#back-room | Red Dead Redemption 2 | Page 199

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deck250

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goner_77399

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silent gale

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halrirae

check Role income successfully collected!

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halrirae

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chronella

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chronella

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deck250

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halrirae

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/work

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halrirae

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halrirae

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halrirae

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cuntryluvin

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cuntryluvin

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alex_894.

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alex_894.

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silent galeBOT Mar 21, 2026, 8:07 PM

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cuntryluvin

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/slut

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cuntryluvin

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deck250

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deck250

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deck250

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silent galeBOT Mar 21, 2026, 10:48 PM

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cuntryluvin

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/slut

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cuntryluvin

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mialcv

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cuntryluvin

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cuntryluvin

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deck250

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deck250

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deck250

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silent galeBOT Mar 22, 2026, 2:31 AM

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_emo_jesus_

One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for Cash 55

worldly patio Mar 22, 2026, 2:31 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 22, 2026, 2:31 AM

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_emo_jesus_

You work at the strip club and earn Cash 362.

#

cuntryluvin

You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find Cash 175 stashed inside one of them.

gentle elk Mar 22, 2026, 2:41 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 22, 2026, 2:41 AM

#

cuntryluvin

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives Cash 113

silent galeBOT Mar 22, 2026, 2:58 AM

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cuntryluvin

You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found Cash 60 on the floor.

silent galeBOT Mar 22, 2026, 3:27 AM

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halrirae

You take part in a Civil War battle and earn Cash 103 for your team winning!

#

_emo_jesus_

You worked as a bartender, and earned Cash 149 from selling drinks

worldly patio Mar 22, 2026, 3:34 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 22, 2026, 3:34 AM

#

_emo_jesus_

You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you Cash 372 in return!

north scaffold Mar 22, 2026, 4:48 AM

#

yay, i can be a whore

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 22, 2026, 4:48 AM

#

jaxmrjax7660

Nobody cares about you. You lost Cash 9 trying to twerk.

north scaffold Mar 22, 2026, 4:48 AM

#

damn it

silent galeBOT Mar 22, 2026, 4:48 AM

#

jaxmrjax7660

You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you Cash 110

#

jaxmrjax7660

You were caught hacking into someone's computer and have been fined Cash 110.

#

jaxmrjax7660

You robbed Cash 431 from emo_jesus.

silent galeBOT Mar 22, 2026, 5:31 AM

#

_emo_jesus_

You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn Cash 104.

worldly patio Mar 22, 2026, 5:31 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 22, 2026, 5:31 AM

#

_emo_jesus_

Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes Cash 378, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.

silent galeBOT Mar 22, 2026, 6:06 AM

#

arfurmorgan

You work as a street performer and earn Cash 104

gentle elk Mar 22, 2026, 6:06 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 22, 2026, 6:06 AM

#

arfurmorgan

You whip it out and manage to rake in Cash 159

#

deerofmalice

A sudden gust of wind blows Cash 172 in your direction.

silent galeBOT Mar 22, 2026, 7:30 AM

#

jaxmrjax7660

You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you Cash 89.

north scaffold Mar 22, 2026, 7:30 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 22, 2026, 7:30 AM

#

jaxmrjax7660

While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was Cash 373, this sort of thing can never be fixed.

#

jaxmrjax7660

You rob an ATM, but the CCTV captures your face. You are fined Cash 539

#

jaxmrjax7660

You attempted to rob emo_jesus, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

silent galeBOT Mar 22, 2026, 8:04 AM

#

adoregracee

You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make Cash 83 off of donations.

silent galeBOT Mar 22, 2026, 10:57 AM

#

jmd.ellis83

You sold fish sandwiches and earned Cash 134 in profits

quiet pilot Mar 22, 2026, 10:57 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 22, 2026, 10:57 AM

#

jmd.ellis83

When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost Cash 144

#

jmd.ellis83

You commit a heist and manage to take Cash 527

#

waterbottle_46

You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of Cash 69 anyway.

#

waterbottle_46

You stole a dog and sold it to the old lady next door for Cash 494

proven cedar Mar 22, 2026, 11:09 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 22, 2026, 11:09 AM

#

waterbottle_46

You are weirdly good with your hands, have Cash 136

silent galeBOT Mar 22, 2026, 11:27 AM

#

cabrita_molona

You work as a child birth educator and earn Cash 161

hexed tundra Mar 22, 2026, 11:27 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 22, 2026, 11:27 AM

#

cabrita_molona

You earn Cash 291 for giving some succ (the good kind)

silent galeBOT Mar 22, 2026, 1:50 PM

#

chronella

Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got Cash 197 for it!

stray quiver Mar 22, 2026, 1:50 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 22, 2026, 1:50 PM

#

chronella

Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay Cash 176 for surgery.

silent galeBOT Mar 22, 2026, 2:09 PM

#

waterbottle_46

You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn Cash 187

#

waterbottle_46

You steal Cash 444 from a child and (narrowly) escape.

proven cedar Mar 22, 2026, 2:09 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 22, 2026, 2:09 PM

#

waterbottle_46

One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid Cash 181 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.

#

deck250

You sold fish sandwiches and earned Cash 110 in profits

brazen perch Mar 22, 2026, 2:10 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 22, 2026, 2:10 PM

#

deck250

You earn Cash 331 for giving some succ (the good kind)

#

deck250

You attempted to rob waterbottle_46, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

#

chronella

You sell your kidney on the black market for Cash 474

#

halrirae

You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid Cash 158 for doing it

silent galeBOT Mar 22, 2026, 3:08 PM

#

arfurmorgan

You gave yourself Cash 53 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...

gentle elk Mar 22, 2026, 3:08 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 22, 2026, 3:08 PM

#

arfurmorgan

A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you Cash 337 for having your junk out.

gentle elk Mar 22, 2026, 3:08 PM

#

demoncat

silent galeBOT Mar 22, 2026, 3:49 PM

#

ashren_stjohn

You attempted to rob deck250, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

#

ashren_stjohn

Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found Cash 179

silent galeBOT Mar 22, 2026, 4:43 PM

#

alex_894.

You dig around in your yard and gain Cash 121

static oracle Mar 22, 2026, 4:43 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 22, 2026, 4:43 PM

#

alex_894.

You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid Cash 170

#

alex_894.

You steal the Queen's crown and sell it on the black market for Cash 508

#

alex_894.

You attempted to rob deck250, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

silent galeBOT Mar 22, 2026, 6:05 PM

#

coyotiito

You work as a cross dresser model and earn Cash 100

#

coyotiito

You choked on a Twinkie and had to pay a hospital fine of Cash 391.

#

_vanda.

You attempted to rob perturbabe, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

digital sandal Mar 22, 2026, 6:12 PM

#

Bruh

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 22, 2026, 6:12 PM

#

_vanda.

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find Cash 330 on the way back to your ship.

#

_vanda.

The cops start chasing you, and Cash 520 falls out of your pocket!

digital sandal Mar 22, 2026, 6:12 PM

#

skeletonappearsgif

north scaffold Mar 22, 2026, 7:39 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 22, 2026, 7:39 PM

#

jaxmrjax7660

You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you Cash 149.

#

jaxmrjax7660

You repair the arcade machines and receive Cash 136

#

jaxmrjax7660

You've been fined Cash 678 for trying to rob a poor person.

silent galeBOT Mar 22, 2026, 8:34 PM

#

rohansucksatlife

A girl fondles your boobs and you earn Cash 193

silent galeBOT Mar 22, 2026, 9:20 PM

#

deck250

You were caught attempting to rob alex_894., and have been fined Cash 352.

#

deck250

You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive Cash 194

#

rohansucksatlife

Someone told the police you were doing something sketchy. You got caught and were fined Cash 393

brazen perch Mar 22, 2026, 9:20 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 22, 2026, 9:20 PM

#

deck250

You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned Cash 392

silent galeBOT Mar 22, 2026, 9:43 PM

#

mialcv

You make a living selling weed for Cash 119 a day

dusky ocean Mar 22, 2026, 9:43 PM

#

gonna try…

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 22, 2026, 9:43 PM

#

mialcv

A girl fondles your boobs and you earn Cash 341

#

mialcv

You've been fined Cash 645 for trying to rob a poor person.

dusky ocean Mar 22, 2026, 9:44 PM

#

WELL GOD FORBID SHES POOR NOT MY FAULT

silent galeBOT Mar 22, 2026, 10:09 PM

#

_emo_jesus_

You work as a professional snuggler and earn Cash 67

worldly patio Mar 22, 2026, 10:09 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 22, 2026, 10:09 PM

#

_emo_jesus_

You whip it out and manage to rake in Cash 117

silent galeBOT Mar 22, 2026, 10:35 PM

#

adoregracee

You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got Cash 94!

silent galeBOT Mar 22, 2026, 11:09 PM

#

arfurmorgan

You work as a fake bus passenger and earn Cash 85 for filling up empty seats on the bus.

gentle elk Mar 22, 2026, 11:09 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 22, 2026, 11:09 PM

#

arfurmorgan

After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with Cash 198 and a real sore hangover.

silent galeBOT Mar 22, 2026, 11:43 PM

#

mialcv

You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth Cash 53!

#

mialcv

You were caught attempting to rob arfurmorgan, and have been fined Cash 537.

dusky ocean Mar 22, 2026, 11:44 PM

#

FUCKKKKKK OFFFFFFF

silent galeBOT Mar 23, 2026, 1:41 AM

#

deck250

You robbed Cash 1 from alex_894..

brazen perch Mar 23, 2026, 1:41 AM

#

wow

silent galeBOT Mar 23, 2026, 1:42 AM

#

deck250

You host a fine wine tasting event and get Cash 181

brazen perch Mar 23, 2026, 1:42 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 23, 2026, 1:42 AM

#

deck250

You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you Cash 226 in return!

#

_emo_jesus_

You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of Cash 61 anyway.

worldly patio Mar 23, 2026, 1:54 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 23, 2026, 1:54 AM

#

_emo_jesus_

You get hired to take it hard for the night for Cash 358!

silent galeBOT Mar 23, 2026, 3:51 AM

#

halrirae

You got out of bed. Have Cash 89

silent galeBOT Mar 23, 2026, 4:09 AM

#

jeffrey_mc.cheese

You work as a beaver expert and earn Cash 153

#

jeffrey_mc.cheese

You assassinated an African drug lord for Cash 387

#

jeffrey_mc.cheese

You attempted to rob emo_jesus, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

silent galeBOT Mar 23, 2026, 4:42 AM

#

jeffrey_mc.cheese

You work as a zoologist and earn Cash 152

silent galeBOT Mar 23, 2026, 5:01 AM

#

jeffrey_mc.cheese

You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn Cash 160.

vivid shard Mar 23, 2026, 6:03 AM

#

/bal

gentle elk Mar 23, 2026, 6:16 AM

#

vivid shard /bal

embarrassing!

vivid shard Mar 23, 2026, 6:18 AM

#

gentle elk embarrassing!

says the one who didnt look for the corpse in the bathtub

gentle elk Mar 23, 2026, 6:19 AM

#

vivid shard says the one who didnt look for the corpse in the bathtub

I FOUND THE CORPSE.

#

WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT IT WAS JUST HIDING IN THERE BEHIND A CLOSED CURTAIN

vivid shard Mar 23, 2026, 6:34 AM

#

gentle elk WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT IT WAS JUST HIDING IN THERE BEHIND A CLOSED CURTAI...

ANY REGULAR ASS PLAYER

silent galeBOT Mar 23, 2026, 10:27 AM

#

halrirae

You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn Cash 50

plain parrot Mar 23, 2026, 10:35 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 23, 2026, 10:35 AM

#

ssoap.s

You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined Cash 168.

#

ssoap.s

You got out of bed. Have Cash 170

#

halrirae

You work as a pet food taster and earn Cash 189.

#

deck250

You take part in a medical research study and get paid Cash 105 for your participation.

brazen perch Mar 23, 2026, 10:52 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 23, 2026, 10:52 AM

#

deck250

Your pimp gives you an extra Cash 385

#

deck250

You robbed Cash 548 from ssoap.s.

silent galeBOT Mar 23, 2026, 1:26 PM

#

halrirae

You work as a bread scientist and earn Cash 190

#

_emo_jesus_

You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you Cash 158 for a good job.

worldly patio Mar 23, 2026, 1:33 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 23, 2026, 1:33 PM

#

_emo_jesus_

You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined Cash 294

silent galeBOT Mar 23, 2026, 2:45 PM

#

mialcv

You worked as a bartender, and earned Cash 162 from selling drinks

cobalt tartan Mar 23, 2026, 3:35 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 23, 2026, 3:35 PM

#

halrirae

You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn Cash 103

#

halrirae

You get a commission request, the payment is Cash 114.

cobalt tartan Mar 23, 2026, 4:15 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 23, 2026, 4:15 PM

#

halrirae

You worked at the office overtime for Cash 92

#

halrirae

You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for Cash 158.

#

halrirae

You were farming and earned Cash 146

worldly patio Mar 23, 2026, 5:32 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 23, 2026, 5:32 PM

#

_emo_jesus_

You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse, Cash 106 went down your toilet

#

_emo_jesus_

You work as a professional apologiser and earn Cash 55

silent galeBOT Mar 23, 2026, 5:59 PM

#

arfurmorgan

You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make Cash 93 for your lack of effort.

gentle elk Mar 23, 2026, 5:59 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 23, 2026, 5:59 PM

#

arfurmorgan

You sell naked photos of yourself online for Cash 361.

silent galeBOT Mar 23, 2026, 6:20 PM

#

arthur12_pt_93567

You work as a gender equality consultant and earn Cash 88

ripe badger Mar 23, 2026, 6:22 PM

#

hahahaha

silent galeBOT Mar 23, 2026, 6:23 PM

#

arthur12_pt_93567

You kidnaped a cat and took it hostage for Cash 274

#

arthur12_pt_93567

You work at the dump all day. Then you found Cash 131 from a thrown out wallet.

#

_emo_jesus_

You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid Cash 55 for moving traffic cones on the road.

worldly patio Mar 23, 2026, 6:35 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 23, 2026, 6:35 PM

#

_emo_jesus_

You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined Cash 339.

regal cairn Mar 23, 2026, 7:36 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 23, 2026, 7:36 PM

#

blaz3fyy

You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job Cash 204

regal cairn Mar 23, 2026, 7:36 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 23, 2026, 7:36 PM

#

blaz3fyy

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 51 seconds.

north scaffold Mar 23, 2026, 7:49 PM

#

/s;ut

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 23, 2026, 7:49 PM

#

jaxmrjax7660

You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped Cash 124

#

jaxmrjax7660

You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make Cash 79 for your vivid imagination.

#

jaxmrjax7660

You steal Cash 635 from your boss and didn't get caught.

silent galeBOT Mar 23, 2026, 8:28 PM

#

cabrita_molona

You work as an engineer and earn Cash 136

hexed tundra Mar 23, 2026, 8:28 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 23, 2026, 8:28 PM

#

cabrita_molona

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you Cash 304 to stop because that's weird.

silent galeBOT Mar 23, 2026, 9:18 PM

#

arfurmorgan

You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned Cash 177. The students loved you!

gentle elk Mar 23, 2026, 9:18 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 23, 2026, 9:18 PM

#

arfurmorgan

You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some Cash 358

silent galeBOT Mar 23, 2026, 9:45 PM

#

_emo_jesus_

You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make Cash 53.

silent galeBOT Mar 23, 2026, 11:36 PM

#

halrirae

You work as a Discord bot developer and earn Cash 81

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 12:00 AM

#

jeffrey_mc.cheese

You got out of bed. Have Cash 77

#

jeffrey_mc.cheese

You fail to pickpocket a noble. He summons the guards and they fine you Cash 77

#

jeffrey_mc.cheese

You robbed Cash 1,256 from cabrita_molona.

#

jeffrey_mc.cheese

You develop games for a living and earn Cash 166.

#

deck250

You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you Cash 181.

brazen perch Mar 24, 2026, 12:14 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 12:14 AM

#

deck250

You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you Cash 362 for your services.

#

deck250

You robbed Cash 62 from cabrita_molona.

#

arfurmorgan

Just take the Cash 106 and go...

gentle elk Mar 24, 2026, 12:18 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 12:18 AM

#

arfurmorgan

Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John Cash 326

gentle elk Mar 24, 2026, 12:18 AM

#

my john?!

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 12:23 AM

#

jeffrey_mc.cheese

You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn Cash 186

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 12:40 AM

#

halrirae

You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn Cash 148

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 12:56 AM

#

halrirae

You work as a starving college student, you found Cash 156 on the ground.

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 1:15 AM

#

deck250

You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn Cash 117

brazen perch Mar 24, 2026, 1:15 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 1:15 AM

#

deck250

You rub a random stranger's ass and gain Cash 221!

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 2:31 AM

#

halrirae

You work all day at the factory Cash 97

#

mialcv

You work as an ear cleaner and earn Cash 124

#

mialcv

You were caught fishing without a license and have been fined Cash 479.

dusky ocean Mar 24, 2026, 2:35 AM

#

oh my god

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 2:35 AM

#

mialcv

Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you Cash 296

dusky ocean Mar 24, 2026, 2:35 AM

#

OH MYGOD

cobalt tartan Mar 24, 2026, 2:44 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 2:44 AM

#

halrirae

You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned Cash 102!

viscid crystal Mar 24, 2026, 3:15 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 3:15 AM

#

fuzzybannana

You scavenge a local garbage dump and find Cash 66 worth of scrap.

viscid crystal Mar 24, 2026, 3:16 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 3:16 AM

#

fuzzybannana

You get caught breaking the parking meter machines and are fined Cash 458

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 3:36 AM

#

arfurmorgan

You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of Cash 184 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...

gentle elk Mar 24, 2026, 3:36 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 3:36 AM

#

arfurmorgan

You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined Cash 282

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 4:50 AM

#

arfurmorgan

You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn Cash 141

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 6:05 AM

#

olivertheawsome.

You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got Cash 81

#

olivertheawsome.

You steal your neighbour's garden gnome and sell it on eBay for Cash 343

#

olivertheawsome.

Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him Cash 243.

#

baconboi_23728

You broke into a museum to steal a valuable artefact, but got caught and have been fined Cash 466.

lyric crane Mar 24, 2026, 6:16 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 6:16 AM

#

baconboi_23728

You do a good deepthroating and earn Cash 318 from the client

#

baconboi_23728

You work as a sandcastle builder and earn Cash 158

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 6:49 AM

#

arfurmorgan

You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make Cash 153 for your skills in temporal navigation.

gentle elk Mar 24, 2026, 6:49 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 6:49 AM

#

arfurmorgan

You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of Cash 285.

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 7:08 AM

#

halrirae

You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn Cash 94

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 7:24 AM

#

halrirae

You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you Cash 70 for the hard work

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 8:13 AM

#

halrirae

You work at the dump all day. Then you found Cash 151 from a thrown out wallet.

#

h0rrorbus1ness

You work as a snake milker and earn Cash 71

#

h0rrorbus1ness

You're caught watching illegal Russian movies and slapped with a hefty Cash 514 fine

sacred jungle Mar 24, 2026, 8:13 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 8:13 AM

#

h0rrorbus1ness

You managed to get with a famous actress for Cash 322

cobalt tartan Mar 24, 2026, 10:17 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 10:17 AM

#

halrirae

You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got Cash 182!

cobalt tartan Mar 24, 2026, 10:27 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 10:27 AM

#

halrirae

You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn Cash 86

#

halrirae

You work as a bed warmer and earn Cash 138

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 10:59 AM

#

halrirae

You bake cupcakes and receive Cash 98

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 11:14 AM

#

halrirae

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned Cash 191.

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 11:31 AM

#

halrirae

You have worked in the prison gardens for Cash 153

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 12:57 PM

#

halrirae

You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you Cash 192 for your hard work

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 1:35 PM

#

_emo_jesus_

You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you Cash 192 for your work.

worldly patio Mar 24, 2026, 1:35 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 1:35 PM

#

_emo_jesus_

You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid Cash 162

cobalt tartan Mar 24, 2026, 3:18 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 3:18 PM

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halrirae

You work as a Penguinologist and earn Cash 51

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halrirae

You work as a professional apologiser and earn Cash 178

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_emo_jesus_

You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of Cash 158.

worldly patio Mar 24, 2026, 3:40 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 3:40 PM

#

_emo_jesus_

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you Cash 137 to stop because that's weird.

cobalt tartan Mar 24, 2026, 3:52 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 3:52 PM

#

halrirae

You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid Cash 112.

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 4:07 PM

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halrirae

You work as a children's toy tester and earn Cash 192

cobalt tartan Mar 24, 2026, 4:18 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 4:18 PM

#

halrirae

You participate in a psychological experiment and earn Cash 116 for your participation.

cobalt tartan Mar 24, 2026, 4:42 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 4:42 PM

#

halrirae

You work as a streamer and gain Cash 98 from donations

#

arfurmorgan

You sell V-bucks and make Cash 162!

gentle elk Mar 24, 2026, 4:48 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 4:48 PM

#

arfurmorgan

You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you Cash 291!

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 5:23 PM

#

halrirae

You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you Cash 184.

cobalt tartan Mar 24, 2026, 5:31 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 5:31 PM

#

halrirae

stopwatch You cannot work for 2 minutes and 29 seconds.

#

halrirae

You suggest something good and get rewarded Cash 84

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arthur12_pt_93567

You try to crash a wedding but are body slammed into the wedding cake. You pay Cash 606 for the damage.

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arthur12_pt_93567

You were caught attempting to rob halrirae, and have been fined Cash 284.

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arthur12_pt_93567

You take your cat for a walk and gain Cash 127

#

_emo_jesus_

You help clean up the local theater. You find Cash 122 strewn about between the seats!

worldly patio Mar 24, 2026, 5:39 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 5:39 PM

#

_emo_jesus_

You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay Cash 153 for violating the stay-at-home order.

#

_emo_jesus_

You lock pick a random house and steal some jewelry and sell it for Cash 436

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halrirae

You work as a pilot and earn Cash 110

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_emo_jesus_

You work as a snake milker and earn Cash 98

#

halrirae

You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you Cash 147

cobalt tartan Mar 24, 2026, 6:25 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 6:25 PM

#

halrirae

You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for Cash 85.

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 6:46 PM

#

deck250

You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you Cash 60 for a good job.

brazen perch Mar 24, 2026, 6:46 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 6:47 PM

#

deck250

You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job Cash 211

#

deck250

You were caught attempting to rob halrirae, and have been fined Cash 582.

#

_emo_jesus_

You work as a human statue and earn Cash 167

worldly patio Mar 24, 2026, 6:49 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 6:49 PM

#

_emo_jesus_

You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned Cash 124.

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 7:17 PM

#

arfurmorgan

You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for Cash 164.

gentle elk Mar 24, 2026, 7:18 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 7:18 PM

#

arfurmorgan

You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined Cash 287.

gentle elk Mar 24, 2026, 7:18 PM

#

BRO

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 9:52 PM

#

waterbottle_46

You have worked in the prison gardens for Cash 200

#

waterbottle_46

You were caught stealing a bike and have been fined Cash 447.

proven cedar Mar 24, 2026, 9:52 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 9:52 PM

#

waterbottle_46

You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing Cash 356 to resolve your burnt skin.

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 10:34 PM

#

_emo_jesus_

You work as the head of potatoes and earn Cash 85

worldly patio Mar 24, 2026, 10:34 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 10:34 PM

#

_emo_jesus_

You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated Cash 232 to your Patreon!

dusky ocean Mar 24, 2026, 11:04 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 11:04 PM

#

mialcv

You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for Cash 323.

#

mialcv

You work as a circus clown and earn Cash 139.

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 11:31 PM

#

miaskygarden

Your money laundering scheme has backfired. After serving your sentence, you must re-pay Cash 200 back as restitution.

floral obsidian Mar 24, 2026, 11:31 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 24, 2026, 11:31 PM

#

miaskygarden

You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn Cash 151.

#

miaskygarden

A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you Cash 125.

#

miaskygarden

You attempted to rob deck250, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

silent galeBOT Mar 25, 2026, 1:41 AM

#

mialcv

You work as a professional worker and earn Cash 139.

#

mialcv

You hack into a celebrity's social media account and sell access to it for Cash 533.

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arfurmorgan

You work as a professional wine taster and earn Cash 134.

silent galeBOT Mar 25, 2026, 2:39 AM

#

_emo_jesus_

You do some work around the house for Cash 78

worldly patio Mar 25, 2026, 2:39 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 25, 2026, 2:39 AM

#

_emo_jesus_

You licked SpongeBob's feet for Cash 215!

#

halrirae

You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for Cash 52

silent galeBOT Mar 25, 2026, 3:55 AM

#

arfurmorgan

You work as a fake bus passenger and earn Cash 181 for filling up empty seats on the bus.

gentle elk Mar 25, 2026, 3:56 AM

#

/SLUT

silent galeBOT Mar 25, 2026, 3:56 AM

#

arfurmorgan

Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn Cash 253

#

halrirae

After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you Cash 103, it must be your lucky day!

silent galeBOT Mar 25, 2026, 4:27 AM

#

halrirae

You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you Cash 50 for a good job.

#

arfurmorgan

You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned Cash 126.

silent galeBOT Mar 25, 2026, 5:24 AM

#

halrirae

You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make Cash 132 for your vivid imagination.

#

halrirae

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got Cash 75 I think...

silent galeBOT Mar 25, 2026, 6:59 AM

#

halrirae

You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make Cash 198 for your entertaining bedtime stories.

silent galeBOT Mar 25, 2026, 8:43 AM

#

arfurmorgan

You got cloned for science. You earned Cash 159

gentle elk Mar 25, 2026, 8:43 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 25, 2026, 8:43 AM

#

arfurmorgan

You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with Cash 333.

silent galeBOT Mar 25, 2026, 10:22 AM

#

halrirae

You take your cat for a walk and gain Cash 127

silent galeBOT Mar 25, 2026, 1:14 PM

#

_emo_jesus_

You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for Cash 118.

worldly patio Mar 25, 2026, 1:15 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 25, 2026, 1:15 PM

#

_emo_jesus_

You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you Cash 201 after.

silent galeBOT Mar 25, 2026, 2:20 PM

#

_emo_jesus_

You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth Cash 155!

worldly patio Mar 25, 2026, 2:20 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 25, 2026, 2:20 PM

#

_emo_jesus_

You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes Cash 142 from you.

silent galeBOT Mar 25, 2026, 3:01 PM

#

halrirae

You work as a personal shopper and earn Cash 83

#

_emo_jesus_

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you Cash 64.

worldly patio Mar 25, 2026, 3:06 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 25, 2026, 3:06 PM

#

_emo_jesus_

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 14 minutes and 11 seconds.

silent galeBOT Mar 25, 2026, 3:27 PM

#

t_rex1_2_3

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned Cash 150.

#

t_rex1_2_3

You were caught poaching endangered wildlife and have been fined Cash 440.

#

t_rex1_2_3

You were caught attempting to rob emo_jesus, and have been fined Cash 10.

#

_emo_jesus_

You work hard all day and your boss pays you Cash 78 after the pizzeria closes down.

worldly patio Mar 25, 2026, 3:38 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 25, 2026, 3:38 PM

#

_emo_jesus_

You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with Cash 226.

silent galeBOT Mar 25, 2026, 3:54 PM

#

t_rex1_2_3

You worked at the office overtime for Cash 151

silent galeBOT Mar 25, 2026, 4:13 PM

#

halrirae

You have worked in the prison gardens for Cash 65

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_emo_jesus_

You got cloned for science. You earned Cash 187

#

jaxmrjax7660

You dig around in your yard and gain Cash 59

north scaffold Mar 25, 2026, 4:20 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 25, 2026, 4:20 PM

#

jaxmrjax7660

You post nudes on the internet for Cash 305

#

_emo_jesus_

You work as a lubricant tester and earn Cash 87

#

halrirae

You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid Cash 170!

#

_emo_jesus_

You walk dogs for Cash 59.

worldly patio Mar 25, 2026, 4:39 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 25, 2026, 4:39 PM

#

_emo_jesus_

You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined Cash 199

cobalt tartan Mar 25, 2026, 4:42 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 25, 2026, 4:42 PM

#

halrirae

You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you Cash 173 for the hard work

#

jaxmrjax7660

You work as a professional sleeper and earn Cash 154

cobalt tartan Mar 25, 2026, 4:52 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 25, 2026, 4:52 PM

#

halrirae

You take your cat for a walk and gain Cash 155

silent galeBOT Mar 25, 2026, 5:13 PM

#

_emo_jesus_

You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you Cash 104 when you got back home

silent galeBOT Mar 25, 2026, 5:41 PM

#

_emo_jesus_

You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in Cash 195

worldly patio Mar 25, 2026, 5:41 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 25, 2026, 5:41 PM

#

_emo_jesus_

You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay Cash 244 for violating the stay-at-home order.

#

_emo_jesus_

You failed to steal and the cops found you, you were fined Cash 688

#

_emo_jesus_

You work as a taxi driver and earn Cash 103

silent galeBOT Mar 25, 2026, 6:28 PM

#

sirpebble323

You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got Cash 97 for your efforts!

#

sirpebble323

You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make Cash 112 for your expertise in unicorn management.

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_emo_jesus_

You dig around in your yard and gain Cash 59

worldly patio Mar 25, 2026, 6:43 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 25, 2026, 6:43 PM

#

_emo_jesus_

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives Cash 337

#

sirpebble323

You did a crime and got Cash 288 from it :/

radiant mango Mar 25, 2026, 6:47 PM

#

Oh huzzah!

silent galeBOT Mar 25, 2026, 6:53 PM

#

sirpebble323

You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make Cash 84 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.

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_emo_jesus_

You work as a taxi driver and earn Cash 127

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sirpebble323

You put your nose to the grindstone and earned Cash 156.

#

_emo_jesus_

You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you Cash 60

north scaffold Mar 25, 2026, 7:33 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 25, 2026, 7:33 PM

#

jaxmrjax7660

You work as a help desk technician and earn Cash 109

#

beniu2004

You did some odd jobs in the city and earned Cash 125. Good job!

#

sirpebble323

You got out of bed. Have Cash 77

silent galeBOT Mar 25, 2026, 8:06 PM

#

t_rex1_2_3

You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made Cash 191

silent galeBOT Mar 25, 2026, 8:45 PM

#

sirpebble323

You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you Cash 77 for a good job.

#

chronella

You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid Cash 159 for doing his job.

#

chronella

During the escape, the police catch up with your gang and confiscate Cash 577 from you.

stray quiver Mar 25, 2026, 8:51 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 25, 2026, 8:51 PM

#

chronella

You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined Cash 275.

silent galeBOT Mar 25, 2026, 9:48 PM

#

jeffrey_mc.cheese

You participate in a psychological experiment and earn Cash 192 for your participation.

#

jeffrey_mc.cheese

You got caught stealing cheese wheels and are fined Cash 192

magic venture Mar 25, 2026, 9:48 PM

#

/rob user:@north scaffold

silent galeBOT Mar 25, 2026, 9:48 PM

#

jeffrey_mc.cheese

xmark Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

#

jeffrey_mc.cheese

You robbed Cash 87 from jaxmrjax7660.

#

sirpebble323

You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you Cash 60 when you got back home

#

cabrita_molona

You work as a water slide tester and earn Cash 97

hexed tundra Mar 25, 2026, 9:59 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 25, 2026, 9:59 PM

#

cabrita_molona

You licked SpongeBob's feet for Cash 178!

hexed tundra Mar 25, 2026, 10:00 PM

#

silent gale

shock

silent galeBOT Mar 26, 2026, 12:37 AM

#

halrirae

You work as a professional snail racer and win Cash 190

silent galeBOT Mar 26, 2026, 1:45 AM

#

halrirae

You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly Cash 131 was earned.

silent galeBOT Mar 26, 2026, 2:10 AM

#

mialcv

You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid Cash 157 to dust off dinosaur fossils.

silent galeBOT Mar 26, 2026, 3:11 AM

#

halrirae

You work as a streamer and gain Cash 101 from donations

silent galeBOT Mar 26, 2026, 4:06 AM

#

t_rex1_2_3

You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid Cash 173

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halrirae

You find Cash 56 randomly lying in the gutter

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t_rex1_2_3

You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning Cash 99.

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halrirae

You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received Cash 96 from your peers.

#

t_rex1_2_3

You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in Cash 165

#

arfurmorgan

You work as a police officer and earn Cash 84

gentle elk Mar 26, 2026, 4:39 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 26, 2026, 4:39 AM

#

arfurmorgan

You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned Cash 277.

gentle elk Mar 26, 2026, 4:39 AM

#

yeouch

silent galeBOT Mar 26, 2026, 4:51 AM

#

sirpebble323

After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you Cash 174, it must be your lucky day!

radiant mango Mar 26, 2026, 4:52 AM

#

💖 Sweet old lady. 👵

pliant oyster Mar 26, 2026, 5:38 AM

#

Guys how I do get a role?

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I see ppl collecting their role incomes

silent galeBOT Mar 26, 2026, 5:39 AM

#

t_rex1_2_3

You work as a professional wine taster and earn Cash 171.

silent galeBOT Mar 26, 2026, 6:04 AM

#

t_rex1_2_3

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you Cash 190

silent galeBOT Mar 26, 2026, 6:32 AM

#

r3m4r6bu

You work as an engineer and earn Cash 190

glass gyro Mar 26, 2026, 6:32 AM

#

/dep all

silent galeBOT Mar 26, 2026, 7:31 AM

#

sirpebble323

You develop games for a living and earn Cash 116.

silent galeBOT Mar 26, 2026, 8:24 AM

#

sirpebble323

You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got Cash 118!

silent galeBOT Mar 26, 2026, 8:47 AM

#

halrirae

You sell your crab for Cash 196, you monster

silent galeBOT Mar 26, 2026, 9:23 AM

#

r3m4r6bu

You bought and sold items and profited Cash 144

glass gyro Mar 26, 2026, 9:27 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 26, 2026, 9:27 AM

#

r3m4r6bu

You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost Cash 142.

#

r3m4r6bu

You hacked google and stole Cash 273.

silent galeBOT Mar 26, 2026, 10:14 AM

#

r3m4r6bu

You get a commission request, the payment is Cash 179.

cobalt tartan Mar 26, 2026, 10:33 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 26, 2026, 10:33 AM

#

halrirae

You sold fish sandwiches and earned Cash 114 in profits

brazen perch Mar 26, 2026, 11:01 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 26, 2026, 11:01 AM

#

deck250

Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn Cash 321

#

deck250

You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned Cash 135!

#

deck250

You were caught attempting to rob sirpebble323, and have been fined Cash 644.

silent galeBOT Mar 26, 2026, 12:39 PM

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halrirae

You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned Cash 171.

#

t_rex1_2_3

You suggest something good and get rewarded Cash 86

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t_rex1_2_3

You trip on a banana on your getaway, and get busted for Cash 661!

#

_emo_jesus_

You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid Cash 162!

worldly patio Mar 26, 2026, 12:57 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 26, 2026, 12:57 PM

#

_emo_jesus_

You rake in Cash 375, but your butthole will never be the same...

silent galeBOT Mar 26, 2026, 2:52 PM

#

t_rex1_2_3

You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got Cash 162.

#

_emo_jesus_

You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn Cash 88

worldly patio Mar 26, 2026, 2:54 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 26, 2026, 2:54 PM

#

_emo_jesus_

You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for Cash 262

pliant oyster Mar 26, 2026, 3:02 PM

#

silent gale

Aint no way🥀🥀

silent galeBOT Mar 26, 2026, 3:03 PM

#

t_rex1_2_3

You develop games for a living and earn Cash 164.

#

t_rex1_2_3

A drunk man pays you Cash 166 to walk backwards.

#

_emo_jesus_

Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you Cash 88 .

worldly patio Mar 26, 2026, 3:16 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 26, 2026, 3:16 PM

#

_emo_jesus_

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 37 minutes and 53 seconds.

#

halrirae

You work as a water slide tester and earn Cash 151

#

t_rex1_2_3

You work as a lubricant tester and earn Cash 80

silent galeBOT Mar 26, 2026, 3:49 PM

#

halrirae

You work as an eel ecologist and earn Cash 107

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t_rex1_2_3

You work as a pumpkin picker Cash 112

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t_rex1_2_3

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mialcv

You work as a professional sleeper and earn Cash 166

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halrirae

You work as a child birth educator and earn Cash 191

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t_rex1_2_3

You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn Cash 194

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halrirae

You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn Cash 58 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.

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t_rex1_2_3

You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned Cash 76

silent galeBOT Mar 26, 2026, 5:04 PM

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t_rex1_2_3

You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you Cash 84 for your hard work

silent galeBOT Mar 26, 2026, 5:24 PM

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t_rex1_2_3

You battled and gained Cash 129.

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deerofmalice

You work as an egg and earn Cash 55

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t_rex1_2_3

You work as a bounty hunter and earn Cash 167

old flax Mar 26, 2026, 5:37 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 26, 2026, 5:37 PM

#

deerofmalice

You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you Cash 345 and maybe chlamydia.

#

cabrita_molona

You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you Cash 149

hexed tundra Mar 26, 2026, 5:46 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 26, 2026, 5:46 PM

#

cabrita_molona

You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent Cash 200 on medical bills.

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t_rex1_2_3

You work as crisis actor and earn Cash 158.

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t_rex1_2_3

You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn Cash 59

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t_rex1_2_3

A drunk man pays you Cash 52 to walk backwards.

silent galeBOT Mar 26, 2026, 6:38 PM

#

arfurmorgan

You worked for the Police and earned Cash 106

gentle elk Mar 26, 2026, 6:38 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 26, 2026, 6:38 PM

#

arfurmorgan

Damn! Those hips don't lie here's Cash 338

silent galeBOT Mar 26, 2026, 7:02 PM

#

t_rex1_2_3

You work as a professional tea taster and earn Cash 104 for tasting different types of tea.

silent galeBOT Mar 26, 2026, 7:25 PM

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t_rex1_2_3

You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned Cash 193

silent galeBOT Mar 26, 2026, 7:50 PM

#

t_rex1_2_3

You made a great pun! Take this Cash 127.

silent galeBOT Mar 26, 2026, 8:38 PM

#

t_rex1_2_3

You work as a Penguinologist and earn Cash 56

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t_rex1_2_3

You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn Cash 102

#

bee_.ds

You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid Cash 109 and given a bottle of wine.

silent galeBOT Mar 26, 2026, 9:22 PM

#

t_rex1_2_3

You help clean up the local theater. You find Cash 123 strewn about between the seats!

#

t_rex1_2_3

You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for Cash 51

#

t_rex1_2_3

You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned Cash 81. The students loved you!

silent galeBOT Mar 26, 2026, 10:47 PM

#

arfurmorgan

You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find Cash 80 stashed inside one of them.

gentle elk Mar 26, 2026, 10:47 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 26, 2026, 10:47 PM

#

arfurmorgan

You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost Cash 217

gentle elk Mar 26, 2026, 10:47 PM

#

FUCK

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 1:23 AM

#

halrirae

You repair the arcade machines and receive Cash 157

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 2:12 AM

#

halrirae

You work as an elephant dresser and earn Cash 182

#

halrirae

You take part in a Civil War battle and earn Cash 182 for your team winning!

#

homeboyfreddyy

You work as a bounty hunter and earn Cash 150

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 2:47 AM

#

halrirae

You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid Cash 137 and given a bottle of wine.

#

sirpebble323

You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned Cash 116.

radiant mango Mar 27, 2026, 2:51 AM

#

Well, that’s very generous.

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 3:00 AM

#

halrirae

A drunk man pays you Cash 71 to walk backwards.

#

halrirae

You work as a bride kidnapper and earn Cash 157

#

t_rex1_2_3

You work as a professional worker and earn Cash 96.

#

sirpebble323

You have a successful YouTube channel and make Cash 74 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue

#

t_rex1_2_3

You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make Cash 129 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.

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halrirae

You walk dogs for Cash 111.

#

sirpebble323

You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned Cash 100

radiant mango Mar 27, 2026, 3:51 AM

#

Sorry, madam… I don’t quite oscillate that way.

Thanks for the cash money, though!

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 3:56 AM

#

t_rex1_2_3

You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you Cash 96.

#

_emo_jesus_

You're an expert in conspiracy theories and spend your days spreading wild stories on social media. You make Cash 177 from your gullible followers.

worldly patio Mar 27, 2026, 3:57 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 3:57 AM

#

xmark An unexpected error occurred executing this command.

worldly patio Mar 27, 2026, 3:57 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 3:57 AM

#

_emo_jesus_

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 39 seconds.

worldly patio Mar 27, 2026, 3:57 AM

#

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#

It didnt work first time tho ;<;

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 4:06 AM

#

halrirae

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you Cash 150.

#

t_rex1_2_3

You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn Cash 74

#

halrirae

You work as a vibration consultant and earn Cash 87

#

t_rex1_2_3

You found Cash 117 lying on the floor in General Chat!

#

halrirae

You work as a street performer and earn Cash 137

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 4:54 AM

#

sirpebble323

You are paid Cash 154 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.

#

t_rex1_2_3

You work as a parkour specialist and earn Cash 200

#

halrirae

One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for Cash 53

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 5:22 AM

#

halrirae

You serve the customers and receive Cash 191

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 5:39 AM

#

halrirae

You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you Cash 130

#

t_rex1_2_3

Someone came and performed a play. They gave you Cash 151 for watching.

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 6:11 AM

#

t_rex1_2_3

You work as the head of elephants and earn Cash 69

north scaffold Mar 27, 2026, 6:18 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 6:18 AM

#

jaxmrjax7660

You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received Cash 310 from the men.

#

jaxmrjax7660

You work as an iceberg mover and earn Cash 128

pliant oyster Mar 27, 2026, 6:21 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 6:21 AM

#

t_rex1_2_3

You hooked up with a couple of guys for Cash 320

pliant oyster Mar 27, 2026, 6:21 AM

#

Holy hell

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 6:21 AM

#

jaxmrjax7660

You lock pick a random house and steal some jewelry and sell it for Cash 399

#

r3m4r6bu

You steal your neighbour's garden gnome and sell it on eBay for Cash 423

glass gyro Mar 27, 2026, 6:28 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 6:28 AM

#

r3m4r6bu

You whip it out and manage to rake in Cash 245

pliant oyster Mar 27, 2026, 7:39 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 7:39 AM

#

t_rex1_2_3

Your friend pays you Cash 240 for you to worship her feet

#

halrirae

You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make Cash 89 just for playing that song, so nice pick!

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 8:13 AM

#

arfurmorgan

You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn Cash 62

gentle elk Mar 27, 2026, 8:13 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 8:13 AM

#

arfurmorgan

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you Cash 374 for the night.

#

halrirae

You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of Cash 143.

static oracle Mar 27, 2026, 8:22 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 8:22 AM

#

alex_894.

You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of Cash 16.

#

alex_894.

You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of Cash 0!

#

alex_894.

You robbed Cash 5 from jaxmrjax7660.

#

alex_894.

You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn Cash 163

cobalt tartan Mar 27, 2026, 8:40 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 8:40 AM

#

halrirae

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#

halrirae

You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn Cash 193

#

t_rex1_2_3

You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make Cash 114 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.

pliant oyster Mar 27, 2026, 9:23 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 9:23 AM

#

t_rex1_2_3

You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather Cash 344 in total.

#

t_rex1_2_3

You were caught attempting to rob halrirae, and have been fined Cash 257.

#

t_rex1_2_3

You steal your grandma's purse, and find Cash 287 and some butterscotch candy.

#

t_rex1_2_3

You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn Cash 88, albeit reluctantly.

pliant oyster Mar 27, 2026, 9:35 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 9:35 AM

#

t_rex1_2_3

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 48 minutes and 9 seconds.

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 11:05 AM

#

halrirae

You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid Cash 81.

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 11:22 AM

#

halrirae

You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth Cash 117.

pliant oyster Mar 27, 2026, 12:11 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 12:11 PM

#

t_rex1_2_3

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you Cash 395 for the good time.

pliant oyster Mar 27, 2026, 12:11 PM

#

Uhm

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 12:14 PM

#

mrmageman

You robbed a grocery store and got Cash 316

#

mrmageman

You attempted to rob t_rex1_2_3, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

#

mrmageman

You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid Cash 66 for sorting jelly beans by color.

#

halrirae

You work as an onion chopper and get paid Cash 111 for chopping onions in a restaurant.

#

mrmageman

You work as a professional cock fighter and earn Cash 169

pliant oyster Mar 27, 2026, 12:54 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 12:54 PM

#

t_rex1_2_3

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 17 minutes and 14 seconds.

#

t_rex1_2_3

You work as an iceberg mover and earn Cash 184

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 1:23 PM

#

halrirae

You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make Cash 82 for spreading joy and happiness.

#

_emo_jesus_

You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for Cash 179.

worldly patio Mar 27, 2026, 1:35 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 1:35 PM

#

_emo_jesus_

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you Cash 269.

#

halrirae

You work hard all day and your boss pays you Cash 149 after the pizzeria closes down.

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 1:59 PM

#

halrirae

You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid Cash 182 for it.

#

_emo_jesus_

You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn Cash 172

pliant oyster Mar 27, 2026, 2:21 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 2:21 PM

#

t_rex1_2_3

That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent Cash 156 to your Patreon

#

t_rex1_2_3

You develop games and earn Cash 102.

#

t_rex1_2_3

You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn Cash 82

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 2:52 PM

#

halrirae

You work as a smarties expert and earn Cash 151

pliant oyster Mar 27, 2026, 2:53 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 2:53 PM

#

t_rex1_2_3

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 28 minutes and 24 seconds.

#

t_rex1_2_3

Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain Cash 62 though.

#

halrirae

You work as a street performer and earn Cash 144

#

jaxmrjax7660

You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you Cash 62

north scaffold Mar 27, 2026, 3:12 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 3:12 PM

#

jaxmrjax7660

You managed to get with a famous actress for Cash 397

cinder flower Mar 27, 2026, 3:39 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 3:39 PM

#

alexsystemmoney

You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with Cash 242.

cinder flower Mar 27, 2026, 3:39 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 3:39 PM

#

alexsystemmoney

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 47 seconds.

pliant oyster Mar 27, 2026, 4:07 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 4:07 PM

#

t_rex1_2_3

Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of Cash 145!

#

t_rex1_2_3

You work as a children's toy tester and earn Cash 94

worldly patio Mar 27, 2026, 4:25 PM

#

/wprk

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 4:25 PM

#

_emo_jesus_

The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of Cash 138 off your new game.

worldly patio Mar 27, 2026, 4:25 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 4:25 PM

#

_emo_jesus_

You get Cash 222 through donations on your cam stream.

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 4:52 PM

#

cool_guy_67

You found Cash 151 lying on the floor in General Chat!

#

cool_guy_67

You've been asked to steal the last tiramisu from the kitchen, you got Cash 382 for a job well done.

sharp bane Mar 27, 2026, 4:52 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 4:52 PM

#

cool_guy_67

Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you Cash 182!

#

t_rex1_2_3

You repair the lights and receive Cash 95

#

arfurmorgan

You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn Cash 75.

gentle elk Mar 27, 2026, 4:56 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 4:56 PM

#

arfurmorgan

Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay Cash 383 for surgery.

gentle elk Mar 27, 2026, 4:56 PM

#

demoncat

pliant oyster Mar 27, 2026, 4:58 PM

#

Uhm

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 4:59 PM

#

jaxmrjax7660

You got featured and won Cash 145

north scaffold Mar 27, 2026, 4:59 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 4:59 PM

#

jaxmrjax7660

You do a good deepthroating and earn Cash 270 from the client

pliant oyster Mar 27, 2026, 5:18 PM

#

cowboy_sob

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 5:18 PM

#

t_rex1_2_3

You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received Cash 197 from your peers.

pliant oyster Mar 27, 2026, 5:18 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 5:18 PM

#

t_rex1_2_3

You fucked up, and have been fined Cash 182

pliant oyster Mar 27, 2026, 5:19 PM

#

Tf

cerulean hinge Mar 27, 2026, 5:22 PM

#

yo what is this section

#

holy dihhhh

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 5:46 PM

#

t_rex1_2_3

You work as a serial murderer... and earn Cash 73

#

_emo_jesus_

Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain Cash 106 though.

worldly patio Mar 27, 2026, 5:56 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 5:56 PM

#

_emo_jesus_

You sell naked photos of yourself online for Cash 238.

pliant oyster Mar 27, 2026, 6:18 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 6:18 PM

#

t_rex1_2_3

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 30 seconds.

#

t_rex1_2_3

You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid Cash 177

pliant oyster Mar 27, 2026, 6:20 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 6:20 PM

#

t_rex1_2_3

The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with Cash 377.

#

_emo_jesus_

You work as a professional snail racer and win Cash 185

worldly patio Mar 27, 2026, 6:28 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 6:28 PM

#

_emo_jesus_

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 28 minutes and 19 seconds.

worldly patio Mar 27, 2026, 6:28 PM

#

aw

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 6:31 PM

#

t_rex1_2_3

You work as a human statue and earn Cash 128

#

sirpebble323

You work as a pumpkin picker Cash 152

radiant mango Mar 27, 2026, 6:42 PM

#

Time to try something new.

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 6:42 PM

#

sirpebble323

Your pimp gives you an extra Cash 331

radiant mango Mar 27, 2026, 6:42 PM

#

Holy banque!

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 6:51 PM

#

t_rex1_2_3

You work as crisis actor and earn Cash 108.

#

sirpebble323

You work as a professional cuddler and earn Cash 121

radiant mango Mar 27, 2026, 6:54 PM

#

Aww. I could use that. 🥰

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 7:08 PM

#

_emo_jesus_

You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn Cash 90

worldly patio Mar 27, 2026, 7:08 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 7:08 PM

#

_emo_jesus_

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives Cash 322

pliant oyster Mar 27, 2026, 7:23 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 7:23 PM

#

t_rex1_2_3

You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received Cash 226 from the men.

pliant oyster Mar 27, 2026, 7:23 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 7:23 PM

#

t_rex1_2_3

You help clean a horses stable for Cash 149

#

t_rex1_2_3

You eat pizza with pineapple. Disgrace. Fined Cash 444

#

burntspleen

You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you Cash 188.

#

burntspleen

You tried to put the milk before the cereal and were put in jail for your heinous acts, you have to pay Cash 389 for bail!

rich arch Mar 27, 2026, 7:33 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 7:33 PM

#

burntspleen

You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined Cash 356

#

burntspleen

You were caught attempting to rob h0rrorbus1ness, and have been fined Cash 356.

rich arch Mar 27, 2026, 7:34 PM

#

😭

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 7:39 PM

#

_emo_jesus_

You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make Cash 107!

worldly patio Mar 27, 2026, 7:39 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 7:39 PM

#

_emo_jesus_

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 28 minutes and 33 seconds.

worldly patio Mar 27, 2026, 7:39 PM

#

awww

pliant oyster Mar 27, 2026, 8:20 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 8:20 PM

#

t_rex1_2_3

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 3 minutes and 4 seconds.

pliant oyster Mar 27, 2026, 8:20 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 8:20 PM

#

t_rex1_2_3

You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got Cash 126.

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 8:40 PM

#

lemon1100

You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found Cash 103 on the way back home!

pliant oyster Mar 27, 2026, 9:04 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 9:04 PM

#

t_rex1_2_3

You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned Cash 282

#

t_rex1_2_3

You walk dogs for Cash 170.

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 9:21 PM

#

sirpebble323

You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn Cash 62

radiant mango Mar 27, 2026, 9:21 PM

#

Ew. Like I’d work in the food industry… 😒

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 9:22 PM

#

sirpebble323

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was Cash 121 in a baggie next to you.

radiant mango Mar 27, 2026, 9:23 PM

#

Repulsive, but better-paying than McDonald’s. 😭

fallen kayak Mar 27, 2026, 9:52 PM

#

!work

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 9:52 PM

#

some_super_hero

You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for Cash 52.

fallen kayak Mar 27, 2026, 9:52 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 9:52 PM

#

some_super_hero

You work as a lubricant tester and earn Cash 305.

#

some_super_hero

You robbed a bank and secured Cash 674.

#

delirious12109

You serve the customers and receive Cash 89

#

squeakybeeper

You were caught not helping to commit the crime, and just sitting on your lazy ass on Discord.
For this you've been fined Cash 200

dusky ocean Mar 27, 2026, 10:43 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 10:43 PM

#

mialcv

You whip it out and manage to rake in Cash 280

gentle elk Mar 27, 2026, 10:43 PM

#

horsehuh

dusky ocean Mar 27, 2026, 10:43 PM

#

HAHAHHA TAKE THAT

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 10:43 PM

#

mialcv

You drive women to the store for Cash 70

gentle elk Mar 27, 2026, 10:43 PM

#

FACK

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 11:03 PM

#

arfurmorgan

Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found Cash 136

gentle elk Mar 27, 2026, 11:03 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 27, 2026, 11:03 PM

#

arfurmorgan

Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged Cash 149 for their medical fees.

dusky ocean Mar 28, 2026, 1:06 AM

#

gentle elk /slut

HAHHA

silent galeBOT Mar 28, 2026, 1:06 AM

#

mialcv

You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make Cash 146 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.

worn quartz Mar 28, 2026, 1:26 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 28, 2026, 1:26 AM

#

noahmb09

You suck some toes and earn Cash 337

silent galeBOT Mar 28, 2026, 2:01 AM

#

sirpebble323

You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for Cash 129

silent galeBOT Mar 28, 2026, 2:24 AM

#

mialcv

You work as a caterpillar walker and earn Cash 180 for walking caterpillars on leaves.

#

arfurmorgan

You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you Cash 77

gentle elk Mar 28, 2026, 2:30 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 28, 2026, 2:30 AM

#

arfurmorgan

Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined Cash 314

gentle elk Mar 28, 2026, 2:30 AM

#

BRO

silent galeBOT Mar 28, 2026, 2:30 AM

#

arfurmorgan

You attempted to divide by zero, destroying the world and losing Cash 579 to restore your save file.

gentle elk Mar 28, 2026, 2:30 AM

#

FUUCUKK

pliant oyster Mar 28, 2026, 2:35 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 28, 2026, 2:35 AM

#

t_rex1_2_3

You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took Cash 111 from you.

#

t_rex1_2_3

You worked as a businessman and earned Cash 80

silent galeBOT Mar 28, 2026, 2:55 AM

#

t_rex1_2_3

You work as a professional apologiser and earn Cash 171

#

_emo_jesus_

You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly Cash 174

worldly patio Mar 28, 2026, 3:08 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 28, 2026, 3:08 AM

#

_emo_jesus_

You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as Cash 257!

#

t_rex1_2_3

You worked as a businessman and earned Cash 176

silent galeBOT Mar 28, 2026, 4:53 AM

#

halrirae

You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn Cash 123

silent galeBOT Mar 28, 2026, 5:39 AM

#

halrirae

You work as a sewer inspector and earn Cash 78

#

halrirae

You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn Cash 124

silent galeBOT Mar 28, 2026, 6:06 AM

#

halrirae

You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn Cash 62

#

t_rex1_2_3

You work as a janitor and earn Cash 138

pliant oyster Mar 28, 2026, 6:13 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 28, 2026, 6:13 AM

#

t_rex1_2_3

You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up Cash 132

silent galeBOT Mar 28, 2026, 6:40 AM

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/slut

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/slut

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lemon1100

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/work

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/slut

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halrirae

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/slut

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/work

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/slut

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t_rex1_2_3

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halrirae

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/slut

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