#back-room | Red Dead Redemption 2 | Page 201

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some_super_hero

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chronella

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halrirae

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_emo_jesus_

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

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1ns0mn1amacabre

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sirpebble323

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@radiant mango work more to gain more .

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But I hate risks .

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chronella

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t_rex1_2_3

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t_rex1_2_3

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mialcv

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_emo_jesus_

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halrirae

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/work

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halrirae

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chronella

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chronella

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chronella

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deerofmalice

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deerofmalice

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sirpebble323

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halrirae

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halrirae

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deerofmalice

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deerofmalice

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deerofmalice

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why

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deerofmalice

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halrirae

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

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halrirae

A houseplant responds well to your encouragement. You earn Cash 77

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halrirae

You work as a professional tea taster and earn Cash 147 for tasting different types of tea.

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halrirae

You worked as a bartender, and earned Cash 106 from selling drinks

cobalt tartan Apr 17, 2026, 12:31 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Apr 17, 2026, 12:31 PM

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halrirae

stopwatch You cannot work for 1 minute and 37 seconds.

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halrirae

You worked for the Police and earned Cash 158

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halrirae

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silent galeBOT Apr 17, 2026, 1:21 PM

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halrirae

You serve the customers and receive Cash 102

silent galeBOT Apr 17, 2026, 1:43 PM

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halrirae

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_emo_jesus_

You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped Cash 105!

worldly patio Apr 17, 2026, 1:43 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 17, 2026, 1:43 PM

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_emo_jesus_

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silent galeBOT Apr 17, 2026, 4:38 PM

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halrirae

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silent galeBOT Apr 17, 2026, 5:22 PM

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halrirae

You work as a serial murderer... and earn Cash 55

silent galeBOT Apr 17, 2026, 5:59 PM

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cabrita_molona

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hexed tundra Apr 17, 2026, 5:59 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 17, 2026, 5:59 PM

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cabrita_molona

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

You receive a check of Cash 155 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.

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thewintersoldier_

You make a living selling weed for Cash 180 a day

desert granite Apr 17, 2026, 6:16 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 17, 2026, 6:17 PM

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thewintersoldier_

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silent galeBOT Apr 17, 2026, 6:37 PM

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deerofmalice

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old flax Apr 17, 2026, 6:37 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 17, 2026, 6:37 PM

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deerofmalice

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#

deerofmalice

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old flax Apr 17, 2026, 6:37 PM

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i hatw this bot

silent galeBOT Apr 17, 2026, 6:41 PM

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halrirae

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silent galeBOT Apr 17, 2026, 10:40 PM

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mialcv

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dusky ocean Apr 17, 2026, 10:40 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 17, 2026, 10:40 PM

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mialcv

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silent galeBOT Apr 18, 2026, 1:34 AM

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halrirae

You worked at the office overtime for Cash 165

silent galeBOT Apr 18, 2026, 2:13 AM

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mialcv

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mialcv

You were caught using someone else's gym membership and have been fined Cash 255.

dusky ocean Apr 18, 2026, 2:13 AM

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BITCH NO

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/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 18, 2026, 2:13 AM

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mialcv

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silent galeBOT Apr 18, 2026, 2:57 AM

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halrirae

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silent galeBOT Apr 18, 2026, 3:13 AM

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halrirae

You work as a streamer and gain Cash 128 from donations

silent galeBOT Apr 18, 2026, 3:38 AM

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jeffrey_mc.cheese

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jeffrey_mc.cheese

The old lady you tried to rob turned out to be a 6'4'' police officer in prime condition. You got the shit beaten out of you and were fined Cash 177

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jeffrey_mc.cheese

You attempted to rob thewintersoldier_, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

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halrirae

You work as a sewer inspector and earn Cash 114

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roblox.cat

You drive women to the store for Cash 52

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roblox.cat

You tried to rob a bakery but left with crumbs and a fine of Cash 266.

flint coral Apr 18, 2026, 3:48 AM

#

Bru

#

/Work

silent galeBOT Apr 18, 2026, 3:51 AM

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roblox.cat

stopwatch You cannot work for 6 minutes and 36 seconds.

#

roblox.cat

You robbed Cash 185 from its_chrizzz.

flint coral Apr 18, 2026, 3:55 AM

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silent galeBOT Apr 18, 2026, 4:13 AM

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

You were caught attempting to rob roblox.cat, and have been fined Cash 331.

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halrirae

You fluff pillows to perfection and make Cash 167

silent galeBOT Apr 18, 2026, 4:37 AM

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carnivaly

You work as an egg and earn Cash 101

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carnivaly

You steal a luxury yacht and sell it to a wealthy businessman for Cash 542.

silent galeBOT Apr 18, 2026, 5:16 AM

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1ns0mn1amacabre

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1ns0mn1amacabre

You steal a famous musician's guitar and sell it to a collector for Cash 359.

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1ns0mn1amacabre

You were caught attempting to rob roblox.cat, and have been fined Cash 246.

flint coral Apr 18, 2026, 5:30 AM

#

silent gale

LOL

silent galeBOT Apr 18, 2026, 5:30 AM

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roblox.cat

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you Cash 83.

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roblox.cat

You steal a child's piggy bank for Cash 608

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deerofmalice

You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for Cash 148

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halrirae

You adjust screen brightness for optimal vibes and earn Cash 191

silent galeBOT Apr 18, 2026, 7:13 AM

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halrirae

Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got Cash 95 for it!

silent galeBOT Apr 18, 2026, 8:31 AM

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halrirae

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halrirae

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silent galeBOT Apr 18, 2026, 9:42 AM

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joenotexotico

You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid Cash 151 for it.

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joenotexotico

You robbed Cash 554 from cool_guy_67.

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joenotexotico

You were caught staying up past your bedtime and got Cash 548 taken away from you!

wispy dirge Apr 18, 2026, 9:43 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 18, 2026, 9:43 AM

#

joenotexotico

In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you Cash 126 to fuck the girls inside.

silent galeBOT Apr 18, 2026, 10:30 AM

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deerofmalice

You work as a model and earn Cash 126

silent galeBOT Apr 18, 2026, 11:00 AM

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halrirae

You work as a professional cock fighter and earn Cash 146

silent galeBOT Apr 18, 2026, 11:38 AM

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deerofmalice

Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you Cash 123 .

silent galeBOT Apr 18, 2026, 12:44 PM

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deerofmalice

You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in Cash 107

old flax Apr 18, 2026, 12:44 PM

#

/dep all

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 18, 2026, 12:45 PM

#

deerofmalice

That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent Cash 132 to your Patreon

silent galeBOT Apr 18, 2026, 2:28 PM

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roblox.cat

You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you Cash 63.

#

roblox.cat

You invaded a hangout party and stole Cash 321

cobalt tartan Apr 18, 2026, 2:36 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Apr 18, 2026, 2:36 PM

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halrirae

You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn Cash 80

silent galeBOT Apr 18, 2026, 2:58 PM

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ginger_ninja64

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you Cash 194.

#

ginger_ninja64

You tried to steal a garden gnome but got fined Cash 561.

frosty pewter Apr 18, 2026, 2:58 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 18, 2026, 2:58 PM

#

ginger_ninja64

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flint coral Apr 18, 2026, 3:32 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 18, 2026, 3:32 PM

#

roblox.cat

You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost Cash 223.

#

roblox.cat

You work as a smarties expert and earn Cash 174

#

roblox.cat

You receive an unmarked letter in the post. Inside is a cheque of Cash 582, which probably means that the "business" went well.

silent galeBOT Apr 18, 2026, 3:49 PM

#

mialcv

You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you Cash 131 for a good job.

dusky ocean Apr 18, 2026, 3:49 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 18, 2026, 3:49 PM

#

mialcv

You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you Cash 351 on your way out of the locker room.

#

halrirae

You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for Cash 115.

silent galeBOT Apr 18, 2026, 4:50 PM

#

deerofmalice

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got Cash 197 I think...

cobalt tartan Apr 18, 2026, 5:15 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Apr 18, 2026, 5:15 PM

#

halrirae

You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn Cash 186 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.

#

sirpebble323

You work as a dog food taster and earn Cash 97

silent galeBOT Apr 18, 2026, 6:23 PM

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deerofmalice

You worked as a bartender, and earned Cash 144 from selling drinks

silent galeBOT Apr 18, 2026, 7:20 PM

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dork_aleena

You help clean a horses stable for Cash 113

silent galeBOT Apr 18, 2026, 8:10 PM

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mialcv

You have a successful YouTube channel and make Cash 160 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue

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mialcv

You rented out a seat on public transport and earned Cash 566.

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deerofmalice

You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make Cash 100 for spreading joy and happiness.

silent galeBOT Apr 19, 2026, 12:06 AM

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sirpebble323

You walk dogs for Cash 106.

dusky ocean Apr 19, 2026, 2:19 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 19, 2026, 2:19 AM

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mialcv

She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her Cash 234.

#

mialcv

You help an old lady cross the road, Cash 416 falls out of her purse and you take it!

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mialcv

You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid Cash 187 for moving traffic cones on the road.

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halrirae

You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make Cash 147 for your expertise in unicorn management.

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mialcv

You give expert nap advice and receive Cash 112

silent galeBOT Apr 19, 2026, 3:43 AM

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sirpebble323

You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn Cash 89

silent galeBOT Apr 19, 2026, 5:02 AM

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halrirae

You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you Cash 166

silent galeBOT Apr 19, 2026, 6:12 AM

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deerofmalice

A houseplant responds well to your encouragement. You earn Cash 127

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halrirae

You work as a beefeater and earn Cash 159

silent galeBOT Apr 19, 2026, 6:49 AM

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halrirae

You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn Cash 72

silent galeBOT Apr 19, 2026, 7:42 AM

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kinggigi_44398

You work as a streamer and gain Cash 145 from donations

silent galeBOT Apr 19, 2026, 10:49 AM

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deerofmalice

You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win Cash 91.

silent galeBOT Apr 19, 2026, 11:39 AM

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chronella

You work as a personal shopper and earn Cash 56

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ginger_ninja64

You untangle a blanket that was beyond saving and earn Cash 163

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ginger_ninja64

You were caught illegally fishing and have been fined Cash 163.

frosty pewter Apr 19, 2026, 11:43 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 19, 2026, 11:43 AM

#

ginger_ninja64

Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John Cash 9

silent galeBOT Apr 19, 2026, 2:21 PM

#

deerofmalice

You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you Cash 79.

silent galeBOT Apr 19, 2026, 3:15 PM

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mialcv

You build the perfect playlist for a road trip and earn Cash 106

silent galeBOT Apr 19, 2026, 4:03 PM

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halrirae

You work as a professional wine taster and earn Cash 113.

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deerofmalice

You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of Cash 110 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...

silent galeBOT Apr 19, 2026, 4:43 PM

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

You swapped price tags at a yard sale and gained Cash 445.

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn Cash 99

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deerofmalice

You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn Cash 80.

cobalt tartan Apr 19, 2026, 5:01 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Apr 19, 2026, 5:01 PM

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halrirae

You round up rogue shopping carts in the parking lot for Cash 132

silent galeBOT Apr 19, 2026, 5:33 PM

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kinky.love

You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make Cash 123 for your entertaining bedtime stories.

gentle elk Apr 19, 2026, 5:33 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 19, 2026, 5:33 PM

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kinky.love

You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse, Cash 393 went down your toilet

gentle elk Apr 19, 2026, 5:33 PM

#

Damnit

devout lodge Apr 19, 2026, 6:51 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 19, 2026, 6:51 PM

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.no.username_

You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a Cash 208 fine!

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.no.username_

You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned Cash 122. The students loved you!

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.no.username_

You vandalised a public park and have been fined Cash 122.

devout lodge Apr 19, 2026, 6:51 PM

#

.

silent galeBOT Apr 19, 2026, 7:08 PM

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

You take part in a Civil War battle and earn Cash 172 for your team winning!

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

You were caught vaping in the bathroom and have been given a Cash 457 fine.

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chronella

You are caught jaywalking while stealing a purse and are fined Cash 402

stray quiver Apr 19, 2026, 7:13 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 19, 2026, 7:13 PM

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chronella

You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn Cash 387.

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deerofmalice

You restart the WiFi router and save the day for Cash 72

silent galeBOT Apr 19, 2026, 8:27 PM

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sirpebble323

You are paid Cash 55 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.

silent galeBOT Apr 19, 2026, 9:01 PM

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deerofmalice

You successfully suppress a sneeze in public and get Cash 186

silent galeBOT Apr 19, 2026, 10:32 PM

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sirpebble323

You work all day at the factory Cash 171

silent galeBOT Apr 19, 2026, 11:16 PM

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sirpebble323

You reply to emails with 'noted' and collect Cash 138

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uranuslyx

You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you Cash 72

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deerofmalice

You inspect a window for streaks and receive Cash 134

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sirpebble323

You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid Cash 126 for sorting jelly beans by color.

silent galeBOT Apr 20, 2026, 12:39 AM

#

mialcv

Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of Cash 121

silent galeBOT Apr 20, 2026, 1:50 AM

#

mialcv

You test the structural integrity of a cardboard box and earn Cash 151

dusky ocean Apr 20, 2026, 1:50 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 20, 2026, 1:50 AM

#

mialcv

While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was Cash 159, this sort of thing can never be fixed.

dusky ocean Apr 20, 2026, 1:50 AM

#

FUCK

silent galeBOT Apr 20, 2026, 1:50 AM

#

mialcv

You were caught using your phone in a movie theatre and have been fined Cash 344.

dusky ocean Apr 20, 2026, 1:50 AM

#

ASS

silent galeBOT Apr 20, 2026, 2:05 AM

#

big_pickle_136

You work as a vibration consultant and earn Cash 50

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big_pickle_136

You tried to smuggle illegal cheese across the border and got caught. You have been fined Cash 428.

silent galeBOT Apr 20, 2026, 3:02 AM

#

mialcv

You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made Cash 112

#

mialcv

You sneak into a museum and steal a dinosaur skeleton, which you sell to a private collector for Cash 290.

silent galeBOT Apr 20, 2026, 3:25 AM

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ratinkei

You clean off the tables and get paid Cash 73

silent galeBOT Apr 20, 2026, 4:40 AM

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

You're caught helping the enemy. Pay Cash 540

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

You inspect light switches for no reason and receive Cash 63

silent galeBOT Apr 20, 2026, 6:07 AM

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1ns0mn1amacabre

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1ns0mn1amacabre

You unsuccessfully bribed a cop. See ya in prison, buddy. You lost Cash 129

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1ns0mn1amacabre

You were caught attempting to rob mialcv, and have been fined Cash 0.

silent galeBOT Apr 20, 2026, 7:13 AM

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halrirae

You did a fundraiser and raised Cash 154

silent galeBOT Apr 20, 2026, 9:45 AM

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1ns0mn1amacabre

You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn Cash 69

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1ns0mn1amacabre

You attempted to take a guy's wallet, but you grabbed his ass instead and was fined Cash 69 for sexual assault

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1ns0mn1amacabre

You robbed Cash 53 from xunknownx8305.

silent galeBOT Apr 20, 2026, 10:12 AM

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mialcv

You milk a cow for Cash 110

silent galeBOT Apr 20, 2026, 11:44 AM

#

halrirae

You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make Cash 67 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.

silent galeBOT Apr 20, 2026, 12:03 PM

#

im_chuck.bass

You finally locate a missing TV remote and earn Cash 193

cobalt tartan Apr 20, 2026, 12:28 PM

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/eork

silent galeBOT Apr 20, 2026, 12:29 PM

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im_chuck.bass

You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip Cash 150.

#

halrirae

Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of Cash 200

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ownedu111

You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid Cash 100

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ratinkei

You have a successful YouTube channel and make Cash 116 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue

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ratinkei

You were caught attempting to rob mialcv, and have been fined Cash 412.

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ratinkei

You were caught vandalising and were fined Cash 0

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ratinkei

You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid Cash 125

#

ratinkei

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you Cash 196 for helping them out.

silent galeBOT Apr 20, 2026, 1:31 PM

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ratinkei

You work as a street performer and earn Cash 82

cobalt tartan Apr 20, 2026, 3:18 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Apr 20, 2026, 3:18 PM

#

halrirae

You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make Cash 148 just for playing that song, so nice pick!

cobalt tartan Apr 20, 2026, 3:18 PM

#

/dep 150

silent galeBOT Apr 20, 2026, 3:25 PM

#

ratinkei

You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you Cash 195 when you got back home

#

ratinkei

You were caught attempting to rob halrirae, and have been fined Cash 367.

#

ratinkei

You get banned from the Minecraft server and have to pay a fine of Cash 243!

silent galeBOT Apr 20, 2026, 3:55 PM

#

halrirae

You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you Cash 112 when you got back home

silent galeBOT Apr 20, 2026, 5:10 PM

#

cabrita_molona

You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of Cash 178 anyway.

hexed tundra Apr 20, 2026, 5:10 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 20, 2026, 5:10 PM

#

cabrita_molona

You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole Cash 380.

#

mialcv

You work as a pilot and earn Cash 50

dusky ocean Apr 20, 2026, 5:17 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 20, 2026, 5:17 PM

#

mialcv

The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you Cash 352

silent galeBOT Apr 20, 2026, 5:36 PM

#

mialcv

You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn Cash 92

#

_emo_jesus_

You participate in a scientific study and earn Cash 197 for your time and effort.

worldly patio Apr 20, 2026, 5:46 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 20, 2026, 5:46 PM

#

_emo_jesus_

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you Cash 355.

#

ratinkei

You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for Cash 149.

sterile shuttle Apr 20, 2026, 5:54 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 20, 2026, 5:54 PM

#

ratinkei

You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined Cash 143.

#

ratinkei

You were caught attempting to rob cabrita_molona, and have been fined Cash 13.

#

ratinkei

You were caught cheating in Monopoly, pay Cash 0 or go to jail.

sterile shuttle Apr 20, 2026, 5:55 PM

#

/pay

silent galeBOT Apr 20, 2026, 6:47 PM

#

ratinkei

You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn Cash 174

#

ratinkei

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 6 minutes and 55 seconds.

silent galeBOT Apr 20, 2026, 7:33 PM

#

sirpebble323

You fill cups with fruit punch for guests at a birthday party for Cash 142

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deerofmalice

You untangle a nightmare of cables and make Cash 134

silent galeBOT Apr 20, 2026, 9:40 PM

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sirpebble323

You flick a light switch on and off for testing and receive Cash 131

silent galeBOT Apr 20, 2026, 9:56 PM

#

sirpebble323

You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn Cash 114 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.

silent galeBOT Apr 21, 2026, 12:01 AM

#

sirpebble323

You fold receipts with surprising care and earn Cash 172

dusky ocean Apr 21, 2026, 12:38 AM

#

time to be a hoe

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 21, 2026, 12:38 AM

#

mialcv

That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay Cash 114 in hospital fees.

dusky ocean Apr 21, 2026, 12:38 AM

#

FUCK

silent galeBOT Apr 21, 2026, 12:38 AM

#

mialcv

You were caught lying at a truth or dare question! The fine is Cash 291.

dusky ocean Apr 21, 2026, 12:38 AM

#

oh wtf that’s a bit extreme..

silent galeBOT Apr 21, 2026, 12:38 AM

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mialcv

You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning Cash 86 as a reward.

dusky ocean Apr 21, 2026, 12:39 AM

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sighs

silent galeBOT Apr 21, 2026, 1:34 AM

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mialcv

You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly Cash 131

silent galeBOT Apr 21, 2026, 2:11 AM

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mialcv

You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned Cash 127!

dusky ocean Apr 21, 2026, 2:11 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 21, 2026, 2:11 AM

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mialcv

You get Cash 385 through donations on your cam stream.

silent galeBOT Apr 21, 2026, 2:41 AM

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kinky.love

You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for Cash 67.

gentle elk Apr 21, 2026, 2:42 AM

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silent gale

i chuckled a tad

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/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 21, 2026, 2:42 AM

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kinky.love

You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a Cash 105 fine!

gentle elk Apr 21, 2026, 2:42 AM

#

NVM.

silent galeBOT Apr 21, 2026, 5:32 AM

#

sirpebble323

You press a large red button that does nothing and get Cash 60

silent galeBOT Apr 21, 2026, 5:54 AM

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halrirae

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silent galeBOT Apr 21, 2026, 6:17 AM

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halrirae

You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found Cash 184 near one of the potatoes

silent galeBOT Apr 21, 2026, 6:37 AM

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halrirae

You work as an elevator mechanic and earn Cash 67

silent galeBOT Apr 21, 2026, 8:53 AM

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halrirae

You bought and sold items and profited Cash 54

silent galeBOT Apr 21, 2026, 9:17 AM

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halrirae

You clean off the chairs and get paid Cash 161

silent galeBOT Apr 21, 2026, 9:32 AM

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halrirae

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silent galeBOT Apr 21, 2026, 9:49 AM

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halrirae

You clear 37 notifications and earn Cash 55

silent galeBOT Apr 21, 2026, 10:11 AM

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halrirae

You clean the chimney and find Cash 100.

silent galeBOT Apr 21, 2026, 12:58 PM

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halrirae

Just take the Cash 87 and go...

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halrirae

You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you Cash 165

silent galeBOT Apr 21, 2026, 1:32 PM

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ratinkei

After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn Cash 147!

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ratinkei

You steal a famous musician's guitar and sell it to a collector for Cash 252.

silent galeBOT Apr 21, 2026, 1:53 PM

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deerofmalice

You clean off the animatronics and get paid Cash 158

silent galeBOT Apr 21, 2026, 3:50 PM

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halrirae

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silent galeBOT Apr 21, 2026, 4:55 PM

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halrirae

You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid Cash 173 to dust off dinosaur fossils.

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halrirae

You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning Cash 181 as a reward.

silent galeBOT Apr 21, 2026, 5:33 PM

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kinky.love

You inspect a window for streaks and receive Cash 198

#

mialcv

You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn Cash 171

silent galeBOT Apr 21, 2026, 6:31 PM

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_emo_jesus_

You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make Cash 124 for your expertise in unicorn management.

worldly patio Apr 21, 2026, 6:31 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 21, 2026, 6:31 PM

#

_emo_jesus_

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silent galeBOT Apr 21, 2026, 8:09 PM

#

kinky.love

You untangle a nightmare of cables and make Cash 58

gentle elk Apr 21, 2026, 8:09 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 21, 2026, 8:09 PM

#

kinky.love

In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you Cash 343 to fuck the girls inside.

dusky ocean Apr 21, 2026, 9:56 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 21, 2026, 9:56 PM

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mialcv

You earn Cash 299 for giving some succ (the good kind)

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mialcv

You forget the shopping list but somehow return with Cash 71

silent galeBOT Apr 22, 2026, 12:15 AM

#

debug6668

Great job! You work as a professional professional and got Cash 127

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kinky.love

You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain Cash 75

silent galeBOT Apr 22, 2026, 2:27 AM

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ratinkei

You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid Cash 80 for moving traffic cones on the road.

silent galeBOT Apr 22, 2026, 3:32 AM

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halrirae

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you Cash 123 for helping them out.

silent galeBOT Apr 22, 2026, 3:55 AM

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ratinkei

You take your dog for a walk and gain Cash 120

silent galeBOT Apr 22, 2026, 4:20 AM

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halrirae

You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning Cash 82 as a reward.

#

halrirae

You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning Cash 184.

silent galeBOT Apr 22, 2026, 6:21 AM

#

kinky.love

You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make Cash 72 off of donations.

gentle elk Apr 22, 2026, 6:22 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 22, 2026, 6:22 AM

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kinky.love

You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as Cash 105!

gentle elk Apr 22, 2026, 6:22 AM

#

hrhehdnn

silent galeBOT Apr 22, 2026, 7:51 AM

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halrirae

You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for Cash 123

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halrirae

You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn Cash 73

silent galeBOT Apr 22, 2026, 9:53 AM

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chronella

You lied on your tax return and have been fined Cash 254.

stray quiver Apr 22, 2026, 9:54 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 22, 2026, 9:54 AM

#

chronella

Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of Cash 241!

#

chronella

You repair the arcade machines and receive Cash 140

silent galeBOT Apr 22, 2026, 1:14 PM

#

ratinkei

You clean off the animatronics and get paid Cash 184

silent galeBOT Apr 22, 2026, 1:31 PM

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ratinkei

You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn Cash 153

silent galeBOT Apr 22, 2026, 3:23 PM

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.hipleckss

A houseplant responds well to your encouragement. You earn Cash 185

#

deerofmalice

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you Cash 148

silent galeBOT Apr 22, 2026, 3:57 PM

#

halrirae

You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly Cash 158

silent galeBOT Apr 22, 2026, 4:15 PM

#

halrirae

You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you Cash 166

gentle elk Apr 22, 2026, 4:42 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Apr 22, 2026, 4:42 PM

#

kinky.love

You work as a cookie cutter and earn Cash 200.

silent galeBOT Apr 22, 2026, 5:16 PM

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v_szone

A drunk man pays you Cash 59 to walk backwards.

jaunty tapir Apr 22, 2026, 5:17 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 22, 2026, 5:17 PM

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v_szone

You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined Cash 253 for disturbing the public peace.

#

_dutch_vanderlinde_

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned Cash 55.

#

_dutch_vanderlinde_

A sudden gust of wind blows away Cash 484

silent galeBOT Apr 22, 2026, 5:55 PM

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ratinkei

You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn Cash 118

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ratinkei

You parked in a handicap spot without a permit and have been fined Cash 513.

#

mialcv

You line up shoes neatly by the door and earn Cash 76

silent galeBOT Apr 22, 2026, 6:39 PM

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ratinkei

You forget the shopping list but somehow return with Cash 131

#

v_szone

You suggest something good and get rewarded Cash 51

jaunty tapir Apr 22, 2026, 6:44 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 22, 2026, 6:44 PM

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v_szone

You rub a random stranger's ass and gain Cash 359!

silent galeBOT Apr 22, 2026, 7:40 PM

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deerofmalice

You work as a bed warmer and earn Cash 91

#

v_szone

You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make Cash 192.

jaunty tapir Apr 22, 2026, 7:47 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 22, 2026, 7:47 PM

#

v_szone

You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you Cash 388 for your services.

#

v_szone

You break into a toy store and steal all the teddy bears, selling them on the black market for Cash 363

silent galeBOT Apr 22, 2026, 9:32 PM

#

neurodeviants

You bake cupcakes and receive Cash 72

gentle elk Apr 22, 2026, 9:32 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 22, 2026, 9:32 PM

#

neurodeviants

You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you Cash 352 and maybe chlamydia.

#

.hipleckss

You work as a street performer and earn Cash 140

silent galeBOT Apr 22, 2026, 9:55 PM

#

v_szone

You eat bananas for a living and get Cash 119

jaunty tapir Apr 22, 2026, 9:55 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 22, 2026, 9:55 PM

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v_szone

Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you Cash 221

#

v_szone

You walk your crew right into a police sting. It's all over. Fined Cash 321

#

v_szone

You attempted to rob neurodeviants, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

jaunty tapir Apr 22, 2026, 9:56 PM

#

wow.

silent galeBOT Apr 22, 2026, 10:16 PM

#

ratinkei

You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly Cash 170 was earned.

stray quiver Apr 22, 2026, 11:40 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 22, 2026, 11:40 PM

#

chronella

You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped Cash 257

#

chronella

You got caught with garlic bread in your purse! You pay the restaurant Cash 438

#

chronella

You work as a lubricant tester and earn Cash 198

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ratinkei

You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you Cash 111.

sterile shuttle Apr 22, 2026, 11:44 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 22, 2026, 11:44 PM

#

ratinkei

While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was Cash 294, this sort of thing can never be fixed.

silent galeBOT Apr 23, 2026, 1:33 AM

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neurodeviants

You develop games for a living and earn Cash 196.

#

neurodeviants

You found Cash 180 lying on the floor in General Chat!

#

halrirae

You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you Cash 113.

silent galeBOT Apr 23, 2026, 2:55 AM

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mialcv

You critique elevator music choices and receive Cash 124

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mialcv

Your condom supply runs out and you pay Cash 320 to restock.

#

mialcv

You thought it was a good idea to rob a bank with a banana. They fined you Cash 394.

silent galeBOT Apr 23, 2026, 3:23 AM

#

halrirae

You place coasters under drinks just in time and earn Cash 54

silent galeBOT Apr 23, 2026, 4:15 AM

#

v_szone

You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make Cash 173 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.

jaunty tapir Apr 23, 2026, 4:15 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 23, 2026, 4:15 AM

#

v_szone

You worked as a sperm donor and earned Cash 219

#

v_szone

You were caught in the act, and fined Cash 652

jaunty tapir Apr 23, 2026, 4:16 AM

#

damn oh my gosh

silent galeBOT Apr 23, 2026, 5:41 AM

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halrirae

You nod convincingly through a long meeting and earn Cash 164

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neurodeviants

You work as a cross dresser model and earn Cash 68

gentle elk Apr 23, 2026, 5:54 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 23, 2026, 5:54 AM

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neurodeviants

You sell naked photos of yourself online for Cash 167.

silent galeBOT Apr 23, 2026, 9:15 AM

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1ns0mn1amacabre

You sell V-bucks and make Cash 74!

#

1ns0mn1amacabre

You were caught vandalising a car and have been fined Cash 127.

stray quiver Apr 23, 2026, 9:34 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 23, 2026, 9:34 AM

#

chronella

Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost Cash 294, have fun

stray quiver Apr 23, 2026, 9:34 AM

#

💀

silent galeBOT Apr 23, 2026, 9:39 AM

#

mr.f_2054

You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make Cash 179 for your expertise in unicorn management.

silent galeBOT Apr 23, 2026, 12:45 PM

#

v_szone

You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn Cash 177

#

deerofmalice

You fix grandma’s computer by turning it off then back on. She gives you Cash 79 for the hard work.

jaunty tapir Apr 23, 2026, 12:45 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 23, 2026, 12:45 PM

#

v_szone

You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained Cash 248 for your hard work.

#

v_szone

You sold screenshots of error messages as modern art for Cash 593.

silent galeBOT Apr 23, 2026, 1:09 PM

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halrirae

You have worked in the prison gardens for Cash 164

#

halrirae

You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn Cash 133

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ratinkei

You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make Cash 54 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.

#

ratinkei

You robbed a bank and were caught during the police chase that followed. Your bail was set at Cash 326.

sterile shuttle Apr 23, 2026, 1:33 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 23, 2026, 1:33 PM

#

ratinkei

You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in Cash 145

sterile shuttle Apr 23, 2026, 1:33 PM

#

/rob

silent galeBOT Apr 23, 2026, 1:33 PM

#

ratinkei

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

#

ratinkei

You were caught attempting to rob bigmancorey69, and have been fined Cash 342.

#

halrirae

You slept in a bed and found Cash 164 under your pillow when you woke up

#

v_szone

You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make Cash 129.

jaunty tapir Apr 23, 2026, 1:37 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 23, 2026, 1:37 PM

#

v_szone

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 8 minutes and 18 seconds.

silent galeBOT Apr 23, 2026, 2:19 PM

#

_emo_jesus_

You accidentally appear in the background of a selfie and get Cash 52

worldly patio Apr 23, 2026, 2:19 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 23, 2026, 2:19 PM

#

_emo_jesus_

You hooked up with a couple of guys for Cash 130

jaunty tapir Apr 23, 2026, 2:42 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 23, 2026, 2:42 PM

#

v_szone

You found an extra Cash 292 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all

#

v_szone

You steal money from your neighbour. While running away you lose Cash 405 . Nobody cares about dirt though so they take their money back and leave without fining you.

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v_szone

You work as a caterpillar walker and earn Cash 187 for walking caterpillars on leaves.

#

v_szone

You were caught attempting to rob emo_jesus, and have been fined Cash 577.

jaunty tapir Apr 23, 2026, 2:42 PM

#

oh.

silent galeBOT Apr 23, 2026, 3:01 PM

#

neurodeviants

You shine people's shoes in class and they give you Cash 92.

gentle elk Apr 23, 2026, 3:01 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 23, 2026, 3:01 PM

#

neurodeviants

Your friend pays you Cash 189 for you to worship her feet

#

ratinkei

You become a game developer and raised Cash 166 for charity.

sterile shuttle Apr 23, 2026, 3:02 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 23, 2026, 3:02 PM

#

ratinkei

You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined Cash 164.

sterile shuttle Apr 23, 2026, 3:02 PM

#

FAH

silent galeBOT Apr 23, 2026, 3:02 PM

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ratinkei

You sold mystery envelopes containing nothing for Cash 562.

cobalt tartan Apr 23, 2026, 5:06 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Apr 23, 2026, 5:06 PM

#

halrirae

You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you Cash 75 for the hard work

#

halrirae

You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining Cash 145

#

ratinkei

You work as a director of sand bags and earn Cash 114

silent galeBOT Apr 23, 2026, 5:42 PM

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ratinkei

You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for Cash 150.

silent galeBOT Apr 23, 2026, 6:20 PM

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ratinkei

You work as a professional apologiser and earn Cash 88

cobalt tartan Apr 23, 2026, 6:25 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Apr 23, 2026, 6:25 PM

#

halrirae

You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth Cash 175.

silent galeBOT Apr 23, 2026, 7:31 PM

#

v_szone

You work as an elevator mechanic and earn Cash 163

jaunty tapir Apr 23, 2026, 7:31 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 23, 2026, 7:31 PM

#

v_szone

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you Cash 136 for the night.

#

v_szone

You tried to eat potatoes but they retaliated and stole Cash 507 from you!

jaunty tapir Apr 23, 2026, 7:31 PM

#

BRO

silent galeBOT Apr 23, 2026, 7:38 PM

#

ratinkei

You work as the president and earn Cash 54

sterile shuttle Apr 23, 2026, 7:38 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 23, 2026, 7:38 PM

#

ratinkei

You go down on that rich kid and earn Cash 395

sterile shuttle Apr 23, 2026, 7:39 PM

#

LMAO

silent galeBOT Apr 23, 2026, 7:53 PM

#

deerofmalice

You work as a head receiver and earn Cash 142

#

v_szone

You develop games and earn Cash 154.

jaunty tapir Apr 23, 2026, 7:54 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 23, 2026, 7:54 PM

#

v_szone

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 37 minutes and 14 seconds.

jaunty tapir Apr 23, 2026, 7:54 PM

#

#crime

silent galeBOT Apr 23, 2026, 8:12 PM

#

sirpebble323

You line up shoes neatly by the door and earn Cash 61

full bramble Apr 23, 2026, 8:15 PM

#

!work

#

#work

silent galeBOT Apr 23, 2026, 8:16 PM

#

axel_isnot_dumb

You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid Cash 71 for moving traffic cones on the road.

stray quiver Apr 23, 2026, 8:19 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 23, 2026, 8:19 PM

#

chronella

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of Cash 377, and you go ahead with it.

#

chronella

You sold fake VIP passes to a queue of confused people for Cash 329.

#

chronella

You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain Cash 116! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed

#

v_szone

You attempted to rob chronella, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

jaunty tapir Apr 23, 2026, 8:22 PM

#

broke @stray quiver

stray quiver Apr 23, 2026, 8:23 PM

#

Nah I ain't broke, it's all in my bank :)

jaunty tapir Apr 23, 2026, 8:31 PM

#

WHATEVERRR

static swan Apr 23, 2026, 8:32 PM

#

Hello

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I’m new

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SipArthur

jaunty tapir Apr 23, 2026, 8:33 PM

#

static swan I’m new

have you been saying this everywhere besides #general ? 😅

static swan Apr 23, 2026, 8:34 PM

#

I’m boutta say it

#

In

jaunty tapir Apr 23, 2026, 8:34 PM

#

gotchu

static swan Apr 23, 2026, 8:34 PM

#

#general

silent galeBOT Apr 23, 2026, 8:49 PM

#

v_szone

You work as a parkour specialist and earn Cash 143

jaunty tapir Apr 23, 2026, 8:49 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 23, 2026, 8:49 PM

#

v_szone

You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid Cash 131

#

v_szone

After a night of drinking in the tavern, you are caught peeing in the tavern's water fountain in a drunken state. You were fined Cash 479 but you really don't remember.

jaunty tapir Apr 23, 2026, 8:49 PM

#

😒

silent galeBOT Apr 24, 2026, 2:54 AM

#

ratinkei

You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make Cash 50 for your expertise in marine mammal training.

sterile shuttle Apr 24, 2026, 2:56 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 24, 2026, 2:56 AM

#

ratinkei

You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay Cash 233 for surgery.

#

_emo_jesus_

You work hard all day and your boss pays you Cash 73 after the pizzeria closes down.

worldly patio Apr 24, 2026, 3:07 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 24, 2026, 3:07 AM

#

_emo_jesus_

You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you Cash 261.

silent galeBOT Apr 24, 2026, 4:31 AM

#

sirpebble323

You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you Cash 181.

cobalt tartan Apr 24, 2026, 7:13 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Apr 24, 2026, 7:13 AM

#

halrirae

You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid Cash 105.

silent galeBOT Apr 24, 2026, 7:31 AM

#

halrirae

You stand in a queue for someone else and pocket Cash 184

#

mhmdshmylh._63655

You got caught spray painting graffiti on a public building and have been fined Cash 139.

#

mhmdshmylh._63655

You robbed Cash 240 from emo_jesus.

#

halrirae

You worked in the cafeteria and have earned Cash 160

silent galeBOT Apr 24, 2026, 8:22 AM

#

halrirae

You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you Cash 132

silent galeBOT Apr 24, 2026, 12:15 PM

#

v_szone

You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn Cash 143 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.

jaunty tapir Apr 24, 2026, 12:15 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 24, 2026, 12:15 PM

#

v_szone

You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you Cash 117 and maybe chlamydia.

#

v_szone

You steal Cash 314 from a child and (narrowly) escape.

silent galeBOT Apr 24, 2026, 1:09 PM

#

neurodeviants

You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you Cash 111

gentle elk Apr 24, 2026, 1:09 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 24, 2026, 1:09 PM

#

neurodeviants

You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay Cash 136 to fix your leg

#

deerofmalice

Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received Cash 53!

silent galeBOT Apr 24, 2026, 3:55 PM

#

_dutch_vanderlinde_

After mugging a drunk policeman, the cops chase you, ram your car, and leave you for dead - when paramedics arrive, they charge you a whopping Cash 435 because they don't get paid enough

#

_dutch_vanderlinde_

You critique elevator music choices and receive Cash 170

sterile shuttle Apr 24, 2026, 5:00 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Apr 24, 2026, 5:00 PM

#

ratinkei

You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn Cash 137

silent galeBOT Apr 24, 2026, 5:26 PM

#

mhmdshmylh._63655

You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you Cash 120.

#

mhmdshmylh._63655

You robbed Cash 1,068 from dbhpilled.

silent galeBOT Apr 24, 2026, 6:42 PM

#

susietheshe

You tried to steal from a gas station, but surprise! The cashier had a shotgun! He robbed Cash 221 from you, but at least he didn't call the cops.

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susietheshe

You robbed Cash 116 from halrirae.

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susietheshe

You organise a messy desk and get Cash 73

silent galeBOT Apr 24, 2026, 9:32 PM

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ratinkei

You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining Cash 160

silent galeBOT Apr 24, 2026, 9:54 PM

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ratinkei

You worked as a bartender, and earned Cash 176 from selling drinks

sterile shuttle Apr 24, 2026, 9:54 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 24, 2026, 9:54 PM

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ratinkei

You whip it out and manage to rake in Cash 260

silent galeBOT Apr 24, 2026, 11:29 PM

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ratinkei

You bake cupcakes and receive Cash 57

sterile shuttle Apr 24, 2026, 11:29 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 24, 2026, 11:29 PM

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ratinkei

You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather Cash 251 in total.

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susietheshe

You robbed Cash 283 from ratinkei.

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susietheshe

You spot three typos in a document and earn Cash 137

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susietheshe

You attempted to rob the local bank and got caught by the police. You are fined Cash 290

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ratinkei

You work as the head of elephants and earn Cash 131

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ratinkei

You try to snipe someone, but get your calculations off, hitting a random guy next to your target, losing you Cash 362 in payment for a cleaner.

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ratinkei

You worked and gained Cash 59

silent galeBOT Apr 25, 2026, 2:46 AM

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dbhpilled

You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned Cash 168

gentle elk Apr 25, 2026, 2:46 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 25, 2026, 2:46 AM

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dbhpilled

The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay Cash 336 to have them cleaned

silent galeBOT Apr 25, 2026, 3:11 AM

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v_szone

Taxes collected! You have gained Cash 85

jaunty tapir Apr 25, 2026, 3:11 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 25, 2026, 3:11 AM

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v_szone

You earned Cash 400 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.

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v_szone

You break into a movie theatre and steal all the popcorn, which you sell to a group of hungry college students for Cash 331.

jaunty tapir Apr 25, 2026, 3:11 AM

#

on a role!

silent galeBOT Apr 25, 2026, 3:51 AM

#

dbhpilled

Just take the Cash 160 and go...

#

dbhpilled

You were caught not helping to commit the crime and instead sitting on your lazy ass talking about it on Discord and were ratted out for Cash 436

gentle elk Apr 25, 2026, 3:51 AM

#

GOD

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 25, 2026, 3:51 AM

#

dbhpilled

You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay Cash 358 for violating the stay-at-home order.

gentle elk Apr 25, 2026, 3:51 AM

#

I should jsut QUIT

silent galeBOT Apr 25, 2026, 4:26 AM

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v_szone

You participate in a scientific study and earn Cash 167 for your time and effort.

jaunty tapir Apr 25, 2026, 4:26 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 25, 2026, 4:26 AM

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v_szone

Damn! Those hips don't lie here's Cash 242

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v_szone

You got caught trying to steal Robux and got a Cash 698 fine.

jaunty tapir Apr 25, 2026, 4:26 AM

#

yikes.

silent galeBOT Apr 25, 2026, 6:25 AM

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v_szone

You test chairs for squeaks and comfort and earn Cash 199

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v_szone

You stole a street sign as a prank, but got caught and have been fined Cash 674.

jaunty tapir Apr 25, 2026, 6:25 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 25, 2026, 6:25 AM

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v_szone

Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him Cash 248.

jaunty tapir Apr 25, 2026, 6:25 AM

#

900 down the drain

#

didn’t want it anyways.

silent galeBOT Apr 25, 2026, 6:38 AM

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deerofmalice

You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive Cash 147

silent galeBOT Apr 25, 2026, 7:26 AM

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v_szone

Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain Cash 96 though.

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v_szone

You tried to steal a garden gnome but got fined Cash 682.

jaunty tapir Apr 25, 2026, 7:26 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 25, 2026, 7:26 AM

#

v_szone

You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a Cash 111 fine!

cobalt tartan Apr 25, 2026, 9:11 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Apr 25, 2026, 9:11 AM

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halrirae

You work as a human statue and earn Cash 179

silent galeBOT Apr 25, 2026, 10:05 AM

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1ns0mn1amacabre

You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn Cash 170.

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1ns0mn1amacabre

You charged for directions to the restroom and made Cash 615.

silent galeBOT Apr 25, 2026, 10:24 AM

#

1ns0mn1amacabre

You attempted to rob .w1ne_stain., but they had no money in cash for you to take.

west trail Apr 25, 2026, 10:24 AM

#

Broke ahh

silent galeBOT Apr 25, 2026, 10:58 AM

#

dbhpilled

You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make Cash 119!

silent galeBOT Apr 25, 2026, 11:23 AM

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1ns0mn1amacabre

You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you Cash 56 for the hard work

cobalt tartan Apr 25, 2026, 2:13 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Apr 25, 2026, 2:13 PM

#

halrirae

You got out of bed. Have Cash 130

silent galeBOT Apr 25, 2026, 3:37 PM

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halrirae

You sell bananas for Cash 158

silent galeBOT Apr 25, 2026, 3:56 PM

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ratinkei

You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn Cash 186.

sterile shuttle Apr 25, 2026, 3:56 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 25, 2026, 3:56 PM

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ratinkei

You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs Cash 171

silent galeBOT Apr 25, 2026, 4:21 PM

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ratinkei

You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn Cash 138

silent galeBOT Apr 25, 2026, 5:57 PM

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dbhpilled

You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid Cash 149.

silent galeBOT Apr 25, 2026, 6:13 PM

#

.hipleckss

You work as a beaver expert and earn Cash 199

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ratinkei

You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for Cash 110.

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.hipleckss

You robbed Cash 53 from ratinkei.

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dbhpilled

You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn Cash 131

silent galeBOT Apr 25, 2026, 7:51 PM

#

deerofmalice

You take your dog for a walk and gain Cash 137

silent galeBOT Apr 25, 2026, 11:20 PM

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dbhpilled

You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make Cash 73 for your skills in temporal navigation.

gentle elk Apr 25, 2026, 11:20 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 25, 2026, 11:20 PM

#

dbhpilled

You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for Cash 386

gentle elk Apr 25, 2026, 11:20 PM

#

Ok

silent galeBOT Apr 26, 2026, 12:50 AM

#

dbhpilled

You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn Cash 145

silent galeBOT Apr 26, 2026, 2:46 AM

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ratinkei

You restart the WiFi router and save the day for Cash 172

silent galeBOT Apr 26, 2026, 3:24 AM

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dbhpilled

You work as a bounty hunter and earn Cash 122

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zachthefiremayor

You walk dogs for Cash 134.

silent galeBOT Apr 26, 2026, 6:14 AM

#

deerofmalice

You fold receipts with surprising care and earn Cash 189

silent galeBOT Apr 26, 2026, 7:02 AM

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jeffrey_mc.cheese

You repair the arcade machines and receive Cash 72

#

jeffrey_mc.cheese

You steal your neighbour's Wi-Fi and charge them Cash 481 for it

magic venture Apr 26, 2026, 7:03 AM

#

/deposit all

silent galeBOT Apr 26, 2026, 7:04 AM

#

jeffrey_mc.cheese

You robbed Cash 94 from dbhpilled.

silent galeBOT Apr 26, 2026, 7:20 AM

#

halrirae

You hold a mug to keep the drink warm and get Cash 197

silent galeBOT Apr 26, 2026, 8:09 AM

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dbhpilled

You work as a bride kidnapper and earn Cash 108

silent galeBOT Apr 26, 2026, 10:45 AM

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

You sold fish sandwiches and earned Cash 88 in profits

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

You 'confiscated' loose change from a fountain and walked away with Cash 461.

silent galeBOT Apr 26, 2026, 11:11 AM

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.hipleckss

You become a game developer and raised Cash 135 for charity.

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.hipleckss

You robbed Cash 282 from dbhpilled.

silent galeBOT Apr 26, 2026, 12:01 PM

#

cabrita_molona

You work as a bed warmer and earn Cash 166

hexed tundra Apr 26, 2026, 12:01 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 26, 2026, 12:01 PM

#

cabrita_molona

You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you Cash 114 on your way out of the locker room.

silent galeBOT Apr 26, 2026, 3:19 PM

#

.hipleckss

You worked for the Police and earned Cash 62

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.hipleckss

You were caught attempting to rob dbhpilled, and have been fined Cash 310.

silent galeBOT Apr 26, 2026, 4:09 PM

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.hipleckss

You get a commission request, the payment is Cash 146.

#

dbhpilled

You work as a serial murderer... and earn Cash 81

gentle elk Apr 26, 2026, 4:10 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 26, 2026, 4:10 PM

#

dbhpilled

You get paid Cash 103 for crossdressing

cobalt tartan Apr 26, 2026, 4:19 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Apr 26, 2026, 4:19 PM

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halrirae

You find Cash 114 randomly lying in the gutter

gentle elk Apr 26, 2026, 4:50 PM

#

.work

silent galeBOT Apr 26, 2026, 4:50 PM

#

dbhpilled

You work as a professional cat-petter and earn Cash 125

silent galeBOT Apr 26, 2026, 5:29 PM

#

jaxmrjax7660

You work as a pet food taster and earn Cash 191.

north scaffold Apr 26, 2026, 5:29 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 26, 2026, 5:29 PM

#

jaxmrjax7660

You work as a cunning linguist and earn Cash 313

cobalt tartan Apr 26, 2026, 5:32 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Apr 26, 2026, 5:32 PM

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halrirae

Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn Cash 103, despite you keep Googling all your problems.

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.hipleckss

You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive Cash 91

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.hipleckss

You were caught attempting to rob halrirae, and have been fined Cash 91.

ripe badger Apr 26, 2026, 5:41 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 26, 2026, 5:41 PM

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willzzz._

You worked as a sperm donor and earned Cash 122

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willzzz._

You remove crumbs from a keyboard and get Cash 165

ripe badger Apr 26, 2026, 5:44 PM

#

/deposit all

silent galeBOT Apr 26, 2026, 5:46 PM

#

willzzz._

You were caught attempting to rob halrirae, and have been fined Cash 200.

silent galeBOT Apr 26, 2026, 7:18 PM

#

.hipleckss

You sell V-bucks and make Cash 162!

silent galeBOT Apr 26, 2026, 7:48 PM

#

.hipleckss

You robbed Cash 5 from halrirae.

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.hipleckss

You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned Cash 198!

silent galeBOT Apr 26, 2026, 10:03 PM

#

munzelman25

You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find Cash 122 stashed inside one of them.

#

dbhpilled

You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly Cash 145

silent galeBOT Apr 26, 2026, 10:53 PM

#

ratinkei

A drunk man pays you Cash 85 to walk backwards.

sterile shuttle Apr 26, 2026, 10:54 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 26, 2026, 10:54 PM

#

ratinkei

When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost Cash 154

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dbhpilled

You have worked in the prison gardens for Cash 52

gentle elk Apr 26, 2026, 10:58 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 26, 2026, 10:58 PM

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dbhpilled

You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay Cash 246 for surgery.

#

jaxmrjax7660

You were caught attempting to rob ratinkei, and have been fined Cash 281.

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jaxmrjax7660

You have been fined Cash 293 because you ate during work hours.

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jaxmrjax7660

You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed Cash 122.

north scaffold Apr 26, 2026, 11:11 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 26, 2026, 11:11 PM

#

jaxmrjax7660

Someone cares about you. Enough to throw Cash 259 at you.

silent galeBOT Apr 27, 2026, 1:26 AM

#

halrirae

You serve the customers and receive Cash 193

silent galeBOT Apr 27, 2026, 1:43 AM

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dbhpilled

You work as a streamer and gain Cash 72 from donations

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dbhpilled

You rob a nearby corner store for Cash 480

silent galeBOT Apr 27, 2026, 2:16 AM

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halrirae

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you Cash 131

#

halrirae

You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you Cash 115 for the hard work

#

dbhpilled

You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid Cash 95!

silent galeBOT Apr 27, 2026, 4:55 AM

#

halrirae

You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned Cash 147.

#

artin07074

You work all day at the factory Cash 51

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artin07074

You attempt to steal, but the person stabs you. You pay Cash 251 in hospital expenses...

#

artin07074

You attempted to rob jaxmrjax7660, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

silent galeBOT Apr 27, 2026, 5:19 AM

#

sirpebble323

You fluff pillows to perfection and make Cash 67

silent galeBOT Apr 27, 2026, 5:50 AM

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halrirae

You work as an ear cleaner and earn Cash 79

silent galeBOT Apr 27, 2026, 6:45 AM

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dbhpilled

You work as a professional wine taster and earn Cash 77.

silent galeBOT Apr 27, 2026, 7:17 AM

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dbhpilled

Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain Cash 196

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artin07074

You nod convincingly through a long meeting and earn Cash 54

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artin07074

You entered the Royal Palace and stole a precious diamond. You then sold it for Cash 313

#

artin07074

You attempted to rob jaxmrjax7660, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

silent galeBOT Apr 27, 2026, 8:31 AM

#

ginger_ninja64

You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn Cash 143

#

artin07074

You clean off the counters and get paid Cash 162

silent galeBOT Apr 27, 2026, 12:06 PM

#

_vanda.

You attempted to rob perturbabe, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

digital sandal Apr 27, 2026, 12:06 PM

#

Bruh

silent galeBOT Apr 27, 2026, 2:45 PM

#

dbhpilled

You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got Cash 140

silent galeBOT Apr 27, 2026, 4:32 PM

#

halrirae

You become a game developer and raised Cash 166 for charity.

cobalt tartan Apr 27, 2026, 4:36 PM

#

/dep 50

silent galeBOT Apr 27, 2026, 4:46 PM

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halrirae

You work as a professional sleeper and earn Cash 182

silent galeBOT Apr 27, 2026, 5:01 PM

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willzzz._

You serve the customers and receive Cash 150

#

halrirae

You work as a sandcastle builder and earn Cash 169

ripe badger Apr 27, 2026, 5:01 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 27, 2026, 5:01 PM

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willzzz._

You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned Cash 310

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willzzz._

While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay Cash 287.

ripe badger Apr 27, 2026, 5:02 PM

#

/balance

cobalt tartan Apr 27, 2026, 5:02 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Apr 27, 2026, 5:02 PM

#

halrirae

stopwatch You cannot work for 8 minutes and 58 seconds.

silent galeBOT Apr 27, 2026, 7:35 PM

#

sirpebble323

You develop games for a living and earn Cash 63.

silent galeBOT Apr 27, 2026, 9:19 PM

#

_dutch_vanderlinde_

You work as a starving college student, you found Cash 196 on the ground.

#

_dutch_vanderlinde_

You mug someone in a video game for all that they have, too bad it wasn't anything but some worthless bottle caps, netting you Cash 465

silent galeBOT Apr 27, 2026, 10:35 PM

#

dbhpilled

Despite forgetting every password, you somehow make Cash 89

silent galeBOT Apr 27, 2026, 11:35 PM

#

dbhpilled

You press a large red button that does nothing and get Cash 85

silent galeBOT Apr 28, 2026, 12:04 AM

#

dbhpilled

You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned Cash 191!

silent galeBOT Apr 28, 2026, 12:31 AM

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dbhpilled

You work as a dumpster diver and earn Cash 85

silent galeBOT Apr 28, 2026, 1:09 AM

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halrirae

You work at a lamp store and earn Cash 115

silent galeBOT Apr 28, 2026, 1:55 AM

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halrirae

You work as a director of sand bags and earn Cash 139

silent galeBOT Apr 28, 2026, 2:13 AM

#

halrirae

You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you Cash 56.

#

halrirae

You have worked in the prison gardens for Cash 82

silent galeBOT Apr 28, 2026, 3:37 AM

#

halrirae

You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win Cash 53.

silent galeBOT Apr 28, 2026, 4:32 AM

#

halrirae

You work at the dump all day. Then you found Cash 62 from a thrown out wallet.

silent galeBOT Apr 28, 2026, 5:15 AM

#

deerofmalice

You bought and sold items and profited Cash 91

silent galeBOT Apr 28, 2026, 5:40 AM

#

halrirae

You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth Cash 116!

silent galeBOT Apr 28, 2026, 5:56 AM

#

dbhpilled

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned Cash 151.

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dbhpilled

You clear 37 notifications and earn Cash 89

silent galeBOT Apr 28, 2026, 7:19 AM

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halrirae

Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you Cash 72.

cobalt tartan Apr 28, 2026, 8:38 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Apr 28, 2026, 8:38 AM

#

halrirae

You flick a light switch on and off for testing and receive Cash 109

silent galeBOT Apr 28, 2026, 8:56 AM

#

halrirae

You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly Cash 50.

silent galeBOT Apr 28, 2026, 11:40 AM

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halrirae

You work as a sewer inspector and earn Cash 106

silent galeBOT Apr 28, 2026, 1:01 PM

#

ginger_ninja64

You did some odd jobs in the city and earned Cash 93. Good job!

silent galeBOT Apr 28, 2026, 1:40 PM

#

mialcv

You work as a pumpkin picker Cash 77

dusky ocean Apr 28, 2026, 1:40 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 28, 2026, 1:40 PM

#

mialcv

Damn! Those hips don't lie here's Cash 358

silent galeBOT Apr 28, 2026, 1:57 PM

#

dbhpilled

You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make Cash 94!

gentle elk Apr 28, 2026, 1:57 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 28, 2026, 1:57 PM

#

dbhpilled

You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned Cash 301

silent galeBOT Apr 28, 2026, 2:29 PM

#

_emo_jesus_

You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make Cash 152 for your expertise in unicorn management.

worldly patio Apr 28, 2026, 2:29 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 28, 2026, 2:29 PM

#

_emo_jesus_

You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined Cash 213.

#

halrirae

You work as a beaver expert and earn Cash 166

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halrirae

You place coasters under drinks just in time and earn Cash 147

silent galeBOT Apr 28, 2026, 3:09 PM

#

halrirae

You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn Cash 168 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.

cobalt tartan Apr 28, 2026, 4:11 PM

#

/worj

silent galeBOT Apr 28, 2026, 4:11 PM

#

halrirae

You work as a professional apologiser and earn Cash 111

silent galeBOT Apr 28, 2026, 4:45 PM

#

halrirae

You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make Cash 50 for your unicorn whispering skills.

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

You work as a high school student with no life. Have Cash 67 because we pity you.

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deerofmalice

You slept in a bed and found Cash 187 under your pillow when you woke up

cobalt tartan Apr 28, 2026, 5:14 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Apr 28, 2026, 5:14 PM

#

halrirae

You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid Cash 141

cobalt tartan Apr 28, 2026, 5:15 PM

#

/collect

silent galeBOT Apr 28, 2026, 5:15 PM

#

halrirae

check Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&736965579813945374> | Cash 100 (cash)

#

halrirae

You work as a gender equality consultant and earn Cash 113

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halrirae

You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned Cash 76!

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_emo_jesus_

You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make Cash 105 for your skills in temporal navigation.

worldly patio Apr 28, 2026, 5:42 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 28, 2026, 5:42 PM

#

_emo_jesus_

You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw Cash 274 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!

#

halrirae

You critique elevator music choices and receive Cash 81

silent galeBOT Apr 28, 2026, 7:17 PM

#

sirpebble323

You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth Cash 197!

silent galeBOT Apr 28, 2026, 10:25 PM

#

artin07074

You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get Cash 118

silent galeBOT Apr 28, 2026, 11:01 PM

#

dbhpilled

You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn Cash 168

gentle elk Apr 28, 2026, 11:01 PM

#

you work as an android for the detroit become human game and earn $168

silent galeBOT Apr 28, 2026, 11:07 PM

#

sirpebble323

You fail at work, but your boss pays you Cash 160 out of pity.

silent galeBOT Apr 29, 2026, 12:33 AM

#

1ns0mn1amacabre

You work at a lamp store and earn Cash 145

#

1ns0mn1amacabre

The old lady you tried to rob turned out to be a 6'4'' police officer in prime condition. You got the shit beaten out of you and were fined Cash 567

#

1ns0mn1amacabre

You were caught attempting to rob emo_jesus, and have been fined Cash 557.

cobalt tartan Apr 29, 2026, 1:22 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Apr 29, 2026, 1:22 AM

#

halrirae

You worked as a businessman and earned Cash 127

silent galeBOT Apr 29, 2026, 1:58 AM

#

halrirae

You work as a pet food taster and earn Cash 142.

silent galeBOT Apr 29, 2026, 2:21 AM

#

halrirae

You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make Cash 71 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.

silent galeBOT Apr 29, 2026, 3:36 AM

#

halrirae

Your level got featured epic and you won Cash 130

silent galeBOT Apr 29, 2026, 3:56 AM

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halrirae

You sweep the floor and get paid Cash 171

silent galeBOT Apr 29, 2026, 4:18 AM

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dbhpilled

You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make Cash 73 for your bravery and heroism.

gentle elk Apr 29, 2026, 4:18 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 29, 2026, 4:18 AM

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dbhpilled

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gentle elk Apr 29, 2026, 4:18 AM

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UGH

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halrirae

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halrirae

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halrirae

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ttuxter

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/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 29, 2026, 5:57 AM

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ttuxter

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

You work as a sewer inspector and earn Cash 98

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_dutch_vanderlinde_

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1ns0mn1amacabre

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1ns0mn1amacabre

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halrirae

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halrirae

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halrirae

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halrirae

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silent galeBOT Apr 29, 2026, 9:22 AM

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dbhpilled

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gentle elk Apr 29, 2026, 9:22 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 29, 2026, 9:22 AM

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dbhpilled

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halrirae

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halrirae

You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you Cash 60 for your work.

silent galeBOT Apr 29, 2026, 2:06 PM

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halrirae

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v_szone

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v_szone

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/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 29, 2026, 2:06 PM

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v_szone

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/escort

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lolhelloidkwhattooadd

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/bj all

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calli.the_whark

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calli.the_whark

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/dep all

silent galeBOT Apr 29, 2026, 3:14 PM

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v_szone

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v_szone

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jaunty tapir Apr 29, 2026, 3:14 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 29, 2026, 3:14 PM

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v_szone

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cobalt tartan Apr 29, 2026, 3:51 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Apr 29, 2026, 3:51 PM

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halrirae

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v_szone

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v_szone

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/slut

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v_szone

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silent galeBOT Apr 29, 2026, 6:47 PM

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v_szone

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v_szone

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jaunty tapir Apr 29, 2026, 6:47 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 29, 2026, 6:47 PM

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v_szone

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jaunty tapir Apr 29, 2026, 6:47 PM

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silent galeBOT Apr 29, 2026, 9:31 PM

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lolhelloidkwhattooadd

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/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 29, 2026, 9:31 PM

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lolhelloidkwhattooadd

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lolhelloidkwhattooadd

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neon socket Apr 29, 2026, 9:31 PM

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/bal

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/work

silent galeBOT Apr 29, 2026, 10:27 PM

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fuzzybannana

You work as a professional sleeper and earn Cash 157

viscid crystal Apr 29, 2026, 10:28 PM

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/bank

silent galeBOT Apr 30, 2026, 12:21 AM

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dbhpilled

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gentle elk Apr 30, 2026, 12:21 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 30, 2026, 12:21 AM

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dbhpilled

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silent galeBOT Apr 30, 2026, 12:48 AM

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dbhpilled

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halrirae

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dbhpilled

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neon socket Apr 30, 2026, 1:23 AM

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.work

silent galeBOT Apr 30, 2026, 1:23 AM

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lolhelloidkwhattooadd

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lolhelloidkwhattooadd

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lolhelloidkwhattooadd

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bro

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cowboy_sob

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/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 30, 2026, 1:24 AM

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lolhelloidkwhattooadd

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silent galeBOT Apr 30, 2026, 1:41 AM

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halrirae

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1ns0mn1amacabre

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1ns0mn1amacabre

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1ns0mn1amacabre

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dbhpilled

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sirpebble323

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neon socket Apr 30, 2026, 2:06 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Apr 30, 2026, 2:06 AM

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lolhelloidkwhattooadd

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lolhelloidkwhattooadd

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silent galeBOT Apr 30, 2026, 3:02 AM

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dbhpilled

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silent galeBOT Apr 30, 2026, 3:19 AM

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dbhpilled

You got featured and won Cash 180

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fuzzybannana

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fuzzybannana

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fuzzybannana

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silent galeBOT Apr 30, 2026, 3:44 AM

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sirpebble323

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silent galeBOT Apr 30, 2026, 4:10 AM

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dbhpilled

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dbhpilled

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deerofmalice

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halrirae

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halrirae

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silent galeBOT Apr 30, 2026, 11:29 AM

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halrirae

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