choked on a Twinkie and had to pay a hospital fine of
387.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 55 minutes and 8 seconds.
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
81, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
261!
/crime
You wrecked the car you borrowed from the High Rollers in the race. You owe them
539 in damages.
/work
You slept in a bed and found
99 under your pillow when you woke up
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
100.
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
399 in a baggie next to you.
/crime
A sudden gust of wind blows away
615
You do some work around the house for
55
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
73 for a good job.
/slut
You found an extra
260 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
98
/work
You sell your crab for
68, you monster
You attempted to rob Maruchan#1025, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
its ok
/rob Not Bruh
You attempted to rob Not Bruh#4255, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
XD
oh man
You rob a nearby corner store for
566
GG
/rob Not Bruh
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
by mistake sorry
k
/rob Not Bruh
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
100.
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 52 seconds.
/crime
You aren't very sneaky, are you? You lost
681
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
217
what people are doing to get money
idk
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
95 for watching.
/rob Not Bruh #4255
You attempted to rob Not Bruh#4255, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
Fuck
/slut
You found an extra
231 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
67
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
54
/rob @timid cradle
You attempted to rob Creasy29#9206, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
Well
😅
Try to rob me
/rob @tepid void
You attempted to rob Not Bruh#4255, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
Yep, you’ve got empty pockets

/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
91.
You entered the Royal Palace and stole a precious diamond. You then sold it for
626

/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
91.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 45 seconds.
/rob Not Bruh#4255
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 14 minutes and 16 seconds.
You get a commission request, the payment is
54.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
You attempt to rob your local McDonalds. The cashier beats you and you are fined
690
now i got minus dollars
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
58
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
96 from donations
/slut
Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes
280, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.
You break into a home to steal jewelry worth
478
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
65! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/crime
The old lady you tried to rob turned out to be a 6'4'' police officer in prime condition. You got the shit beaten out of you and were fined
660
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
68.
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
64
/slut
You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a
307 fine!
/crime
You were caught by a passerby for stealing. You have been fined for
415.
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Maruchan#1025
2 - Infinity#6767
3 - AuntJemima#6985
4 - AuntJemimaSyrup2#6114
5 - AUNTRELL#9781
1
You robbed
114 from Maruchan#1025.
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob layaan
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
56 stashed inside one of them.
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
135... yikes
/crime
You were caught staying up past your bedtime and got
605 taken away from you!
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
81!
/slut
You rake in
262, but your butthole will never be the same...
/crime
You robbed a bank and were caught during the police chase that followed. Your bail was set at
304.
/rob Zyg
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Zyg#0511
2 - Zygon#0500
2
You attempted to rob Zygon#0500, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/crime
You broke into the Warden's office and stole his chair. You managed to sell it for
677.
/rob ThePossesed
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob ThePossessed
You've been fined
262 for trying to rob a poor person.
/rob A
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - a cup of coffee#1609
2 - CrownKiller5686#5544
3 - simple#5683
4 - Harvey#1717
5 - Erinnya#7409
6 - Uninvited Guest#0736
7 - AbundanceOfNuns#0027
8 - accio#2455
9 - Galaxy.#6375
10 - Tankybabe#5490
9
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
89
/slut
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
169 to clean the stains.
/crime
You manage to persuade a Lord into thinking that you're a banker. He gives you his
515 for safe keeping.
/slut
You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and
325.
You posted in the wrong Discord channel and have been fined
660.
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
74
yeah
Lol
/crime
You managed to steal iPhone X and sold it for
663
/rob Tony Plays
You robbed
8 from Tony Plays#0854.
8 dollars thats hot 
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
210.
/crime
You mug someone in a video game for all that they have, too bad it wasn't anything but some worthless bottle caps, netting you
641
/rob micah
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - RedHawk90408#2406
2 - Kratos Morgan#0365
3 - Дяна™#3781
4 - Zacharie Wol'framus#1887
5 - Musician Doge#0894
6 - Micah Bell#9163
7 - Micah Bell#2807
8 - Micah Bell#8092
9 - Micah bell#3512
10 - micah bell#5125
9
You robbed
83 from Micah bell#3512.
/rob @ripe badger
You attempted to rob PAPUNA111#0863, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
62. Congrats!
/work
You got featured and won
68
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
66!
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
387 to your Patreon
/crime
You rob the Goodsprings General Store and come out with
264
/rob R2
You attempted to rob R2_pato#5521, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 43 minutes and 11 seconds.
/work
You found
53 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
130
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
53
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you
245 as a punishment because there's kids watching.
/crime
Nuh, uh, uh, mister! You are fined
329.
/whatdafuck
/rob Bounty Hunter
You attempted to rob BountyHunter#0268, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob e
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - the best username#3980
2 - greivousz#2184
3 - Dbacks007#0831
4 - Chancellor Palpatine#8066
5 - edwqrd#9630
6 - buéno#5445
7 - Edwin#5897
8 - Eh#6041
9 - Warcrafted69#6347
10 - Kizmet#0001
4
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
You got caught trying to steal iPhone X and pay a fine of
271
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
53.
/work
You work as the president and earn
76
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
293
/crime
You spend all week trying to hack into a bank's system, and fail miserably. Because of bills and having to pay for food, you have lost
536.
You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. They drop
626 as a result. Thankfully, nothing went wrong, but now they're pissed at you.
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
173.
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
63.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 48 seconds.
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 28 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 17 seconds.
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
76 from a thrown out wallet.
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
145
/crime
You were caught not helping to commit the crime and instead sitting on your lazy ass talking about it on Discord and were ratted out for
535
/slut
Nobody cares about you. You lost
214 trying to twerk.
/crime
An informant catches you in the act and relays it to the authorities. You are caught and fined
275
/rob /t
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob q
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Mrok#6381
2 - Toomahkiin#6552
3 - Baby Girl#0666
4 - Quorra420#8311
5 - Q--Warrior#5594
6 - q6#1111
7 - q8ali#3308
8 - q9j9p#9447
9 - Qaerus#0490
10 - qaradises#7698
3
You robbed
116 from Baby Girl#0666.
/bal
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
66
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
268
/crime
You raided the enemy tribe and got
556
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
295.
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
73
/crime
You were caught eating cakes in a bakery, you have been fined
455!
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
82 for it!
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
346
/crime
You were found in the Springfield Power Plant trying to make crack cocaine, you were fined
560
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
169.
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
60
/crime
You attempted to rob the local bank and got caught by the police. You are fined
273
/crime
You got caught stealing cheese wheels and are fined
510
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
108!
oh come on i want minus money
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
73
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
57 in your direction.
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you
248.
/crime
You stole a Mi-24 Helicopter and sold it for
556 on the market
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
64
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
76.
/slut
Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of
333!
A stranger walks up to you and you decide to steal their clothes, you some how did it and got away with an outfit valued at
591.
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
280... yikes
/crime
During the escape, the police catch up with your gang and confiscate
464 from you.
/work
You receive a check of
75 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
87!
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
63
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
288
/crime
You robbed a bank and were caught during the police chase that followed. Your bail was set at
604.
/crime
You were caught shoplifting. Pay a fine of
329
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
126 to fuck the girls inside.
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
73.
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
99 from selling drinks
/crime
You tried stealing money from a cop, you were fined
562
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 18 seconds.
/slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
117
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
225 to your Patreon!
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
99
/slut
You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined
370
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
56
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
367 for your services.
/crime
You receive an unmarked letter in the post. Inside is a cheque of
487, which probably means that the "business" went well.
/slut
You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to
381.
/crime
You raided the enemy tribe and got
584
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
64.
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
100 😃
/work
You walk dogs for
54.
/work
You sell your crab for
74, you monster
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
153.
You trip on a banana on your getaway, and get busted for
577!
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
85 for doing his job.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 38 seconds.
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
82
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
63
/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
367
/crime
You were caught trying to pickpocket! You are fined
501
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
71.
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
319
/crime
Trying to rob someone isn't that easy. They attack you and steal
672, luckily you aren't reported.
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
64
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
216 on the way back to your ship.
/bal
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
82! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
yay
/work
You become a game developer and raised
91 for charity.
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
55
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
66
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
171
/crime
You have been caught bragging about your money on facebook, you have been fined
377 .
nice
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
157 for your hard work.
Awesome!
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
96
/slut
One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid
295 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.
/crime
During an armed assault, you are knocked unconscious by an old geezer. Afterwards, it seems that you are missing
643 when you wake up.
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
80
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
55.
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
258
/crime
A cop pulls you over in a routine traffic stop and finds out you are up to no good. Fine is
604
dammit!
/work
You sell your crab for
52, you monster
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
75
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
399.
/crime
You steal a hobo's money jar for
510
/crime
You went to rob a bank and failed miserably, although you did escape the cops and made it back to your apartment. You found
632 on the ground in the parking lot.
OH MEN i want minus money
/work
You worked and gained
82
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
198 in total.
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
72.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 2 minutes and 39 seconds.
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
63
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
244!
/crime
You murder the nice lady next door and sell her dead corpse for
318
/work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
94!
/slut
You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay
162 for surgery.
You break a window in New York for
426.
No ur dick
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
80. Congrats!
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
76 .
/slut
You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost
306
/crime
You manage to hack into a bank's system and steal
378!
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
80
/slut
You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost
390
/crime
You found
476 under your bus seat. Shhh! Don't tell anyone.
/bal
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
93
/slut
You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined
368
/crime
You were caught in the act, and fined
313
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
69!
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
227 at you.
/crime
You do a heist on the EU bank for
550
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
69. Congrats!
/slut
Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John
234
/crime
You got caught speeding, your ticket comes to
325
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
89.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 10 minutes and 28 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
76
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
It's your lucky day! You found an unlocked bus and took out
680 from the box of fares.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 23 seconds.
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
298.
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
93
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
329.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob Colonel_Sanders21
You were caught attempting to rob Colonel_Sanders21#9035, and have been fined
470.
You steal
349 from your boss and didn't get caught.
/rob Colonel_Sanders21
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
100
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
331 for your solid work.
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
183
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
95
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 16 seconds.
/rob @daring zenith
You robbed
55 from mARK#3246.
You robbed
752 from 𝚈𝚞𝚜𝚞𝚏 𝙺𝚎𝚜𝚐𝚒𝚗#6519.
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
366.
/work
You got featured and won
54
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
223!
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
75.
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob mARK
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - mARK#3246
2 - Mark Carmpell#3721
3 - Mark Cohen#2682
4 - Mark Diez#6673
5 - Mark0#2005
6 - MARK0812#0214
7 - Mark117#6903
8 - Mark1nator#6315
9 - MarkAnder77#1058
10 - markball732#1621
1
You robbed
829 from mARK#3246.
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
51
/slut
You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse,
103 went down your toilet
/crime
Walking along the street, you notice an envelope falling out of the person's bag in front of you. You reach down to get it. After examining the unmarked envelope in your hand, you turn to the person who dropped it, they see you with it and run away at full-speed shoving everyone out of the way. Inside you find a small bag of cocaine. You turn to the nearest junkie & show them the contents, the junkie puts
692 in your hand silently in exchange for it and walks away.
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
90
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
70
/work
Just take the
56 and go...
/slut
You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing
246 to resolve your burnt skin.
/crime
Nerf guns don't work idiot. Fined
438
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
100
/slut
You fucked a traffic cone and found
390 inside it
/crime
You robbed a bank but your getaway car got a flat tire and you were fined
689
You attempted to rob Zyg#0511, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob @plush timber
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
62.
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
152
/crime
You got caught raiding and got fined
376
/rob @daring zenith
You were caught attempting to rob mARK#3246, and have been fined
431.
You cannot be a slut for 10 minutes and 12 seconds.

/bal
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
93
/slut
Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John
180
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
97 because we pity you.
/slut
You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed
194.
/crime
You were caught eating spaghetti without meatballs, and have been given a
326 fine!
last 4 to 5 crime and sluts were all fines dammit!
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
52
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
73
/slut
You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined
374
/rob @plush timber
You attempted to rob 𝚈𝚞𝚜𝚞𝚏 𝙺𝚎𝚜𝚐𝚒𝚗#6519, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You work as crisis actor and earn
92.
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
395 on your way out of the locker room.
/crime
Someone told the police you were doing something sketchy. You got caught and were fined
441
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 27 seconds.
/work
You become a game developer and raised
75 for charity.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 45 minutes and 8 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 45 minutes and 14 seconds.
/ work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
77 for your struggles.
/ slut
You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay
255 to get it repaired.
/ crime
You choked on your aspirations. You lost
670
/slut
She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her
261.
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
75 on the way back home!
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
86.
/crime
You stole a potato and sold it for
502 on the black market
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
340
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
91
/slut
You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined
166
/crime
You wouldn't get out of bed to do the crime. We are fining you
640 for being a lazy ass person.
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
91
/slut
You rake in
311, but your butthole will never be the same...
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
180.
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
91
/slut
Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra
149.
/crime
You pickpocket someone successfully and steal the money out of their wallet, there was
494 in it
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
86
/slut
You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took
382 from you.
/crime
Someone told the police you were doing something sketchy. You got caught and were fined
300
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
69
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
88
/rob a
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - a cup of coffee#1609
2 - simple#5683
3 - Harvey#1717
4 - Erinnya#7409
5 - Uninvited Guest#0736
6 - AbundanceOfNuns#0027
7 - accio#2455
8 - Galaxy.#6375
9 - Tankybabe#5490
10 - Jaeger#1520
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You were caught attempting to rob simple#5683, and have been fined
586.
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
93
/slut
You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost?
296 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
100
/crime
You were caught trying to smuggle illegal aliens across the border and have been fined
528
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
81
/crime
You knock out a soccer mom in a fight for toilet paper. You got your toilet paper but you were fined
637 for offending the soccer mom.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 29 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 41 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 14 seconds.
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
59
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
54
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
320.
/crime
You work for a Mexican cartel and make
563
/crime
You got caught stealing from a donations jar and in return you get fined
538
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
267.
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
86
/crime
You've been asked to steal the last tiramisu from the kitchen, you got
383 for a job well done.
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
71
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
63
/crime
You loiter and are fined
302.
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
246
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
93 stashed inside one of them.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 31 minutes and 48 seconds.
oh
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
57.
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
59
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
234
/crime
Being the criminal mastermind you are, you decide to rob the next person you see. An old lady approaches, here's your chance! You threaten her & demand money. The poor old lady gives you
305 in sheer terror.
/bal
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
75.
/crime
During a drug deal with a notorious drug cartel, they jump the gun and take both your paid drugs and wallet. You lost
589
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
337
/crime
You break into a home to steal jewelry worth
373
/crime
The elderly home seems like a prime target, however their lack of medical coverage appals you, and out of the generosity of your heart you donate
541
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
50!
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
99
/crime
You successfully created a pyramid scheme making
306 in the process.
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob) whilst betting.
/slut
You get paid
140 for crossdressing
/work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
86.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 33 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 42 minutes and 28 seconds.
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
79!
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
358
/crime
Sitting on a cop car wasn't smart. They gave you a
646 fine, because nobody likes marks being left on their windows!
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
79
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 33 minutes and 8 seconds.
You cannot be a slut for 42 minutes and 20 seconds.
/crime
You were caught vandalising and were fined
524
/work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
72.
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
73
/crime
You were caught shoplifting. Pay a fine of
618
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
125
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 14 minutes and 9 seconds.
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
59
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
385
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
95.
/crime
You tried to steal from this server's bank. Obviously, that didn't end well. You were given a fine of
638
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your
322.
OMG I FOUND SOMEONETHINg
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
73
/slut
Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John
286
/crime
Unfortunately, your public indecency did not pay off and got caught. You were fined
598
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
73
/crime
You tried to steal from this server's bank. Obviously, that didn't end well. You were given a fine of
534
You become a pimp and earn
147!
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
94 for a good job.
/crime
You're caught helping the enemy. Pay
475
/slut
You get
164 through donations on your cam stream.
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
388
/work
You got out of bed. Have
73
/crime
Walking along the street, you notice an envelope falling out of the person's bag in front of you. You reach down to get it. After examining the unmarked envelope in your hand, you turn to the person who dropped it, they see you with it and run away at full-speed shoving everyone out of the way. Inside you find a small bag of cocaine. You turn to the nearest junkie & show them the contents, the junkie puts
490 in your hand silently in exchange for it and walks away.
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
93.
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
55
/crime
You got caught stealing cheese wheels and are fined
525
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
90
/crime
You were caught trying to assassinate an African drug lord, and have been given a
688 fine!
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
351
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes.
/bal
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
80
/slut
You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost?
207 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?
/crime
You raided the enemy tribe and got
315
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
58
You hit someone with a rock and they sued you for
624
You attempted to rob layaan#3092, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
Oh fuck off
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
80
Shut the fuck up bitch
No one cares
I think I'm a little toxic
Srry
But
heavy is angry
A little
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
92
:))
Dont pls :(( I'm sorry
You attempted to rob Misses Ren#1025, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

You were caught attempting to rob Not Bruh#4255, and have been fined
498.
Fuck
/crime
You work for a Mexican cartel and make
273
/work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
69!
Pokemons in the west

I'm less,in debt atleast
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
100.
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
96.
/crime
You set up a fake kickstarter for a game and end up stealing
428 from unsuspecting investors.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
slot-machine <bet>
Fuck
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
51
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you
310 after.
/crime
Stealing candy from a baby didn't turn out to be as easy as you'd think, you've been fined
695
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
66.
/slut
The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay
178 to have them cleaned
/crime
You did a crime and refuse to do the time. You lose
413.
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
69
/crime
Impersonating a banker was a bad move. You've been fined
387
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
365.
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
55
/slut
You found an extra
335 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/crime
You crack open a safe and shovel
327 into your pockets. These old people never learn.
/crime
You tried to help someone with a bot, but they were greedy and stole
307 from you!
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
339 at you.
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
91
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
71 for helping them out.
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
347
/crime
You were caught eating cakes in a bakery, you have been fined
421!
/work
You gave yourself
74 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
77
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you
292.
You robbed your sister's cookie jar and managed to sell the cookies for
296
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
56
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
66.
/work
You got out of bed. Have
74
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 45 seconds.
/crime
You rob the Goodsprings General Store and come out with
570
/slut
Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you
300
Worth it
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
90
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
94
/crime
After stealing memes you get tracked down by the meme god and mugged for
516.
/slut
You couldn't get it up and lost
379
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 40 seconds.
/crime
The local street gang pays you
566 after helping them beat an innocent citizen
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
380 on your way out of the locker room.
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
89.




