back-room

[jagged trail]

/slut

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn 387 and a sore ass.

Reply #636007

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You work as a professional cuddler and earn 148

Reply #33

[muted mirage]

/work

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got 117!

Reply #636259

[muted mirage]

/crime

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You jump the old lady walking down the street. She had 347 on her.

Reply #636020

[muted mirage]

/slut

[silent gale]

rapzigon

Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him 388.

Reply #635908

[glacial hearth]

Hello

[plain parrot]

/slut

[silent gale]

ssoap.s

You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to 5.

Reply #636479

[ornate idol]

/work

[silent gale]

ayoitsalyssa

You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for 170

Reply #636397

[muted mirage]

/work

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid 152

Reply #636420

[muted mirage]

/crime

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You were caught trying to rob the owner, and have been given a 340 fine!

Reply #636310

[muted mirage]

/slut

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives 221

Reply #635907

[hexed tundra]

/work

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

You work as a cookie cutter and earn 68.

Reply #636055

[hexed tundra]

/slut

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay 202 for surgery.

Reply #636271

[tight wagon]

/work

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You worked in the cafeteria and have earned 80

Reply #636469

[tight wagon]

/slut

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost 295

Reply #636342

[tight wagon]

/crime

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You were caught driving under the influence of drugs and have been fined 533.

Reply #4910532

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid 108.

Reply #55462

[plain parrot]

/crime

[silent gale]

ssoap.s

You tried to steal some toilet paper, but got caught by the mob, you got fined 7 and lost all your toilet paper.

Reply #834285

[toxic steppe]

/crime

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

Target catches you stealing their goods and charges you 542 of stolen merchandise

Reply #636272

[toxic steppe]

/slut

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

Your condom supply runs out and you pay 194 to restock.

Reply #636003

[toxic steppe]

/work

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make 160 for your skills in temporal navigation.

Reply #4910392

[lyric crane]

/slut

[silent gale]

baconboi_23728

You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay 9 to get it out

Reply #636477

[lyric crane]

/work

[silent gale]

baconboi_23728

You work as a pumpkin picker 177

Reply #6069

[lyric crane]

/crime

[silent gale]

baconboi_23728

You tried to help someone with a bot, but they were greedy and stole 177 from you!

Reply #204337

[lyric crane]

Grrr

[tight wagon]

/work

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid 118 for streaming it online.

Reply #4910427

[tight wagon]

/crime

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You get caught breaking the parking meter machines and are fined 429

Reply #636106

[tight wagon]

/slut

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You rake in 184, but your butthole will never be the same...

Reply #635984

[tight wagon]

/work

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you 149, as it was originally their job

Reply #636304

[tight wagon]

/slut

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You cannot be a slut for 37 minutes and 47 seconds.

[tight wagon]

/work

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and 60. Good job.

Reply #636285

[rain hinge]

/work

[silent gale]

beniu2004

You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn 77

Reply #32

[stuck viper]

/work

[silent gale]

hliasskg

You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make 129 for your expertise in marine mammal training.

Reply #4910405

[grave cairn]

/work

[silent gale]

ironwiz

Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of 166 😃

Reply #636401

[grave cairn]

/slut

[silent gale]

ironwiz

You do a good deepthroating and earn 227 from the client

Reply #636526

[grave cairn]

/crime

[silent gale]

ironwiz

You got caught speeding, your ticket comes to 460

Reply #636019

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You work as an Irish dancer and earn 134

Reply #14

[stray quiver]

/crime

[silent gale]

chronella

You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was 635

Reply #636464

[stray quiver]

That's so mean

/slut

[silent gale]

chronella

You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for 114

Reply #636523

[stray quiver]

Am I not good enough 😔

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of 181 off your new game.

Reply #55463

[plain parrot]

/crime

[silent gale]

ssoap.s

You tried stealing money from a cop, you were fined 10

Reply #636375

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn 95

Reply #37

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You work as a professional wine taster and earn 55.

Reply #636066

[toxic steppe]

/slut

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped 191

Reply #635904

[toxic steppe]

/crime

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldn’t stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost 400.

Reply #635961

[toxic steppe]

/work

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for 166

Reply #636317

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You got cloned for science. You earned 190

Reply #635872

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 139.

Reply #636057

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn 112

Reply #32

[ruby lynx]

/work

[silent gale]

xxmidnightslayerxx.

You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn 96

Reply #75

[ruby lynx]

/slut

[silent gale]

xxmidnightslayerxx.

You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped 291

Reply #635904

[ruby lynx]

YAYYYY

/rob @cobalt tartan

[silent gale]

xxmidnightslayerxx.

You attempted to rob halrirae, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[ruby lynx]

DANG IT

/crime

[silent gale]

xxmidnightslayerxx.

You were caught fishing without a license and have been fined 522.

Reply #4910500

[ruby lynx]

Ouch

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a caterpillar walker and earn 114 for walking caterpillars on leaves.

Reply #4910411

[tight wagon]

/work

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

Someone came and performed a play. They gave you 161 for watching.

Reply #636345

[tight wagon]

/crime

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You hacked this server and got 518.

Reply #636540

[tight wagon]

/slut

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives 219

Reply #635907

[lyric crane]

/slut

[silent gale]

baconboi_23728

Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him 10.

Reply #635908

[lyric crane]

/work

[silent gale]

baconboi_23728

You work as a bed warmer and earn 58

Reply #40

[lyric crane]

/crime

[silent gale]

baconboi_23728

You steal a famous chef's secret recipe book and sell it to a rival restaurant for 635.

Reply #4910525

[lyric crane]

Yesss

[tight wagon]

/work

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive 51

Reply #636349

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and 116. Good job.

Reply #636285

[lyric crane]

/slut

[silent gale]

baconboi_23728

You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of 119

Reply #636070

[lyric crane]

/work

[silent gale]

baconboi_23728

You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is 102!

Reply #636316

[lyric crane]

/crime

[silent gale]

baconboi_23728

You killed a man and liked it, you got 565

Reply #636213

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You gave yourself 123 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...

Reply #636480

[cobalt tartan]

/dep 150

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 1 minute and 32 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a caterpillar walker and earn 74 for walking caterpillars on leaves.

Reply #4910411

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded 145.

Reply #636060

[digital sandal]

/rob @twilit niche

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You were caught attempting to rob perturbabe, and have been fined 123.

[digital sandal]

Bro

/slut

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of 139

Reply #636070

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You did not even do anything wrong, yet you lost 139

Reply #636423

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you 190.

Reply #636482

[lyric crane]

/slut

[silent gale]

baconboi_23728

You shake what your momma gave you for 282.

Reply #636544

[lyric crane]

/work

[silent gale]

baconboi_23728

You help clean a horses stable for 58

Reply #3031286

[lyric crane]

/slut

[silent gale]

baconboi_23728

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 37 seconds.

[lyric crane]

/crime

[silent gale]

baconboi_23728

You rob a loyal nobleman's house while he was out for brunch with another nobleman. You find 696 worth of assets.

Reply #636159

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn 57

Reply #11

[lyric crane]

/crime

[silent gale]

baconboi_23728

You kidnaped a cat and took it hostage for 295

Reply #636042

[lyric crane]

/slut

[silent gale]

baconboi_23728

You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay 322 for child support before disownment.

Reply #635886

[lyric crane]

/work

[silent gale]

baconboi_23728

You work as an egg and earn 54

Reply #635973

f4r4z2017._47223

You were caught attempting to rob baconboi_23728, and have been fined 332.

[lyric crane]

ay

[lyric crane]

/slut

[silent gale]

baconboi_23728

You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid 276

Reply #636463

[lyric crane]

/work

[silent gale]

baconboi_23728

You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn 73

Reply #32

[lyric crane]

/crime

[silent gale]

baconboi_23728

You were caught illegally fishing and have been fined 285.

Reply #4910543

[tight wagon]

/work

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn 87!

Reply #636293

[tight wagon]

/crime

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You steal all the candy from a candy store. After fighting the urge to eat it, you sell it for 382.

Reply #635914

[tight wagon]

/slut

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing 208 to resolve your burnt skin.

Reply #636270

[muted mirage]

/work

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make 81.

Reply #4910425

[muted mirage]

/crime

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You assassinated an African drug lord for 436

Reply #635928

[muted mirage]

/slut

[silent gale]

rapzigon

Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes 348.

Reply #635923

[lyric crane]

/slut

[silent gale]

baconboi_23728

Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra 355.

Reply #636530

[lyric crane]

/work

[silent gale]

baconboi_23728

You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make 187

Reply #635903

[lyric crane]

/crime

[silent gale]

baconboi_23728

Walking along the street, you notice an envelope falling out of the person's bag in front of you. You reach down to get it. After examining the unmarked envelope in your hand, you turn to the person who dropped it, they see you with it and run away at full-speed shoving everyone out of the way. Inside you find a small bag of cocaine. You turn to the nearest junkie & show them the contents, the junkie puts 633 in your hand silently in exchange for it and walks away.

Reply #635951

[frozen gorge]

/work

[silent gale]

otsoberg47

A drunk man pays you 197 to walk backwards.

Reply #55464

[frozen gorge]

/crime

[silent gale]

otsoberg47

You rob from a bank and gained 557 for escaping without being caught

Reply #636505

[lyric crane]

/crime

[silent gale]

baconboi_23728

You rob a bank for 634

Reply #636153

[lyric crane]

/slut

[silent gale]

baconboi_23728

You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you 188!

Reply #635983

[lyric crane]

/work

[silent gale]

baconboi_23728

You work as a serial murderer... and earn 152

Reply #68

[tight wagon]

/work

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn 92

Reply #19

[tight wagon]

/slut

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you 97 for public indecency.

Reply #636266

[tight wagon]

/crime

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You rob another server for 298

Reply #636119

[tight wagon]

/work

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 14 seconds.

[magic venture]

/work

[silent gale]

jeffrey_mc.cheese

You work as a bed warmer and earn 79

Reply #40

[magic venture]

/crime

[silent gale]

jeffrey_mc.cheese

You were caught trespassing onto a construction site and have been fined 359.

Reply #4910557

[magic venture]

/rob leo

[silent gale]

jeffrey_mc.cheese

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - _vanda.
2 - lucafolino
3 - der_weltenbumler99
4 - youdontlikeluka
5 - hiroh_70
6 - thatsreallyneat
7 - leo_ands23
8 - leo_hq7
9 - leoxboo
10 - leo_gallagher

[magic venture]

_vanda.

[silent gale]

Cancelled command.

[magic venture]

/rob _vanda.

[silent gale]

jeffrey_mc.cheese

You've been fined 69 for trying to rob a poor person.

[magic venture]

BRUH

/amount

[silent gale]

elloderupleb

Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[wet nymph]

/work

[silent gale]

elloderupleb

You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn 116

Reply #77

[wet nymph]

/crime

[silent gale]

elloderupleb

You break into a hospital and steal all their morphine. You manage to sell all of it on the black market for 298

Reply #636192

[wet nymph]

/rob Jeffrey

[silent gale]

elloderupleb

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - jeffrey.deanmorgan_69427
2 - muffledtrap
3 - jeffrey5574
4 - jefferon5305
5 - jeffrey_goku45
6 - urgoldenretrieverboyfriend
7 - gta5gorilla.
8 - gee7._
9 - st4rryy_.
10 - mango094739

[wet nymph]

Cancel

[silent gale]

Cancelled command.

elloderupleb

Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[tight wagon]

/crime

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You break into a home to steal jewelry worth 260

Reply #636100

[tight wagon]

/slut

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole 123.

Reply #55467

[tight wagon]

/work

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You eat bananas for a living and get 112

Reply #636535

[lyric crane]

/work

[silent gale]

baconboi_23728

You did some social work for a good cause ! You received 61 for your contributions !

Reply #636321

[lyric crane]

/slut

[silent gale]

baconboi_23728

You rub a random stranger's ass and gain 261!

Reply #636487

[lyric crane]

/crime

[silent gale]

baconboi_23728

You rob another server for 626

Reply #636119

[tight wagon]

/work

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You work as a bounty hunter and earn 120

Reply #57

[tight wagon]

/slut

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You cannot be a slut for 12 minutes and 52 seconds.

[hexed tundra]

/work

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of 51 off your new game.

Reply #55463

[hexed tundra]

/slut

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned 322.

Reply #55468

[toxic steppe]

/slut

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped 326

Reply #635904

[toxic steppe]

/crime

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

On Highway 9 you come across a courier heading to New Tulsa. You have a small conversation and figure out he is transporting a shipment of scavenged poker chips. Filled with greed you put a bullet in his gut and loot the package. When returning to New Tulsa you sneak the chips into the Hard Rock and cash them in for 468. No one found out... thank God.

Reply #636456

[toxic steppe]

/work

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You slept in a bed and found 189 under your pillow when you woke up

Reply #838259

[jagged trail]

/slut

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John 258

Reply #177

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You work as a space lawyer and earn 140

Reply #6

[jagged trail]

/crime

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You steal a guard's radio and sell it for parts, and receive 576.

Reply #636211

[jagged trail]

/bj 150

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn 57

Reply #230203

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned 162.

Reply #636086

[faint tiger]

/work

[silent gale]

ricky4carti.

You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid 177 for sorting jelly beans by color.

Reply #4910414

[faint tiger]

/slut

[silent gale]

ricky4carti.

You do a good deepthroating and earn 170 from the client

Reply #636526

[faint tiger]

/crime

[silent gale]

ricky4carti.

You lied on your tax return and have been fined 430.

Reply #4910539

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You slept in a bed and found 145 under your pillow when you woke up

Reply #838259

[toxic steppe]

/work

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make 97 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.

Reply #4910404

[toxic steppe]

/slut

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received 388 from the men.

Reply #636081

[toxic steppe]

/crime

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You snort $100 dollar bills using cocaine and waste 656 on getting high.

Reply #635977

[faint tiger]

/crime

[silent gale]

ricky4carti.

You steal a car and take it to the junkyard 257

Reply #636116

[faint tiger]

/slut

[silent gale]

ricky4carti.

You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some 108

Reply #635966

[faint tiger]

/work

[silent gale]

ricky4carti.

One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for 92

Reply #636016

[faint tiger]

/work

[silent gale]

ricky4carti.

You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make 88.

Reply #4910425

[faint tiger]

/ slut

[silent gale]

ricky4carti.

You cannot be a slut for 41 minutes and 50 seconds.

[faint tiger]

/work

[silent gale]

ricky4carti.

You bought and sold items and profited 122

Reply #636437

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 179

Reply #635952

[faint tiger]

/work

[silent gale]

ricky4carti.

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 25 seconds.

[stable marsh]

/work

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You take your cat for a walk and gain 102

Reply #636389

[stable marsh]

/crime

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You were caught with your hands in the queens underwear drawer, and have been given a 441 fine!

Reply #635895

[stable marsh]

/slut

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you 119 for public indecency.

Reply #636266

[stable marsh]

Oop fuck

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You suggest something good and get rewarded 100

Reply #636552

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly 89.

Reply #55461

thewintersoldier_

You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a 279 fine!

Reply #636008

thewintersoldier_

You jump the old lady walking down the street. She had 635 on her.

Reply #636020

[desert granite]

/bal

[faint tiger]

/work

[silent gale]

ricky4carti.

You work as a beefeater and earn 101

Reply #56

[faint tiger]

/crime

[silent gale]

ricky4carti.

You get caught adding your milk before your cereal and receive a fine of 315

Reply #636169

[faint tiger]

/slut

[silent gale]

ricky4carti.

In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you 256 to fuck the girls inside.

Reply #636365

[plain parrot]

/crime

[silent gale]

ssoap.s

You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of 8

Reply #173

[plain parrot]

/slut

[silent gale]

ssoap.s

You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job 5

Reply #636075

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You develop games for a living and earn 123.

Reply #636041

[somber swift]

/work

[silent gale]

jenna.net2

You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining 160

Reply #636385

[somber swift]

/slut

[silent gale]

jenna.net2

You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some 172

Reply #635966

[somber swift]

/work

[silent gale]

jenna.net2

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 43 seconds.

[somber swift]

fml

/crime

[silent gale]

jenna.net2

You tried to sell fake designer merchandise, but got caught and have been fined 478.

Reply #4910537

[tight wagon]

/work

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You found 144 lying on the floor in General Chat!

Reply #636543

[tight wagon]

/slut

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was 153, this sort of thing can never be fixed.

Reply #636366

[tight wagon]

/crime

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You dress up as a clown and rob a bank, managing to escape with 403

Reply #4910459

[unreal junco]

/work

[silent gale]

oogie_boogie.525

You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you 77

Reply #636353

[hardy heron]

/work

[silent gale]

steinvic

You work as the president and earn 59

Reply #65

[hardy heron]

/slut

[silent gale]

steinvic

While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was 221, this sort of thing can never be fixed.

Reply #636366

[hardy heron]

Bruh

[unreal junco]

/crime

[silent gale]

oogie_boogie.525

You were caught hacking into someone's computer and have been fined 300.

Reply #4910556

[unreal junco]

/work

[silent gale]

oogie_boogie.525

You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received 112 from your peers.

Reply #636056

[unreal junco]

/slut

[silent gale]

oogie_boogie.525

You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained 282 for your hard work.

Reply #636052

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You clean the chimney and find 190.

Reply #636287

[stray quiver]

/slut

[silent gale]

chronella

You work as a cunning linguist and earn 366

Reply #28

[stray quiver]

/crime

[silent gale]

chronella

Your rent is due. You send a check for 356.

Reply #636205

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn 173

Reply #32

[digital sandal]

/rob @twilit niche

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You robbed 7 from perturbabe.

[digital sandal]

6 7

Even the bot knows that Leon dies in 7 days

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you 120 for your hard work

Reply #838130

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn 127

Reply #230200

[faint hollow]

What is this place ?

Not been here in long

[plain parrot]

/slut

[silent gale]

ssoap.s

You rake in 123, but your butthole will never be the same...

Reply #635984

[unreal junco]

/work

[silent gale]

oogie_boogie.525

You dig around in your yard and gain 106

Reply #636382

oogie_boogie.525

You cannot work for 4 minutes and 52 seconds.

[tight wagon]

/work

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found 112

Reply #636554

[tight wagon]

/slut

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you 160

Reply #635965

[tight wagon]

/crime

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You were caught shoplifting. Pay a fine of 280

Reply #636156

[muted mirage]

/work

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn 172

Reply #35

[muted mirage]

/crime

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You tried to cheat at a casino and have been fined 498.

Reply #4910544

[muted mirage]

/slut

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You worked as a sperm donor and earned 356

Reply #838098

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make 106 for spreading joy and happiness.

Reply #4910394

[tight wagon]

/slut

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You shake what your momma gave you for 328.

Reply #636544

[tight wagon]

/crime

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

Stealing candy from a baby didn't turn out to be as easy as you'd think, you've been fined 333

Reply #636237

[tight wagon]

/work

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn 118

Reply #230200

[hexed tundra]

/work

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

You work as a bread scientist and earn 137

Reply #27

[hexed tundra]

/slut

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with 152.

Reply #636368

[tight wagon]

/work

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned 73.

Reply #636031

[toxic steppe]

/work

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got 121 for your efforts!

Reply #636053

[toxic steppe]

/slut

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs 283

Reply #635912

[toxic steppe]

/crime

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You were caught cheating in Monopoly, pay 686 or go to jail.

Reply #636495

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You sell bananas for 89

Reply #834708

[stray quiver]

/slut

[silent gale]

chronella

You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined 255.

Reply #636305

[stray quiver]

/crime

[silent gale]

chronella

You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. They drop 310 as a result. Thankfully, nothing went wrong, but now they're pissed at you.

Reply #636356

[rough cedar]

/slut

[silent gale]

pracktisch_big

Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose 121.

Reply #635996

[rough cedar]

/crime

[silent gale]

pracktisch_big

You steal your neighbours cat and sell it for 438

Reply #636176

[gentle elk]

/work

[silent gale]

arfurmorgan

You participate in a scientific study and earn 86 for your time and effort.

Reply #4910429

[gentle elk]

/slut

[silent gale]

arfurmorgan

You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job 313

Reply #636075

[gentle elk]

k😕

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned 146

Reply #636080

[stray quiver]

/slut

[silent gale]

chronella

Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes 124 from you as compensation.

Reply #636425

[stray quiver]

/crime

[silent gale]

chronella

You were caught using a stolen credit card to buy things online and have been fined 500.

Reply #4910507

[plain parrot]

/slut

[silent gale]

ssoap.s

You got your daily dose of Vitamin D 200 : D

Reply #635875

[stray quiver]

/slut

[silent gale]

chronella

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you 209 for the night.

Reply #636471

[tawny merlin]

/work

[silent gale]

gandbforver29

You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn 92

Reply #230200

[tawny merlin]

/crime

[silent gale]

gandbforver29

You break into a jewellery store and steal a diamond, selling it to a pawn shop for 576

Reply #4910481

[tawny merlin]

/slut

[silent gale]

gandbforver29

You whip it out and manage to rake in 177

Reply #79

[stray quiver]

/crime

[silent gale]

chronella

You robbed the police station, which normally is a stupid idea, but they took the day off. You escaped with a police car, which you sold for 306

Reply #838120

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you 176.

Reply #636403

[ruby lynx]

/crime

[silent gale]

xxmidnightslayerxx.

You got caught raiding and got fined 5

Reply #636150

[ruby lynx]

/slut

[silent gale]

xxmidnightslayerxx.

You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as 0!

Reply #204738

[ruby lynx]

/slut

[silent gale]

xxmidnightslayerxx.

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 54 seconds.

[ruby lynx]

/work

[silent gale]

xxmidnightslayerxx.

You did some odd jobs in the city and earned 85. Good job!

Reply #636279

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You cannot work for 1 minute and 1 second.

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You work as a director of sand bags and earn 134

Reply #12

[gentle elk]

/work

[silent gale]

arfurmorgan

Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got 80 for it!

Reply #636559

[gentle elk]

/crime

[silent gale]

arfurmorgan

You rob the 24/7 and steal a few hundred bucks, then you remember, its a game and you waste 315 for more in game currency.

Reply #55471

[gentle elk]

bro

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for 53

Reply #636016

[jagged trail]

/slut

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You get hired to take it hard for the night for 254!

Reply #636501

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you 82

Reply #636374

[gentle elk]

/work

[silent gale]

arfurmorgan

You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn 181

Reply #635864

[gentle elk]

/work

[silent gale]

arfurmorgan

You bake cupcakes and receive 110

Reply #636341

[gentle elk]

/work

[silent gale]

arfurmorgan

You scavenge a local garbage dump and find 70 worth of scrap.

Reply #636470

[hexed tundra]

/work

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 125

Reply #635952

[hexed tundra]

/slut

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you 173 for your solid work.

Reply #636269

[lyric crane]

/crime

[silent gale]

baconboi_23728

You were caught shoplifting. Pay a fine of 671

Reply #636156

[lyric crane]

/slut

[silent gale]

baconboi_23728

You have a good night out and earn 232.

Reply #635940

[lyric crane]

/work

[silent gale]

baconboi_23728

A drunk man pays you 69 to walk backwards.

Reply #55464

[rancid estuary]

/work

[silent gale]

sadsnake44

You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned 129!

Reply #636488

[rancid estuary]

/slut

[silent gale]

sadsnake44

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you 342 for the good time.

Reply #635911

[rancid estuary]

/crime

[silent gale]

sadsnake44

You hack into a company's database and sell their trade secrets to a competitor for 384.

Reply #4910529

[rancid estuary]

/work

[silent gale]

sadsnake44

87 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.

Reply #636327

[rancid estuary]

/slut

[silent gale]

sadsnake44

You cannot be a slut for 47 minutes and 18 seconds.

[rancid estuary]

/crime

[silent gale]

sadsnake44

You cannot commit a crime for 50 minutes and 25 seconds.

[rancid estuary]

/work

[silent gale]

sadsnake44

You cannot work for 7 minutes and 5 seconds.

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You suggest something good and get rewarded 115

Reply #636552

[stray quiver]

/slut

[silent gale]

chronella

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of 143, and you go ahead with it.

Reply #636421

[stray quiver]

/crime

[silent gale]

chronella

During an armed assault, you are knocked unconscious by an old geezer. Afterwards, it seems that you are missing 693 when you wake up.

Reply #636267

[lime basin]

/work

[silent gale]

generaluldulceata

You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make 63 for your unicorn whispering skills.

Reply #4910389

[lime basin]

/crime

[silent gale]

generaluldulceata

You help illegal immigrants cross the border and they paid you 332.

Reply #636167

[lime basin]

/rob

[silent gale]

generaluldulceata

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[lime basin]

Hmm

[muted mirage]

/work

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn 76

Reply #1

[muted mirage]

/crime

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You were caught vandalising a car and have been fined 485.

Reply #4910554

[muted mirage]

/rob

[silent gale]

rapzigon

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[muted mirage]

/slut

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse, 327 went down your toilet

Reply #636032

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly 131

Reply #636015

[stray quiver]

/crime

[silent gale]

chronella

You got caught raiding and got fined 674

Reply #636150

[stray quiver]

/slut

[silent gale]

chronella

You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole 295.

Reply #636298

[lilac parrot]

/work

[silent gale]

kremowka21370825

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 69.

Reply #636057

[lilac parrot]

/crime

[silent gale]

kremowka21370825

On Highway 9 you come across a courier heading to New Tulsa. You have a small conversation and figure out he is transporting a shipment of scavenged poker chips. Filled with greed you put a bullet in his gut and loot the package. When returning to New Tulsa you sneak the chips into the Hard Rock and cash them in for 584. No one found out... thank God.

Reply #636456

[lilac parrot]

/deposit

[tight wagon]

/slut

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You go down on that rich kid and earn 119

Reply #635900

[tight wagon]

/work

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You worked in the cafeteria and have earned 68

Reply #636469

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding 91. Congrats!

Reply #636450

[jagged trail]

/slut

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw 332 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!

Reply #636453

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You work as a head receiver and earn 153

Reply #22

[jagged trail]

/crime

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You got seen by a police officer while trying to take some purses, you have been fined 637!

Reply #636001

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You cannot work for 7 minutes and 9 seconds.

[tight wagon]

/crime

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

Your rent is due. You send a check for 287.

Reply #636205

[faint tiger]

/crime

[silent gale]

ricky4carti.

Your money laundering scheme has backfired. After serving your sentence, you must re-pay 399 back as restitution.

Reply #636108

[faint tiger]

/work

[silent gale]

ricky4carti.

You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn 71

Reply #1

[faint tiger]

/slut

[silent gale]

ricky4carti.

Your client sticks it inside you and pays you 365

Reply #636500

[brave kettle]

/work

[silent gale]

volaare

You fail at work, but your boss pays you 112 out of pity.

Reply #636290

volaare

You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes 116 from you.

Reply #636558

[brave kettle]

/crime

[silent gale]

volaare

You pose as a plumber and rob a wealthy couple's home while they're on vacation, getting away with 700 worth of valuables.

Reply #4910516

[somber swift]

/crime

[silent gale]

jenna.net2

You were caught making shitty memes and lost 451

Reply #636131

[somber swift]

brother

/work

[silent gale]

jenna.net2

You work as a professional tea taster and earn 50 for tasting different types of tea.

Reply #4910410

[somber swift]

/slut

[silent gale]

jenna.net2

You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up 263

Reply #7034

[tight wagon]

/slut

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives 182

Reply #635907

[tight wagon]

/work

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found 187

Reply #636554

[tight wagon]

/work

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make 99 for your lack of effort.

Reply #4910387

[tight wagon]

/crime

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You are fined 108 for jaywalking

Reply #636050

[tight wagon]

/slut

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You cannot be a slut for 36 minutes and 32 seconds.

[hexed tundra]

/slut

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

You become a pimp and earn 143!

Reply #636344

[gentle elk]

/work

[silent gale]

arfurmorgan

You're a fortune cookie interpreter and spend your days decoding the cryptic messages hidden inside the cookies. You make 154 for your insight into the future.

Reply #4910391

[proper knoll]

/crime

[silent gale]

doomslayer084_77090

You pour rain water into bottles, claiming that it's Holy water, and sell them for 362

Reply #636232

[rustic bobcat]

/work

[silent gale]

mr_snappa

You find 137 randomly lying in the gutter

Reply #635890

[rustic bobcat]

/work

[silent gale]

mr_snappa

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.

[rustic bobcat]

/crime

[silent gale]

mr_snappa

You were caught speeding and have been fined 257.

Reply #4910559

[rustic bobcat]

/crime

[silent gale]

mr_snappa

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 51 seconds.

[rustic bobcat]

/slut

[silent gale]

mr_snappa

You found an extra 229 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all

Reply #635997

[toxic steppe]

/slut

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was 380.

Reply #55474

[toxic steppe]

/crime

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You rob a drug dealer and gain 619

Reply #636117

[toxic steppe]

/work

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You work as a parkour specialist and earn 163

Reply #9

[plain parrot]

/crime

[silent gale]

ssoap.s

You were caught littering and have been fined 344.

Reply #4910508

[tight wagon]

/work

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

Great job! You work as a professional professional and got 113

Reply #204081

[tight wagon]

/slut

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You earned 361 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.

Reply #636027

[tight wagon]

/crime

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You were caught trying to rob the owner, and have been given a 489 fine!

Reply #636310

[rustic bobcat]

/rob

[silent gale]

mr_snappa

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[rustic bobcat]

/rob leo

[silent gale]

mr_snappa

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - perturbabe
2 - _vanda.
3 - lucafolino
4 - der_weltenbumler99
5 - youdontlikeluka
6 - hiroh_70
7 - thatsreallyneat
8 - leo_ands23
9 - leo_hq7
10 - leoxboo

[rustic bobcat]

/rob delightful

[silent gale]

Cancelled command.

mr_snappa

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - delightful_moose_68708
2 - delightful_quail_37079
3 - delightful_tiger_21630
4 - delightfulmisery

[rustic bobcat]

2

[silent gale]

mr_snappa

You've been fined 243 for trying to rob a poor person.

[rustic bobcat]

/work

[silent gale]

mr_snappa

You baked some nice cookies for all, here is 93

Reply #636511

[rustic bobcat]

/slut

[silent gale]

mr_snappa

You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took 93 from you.

Reply #636525

[rustic bobcat]

/bank

[toxic steppe]

/slut

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing 275 to resolve your burnt skin.

Reply #636270

[toxic steppe]

/crime

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You walk your crew right into a police sting. It's all over. Fined 250

Reply #636181

[toxic steppe]

/work

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

Just take the 194 and go...

Reply #636322

[wicked ginkgo]

/crime

[silent gale]

heyaitsj4x

You assassinate an actor for 613

Reply #636238

[wicked ginkgo]

/rob

[silent gale]

heyaitsj4x

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[wicked ginkgo]

/crime

[silent gale]

heyaitsj4x

You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 2 seconds.

[light marten]

/crime

[silent gale]

s0c1alyawkwardturtl3

Nerf guns don't work idiot. Fined 555

Reply #636183

[light marten]

/work

[silent gale]

s0c1alyawkwardturtl3

You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make 159 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.

Reply #4910403

[light marten]

/slut

[silent gale]

s0c1alyawkwardturtl3

You flashed your tits while streaming and received 173 in donations!

Reply #636030

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn 77

Reply #19

[wicked ginkgo]

/rob

[silent gale]

heyaitsj4x

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[wicked ginkgo]

/rob halrirae

[silent gale]

heyaitsj4x

You were caught attempting to rob halrirae, and have been fined 131.

[rare bloom]

/work

[silent gale]

icameforyamatonomad_86075

You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive 121

Reply #636351

[rare bloom]

/slut

[silent gale]

icameforyamatonomad_86075

A girl fondles your boobs and you earn 340

Reply #635949

[rare bloom]

/crime

[silent gale]

icameforyamatonomad_86075

You stealthily pickpocket a nearby customer with 566 worth of silver coins.

Reply #636485

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a water slide tester and earn 162

Reply #50

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 43 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 1 minute and 12 seconds.

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

Taxes collected! You have gained 185

Reply #636506

[wicked ginkgo]

/crime

[silent gale]

heyaitsj4x

You break into a jewellery store and steal a diamond, selling it to a pawn shop for 536

Reply #4910481

[wicked ginkgo]

/item store

[late cairn]

/work

[silent gale]

n4tsuk1uwu

You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you 125.

Reply #636509

[late cairn]

/slut

[silent gale]

n4tsuk1uwu

You whip it out and manage to rake in 348

Reply #79

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as crisis actor and earn 193.

Reply #636433

[wicked ginkgo]

/work

[silent gale]

heyaitsj4x

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned 75.

Reply #636031

[wicked ginkgo]

/crime

[silent gale]

heyaitsj4x

You cannot commit a crime for 24 minutes and 35 seconds.

[hexed tundra]

/work

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped 98!

Reply #636414

[hexed tundra]

/slut

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you 388 for your solid work.

Reply #636269

[somber swift]

/work

[silent gale]

jenna.net2

You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money 156

Reply #636431

[somber swift]

/crime

[silent gale]

jenna.net2

A wise asian girl once said, Be a better criminal. Get fined 475 kiddo

Reply #635880

[somber swift]

/slut

[silent gale]

jenna.net2

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives 213

Reply #635907

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as an engineer and earn 136

Reply #71

[digital sandal]

/rob @twilit niche

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You robbed 14 from perturbabe.

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you 153 for helping them out.

Reply #636491

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as an eel ecologist and earn 90

Reply #55

[muted mirage]

/work

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You got out of bed. Have 188

Reply #635934

[muted mirage]

/crime

[silent gale]

rapzigon

While robbing a dirty video store, you get distracted and lose track of time. The police arrive, arrest you, and your bail cost 321.

Reply #55472

[muted mirage]

/slut

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost 308.

Reply #635906

[twilit niche]

/rob @digital sandal

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You were caught attempting to rob _vanda., and have been fined 638.

[twilit niche]

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You sweep the floor and get paid 134

Reply #636337

[toxic steppe]

/slut

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John 144

Reply #175

[toxic steppe]

/crime

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

The local street gang pays you 632 after helping them beat an innocent citizen

Reply #636172

[toxic steppe]

/work

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You work as a vibration consultant and earn 184

Reply #53

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You participate in a scientific study and earn 194 for your time and effort.

Reply #4910429

[wicked ginkgo]

/work

[silent gale]

heyaitsj4x

You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you 114

Reply #636090

[wicked ginkgo]

/crime

[silent gale]

heyaitsj4x

You stole a Mi-24 Helicopter and sold it for 620 on the market

Reply #636514

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn 124

Reply #2

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find 188 stashed inside one of them.

Reply #6070

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you 107 to help fund the project!

Reply #636446

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You work as a space lawyer and earn 76

Reply #6

[gentle elk]

/work

[silent gale]

arfurmorgan

You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for 128

Reply #838228

[calm aurora]

/work

[silent gale]

harryz24

You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn 158.

Reply #4910423

[calm aurora]

/crime

[silent gale]

harryz24

After stealing memes you get tracked down by the meme god and mugged for 569.

Reply #636022

[calm aurora]

/slut

[silent gale]

harryz24

You found an extra 395 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all

Reply #635997

[calm aurora]

/Rob Charonella Chronicles

[silent gale]

harryz24

Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[torn elbow]

/work

[silent gale]

miggie_88

You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make 66.

Reply #4910428

[torn elbow]

/work

[silent gale]

miggie_88

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

sbglemon

You hack into a dating app and blackmail users for 533

Reply #4910461

[wicked ginkgo]

/work

[silent gale]

heyaitsj4x

You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found 95 on the floor.

Reply #636029

[wicked ginkgo]

/crime

[silent gale]

heyaitsj4x

Steal pencils from Jeff's house. He gets mad and takes it out on the house across the street, resulting in a triple homicide and manslaughter. The police suspect you as an accomplice, so you pay 581 in legal fees trying to clear your name

Reply #636276

[gentle elk]

/work

[silent gale]

arfurmorgan

Someone came and performed a play. They gave you 50 for watching.

Reply #636345

[gentle elk]

/crime

[silent gale]

arfurmorgan

You tried griefing someone's house, but they placed a trap of TNT under it so you died. You have to pay 286 for damages

Reply #636324

[gentle elk]

boy whatever

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You work as a smarties expert and earn 193

Reply #24

[somber swift]

/work

[silent gale]

jenna.net2

You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make 163 for your vivid imagination.

Reply #4910393

[somber swift]

/slut

[silent gale]

jenna.net2

Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John 155

Reply #175

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You work as a cross dresser model and earn 139

Reply #17

[stray quiver]

/slut

[silent gale]

chronella

Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes 119, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.

Reply #636265

[stray quiver]

/crime

[silent gale]

chronella

You were caught trespassing onto a construction site and have been fined 489.

Reply #4910557

[molten shale]

/work

[silent gale]

maria_brandom

You work as a human statue and earn 117

Reply #58

[molten shale]

/crime

[silent gale]

maria_brandom

You rob a squirrel of his nuts and pawn them for 594

Reply #636127

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a cookie cutter and earn 199.

Reply #636055

[molten shale]

/work

[silent gale]

maria_brandom

You cannot work for 5 minutes and 48 seconds.

[molten shale]

/withdraw

/work

[silent gale]

maria_brandom

You cannot work for 1 minute and 5 seconds.

[molten shale]

/work

[silent gale]

maria_brandom

You cannot work for 4 seconds.

[molten shale]

/work

[silent gale]

maria_brandom

You work as the namer of clouds and earn 150

Reply #8

[molten shale]

/crime

[silent gale]

maria_brandom

You cannot commit a crime for 49 minutes and 54 seconds.

[molten shale]

Danm fe

/work

[silent gale]

maria_brandom

You cannot work for 1 minute and 58 seconds.

[molten shale]

/work

[silent gale]

maria_brandom

You work as a comedian and earn 191

Reply #29

[cobalt tartan]

/wok

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You're an expert in conspiracy theories and spend your days spreading wild stories on social media. You make 146 from your gullible followers.

Reply #4910388

[molten shale]

/work

[silent gale]

maria_brandom

You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for 89.

Reply #636303

[molten shale]

/work

[silent gale]

maria_brandom

You cannot work for 35 seconds.

[molten shale]

/crime

[silent gale]

maria_brandom

You cannot commit a crime for 18 minutes and 20 seconds.

[molten shale]

/work

[silent gale]

maria_brandom

You cannot work for 12 seconds.

[molten shale]

/work

[silent gale]

maria_brandom

You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn 100.

Reply #636412

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped 198!

Reply #636414

[somber swift]

‘work

/work

[silent gale]

jenna.net2

You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found 133 on the floor.

Reply #636029

[somber swift]

/slut

[silent gale]

jenna.net2

You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some 201

Reply #635966

[somber swift]

/crime

[silent gale]

jenna.net2

You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of 428

Reply #173

[somber swift]

lmfao

[gentle elk]

/work

[silent gale]

arfurmorgan

You work as a vibration consultant and earn 99

Reply #53

[gentle elk]

/slut

[silent gale]

arfurmorgan

You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay 332 for surgery.

Reply #636026

[gentle elk]

BRO

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid 168!

Reply #635882

[somber swift]

/work

[silent gale]

jenna.net2

You work as an elephant dresser and earn 108

Reply #43

[somber swift]

/slut

[silent gale]

jenna.net2

You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you 266.

Reply #636367

[gentle elk]

/work

[silent gale]

arfurmorgan

You work as a starving college student, you found 99 on the ground.

Reply #636396

[tough inlet]

/work

[silent gale]

_roxiescookies_

You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you 88

Reply #636374

[lyric crane]

/crime

[silent gale]

baconboi_23728

Police did a strip search and found stolen toys, they fined you 257

Reply #838233

[lyric crane]

/work

[silent gale]

baconboi_23728

You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth 128!

Reply #636343

[lyric crane]

/slut

[silent gale]

baconboi_23728

You have a good night out and earn 267.

Reply #635940

[quartz sierra]

/work

[silent gale]

cheese.is.cheesy

Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of 61

Reply #636378

[quartz sierra]

/work

[silent gale]

cheese.is.cheesy

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 46 seconds.

[quartz sierra]

/crime

[silent gale]

cheese.is.cheesy

You assassinate an actor for 409

Reply #636238

[quartz sierra]

/slut

[silent gale]

cheese.is.cheesy

One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid 273 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.

Reply #55476

cheese.is.cheesy

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[rain hinge]

/work

[silent gale]

beniu2004

You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid 85.

Reply #55462

[gentle elk]

/work

[silent gale]

arfurmorgan

You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make 104.

Reply #4910434

[gentle elk]

Bro thats a dream job

Thats my job rn

[molten shale]

/work

[silent gale]

maria_brandom

You work as a zoologist and earn 129

Reply #26

[molten shale]

/crime

[silent gale]

maria_brandom

You plagiarised a school project and have been given a 330 fine.

Reply #4910542

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn 65

Reply #635864

[stray quiver]

$65 for being dead? What a joke

[tawny merlin]

/work

[silent gale]

gandbforver29

You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you 94 for your struggles.

Reply #636489

[tawny merlin]

/slut

[silent gale]

gandbforver29

You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn 238.

Reply #636527

[tawny merlin]

/crime

[silent gale]

gandbforver29

You steal a luxury yacht and sell it to a wealthy businessman for 467.

Reply #4910528

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get 129

Reply #636083

[tawny merlin]

/work

[silent gale]

gandbforver29

Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn 184, despite you keep Googling all your problems.

Reply #636395

[tawny merlin]

/slut

[silent gale]

gandbforver29

You cannot be a slut for 10 minutes and 59 seconds.

[wicked ginkgo]

/work

[silent gale]

heyaitsj4x

You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make 144 for your skills in temporal navigation.

Reply #4910392

[wicked ginkgo]

/crime

[silent gale]

heyaitsj4x

You were caught cheating in Monopoly, pay 328 or go to jail.

Reply #636495

[rich arch]

/work

[silent gale]

burntspleen

You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn 100

Reply #635865

[rich arch]

/crime

[silent gale]

burntspleen

You were caught spray painting "free hugs" on a building and have been fined 512.

Reply #4910495

[rich arch]

/rob @wicked ginkgo

[silent gale]

burntspleen

You were caught attempting to rob heyaitsj4x, and have been fined 651.

[rich arch]

Damnit

/slut

[silent gale]

burntspleen

Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in 162

Reply #81

[plain parrot]

/slut

[silent gale]

ssoap.s

You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained 232 for your hard work.

Reply #636052

[fathom haven]

/work

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You participate in a scientific study and earn 131 for your time and effort.

Reply #4910429

[fathom haven]

/rob @plain parrot

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You were caught attempting to rob ssoap.s, and have been fined 490.

[fathom haven]

....

/crime

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

A drone drops off your mysterious package and you sell it for 549

Reply #636102

[fathom haven]

Yippee

/slut

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You fucked a traffic cone and found 170 inside it

Reply #636329

[fathom haven]

Wtf ykw I'm not even going to complain or ask

[lyric crane]

/slut

[silent gale]

baconboi_23728

You found an extra 374 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all

Reply #635997

[lyric crane]

/crime

[silent gale]

baconboi_23728

You got caught hacking into the CIA, and lost 289

Reply #636243

[lyric crane]

/work

[silent gale]

baconboi_23728

You work as a snake milker and earn 187

Reply #30

[lyric crane]

Wut

[fathom haven]

Yeah that's a real job

[sacred jungle]

What's up bbg

[fathom haven]

Never call me that again

[sacred jungle]

XDDDDDDDD

[torn elbow]

/slut

[silent gale]

miggie_88

In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you 291 to fuck the girls inside.

Reply #636365

[torn elbow]

Whaaaaaat

/slut

[silent gale]

miggie_88

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 45 seconds.

[fathom haven]

Smh

[sacred jungle]

You're fake twin a real twin would allow me to call them that :/

[fathom haven]

Gng if my gf went through my phone and saw I let you call me that I'd genuinely receive a frying pan to the back of the head at mach Jesus

[light marten]

/work

[silent gale]

s0c1alyawkwardturtl3

You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid 190 for doing it

Reply #636462

[light marten]

/crime

[silent gale]

s0c1alyawkwardturtl3

You walk your crew right into a police sting. It's all over. Fined 327

Reply #636181

[light marten]

/slut

[silent gale]

s0c1alyawkwardturtl3

You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received 385 from the men.

Reply #636081

[fathom haven]

/work

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You receive a check of 158 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.

Reply #636260

[hexed tundra]

/work

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid 90

Reply #636419

[hexed tundra]

/slut

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of 279

Reply #636070

[orchid escarp]

thaw this ht

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You work as a dog food taster and earn 173

Reply #34

[fallen kayak]

/work

[silent gale]

some_super_hero

You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make 68 for your expertise in unicorn management.

Reply #4910398

[fallen kayak]

/slut

[silent gale]

some_super_hero

You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn 191.

Reply #636527

[fallen kayak]

/crime

[silent gale]

some_super_hero

You successfully rob a bank but get hit by a car as soon as you get outside. The driver of the car took 614 from you and left.

Reply #636204

[fallen kayak]

/balance

/rob @fathom haven

[silent gale]

some_super_hero

You attempted to rob ford_locomotive_34967, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[fallen kayak]

/work

[silent gale]

some_super_hero

You cannot work for 5 minutes and 32 seconds.

[fallen kayak]

/slut

[silent gale]

some_super_hero

You cannot be a slut for 55 minutes and 36 seconds.

[tawny merlin]

/work

[silent gale]

gandbforver29

You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid 127.

Reply #636508

[tawny merlin]

/slut

[silent gale]

gandbforver29

You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some 100

Reply #635966

[tawny merlin]

/crime

[silent gale]

gandbforver29

You assassinated an African drug lord for 282

Reply #635928

[fathom haven]

/rob @fallen kayak

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You were caught attempting to rob some_super_hero, and have been fined 270.

[fathom haven]

Fuck

[fallen kayak]

/deposit

/work

[silent gale]

some_super_hero

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 72

Reply #635952

[tawny merlin]

/work

[silent gale]

gandbforver29

You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid 136 for sorting jelly beans by color.

Reply #4910414

[torn elbow]

/slut

[silent gale]

miggie_88

Nobody cares about you. You lost 256 trying to twerk.

Reply #636454

[torn elbow]

/work

[silent gale]

miggie_88

You work as a beefeater and earn 185

Reply #56

[tawny merlin]

/work

[silent gale]

gandbforver29

You work as a beefeater and earn 134

Reply #56

[ruby lynx]

/slut

[silent gale]

xxmidnightslayerxx.

You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid 274

Reply #636463

[ruby lynx]

/work

[silent gale]

xxmidnightslayerxx.

You work as a pilot and earn 190

Reply #67

[ruby lynx]

/crime

[silent gale]

xxmidnightslayerxx.

You trespassed onto private property and have been fined 293.

Reply #4910538

[ruby lynx]

DANG IT

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you 129 for your hard work

Reply #838130

[cold raft]

/work

[silent gale]

fiziologas

You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive 121

Reply #636349

[cold raft]

/crime

[silent gale]

fiziologas

You break into a toy store and steal all the teddy bears, selling them on the black market for 363

Reply #4910476

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made 101 off your performance.

Reply #834693

[tough nacelle]

/work

[silent gale]

lunaticdoesdumstuff

You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make 71.

Reply #4910425

[tough nacelle]

/slut

[silent gale]

lunaticdoesdumstuff

You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have 316

Reply #1441157

[gentle elk]

/work

[silent gale]

arfurmorgan

You take part in a Civil War battle and earn 96 for your team winning!

Reply #636319

[gentle elk]

/crime

[silent gale]

arfurmorgan

You break into a bakery and steal all the bread, selling it to a group of pigeons for 457

Reply #4910466

[gentle elk]

YES

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth 178!

Reply #636343

[stray quiver]

/slut

[silent gale]

chronella

You whip it out and manage to rake in 157

Reply #79

[stray quiver]

/crime

[silent gale]

chronella

You walk your crew right into a police sting. It's all over. Fined 611

Reply #636181

[molten shale]

/work

[silent gale]

maria_brandom

You work as a head receiver and earn 73

Reply #22

[molten shale]

/crime

[silent gale]

maria_brandom

You pour rain water into bottles, claiming that it's Holy water, and sell them for 519

Reply #636232

[molten shale]

/balance

[plain parrot]

/crime

[silent gale]

ssoap.s

You parked in a handicap spot without a permit and have been fined 248.

Reply #4910546

[plain parrot]

/slut

[silent gale]

ssoap.s

You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with 112.

Reply #636368

[plain parrot]

/slut

[silent gale]

ssoap.s

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 54 seconds.

[fathom haven]

/work

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You repair the lights and receive 162

Reply #636339

[somber swift]

/crime

[silent gale]

jenna.net2

You were caught dipping Oreos in milk! You were beaten up and had 8 stolen from you!

Reply #635932

[somber swift]

/work

[silent gale]

jenna.net2

You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining 168

Reply #636385

[somber swift]

/slut

[silent gale]

jenna.net2

You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay 113 for violating the stay-at-home order.

Reply #834630

[tough nacelle]

/work

[silent gale]

lunaticdoesdumstuff

You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found 172 on the way back home!

Reply #636521

[tough nacelle]

/slut

[silent gale]

lunaticdoesdumstuff

You hooked up with a couple of guys for 345

Reply #636313