#back-room | Red Dead Redemption 2 | Page 202

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/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 30, 2026, 1:14 PM

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hybrid cypress Apr 30, 2026, 1:14 PM

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Ooo good one

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/work

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halrirae

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/slut

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roughriderwilliamson

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/slut

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lolhelloidkwhattooadd

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lolhelloidkwhattooadd

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/work

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/crime

silent galeBOT Apr 30, 2026, 3:09 PM

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fuzzybannana

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/bank

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halrirae

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v_szone

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v_szone

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/slut

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/slut

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roughriderwilliamson

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mhmdshmylh._63655

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mhmdshmylh._63655

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/work

silent galeBOT Apr 30, 2026, 9:16 PM

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silent galeBOT Apr 30, 2026, 9:16 PM

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neon socket Apr 30, 2026, 9:38 PM

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/slut

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lolhelloidkwhattooadd

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gentle elk Apr 30, 2026, 9:38 PM

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/work

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lolhelloidkwhattooadd

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coral crag Apr 30, 2026, 9:44 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 30, 2026, 9:44 PM

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an_0utsider

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/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 30, 2026, 11:37 PM

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an_0utsider

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an_0utsider

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 1, 2026, 12:12 AM

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lolhelloidkwhattooadd

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lolhelloidkwhattooadd

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lolhelloidkwhattooadd

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viscid crystal May 1, 2026, 12:17 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 1, 2026, 12:17 AM

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fuzzybannana

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viscid crystal May 1, 2026, 12:17 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 1, 2026, 12:17 AM

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fuzzybannana

You mug a hobo on the street and manage to get Cash 432

viscid crystal May 1, 2026, 12:19 AM

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/rob

silent galeBOT May 1, 2026, 12:19 AM

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fuzzybannana

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

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/bal @viscid crystal

viscid crystal May 1, 2026, 12:34 AM

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/bal

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\work

silent galeBOT May 1, 2026, 12:58 AM

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lolhelloidkwhattooadd

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neon socket May 1, 2026, 12:58 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 1, 2026, 12:58 AM

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lolhelloidkwhattooadd

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 1, 2026, 1:51 AM

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lolhelloidkwhattooadd

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lolhelloidkwhattooadd

You work as a starving college student, you found Cash 111 on the ground.

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lolhelloidkwhattooadd

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silent galeBOT May 1, 2026, 2:33 AM

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fuzzybannana

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fuzzybannana

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fuzzybannana

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silent galeBOT May 1, 2026, 2:57 AM

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mrmageman

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mrmageman

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silent galeBOT May 1, 2026, 5:33 AM

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deerofmalice

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silent galeBOT May 1, 2026, 6:02 AM

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halrirae

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silent galeBOT May 1, 2026, 6:21 AM

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halrirae

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silent galeBOT May 1, 2026, 6:51 AM

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

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silent galeBOT May 1, 2026, 8:41 AM

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mhmdshmylh._63655

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mhmdshmylh._63655

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silent galeBOT May 1, 2026, 9:18 AM

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halrirae

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coral crag May 1, 2026, 10:51 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 1, 2026, 10:51 AM

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an_0utsider

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an_0utsider

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silent galeBOT May 1, 2026, 11:42 AM

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

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an_0utsider

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silent galeBOT May 1, 2026, 12:44 PM

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an_0utsider

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coral crag May 1, 2026, 12:54 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 1, 2026, 12:54 PM

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an_0utsider

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an_0utsider

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kampskid

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kampskid

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cobalt tartan May 1, 2026, 1:46 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 1, 2026, 1:46 PM

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halrirae

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silent galeBOT May 1, 2026, 4:54 PM

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halrirae

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silent galeBOT May 1, 2026, 5:18 PM

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halrirae

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twilit niche May 1, 2026, 6:11 PM

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/rob @digital sandal

silent galeBOT May 1, 2026, 6:11 PM

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perturbabe

xmark You were caught attempting to rob _vanda., and have been fined Cash 599.

twilit niche May 1, 2026, 6:11 PM

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Of course

rustic night May 1, 2026, 6:11 PM

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rip

silent galeBOT May 1, 2026, 6:11 PM

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_vanda.

You attempted to rob perturbabe, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

twilit niche May 1, 2026, 6:11 PM

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unbelievaboat is a simp for vanda i swear

digital sandal May 1, 2026, 6:12 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 1, 2026, 6:12 PM

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_vanda.

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_vanda.

You were caught not helping to commit the crime, and just sitting on your lazy ass on Discord.
For this you've been fined Cash 0

digital sandal May 1, 2026, 6:12 PM

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Bitch

rustic night May 1, 2026, 6:12 PM

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damn

twilit niche May 1, 2026, 6:13 PM

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“Fined $0”

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Cool.

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 1, 2026, 6:13 PM

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perturbabe

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twilit niche May 1, 2026, 6:13 PM

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Let’s go baby

neon socket May 1, 2026, 9:30 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 1, 2026, 9:30 PM

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lolhelloidkwhattooadd

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TUC

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FUC*

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lolhelloidkwhattooadd

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lolhelloidkwhattooadd

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stray quiver May 1, 2026, 10:07 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 1, 2026, 10:07 PM

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chronella

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stray quiver May 1, 2026, 10:07 PM

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💀

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halrirae

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silent galeBOT May 2, 2026, 12:33 AM

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halrirae

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halrirae

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silent galeBOT May 2, 2026, 3:38 AM

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

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deerofmalice

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dbhpilled

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gentle elk May 2, 2026, 10:24 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 2, 2026, 10:24 AM

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dbhpilled

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gentle elk May 2, 2026, 10:24 AM

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ihy

silent galeBOT May 2, 2026, 1:43 PM

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_vanda.

You attempted to rob perturbabe, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

digital sandal May 2, 2026, 1:43 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 2, 2026, 1:43 PM

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_vanda.

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_vanda.

You rob an ATM, but the CCTV captures your face. You are fined Cash 9

cobalt tartan May 2, 2026, 1:45 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 2, 2026, 1:45 PM

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halrirae

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dbhpilled

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silent galeBOT May 2, 2026, 4:01 PM

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halrirae

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neon socket May 2, 2026, 4:41 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 2, 2026, 4:41 PM

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lolhelloidkwhattooadd

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lolhelloidkwhattooadd

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silent galeBOT May 2, 2026, 6:59 PM

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sirpebble323

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silent galeBOT May 2, 2026, 7:36 PM

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silent galeBOT May 2, 2026, 7:51 PM

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sirpebble323

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deerofmalice

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xxlukasxx.07

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deerofmalice

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silent galeBOT May 2, 2026, 9:35 PM

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

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sirpebble323

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radiant mango May 2, 2026, 9:49 PM

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Ew… that kinda applies.

silent galeBOT May 2, 2026, 10:13 PM

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xelusive_

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xelusive_

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xelusive_

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lapis latch May 2, 2026, 10:15 PM

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silent galeBOT May 2, 2026, 10:50 PM

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chronella

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chronella

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stray quiver May 2, 2026, 10:51 PM

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/slut

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chronella

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chronella

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silent galeBOT May 3, 2026, 1:55 AM

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sirpebble323

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/woro

silent galeBOT May 3, 2026, 2:18 AM

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halrirae

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sirpebble323

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silent galeBOT May 3, 2026, 6:55 AM

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deerofmalice

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silent galeBOT May 3, 2026, 7:30 AM

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

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silent galeBOT May 3, 2026, 11:10 AM

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xxmambaaxx

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cobalt tartan May 3, 2026, 12:05 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 3, 2026, 12:05 PM

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halrirae

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silent galeBOT May 3, 2026, 3:43 PM

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sajtoskuki0595

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sajtoskuki0595

You robbed Cash 25 from halrirae.

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sajtoskuki0595

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silent galeBOT May 3, 2026, 5:17 PM

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noah_barker

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noah_barker

You work as a pumpkin picker Cash 196

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noah_barker

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silent galeBOT May 3, 2026, 7:23 PM

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

You forget the shopping list but somehow return with Cash 110

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

You've been fined Cash 682 for trying to rob a poor person.

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

You have been caught bragging about your money on facebook, you have been fined Cash 606 .

silent galeBOT May 3, 2026, 8:49 PM

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

You were caught vandalising and were fined Cash 296

silent galeBOT May 3, 2026, 11:05 PM

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xxlukasxx.07

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short swift May 3, 2026, 11:05 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 3, 2026, 11:05 PM

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xxlukasxx.07

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xxlukasxx.07

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chronella

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silent galeBOT May 4, 2026, 1:57 AM

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

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silent galeBOT May 4, 2026, 2:27 AM

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xxlukasxx.07

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xxlukasxx.07

You were caught attempting to rob chronella, and have been fined Cash 123.

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xxlukasxx.07

While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay Cash 0.

short swift May 4, 2026, 2:28 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 4, 2026, 2:28 AM

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xxlukasxx.07

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halrirae

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silent galeBOT May 4, 2026, 2:50 AM

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xxlukasxx.07

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short swift May 4, 2026, 2:51 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 4, 2026, 2:51 AM

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xxlukasxx.07

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 37 minutes and 9 seconds.

neon socket May 4, 2026, 2:51 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 4, 2026, 2:51 AM

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lolhelloidkwhattooadd

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lolhelloidkwhattooadd

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lolhelloidkwhattooadd

You try to snipe someone, but get your calculations off, hitting a random guy next to your target, losing you Cash 606 in payment for a cleaner.

silent galeBOT May 4, 2026, 6:05 AM

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deerofmalice

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chonkerkat

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chonkerkat

You robbed Cash 208 from lolhelloidkwhattooadd.

cobalt tartan May 4, 2026, 6:49 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 4, 2026, 6:49 AM

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halrirae

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silent galeBOT May 4, 2026, 7:28 AM

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deerofmalice

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dirt36

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dirt36

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dirt36

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silent galeBOT May 4, 2026, 10:46 AM

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dbhpilled

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silent galeBOT May 4, 2026, 11:16 AM

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deerofmalice

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silent galeBOT May 4, 2026, 3:08 PM

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halrirae

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

You fix autocorrect mistakes for someone and receive Cash 129

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

You set up a fake kickstarter for a game and end up stealing Cash 414 from unsuspecting investors.

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dbhpilled

You worked for the Police and earned Cash 83

gentle elk May 4, 2026, 3:28 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 4, 2026, 3:28 PM

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dbhpilled

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silent galeBOT May 4, 2026, 4:35 PM

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nassim702cc_58564

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nassim702cc_58564

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nassim702cc_58564

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/slut

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

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crowtation

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lolhelloidkwhattooadd

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lolhelloidkwhattooadd

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skinscream

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skinscream

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1ns0mn1amacabre

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1ns0mn1amacabre

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halrirae

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silent galeBOT May 5, 2026, 3:07 PM

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halrirae

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halrirae

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nassim702cc_58564

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xxmambaaxx

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lolhelloidkwhattooadd

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lolhelloidkwhattooadd

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silent galeBOT May 6, 2026, 2:14 AM

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mialcv

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silent galeBOT May 6, 2026, 3:04 AM

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1ns0mn1amacabre

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1ns0mn1amacabre

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silent galeBOT May 6, 2026, 7:18 AM

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halrirae

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halrirae

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1ns0mn1amacabre

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silent galeBOT May 6, 2026, 9:30 AM

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1ns0mn1amacabre

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1ns0mn1amacabre

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1ns0mn1amacabre

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1ns0mn1amacabre

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silent galeBOT May 6, 2026, 12:00 PM

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1ns0mn1amacabre

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1ns0mn1amacabre

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dbhpilled

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cobalt tartan May 6, 2026, 4:07 PM

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silent galeBOT May 6, 2026, 4:07 PM

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halrirae

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silent galeBOT May 6, 2026, 4:29 PM

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v_szone

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v_szone

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 6, 2026, 4:29 PM

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v_szone

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halrirae

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deerofmalice

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v_szone

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 6, 2026, 5:45 PM

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v_szone

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v_szone

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silent galeBOT May 6, 2026, 8:07 PM

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

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halrirae

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v_szone

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v_szone

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jaunty tapir May 7, 2026, 12:25 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 7, 2026, 12:25 AM

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v_szone

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halrirae

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silent galeBOT May 7, 2026, 2:31 AM

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mialcv

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mialcv

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mialcv

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dbhpilled

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/slut

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dbhpilled

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dbhpilled

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silent galeBOT May 7, 2026, 6:37 AM

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rengoku02632

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rengoku02632

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1ns0mn1amacabre

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silent galeBOT May 7, 2026, 9:20 AM

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1ns0mn1amacabre

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1ns0mn1amacabre

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1ns0mn1amacabre

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chronella

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chronella

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stray quiver May 7, 2026, 9:35 AM

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chronella

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halrirae

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silent galeBOT May 7, 2026, 1:11 PM

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halrirae

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

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silent galeBOT May 7, 2026, 2:15 PM

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

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halrirae

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halrirae

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silent galeBOT May 7, 2026, 4:06 PM

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halrirae

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halrirae

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silent galeBOT May 7, 2026, 4:51 PM

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

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deerofmalice

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silent galeBOT May 7, 2026, 8:18 PM

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

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1ns0mn1amacabre

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silent galeBOT May 8, 2026, 12:15 AM

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

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halrirae

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dbhpilled

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deerofmalice

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silent galeBOT May 8, 2026, 9:49 AM

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

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silent galeBOT May 8, 2026, 10:45 AM

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xdarksoulvoid

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xdarksoulvoid

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severe geode May 8, 2026, 10:46 AM

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/dep all

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xdarksoulvoid

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silent galeBOT May 8, 2026, 12:37 PM

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halrirae

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deerofmalice

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sirpebble323

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deerofmalice

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callmeslothy

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callmeslothy

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silent galeBOT May 8, 2026, 11:10 PM

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jeffrey_mc.cheese

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jeffrey_mc.cheese

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jeffrey_mc.cheese

You attempted to rob xdarksoulvoid, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

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flamingo_cane

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flamingo_cane

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silent galeBOT May 9, 2026, 1:02 AM

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

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deerofmalice

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silent galeBOT May 9, 2026, 11:23 AM

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cabrita_molona

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hexed tundra May 9, 2026, 11:23 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 9, 2026, 11:23 AM

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cabrita_molona

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chronella

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chronella

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stray quiver May 9, 2026, 11:25 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 9, 2026, 11:25 AM

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chronella

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halrirae

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skumhummer

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silent galeBOT May 9, 2026, 11:59 AM

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skumhummer

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silent galeBOT May 9, 2026, 12:56 PM

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skumhummer

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skumhummer

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skumhummer

You attempted to rob a lost and found and paid a fine of Cash 610.

tawdry star May 9, 2026, 1:08 PM

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NO

#

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silent galeBOT May 9, 2026, 1:09 PM

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skumhummer

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tawdry star May 9, 2026, 1:09 PM

#

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stray quiver May 9, 2026, 1:10 PM

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silent galeBOT May 9, 2026, 2:26 PM

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skumhummer

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#

skumhummer

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tawdry star May 9, 2026, 2:26 PM

#

DUDE

#

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deerofmalice

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chronella

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deerofmalice

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

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silent galeBOT May 9, 2026, 7:34 PM

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

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ghosthunter75._54378

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ghosthunter75._54378

You sold imaginary upgrades and made Cash 433.

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ghosthunter75._54378

You attempted to rob skumhummer, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

silent galeBOT May 9, 2026, 10:55 PM

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

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silent galeBOT May 9, 2026, 11:41 PM

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

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silent galeBOT May 10, 2026, 2:50 AM

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v_szone

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v_szone

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jaunty tapir May 10, 2026, 2:50 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 10, 2026, 2:50 AM

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v_szone

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silent galeBOT May 10, 2026, 4:09 AM

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

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silent galeBOT May 10, 2026, 5:23 AM

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

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silent galeBOT May 10, 2026, 7:12 AM

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

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silent galeBOT May 10, 2026, 7:35 AM

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deerofmalice

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chonkerkat

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chonkerkat

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xxmambaaxx

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silent galeBOT May 10, 2026, 2:19 PM

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xxmambaaxx

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chonkerkat

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halrirae

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king1nthecastle33

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xxmambaaxx

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silent galeBOT May 11, 2026, 9:04 PM

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deerofmalice

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rapro226

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rapro226

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dbhpilled

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silent galeBOT May 13, 2026, 4:13 AM

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halrirae

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icylifevr

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icylifevr

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chonkerkat

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v_szone

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jaunty tapir May 15, 2026, 2:14 AM

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sosobbzuda

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

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silent galeBOT May 15, 2026, 9:55 AM

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1ns0mn1amacabre

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harryz24

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f3ntlad

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chronella

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indigo gazelle May 16, 2026, 12:33 AM

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sirpebble323

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cobalt tartan May 16, 2026, 7:13 AM

#

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silent galeBOT May 16, 2026, 7:13 AM

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halrirae

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mhmdshmylh._63655

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

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silent galeBOT May 16, 2026, 7:52 AM

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halrirae

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starboy.wav

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newwesttorino_97997

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newwesttorino_97997

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newwesttorino_97997

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halrirae

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ginger_ninja64

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ginger_ninja64

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silent galeBOT May 17, 2026, 3:16 PM

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xxmambaaxx

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halrirae

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bobdemon

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bobdemon

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bobdemon

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obsidian lintel May 18, 2026, 2:34 PM

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/with 2””

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silent galeBOT May 18, 2026, 4:39 PM

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deerofmalice

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vhaeryx

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Is slut a command here-

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 23, 2026, 12:39 PM

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imduffman

You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you Cash 164.

lean yacht May 23, 2026, 12:39 PM

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Ra

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Wait that’s all my money

silent galeBOT May 23, 2026, 12:40 PM

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imduffman

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lean yacht May 23, 2026, 12:40 PM

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Oh yeah

silent galeBOT May 23, 2026, 12:45 PM

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halrirae

You work as an onion chopper and get paid Cash 110 for chopping onions in a restaurant.

silent galeBOT May 23, 2026, 1:04 PM

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halrirae

You worked and gained Cash 164

silent galeBOT May 23, 2026, 2:27 PM

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coldscientist

You rob another server for Cash 256

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coldscientist

You were caught attempting to rob strolled_257, and have been fined Cash 593.

snow oxide May 23, 2026, 2:27 PM

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dangit

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@jolly edge give money pls

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:P

jolly edge May 23, 2026, 2:27 PM

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😭 did i get money instead?

snow oxide May 23, 2026, 2:28 PM

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/rob user:@jolly edge

silent galeBOT May 23, 2026, 2:28 PM

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coldscientist

xmark Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

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strolled_257

You work as a zoologist and earn Cash 79

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coldscientist

You're an expert in conspiracy theories and spend your days spreading wild stories on social media. You make Cash 161 from your gullible followers.

snow oxide May 23, 2026, 2:28 PM

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hmph

jolly edge May 23, 2026, 2:28 PM

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/balance

snow oxide May 23, 2026, 2:30 PM

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hmph

silent galeBOT May 23, 2026, 3:29 PM

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sosobbzuda

You work as a professional cuddler and earn Cash 80

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strolled_257

You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly Cash 113.

jolly edge May 23, 2026, 3:43 PM

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silent gale

i would do that

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@stray quiver

stray quiver May 23, 2026, 3:43 PM

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Yeah

jolly edge May 23, 2026, 3:43 PM

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yeh

silent galeBOT May 23, 2026, 3:58 PM

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strolled_257

You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you Cash 198.

jolly edge May 23, 2026, 3:58 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 23, 2026, 3:58 PM

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strolled_257

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was Cash 290 in a baggie next to you.

silent galeBOT May 23, 2026, 5:52 PM

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isak_skanepojk245

You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in Cash 194

pulsar saddle May 23, 2026, 7:54 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 23, 2026, 7:54 PM

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hkaska23

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silent galeBOT May 23, 2026, 10:41 PM

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demil0890

You bake cupcakes and receive Cash 107

silent galeBOT May 24, 2026, 1:56 AM

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thenuclear114

You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you Cash 167

cobalt tartan May 24, 2026, 5:43 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2026, 5:43 AM

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halrirae

You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth Cash 83.

silent galeBOT May 24, 2026, 6:35 AM

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deerofmalice

You fix grandma’s computer by turning it off then back on. She gives you Cash 157 for the hard work.

glass pollen May 24, 2026, 7:29 AM

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silent gale

👏

silent galeBOT May 24, 2026, 7:36 AM

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demil0890

You work as a help desk technician and earn Cash 84

silent galeBOT May 24, 2026, 7:51 AM

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v_szone

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jaunty tapir May 24, 2026, 7:51 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 24, 2026, 7:51 AM

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v_szone

You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole Cash 337.

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v_szone

After stealing memes you get tracked down by the meme god and mugged for Cash 364.

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halrirae

You work as a professional cat-petter and earn Cash 142

silent galeBOT May 24, 2026, 8:25 AM

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demil0890

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high walrus May 24, 2026, 8:26 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 24, 2026, 8:26 AM

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demil0890

You rake in Cash 149, but your butthole will never be the same...

silent galeBOT May 24, 2026, 12:01 PM

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ginger_ninja64

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silent galeBOT May 24, 2026, 3:19 PM

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ginger_ninja64

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ginger_ninja64

You steal a famous artist's paintbrush and sell it to a collector for Cash 389.

silent galeBOT May 24, 2026, 4:01 PM

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demil0890

You peel price stickers off new purchases and get Cash 194

silent galeBOT May 24, 2026, 4:27 PM

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halrirae

You walk dogs for Cash 115.

silent galeBOT May 24, 2026, 5:43 PM

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halrirae

You eat bananas for a living and get Cash 93

silent galeBOT May 24, 2026, 7:03 PM

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luv_u_kiko

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silent galeBOT May 24, 2026, 8:07 PM

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demil0890

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high walrus May 24, 2026, 8:07 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 24, 2026, 8:07 PM

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demil0890

You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather Cash 155 in total.

silent galeBOT May 25, 2026, 5:41 AM

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halrirae

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silent galeBOT May 25, 2026, 6:09 AM

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deerofmalice

You work as a bride kidnapper and earn Cash 96

silent galeBOT May 25, 2026, 7:03 AM

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waterbottle_46

You remove crumbs from a keyboard and get Cash 69

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waterbottle_46

You were caught not helping to commit the crime and instead sitting on your lazy ass talking about it on Discord and were ratted out for Cash 441

proven cedar May 25, 2026, 7:04 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 25, 2026, 7:04 AM

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waterbottle_46

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silent galeBOT May 25, 2026, 7:42 AM

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sirpebble323

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silent galeBOT May 25, 2026, 9:12 AM

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demil0890

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high walrus May 25, 2026, 9:12 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 25, 2026, 9:12 AM

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demil0890

You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of Cash 143!

west trail May 25, 2026, 9:42 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 25, 2026, 9:42 AM

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1ns0mn1amacabre

You do a good deepthroating and earn Cash 333 from the client

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1ns0mn1amacabre

You repair the arcade machines and receive Cash 81

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1ns0mn1amacabre

You were caught stealing from a charity and have been fined Cash 405.

west trail May 25, 2026, 9:47 AM

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I want free money

silent galeBOT May 25, 2026, 10:51 AM

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demil0890

You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid Cash 140!

silent galeBOT May 25, 2026, 11:39 AM

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deerofmalice

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in Cash 53

cobalt tartan May 25, 2026, 12:10 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 25, 2026, 12:10 PM

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halrirae

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silent galeBOT May 25, 2026, 1:02 PM

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schrutefarm86

Your co-conspirator gives information to the police that gets you arrested. You are fined Cash 200

fossil stag May 25, 2026, 1:02 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 25, 2026, 1:02 PM

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schrutefarm86

You worked as a sperm donor and earned Cash 283

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schrutefarm86

You fail at work, but your boss pays you Cash 124 out of pity.

silent galeBOT May 25, 2026, 1:50 PM

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ginger_ninja64

You dig around in your yard and gain Cash 151

cobalt tartan May 25, 2026, 2:28 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 25, 2026, 2:28 PM

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halrirae

You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got Cash 101!

silent galeBOT May 25, 2026, 2:53 PM

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youu_404

You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid Cash 58 and given a bottle of wine.

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youu_404

You rented out a public bench and earned Cash 681.

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youu_404

You were caught attempting to rob halrirae, and have been fined Cash 676.

cobalt tartan May 25, 2026, 3:00 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 25, 2026, 3:00 PM

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halrirae

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silent galeBOT May 25, 2026, 4:04 PM

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halrirae

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silent galeBOT May 25, 2026, 4:30 PM

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halrirae

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silent galeBOT May 25, 2026, 5:01 PM

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halrirae

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silent galeBOT May 25, 2026, 5:29 PM

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pugpeng

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strong cipher May 25, 2026, 5:30 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 25, 2026, 5:30 PM

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pugpeng

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pugpeng

You attempted to take a guy's wallet, but you grabbed his ass instead and was fined Cash 437 for sexual assault

silent galeBOT May 25, 2026, 7:00 PM

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knife_ocelot

You work as a dog food taster and earn Cash 116

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knife_ocelot

You attempted to sneak backstage at a bus stop and got fined Cash 334.

light shell May 25, 2026, 7:01 PM

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(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

silent galeBOT May 25, 2026, 7:25 PM

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knife_ocelot

You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn Cash 62

silent galeBOT May 25, 2026, 7:45 PM

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jacobtherizzdaddy

You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got Cash 191!

silent galeBOT May 25, 2026, 8:22 PM

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deerofmalice

You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got Cash 133 for your efforts!

silent galeBOT May 25, 2026, 8:46 PM

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demil0890

You give expert nap advice and receive Cash 55

high walrus May 25, 2026, 8:47 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 25, 2026, 8:47 PM

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demil0890

You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was Cash 202.

idle kiln May 25, 2026, 9:26 PM

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/job

silent galeBOT May 25, 2026, 9:26 PM

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jacobtherizzdaddy

You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you Cash 118 for your struggles.

idle kiln May 25, 2026, 9:26 PM

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/baltop

silent galeBOT May 25, 2026, 9:27 PM

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jacobtherizzdaddy

You robbed Cash 1,271 from ginger_ninja64.

silent galeBOT May 25, 2026, 10:05 PM

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demil0890

You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned Cash 170!

high walrus May 25, 2026, 10:05 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 25, 2026, 10:05 PM

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demil0890

You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn Cash 150.

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chronella

You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain Cash 61! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed

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chronella

The local street gang pays you Cash 467 after helping them beat an innocent citizen

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demil0890

You find a trading vulnerability in a game and duplicate inventory for which you sell and earn Cash 397

silent galeBOT May 25, 2026, 11:20 PM

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demil0890

You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you Cash 133 for your struggles.

high walrus May 25, 2026, 11:20 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 25, 2026, 11:20 PM

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demil0890

You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you Cash 346.

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demil0890

Those weren't girl scout cookies, but hey you got Cash 601

silent galeBOT May 26, 2026, 12:41 AM

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sweetfancy.12

You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make Cash 156.

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sweetfancy.12

You were caught attempting to rob demil0890, and have been fined Cash 351.

silent galeBOT May 26, 2026, 1:15 AM

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officieel_shady

You got out of bed. Have Cash 166

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jacobtherizzdaddy

You work as a children's toy tester and earn Cash 116

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jacobtherizzdaddy

You robbed Cash 3 from officieel_shady.

silent galeBOT May 26, 2026, 1:54 AM

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officieel_shady

You fail to pickpocket a noble. He summons the guards and they fine you Cash 96

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officieel_shady

You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn Cash 142

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officieel_shady

You were caught attempting to rob demil0890, and have been fined Cash 142.

silent galeBOT May 26, 2026, 2:27 AM

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bvlash

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bvlash

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in Cash 96

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officieel_shady

You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and Cash 137. Good job.

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kampskid

You break into a lab and steal a canister of radioactive material, which you sell to a shady organisation for Cash 408.

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kampskid

You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn Cash 189

silent galeBOT May 26, 2026, 2:54 AM

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officieel_shady

You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn Cash 125

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officieel_shady

You rob the 24/7 and steal a few hundred bucks, then you remember, its a game and you waste Cash 171 for more in game currency.

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officieel_shady

You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn Cash 69

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officieel_shady

You fill cups with fruit punch for guests at a birthday party for Cash 199

silent galeBOT May 26, 2026, 3:35 AM

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officieel_shady

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silent galeBOT May 26, 2026, 3:52 AM

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officieel_shady

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silent galeBOT May 26, 2026, 6:53 AM

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halrirae

You inspect a window for streaks and receive Cash 52

west trail May 26, 2026, 8:48 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 26, 2026, 8:48 AM

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1ns0mn1amacabre

You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid Cash 194