back-room

[fathom haven]

Are we deadass no garlic butter js powder?

[tardy nest]

who diced that ?

[fathom haven]

Ummm how about fucking Biology

[woeful flame]

Garlic butter would make me fat as shit I'm tryna lose weight and I made it semi healthy

[fathom haven]

Right...

[tardy nest]

well fuck biology

[fathom haven]

Would be better if you labeled it as some sort of grilled cheese but okay

[fathom haven]

Well then fuck you

[woeful flame]

Ok I just fucked biology now what 😰

[fathom haven]

😭

[wary terrace]

what

[fathom haven]

This has gone South in every way possible how tf do you fuck Biology

[woeful flame]

Haha lol

And I just got done fucking a shadow too

[fathom haven]

Bro what.

[wary terrace]

i think this is a good time for me to leave

[tardy nest]

what is ur name

[fathom haven]

Joe mama

[tardy nest]

well fuck u joe mama

[fathom haven]

I did fuck yo mama

[woeful flame]

God dammit how many people I gotta fuck

[fathom haven]

Yo mama

[woeful flame]

I'll fuck your mama

[fathom haven]

I'll fuck your father

That. Couldn't sound more gay....

[woeful flame]

Do it then

[fathom haven]

Huh.

[tardy nest]

oh no u choosed wrong person to fuck with

[fathom haven]

Nuh uh

[woeful flame]

Fuck him fuck him hard

[fathom haven]

STFU

[sacred jungle]

[rustic night]

Settle down people

[fathom haven]

Anyway

[sacred jungle]

Ummm

[rustic night]

Find something else to talk about

[woeful flame]

So the weather

[fathom haven]

Mk

How abt Communism

[sacred jungle]

th wehather..

weather

[sacred jungle]

r u a communist twin

[fathom haven]

No

[sacred jungle]

wy do u wanna talk abt it..

[fathom haven]

Not the last time I checked

[sacred jungle]

LOL

[woeful flame]

Was that a mod

[fathom haven]

I think IDK

I have a topic perfect for black history month tho

[woeful flame]

They must of got notified

[fathom haven]

Lol

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You work as a caterpillar walker and earn 60 for walking caterpillars on leaves.

Reply #4910411

[fathom haven]

I mean it's js the average convo on discord

[woeful flame]

On god

[fathom haven]

A fkn caterpillar Walker....

[woeful flame]

Yo wtf I didn't even read that I switched so fast so you couldn't rob me

[fathom haven]

LMAO

[tardy nest]

btw i want ask something

[fathom haven]

What

[tardy nest]

what are the best pistols in game

[woeful flame]

126$ better tuck that away

[fathom haven]

Yo mama

[tardy nest]

[fathom haven]

[woeful flame]

@tardy nest I'd say the volcanic pistol that's about the only one I use

[fathom haven]

Nuh uh Mauser Pistol

[woeful flame]

If you want power use the volcanic pistol if you want speed use the Mauser pistol

[tardy nest]

they are slow

[fathom haven]

I personally fav the Double action revolver tho

[tardy nest]

m1899 pistol rdr2 im using this ones and i found them really good but is there better opition?

[tardy nest]

intersting

[tardy nest]

thnks for telling me

[woeful flame]

@tardy nest you're welcome

[tardy nest]

i care more about speed becouse one shot in head is more easier

[woeful flame]

I guess

[fathom haven]

/slut

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of 301, and you go ahead with it.

Reply #636421

[tardy nest]

so wihch one is the slut ? you?

hahahaha

[fathom haven]

Idk man

/work

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You work as a Penguinologist and earn 175

Reply #636079

[lunar epoch]

/work

[silent gale]

oddrccar

You work as a professional cat-petter and earn 166

Reply #636438

[toxic steppe]

/crime

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

Local crime lords remember you still owe a debt to them. You are robbed at gunpoint and lose 324.

Reply #636252

[toxic steppe]

/work

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of 97.

Reply #636406

[toxic steppe]

/slut

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

Your used underwear was bought on eBay for 133... yikes

Reply #635967

[lunar epoch]

/work

[silent gale]

oddrccar

You cannot work for 1 second.

[lunar epoch]

/work

[silent gale]

oddrccar

You have worked in the prison gardens for 85

Reply #636468

[lunar epoch]

!slut

/slut

[silent gale]

oddrccar

You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes 298 from you.

Reply #636558

[lunar epoch]

/work

[silent gale]

oddrccar

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 27 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work for a private military company, earning 169

Reply #636074

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make 77 for your vivid imagination.

Reply #4910393

[fathom haven]

/work

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You work as a professional cat-petter and earn 160

Reply #636438

[lunar epoch]

/work

[silent gale]

oddrccar

You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make 127.

Reply #635990

[fathom haven]

/work

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive 167

Reply #636496

[lunar epoch]

/work

[silent gale]

oddrccar

You drive women to the store for 151

Reply #636048

[fathom haven]

/slut

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You work as a cunning linguist and earn 290

Reply #28

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You slept in a bed and found 112 under your pillow when you woke up

Reply #838259

[fathom haven]

Idk how that works but okay

[lunar epoch]

/work

[silent gale]

oddrccar

You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining 147

Reply #636385

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's 90.

Reply #636071

[fathom haven]

/slut

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You cannot be a slut for 6 minutes and 56 seconds.

[fathom haven]

/work

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make 191.

Reply #4910428

[fathom haven]

/crime

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

What me? No, I didn't commit a crime. Crime-who? Crime-what? Acquire 465 for something that definitely wasn't illegal

Reply #636275

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received 145 from your peers.

Reply #636056

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You take part in a Civil War battle and earn 173 for your team winning!

Reply #636319

[exotic notch]

/work

[silent gale]

iantlion

You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain 132! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed

Reply #636346

[exotic notch]

/crime

[silent gale]

iantlion

You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube that gets a lot of hits, 252 arrives in the mail the next day.

Reply #636447

[exotic notch]

/slut

[silent gale]

iantlion

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was 109 in a baggie next to you.

Reply #636405

[stray meteor]

/slut

[silent gale]

monii255

You couldn't get it up and lost 116

Reply #635930

[stray meteor]

/work

[silent gale]

monii255

You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for 194

Reply #636397

[stray meteor]

/crime

[silent gale]

monii255

You chopped down a government-protected tree and found 454 in it!

Reply #636219

[stray meteor]

/rob @fathom haven

[silent gale]

monii255

You were caught attempting to rob ford_locomotive_34967, and have been fined 455.

[stray meteor]

Damn

[dire briar]

/slut

[silent gale]

oliveryshoe

You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost 171

Reply #636342

[dire briar]

/crime

[silent gale]

oliveryshoe

You choked on your aspirations. You lost 240

Reply #635935

[fathom haven]

/work

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You worked overtime for 177

Reply #636536

[dire briar]

/work

[silent gale]

oliveryshoe

You gave yourself 96 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...

Reply #636480

[dire briar]

/bal

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You clean off the counters and get paid 112

Reply #636338

[fathom haven]

Salutations monkeys I hope everyone's mornings and or night is going as pleasant as always

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make 147 for your entertaining bedtime stories.

Reply #4910401

[light marten]

/work

[silent gale]

s0c1alyawkwardturtl3

You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found 171 on the floor.

Reply #636029

[light marten]

/slut

[silent gale]

s0c1alyawkwardturtl3

You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you 355!

Reply #635983

[light marten]

/crime

[silent gale]

s0c1alyawkwardturtl3

You were caught driving a car with expired license plates and have been fined 590.

Reply #4910493

[light marten]

/balance

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you 73, it must be your lucky day!

Reply #834699

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a sandwich artist and earn 138

Reply #4

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You fail at work, but your boss pays you 146 out of pity.

Reply #636290

[hexed tundra]

/work

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn 108

Reply #2

[hexed tundra]

/slut

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn 168

Reply #82

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make 180.

Reply #4910428

[cedar jackal]

/work

[silent gale]

marnerprod_55292

You work as the namer of clouds and earn 170

Reply #8

[cedar jackal]

/slut

[silent gale]

marnerprod_55292

You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse, 161 went down your toilet

Reply #636032

[cedar jackal]

/rob

[silent gale]

marnerprod_55292

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You walk dogs for 194.

Reply #636065

[steel hollow]

/work

[silent gale]

pr3ttymuch_aperson_68869

You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make 169 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.

Reply #4910395

[steel hollow]

/crime

[silent gale]

pr3ttymuch_aperson_68869

You entered the Royal Palace and stole a precious diamond. You then sold it for 677

Reply #636154

[steel hollow]

Yay

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a parkour specialist and earn 160

Reply #9

[twilit niche]

/rob @digital sandal

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You attempted to rob _vanda., but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You work at the dump all day. Then you found 64 from a thrown out wallet.

Reply #636408

[stray meteor]

/work

[silent gale]

monii255

You eat bananas for a living and get 90

Reply #636535

[stray meteor]

/slut

[silent gale]

monii255

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you 195 to stop because that's weird.

Reply #636350

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain 114 though.

Reply #636392

[atomic hound]

/work

[silent gale]

m00sieaiden

You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid 164.

Reply #55462

[atomic hound]

/bj all

/dep all

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned 172!

Reply #635987

[fathom haven]

/rob @steel hollow

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You were caught attempting to rob pr3ttymuch_aperson_68869, and have been fined 600.

[fathom haven]

Shhhiiiiiiiit

/Crime

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You attempted to rob the local bank and got caught by the police. You are fined 456

Reply #636017

[fathom haven]

FUCK

/work

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You worked in the cafeteria and have earned 81

Reply #636469

[fathom haven]

/slut

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather 219 in total.

Reply #636069

[glass merlin]

/work

[silent gale]

nickboy45lol

You work as a beaver expert and earn 161

Reply #16

[glass merlin]

/slut

[silent gale]

nickboy45lol

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was 339 in a baggie next to you.

Reply #636405

[glass merlin]

/crime

[silent gale]

nickboy45lol

You were caught dumping trash illegally and have been fined 200.

Reply #4910550

[glass merlin]

/bal

/crime

[silent gale]

nickboy45lol

You cannot commit a crime for 56 minutes and 56 seconds.

[toxic steppe]

/slut

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You give excellent head and earn a solid 287.

Reply #636528

[toxic steppe]

/crime

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You break into a laboratory and steal a sample of a new virus, which you sell to a bioweapons organisation for 251.

Reply #4910527

[toxic steppe]

/work

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You clean off the chairs and get paid 58

Reply #636336

[echo dawn]

/work

[silent gale]

gamer123456karson

You receive a check of 187 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.

Reply #636260

[echo dawn]

/work for 10 days

[silent gale]

gamer123456karson

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 33 seconds.

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make 199 for spreading joy and happiness.

Reply #4910394

[fathom haven]

/crime @woeful flame

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You rob the 24/7 and steal a few hundred bucks, then you remember, its a game and you waste 507 for more in game currency.

Reply #55471

[fathom haven]

Fuck

[woeful flame]

Haha

[fathom haven]

/work

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn 173

Reply #19

[fathom haven]

/slut

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse, 358 went down your toilet

Reply #636032

[fathom haven]

Shiiiiiit

/rob @echo dawn

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You robbed 41 from gamer123456karson.

[echo dawn]

Bro

/rob

[silent gale]

gamer123456karson

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[fathom haven]

/work

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make 171.

Reply #4910428

[sacred jungle]

Samn

[fathom haven]

Lol

[sacred jungle]

Go back being a slut whore

/work

[silent gale]

h0rrorbus1ness

You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make 123.

Reply #4910428

[sacred jungle]

/crime

[silent gale]

h0rrorbus1ness

You dabbed. 426 has been deducted from your balance. Shame on you

Reply #636400

[sacred jungle]

/slut

[silent gale]

h0rrorbus1ness

You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse, 257 went down your toilet

Reply #636032

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make 153

Reply #635903

[fathom haven]

/work

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn 192

Reply #73

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make 66 for your skills in temporal navigation.

Reply #4910392

[fathom haven]

/work

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn 176

Reply #36

[toxic steppe]

/slut

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find 302 on the way back to your ship.

Reply #635881

[toxic steppe]

/crime

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You were caught using a stolen credit card to buy things online and have been fined 563.

Reply #4910507

[toxic steppe]

/work

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded 169.

Reply #636060

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You work as a fake bus passenger and earn 74 for filling up empty seats on the bus.

Reply #4910416

[toxic steppe]

/slut

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You cannot be a slut for 32 minutes and 31 seconds.

[toxic steppe]

/work

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You work as a cookie cutter and earn 147.

Reply #636055

[toxic steppe]

/crime

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You cannot commit a crime for 32 minutes and 25 seconds.

[proven thunder]

/work

[silent gale]

delluta_18

You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of 175 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...

Reply #636363

[steel hollow]

LLLLLL

[hasty palm]

/work

[silent gale]

alangejming66

You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you 146.

Reply #636369

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid 187 for it.

Reply #636518

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You work as a streamer and gain 157 from donations

Reply #635918

[tawny merlin]

/work

[silent gale]

gandbforver29

Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of 184 😃

Reply #636401

[tawny merlin]

/work

[silent gale]

gandbforver29

You cannot work for 7 minutes and 42 seconds.

[solar cargo]

/work

[silent gale]

arielburial

You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make 163 for your unicorn whispering skills.

Reply #4910389

[solar cargo]

/work

[silent gale]

arielburial

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.

[solar cargo]

/crime

[silent gale]

arielburial

You break into a university's research facility and steal a prototype robot, which you sell to a tech company for 691.

Reply #4910524

[solar cargo]

/slut

[silent gale]

arielburial

A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you 266 for having your junk out.

Reply #636492

[solar cargo]

/rob @solar cargo

[silent gale]

arielburial

You cannot rob yourself!

[solar cargo]

damn

[vital sky]

/work

[silent gale]

_the_greatest_doctor_

You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned 192

Reply #636441

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn 143, despite you keep Googling all your problems.

Reply #636395

[tawny merlin]

/work

[silent gale]

gandbforver29

You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn 127.

Reply #4910423

[tawny merlin]

/rob @woeful flame

[silent gale]

gandbforver29

You attempted to rob theusspaper_89888, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[tawny merlin]

.

[woeful flame]

Haha

[tawny merlin]

/work

[silent gale]

gandbforver29

You cannot work for 6 minutes and 11 seconds.

[vital sky]

/work

[silent gale]

_the_greatest_doctor_

You worked for the Police and earned 193

Reply #636538

[vital sky]

/work

[silent gale]

_the_greatest_doctor_

You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn 52

Reply #77

[vital sky]

/rob @tawny merlin

[silent gale]

_the_greatest_doctor_

You were caught attempting to rob gandbforver29, and have been fined 433.

[muted mirage]

/work

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn 74

Reply #635988

[muted mirage]

/crime

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You break into a science lab and steal an experimental formula, selling it to a pharmaceutical company for 474

Reply #4910463

[muted mirage]

/slut

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you 395 in order to keep quiet about it.

Reply #636040

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You got cloned for science. You earned 123

Reply #635872

[woeful flame]

/rob @tawny merlin

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You were caught attempting to rob gandbforver29, and have been fined 677.

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn 162

Reply #635988

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get 71

Reply #636083

[jolly edge]

/work

[silent gale]

strolled_257

You work as a fake bus passenger and earn 62 for filling up empty seats on the bus.

Reply #4910416

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

A drunk man pays you 100 to walk backwards.

Reply #55464

[hexed tundra]

/work

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

You work as a professional apologiser and earn 181

Reply #39

[hexed tundra]

/slut

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

You get 128 through donations on your cam stream.

Reply #636502

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn 192!

Reply #636293

[wicked steppe]

/work

[silent gale]

karelpetrovsky

You work as the head of potatoes and earn 116

Reply #13

[inner wharf]

/work

[silent gale]

oliviakofdk

Great job! You work as a professional professional and got 116

Reply #204081

[inner wharf]

/crime

[silent gale]

oliviakofdk

You were caught hacking into someone's computer and have been fined 325.

Reply #4910556

[calm aurora]

/slut

[silent gale]

harryz24

That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent 266 to your Patreon

Reply #635975

[calm aurora]

/crime

[silent gale]

harryz24

You hack into a company's database and sell their trade secrets to a competitor for 523.

Reply #4910529

[calm aurora]

/work

[silent gale]

harryz24

Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found 52

Reply #636554

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid 56!

Reply #635882

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and 167.

Reply #636411

[worldly sparrow]

/work

[silent gale]

napoleonic0431

You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid 144!

Reply #635882

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly 191

Reply #636015

[tawny merlin]

/work

[silent gale]

gandbforver29

You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn 161

Reply #72

[tawny merlin]

/work

[silent gale]

gandbforver29

You work as a children's toy tester and earn 147

Reply #47

[digital sandal]

/rob @twilit niche

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You were caught attempting to rob perturbabe, and have been fined 378.

[digital sandal]

Bruh

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You steal a famous celebrity's wig and sell it on eBay for 392

Reply #4910467

[digital sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you 398 in order to keep quiet about it.

Reply #636040

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth 187.

Reply #636553

[tawny merlin]

/crime

[silent gale]

gandbforver29

You were caught using a stolen credit card to buy things online and have been fined 169.

Reply #4910507

[tawny merlin]

/slut

[silent gale]

gandbforver29

Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes 0 from you as compensation.

Reply #636425

[tawny merlin]

/,work

/work

[silent gale]

gandbforver29

You work as a wine taster and earn 175

Reply #15

[tawny merlin]

/Balance

[dreamy burrow]

/work

[silent gale]

ironmantheeighth

You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive 97

Reply #636351

[dreamy burrow]

/work

[silent gale]

ironmantheeighth

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 27 seconds.

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn 88

Reply #19

[tawny merlin]

/slut

[silent gale]

gandbforver29

She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her 183.

Reply #636010

[tawny merlin]

/crime

[silent gale]

gandbforver29

You stole a Mi-24 Helicopter and sold it for 464 on the market

Reply #636514

[tawny merlin]

/slut

[silent gale]

gandbforver29

You earned 383 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.

Reply #636027

[tawny merlin]

/crime

[silent gale]

gandbforver29

You were caught trying to rob an old lady, and have been given a 573 fine!

Reply #636458

[tawny merlin]

/work

[silent gale]

gandbforver29

You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you 107 for the hard work

Reply #838245

[bright pilot]

08o

[tawny merlin]

Hi

/slut

[silent gale]

gandbforver29

You cannot be a slut for 47 minutes and 46 seconds.

[tawny merlin]

/crime

[silent gale]

gandbforver29

You cannot commit a crime for 48 minutes and 7 seconds.

[tawny merlin]

/work

[silent gale]

gandbforver29

You work as a cookie cutter and earn 147.

Reply #636055

[tawny merlin]

/work

[silent gale]

gandbforver29

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 14 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding 199. Congrats!

Reply #636450

[tawny merlin]

/work

[silent gale]

gandbforver29

You work as an elementary school teacher and earn 69

Reply #76

[tawny merlin]

/crime

[silent gale]

gandbforver29

You were caught skipping school and have been fined 250.

Reply #4910552

[tawny merlin]

/slut

[silent gale]

gandbforver29

You whip it out and manage to rake in 361

Reply #79

[west gust]

/work

[silent gale]

f4r4z2017._47223

You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn 168

Reply #77

[hexed tundra]

/work

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and 84.

Reply #636411

[hexed tundra]

/slut

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John 238

Reply #177

[tawny merlin]

/work

[silent gale]

gandbforver29

You work all day at the factory 130

Reply #636549

[tawny merlin]

/crime

[silent gale]

gandbforver29

You cannot commit a crime for 39 minutes and 59 seconds.

[glossy zodiac]

/crime

[silent gale]

pito097751

You have been caught trying to steal an officer's gun. You get a fine of 221

Reply #636370

[glossy zodiac]

/work

[silent gale]

pito097751

You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn 144

Reply #635988

[glossy zodiac]

/crime

[silent gale]

pito097751

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 40 seconds.

[glossy zodiac]

/slut

[silent gale]

pito097751

Your client found your legs legendary and paid you 389

Reply #635974

[red wagon]

/work

[silent gale]

lt_dan101

You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned 141

Reply #838252

[wraith ocean]

/work

[silent gale]

vampxliar

You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid 55 to dust off dinosaur fossils.

Reply #4910415

[jolly edge]

/work

[silent gale]

strolled_257

You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned 186.

Reply #636086

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned 81

Reply #636441

[sacred jungle]

/crime

[silent gale]

h0rrorbus1ness

You pickpocket someone successfully and steal the money out of their wallet, there was 569 in it

Reply #636145

[sacred jungle]

/work

[silent gale]

h0rrorbus1ness

You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive 161

Reply #636349

[sacred jungle]

/slut

[silent gale]

h0rrorbus1ness

You work as a cunning linguist and earn 211

Reply #28

[sacred jungle]

Cunning linguist what is tht

[spice helm]

/crime

[silent gale]

alcamaxf107

You robbed a grocery store and got 318

Reply #636185

[spice helm]

/work

[silent gale]

alcamaxf107

You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid 104!

Reply #635874

[stray quiver]

/crime

[silent gale]

chronella

You robbed a Kwik-E Mart and cashed out with 417

Reply #636442

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you 121 for helping them out.

Reply #636491

[stray quiver]

/balance

[muted mirage]

/work

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive 184

Reply #636351

[muted mirage]

/crime

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You pickpocket a passing noble, guess crime does pay after all. You manage to steal 581

Reply #636231

[muted mirage]

/slut

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay 253 to fix your leg

Reply #636011

rapzigon

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[muted mirage]

/rob chronella

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You were caught attempting to rob chronella, and have been fined 532.

[digital sandal]

/rob @twilit niche

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You robbed 1,079 from perturbabe.

[digital sandal]

Nice

[twilit niche]

Subaru

/rob @digital sandal

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You were caught attempting to rob _vanda., and have been fined 634.

[twilit niche]

Bitch ass boy

Boy

..

Boy bot

[digital sandal]

Haha

[twilit niche]

/crime

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You get caught breaking the parking meter machines and are fined 665

Reply #636106

[twilit niche]

Are you for real

/slut

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped 284

Reply #635904

[twilit niche]

My pleasure

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you 106 for your work.

Reply #636481

[steel lintel]

/work

[silent gale]

soggywater00

You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid 120 for doing it

Reply #636462

[steel lintel]

/slut

[silent gale]

soggywater00

You whip it out and manage to rake in 356

Reply #79

[steel lintel]

Yes

/dep all

/dep

/bal

[muted mirage]

/work

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you 59

Reply #636333

[muted mirage]

/crime

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You got caught trying to steal Robux and got a 493 fine.

Reply #636180

[muted mirage]

/slut

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your 211.

Reply #636472

[muted mirage]

/rob soggywater00

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You were caught attempting to rob soggywater00, and have been fined 543.

[vast ledge]

/work

[silent gale]

inkseha252

You work as a high school student with no life. Have 131 because we pity you.

Reply #7000

[vast ledge]

/crime

[silent gale]

inkseha252

You infiltrate the FBI HQ and make out with the secret plans to sell for 514

Reply #636152

[vast ledge]

/slut

[silent gale]

inkseha252

You fuck this really hot girl, and you find out she has herpes. You are fined 386 to get it cured.

Reply #635884

[tawny merlin]

/slut

[silent gale]

gandbforver29

You take it up the ass for 336

Reply #635945

[tawny merlin]

/crime

[silent gale]

gandbforver29

You have been caught trying to steal an officer's gun. You get a fine of 562

Reply #636370

[tawny merlin]

/work

[silent gale]

gandbforver29

You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and 196. Good job.

Reply #636285

[glossy zodiac]

/crime

[silent gale]

pito097751

You receive an unmarked letter in the post. Inside is a cheque of 378, which probably means that the "business" went well.

Reply #636263

[glossy zodiac]

/crime

[silent gale]

pito097751

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 47 seconds.

[glossy zodiac]

/work

[silent gale]

pito097751

You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned 180

Reply #636441

[hexed tundra]

/work

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

You work as a professional bed tester and earn 81.

Reply #4910432

[hexed tundra]

/slut

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you 142 to stop because that's weird.

Reply #636350

[wraith ocean]

/crime

[silent gale]

vampxliar

It turns out that you somehow dropped a loot bag of 189 during the escape home. Better luck next time.

Reply #636427

[wraith ocean]

/slut

[silent gale]

vampxliar

You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to 5.

Reply #636479

[wraith ocean]

sigh

[vital sky]

/rob @wraith ocean

[silent gale]

_the_greatest_doctor_

You've been fined 8 for trying to rob a poor person.

[vital sky]

sigh

/work

[silent gale]

_the_greatest_doctor_

A sudden gust of wind blows 74 in your direction.

Reply #636383

[vital sky]

/crime

[silent gale]

_the_greatest_doctor_

You walk down the street and find someone beating up an old man...so you decided to join in on the fun and get 656 from the man's wallet.

Reply #636415

[wraith ocean]

yeah get fucked pardner

/rob @vital sky

[silent gale]

vampxliar

You were caught attempting to rob the_greatest_doctor, and have been fined 10.

[stable marsh]

/rob @fathom haven

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You were caught attempting to rob ford_locomotive_34967, and have been fined 263.

[stable marsh]

Fuck

[vital sky]

/rob @fathom haven

[silent gale]

_the_greatest_doctor_

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 31 minutes.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as an eel ecologist and earn 60

Reply #55

[light turret]

/work

[silent gale]

x3mblez

You work as a serial murderer... and earn 103

Reply #68

[light turret]

/slut

[silent gale]

x3mblez

Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you 304!

Reply #635920

[light turret]

/crime

[silent gale]

x3mblez

You were caught trying to steal a cat, and have been given a 596 fine!

Reply #635893

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned 84.

Reply #636059

[narrow pasture]

/work

[silent gale]

gray041105

You work at a lamp store and earn 187

Reply #635947

[eager oar]

/work

[silent gale]

mc_focking_nuggets

You work for a private military company, earning 136

Reply #636074

[fathom haven]

/rob @vital sky

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You were caught attempting to rob the_greatest_doctor, and have been fined 404.

[stray quiver]

/crime

[silent gale]

chronella

You get caught adding your milk before your cereal and receive a fine of 462

Reply #636169

[stray quiver]

I do what I want

[tawny merlin]

/work

[silent gale]

gandbforver29

You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn 176.

Reply #636082

[tawny merlin]

/crime

[silent gale]

gandbforver29

You have been caught helping your neighbour steal from the local bank, and got fined 422

Reply #636244

[tawny merlin]

/slut

[silent gale]

gandbforver29

The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with 200.

Reply #636465

[tawny merlin]

/bal

/work

[silent gale]

gandbforver29

You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make 158 just for playing that song, so nice pick!

Reply #636334

[tawny merlin]

/work

[silent gale]

gandbforver29

You make a living selling weed for 97 a day

Reply #635943

[tawny merlin]

Should get more then that

[vital sky]

i'll be taking that

/rob @tawny merlin

[silent gale]

_the_greatest_doctor_

You robbed 20 from gandbforver29.

[tawny merlin]

🙁

[vital sky]

Nothing personal, but i need to get to Tahiti

/work

[silent gale]

_the_greatest_doctor_

You worked in the cafeteria and have earned 116

Reply #636469

[tawny merlin]

It clone the money i didn't lose any

[tawny merlin]

/crime

[silent gale]

gandbforver29

You were caught vandalising a public restroom and have been fined 271.

Reply #4910505

[tawny merlin]

/slut

[silent gale]

gandbforver29

Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you 0 for public indecency.

Reply #636266

[tawny merlin]

/eork

/work

[silent gale]

gandbforver29

You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn 151

Reply #49

[tawny merlin]

/work

[silent gale]

gandbforver29

You cannot work for 5 minutes and 46 seconds.

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

A drunk man pays you 63 to walk backwards.

Reply #55464

[tawny merlin]

/work

[silent gale]

gandbforver29

You work as a professional apologiser and earn 131

Reply #39

[tawny merlin]

/slut

[silent gale]

gandbforver29

You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned 284

Reply #838124

[tawny merlin]

/crime

[silent gale]

gandbforver29

You were caught illegally fishing and have been fined 384.

Reply #4910543

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid 146 to dust off dinosaur fossils.

Reply #4910415

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you 135 to help fund the project!

Reply #636446

[vital sky]

/work

[silent gale]

_the_greatest_doctor_

You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned 133!

Reply #636047

[vital sky]

/crime

[silent gale]

_the_greatest_doctor_

Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldn’t stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost 547.

Reply #635961

[stray quiver]

:crime

/crime

[silent gale]

chronella

You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined 253.

Reply #4910503

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn 64.

Reply #636082

[stray quiver]

/balance

[robust bay]

/work

[silent gale]

dreckskind1.

You work as a professional snuggler and earn 57

Reply #5

[robust bay]

/slut

[silent gale]

dreckskind1.

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you 287 for the night.

Reply #636471

[woeful flame]

/woek

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for 85

Reply #636397

[muted mirage]

/work

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You work as a serial murderer... and earn 178

Reply #68

[muted mirage]

/crime

[silent gale]

rapzigon

It turns out that you somehow dropped a loot bag of 438 during the escape home. Better luck next time.

Reply #636427

[muted mirage]

/slut

[silent gale]

rapzigon

Your client found your legs legendary and paid you 214

Reply #635974

[muted mirage]

/rob carguy_213_54492

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You were caught attempting to rob carguy_213_54492, and have been fined 468.

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You work as crisis actor and earn 111.

Reply #636433

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you 50, it must be your lucky day!

Reply #834699

[cinder frost]

/work

[silent gale]

swipz._.

You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make 120 for your unicorn whispering skills.

Reply #4910389

swipz._.

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 42 seconds.

[stable marsh]

/work

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You work as a serial murderer... and earn 140

Reply #68

[stable marsh]

/crime

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You got caught by the FBI trying to get a free Minecraft account. You've been sent to jail and fined 488!

Reply #635982

[stable marsh]

/slt

/slut

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you 176 in return!

Reply #635891

[hexed tundra]

/work

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip 113.

Reply #635939

[hexed tundra]

/slut

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some 193

Reply #635966

[digital sandal]

/rob @twilit niche

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You attempted to rob perturbabe, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[digital sandal]

Bitch

[twilit niche]

Yeah you fucking mugged me already

[twilit niche]

/rob @digital sandal

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You attempted to rob _vanda., but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[twilit niche]

But they had.

[digital sandal]

#gambling-table

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You rob a McDonald's and take 665.

Reply #636251

[digital sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn 382 and a sore ass.

Reply #636007

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You are paid 77 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.

Reply #635989

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make 115 for your skills in temporal navigation.

Reply #4910392

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you 62.

Reply #834680

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You cannot work for 2 seconds.

[woeful flame]

/work

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You work as a cookie cutter and earn 185.

Reply #636055

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you 131

Reply #636353

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You're an expert in conspiracy theories and spend your days spreading wild stories on social media. You make 76 from your gullible followers.

Reply #4910388

[spice helm]

/crime

[silent gale]

alcamaxf107

You were caught lying at a truth or dare question! The fine is 425.

Reply #636537

[spice helm]

bro

/work

[silent gale]

alcamaxf107

You work as a human statue and earn 144

Reply #58

[spice helm]

/withdraw 144

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You work as a professional sleeper and earn 58

Reply #42

noot_nootxd

You sell some cocaine and earn 447...

Reply #636166

[stable marsh]

/slut

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost 305.

Reply #635906

[rich arch]

/work

[silent gale]

burntspleen

You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid 90 for sorting jelly beans by color.

Reply #4910414

[rich arch]

/crime

[silent gale]

burntspleen

You steal a stop sign and sell it to a driver's education program for 395

Reply #4910477

[rich arch]

/work

[silent gale]

burntspleen

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 41 seconds.

[rich arch]

Aw.

Uhh

/slut

[silent gale]

burntspleen

You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you 341.

Reply #636291

[rich arch]

Yay

Okay now how do I..

/balance

Ah alright

/crime

[silent gale]

burntspleen

You cannot commit a crime for 56 minutes and 49 seconds.

[rich arch]

/rob @rich arch

[silent gale]

burntspleen

You cannot rob yourself!

[rich arch]

Darn

/work

[silent gale]

burntspleen

You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly 52.

Reply #55461

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you 78

Reply #636353

[random geyser]

/work

[silent gale]

carguy_213_54492

You work as a Penguinologist and earn 79

Reply #636079

[random geyser]

/work

[silent gale]

carguy_213_54492

You work as an egg and earn 154

Reply #635973

[random geyser]

/slut

[silent gale]

carguy_213_54492

You found an extra 171 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all

Reply #635997

[random geyser]

/crime

[silent gale]

carguy_213_54492

Police did a strip search and found stolen toys, they fined you 528

Reply #838233

[random geyser]

/work

[silent gale]

carguy_213_54492

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 39 seconds.

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You shine people's shoes in class and they give you 76.

Reply #636531

[hexed tundra]

/work

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make 146 for your expertise in unicorn management.

Reply #4910398

[hexed tundra]

/slut

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

You earned 396 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.

Reply #636027

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You scavenge a local garbage dump and find 160 worth of scrap.

Reply #636470

[ornate kestrel]

/work

[silent gale]

snarfyz

You work all day at the factory 138

Reply #636549

[ornate kestrel]

/work

[digital sandal]

/rob @twilit niche

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You robbed 14 from perturbabe.

[digital sandal]

Bruh

[twilit niche]

Subaru up

[jagged trail]

/slut

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost? 175 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?

Reply #838257

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You work as an iceberg mover and earn 183

Reply #31

[jagged trail]

/crime

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You tried to jump the old lady walking down the street. Turns out she had a gun, and robbed you blind of 538

Reply #636018

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You work as a Penguinologist and earn 105

Reply #636079

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got 54.

Reply #636410

[woeful flame]

/woek

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You work as a smarties expert and earn 194

Reply #24

[stable marsh]

/work

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn 152

Reply #36

[stable marsh]

/crime

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

Nuh, uh, uh, mister! You are fined 277.

Reply #636307

[stable marsh]

/slut

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your 268.

Reply #636472

[sacred jungle]

/work

[silent gale]

h0rrorbus1ness

You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in 191

Reply #636021

[sacred jungle]

/crime

[silent gale]

h0rrorbus1ness

You hack into a celebrity's social media account and sell access to it for 538.

Reply #4910522

[sacred jungle]

/slut

[silent gale]

h0rrorbus1ness

You work as a cunning linguist and earn 372

Reply #28

[rich arch]

Time to clock in

/work

[silent gale]

burntspleen

You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved 132!

Reply #636278

[rich arch]

/work

/crime

[silent gale]

burntspleen

You tried to steal from a gas station, but surprise! The cashier had a shotgun! He robbed 679 from you, but at least he didn't call the cops.

Reply #838255

[rich arch]

..

/slut

[silent gale]

burntspleen

You licked SpongeBob's feet for 168!

Reply #834979

[rich arch]

WHAT

/rob @sacred jungle 1

[silent gale]

burntspleen

Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[rich arch]

😔

[sacred jungle]

HA

/rob @rich arch

[silent gale]

h0rrorbus1ness

You attempted to rob burntspleen, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[sacred jungle]

Poor

[rich arch]

Hey

[rich arch]

Hold on

Okay try again

/rob @sacred jungle

[silent gale]

burntspleen

You were caught attempting to rob h0rrorbus1ness, and have been fined 307.

[rich arch]

😔

/work

[silent gale]

burntspleen

You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn 89

Reply #54

[sacred jungle]

LMAOOOO

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is 179

Reply #636014

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid 195.

Reply #635917

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 1 minute and 10 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a bread scientist and earn 55

Reply #27

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You worked overtime for 186

Reply #636536

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You take your dog for a walk and gain 84

Reply #636388

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a professional cat-petter and earn 86

Reply #636438

[rich arch]

/work

[silent gale]

burntspleen

You work as a professional apologiser and earn 123

Reply #39

[rich arch]

/crime

[silent gale]

burntspleen

You were found in the Springfield Power Plant trying to make crack cocaine, you were fined 493

Reply #636444

[rich arch]

ayfgg😔

/slut

[silent gale]

burntspleen

You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some 351

Reply #635966

[rich arch]

Okay dude

That's a little low

[muted mirage]

/work

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You have worked in the prison gardens for 108

Reply #636468

[muted mirage]

/crime

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You trip on a banana on your getaway, and get busted for 467!

Reply #636417

[muted mirage]

/slut

[silent gale]

rapzigon

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of 266, and you go ahead with it.

Reply #636421

[gritty widget]

/crime

[silent gale]

xae4ever

You dress up as a mascot and steal the team's championship trophy, which you sell to a sports memorabilia collector for 379.

Reply #4910518

[gritty widget]

/work

[silent gale]

xae4ever

Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's 93.

Reply #636071

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning 57 as a reward.

Reply #4910426

[hexed tundra]

/work

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got 79!

Reply #635954

[hexed tundra]

/slut

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

Your used underwear was bought on eBay for 276... yikes

Reply #635967

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You have a successful YouTube channel and make 168 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue

Reply #635986

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn 78

Reply #2

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 36 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 1 minute and 16 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make 138 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.

Reply #4910403

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn 65

Reply #54

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a street performer and earn 55

Reply #636362

[twilit minnow]

/work

[silent gale]

bald_soldier

You have a successful YouTube channel and make 146 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue

Reply #635986

[twilit minnow]

/rob

[silent gale]

bald_soldier

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[twilit minnow]

/rob halrirae

[silent gale]

bald_soldier

You robbed 1 from halrirae.

[twilit minnow]

/rob theusspaper

[silent gale]

bald_soldier

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.

[twilit minnow]

/work

[silent gale]

bald_soldier

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 59 seconds.

[twilit minnow]

/crime

[silent gale]

bald_soldier

On the way to work you decided to rob a store and successfully got 518.

Reply #635933

[twilit minnow]

/slut

[silent gale]

bald_soldier

Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you 161

Reply #636002

[gentle maple]

/crime

[silent gale]

vit1m__41846

You attempted to rob the local bank and got caught by the police. You are fined 207

Reply #636017

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You baked some nice cookies for all, here is 166

Reply #636511

[jagged trail]

/rob @languid mountain

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You were caught attempting to rob pax180_15597, and have been fined 595.

[jagged trail]

Nuuuu

/slut

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined 204.

Reply #635909

[jagged trail]

/crime

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You were caught spray painting "free hugs" on a building and have been fined 679.

Reply #4910495

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You take part in a medical research study and get paid 101 for your participation.

Reply #4910436

[jagged trail]

/balance

[sacred jungle]

/rob @fathom haven

[silent gale]

h0rrorbus1ness

You attempted to rob ford_locomotive_34967, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned 155.

Reply #636031

[fathom haven]

@sacred jungle I'm going to touch you bc I'll never remember how of a back stabber you are for this

[sacred jungle]

HAHAHAAHHAHA

[sacred jungle]

I apologize for my words and actions brochacho 🥀

[fathom haven]

No apologies can fix this betrayal, you shall be sent to the firing squad for execution

[steep mirage]

/work

[silent gale]

panzer_division11_88613

You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make 89.

Reply #4910425

[jagged trail]

/slut

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you 112!

Reply #635920

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You work as a cookie cutter and earn 180.

Reply #636055

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make 68 for your lack of effort.

Reply #4910387

[stray quiver]

/crime

[silent gale]

chronella

You vandalised a public park and have been fined 475.

Reply #4910540

[plain parrot]

/crime

[silent gale]

ssoap.s

You steal a rare book from a library and sell it to a collector for 668.

Reply #4910523

[vital sky]

/crime

[silent gale]

_the_greatest_doctor_

Unfortunately, your public indecency did not pay off and got caught. You were fined 510

Reply #635959

[vital sky]

/work

[silent gale]

_the_greatest_doctor_

A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you 61.

Reply #636282

[vital sky]

wow... I might pay off my debt some day

/balance

[jagged trail]

/slut

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You get 397 through donations on your cam stream.

Reply #636502

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You work as a sewer inspector and earn 116

Reply #51

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make 197 for your entertaining bedtime stories.

Reply #4910401

[sacred jungle]

/rob @oak glade

[silent gale]

h0rrorbus1ness

You were caught attempting to rob themonkey1023, and have been fined 584.

[sacred jungle]

Ugh

[random geyser]

/work

[silent gale]

carguy_213_54492

You work as crisis actor and earn 198.

Reply #636433

[digital sandal]

/rob @twilit niche

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You were caught attempting to rob perturbabe, and have been fined 30.

[digital sandal]

Bruh

[twilit niche]

/rob @digital sandal

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You've been fined 387 for trying to rob a poor person.

[digital sandal]

Lmao

[twilit niche]

Clearly bro has favorites

[hexed tundra]

/work

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

You work as a cookie cutter and earn 174.

Reply #636055

[hexed tundra]

/slut

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect 146 in one night.

Reply #636466

[muted mirage]

/work

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found 178 near one of the potatoes

Reply #906378

[muted mirage]

/crime

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You get banned from the Minecraft server and have to pay a fine of 300!

Reply #636160

[muted mirage]

/slut

[silent gale]

rapzigon

Your friend pays you 343 for you to worship her feet

Reply #636061

[silent gale]

ssoap.s

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you 122 for a good job.

Reply #636490

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got 175!

Reply #635954

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you 198

Reply #636374

[rich arch]

/work

[silent gale]

burntspleen

You work as a gender equality consultant and earn 125

Reply #45

[rich arch]

/crime

[silent gale]

burntspleen

You steal 697 from a child and (narrowly) escape.

Reply #636340

[rich arch]

/slut

[silent gale]

burntspleen

You couldn't get it up and lost 334

Reply #635930

[rich arch]

Damn

Anyway

/rob @stray quiver

[silent gale]

burntspleen

You robbed 1,907 from chronella.

[rich arch]

/deposit all

[sharp narwhal]

/work

[silent gale]

kayla568

You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got 171!

Reply #636259

[sharp narwhal]

/crime

[silent gale]

kayla568

You tried stealing money from a cop, you were fined 442

Reply #636375

[sacred jungle]

/crime

[silent gale]

h0rrorbus1ness

You stepped on a Lego and couldn't continue, you've been fined 677

Reply #635995

[sharp narwhal]

/slut

[silent gale]

kayla568

Your used underwear was bought on eBay for 336... yikes

Reply #635967

[sacred jungle]

/slut

[silent gale]

h0rrorbus1ness

You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you 313 on your way out of the locker room.

Reply #636320

[sacred jungle]

/work

[silent gale]

h0rrorbus1ness

You sweep the floor and get paid 112

Reply #636337

[sharp narwhal]

/rob @sacred jungle

[silent gale]

kayla568

You robbed 2,693 from h0rrorbus1ness.

[sharp narwhal]

Hehehehe

[sacred jungle]

BRO

/rob @sharp narwhal

[silent gale]

h0rrorbus1ness

You robbed 1,781 from kayla568.

[sacred jungle]

Hahaaaa

[sharp narwhal]

/rob @sacred jungle

[silent gale]

kayla568

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 58 minutes.

[sharp narwhal]

Shit I will get you back later

[sacred jungle]

Not if I do it first lil bro

[sharp narwhal]

I’m not done with you

[sacred jungle]

Me neither

I'll be seeing you... 😡

[sharp narwhal]

Bet

I wish they had a duel command

[sacred jungle]

Real

I'd win

[sharp narwhal]

No you would lose

[sacred jungle]

Nahh I don't think so

You'd lose cuz u're a loser lil bro

[sharp narwhal]

Wait what happens if you try to rob the bot 👀

/slut

[silent gale]

kayla568

You cannot be a slut for 50 minutes and 54 seconds.

[sharp narwhal]

/bal

[sacred jungle]

Imagine not being able to slut yourself

[sharp narwhal]

Nah you rather have someone be your slut

🤣🤣

[sacred jungle]

Yeah

[sharp narwhal]

Ayoooo👀

[sacred jungle]

LMAOOOOO

[sharp narwhal]

I was going to say you rather have Sadie be your slut but nvm 🤣🤣

[sacred jungle]

Yummy

I prefer Javier tho

[sharp narwhal]

Nah Jack as a adult

😂😂🤣

No even better Lenny Arthur