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1ns0mn1amacabre

You work as a streamer and gain Cash107 from donations

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1ns0mn1amacabre

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1ns0mn1amacabre

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demil0890

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demil0890

You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you Cash244.

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demil0890

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pugpeng

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pugpeng

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pugpeng

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officieel_shady

You kill someone and sell their organs for Cash291

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officieel_shady

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demil0890

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demil0890

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demil0890

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donquixote_doflamingo123_34399

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donquixote_doflamingo123_34399

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donquixote_doflamingo123_34399

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officieel_shady

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officieel_shady

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officieel_shady

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officieel_shady

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halrirae

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ginger_ninja64

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officieel_shady

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officieel_shady

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officieel_shady

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demil0890

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demil0890

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demil0890

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officieel_shady

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officieel_shady

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officieel_shady

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officieel_shady

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officieel_shady

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demil0890

You click a pen repeatedly for an hour and get Cash62

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demil0890

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officieel_shady

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officieel_shady

You hooked up with a couple of guys for Cash383

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officieel_shady

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officieel_shady

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officieel_shady

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halrirae

You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid Cash184.

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officieel_shady

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/SLUT

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demil0890

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demil0890

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demil0890

You were caught vandalising and were fined Cash465

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halrirae

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officieel_shady

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officieel_shady

You were a hacker and stole Robux Cash556

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officieel_shady

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officieel_shady

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officieel_shady

You rob from a bank and gained Cash281 for escaping without being caught

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officieel_shady

You fucked up, and have been fined Cash219

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officieel_shady

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officieel_shady

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demil0890

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demil0890

You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was Cash390.

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demil0890

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strolled_257

You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you Cash56

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4tessa

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4tessa

You sneak into the White House and manage to get your hands on a small loan of a million dollars. Unfortunately, you lose most of it while escaping, and only take home Cash305

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chronella

You serve the customers and receive Cash144

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officieel_shady

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officieel_shady

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officieel_shady

You get banned from the Minecraft server and have to pay a fine of Cash35!

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officieel_shady

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officieel_shady

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officieel_shady

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demil0890

You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you Cash104

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demil0890

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officieel_shady

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officieel_shady

You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you Cash131 in order to keep quiet about it.

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You were hired by a hitman to murder Flanders, you had to throw out your white shirt but you managed to rack up Cash294

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demil0890

You line up shoes neatly by the door and earn Cash122

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demil0890

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demil0890

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officieel_shady

You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have Cash361

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officieel_shady

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officieel_shady

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officieel_shady

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halrirae

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undersnails

Your friend pays you Cash380 for you to worship her feet

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undersnails

Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got Cash154 for it!

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officieel_shady

You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid Cash85 for doing it

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officieel_shady

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officieel_shady

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officieel_shady

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officieel_shady

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officieel_shady

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officieel_shady

You steal your boss's stapler and sell it to a co-worker for Cash373

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officieel_shady

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officieel_shady

You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of Cash242!

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officieel_shady

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demil0890

You clean off the chairs and get paid Cash109

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demil0890

You found an extra Cash388 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all

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demil0890

Stealing candy from a baby didn't turn out to be as easy as you'd think, you've been fined Cash301

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ginger_ninja64

You test chairs for squeaks and comfort and earn Cash102

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ginger_ninja64

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demil0890

You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly Cash178

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demil0890

Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him Cash273.

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demil0890

The person you were robbing noticed you. You have been fined for Cash660.

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pisupisusps

You got featured and won Cash91

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pisupisusps

You pretended to be maintenance and collected Cash296 in 'service fees'.

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pisupisusps

Your client sticks it inside you and pays you Cash377

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demil0890

You finally locate a missing TV remote and earn Cash142

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demil0890

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you Cash365 to stop because that's weird.

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demil0890

You steal a statue from a public park and sell it to a collector for Cash492

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officieel_shady

You were caught vandalising a public restroom and have been fined Cash313.

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officieel_shady

You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes Cash137 from you.

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You work as a police officer and earn Cash155

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You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get Cash72

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halrirae

You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn Cash111

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demil0890

You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded Cash194.

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halrirae

You work as a wine taster and earn Cash137

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officieel_shady

You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got Cash111.

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v_szone

You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned Cash78

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v_szone

You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have Cash112

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v_szone

A wise asian girl once said, Be a better criminal. Get fined Cash197 kiddo

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demil0890

You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make Cash74 for your lack of effort.

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demil0890

You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes Cash227 from you.

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demil0890

You steal a child's piggy bank for Cash383

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officieel_shady

You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got Cash179!

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officieel_shady

Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him Cash138.

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You sell a truckload of stolen goods and the former president's suit for Cash635

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demil0890

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demil0890

You rake in Cash290, but your butthole will never be the same...

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demil0890

You were caught using a stolen credit card to buy things online and have been fined Cash579.

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.lastdecember

You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money Cash173

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You walk your crew right into a police sting. It's all over. Fined Cash383

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officieel_shady

You couldn't get it up and lost Cash305

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officieel_shady

You were caught in the act, and fined Cash550

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You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money Cash155

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officieel_shady

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officieel_shady

You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make Cash100 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.

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officieel_shady

You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost Cash162

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officieel_shady

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officieel_shady

You parked in a handicap spot without a permit and have been fined Cash518.

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demil0890

You worked overtime for Cash73

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demil0890

You fuck this really hot girl, and you find out she has herpes. You are fined Cash396 to get it cured.

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demil0890

You tried to do a prank call but called the police instead and you have been fined Cash599

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deerofmalice

You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for Cash165

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dummy0457

The person you were robbing noticed you. You have been fined for Cash207.

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dummy0457

You sell V-bucks and make Cash55!

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officieel_shady

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officieel_shady

You work as a bread scientist and earn Cash182

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officieel_shady

The police randomly stop you and fine you Cash38

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You dig around in your yard and gain Cash67

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officieel_shady

You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you Cash77.

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halrirae

You worked as a businessman and earned Cash91

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/SLUT

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officieel_shady

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officieel_shady

You line up shoes neatly by the door and earn Cash182

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You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you Cash166 when you got back home

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You work as an elementary school teacher and earn Cash105

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You rub a random stranger's ass and gain Cash169!

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officieel_shady

You were caught texting while driving and have been fined Cash186.

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You work as a starving college student, you found Cash90 on the ground.

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halrirae

You do some work around the house for Cash75

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You fix autocorrect mistakes for someone and receive Cash108

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You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make Cash81.

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You robbed a bank and were caught during the police chase that followed. Your bail was set at Cash276.

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/SLUT

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officieel_shady

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of Cash123, and you go ahead with it.

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pisupisusps

You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth Cash61.

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/slut

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pisupisusps

You go down on that rich kid and earn Cash203

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pisupisusps

It turns out that you somehow dropped a loot bag of Cash327 during the escape home. Better luck next time.

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officieel_shady

You rob the bank of Eternity for Cash391

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officieel_shady

You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really donโ€™t lie. You earn Cash109.

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Your friend pays you Cash306 for you to worship her feet

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You found Cash89 lying on the floor in General Chat!

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You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received Cash67 from your peers.

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deerofmalice

You work as a head receiver and earn Cash91

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halrirae

You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make Cash87 for your expertise in unicorn management.

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demil0890

You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive Cash122

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demil0890

You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you Cash209!

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demil0890

You try to crash a wedding but are body slammed into the wedding cake. You pay Cash638 for the damage.

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demil0890

You coach someone on how to procrastinate and get Cash190

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halrirae

You repair the arcade machines and receive Cash70

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halrirae

You work as a professional cat-petter and earn Cash63

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/slut

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officieel_shady

Damn! Those hips don't lie here's Cash352

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officieel_shady

You forget the shopping list but somehow return with Cash120

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officieel_shady

You were caught driving under the influence of alcohol and have been fined Cash387.

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/work

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halrirae

You click a pen repeatedly for an hour and get Cash125

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demil0890

You develop games for a living and earn Cash128.

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demil0890

You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned Cash170

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demil0890

You get caught adding your milk before your cereal and receive a fine of Cash670

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You line up shoes neatly by the door and earn Cash164

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ilkeprussia

You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make Cash124 just for playing that song, so nice pick!

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demil0890

You work as a vibration consultant and earn Cash188

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demil0890

You do a good deepthroating and earn Cash310 from the client

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demil0890

You drop all the money from the heist, good going. You also get arrested and fined Cash662.

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/slut

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officieel_shady

A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you Cash6 for having your junk out.

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officieel_shady

You steal a famous musician's guitar and sell it to a fan for Cash407

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You ignore calendar reminders with confidence and still get Cash160

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l3_lvl_0

You went to work and gained Cash151

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l3_lvl_0

You tried to sneak into a concert and paid a fine of Cash467.

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demil0890

You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn Cash113

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demil0890

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chronella

Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you Cash189 .

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officieel_shady

You walk your crew right into a police sting. It's all over. Fined Cash67

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officieel_shady

You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of Cash271!

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officieel_shady

You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make Cash199 for your bravery and heroism.

silent galeBOT
#
officieel_shady

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned Cash118

#
officieel_shady

You robbed Cash428 from demil0890.

crimson crescent
#

thx bro

#

@high walrus

silent galeBOT
#
chronella

You got caught spray painting graffiti on a public building and have been fined Cash427.

stray quiver
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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chronella

You take it up the ass for Cash384

crimson crescent
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
officieel_shady

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 14 minutes and 9 seconds.

#
officieel_shady

Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn Cash183, despite you keep Googling all your problems.

silent galeBOT
#
ginger_ninja64

You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn Cash134

tawny jetty
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kee_s_ter

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you Cash293 to stop because that's weird.

tawny jetty
#

bet

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kee_s_ter

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 53 seconds.

tawny jetty
#

ugh

silent galeBOT
#
kee_s_ter

You robbed Cash326 from thewintersoldier_.

tawny jetty
#

no way

silent galeBOT
#
kee_s_ter

You work as a sandwich artist and earn Cash64

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You work as a serial murderer... and earn Cash108

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You press a large red button that does nothing and get Cash102

crimson crescent
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
officieel_shady

You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you Cash385 for your services.

#
officieel_shady

You got out of bed. Have Cash51

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officieel_shady

You see a man burying a dead body in the park. He pays you Cash455 to help him out.

crimson crescent
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
officieel_shady

That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent Cash120 to your Patreon

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officieel_shady

You pickpocket every single person in the parliament entrance and sneak away with Cash346

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officieel_shady

You inspect light switches for no reason and receive Cash173

silent galeBOT
#
knife_ocelot

You were caught trying to steal a red striped shirt, and have been given a Cash72 fine!

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knife_ocelot

You develop games for a living and earn Cash182.

rich arch
#

Work

#

/work

silent galeBOT
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burntspleen

You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for Cash152

#
burntspleen

You failed to steal and the cops found you, you were fined Cash375

rich arch
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
burntspleen

You shouldnโ€™t put that inside you... pay Cash352 to get it out

silent galeBOT
#
deerofmalice

You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn Cash150

silent galeBOT
#
ginger_ninja64

You rented out a cardboard box as storage and made Cash575.

#
ginger_ninja64

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in Cash104

silent galeBOT
#
apollos_raven

You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn Cash118

#
apollos_raven

You steal a painting of a mustached man and sell it for Cash518.

silent galeBOT
#
sosobbzuda

You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn Cash72 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.

frosty pewter
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ginger_ninja64

Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain Cash105 though.

silent galeBOT
#
ginger_ninja64

You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received Cash89 from your peers.

silent galeBOT
#
ginger_ninja64

You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned Cash198

silent galeBOT
#
demil0890

You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you Cash196.

high walrus
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
demil0890

You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned Cash126.

#
demil0890

You were caught driving a car with expired license plates and have been fined Cash258.

high walrus
tender fern
silent galeBOT
#
officieel_shady

You robbed Cash2,599 from demil0890.

crimson crescent
#

Love

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
officieel_shady

An adult video site pays you Cash345 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".

#
officieel_shady

You take screenshots for someone who doesn't know how and earn Cash189

silent galeBOT
#
demil0890

A sudden gust of wind blows Cash168 in your direction.

high walrus
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
demil0890

You take it up the ass for Cash120

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you Cash99

silent galeBOT
#
_dutch_vanderlinde_

You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make Cash141 off of donations.

silent galeBOT
#
demil0890

You coach someone on how to procrastinate and get Cash188

high walrus
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
demil0890

You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost Cash109

#
demil0890

You pretended to be maintenance and collected Cash524 in 'service fees'.

silent galeBOT
#
demil0890

You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid Cash177 to dust off dinosaur fossils.

high walrus
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
demil0890

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 12 minutes and 54 seconds.

silent galeBOT
#
officieel_shady

You were caught attempting to rob demil0890, and have been fined Cash664.

crimson crescent
#

Slut

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
officieel_shady

You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you Cash380 for your services.

#
officieel_shady

You were caught fishing without a license and have been fined Cash433.

#
officieel_shady

You work as crisis actor and earn Cash175.

silent galeBOT
#
demil0890

You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make Cash111 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.

high walrus
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
demil0890

The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with Cash197.

#
demil0890

You dabbed. Cash344 has been deducted from your balance. Shame on you

silent galeBOT
#
roxas401

You untangle a nightmare of cables and make Cash53

tranquil burrow
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
roxas401

You whip it out and manage to rake in Cash203

tranquil burrow
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
roxas401

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 26 seconds.

tranquil burrow
#

/bal @high walrus

silent galeBOT
#
roxas401

You robbed Cash2,176 from demil0890.

tranquil burrow
#

/bal

silent galeBOT
#
.vrox.

You attempted to rob t430d0r, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

remote cobalt
#

broke ass

silent galeBOT
#
.vrox.

You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned Cash75

#
demil0890

You round up rogue shopping carts in the parking lot for Cash150

high walrus
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
demil0890

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 27 minutes and 5 seconds.

crimson crescent
#

/spit

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
officieel_shady

Your client found your legs legendary and paid you Cash115

#
officieel_shady

You tried to sneak into a concert and paid a fine of Cash512.

#
officieel_shady

Your level got featured epic and you won Cash170

silent galeBOT
#
officieel_shady

You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for Cash55

silent galeBOT
#
demil0890

You work as a professional sleeper and earn Cash168

high walrus
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
demil0890

You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you Cash238.

#
demil0890

You steal a car and take it to the junkyard Cash678

crimson crescent
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
officieel_shady

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 6 minutes and 14 seconds.

#
officieel_shady

You gave yourself Cash96 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...

#
officieel_shady

You robbed Cash1,680 from demil0890.

silent galeBOT
#
officieel_shady

You attempt to rob the peasant's village. You don't find any valuable assets, and you get fined Cash0.

crimson crescent
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
officieel_shady

You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost? Cash0 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?

#
officieel_shady

You coach someone on how to procrastinate and get Cash163

silent galeBOT
#
officieel_shady

You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn Cash144

silent galeBOT
#
officieel_shady

You robbed Cash336 from demil0890.

#
officieel_shady

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in Cash97.

#
officieel_shady

You were caught shoplifting a bag of chips and have been fined Cash0.

crimson crescent
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
officieel_shady

You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined Cash0

silent galeBOT
#
mkeshavarzi

You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received Cash177 from your peers.

silent galeBOT
#
deerofmalice

You fluff pillows to perfection and make Cash118

silent galeBOT
#
ginger_ninja64

You gave yourself Cash55 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...

#
ginger_ninja64

You rob another server for Cash531

west trail
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
1ns0mn1amacabre

You give excellent head and earn a solid Cash211.

#
1ns0mn1amacabre

You fold receipts with surprising care and earn Cash109

#
1ns0mn1amacabre

The old lady you tried to rob turned out to be a 6'4'' police officer in prime condition. You got the shit beaten out of you and were fined Cash300

#
1ns0mn1amacabre

You robbed Cash2,980 from dutch_vanderlinde.

west trail
#

Oh dear lord

west trail
#

My bad

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You worked at the office overtime for Cash137

#
demil0890

You bake cupcakes and receive Cash120

high walrus
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
demil0890

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find Cash231 on the way back to your ship.

#
demil0890

You steal a street performer's hat filled with money, making Cash387

silent galeBOT
#
richiehark_49

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got Cash150 I think...

#
richiehark_49

You steal the Queen's crown and sell it on the black market for Cash536

lucid fulcrum
#

ohh yeah im great

strong cipher
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
pugpeng

You work as a cunning linguist and earn Cash366

#
pugpeng

You got caught spray painting graffiti on a public building and have been fined Cash566.

#
pugpeng

You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn Cash81

#
pugpeng

You were caught attempting to rob 1ns0mn1amacabre, and have been fined Cash459.

silent galeBOT
#
ginger_ninja64

You manage to keep 47 browser tabs open and earn Cash87

frosty pewter
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
ginger_ninja64

A girl fondles your boobs and you earn Cash295

silent galeBOT
#
demil0890

You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of Cash70 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...

high walrus
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
demil0890

You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of Cash148!

#
demil0890

It's your lucky day! You found an unlocked bus and took out Cash344 from the box of fares.

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You work as a personal shopper and earn Cash115

#
chronella

You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid Cash124 for moving traffic cones on the road.

silent galeBOT
#
demil0890

You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for Cash137

high walrus
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
demil0890

You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined Cash374

#
demil0890

You tried to rob a gift shop and lost Cash257.

silent galeBOT
#
officieel_shady

You robbed Cash728 from demil0890.

crimson crescent
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
officieel_shady

You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some Cash118

#
officieel_shady

You attempted to divide by zero, destroying the world and losing Cash588 to restore your save file.

#
officieel_shady

You work as a comedian and earn Cash199

silent galeBOT
#
officieel_shady

You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn Cash161.

silent galeBOT
#
ginger_ninja64

You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make Cash80.

#
kampskid

You were caught not helping to commit the crime, and just sitting on your lazy ass on Discord.
For this you've been fined Cash614

#
kampskid

You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made Cash93 off your performance.

#
ginger_ninja64

Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined Cash563.

frosty pewter
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
ginger_ninja64

You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned Cash204

crimson crescent
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
officieel_shady

Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you Cash165

#
officieel_shady

You got caught by the FBI trying to get a free Minecraft account. You've been sent to jail and fined Cash355!

#
officieel_shady

You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make Cash97

#
demil0890

You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you Cash120.

high walrus
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
demil0890

That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent Cash217 to your Patreon

#
demil0890

You find some farming tools and steal a few when people aren't looking and sell them to a farmer for Cash694

crimson crescent
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
officieel_shady

You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you Cash116 in return!

#
officieel_shady

You were caught stealing from your boss, so he stole Cash519 from you!

#
officieel_shady

You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn Cash162

silent galeBOT
#
demil0890

You work as a zoologist and earn Cash199

high walrus
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
demil0890

You give excellent head and earn a solid Cash151.

#
demil0890

You vandalised a public park and have been fined Cash323.

#
_vanda.

You robbed Cash127 from perturbabe.

digital sandal
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
_vanda.

You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn Cash302.

#
_vanda.

You were caught using your phone in a movie theatre and have been fined Cash597.

#
_vanda.

You work as an elementary school teacher and earn Cash137

silent galeBOT
#
demil0890

Despite forgetting every password, you somehow make Cash100

high walrus
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
demil0890

You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn Cash313.

rustic night
ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
๐–˜๐–™๐–—๐–†๐–œ๐–‡๐–Š๐–—๐–—๐–ž ๐–๐–†๐–—๐–‘๐–”๐–™#0004

You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn Cash99

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Arthur Morgan#1071

You do a good deepthroating and earn Cash256 from the client

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
objektpรฅsen#0774

You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you Cash73

river coyote
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Big Brain Pirate#8191

You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in Cash94

river coyote
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Big Brain Pirate#8191

After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with Cash344 and a real sore hangover.

charred storm
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
DrunkRussianBear#2267

You got cloned for science. You earned Cash92

charred storm
#

/rob

silent galeBOT
#
DrunkRussianBear#2267

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

charred storm
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
DrunkRussianBear#2267

You worked as a sperm donor and earned Cash215

charred storm
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
DrunkRussianBear#2267

You attempted to divide by zero, destroying the world and losing Cash600 to restore your save file.

charred storm
#

/rob @ripe badger

silent galeBOT
#
DrunkRussianBear#2267

xmark You were caught attempting to rob Arthur Morgan#1071, and have been fined Cash528.

silk grotto
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Barnaby#1134

You are caught using an in-game code multiple times and the developer fines you Cash515

silk grotto
#

darn

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
objektpรฅsen#0774

You work as a sandwich artist and earn Cash60

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
objektpรฅsen#0774

You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn Cash115.

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
๐–˜๐–™๐–—๐–†๐–œ๐–‡๐–Š๐–—๐–—๐–ž ๐–๐–†๐–—๐–‘๐–”๐–™#0004

You work as a streamer and gain Cash53 from donations

little lantern
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
marklinckonor#0818

You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned Cash96

ripe badger
#

/rob @DrunkRussianBear

silent galeBOT
#
Arthur Morgan#1071

xmark Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

little lantern
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
marklinckonor#0818

You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for Cash85.

little lantern
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
marklinckonor#0818

You work as a cookie cutter and earn Cash71.

nocturne hinge
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Arthur Morgan#5519

You develop games for a living and earn Cash76.

little lantern
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
marklinckonor#0818

Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn Cash73, despite you keep Googling all your problems.

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
pogjektpรฅsen#0774

A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you Cash96.

little lantern
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
marklinckonor#0818

You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you Cash63

inner linden
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Lรฉopold#8576

You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made Cash65

inner linden
#

ยฏ_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

little lantern
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
marklinckonor#0818

You work as a janitor and earn Cash81

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Gringo_Dan#1536

You work as a professional apologiser and earn Cash83

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
pogjektpรฅsen#0774

You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is Cash65!

low mantle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
layaan#3092

You dig around in your yard and gain Cash66

low mantle
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
layaan#3092

You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw Cash133 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!

low mantle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
layaan#3092

You develop games and earn Cash82.

low mantle
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
layaan#3092

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 15 minutes and 18 seconds.

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
pogjektpรฅsen#0774

You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn Cash84

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
pogjektpรฅsen#0774

You were caught trying to take candy from a baby, and have been given a Cash577 fine.

little lantern
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
marklinckonor#0818

You work as the president and earn Cash100

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Gringo_Dan#1536

You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn Cash69

#
KaLoR?#1385

You dig around in your yard and gain Cash64

#
KaLoR?#1385

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 55 seconds.

#
KaLoR?#1385

Your rent is due. You send a check for Cash327.

#
KaLoR?#1385

You get hired to take it hard for the night for Cash185!

little lantern
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
marklinckonor#0818

You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make Cash79 from ad revenue.

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
BlackGuish#1899

You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. They drop Cash380 as a result. Thankfully, nothing went wrong, but now they're pissed at you.

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
BlackGuish#1899

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 50 seconds.

ripe badger
#

/rob @little lantern

silent galeBOT
#
BlackGuish#1899

xmark You were caught attempting to rob marklinckonor#0818, and have been fined Cash319.

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
BlackGuish#1899

You couldn't get it up and lost Cash228

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
BlackGuish#1899

You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you Cash84 for your struggles.

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Gringo_Dan#1536

You suggest something good and get rewarded Cash90

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Mav#6060

Someone came and performed a play. They gave you Cash74 for watching.

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Mav#6060

The elderly home seems like a prime target, however their lack of medical coverage appals you, and out of the generosity of your heart you donate Cash469

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Mav#6060

After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with Cash359 and a real sore hangover.

lucid goblet
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Russman#7739

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was Cash136 in a baggie next to you.

lucid goblet
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Russman#7739

You work as a bounty hunter and earn Cash62

lucid goblet
#

/withdraw max

#

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Russman#7739

You murder the nice lady next door and sell her dead corpse for Cash545

lucid goblet
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Maruchan#1025

You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for Cash92

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Maruchan#1025

You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved Cash66!

opal raft
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Indeed

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Maruchan#1025

You shine people's shoes in class and they give you Cash95.

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Providence#0432

You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn Cash76

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#

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Maruchan#1025

You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you Cash76.

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pogjektpรฅsen#0774

You make a living selling weed for Cash81 a day

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#

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ErasableNinja#7208

You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned Cash55

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Ew old lady

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ErasableNinja#7208

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 30 seconds.

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#

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#

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ErasableNinja#7208

You steal a cellphone and sell it on eBay for Cash566

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#

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ErasableNinja#7208

You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you Cash127.

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#

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silent galeBOT
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ErasableNinja#7208

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

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/rob Mr Jonk

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ErasableNinja#7208

xmark You were caught attempting to rob Jonk#1912, and have been fined Cash414.

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Big Brain Pirate#8191

You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of Cash88.

river coyote
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Big Brain Pirate#8191

You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost Cash255

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#

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layaan#3092

You work at a lamp store and earn Cash68

low mantle
#

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layaan#3092

Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay Cash230 for a new one.

low mantle
#

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#

/crime

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layaan#3092

You tried to do a prank call but called the police instead and you have been fined Cash555

low mantle
#

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#

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ahtemge#8444

Your client found your legs legendary and paid you Cash380

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#

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ahtemge#8444

You worked at the office overtime for Cash73

flat heron
#

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ahtemge#8444

You aren't very sneaky, are you? You lost Cash577

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#

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Will.Is.Here.My.Guy#5888

You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and Cash85.

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Will.Is.Here.My.Guy#5888

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 48 seconds.

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#

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Will.Is.Here.My.Guy#5888

You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned Cash187

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pogjektpรฅsen#0774

You worked overtime for Cash52

flat heron
#

/slut

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ahtemge#8444

Your client sticks it inside you and pays you Cash340

flat heron
#

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ahtemge#8444

You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of Cash70 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...

low mantle
#

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layaan#3092

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#

/slut

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layaan#3092

Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes Cash226.

low mantle
#

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#

/crime

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layaan#3092

You hack into the government's economic system and manage to steal Cash576.

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#

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pogjektpรฅsen#0774

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find Cash238 on the way back to your ship.

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pogjektpรฅsen#0774

You work as a vibration consultant and earn Cash96

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BallisticcBee#0723

You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning Cash82.

steel drum
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/slut

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BallisticcBee#0723

You fucked a traffic cone and found Cash388 inside it

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#

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silent galeBOT
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BallisticcBee#0723

During an armed assault, you are knocked unconscious by an old geezer. Afterwards, it seems that you are missing Cash279 when you wake up.

steel drum
#

/rob censored screaming

silent galeBOT
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BallisticcBee#0723

xmark You were caught attempting to rob Censored Screaming#0403, and have been fined Cash512.

steel drum
#

Sad

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#

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Mav#6060

You work as a cross dresser model and earn Cash82

ripe badger
#

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Mav#6060

You flashed your tits while streaming and received Cash335 in donations!

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#

/crime

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Mav#6060

You drop all the money from the heist, good going. You also get arrested and fined Cash485.

low mantle
#

/slut

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layaan#3092

You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned Cash244

low mantle
#

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layaan#3092

You work as a Penguinologist and earn Cash66

ripe badger
#

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pogjektpรฅsen#0774

You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn Cash60.

low mantle
#

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layaan#3092

You work as an elephant dresser and earn Cash63

low mantle
#

/slut

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layaan#3092

You earned Cash104 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.

river coyote
#

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Big Brain Pirate#8191

You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got Cash94 for your efforts!

river coyote
#

/slut

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Big Brain Pirate#8191

Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes Cash121 from you as compensation.

ripe badger
#

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pogjektpรฅsen#0774

You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received Cash65 from your peers.

wraith osprey
#

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MICPLAYA#9233

Someone came and performed a play. They gave you Cash67 for watching.

wraith osprey
wraith niche
#

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Theforgottenaccident#1993

You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn Cash56.

wraith niche
#

/slut

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Theforgottenaccident#1993

You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined Cash230.

wraith niche
#

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Theforgottenaccident#1993

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.

wraith niche
#

/crime

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Theforgottenaccident#1993

You got a cop drunk and stole his car, selling the parts for Cash479

wraith niche
#

/shop

stark venture
#

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Maruchan#1025

You work as a help desk technician and earn Cash66

stark venture
#

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Maruchan#1025

You work as a water slide tester and earn Cash94

inner birch
#

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dazzlingoutlaw#2661

You sold fish sandwiches and earned Cash80 in profits

ripe badger
#

/crime

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Arthur Morgan๐Ÿค #0112

You were caught trying to scam people, and have been given a Cash649 fine!

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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Arthur Morgan๐Ÿค #0112

You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay Cash114 for child support before disownment.

ripe badger
#

/work

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Arthur Morgan๐Ÿค #0112

You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn Cash52

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#

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silent galeBOT
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pogjektpรฅsen#0774

You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays Cash88 for your services.

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#

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Gringo_Dan#1536

You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and Cash77. Good job.

little lantern
#

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marklinckonor#0818

You hastily wipe down the cafรฉ counters. Your boss pays you Cash58.

stark venture
#

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Maruchan#1025

You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you Cash61

ripe badger
#

/work

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Mav#6060

You work as an elephant dresser and earn Cash81

ripe badger
#

/slut

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#
Mav#6060

You are weirdly good with your hands, have Cash281

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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Mav#6060

Your friend bet you that you couldn't beat him in Madden. He won Cash458.

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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pogjektpรฅsen#0774

You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of Cash61.

autumn zealot
#

/work

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#
Strange Man#7949

You work as an elephant dresser and earn Cash56

autumn zealot
#

/slut

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#
Strange Man#7949

You got your daily dose of Vitamin D Cash317 : D

autumn zealot
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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Strange Man#7949

You robbed the police station, which normally is a stupid idea, but they took the day off. You escaped with a police car, which you sold for Cash391

autumn zealot
#

/bal

stark venture
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Maruchan#1025

After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you Cash91, it must be your lucky day!

ember juniper
#

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silent galeBOT
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gjlowe17#7870

You take your dog for a walk and gain Cash75

lucid goblet
#

Use revolver

#

/use revolver

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#

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silent galeBOT
#
Gringo_Dan#1536

You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you Cash92 for your struggles.

lucid goblet
#

/work

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#
Russman#7739

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned Cash70

lucid goblet
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Russman#7739

You set fire to Starbucks and steal all the coffee worth Cash693

ripe badger
#

/work

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Gringo_Dan#1536

You work as a human statue and earn Cash54

ripe badger
#

/work

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pogjektpรฅsen#0774

Cash75 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
pogjektpรฅsen#0774

You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined Cash102.

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
pogjektpรฅsen#0774

You eat pizza with pineapple. Disgrace. Fined Cash664

ripe badger
#

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ember juniper
#

/money

stark venture
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Maruchan#1025

You work as a professional snuggler and earn Cash100

wheat talon
#

/work

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Shadow town#1657

You work as a serial murderer... and earn Cash85

wheat talon
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Shadow town#1657

You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined Cash607

stark venture
#

/work

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#
Maruchan#1025

You work as a Penguinologist and earn Cash73

stark venture
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Maruchan#1025

You take it up the ass for Cash271

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Arthur Morgan#8227

Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain Cash82

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Arthur Morgan#8227

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.

ripe badger
#

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ripe badger
#

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silent galeBOT
#
Arthur Morgan#8227

You make a living selling weed for Cash93 a day

river coyote
#

/work

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#
Big Brain Pirate#8191

You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn Cash90

river coyote
#

/slut

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#
Big Brain Pirate#8191

You earned Cash258 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.

ripe badger
#

/work

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Gringo_Dan#1536

Your level got featured epic and you won Cash64

pulsar shale
#

/slut

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datcord#9565

You get hired to take it hard for the night for Cash317!

pulsar shale
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
datcord#9565

During the escape, the police catch up with your gang and confiscate Cash276 from you.

pulsar shale
#

/work

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#
datcord#9565

You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you Cash70.

ripe badger
#

/work

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Johny#1547

You work as a bounty hunter and earn Cash87

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Johny#1547

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Johny#1547

You rummage through a dumpster illegally and find Cash634!

meager apex
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Frijol_Blanco_#6343

You got caught raiding and got fined Cash251

meager apex
#

/work

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Frijol_Blanco_#6343

You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn Cash64

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#

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Arthur Morgan#8227

You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn Cash71.

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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Arthur Morgan#8227

You attempted to take a guy's wallet, but you grabbed his ass instead and was fined Cash392 for sexual assault

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Arthur Morgan#8227

Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes Cash116.

tranquil fern
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ng2851#8238

You went to work and gained Cash89

tranquil fern
#

/sluy

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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ng2851#8238

You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you Cash129 in order to keep quiet about it.

tranquil fern
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
ng2851#8238

Your SoundCloud DJ roommate plays his music at 120 DB until 5 am in the morning. In a seething blind rage, you kill him and sell his equipment for Cash287.

ripe badger
#

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silent galeBOT
#
Arthur Morgan#8227

You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid Cash70!

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Arthur Morgan#8227

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 28 minutes and 48 seconds.

ripe badger
#

/slut

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Arthur Morgan#8227

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 28 minutes and 49 seconds.

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#

/work

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#
Arthur Morgan#8227

You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn Cash92

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#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Arthur Morgan#8227

You wouldn't get out of bed to do the crime. We are fining you Cash451 for being a lazy ass person.

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Arthur Morgan#8227

You got your daily dose of Vitamin D Cash167 : D

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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objektpรฅsen#0774

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you Cash54

low mantle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
layaan#3092

You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found Cash83 on the floor.

low mantle
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
layaan#3092

A girl fondles your boobs and you earn Cash161

little lantern
#

/work

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#
marklinckonor#0818

You work as an elementary school teacher and earn Cash80

low mantle
#

/work

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#
layaan#3092

You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid Cash73.

low mantle
#

/slut

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#
layaan#3092

You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined Cash159

low mantle
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
layaan#3092

Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined Cash453.

low mantle
#

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#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
objektpรฅsen#0774

You work as a professional cuddler and earn Cash91

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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objektpรฅsen#0774

You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent Cash246 on medical bills.

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
objektpรฅsen#0774

You hacked into the bank and received Cash401 and an invitation to Anonymous

latent juniper
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
๐–†๐–•๐–”๐–‘๐–‘๐–” <3#0620

You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received Cash59 from your peers.

little crescent
#

/work

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#
GreedIncarnateโ„ขยฉ(III)#2390

You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn Cash54

little crescent
#

/work

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#
GreedIncarnateโ„ขยฉ(III)#2390

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.

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#

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#
Uncle Lumbago#9641

You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining Cash62

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Uncle Lumbago#9641

You are fined Cash367 for jaywalking

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Uncle Lumbago#9641

You get it on with a waitress at the local cafรฉ. She gives you Cash348 after.

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
cursed#4552

You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of Cash574

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#

๐Ÿ˜”

#

/work

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#
cursed#4552

You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got Cash85.

ripe badger
#

/work

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#
Arthur Morgan๐Ÿค #0112

You work as the head of potatoes and earn Cash75

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Arthur Morgan๐Ÿค #0112

The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you Cash158

stark venture
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Maruchan#1025

You develop games and earn Cash61.

granite pendant
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
๐’๐ก๐จ๐ญ๐จ๐Ÿ๐’๐š๐๐ง๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ#0259

Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of Cash308!

granite pendant
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
๐’๐ก๐จ๐ญ๐จ๐Ÿ๐’๐š๐๐ง๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ#0259

Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of Cash77 ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
objektpรฅsen#0774

You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn Cash51

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Arthur Morgan#8227

You worked for the Police and earned Cash97

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Arthur Morgan#8227

You got a cop drunk and stole his car, selling the parts for Cash360

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Arthur Morgan#8227

You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with Cash294.

abstract fern
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
TheDarkSouls305#3586

You work as a bread scientist and earn Cash83

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
objektpรฅsen#0774

After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn Cash87!

ripe badger
#

/work

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#
Gringo_Dan#1536

You clean off the animatronics and get paid Cash55

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Arthur Morgan#8227

You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain Cash58! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Arthur Morgan#8227

You rummage through a dumpster illegally and find Cash525!

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Arthur Morgan#8227

The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with Cash171.

icy trail
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ferris#1362

You work as a dumpster diver and earn Cash78

icy trail
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
ferris#1362

You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect Cash328 in one night.

icy trail
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
ferris#1362

You stole a potato and sold it for Cash541 on the black market

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Arthur Morgan#8227

You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain Cash98

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Arthur Morgan#8227

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 18 minutes and 56 seconds.

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
objektpรฅsen#0774

You bake cupcakes and receive Cash94

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Arthur Morgan#8227

Police did a strip search and found stolen toys, they fined you Cash661

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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Arthur Morgan#8227

You get paid Cash240 for crossdressing

ripe badger
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/work

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Arthur Morgan#8227

You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make Cash92 from ad revenue.

ripe badger
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/work

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Gringo_Dan#1536

You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn Cash56

jolly blaze
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/work

silent galeBOT
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WโƒŸEโƒŸIโƒŸRโƒŸDโƒŸOโƒŸ#3216

You bought and sold items and profited Cash92

jolly blaze
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/help

ripe badger
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/work

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objektpรฅsen#0774

You serve the customers and receive Cash55

inner birch
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/work

silent galeBOT
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dazzlingoutlaw#2661

You gave yourself Cash90 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...

inner birch
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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dazzlingoutlaw#2661

Thatโ€™s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay Cash380 in hospital fees.

inner birch
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shite

ripe badger
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/work

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objektpรฅsen#0774

You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in Cash92

devout pumice
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/wokr

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/work

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Phoenix.#6721

You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you Cash59

devout pumice
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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Phoenix.#6721

You tripped on a rock while running and got caught. Although you escaped you lost Cash411 when you fell over.

stark venture
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/work

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Maruchan#1025

You were farming and earned Cash71

pulsar shale
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/work

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datcord#9565

You work as a serial murderer... and earn Cash52

pulsar shale
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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datcord#9565

You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped Cash329

pulsar shale
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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datcord#9565

You fail to pickpocket a noble. He summons the guards and they fine you Cash582

ripe badger
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/work

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objektpรฅsen#0774

You clean off the counters and get paid Cash52

ripe badger
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/work

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Arthur Morgan#8227

You work as a professional apologiser and earn Cash100

ripe badger
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/crime

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Arthur Morgan#8227

Your SoundCloud DJ roommate plays his music at 120 DB until 5 am in the morning. In a seething blind rage, you kill him and sell his equipment for Cash425.

ripe badger
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/slut

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Arthur Morgan#8227

You earn Cash257 for giving some succ (the good kind)

flat heron
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/slut

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MILKAยฎ#8444

You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you Cash388 in return!

flat heron
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/work

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MILKAยฎ#8444

You work as a professional snuggler and earn Cash65

flat heron
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/crime

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MILKAยฎ#8444

You steal a painting of a mustached man and sell it for Cash500.

flat heron
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YAY

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/bal

ripe badger
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/work

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objektpรฅsen#0774

You work as a head receiver and earn Cash76

sour ridge
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/work

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Zyg#0511

You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for Cash93.

sour ridge
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/bal

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/crime

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Zyg#0511

You attempt to break into an electronics store. You smash the window to bits and climb inside, only to hear sirens approaching fast.. You haven't even gotten the loot yet. You must have tripped a silent alarm. Busted. You are fined Cash631

sour ridge
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/crime

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Zyg#0511

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 49 seconds.

sour ridge
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Zyg#0511

stopwatch You cannot work for 8 minutes and 29 seconds.

sour ridge
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Zyg#0511

stopwatch You cannot work for 7 minutes and 11 seconds.

sour ridge
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Zyg#0511

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you Cash93 for helping them out.

sour ridge
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Zyg#0511

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.

sour ridge
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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Zyg#0511

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 49 minutes and 44 seconds.

ripe badger
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/work

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Arthur Morgan#8227

You work as a pumpkin picker Cash94

ripe badger
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/crime

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Arthur Morgan#8227

You tripped on a rock while running and got caught. Although you escaped you lost Cash549 when you fell over.

ripe badger
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/slut

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Arthur Morgan#8227

The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you Cash330

sour ridge
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/work

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Zyg#0511

You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn Cash89

sour ridge
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/crime

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Zyg#0511

You've been asked to steal the last tiramisu from the kitchen, you got Cash586 for a job well done.

sour ridge
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/work

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Zyg#0511

You worked in the cafeteria and have earned Cash55

sour ridge
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Zyg#0511

stopwatch You cannot work for 3 minutes and 37 seconds.

sour ridge
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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Zyg#0511

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 43 minutes and 19 seconds.

sour ridge
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Zyg#0511

stopwatch You cannot work for 1 minute and 45 seconds.

sour ridge
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Zyg#0511

stopwatch You cannot work for 33 seconds.

sour ridge
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Zyg#0511

You worked in the cafeteria and have earned Cash83

sour ridge
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Zyg#0511

stopwatch You cannot work for 8 minutes and 48 seconds.

sour ridge
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/work

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Zyg#0511

You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get Cash89 for all your items.