back-room

[woeful flame]

Haha jokes on you your a fucking prick

[fathom haven]

Awe don't be so mad cowpoke

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You work as a smarties expert and earn 53

Reply #24

[fathom haven]

/work

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You sell bananas for 62

Reply #834708

[fathom haven]

/crime

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You have been fined 279 because you ate during work hours.

Reply #636146

[fathom haven]

How tf is that a crime

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[fathom haven]

/rob @cobalt tartan

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 36 minutes.

[woeful flame]

/rob @fathom haven

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 24 minutes and 37 seconds.

[fathom haven]

/rob @woeful flame

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 23 minutes and 24 seconds.

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly 68.

Reply #55461

[fathom haven]

/work

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found 50 near one of the potatoes

Reply #906378

[fathom haven]

/crime

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You pickpocket every single person in the parliament entrance and sneak away with 567

Reply #636214

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You work as a personal shopper and earn 73

Reply #52

[spice helm]

/rob @woeful flame

[silent gale]

alcamaxf107

You attempted to rob theusspaper_89888, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[woeful flame]

That sucks

[echo otter]

/work

[silent gale]

easton1227

After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you 50, as it was originally their job

Reply #636304

[echo otter]

/crime

[silent gale]

easton1227

You were caught smoking in a non-smoking area and have been fined 259.

Reply #4910502

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You're a fortune cookie interpreter and spend your days decoding the cryptic messages hidden inside the cookies. You make 55 for your insight into the future.

Reply #4910391

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn 94

Reply #49

[fathom haven]

/rob @woeful flame

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You attempted to rob theusspaper_89888, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[fathom haven]

Broke ahh

/work

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive 91

Reply #636496

[woeful flame]

It's all in the bank cuh

[fathom haven]

Woohoo

/Crime

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You were caught poaching endangered wildlife and have been fined 291.

Reply #4910553

[fathom haven]

Damn

[woeful flame]

Haha good enough for ya

[fathom haven]

Thought it would have been smth cooler tbh

I mean Money is Money

/slut

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you 0.

Reply #636367

[fathom haven]

Almost had em

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you 54, it must be your lucky day!

Reply #834699

[woeful flame]

@fathom haven damn the odds really aren't with you

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money 78

Reply #636431

[frozen gorge]

/work

[silent gale]

otsoberg47

You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make 66 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.

Reply #4910403

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for 68.

Reply #636303

[fathom haven]

/work

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn 60

Reply #20

[fathom haven]

/crime

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You pose as a doctor and perform unnecessary surgeries, making 376 before being caught

Reply #4910465

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You work as a sandwich artist and earn 80

Reply #4

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You take part in a medical research study and get paid 63 for your participation.

Reply #4910436

[rustic token]

/crime

[silent gale]

itsfuckingreaper

You managed to get caught during a graffiti session. Your bail is 477.

Reply #636225

[rustic token]

/work

[silent gale]

itsfuckingreaper

Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain 76 though.

Reply #636392

[rustic token]

/rob @frozen gorge

[silent gale]

itsfuckingreaper

You attempted to rob otsoberg47, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[rustic token]

/work

[silent gale]

itsfuckingreaper

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 42 seconds.

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you 57.

Reply #834680

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and 97.

Reply #636411

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid 52 and given a bottle of wine.

Reply #636483

[lime canyon]

/crime

[silent gale]

delusion.

You dabbed. 261 has been deducted from your balance. Shame on you

Reply #636400

[lime canyon]

/crime

[silent gale]

delusion.

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 49 seconds.

[lime canyon]

/rob Halrirae

[silent gale]

delusion.

You robbed 3 from halrirae.

[lime canyon]

/bal

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn 90

Reply #46

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make 61 for your skills in temporal navigation.

Reply #4910392

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You work as a cookie cutter and earn 93.

Reply #636055

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You suggest something good and get rewarded 67

Reply #636552

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You walk dogs for 54.

Reply #636065

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You clean off the chairs and get paid 74

Reply #636336

[lime canyon]

/rob @woeful flame

[silent gale]

delusion.

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 10 minutes.

[lime canyon]

/slut

[silent gale]

delusion.

You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a 244 fine!

Reply #635898

[lime canyon]

/bal

[woeful flame]

That sucks doesn't it

[lime canyon]

rob later

[woeful flame]

Too bad I invest in a bank

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn 69

Reply #635869

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You work as an Irish dancer and earn 88

Reply #14

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You work as a streamer and gain 58 from donations

Reply #635918

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

A drunk man pays you 54 to walk backwards.

Reply #55464

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You work as a children's toy tester and earn 61

Reply #47

[hexed tundra]

/work

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make 66.

Reply #4910425

[hexed tundra]

/slut

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

An adult video site pays you 131 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".

Reply #55469

[lime canyon]

/slut

[silent gale]

delusion.

You cannot be a slut for 18 minutes and 19 seconds.

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You cannot work for 44 seconds.

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn 52

Reply #635865

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You eat bananas for a living and get 87

Reply #636535

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You cannot work for 1 minute and 38 seconds.

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn 52

Reply #32

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You're the tooth fairy and spend your nights collecting teeth from children's pillows. You make 56 for your dedication to dental hygiene.

Reply #4910399

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive 88

Reply #636496

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you 56 for your work.

Reply #636481

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You work hard all day and your boss pays you 74 after the pizzeria closes down.

Reply #636352

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You work as a professional cat-petter and earn 61

Reply #636438

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You take your dog for a walk and gain 66

Reply #636388

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive 66

Reply #636496

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You work as a street performer and earn 83

Reply #636362

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding 69. Congrats!

Reply #636450

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid 75.

Reply #55462

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You work as a children's toy tester and earn 53

Reply #47

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth 79!

Reply #636343

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you 52 for your work.

Reply #636481

[fathom haven]

/work

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for 89

Reply #636460

[fathom haven]

/rob @woeful flame

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You attempted to rob theusspaper_89888, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[fathom haven]

/crime

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You rob a loyal nobleman's house while he was out for brunch with another nobleman. You find 306 worth of assets.

Reply #636159

[woeful flame]

That sucks

[eternal mirage]

/crime

[silent gale]

joshtg_yt

It turns out that you somehow dropped a loot bag of 207 during the escape home. Better luck next time.

Reply #636427

[eternal mirage]

/crime

[silent gale]

joshtg_yt

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 50 seconds.

[eternal mirage]

/slut

[silent gale]

joshtg_yt

The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with 0.

Reply #636465

[eternal mirage]

/work

[silent gale]

joshtg_yt

You work as a gender equality consultant and earn 77

Reply #45

[eternal mirage]

/work

[silent gale]

joshtg_yt

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 3 seconds.

[eternal mirage]

/work

[silent gale]

joshtg_yt

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you 100 for helping them out.

Reply #636491

[eternal mirage]

/slut

[silent gale]

joshtg_yt

You cannot be a slut for 25 minutes and 4 seconds.

[fathom haven]

/crime

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

Nerf guns don't work idiot. Fined 422

Reply #636183

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned 60

Reply #636080

[fathom haven]

/work

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make 89 for your lack of effort.

Reply #4910387

[fathom haven]

Nice

Don't know how that'll help my debt tho

[woeful flame]

@fathom haven maybe if you actually worked for your money you would t have thousands of dollars in debt

[fathom haven]

Nuh uh I'm only 8 dollars in debt

Thank you very much

[woeful flame]

Yeah but your always robbing and doing crimes

[fathom haven]

Uhh yeah I'm a criminal it's what I do 🤧

Speaking of robbing

/rob @rustic token

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You were caught attempting to rob itsfuckingreaper, and have been fined 192.

[fathom haven]

Welp that's just gonna add to the pile

[sacred jungle]

/rob @oak glade

[silent gale]

h0rrorbus1ness

You were caught attempting to rob themonkey1023, and have been fined 438.

[sacred jungle]

/rob @oak glade

[silent gale]

h0rrorbus1ness

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.

[fathom haven]

/slut

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you 0.

Reply #636367

[fathom haven]

Again.

[sacred jungle]

Haha

[fathom haven]

Huh what other Money earnings options are there

[sacred jungle]

Like work... Crime..

And u went for slut

[fathom haven]

Did those

[sacred jungle]

Idk then

U can also play blackjack or sum

[fathom haven]

I'm like $200 in debt I think that's the last thing I wanna play rn

Actually lemme check rq

[sacred jungle]

XDDD come on get a worse debt

[fathom haven]

Yeah exactly 200 in debt

[sacred jungle]

Sell ur house be a gambler

[fathom haven]

Do I even have a house is the question

[sacred jungle]

LMAOOO

[fathom haven]

LOL

[sacred jungle]

Sell urself bro

U gonna get sum money for that

Perhaps

[fathom haven]

Maybe

I sell like fkn rusty cattleman revolver for like 5 bucks lol

[sacred jungle]

Yeah hell nah you should've sold it for more

[fathom haven]

But seriously tho like I've been in this server for a couple of months and I don't even think I have a house

How do I even check if I have one

I mean either way I'm homeless

[sacred jungle]

It's alr bro WE are homeless

✌️

[fathom haven]

Lol

[fathom haven]

You gonna share a cardboard box wit me lol

[sacred jungle]

Nah bro u on ur own

Jk

[fathom haven]

Yeah alr I'll remember that

[sacred jungle]

I'll share u 1/4 of my cardboard box

[sacred jungle]

NOO

[fathom haven]

NAH at least 50/50

[sacred jungle]

HMM

I'll consider it

30/50

[fathom haven]

45/50?

[sacred jungle]

35/50

I ain't giving it all bro

[fathom haven]

38/50

[sacred jungle]

HMMM

37.5/50

My last offer

[fathom haven]

Hmmm

Deal

[sacred jungle]

Deal

🤝

[fathom haven]

🤝

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You work as a water slide tester and earn 86

Reply #50

[fathom haven]

/work

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You work as a professional cock fighter and earn 79

Reply #7083

[fathom haven]

/crime

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You robbed a cat, but felt guilty once you saw she was a single mom with ten kittens and paid her back 79.

Reply #635950

[fathom haven]

Are we deadass.....

[rustic night]

LOL

[fathom haven]

/rob @cobalt tartan

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 17 minutes.

[fathom haven]

Damnit

[fathom haven]

This is bullshit, why would I pay $79 dollars when I didn't even take anything worth of value 😭

[sacred jungle]

XDDDD you won and lost the same amount

[fathom haven]

Exactly man 😭😭

Like ref can we actually do smth abt this like I swear @woeful flame gave me bad omen or sum voodoo curse gng 😭

[sacred jungle]

I hope it stays that way

That made me laugh

[fathom haven]

Gng your getting robbed js bc of that

[sacred jungle]

Let's see

[fathom haven]

Just you wait an hour and 17 minutes

[sacred jungle]

XDDDD

[fathom haven]

LMAO

[silent gale]

h0rrorbus1ness

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 13 minutes.

[fathom haven]

HAHA

[sacred jungle]

That's... Embarrassing lowkey

[fathom haven]

Ikr

[sacred jungle]

You didn't see anything, I didn't see anything how about that

[fathom haven]

I saw everything

[sacred jungle]

Um no

I'll give you 200 to pay that debt

[fathom haven]

Anyway let's see if I get lucky

[fathom haven]

Yes please

I'll forgive you

[sacred jungle]

XDDD

How do I even give u money

[fathom haven]

I don't know

[sacred jungle]

Do I even have money

/balance

Ah

[fathom haven]

Watch me get lucky this time tho

/slut

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You cannot be a slut for 10 minutes and 16 seconds.

[fathom haven]

Nvm

[sacred jungle]

Now u tryna slut urself huh

[fathom haven]

😭

[sacred jungle]

/slut

[silent gale]

h0rrorbus1ness

Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose 284.

Reply #635996

[sacred jungle]

That's interesting

[fathom haven]

Wow

That's definitely one way of doing it

[sacred jungle]

XDFDDDDD

[fathom haven]

/work

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn 70.

Reply #636082

[fathom haven]

Nice

[sacred jungle]

You should try it, better than proper chapstick

[sacred jungle]

Damn yeah you got the billions now

[fathom haven]

Nah I got pocket change

Care sharing a couple of bucks

[light marten]

/work

[silent gale]

s0c1alyawkwardturtl3

You repair the arcade machines and receive 73

Reply #636347

[light marten]

/crime

[silent gale]

s0c1alyawkwardturtl3

You sell your first mixtape and earn 487

Reply #636147

[light marten]

/slut

[silent gale]

s0c1alyawkwardturtl3

You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you 339!

Reply #635894

[sacred jungle]

Got u

[fathom haven]

I'm kidding

[sacred jungle]

Too late for that

[fathom haven]

/rob @ripe badger

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 50 minutes and 48 seconds.

[fathom haven]

Damn

[sacred jungle]

Uhh

Let's see..

/rob @oak glade

[silent gale]

h0rrorbus1ness

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 51 minutes and 57 seconds.

[sacred jungle]

[fathom haven]

Wahh

/work

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You work as an engineer and earn 71

Reply #71

[fathom haven]

Yippee

/slut

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for 326.

Reply #636452

[fathom haven]

YUH

BIG fat W

I love MILFS!

[sacred jungle]

U lucky asc

Asf

[fathom haven]

Lol

You try

[sacred jungle]

/slut

[silent gale]

h0rrorbus1ness

You cannot be a slut for 39 minutes and 22 seconds.

[sacred jungle]

Fym I can't 💔

[fathom haven]

Wow

[sacred jungle]

This bot hates me

[fathom haven]

Got the cupids arrow badge but can't even get his freak on smh

[sacred jungle]

LMAOOOO shut up

[fathom haven]

LMFAO

@rustic night want some money

[rustic night]

Nah you guys keep it

[fathom haven]

Alr

Ain't gotta tell me twice

[sacred jungle]

Thought u were tryna ask for more I was gonna tell u greedy mf

[rustic night]

see if /higher-lower works for you

You can bet on that one

[fathom haven]

Okay

[ripe badger]

/rob @fathom haven

[silent gale]

cardboard.ios

You robbed 1,600 from ford_locomotive_34967.

[ripe badger]

@fathom haven loser

[fathom haven]

Damn you

[sacred jungle]

Oh hell nah

It's okay twin I gotchu

[fathom haven]

/rob @ripe badger

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 27 minutes and 49 seconds.

[sacred jungle]

/rob @ripe badger

[silent gale]

h0rrorbus1ness

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 29 minutes and 20 seconds.

[sacred jungle]

Shit

[fathom haven]

FUCK

[ripe badger]

Haha

[sacred jungle]

XDDDDDD

[ripe badger]

Loser

[sacred jungle]

Shhhh

Close thy lips

[ripe badger]

Nope

[sacred jungle]

Yeh

[fathom haven]

Away with ye, you ragged scrub! A more addle-pated creature I have never beheld. 'Tis plain to see you are nothing but a loiter-sack and a turncoat, a total wan-dought in his Majesty's eyes!

[sacred jungle]

XDDDDD???

[fathom haven]

LMAO

[sacred jungle]

Where did u even get that copy

[fathom haven]

LMAO Google

I'll send you like that 5 different prompts I have

[sacred jungle]

Give me

[fathom haven]

Bros gonna go crazy

[sacred jungle]

Give me....

[fathom haven]

I did are you blind I sent them to you in a private chat

[sacred jungle]

Did u

[fathom haven]

Yeah

Check

[sacred jungle]

I love it

Thank you bro

[fathom haven]

Lol welcome

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You work as an onion chopper and get paid 57 for chopping onions in a restaurant.

Reply #4910413

[lime canyon]

/dep all

/rob @ripe badger

[silent gale]

delusion.

You were caught attempting to rob cardboard.ios, and have been fined 659.

[lime canyon]

?

Fuck

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn 90

Reply #636035

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You baked some nice cookies for all, here is 60

Reply #636511

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip 71.

Reply #635939

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip 83.

Reply #635939

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You work as a streamer and gain 74 from donations

Reply #635918

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You work as a zoologist and earn 58

Reply #26

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You work as an elephant dresser and earn 98

Reply #43

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You worked hard at Burger King and earned 87

Reply #636534

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn 70.

Reply #636451

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning 54.

Reply #636314

[cobalt tartan]

Why rob me ?

I deposit my money everytime after my work

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You work as a pumpkin picker 91

Reply #6069

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You work as a professional snail racer and win 58

Reply #636077

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received 82!

Reply #203527

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid 71!

Reply #635874

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You work as a fake bus passenger and earn 95 for filling up empty seats on the bus.

Reply #4910416

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining 63

Reply #636385

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn 72

Reply #635869

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you 75 for your work.

Reply #636481

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid 59 for doing his job.

Reply #636484

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You work as a head receiver and earn 55

Reply #22

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You work as a professional bed tester and earn 65.

Reply #4910432

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You work as a human statue and earn 55

Reply #58

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's 72.

Reply #636071

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with 52

Reply #636439

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth 85.

Reply #4910431

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You work as a human statue and earn 97

Reply #58

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays 67 for your services.

Reply #636364

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive 56

Reply #636351

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You worked and gained 75

Reply #636440

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned 97

Reply #636441

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn 87!

Reply #636293

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You work as a professional tea taster and earn 65 for tasting different types of tea.

Reply #4910410

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make 81 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.

Reply #4910403

[lime canyon]

/with 100

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You work as a serial murderer... and earn 65

Reply #68

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You work as a street performer and earn 62

Reply #636362

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned 90.

Reply #636059

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn 67

Reply #75

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining 83

Reply #636385

[fathom haven]

/rob @ripe badger

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You robbed 425 from cardboard.ios.

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding 74. Congrats!

Reply #636450

ford_locomotive_34967

Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[fathom haven]

/rob @lime canyon

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 53 minutes.

[lime canyon]

/rob @fathom haven

[silent gale]

delusion.

You attempted to rob ford_locomotive_34967, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[lime canyon]

shit

[fathom haven]

Yeah see I'm not an idiot I hide my money before I rob

So watch thou pockets

[silent gale]

delusion.

You cannot commit a crime for 1 minute and 25 seconds.

[fathom haven]

/crime @lime canyon

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You steal an apple from the market for 536

Reply #636302

[fathom haven]

Thanks for paying the tax @lime canyon

[lime canyon]

?

/crime @cobalt tartan

[silent gale]

delusion.

During the escape, the police catch up with your gang and confiscate 641 from you.

Reply #636426

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a professional cat-petter and earn 54

Reply #636438

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You work as a professional cuddler and earn 61

Reply #33

[fathom haven]

/work

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You help clean a horses stable for 83

Reply #3031286

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you 58.

Reply #636258

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You got featured and won 51

Reply #636295

[brisk swan]

/work

[silent gale]

carlnice

You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn 72

Reply #635988

[brisk swan]

/slut

[silent gale]

carlnice

You post nudes on the internet for 284

Reply #636120

[brisk swan]

thats alot of money

[silent gale]

carlnice

You robbed 23 from delusion..

[brisk swan]

not worth it

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn 95

Reply #230200

[tulip nebula]

/work

[silent gale]

kaapeli0292_94825

You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get 61 for all your items.

Reply #636459

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth 85!

Reply #636343

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get 75 for all your items.

Reply #636459

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain 98

Reply #636390

[lime canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

delusion.

You're the tooth fairy and spend your nights collecting teeth from children's pillows. You make 57 for your dedication to dental hygiene.

Reply #4910399

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work at the dump all day. Then you found 79 from a thrown out wallet.

Reply #636408

[tough inlet]

/work

[silent gale]

_roxiescookies_

You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is 88!

Reply #636316

[lime canyon]

/dep all

[eternal mirage]

/work

[silent gale]

joshtg_yt

You worked for the Police and earned 82

Reply #636538

[eternal mirage]

/slut

[silent gale]

joshtg_yt

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you 259.

Reply #635910

[eternal mirage]

/crime

[silent gale]

joshtg_yt

You pickpocket every single person in the parliament entrance and sneak away with 507

Reply #636214

[fathom haven]

/crime @eternal mirage

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You hacked into a terrorist's computer, and managed to earn 580

Reply #636036

[flat umbra]

!work

/work

[silent gale]

jessebonkman8

You work as a streamer and gain 75 from donations

Reply #635918

[flat umbra]

/crime

[silent gale]

jessebonkman8

You cannot commit a crime for 48 minutes and 31 seconds.

[fathom haven]

/rob @flat umbra

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You attempted to rob jessebonkman8, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[fathom haven]

/work

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You sold fish sandwiches and earned 90 in profits

Reply #838133

[flat umbra]

Lol

/rob @fathom haven

[silent gale]

jessebonkman8

You attempted to rob ford_locomotive_34967, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[flat umbra]

Heheee

[fathom haven]

Lol it's in the bank

[flat umbra]

I see

[fathom haven]

Goofy ahh I ain't in debt like you

[flat umbra]

Awww bro’s flexing discord bot money 😭😭😭

[fathom haven]

Oof. I forgot how fast you PC players resort to real life terms bc that's ofc the first line of defense 🫩🤞

I'ma go gamble now

[flat umbra]

I have a ps too bro just cuz I’m travelling rn I’m laptop lol

[fathom haven]

Uh huh

[flat umbra]

Bro ps aint that hard to buy lol 😭

And my lap is double the amount of ps 5 btw

[fathom haven]

Good for you Katie

[prime jungle]

/work

[silent gale]

colin0622

You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got 53!

Reply #635954

[hexed tundra]

/work

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn 139!

Reply #636293

[hexed tundra]

/slut

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose 329.

Reply #635996

[prime jungle]

/work

[silent gale]

colin0622

You work as a dumpster diver and earn 188

Reply #61

[stray meteor]

/slut

[silent gale]

monii255

You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received 221 from the men.

Reply #636081

[fathom haven]

/crime @stray meteor

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You steal your neighbour's garden gnome and sell it on eBay for 364

Reply #4910479

[fathom haven]

Yonk

[stray meteor]

/rob @fathom haven

[silent gale]

monii255

You attempted to rob ford_locomotive_34967, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[fathom haven]

Hahaha

[stray meteor]

/crime @fathom haven

[silent gale]

monii255

You got seen by a police officer while trying to take some purses, you have been fined 680!

Reply #636001

[stray meteor]

god dammit

[fathom haven]

Lol

Imagine

Ts is crazy

[stray meteor]

/work

[silent gale]

monii255

You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid 147 for doing it

Reply #636462

[fathom haven]

/rob @stray meteor

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You attempted to rob monii255, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[fathom haven]

Damn

[stray meteor]

:3

[fathom haven]

Low-key was funna snag ts too lol

[stray meteor]

/rob @fathom haven

[silent gale]

monii255

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 58 minutes.

[fathom haven]

/work

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn 168

Reply #38

[fathom haven]

/slut

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your 211.

Reply #636472

[fathom haven]

Damn

I low-key didn't know you could actually lose money with this one

[woeful flame]

I cast more bad luck upon you

[fathom haven]

Oh really

[fathom haven]

I'm gonna remember that

Keep those windows locked and cheeks clenched

[rustic night]

#back-room commands:
/crime
/rob
/slut
/work

[woeful flame]

@fathom haven is that a threat or promise

[fathom haven]

Take it however you like

/crime @woeful flame

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You cannot commit a crime for 40 minutes and 45 seconds.

[fathom haven]

Wait this amount of time

You'll see

[stray meteor]

@fathom haven stealing from poor?

How could you

[fathom haven]

When was I below that I'm a criminal

Lol

[woeful flame]

You can try all you want but unfortunately I invest in a bank

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for 198

Reply #636317

[fathom haven]

/crime @woeful flame

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You stole a package from your neighbour and sold it on the deep web for 600

Reply #636399

[fathom haven]

Yummy

[sacred jungle]

/crime

[silent gale]

h0rrorbus1ness

You were caught in the act, and fined 403

Reply #636009

[sacred jungle]

/work

[silent gale]

h0rrorbus1ness

You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make 74 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.

Reply #4910402

[sacred jungle]

/slut

[silent gale]

h0rrorbus1ness

Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes 243 from you as compensation.

Reply #636425

[fathom haven]

/slut

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

Your condom supply runs out and you pay 393 to restock.

Reply #636003

[fathom haven]

FUCK

/rob @stray meteor

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 32 minutes and 35 seconds.

[fathom haven]

Ugh

[stray meteor]

:3

/rob @fathom haven

[silent gale]

monii255

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 30 minutes and 9 seconds.

[stray meteor]

Well fuck.

[fathom haven]

/crime @stray meteor

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You cannot commit a crime for 29 minutes and 29 seconds.

[fathom haven]

Damn.

/work

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn 81

Reply #32

[fathom haven]

Yippee

[stray meteor]

/crime @fathom haven

[silent gale]

monii255

You choked on your aspirations. You lost 646

Reply #635935

[fathom haven]

/slut

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 59 seconds.

[fathom haven]

LMAO

[stray meteor]

I give up

[fathom haven]

That is actually wild

[stray meteor]

/slut

[silent gale]

monii255

You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay 376 to get it out

Reply #636477

[stray meteor]

/work

[silent gale]

monii255

You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you 173

Reply #636374

[stray meteor]

I am 1000 in debt. Thats crazy

[fathom haven]

Lol

/work

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You cannot work for 4 minutes and 27 seconds.

[fathom haven]

LET me work!!!

[woeful flame]

/bal

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You work as a lubricant tester and earn 85

Reply #10

[fathom haven]

/work

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn 107

Reply #20

[fathom haven]

/crime @stray meteor

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You steal a rare book from a library and sell it to a collector for 572.

Reply #4910523

[fathom haven]

/rob @stray meteor

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You attempted to rob monii255, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[magic venture]

/crime

[silent gale]

jeffrey_mc.cheese

A wise asian girl once said, Be a better criminal. Get fined 548 kiddo

Reply #635880

[magic venture]

/work

[silent gale]

jeffrey_mc.cheese

You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded 60.

Reply #636060

[fathom haven]

/slut

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up 269

Reply #7034

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You worked hard at Burger King and earned 62

Reply #636534

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You work as a professional cock fighter and earn 74

Reply #7083

[woeful flame]

Hey @fathom haven I don't think you gave me a threat or a promise yet

[fathom haven]

Wdym

[woeful flame]

You said wait till the amount of time runs out but you haven't done anything to affect me yet

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn 190.

Reply #636451

[fathom haven]

Hmmm

/crime @woeful flame

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You were a hacker and stole Robux 335

Reply #636533

[fathom haven]

There

[woeful flame]

Still didn't touch my money

[fathom haven]

I took something from ya that's all I care abt

[woeful flame]

Ok good for ya you want a cookie with it cowpoke

[fathom haven]

No but I'll take a side of 10k debt

Can't have cookies I can't consume anything with milk 😞🤞

[woeful flame]

Cookies don't have milk in them

[fathom haven]

Well actually depends on what type of cookie

Chocolate chip have chocolate which contains milk, so does double chocolate, and white chocolate macadamia nut

Why tf am I actually talking abt cookies rn I sound fat ASF

[woeful flame]

Lol

[stray meteor]

Damn cant sleep at night without getting rob now days jesus..

[fathom haven]

No

[woeful flame]

That's Chicago for ya

[fathom haven]

Lol

Me no from Chicago me from Texas

/work

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned 87

Reply #636441

[woeful flame]

Do you know a lot of Texas YouTubers

[fathom haven]

Not rlly actually most likely bc I don't bother searching up info I js watch the fkn video

[stray meteor]

/rob @fathom haven

[silent gale]

monii255

You were caught attempting to rob ford_locomotive_34967, and have been fined 529.

[stray meteor]

/crime @fathom haven

[silent gale]

monii255

You get banned from the Minecraft server and have to pay a fine of 401!

Reply #636160

[fathom haven]

It's in the bank dumbass

[woeful flame]

Damn bro you should probably just go back to bed

[stray meteor]

Ah

[fathom haven]

LOL

[stray meteor]

Oke

Dude. At this point why am i still trying xd

[woeful flame]

Lol

[stray meteor]

/work

[silent gale]

monii255

You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you 149 for your struggles.

Reply #636489

[fathom haven]

Giggity

[stray meteor]

/slut

[silent gale]

monii255

You couldn't get it up and lost 258

Reply #635930

[fathom haven]

/rob @stray meteor

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You've been fined 668 for trying to rob a poor person.

[fathom haven]

Fuck

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You battled and gained 170.

Reply #636473

[stray meteor]

Oke ar least that

Xd

[fathom haven]

I guess you really are poor

Useless

/slut

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You take it up the ass for 345

Reply #635945

[fathom haven]

Yay

[woeful flame]

I knew your ass was gonna rob soni waited

[fathom haven]

Lol

[stray meteor]

m(._.)m unless?

[woeful flame]

Didn't know you liked it up the ass

[fathom haven]

Neither did I

[woeful flame]

But I mean hey 20$ is 20$

[fathom haven]

Erm actually it was $345

/work

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You cannot work for 4 minutes and 4 seconds.

[fathom haven]

Fym

[fathom haven]

Monkey

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned 190

Reply #635873

[fathom haven]

Lucky

/work

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make 154

Reply #635903

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You work as a police officer and earn 88

Reply #66

[stray meteor]

/work

[silent gale]

monii255

You worked hard at Burger King and earned 160

Reply #636534

[stray meteor]

/slut

[silent gale]

monii255

You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay 173 for child support before disownment.

Reply #635886

[shadow bridge]

/Work

[silent gale]

roach_roach_roach.

You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you 83 when you got back home

Reply #636513

[shadow bridge]

/crime

[silent gale]

roach_roach_roach.

You sell cellular phones for a whopping 511

Reply #636210

[shadow bridge]

/slut

[silent gale]

roach_roach_roach.

Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes 297 from you as compensation.

Reply #636425

[spark stump]

/lb

/work

[silent gale]

skinnerkaiser

You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn 199

Reply #1

[rustic token]

/work

[silent gale]

itsfuckingreaper

You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make 175 for your expertise in unicorn management.

Reply #4910398

[rustic token]

/slut

[silent gale]

itsfuckingreaper

You licked SpongeBob's feet for 218!

Reply #834979

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You work as a cross dresser model and earn 95

Reply #17

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You work as a gender equality consultant and earn 120

Reply #45

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You work as an engineer and earn 141

Reply #71

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 74.

Reply #636057

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you 116 when you got back home

Reply #636513

[maiden sable]

/slut

[silent gale]

simonriley_559

Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of 209!

Reply #636331

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make 120 for your entertaining bedtime stories.

Reply #4910401

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You're the tooth fairy and spend your nights collecting teeth from children's pillows. You make 187 for your dedication to dental hygiene.

Reply #4910399

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 14 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made 58

Reply #636373

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain 155 though.

Reply #636392

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You serve the customers and receive 104

Reply #636348

[lofty oriole]

/work

[silent gale]

noname634189

You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make 124

Reply #635903

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You worked as a businessman and earned 125

Reply #636360

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You walk dogs for 148.

Reply #636065

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn 55!

Reply #636293

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You work as a parkour specialist and earn 141

Reply #9

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make 116.

Reply #4910425

[stray meteor]

/rob @fathom haven

[silent gale]

monii255

You attempted to rob ford_locomotive_34967, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[fathom haven]

Haha

/rob @stray meteor

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You attempted to rob monii255, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[fathom haven]

Damn

[stray meteor]

Good one mate

/slut

[silent gale]

monii255

You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you 166!

Reply #635894

[stray meteor]

/work

[silent gale]

monii255

You clean off the chairs and get paid 79

Reply #636336

[hexed tundra]

/work

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you 53 for your struggles.

Reply #636489

[hexed tundra]

/slut

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged 373 for their medical fees.

Reply #635970

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn 85

Reply #19

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 104.

Reply #636058

[fathom haven]

Giggity

[woeful flame]

Why'd your name color change

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You clean off the counters and get paid 147

Reply #636338

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for 129

Reply #636460

[fathom haven]

Lucky

/work

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of 179

Reply #636378

[fathom haven]

Nice

/crime @stray meteor shhh

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You are fined 456 for jaywalking

Reply #636050

[fathom haven]

What

....

[stray meteor]

Im so broke you cant steal a cent from me dude

/crime @fathom haven

[silent gale]

monii255

You were caught using your phone in a movie theatre and have been fined 256.

Reply #4910499

[stray meteor]

Well

Fuck me then i guess

More broke than i was

[fathom haven]

Lol

[stray meteor]

Time to gamble

/work

[silent gale]

monii255

You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make 65 from ad revenue.

Reply #636418

[stray meteor]

/slut

[silent gale]

monii255

You work as a lubricant tester and earn 244.

Reply #636054

[fathom haven]

/slut

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse, 227 went down your toilet

Reply #636032

[fathom haven]

Bro what.

NAH

[woeful flame]

Haha

[fathom haven]

/rob @woeful flame

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You were caught attempting to rob theusspaper_89888, and have been fined 327.

[fathom haven]

Fuck

[woeful flame]

Haha lmfao how many times I gotta tell ya I use the bank

[fathom haven]

Like 100

/crime @woeful flame

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You cannot commit a crime for 9 minutes and 56 seconds.

[fathom haven]

Ugh

[woeful flame]

Haha

[fathom haven]

SILENCE you scallywag

[woeful flame]

What's wrong black lung

[fathom haven]

/crime @woeful flame

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You steal a statue from a public park and sell it to a collector for 451

Reply #4910460

[woeful flame]

You know the crime @ someone doesn't actually do anything against me it just mentions me

[fathom haven]

Yeah

But knowing that I'm taking time outta your day is good enough for me

[woeful flame]

So why do you do it, do you think it's going to give you good luck

[fathom haven]

cough cough

[fathom haven]

That's why

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You work as a bread scientist and earn 163

Reply #27

[exotic notch]

/work

[silent gale]

iantlion

You develop games and earn 200.

Reply #636067

[exotic notch]

/slut

[silent gale]

iantlion

You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay 153 for surgery.

Reply #636026

[exotic notch]

/crime

[silent gale]

iantlion

You tried stealing money from a cop, you were fined 457

Reply #636375

[stray quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

chronella

You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn 198

Reply #636034

[fathom haven]

/rob @stray quiver

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 7 minutes.

[fathom haven]

Damn.

An hour is crazy work

[woeful flame]

@fathom haven you might wanna tuck away your remaining 14$

[fathom haven]

Nah

Tis nothing but pennies

Also get TF out of my bank account

[woeful flame]

Why

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You battled and gained 72.

Reply #636473

[fathom haven]

Giggity

[woeful flame]

Bro you are not quagmire

[fathom haven]

You don't know that

[stable marsh]

/work

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you 188.

Reply #636282

[stable marsh]

/crime

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

Impersonating a banker was a bad move. You've been fined 570

Reply #636236

[stable marsh]

/slut

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You become a pimp and earn 198!

Reply #636344

[fathom haven]

/work

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn 123

Reply #635988

[fathom haven]

/slut

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up 234

Reply #7034

[fathom haven]

/rob @stable marsh

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 17 minutes and 1 second.

[fathom haven]

Damn

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth 137!

Reply #636343

[fathom haven]

/rob @tardy nest

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 6 minutes and 1 second.

[fathom haven]

FUCK

/rob @tardy nest

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 8 seconds.

[fathom haven]

Bruh.

/rob @tardy nest

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You were caught attempting to rob moltlajat, and have been fined 680.

[fathom haven]

...

WTF

[tardy nest]

bro chill

[fathom haven]

NAH

I'm nuking your house

Respectfully

[tardy nest]

dont shot me, take the money i have wife and kids waiting me in home

[fathom haven]

I'm taking the house.

[tardy nest]

/rob @fathom haven

[silent gale]

moltlajat

You were caught attempting to rob ford_locomotive_34967, and have been fined 366.

[tardy nest]

shit

[fathom haven]

Yeah I'm taking your wife as well js bc of that

[tardy nest]

what about me

[fathom haven]

No

[tardy nest]

[fathom haven]

You can share a cardboard box with @sacred jungle

[sacred jungle]

WOAH

[fathom haven]

LOL

[sacred jungle]

Are you leaving our cardboard box bro?

[tardy nest]

/rob @sacred jungle

[silent gale]

moltlajat

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 58 minutes.

[sacred jungle]

I see how it is

haa

/rob @tardy nest

[silent gale]

h0rrorbus1ness

You attempted to rob moltlajat, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[sacred jungle]

damn

[tardy nest]

hahahaha

[sacred jungle]

why r u laughing bro

ure poor

i cant rob u for that

[fathom haven]

Yeah ref he's in the trenches

[sacred jungle]

XDDDD

[tardy nest]

well i didnt lose anything

[sacred jungle]

cuz u dont have anything

[fathom haven]

/crime @tardy nest

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You rummage through a dumpster illegally and find 451!

Reply #636250

[sacred jungle]

get to work

/crime

[silent gale]

h0rrorbus1ness

You successfully complete a heist and earn 418!

Reply #636187

[tardy nest]

noooo!!! i have kids to feed my wife got stolen

[fathom haven]

Your welcome

I'ma give her to Epstein

[tardy nest]

wowwwow she is 21 years old. she is to old for him. not gonna like her

[fathom haven]

Oh

I'm sure Diddy will take her then 🤧

Straight to Epstein

[sacred jungle]

XDDDD

[fathom haven]

Actually ykw you got a pet?

[tardy nest]

how i can sell it ?

[fathom haven]

I'm asking a yes or no question

[tardy nest]

pet in real life or in game ?

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received 122 from your peers.

Reply #636056

[fathom haven]

In general idiot

[tardy nest]

general chat ?

[fathom haven]

NO

omg what is this below -2 IQ 😭

[woeful flame]

Do you have a pet in real life is what he's trying to ask

[tardy nest]

aaa

[tardy nest]

let me check

[tardy nest]

i had a cat died 7 years ago it was green with white color

[fathom haven]

Umm

I don't think cats are supposed to be green

[tardy nest]

u just made me remember her, everyday she was waking me up at 6 moring to give her food

[fathom haven]

Okay... But I don't think you're cat was supposed to be green

[woeful flame]

Unknown you should go check out the gas garlic bread I made over in the camp stew tab

[fathom haven]

Where's the garlic I only see cheese

[tardy nest]

what color she was suuposed to be ?

[woeful flame]

I used garlic powder underneath and a little bit on top of the cheese

[fathom haven]

Possibly white and black but def not Green