back-room

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make 163 for your therapeutic skills.

Reply #4910396

[sacred jungle]

...

[sharp narwhal]

/work

[silent gale]

kayla568

You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn 191

Reply #230200

[sharp narwhal]

/slut

[silent gale]

kayla568

You get hired to take it hard for the night for 329!

Reply #636501

[sharp narwhal]

/rob @cobalt tartan

[silent gale]

kayla568

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 41 minutes and 23 seconds.

[sharp narwhal]

Shit

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a fake bus passenger and earn 123 for filling up empty seats on the bus.

Reply #4910416

[sharp narwhal]

/crime

[silent gale]

kayla568

You are hired by one of the admins to take out a server member. You were caught by the police and are fined 656

Reply #636241

[sharp narwhal]

/bal

[stray quiver]

Bro I was trying to buy something 💔

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn 194

Reply #635869

[stray quiver]

/slut

[silent gale]

chronella

You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you 132 in order to keep quiet about it.

Reply #636040

[stray quiver]

/deposit

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed 98.

Reply #636078

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You work as an eel ecologist and earn 180

Reply #55

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid 62.

Reply #635917

[woven karma]

/work

[silent gale]

bolek8608

You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you 118.

Reply #636509

[woven karma]

/work

[silent gale]

bolek8608

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn 178

Reply #37

[stray quiver]

/slut

[silent gale]

chronella

You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you 173 to clean the stains.

Reply #55473

[random geyser]

/crime

[silent gale]

carguy_213_54492

You rob the 24/7 and steal a few hundred bucks, then you remember, its a game and you waste 494 for more in game currency.

Reply #55471

[random geyser]

/work

[silent gale]

carguy_213_54492

You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make 154 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.

Reply #4910404

[random geyser]

/slut

[silent gale]

carguy_213_54492

You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was 161.

Reply #55474

[plain parrot]

/crime

[silent gale]

ssoap.s

You steal your neighbour's garden gnome and sell it on eBay for 440

Reply #4910479

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a personal shopper and earn 90

Reply #52

[jolly edge]

/work

[silent gale]

strolled_257

You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make 126 for your therapeutic skills.

Reply #4910396

[jolly edge]

/slut

[silent gale]

strolled_257

You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid 110

Reply #636463

[jolly edge]

/slut

[silent gale]

strolled_257

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 49 seconds.

[stray quiver]

/slut

[silent gale]

chronella

You fuck this really hot girl, and you find out she has herpes. You are fined 138 to get it cured.

Reply #635884

[stray quiver]

WHAT

[jolly edge]

HAHA

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You sold fish sandwiches and earned 58 in profits

Reply #838133

[jolly edge]

/work

[silent gale]

strolled_257

You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned 168

Reply #838252

[jolly edge]

/slut

[silent gale]

strolled_257

You cannot be a slut for 39 minutes and 6 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you 200

Reply #636374

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You take part in a medical research study and get paid 176 for your participation.

Reply #4910436

[hexed tundra]

/work

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn 183

Reply #36

[hexed tundra]

/slut

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him 350.

Reply #635908

[plain parrot]

/crime

[silent gale]

ssoap.s

You were caught trying to steal a cat, and have been given a 631 fine!

Reply #635893

[plain parrot]

/slut

[silent gale]

ssoap.s

You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you 224 after.

Reply #636261

[random geyser]

/slut

[silent gale]

carguy_213_54492

You give excellent head and earn a solid 172.

Reply #636528

[random geyser]

/work

[silent gale]

carguy_213_54492

You work as the namer of clouds and earn 124

Reply #8

[random geyser]

/balance

[toxic steppe]

/work

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You work as an iceberg mover and earn 197

Reply #31

[toxic steppe]

/crime

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You were caught vandalising a car and have been fined 318.

Reply #4910554

[toxic steppe]

/slut

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You get hired to take it hard for the night for 126!

Reply #636501

[rain hinge]

/work

[silent gale]

beniu2004

One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for 92

Reply #636016

[rain hinge]

/crime

[silent gale]

beniu2004

You were caught trying to smuggle illegal aliens across the border and have been fined 303

Reply #636218

[inner wharf]

/work

[silent gale]

oliviakofdk

You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn 145, albeit reluctantly.

Reply #636532

[inner wharf]

/work

[silent gale]

oliviakofdk

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 46 seconds.

[inner wharf]

/loan

[rich ferry]

/slut

[silent gale]

andrei1354785

You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned 288

Reply #636089

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid 108!

Reply #635882

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid 142!

Reply #635874

[hollow lily]

/work

[silent gale]

444.marlin.

Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you 133.

Reply #636403

[toxic steppe]

/crime

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You were caught trying to pickpocket! You are fined 631

Reply #636371

[toxic steppe]

/sur

[hardy bolt]

/crime

[silent gale]

spkmxax._97025

Unfortunately, your public indecency did not pay off and got caught. You were fined 211

Reply #635959

[hardy bolt]

WHA

[toxic steppe]

/slut

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra 172.

Reply #636068

[hardy bolt]

/crime

[silent gale]

spkmxax._97025

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 51 seconds.

[hardy bolt]

wow

/slut

[toxic steppe]

/work

[silent gale]

spkmxax._97025

You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you 229 in order to keep quiet about it.

Reply #636040

tew._.chopped

You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for 99

Reply #636317

[hardy bolt]

WHAT

how do I make money 🥺

/work

[silent gale]

spkmxax._97025

Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of 72 😃

Reply #636401

[hardy bolt]

/balance

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you 81.

Reply #636282

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 45 seconds.

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of 189 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...

Reply #636363

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 12 seconds.

[stray quiver]

God damn waiting time

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make 123.

Reply #4910437

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn 64

Reply #635865

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You work as a sewer inspector and earn 114

Reply #51

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid 196.

Reply #55462

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You work as a serial murderer... and earn 92

Reply #68

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You work as a smarties expert and earn 183

Reply #24

[sharp narwhal]

/work

[silent gale]

kayla568

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned 119.

Reply #636031

[sharp narwhal]

/slut

[silent gale]

kayla568

You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you 159 for your services.

Reply #636297

[sharp narwhal]

/rob @stray quiver

[silent gale]

kayla568

You attempted to rob chronella, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[sharp narwhal]

What

Noo

/rob @sharp narwhal

[silent gale]

kayla568

You cannot rob yourself!

[sharp narwhal]

Dang it

I wish

/rob @hardy bolt

[silent gale]

kayla568

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.

[sharp narwhal]

Well Rob someone in 1 hour then

[hardy bolt]

WHAT??

/rob @sharp narwhal

[silent gale]

spkmxax.

You were caught attempting to rob kayla568, and have been fined 217.

[hardy bolt]

WHAT

/work

[silent gale]

spkmxax.

You suggest something good and get rewarded 61

Reply #636552

[hardy bolt]

/bj 61

brah

[sharp narwhal]

Hahahaha

[stray quiver]

[sharp narwhal]

Chron you were supposed to leave some money out of your bank for me

[stray quiver]

Nah

[sharp narwhal]

Yes

Who dares me to rob cat next 😂😂

Let’s rob a mod and see what happens

[rich crater]

We rocking switch 2 chat

🥶🥶🥶🥶

[sharp narwhal]

Yess

[rich crater]

Yessiirr

[sharp narwhal]

I’m almost done with rdr 1 😭

[rich crater]

I just started

Like I got it today

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you 130 for your hard work

Reply #838130

[toxic steppe]

/work

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you 111

Reply #636333

[toxic steppe]

/crime

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You were caught vandalising a public restroom and have been fined 469.

Reply #4910505

[toxic steppe]

/slut

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You flashed your tits while streaming and received 183 in donations!

Reply #636030

[sharp narwhal]

/rob @rustic night

[silent gale]

kayla568

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 5 minutes and 2 seconds.

[sharp narwhal]

What fine I will do it later

[rain hinge]

/work

[silent gale]

beniu2004

You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning 160.

Reply #636314

[faint hazel]

/work

[silent gale]

sandro007888_

You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn 74

Reply #41

[faint hazel]

/work

[silent gale]

sandro007888_

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 59 seconds.

[faint hazel]

/withdraw

[rain hinge]

/work

[silent gale]

beniu2004

You baked some nice cookies for all, here is 167

Reply #636511

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You work as a pilot and earn 112

Reply #67

[rain hinge]

/work

[silent gale]

beniu2004

You work as a serial murderer... and earn 170

Reply #68

[hexed tundra]

/work

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made 102 off your performance.

Reply #834693

[hexed tundra]

/slut

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

You shake what your momma gave you for 326.

Reply #636544

[sharp narwhal]

/slut

[silent gale]

kayla568

You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for 305.

Reply #636452

[sharp narwhal]

/work

[silent gale]

kayla568

You did some social work for a good cause ! You received 68 for your contributions !

Reply #636321

[sharp narwhal]

/rob @rustic night

[silent gale]

kayla568

You were caught attempting to rob catie.cat, and have been fined 636.

[sharp narwhal]

Shit

[rain hinge]

/work

[silent gale]

beniu2004

You work as an elephant dresser and earn 109

Reply #43

[rain hinge]

/work

[silent gale]

beniu2004

You work as a street performer and earn 161

Reply #636362

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You work as a gender equality consultant and earn 53

Reply #45

[sharp narwhal]

/work

[silent gale]

kayla568

You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn 60

Reply #77

[sharp narwhal]

/slut

[silent gale]

kayla568

You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped 188

Reply #635904

[sharp narwhal]

Oh hell yeah

I’m definitely good at it ngl 😏

[vocal ether]

/work

[silent gale]

foxunistar

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you 76

Reply #78

[vocal ether]

/work

[silent gale]

foxunistar

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.

[vocal ether]

/rob @sharp narwhal

[silent gale]

foxunistar

You were caught attempting to rob kayla568, and have been fined 348.

[hardy bolt]

/rob @vocal ether

[silent gale]

spkmxax.

You attempted to rob foxunistar, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[hardy bolt]

awe shucks

/work

[silent gale]

spkmxax.

You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned 78!

Reply #636047

[vocal ether]

/rob @hardy bolt

[silent gale]

foxunistar

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 34 minutes.

[hardy bolt]

haha

[toxic steppe]

/work

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You work as a professional cuddler and earn 175

Reply #33

[toxic steppe]

/slut

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You go down on that rich kid and earn 319

Reply #635900

[toxic steppe]

/crime

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You tried griefing someone's house, but they placed a trap of TNT under it so you died. You have to pay 522 for damages

Reply #636324

[plain parrot]

/crime

[silent gale]

ssoap.s

Your money laundering scheme has backfired. After serving your sentence, you must re-pay 384 back as restitution.

Reply #636108

[sharp narwhal]

/crime

[silent gale]

kayla568

You attempted to divide by zero, destroying the world and losing 517 to restore your save file.

Reply #635926

[sharp narwhal]

/work

[silent gale]

kayla568

Great job! You work as a professional professional and got 61

Reply #204081

[sharp narwhal]

/slut

[silent gale]

kayla568

You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of 329

Reply #636070

[sharp narwhal]

Why is @silent gale exposing me of these things

[rain hinge]

/work

[silent gale]

beniu2004

You work as a head receiver and earn 178

Reply #22

[rain hinge]

/rob

[silent gale]

beniu2004

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You got featured and won 166

Reply #636295

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You work as a parkour specialist and earn 161

Reply #9

[hardy bolt]

/work

[silent gale]

spkmxax.

You work as a professional snuggler and earn 51

Reply #5

[stray quiver]

/slut

[silent gale]

chronella

You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay 213 to fix your leg

Reply #636011

[stray quiver]

😭

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make 95 for your dedication to laziness.

Reply #4910390

[stray quiver]

$95 for being lazy? Count me IN

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You work as a personal shopper and earn 75

Reply #52

[sharp narwhal]

/work

[silent gale]

kayla568

You work as a professional snuggler and earn 120

Reply #5

[sharp narwhal]

/slut

[silent gale]

kayla568

You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined 297

Reply #168

[sharp narwhal]

Shitt

Sweet home Alabama

[stray quiver]

💀

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You serve the customers and receive 196

Reply #636348

[toxic steppe]

/work

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You host a fine wine tasting event and get 150

Reply #636087

[toxic steppe]

/slut

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you 314 for your solid work.

Reply #636269

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and 125.

Reply #636411

[faint tiger]

/work

[silent gale]

ricky4carti.

You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for 153.

Reply #636443

[faint tiger]

/work

[silent gale]

ricky4carti.

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 45 seconds.

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You work as a water slide tester and earn 99

Reply #50

[stray quiver]

/slut

[silent gale]

chronella

You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up 307

Reply #7034

[stray quiver]

💀

[cedar jackal]

/work

[silent gale]

marnerprod_55292

You work as a serial murderer... and earn 91

Reply #68

[cedar jackal]

/slut

[silent gale]

marnerprod_55292

You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you 123.

Reply #636404

marnerprod_55292

You robbed 134 from ssoap.s.

[cedar jackal]

/dep 134

[rain hinge]

/work

[silent gale]

beniu2004

You work as a Discord bot developer and earn 58

Reply #70

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

Taxes collected! You have gained 154

Reply #636506

[muted mirage]

/work

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned 158!

Reply #636488

[muted mirage]

/crime

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You were caught trying to assassinate an African drug lord, and have been given a 485 fine!

Reply #635897

[muted mirage]

/slut

[silent gale]

rapzigon

In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you 137 to fuck the girls inside.

Reply #636365

[digital sandal]

/rob @twilit niche

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You attempted to rob perturbabe, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[digital sandal]

Bruh

[twilit niche]

/rob @digital sandal

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You robbed 8 from _vanda..

[twilit niche]

💀

[hexed tundra]

/work

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you 180 for your hard work

Reply #838130

[hexed tundra]

/slut

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up 172

Reply #7034

[muted mirage]

/work

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You fail at work, but your boss pays you 160 out of pity.

Reply #636290

[muted mirage]

/crime

[silent gale]

rapzigon

It's your lucky day! You found an unlocked bus and took out 437 from the box of fares.

Reply #838121

[muted mirage]

/slut

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated 247 to your Patreon!

Reply #635883

[karmic slate]

/slut

[silent gale]

ksp.skib

You have a good night out and earn 156.

Reply #635940

[karmic slate]

/crime

[silent gale]

ksp.skib

You're short when trying to pay for your food at Wawa, and take one too many pennies from their tips jar. Hang your head in shame and give 367 to make up for it

Reply #636289

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You work as a professional apologiser and earn 130

Reply #39

[stray quiver]

/slut

[silent gale]

chronella

You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined 284.

Reply #834714

[stray quiver]

😭

/crime

[silent gale]

chronella

You steal a celebrity's autograph book and sell it to a fan for 518.

Reply #4910517

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You work at the dump all day. Then you found 181 from a thrown out wallet.

Reply #636408

[faint tiger]

/work

[silent gale]

ricky4carti.

You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got 76.

Reply #636410

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You work as an elephant dresser and earn 79

Reply #43

[rich ferry]

/slut

[silent gale]

andrei1354785

You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received 233 from the men.

Reply #636081

[desert sorrel]

/slut

[silent gale]

roelof_lukka

Your client found your legs legendary and paid you 362

Reply #635974

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

Taxes collected! You have gained 51

Reply #636506

[stray quiver]

/slut

[silent gale]

chronella

You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you 300.

Reply #636404

[stray quiver]

/crime

[silent gale]

chronella

You failed to steal and the cops found you, you were fined 597

Reply #636504

[nova fog]

/crime

[silent gale]

rissabby

You unsuccessfully bribed a cop. See ya in prison, buddy. You lost 219

Reply #635876

[nova fog]

/mango

/slut

[silent gale]

rissabby

Your used underwear was bought on eBay for 378... yikes

Reply #635967

[nova fog]

/work

[silent gale]

rissabby

You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make 136.

Reply #4910434

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You cannot work for 19 seconds.

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid 180 for moving traffic cones on the road.

Reply #4910409

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You work as a streamer and gain 178 from donations

Reply #635918

[muted mirage]

/work

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid 132!

Reply #635874

[muted mirage]

/crime

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You lied on your tax return and have been fined 535.

Reply #4910539

[muted mirage]

/slut

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you 200.

Reply #636404

[toxic steppe]

/work

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid 85 for doing his job.

Reply #636484

[toxic steppe]

/slut

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

Nobody cares about you. You lost 323 trying to twerk.

Reply #636454

[toxic steppe]

/crime

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You hack into a social media account and post embarrassing content, demanding 265 to remove it

Reply #4910473

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got 65 for your efforts!

Reply #636053

[plain parrot]

/work

[silent gale]

ssoap.s

You develop games and earn 151.

Reply #636067

[plain parrot]

/crime

[silent gale]

ssoap.s

You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. This causes a spring lock failure and the employee dies. You get sued 672. Great job.

Reply #636357

[stray quiver]

/slut

[silent gale]

chronella

You have a good night out and earn 301.

Reply #635940

[stray quiver]

/crime

[silent gale]

chronella

You were hired by a hitman to murder Flanders, you had to throw out your white shirt but you managed to rack up 502

Reply #636445

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You clean off the counters and get paid 98

Reply #636338

[plain parrot]

/work

[silent gale]

ssoap.s

You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn 74

Reply #636035

[plain parrot]

/slut

[silent gale]

ssoap.s

You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you 377 for your services.

Reply #636297

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and 176. Good job.

Reply #636285

[stray quiver]

/slut

[silent gale]

chronella

You cannot be a slut for 16 minutes and 22 seconds.

[stray quiver]

/crime

[silent gale]

chronella

You cannot commit a crime for 16 minutes and 31 seconds.

[stray quiver]

Wow okay

[hexed tundra]

/crime

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

You were caught stealing from a charity and have been fined 547.

Reply #4910555

[tight wagon]

/crime

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You got caught with garlic bread in your purse! You pay the restaurant 210

Reply #635969

[tight wagon]

/work

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You take part in a medical research study and get paid 144 for your participation.

Reply #4910436

[tight wagon]

/work

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.

[tight wagon]

/slut

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You earn 100 for giving some succ (the good kind)

Reply #635878

[tight wagon]

/crime

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 38 seconds.

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of 112.

Reply #636406

[stray quiver]

/slut

[silent gale]

chronella

You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid 175

Reply #636463

[stray quiver]

/crime

[silent gale]

chronella

You pose as a tour guide and steal from tourists, making 647 before being caught

Reply #4910478

[spare shell]

/slut

[silent gale]

fnaf_faner

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you 179 for the good time.

Reply #635911

[spare shell]

WOAH

/work

[silent gale]

fnaf_faner

You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn 174

Reply #62

[faint tiger]

/crime

[silent gale]

ricky4carti.

Find some weed and sell it for 612

Reply #635870

[faint tiger]

/slut

[silent gale]

ricky4carti.

You earned 250 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.

Reply #636027

[faint tiger]

/work

[silent gale]

ricky4carti.

You work as a wine taster and earn 79

Reply #15

[tight wagon]

/slut

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You cannot be a slut for 2 minutes and 1 second.

[tight wagon]

/work

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for 127.

Reply #636303

[tight wagon]

/bj 100

[light turret]

/work

[silent gale]

x3mblez

You work as a gender equality consultant and earn 86

Reply #45

[light turret]

/crime

[silent gale]

x3mblez

You steal your neighbour's garden gnome and sell it on eBay for 330

Reply #4910479

[light turret]

/slut

[silent gale]

x3mblez

You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed 102.

Reply #636063

[light turret]

Grrr

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make 115.

Reply #4910437

[stray quiver]

/crime

[silent gale]

chronella

You cannot commit a crime for 1 minute and 18 seconds.

[faint tiger]

/work

[silent gale]

ricky4carti.

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 32 seconds.

[stray quiver]

Wow okay

[tight wagon]

/crime

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You did a crime and for some reason you now have 440 more

Reply #636422

[tight wagon]

/slut

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

Your pimp gives you an extra 216

Reply #636546

[stray quiver]

/slut

[silent gale]

chronella

You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for 316.

Reply #636452

[stray quiver]

/crime

[silent gale]

chronella

The cops start chasing you, and 495 falls out of your pocket!

Reply #636522

[faint tiger]

/work

[silent gale]

ricky4carti.

You work as a street performer and earn 102

Reply #636362

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is 70!

Reply #636316

[stray quiver]

$70 to endure pain is Diabolical

I'll take 50 more spicy chilli

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of 184 anyway.

Reply #636409

[desert sorrel]

/slut

[silent gale]

roelof_lukka

You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw 227 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!

Reply #636453

[desert sorrel]

/slut

[silent gale]

roelof_lukka

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 48 seconds.

[desert sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

roelof_lukka

You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for 85.

Reply #636512

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

58 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.

Reply #636327

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You walk dogs for 191.

Reply #636065

[jagged trail]

/slut

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You get paid 231 for crossdressing

Reply #635922

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You work as a professional snuggler and earn 162

Reply #5

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn 155

Reply #38

[stray quiver]

/slut

[silent gale]

chronella

You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay 234 to get it repaired.

Reply #636005

[stray quiver]

/crime

[silent gale]

chronella

You manage to persuade a Lord into thinking that you're a banker. He gives you his 418 for safe keeping.

Reply #636233

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You work as a snake milker and earn 80

Reply #30

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You cannot work for 32 seconds.

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn 86

Reply #72

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly 68

Reply #636015

[narrow pasture]

/work

[silent gale]

gray041105

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you 195

Reply #78

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You work as an ear cleaner and earn 138

Reply #44

[stray quiver]

/crime

[silent gale]

chronella

You got caught raiding and got fined 293

Reply #636150

[stray quiver]

/slut

[silent gale]

chronella

You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some 181

Reply #635966

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as the head of elephants and earn 119

Reply #7

[muted mirage]

/work

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You shine people's shoes in class and they give you 90.

Reply #636531

[muted mirage]

/crime

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined 251.

Reply #4910503

[muted mirage]

/slut

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you 235 in return!

Reply #635891

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth 167.

Reply #636553

[stray quiver]

/crime

[silent gale]

chronella

You break into a university's research facility and steal a prototype robot, which you sell to a tech company for 472.

Reply #4910524

chronella

You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you 368.

Reply #636404

[stray quiver]

/slut

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You work as a caterpillar walker and earn 97 for walking caterpillars on leaves.

Reply #4910411

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make 118 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.

Reply #4910395

[faint tiger]

/crime

[silent gale]

ricky4carti.

You sneak into a hotel room and steal the minibar, selling the contents for 309

Reply #4910480

[faint tiger]

/slut

[silent gale]

ricky4carti.

While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was 187, this sort of thing can never be fixed.

Reply #636366

[faint tiger]

/work

[silent gale]

ricky4carti.

You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make 159

Reply #635903

[plain parrot]

/crime

[silent gale]

ssoap.s

You tried to eat potatoes but they retaliated and stole 589 from you!

Reply #635931

[tight wagon]

/slut

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing 162 to resolve your burnt skin.

Reply #636270

[tight wagon]

/work

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn 160

Reply #75

[tight wagon]

/crime

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You unsuccessfully bribed a cop. See ya in prison, buddy. You lost 582

Reply #635876

[tight wagon]

/work

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make 83 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.

Reply #4910403

[tight wagon]

/slut

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You cannot be a slut for 23 minutes and 16 seconds.

[tight wagon]

/crime

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You cannot commit a crime for 23 minutes and 28 seconds.

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You suggest something good and get rewarded 184

Reply #636552

[stray quiver]

/crime

[silent gale]

chronella

You have been fined 391 because you ate during work hours.

Reply #636146

[stray quiver]

/slut

[silent gale]

chronella

You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of 204

Reply #636070

[muted mirage]

/work

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn 96, albeit reluctantly.

Reply #636532

[muted mirage]

/crime

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You steal a child's piggy bank for 551

Reply #636128

[muted mirage]

/slut

[silent gale]

rapzigon

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you 238 as a punishment because there's kids watching.

Reply #636355

[wraith wave]

/crime

[silent gale]

n.noctis112_83685

You robbed the Grinch and happen to find something in his collection! You sell it for 534

Reply #636323

[wraith wave]

/work

[silent gale]

n.noctis112_83685

Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found 91

Reply #636554

[wraith wave]

/slut

[silent gale]

n.noctis112_83685

Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you 146 for public indecency.

Reply #636266

[wraith wave]

FUCK

/slut

[silent gale]

n.noctis112_83685

You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes.

[wraith wave]

/work

[silent gale]

n.noctis112_83685

You cannot work for 7 minutes and 21 seconds.

[wraith wave]

/crime

[silent gale]

n.noctis112_83685

You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 12 seconds.

[turbid bluff]

/work

[silent gale]

chrissy100823

You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received 99 from your peers.

Reply #636056

[turbid bluff]

/work

[silent gale]

chrissy100823

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 41 seconds.

[wraith wave]

/work

[silent gale]

n.noctis112_83685

You participate in a psychological experiment and earn 56 for your participation.

Reply #4910440

[wraith wave]

bro only 56?!?!?!!? wtf

this better be good habibi or im finished

/slut

[silent gale]

n.noctis112_83685

You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with 167.

Reply #636368

[wraith wave]

/crime

[silent gale]

n.noctis112_83685

You were caught stealing flowers from a public garden and have been fined 477.

Reply #4910547

[wraith wave]

oh hell nah

[digital sandal]

/rob @twilit niche

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You attempted to rob perturbabe, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[twilit niche]

/rob @digital sandal

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You were caught attempting to rob _vanda., and have been fined 615.

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a caterpillar walker and earn 175 for walking caterpillars on leaves.

Reply #4910411

[twilit niche]

/crime

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You were caught eating cakes in a bakery, you have been fined 414!

Reply #636312

[twilit niche]

/slut

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of 388!

Reply #635946

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You work as a professional cock fighter and earn 160

Reply #7083

[stray quiver]

/crime

[silent gale]

chronella

Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back 290 to dodge death.

Reply #635889

[stray quiver]

/slut

[silent gale]

chronella

You couldn't get it up and lost 137

Reply #635930

[stray quiver]

💀

[plain parrot]

/slut

[silent gale]

ssoap.s

You get 148 through donations on your cam stream.

Reply #636502

[worldly folio]

/rob

[silent gale]

dutchiemaboah

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[worldly folio]

/rob @worldly folio

[silent gale]

dutchiemaboah

You cannot rob yourself!

[worldly folio]

/rob @plain parrot

[silent gale]

dutchiemaboah

You attempted to rob ssoap.s, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[worldly folio]

/rob @twilit niche

[silent gale]

dutchiemaboah

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.

[worldly folio]

FUCK

/crime

[silent gale]

dutchiemaboah

You were caught not helping to commit the crime, and just sitting on your lazy ass on Discord.
For this you've been fined 641

Reply #172

[worldly folio]

omg

/balance

/slut

[silent gale]

dutchiemaboah

You work as a lubricant tester and earn 189.

Reply #636054

[worldly folio]

/slut

[silent gale]

dutchiemaboah

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 54 seconds.

[worldly folio]

/morelube

[worldly folio]

nuh uh

[faint tiger]

/work

[silent gale]

ricky4carti.

You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain 120! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed

Reply #636346

[faint tiger]

/slut

[silent gale]

ricky4carti.

You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to 239.

Reply #636479

[faint tiger]

/crime

[silent gale]

ricky4carti.

While robbing a dirty video store, you get distracted and lose track of time. The police arrive, arrest you, and your bail cost 492.

Reply #55472

[muted mirage]

/work

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You sell your crab for 66, you monster

Reply #635944

[muted mirage]

/crime

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You got caught trying to steal Robux and got a 475 fine.

Reply #636180

[muted mirage]

/slut

[silent gale]

rapzigon

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of 190, and you go ahead with it.

Reply #636421

[hexed tundra]

/work

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn 140

Reply #49

[hexed tundra]

/slut

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you 293 to fuck the girls inside.

Reply #636365

[tight wagon]

/slut

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your 98.

Reply #636472

[tight wagon]

/crime

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You successfully created a pyramid scheme making 443 in the process.

Reply #636179

[tight wagon]

/work

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth 67!

Reply #636343

[tight wagon]

/slut

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You cannot be a slut for 18 minutes and 25 seconds.

[tight wagon]

/work

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You have a successful YouTube channel and make 196 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue

Reply #635986

[tight wagon]

/slut

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent 165 to your Patreon

Reply #635975

[tight wagon]

/crime

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You hacked google and stole 525.

Reply #636184

[tight wagon]

/work

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got 198.

Reply #636410

[toxic steppe]

/slut

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You post nudes on the internet for 199

Reply #636120

[toxic steppe]

/work

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You work as a space lawyer and earn 125

Reply #6

[toxic steppe]

/crime

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You kidnap a citizen and take them hostage for 425

Reply #636311

[lyric crane]

/slut

[silent gale]

baconboi_23728

You are weirdly good with your hands, have 171

Reply #636555

[lyric crane]

Yesss

Now lets gamble

[random geyser]

/slut

[silent gale]

carguy_213_54492

You work as a lubricant tester and earn 225.

Reply #636054

[random geyser]

/work

[silent gale]

carguy_213_54492

You work as a help desk technician and earn 141

Reply #3

[faint tiger]

/work

[silent gale]

ricky4carti.

You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received 123 from your peers.

Reply #636056

[faint tiger]

/sult

/Slut

[silent gale]

ricky4carti.

You work at the strip club and earn 135.

Reply #636529

[faint tiger]

/ crime

[silent gale]

ricky4carti.

You get caught adding your milk before your cereal and receive a fine of 413

Reply #636169

[plain parrot]

/slut

[silent gale]

ssoap.s

You get paid 176 for crossdressing

Reply #635922

[plain parrot]

/work

[silent gale]

ssoap.s

You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned 158!

Reply #635987

[plain parrot]

/rob @faint tiger

[silent gale]

ssoap.s

You attempted to rob ricky4carti., but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[plain parrot]

/crime

[silent gale]

ssoap.s

Trying to rob someone isn't that easy. They attack you and steal 505, luckily you aren't reported.

Reply #636292

[ruby lynx]

/work

[silent gale]

xxmidnightslayerxx.

You work as a pet food taster and earn 181.

Reply #4910439

[ruby lynx]

/slut

[silent gale]

xxmidnightslayerxx.

You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay 273 for child support before disownment.

Reply #635886

[ruby lynx]

DANG IT

[tight wagon]

/crime

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You steal a painting of a mustached man and sell it for 494.

Reply #636208

[tight wagon]

/slut

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in 350

Reply #81

[tight wagon]

/work

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make 58 for your entertaining bedtime stories.

Reply #4910401

[tight wagon]

/crime

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You cannot commit a crime for 8 minutes and 12 seconds.

[tight wagon]

/work

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get 163

Reply #636083

[tight wagon]

/work

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn 58

Reply #72

[tight wagon]

/slut

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You hooked up with a couple of guys for 240

Reply #636313

[tight wagon]

/crime

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You failed to steal and the cops found you, you were fined 523

Reply #636504

[rain hinge]

/work

[silent gale]

beniu2004

You work as an eel ecologist and earn 90

Reply #55

[fathom haven]

/work

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for 167.

Reply #636443

[fathom haven]

/crime

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You receive an unmarked letter in the post. Inside is a cheque of 615, which probably means that the "business" went well.

Reply #636263

[fierce sapphire]

/crime

[silent gale]

blufoxie

You tried to steal from this server's bank. Obviously, that didn't end well. You were given a fine of 209

Reply #635998

[fierce sapphire]

/crime

[silent gale]

blufoxie

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 47 seconds.

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

Taxes collected! You have gained 192

Reply #636506

[stray quiver]

/crime

[silent gale]

chronella

You are caught jaywalking while stealing a purse and are fined 630

Reply #636103

[stray quiver]

/slut

[silent gale]

chronella

You have a good night out and earn 189.

Reply #635940

[rough cedar]

/crime

[silent gale]

pracktisch_big

You stole a street sign as a prank, but got caught and have been fined 267.

Reply #4910536

[rough cedar]

/slut

[silent gale]

pracktisch_big

Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John 79

Reply #177

[rough cedar]

/work

[silent gale]

pracktisch_big

You worked overtime for 166

Reply #636536

[rough cedar]

/bj

/work

[silent gale]

pracktisch_big

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 51 seconds.

[faint tiger]

/work

[silent gale]

ricky4carti.

You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn 100

Reply #75

[faint tiger]

/sult

/slut

[silent gale]

ricky4carti.

You earn 394 for giving some succ (the good kind)

Reply #635878

[faint tiger]

/ crime

[silent gale]

ricky4carti.

You rob an orphanage for 699

Reply #636196

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You baked some nice cookies for all, here is 92

Reply #636511

[stray quiver]

/crime

[silent gale]

chronella

You cannot commit a crime for 19 minutes and 14 seconds.

[rough cedar]

/work

[silent gale]

pracktisch_big

You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn 153

Reply #19

[plain parrot]

/crime

[silent gale]

ssoap.s

You were caught trying to steal a cat, and have been given a 5 fine!

Reply #635893

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You work as a bride kidnapper and earn 163

Reply #21

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make 75.

Reply #4910437

[stray quiver]

/slut

[silent gale]

chronella

You suck some toes and earn 323

Reply #636551

[stray quiver]

/crime

[silent gale]

chronella

You make a profit selling catnip on the streets, and get 432.

Reply #636300

[faint tiger]

/crime

[silent gale]

ricky4carti.

You were caught not helping to commit the crime and instead sitting on your lazy ass talking about it on Discord and were ratted out for 369

Reply #635921

[faint tiger]

/sult

/slut

[silent gale]

ricky4carti.

You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed 207.

Reply #636063

[faint tiger]

/work

[silent gale]

ricky4carti.

You have worked in the prison gardens for 91

Reply #636468

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You repair the arcade machines and receive 187

Reply #636347

[cobalt tartan]

/woro

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found 169!

Reply #636550

[muted mirage]

/work

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned 132

Reply #635873

[muted mirage]

/crime

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You got caught speeding, your ticket comes to 476

Reply #636019

[muted mirage]

/slut

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You are weirdly good with your hands, have 181

Reply #636555

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You work as a lubricant tester and earn 70

Reply #10

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You serve the customers and receive 126

Reply #636348

[stray quiver]

/crime

[silent gale]

chronella

You got caught with garlic bread in your purse! You pay the restaurant 436

Reply #635969

[stray quiver]

/slut

[silent gale]

chronella

You flashed your tits while streaming and received 245 in donations!

Reply #636030

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn 99

Reply #11

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and 174. Good job.

Reply #636285

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn 104!

Reply #636293

[stray quiver]

/item

Idfk what the commands are they ain't showing 😔

[toxic steppe]

/work

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got 81 for it!

Reply #636559

[toxic steppe]

/slut

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you 387 in return!

Reply #635891

[toxic steppe]

/crime

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

Stealing candy from a baby didn't turn out to be as easy as you'd think, you've been fined 580

Reply #636237

[tight wagon]

/crime

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You failed stealing candy from a kid and got fined 7

Reply #636113

[tight wagon]

/slut

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have 134

Reply #1441157

[tight wagon]

/work

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You work as a comedian and earn 187

Reply #29

[jagged trail]

/slut

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You work as a lubricant tester and earn 262.

Reply #636054

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

Someone came and performed a play. They gave you 126 for watching.

Reply #636345

[tight wagon]

/crime

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You were caught vandalising a car and have been fined 334.

Reply #4910554

[tight wagon]

/slut

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was 273, this sort of thing can never be fixed.

Reply #636366

[tight wagon]

/work

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you 56 when you got back home

Reply #636513

[toxic steppe]

/crime

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You break into a builder's workshop and manage to steal 407

Reply #636121

[toxic steppe]

/slut

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra 110.

Reply #636068

[toxic steppe]

/work

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn 71

Reply #230203

[hardy heron]

/work

[silent gale]

mykingdomtown

You put your nose to the grindstone and earned 94.

Reply #636429

[hardy heron]

/slut

[silent gale]

mykingdomtown

Your client sticks it inside you and pays you 232

Reply #636500

[hardy heron]

/crime

[silent gale]

mykingdomtown

You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of 602

Reply #636257

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth 198.

Reply #636553

[old flax]

/work

[silent gale]

deerofmalice

You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn 198

Reply #19

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn 113

Reply #2

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you 117

Reply #636353

[tight wagon]

/slut

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes 62, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.

Reply #636265

[tight wagon]

/crime

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You rob from a bank and gained 572 for escaping without being caught

Reply #636505

[tight wagon]

/work

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of 76.

Reply #636406

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid 191 for doing it

Reply #636462

[stray quiver]

/slut

[silent gale]

chronella

You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated 247 to your Patreon!

Reply #635883

[stray quiver]

/crime

[silent gale]

chronella

You were caught hacking into someone's computer and have been fined 641.

Reply #4910556

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You help clean a horses stable for 79

Reply #3031286

[rain hinge]

/work

[silent gale]

beniu2004

You bought and sold items and profited 180

Reply #636437

[brave cedar]

/work

[silent gale]

mason122312

You receive a check of 185 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.

Reply #636260

[brave cedar]

/slut

[silent gale]

mason122312

You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you 162.

Reply #636367

[brave cedar]

/work

[silent gale]

mason122312

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 18 seconds.

[brave cedar]

Am I cooked

/crime

[silent gale]

mason122312

You robbed the police station, which normally is a stupid idea, but they took the day off. You escaped with a police car, which you sold for 305

Reply #838120

[brave cedar]

/crime

[silent gale]

mason122312

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 45 seconds.

[muted mirage]

/work

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You develop games and earn 154.

Reply #636067

[muted mirage]

/crime

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You were busted in your crime and were sentenced to jail. Your bail cost 270

Reply #636376

[muted mirage]

/slut

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You hooked up with a couple of guys for 253

Reply #636313

[tight wagon]

/slut

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you 136 in order to keep quiet about it.

Reply #636040

[tight wagon]

/work

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn 106

Reply #62

[tight wagon]

/crime

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You were caught trying to pickpocket! You are fined 448

Reply #636371

[plain parrot]

/crime

[silent gale]

ssoap.s

You got caught trying to steal Robux and got a 10 fine.

Reply #636180

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You worked at the office overtime for 112

Reply #636457

[tight wagon]

/work

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn 90

Reply #230200

[tight wagon]

/slut

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

Nobody cares about you. You lost 175 trying to twerk.

Reply #636454

[tight wagon]

/crime

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You were caught stealing flowers from a public park and have been fined 300.

Reply #4910496

[muted mirage]

/work

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You develop games and earn 145.

Reply #636067

[muted mirage]

/crime

[silent gale]

rapzigon

Unfortunately, your public indecency did not pay off and got caught. You were fined 521

Reply #635959

[muted mirage]

/slut

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs 215

Reply #635912

[tight wagon]

/work

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You work as a parkour specialist and earn 93

Reply #9

[tight wagon]

/slut

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with 233.

Reply #636465

[tight wagon]

/crime

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You kidnaped a cat and took it hostage for 374

Reply #636042

[digital sandal]

/rob @twilit niche

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You attempted to rob perturbabe, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[twilit niche]

Subaru

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly 75

Reply #636015

[toxic steppe]

/slut

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse, 218 went down your toilet

Reply #636032

[toxic steppe]

/crime

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

Sitting on a cop car wasn't smart. They gave you a 543 fine, because nobody likes marks being left on their windows!

Reply #838106

[toxic steppe]

/work

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you 157, as it was originally their job

Reply #636304

[rain hinge]

/work

[silent gale]

beniu2004

You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth 151.

Reply #636553

[tight wagon]

/work

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You milk a cow for 60

Reply #41924

[tight wagon]

/crime

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You steal your neighbour's Wi-Fi and charge them 395 for it

Reply #4910464

[tight wagon]

/slut

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs 204

Reply #635912

[rain hinge]

/work

[silent gale]

beniu2004

You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn 199.

Reply #636451

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded 111.

Reply #636060

[twilit niche]

/crime

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You tried to trip an old man and he beats you with a stick. The police then arrive on scene and fine you 303 for attempted murder.

Reply #55470

[twilit niche]

/slut

[silent gale]

perturbabe

Your client sticks it inside you and pays you 347

Reply #636500

[twilit niche]

/rob @digital sandal

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You were caught attempting to rob _vanda., and have been fined 527.

[twilit niche]

Fuck off

[toxic steppe]

/crime

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You got caught by the FBI trying to get a free Minecraft account. You've been sent to jail and fined 507!

Reply #635982

[toxic steppe]

/slut

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you 252 for the good time.

Reply #635911

[toxic steppe]

/work

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid 160 and given a bottle of wine.

Reply #636483

[tight wagon]

/work

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned 130

Reply #636080

[tight wagon]

/slut

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was 221, this sort of thing can never be fixed.

Reply #636366

[tight wagon]

/crime

[silent gale]

delightful_quail_37079

You knock out a soccer mom in a fight for toilet paper. You got your toilet paper but you were fined 397 for offending the soccer mom.

Reply #834632

[faint tiger]

/work

[silent gale]

ricky4carti.

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 62.

Reply #636058

[faint tiger]

/slut

[silent gale]

ricky4carti.

You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as 327!

Reply #204738

[faint tiger]

/crime

[silent gale]

ricky4carti.

Don't tell anybody what you just did. Here is 482.

Reply #636162

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of 62.

Reply #636406

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a child birth educator and earn 168

Reply #60

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 6 minutes and 38 seconds.

[past zenith]

/work

[silent gale]

roguenomad22

You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly 106

Reply #636015

[toxic steppe]

/work

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip 188.

Reply #635939

[toxic steppe]

/slut

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay 351 to fix your leg

Reply #636011

[toxic steppe]

/crime

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You lied on your tax return and have been fined 554.

Reply #4910539

[muted mirage]

/work

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding 146. Congrats!

Reply #636450

[muted mirage]

/crime

[silent gale]

rapzigon

An informant catches you in the act and relays it to the authorities. You are caught and fined 314

Reply #636107

[muted mirage]

/slut

[silent gale]

rapzigon

Your client sticks it inside you and pays you 172

Reply #636500

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you 136

Reply #636374

[lyric crane]

/slut

[silent gale]

baconboi_23728

You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you 299 to clean the stains.

Reply #55473

[toxic steppe]

/work

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for 161

Reply #636317

[toxic steppe]

/slut

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You suck some toes and earn 133

Reply #636551

[toxic steppe]

/crime

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You pickpocket every single person in the parliament entrance and sneak away with 509

Reply #636214

[foggy rain]

/work

[silent gale]

tecumpseh

You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get 184 for all your items.

Reply #636459

[foggy rain]

/slut

[silent gale]

tecumpseh

Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined 105

Reply #636037

[foggy rain]

/crime

[silent gale]

tecumpseh

Those weren't girl scout cookies, but hey you got 478

Reply #635957

[cedar jackal]

/work

[silent gale]

marnerprod_55292

You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make 200 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.

Reply #4910404

[cedar jackal]

/slut

[silent gale]

marnerprod_55292

You worked as a sperm donor and earned 100

Reply #838098

[cedar jackal]

/leaderboard

/balance

[vivid epoch]

/slut

[silent gale]

broski5554

You got your daily dose of Vitamin D 261 : D

Reply #635875

[toxic steppe]

/crime

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You dabbed on the haters and got 482

Reply #635938

[toxic steppe]

/slut

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost 206

Reply #635999

[toxic steppe]

/work

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you 61 for your hard work

Reply #838130

[somber swift]

/work

[silent gale]

jenna.net2

You work as a space lawyer and earn 115

Reply #6

[somber swift]

/slut

[silent gale]

jenna.net2

You found an extra 241 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all

Reply #635997

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain 177! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed

Reply #636346

[plain parrot]

/work

[silent gale]

ssoap.s

You do some work around the house for 122

Reply #41920

[plain parrot]

/crime

[silent gale]

ssoap.s

You tried to jump the old lady walking down the street. Turns out she had a gun, and robbed you blind of 128

Reply #636018

[wanton compass]

/slut

[silent gale]

jwid100

You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn 150.

Reply #636527

[rain hinge]

/work

[silent gale]

beniu2004

You did some odd jobs in the city and earned 143. Good job!

Reply #636279