You work as a streamer and gain
107 from donations
Reply #635918
1 messages ยท Page 203 of 1
You work as a streamer and gain
107 from donations
You tried to shoplift a cactus. You paid
318 in embarrassment fines.
You robbed
163 from dutch_vanderlinde.
You develop games for a living and earn
91.
/slut
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you
244.
You were caught speeding and have been fined
286.
Damn it
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
384
You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
180
The local street gang pays you
381 after helping them beat an innocent citizen
You kill someone and sell their organs for
291
You work as a janitor and earn
72
You work as a street performer and earn
82
/slut
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
355 to clean the stains.
You break into a movie theatre and steal all the popcorn, which you sell to a group of hungry college students for
475.
You make a profit selling catnip on the streets, and get
402.
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
62
/slut
Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John
317
/slut
Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra
16.
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
88
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 9 minutes and 3 seconds.
During the escape, the police catch up with your gang and confiscate
97 from you.
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
90 worth of scrap.
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
61 for your hard work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
117, albeit reluctantly.
The elderly home seems like a prime target, however their lack of medical coverage appals you, and out of the generosity of your heart you donate
90
You fuck this really hot girl, and you find out she has herpes. You are fined
9 to get it cured.
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
126.
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
195 though.
/slut
You earned
296 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
You hit someone with a rock and they sued you for
512
Mf
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 42 minutes and 44 seconds.
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
118.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 28 minutes and 24 seconds.
You work as a wine taster and earn
161
You test chairs for squeaks and comfort and earn
75
You work as a dog food taster and earn
133
You click a pen repeatedly for an hour and get
62
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
129 to your Patreon!
You were caught shoplifting a bag of chips and have been fined
0.
/slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
383
You were caught attempting to rob demil0890, and have been fined
83.
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
141
You clean crumbs off a counter and earn
166
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
184.
/WROK
You click a pen repeatedly for an hour and get
122
/SLUT
You cannot be a slut for 11 minutes and 47 seconds.
You press a large red button that does nothing and get
147
/slut
You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed
149.
You were caught vandalising and were fined
465
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
135
You adjust screen brightness for optimal vibes and earn
197
You were a hacker and stole Robux
556
/slut
You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined
59
You identify animal shapes in the clouds for an hour and make
64
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 46 minutes and 9 seconds.
/balance
You rob from a bank and gained
281 for escaping without being caught
/slut
You fucked up, and have been fined
219
You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win
82.
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
75.
A sudden gust of wind blows
103 in your direction.
/slut
You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
390.
You tried to sneak into a concert without a ticket and got caught. You have been fined
258.
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
56
You work as a zoologist and earn
188
You sneak into the White House and manage to get your hands on a small loan of a million dollars. Unfortunately, you lose most of it while escaping, and only take home
305
You serve the customers and receive
144
You're the tooth fairy and spend your nights collecting teeth from children's pillows. You make
118 for your dedication to dental hygiene.
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
300.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 45 seconds.
You get banned from the Minecraft server and have to pay a fine of
35!
/wrok
You work as crisis actor and earn
62.
/bal
You dig around in your yard and gain
129
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 27 minutes and 52 seconds.
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
104
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
351!
You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make
115 for spreading joy and happiness.
/slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
131 in order to keep quiet about it.
You were hired by a hitman to murder Flanders, you had to throw out your white shirt but you managed to rack up
294
You line up shoes neatly by the door and earn
122
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 25 minutes and 51 seconds.
Your hacker friend wires you
432. Good payroll today gamers.
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
361
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
180
You rented out a cardboard box as storage and made
565.
You work as a pet food taster and earn
142.
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
63!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 8 minutes and 50 seconds.
You work as a model and earn
93
/slut
Your friend pays you
380 for you to worship her feet
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
154 for it!
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
85 for doing it
A box wobbles & falls from a delivery vehicle, landing right in front of you. Inside you find high-quality cigars. These are worth
259
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
208
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
167
Your friend said that you couldn't steal the Mona Lisa, so to prove them wrong you stole the Mona Lisa and sold it for
404
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
290 from the men.
You work as a snake milker and earn
113
You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make
161.
You cannot be a slut for 14 minutes and 20 seconds.
You steal your boss's stapler and sell it to a co-worker for
373
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
184. Good job!
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
242!
You are paid
126 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
You clean off the chairs and get paid
109
/slut
You found an extra
388 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
Stealing candy from a baby didn't turn out to be as easy as you'd think, you've been fined
301
You test chairs for squeaks and comfort and earn
102
You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost
289.
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
178
/slut
Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him
273.
The person you were robbing noticed you. You have been fined for
660.
You got featured and won
91
You pretended to be maintenance and collected
296 in 'service fees'.
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
377
You finally locate a missing TV remote and earn
142
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
365 to stop because that's weird.
You steal a statue from a public park and sell it to a collector for
492
You were caught vandalising a public restroom and have been fined
313.
You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes
137 from you.
You work as a police officer and earn
155
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
72
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
111
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
194.
You work as a wine taster and earn
137
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
111.
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
78
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
112
A wise asian girl once said, Be a better criminal. Get fined
197 kiddo
You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make
74 for your lack of effort.
/slut
You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes
227 from you.
MY MOTHER ROBBED ME
You steal a child's piggy bank for
383
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
179!
/slut
Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him
138.
You sell a truckload of stolen goods and the former president's suit for
635
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
99, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/slut
You rake in
290, but your butthole will never be the same...
You were caught using a stolen credit card to buy things online and have been fined
579.
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
173
You walk your crew right into a police sting. It's all over. Fined
383
idiot
You couldn't get it up and lost
305
You were caught in the act, and fined
550
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
155
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 3 minutes and 20 seconds.
You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make
100 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.
/slut
You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost
162
You cannot be a slut for 55 minutes and 49 seconds.
You parked in a handicap spot without a permit and have been fined
518.
You worked overtime for
73
/slut
You fuck this really hot girl, and you find out she has herpes. You are fined
396 to get it cured.
You tried to do a prank call but called the police instead and you have been fined
599
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
165
The person you were robbing noticed you. You have been fined for
207.
You sell V-bucks and make
55!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 24 minutes and 11 seconds.
You work as a bread scientist and earn
182
The police randomly stop you and fine you
38
You dig around in your yard and gain
67
/slut
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you
77.
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
91
/SLUT
You cannot be a slut for 23 minutes and 9 seconds.
You line up shoes neatly by the door and earn
182
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
166 when you got back home
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
105
/SLUT
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
169!
You were caught texting while driving and have been fined
186.
You work as a starving college student, you found
90 on the ground.
You do some work around the house for
75
You fix autocorrect mistakes for someone and receive
108
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
81.
You robbed a bank and were caught during the police chase that followed. Your bail was set at
276.
/SLUT
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
123, and you go ahead with it.
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
80 off your new game.
You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth
61.
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
203
It turns out that you somehow dropped a loot bag of
327 during the escape home. Better luck next time.
You rob the bank of Eternity for
391
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really donโt lie. You earn
109.
/slut
Your friend pays you
306 for you to worship her feet
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 26 minutes and 1 second.
You found
89 lying on the floor in General Chat!
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
67 from your peers.
You work as a head receiver and earn
91
You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make
87 for your expertise in unicorn management.
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
122
/slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
209!
You try to crash a wedding but are body slammed into the wedding cake. You pay
638 for the damage.
You coach someone on how to procrastinate and get
190
You repair the arcade machines and receive
70
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
63
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
352
You forget the shopping list but somehow return with
120
You were caught driving under the influence of alcohol and have been fined
387.
/work
You click a pen repeatedly for an hour and get
125
You develop games for a living and earn
128.
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
170
You get caught adding your milk before your cereal and receive a fine of
670
You line up shoes neatly by the door and earn
164
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 24 minutes and 22 seconds.
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
124 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
188
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
310 from the client
You drop all the money from the heist, good going. You also get arrested and fined
662.
/slut
A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you
6 for having your junk out.
You steal a famous musician's guitar and sell it to a fan for
407
You ignore calendar reminders with confidence and still get
160
You went to work and gained
151
You tried to sneak into a concert and paid a fine of
467.
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
113
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 5 minutes and 56 seconds.
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
189 .
You walk your crew right into a police sting. It's all over. Fined
67
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
271!
You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make
199 for your bravery and heroism.
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
118
You robbed
428 from demil0890.
You got caught spray painting graffiti on a public building and have been fined
427.
/slut
You take it up the ass for
384
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 14 minutes and 9 seconds.
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
183, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
134
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
293 to stop because that's weird.
You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 53 seconds.
ugh
You robbed
326 from thewintersoldier_.
no way
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
64
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
108
You press a large red button that does nothing and get
102
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
385 for your services.
You got out of bed. Have
51
You see a man burying a dead body in the park. He pays you
455 to help him out.
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
120 to your Patreon
You pickpocket every single person in the parliament entrance and sneak away with
346
You inspect light switches for no reason and receive
173
You were caught trying to steal a red striped shirt, and have been given a
72 fine!
You develop games for a living and earn
182.
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
152
You failed to steal and the cops found you, you were fined
375
/slut
You shouldnโt put that inside you... pay
352 to get it out
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
150
You rented out a cardboard box as storage and made
575.
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
104
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
118
You steal a painting of a mustached man and sell it for
518.
You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn
72 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
105 though.
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
89 from your peers.
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
198
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
196.
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
126.
You were caught driving a car with expired license plates and have been fined
258.
Why does doing crimes never work in my favour
Car in 1898?
You robbed
2,599 from demil0890.
An adult video site pays you
345 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
You take screenshots for someone who doesn't know how and earn
189
A sudden gust of wind blows
168 in your direction.
/slut
You take it up the ass for
120
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
99
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
141 off of donations.
You coach someone on how to procrastinate and get
188
/slut
You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost
109
You pretended to be maintenance and collected
524 in 'service fees'.
You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid
177 to dust off dinosaur fossils.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 12 minutes and 54 seconds.
You were caught attempting to rob demil0890, and have been fined
664.
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
380 for your services.
You were caught fishing without a license and have been fined
433.
You work as crisis actor and earn
175.
You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make
111 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.
/slut
The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with
197.
You dabbed.
344 has been deducted from your balance. Shame on you
You untangle a nightmare of cables and make
53
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
203
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 26 seconds.
/bal @high walrus
You robbed
2,176 from demil0890.
/bal
You attempted to rob t430d0r, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
broke ass
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
75
You round up rogue shopping carts in the parking lot for
150
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 27 minutes and 5 seconds.
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
115
You tried to sneak into a concert and paid a fine of
512.
Your level got featured epic and you won
170
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
55
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
168
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
238.
You steal a car and take it to the junkyard
678
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 6 minutes and 14 seconds.
You gave yourself
96 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
You robbed
1,680 from demil0890.
You attempt to rob the peasant's village. You don't find any valuable assets, and you get fined
0.
/slut
You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost?
0 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?
You coach someone on how to procrastinate and get
163
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
144
You robbed
336 from demil0890.
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
97.
You were caught shoplifting a bag of chips and have been fined
0.
/slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
0
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
177 from your peers.
You fluff pillows to perfection and make
118
You gave yourself
55 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
You rob another server for
531
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
211.
You fold receipts with surprising care and earn
109
The old lady you tried to rob turned out to be a 6'4'' police officer in prime condition. You got the shit beaten out of you and were fined
300
You robbed
2,980 from dutch_vanderlinde.
Oh dear lord
My bad
You worked at the office overtime for
137
You bake cupcakes and receive
120
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
231 on the way back to your ship.
You steal a street performer's hat filled with money, making
387
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
150 I think...
You steal the Queen's crown and sell it on the black market for
536
ohh yeah im great
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
366
You got caught spray painting graffiti on a public building and have been fined
566.
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
81
You were caught attempting to rob 1ns0mn1amacabre, and have been fined
459.
You manage to keep 47 browser tabs open and earn
87
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
295
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
70 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
148!
It's your lucky day! You found an unlocked bus and took out
344 from the box of fares.
You work as a personal shopper and earn
115
You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid
124 for moving traffic cones on the road.
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
137
/slut
You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined
374
You tried to rob a gift shop and lost
257.
You robbed
728 from demil0890.
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
118
You attempted to divide by zero, destroying the world and losing
588 to restore your save file.
You work as a comedian and earn
199
You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn
161.
You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make
80.
You were caught not helping to commit the crime, and just sitting on your lazy ass on Discord.
For this you've been fined
614
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
93 off your performance.
Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined
563.
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
204
/slut
Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you
165
You got caught by the FBI trying to get a free Minecraft account. You've been sent to jail and fined
355!
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
97
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
120.
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
217 to your Patreon
You find some farming tools and steal a few when people aren't looking and sell them to a farmer for
694
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
116 in return!
You were caught stealing from your boss, so he stole
519 from you!
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
162
You work as a zoologist and earn
199
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
151.
You vandalised a public park and have been fined
323.
You robbed
127 from perturbabe.
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
302.
You were caught using your phone in a movie theatre and have been fined
597.
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
137
Despite forgetting every password, you somehow make
100
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
313.
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
99
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
256 from the client
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
73
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
94
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
344 and a real sore hangover.
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
92
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
215
/crime
You attempted to divide by zero, destroying the world and losing
600 to restore your save file.
/rob @ripe badger
You were caught attempting to rob Arthur Morgan#1071, and have been fined
528.
/crime
You are caught using an in-game code multiple times and the developer fines you
515
darn
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
60
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
115.
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
53 from donations
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
96
/rob @DrunkRussianBear
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
85.
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
71.
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
76.
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
73, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
96.
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
63
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
65
ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
81
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
83
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
65!
/work
You dig around in your yard and gain
66
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
133 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/work
You develop games and earn
82.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 15 minutes and 18 seconds.
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
84
/crime
You were caught trying to take candy from a baby, and have been given a
577 fine.
/work
You work as the president and earn
100
/work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
69
You dig around in your yard and gain
64
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 55 seconds.
Your rent is due. You send a check for
327.
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
185!
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
79 from ad revenue.
/crime
You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. They drop
380 as a result. Thankfully, nothing went wrong, but now they're pissed at you.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 50 seconds.
/rob @little lantern
You were caught attempting to rob marklinckonor#0818, and have been fined
319.
/slut
You couldn't get it up and lost
228
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
84 for your struggles.
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
90
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
74 for watching.
/crime
The elderly home seems like a prime target, however their lack of medical coverage appals you, and out of the generosity of your heart you donate
469
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
359 and a real sore hangover.
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
136 in a baggie next to you.
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
62
You murder the nice lady next door and sell her dead corpse for
545
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
92
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
66!
okay
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
95.
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
76
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
76.
/work
You make a living selling weed for
81 a day
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
55
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 30 seconds.
You steal a cellphone and sell it on eBay for
566
/slut
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you
127.
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob Mr Jonk
You were caught attempting to rob Jonk#1912, and have been fined
414.
hssakowqpoacmdaakzbxhf wbahaisocog9ai4otpfismanwow
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
88.
/slut
You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost
255
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
68
/slut
Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay
230 for a new one.
You tried to do a prank call but called the police instead and you have been fined
555
nooooo
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
380
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
73
/crime
You aren't very sneaky, are you? You lost
577
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
85.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 48 seconds.
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
187
/work
You worked overtime for
52
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
340
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
70 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
98!
/slut
Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes
226.
You hack into the government's economic system and manage to steal
576.
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
238 on the way back to your ship.
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
96
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
82.
/slut
You fucked a traffic cone and found
388 inside it
/crime
During an armed assault, you are knocked unconscious by an old geezer. Afterwards, it seems that you are missing
279 when you wake up.
/rob censored screaming
You were caught attempting to rob Censored Screaming#0403, and have been fined
512.
Sad
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
82
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
335 in donations!
/crime
You drop all the money from the heist, good going. You also get arrested and fined
485.
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
244
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
66
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
60.
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
63
/slut
You earned
104 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
94 for your efforts!
/slut
Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes
121 from you as compensation.
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
65 from your peers.
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
67 for watching.

/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
56.
/slut
You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined
230.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
You got a cop drunk and stole his car, selling the parts for
479
/shop
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
66
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
94
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
80 in profits
/crime
You were caught trying to scam people, and have been given a
649 fine!
/slut
You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay
114 for child support before disownment.
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
52
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
88 for your services.
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
77. Good job.
/work
You hastily wipe down the cafรฉ counters. Your boss pays you
58.
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
61
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
81
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
281
/crime
Your friend bet you that you couldn't beat him in Madden. He won
458.
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
61.
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
56
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
317 : D
/crime
You robbed the police station, which normally is a stupid idea, but they took the day off. You escaped with a police car, which you sold for
391
/bal
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
91, it must be your lucky day!
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
75
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
92 for your struggles.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
70
/crime
You set fire to Starbucks and steal all the coffee worth
693
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
54
/work
75 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
102.
/crime
You eat pizza with pineapple. Disgrace. Fined
664
bruh
/money
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
100
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
85
/crime
You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined
607
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
73
/slut
You take it up the ass for
271
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
82
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
oof
/work
You make a living selling weed for
93 a day
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
90
/slut
You earned
258 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
64
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
317!
/crime
During the escape, the police catch up with your gang and confiscate
276 from you.
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
70.
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
87
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/crime
You rummage through a dumpster illegally and find
634!
/crime
You got caught raiding and got fined
251
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
64
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
71.
/crime
You attempted to take a guy's wallet, but you grabbed his ass instead and was fined
392 for sexual assault
/slut
Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes
116.
/work
You went to work and gained
89
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
129 in order to keep quiet about it.
/crime
Your SoundCloud DJ roommate plays his music at 120 DB until 5 am in the morning. In a seething blind rage, you kill him and sell his equipment for
287.
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
70!
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 28 minutes and 48 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 28 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
92
/crime
You wouldn't get out of bed to do the crime. We are fining you
451 for being a lazy ass person.
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
167 : D
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
54
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
83 on the floor.
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
161
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
80
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
73.
/slut
You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined
159
/crime
Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined
453.
ahhh
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
91
/slut
You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent
246 on medical bills.
/crime
You hacked into the bank and received
401 and an invitation to Anonymous
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
59 from your peers.
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
54
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
62
/crime
You are fined
367 for jaywalking
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local cafรฉ. She gives you
348 after.
/crime
You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of
574
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
85.
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
75
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
158
/work
You develop games and earn
61.
/slut
Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of
308!
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
77 ๐
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
51
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
97
/crime
You got a cop drunk and stole his car, selling the parts for
360
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
294.
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
83
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
87!
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
55
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
58! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/crime
You rummage through a dumpster illegally and find
525!
/slut
The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with
171.
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
78
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
328 in one night.
/crime
You stole a potato and sold it for
541 on the black market
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
98
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 18 minutes and 56 seconds.
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
94
/crime
Police did a strip search and found stolen toys, they fined you
661
/slut
You get paid
240 for crossdressing
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
92 from ad revenue.
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
56
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
92
/help
/work
You serve the customers and receive
55
/work
You gave yourself
90 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/slut
Thatโs not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay
380 in hospital fees.
shite
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
92
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
59
/crime
You tripped on a rock while running and got caught. Although you escaped you lost
411 when you fell over.
/work
You were farming and earned
71
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
52
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
329
/crime
You fail to pickpocket a noble. He summons the guards and they fine you
582
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
52
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
100
/crime
Your SoundCloud DJ roommate plays his music at 120 DB until 5 am in the morning. In a seething blind rage, you kill him and sell his equipment for
425.
/slut
You earn
257 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
388 in return!
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
65
/crime
You steal a painting of a mustached man and sell it for
500.
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
76
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
93.
You attempt to break into an electronics store. You smash the window to bits and climb inside, only to hear sirens approaching fast.. You haven't even gotten the loot yet. You must have tripped a silent alarm. Busted. You are fined
631
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 29 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 11 seconds.
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
93 for helping them out.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 49 minutes and 44 seconds.
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
94
/crime
You tripped on a rock while running and got caught. Although you escaped you lost
549 when you fell over.
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
330
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
89
/crime
You've been asked to steal the last tiramisu from the kitchen, you got
586 for a job well done.
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
55
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 37 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 43 minutes and 19 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 45 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 33 seconds.
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
83
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 48 seconds.
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
89 for all your items.