back-room

[frosty shale]

/work

[silent gale]

dr.jfisher

You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you 69 to help fund the project!

Reply #636446

[frosty shale]

/slut

[silent gale]

dr.jfisher

An adult video site pays you 344 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".

Reply #55469

[frosty shale]

/work

[silent gale]

dr.jfisher

You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make 63!

Reply #636413

[frosty shale]

/crime

[silent gale]

dr.jfisher

You failed stealing candy from a kid and got fined 539

Reply #636113

[frosty shale]

/slut

[silent gale]

dr.jfisher

Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him 155.

Reply #635908

[high wren]

/crime

[silent gale]

mr_alee_18

You steal a famous musician's guitar and sell it to a fan for 255

Reply #4910484

[high wren]

/slut

[silent gale]

mr_alee_18

You earned 372 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.

Reply #636027

[high wren]

/work

[silent gale]

mr_alee_18

You're a fortune cookie interpreter and spend your days decoding the cryptic messages hidden inside the cookies. You make 98 for your insight into the future.

Reply #4910391

[steep mirage]

/work

[silent gale]

panzer_division11_88613

You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for 68.

Reply #636303

[steep mirage]

/slut

[silent gale]

panzer_division11_88613

You worked as a sperm donor and earned 106

Reply #838098

[steep mirage]

/crime

[silent gale]

panzer_division11_88613

Your public indecency paid off and you got 448

Reply #635958

[exotic notch]

/work

[silent gale]

iantlion

After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn 91!

Reply #636293

[exotic notch]

/slut

[silent gale]

iantlion

You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you 259 in return!

Reply #635891

[exotic notch]

/crime

[silent gale]

iantlion

You rob a McDonald's and take 484.

Reply #636251

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You develop games for a living and earn 62.

Reply #636041

[steep mirage]

/work

[silent gale]

panzer_division11_88613

You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn 82

Reply #41

[steep mirage]

/slut

[silent gale]

panzer_division11_88613

You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in 371

Reply #80

[steep mirage]

/crime

[silent gale]

panzer_division11_88613

You hit someone with a rock and they sued you for 389

Reply #636178

[tough inlet]

/work

[silent gale]

_roxiescookies_

You clean the chimney and find 73.

Reply #636287

[steep mirage]

/work

[silent gale]

panzer_division11_88613

You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make 94 for your expertise in unicorn management.

Reply #4910398

[steep mirage]

/crime

[silent gale]

panzer_division11_88613

You got caught with garlic bread in your purse! You pay the restaurant 664

Reply #635969

[steep mirage]

/slut

[silent gale]

panzer_division11_88613

You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay 297 for surgery.

Reply #636026

[tough inlet]

/work

[silent gale]

_roxiescookies_

You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make 73.

Reply #635990

[muted mirage]

/slut

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives 135

Reply #635907

[exotic notch]

/slut

[silent gale]

iantlion

You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up 202

Reply #7034

[exotic notch]

/crime

[silent gale]

iantlion

You murder that sweet old lady living upstairs, collect her jewellery and sell it for 408

Reply #87

[exotic notch]

/Slut

[silent gale]

iantlion

You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned 133

Reply #636089

[austere glacier]

/work

[silent gale]

dk7_d

You put your nose to the grindstone and earned 85.

Reply #636429

[exotic notch]

/crime

[silent gale]

iantlion

Your money laundering scheme has backfired. After serving your sentence, you must re-pay 332 back as restitution.

Reply #636108

[steep mirage]

/work

[silent gale]

panzer_division11_88613

You work as an Irish dancer and earn 66

Reply #14

[steep mirage]

/slut

[silent gale]

panzer_division11_88613

You have a good night out and earn 212.

Reply #635940

[steep mirage]

/crime

[silent gale]

panzer_division11_88613

You got caught hacking into the CIA, and lost 259

Reply #636243

[nocturne sedge]

Yo someone join the call so we can play

[cursive bloom]

/crime

[silent gale]

apollyon.11

While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay 200.

Reply #636277

[cursive bloom]

/crime

[silent gale]

apollyon.11

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 33 seconds.

[gray crow]

/work

[silent gale]

micahh17

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 12 seconds.

[gray crow]

/cri

/crime

[silent gale]

micahh17

You got caught by the FBI trying to get a free Minecraft account. You've been sent to jail and fined 272!

Reply #635982

[gray crow]

/pay 272

fuc-

[azure patrol]

/work

[silent gale]

t430d0r

You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for 69.

Reply #636512

[azure patrol]

/slut

[silent gale]

t430d0r

You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay 219 for child support before disownment.

Reply #635886

[azure patrol]

/crime

[silent gale]

t430d0r

You were caught stealing flowers from a public garden and have been fined 357.

Reply #4910547

[azure patrol]

Dammit

[pulsar saddle]

/slut

[silent gale]

hkaska23

You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for 322.

Reply #636452

[high wren]

/slut

[silent gale]

mr_alee_18

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives 234

Reply #635907

[high wren]

/crime

[silent gale]

mr_alee_18

Unfortunately, your public indecency did not pay off and got caught. You were fined 349

Reply #635959

[high wren]

/work

[silent gale]

mr_alee_18

You work as a cross dresser model and earn 80

Reply #17

[sullen ore]

/slut

[silent gale]

yy_zh

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of 390, and you go ahead with it.

Reply #636421

[sullen ore]

/crime

[silent gale]

yy_zh

You did a crime and refuse to do the time. You lose 100.

Reply #636407

[sullen ore]

/work

[silent gale]

yy_zh

You work as a professional snuggler and earn 75

Reply #5

[sullen ore]

/work

[silent gale]

yy_zh

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 53 seconds.

[sullen ore]

/slut

[silent gale]

yy_zh

You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 24 seconds.

[sullen ore]

/crime

[silent gale]

yy_zh

You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 35 seconds.

[muted mirage]

/slut

[silent gale]

rapzigon

You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job 126

Reply #636075

[stone marten]

/crime

[silent gale]

nopedreamer

You tried to trip an old man and he beats you with a stick. The police then arrive on scene and fine you 200 for attempted murder.

Reply #55470

[stone marten]

/crime

[silent gale]

nopedreamer

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 43 seconds.

[stone marten]

😔

[sharp charm]

/work

[silent gale]

ja._.c0b2

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 79

Reply #635952

[sharp charm]

/work

[silent gale]

ja._.c0b2

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 48 seconds.

[sharp charm]

/crime

[silent gale]

ja._.c0b2

You dress up as a mascot and steal the team's championship trophy, which you sell to a sports memorabilia collector for 448.

Reply #4910518

[sullen ore]

/crime

[silent gale]

yy_zh

You steal a street sign and sell it to a collector for 409

Reply #4910462

[sullen ore]

/slut

[silent gale]

yy_zh

You get paid 207 for crossdressing

Reply #635922

[sharp charm]

/work

[silent gale]

ja._.c0b2

A drunk man pays you 88 to walk backwards.

Reply #55464

[sharp charm]

/slut

[silent gale]

ja._.c0b2

You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you 239 and maybe chlamydia.

Reply #636516

[sharp charm]

/crime

[silent gale]

ja._.c0b2

You were caught feeding pigeons in a no-feeding zone and have been fined 541.

Reply #4910506

[sharp charm]

Poo

[tough inlet]

/work

[silent gale]

_roxiescookies_

Someone came and performed a play. They gave you 60 for watching.

Reply #636345

[steep mirage]

/work

[silent gale]

panzer_division11_88613

You work as a help desk technician and earn 70

Reply #3

[steep mirage]

/slut

[silent gale]

panzer_division11_88613

Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you 388 for public indecency.

Reply #636266

[steep mirage]

/crime

[silent gale]

panzer_division11_88613

You stole Justin Bieber's wallet and found 592 in it.

Reply #636249

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly 60.

Reply #55461

[high wren]

/work

[silent gale]

mr_alee_18

You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid 93 for doing his job.

Reply #636484

[high wren]

/slut

[silent gale]

mr_alee_18

You licked SpongeBob's feet for 134!

Reply #834979

[high wren]

/crime

[silent gale]

mr_alee_18

You were caught driving under the influence of alcohol and have been fined 658.

Reply #4910510

[atomic cloak]

/slut

[silent gale]

dont_forget_the_quarter

You shake what your momma gave you for 218.

Reply #636544

[atomic cloak]

/work

[silent gale]

dont_forget_the_quarter

You put your nose to the grindstone and earned 78.

Reply #636429

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth 87.

Reply #4910431

[foggy ferry]

/crime

[silent gale]

corvusfire1

You choked on a Twinkie and had to pay a hospital fine of 520.

Reply #635991

[foggy ferry]

/work

[silent gale]

corvusfire1

You repair the lights and receive 69

Reply #636339

[frosty shale]

/work

[silent gale]

dr.jfisher

You work as a professional wine taster and earn 66.

Reply #636066

[frosty shale]

/slut

[silent gale]

dr.jfisher

You fucked a traffic cone and found 266 inside it

Reply #636329

[hexed tundra]

/work

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

You clean off the chairs and get paid 85

Reply #636336

[hexed tundra]

/slut

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined 221.

Reply #636305

[pulsar saddle]

/slut

[silent gale]

hkaska23

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your 322.

Reply #636472

[pulsar saddle]

/crime

[silent gale]

hkaska23

Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back 0 to dodge death.

Reply #635889

[high wren]

/work

[silent gale]

mr_alee_18

You scavenge a local garbage dump and find 88 worth of scrap.

Reply #636470

[high wren]

/slut

[silent gale]

mr_alee_18

You do a good deepthroating and earn 214 from the client

Reply #636526

[high wren]

/crime

[silent gale]

mr_alee_18

You were caught spray painting "free hugs" on a building and have been fined 430.

Reply #4910495

[mellow acorn]

/rob MrAlee

[silent gale]

oofeface

You robbed 1,471 from mr_alee_18.

[lyric fern]

/crime

[silent gale]

david_817887

You get banned from the Minecraft server and have to pay a fine of 344!

Reply #636160

[lyric fern]

NOOO

/balance

[high wren]

/slut

[silent gale]

mr_alee_18

You cannot be a slut for 36 minutes and 58 seconds.

[sharp charm]

/work

[silent gale]

ja._.c0b2

You did a fundraiser and raised 78

Reply #834686

[sharp charm]

/crime

[silent gale]

ja._.c0b2

You threaten a police officer, wasn't a smart idea. You got arrested and was fined 407

Reply #636188

[sharp charm]

/slut

[silent gale]

ja._.c0b2

You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost 301

Reply #635925

[sharp charm]

Bruuuuwghahsnajjs

[exotic notch]

/slut

[silent gale]

iantlion

You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as 144!

Reply #204738

[exotic notch]

/crime

[silent gale]

iantlion

You killed a man and liked it, you got 691

Reply #636213

[pastel palm]

/work

[silent gale]

dill253264

You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain 72

Reply #635919

[pastel palm]

/work

[silent gale]

dill253264

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.

[pastel palm]

/slut

[silent gale]

dill253264

You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you 242 to clean the stains.

Reply #55473

[pastel palm]

/balance

[rare mural]

/crime

[silent gale]

maddie_73876

You were caught fishing without a license and have been fined 200.

Reply #4910500

[rare mural]

/horses

[boreal magnet]

/crime

[silent gale]

dex6786253

Your friend said that you couldn't steal the Mona Lisa, so to prove them wrong you stole the Mona Lisa and sold it for 594

Reply #636524

[boreal magnet]

/work

[silent gale]

dex6786253

You repair the lights and receive 54

Reply #636339

[shadow bridge]

/crime

[silent gale]

roach_roach_roach.

A stranger walks up to you and you decide to steal their clothes, you some how did it and got away with an outfit valued at 578.

Reply #55466

[shadow bridge]

/work

[silent gale]

roach_roach_roach.

You find 97 randomly lying in the gutter

Reply #635890

[shadow bridge]

/crime

[silent gale]

roach_roach_roach.

You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 55 seconds.

roach_roach_roach.

Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[iron terrace]

/slut

[silent gale]

antifreezeeater

You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped 289

Reply #635904

[iron terrace]

lmao

[exotic notch]

/work

[silent gale]

iantlion

You have worked in the prison gardens for 66

Reply #636468

[exotic notch]

/crime

[silent gale]

iantlion

You were caught using someone else's gym membership and have been fined 439.

Reply #4910497

[exotic notch]

/slut

[silent gale]

iantlion

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you 154 to stop because that's weird.

Reply #636350

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as an elevator mechanic and earn 66

Reply #59

[steep mirage]

/work

[silent gale]

panzer_division11_88613

You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning 60.

Reply #636314

[steep mirage]

/slut

[silent gale]

panzer_division11_88613

Your used underwear was bought on eBay for 185... yikes

Reply #635967

[steep mirage]

/crime

[silent gale]

panzer_division11_88613

You got caught raiding and got fined 350

Reply #636150

[exotic notch]

/slut

[silent gale]

iantlion

Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn 140

Reply #82

[tough inlet]

/work

[silent gale]

_roxiescookies_

You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you 89.

Reply #834680

[hexed tundra]

/work

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

You are paid 67 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.

Reply #635989

[hexed tundra]

/slut

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was 178 in a baggie next to you.

Reply #636405

[azure patrol]

/work

[silent gale]

t430d0r

You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn 54

Reply #38

[azure patrol]

/slut

[silent gale]

t430d0r

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was 328 in a baggie next to you.

Reply #636405

[azure patrol]

/crime

[silent gale]

t430d0r

You were caught stealing copper wire from an abandoned building and have been fined 405.

Reply #4910549

[tough inlet]

/work

[silent gale]

_roxiescookies_

You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn 74

Reply #77

[azure apex]

/work

[silent gale]

vaderkxssed

You work as a professional tea taster and earn 73 for tasting different types of tea.

Reply #4910410

[azure apex]

/crime

[silent gale]

vaderkxssed

You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. This causes a spring lock failure and the employee dies. You get sued 273. Great job.

Reply #636357

[azure apex]

/crime

[silent gale]

vaderkxssed

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 44 seconds.

[azure apex]

/slut

[silent gale]

vaderkxssed

She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her 0.

Reply #636010

[spring prawn]

Hi all, if your looking to make very good gold a nd cash very fast DM me...

[hexed tundra]

/work

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you 80 for the hard work

Reply #838245

[hexed tundra]

/slut

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn 184 and a sore ass.

Reply #636007

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn 81

Reply #230200

[low mantle]

/slut

[silent gale]

laycrisps

Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes 253 from you as compensation.

Reply #636425

[low mantle]

/crie

/crime

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You were caught trying to assassinate an African drug lord, and have been given a 663 fine!

Reply #635897

[wintry peak]

/crime

[silent gale]

harleymunro

You get caught breaking the parking meter machines and are fined 255

Reply #636106

[hexed tundra]

/work

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

You worked hard at Burger King and earned 83

Reply #636534

[hexed tundra]

/slut

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

You fucked a traffic cone and found 277 inside it

Reply #636329

[tough inlet]

/work

[silent gale]

_roxiescookies_

You work as a pumpkin picker 92

Reply #6069

[tough inlet]

/work

[silent gale]

_roxiescookies_

You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you 76

Reply #636353

[vast ledge]

/slut

[silent gale]

inkseha252

You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained 194 for your hard work.

Reply #636052

[vast ledge]

/deposit all

[exotic notch]

Work

/work

[silent gale]

iantlion

You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain 86

Reply #635919

[exotic notch]

/slut

[silent gale]

iantlion

You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of 334.

Reply #636547

[exotic notch]

/crime

[silent gale]

iantlion

Police did a strip search and found stolen toys, they fined you 473

Reply #838233

[light marten]

/work

[silent gale]

s0c1alyawkwardturtl3

You worked at the office overtime for 75

Reply #636457

[light marten]

/slut

[silent gale]

s0c1alyawkwardturtl3

You post nudes on the internet for 386

Reply #636120

[light marten]

/crime

[silent gale]

s0c1alyawkwardturtl3

You tried to help someone with a bot, but they were greedy and stole 681 from you!

Reply #204337

[exotic notch]

/work

[silent gale]

iantlion

You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid 56!

Reply #635882

[exotic notch]

/crime

[silent gale]

iantlion

You stole Justin Bieber's wallet and found 693 in it.

Reply #636249

[exotic notch]

/slut

[silent gale]

iantlion

You flashed your tits while streaming and received 383 in donations!

Reply #636030

[exotic notch]

Yes

[shadow bridge]

/crime

[silent gale]

roach_roach_roach.

You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined 497.

Reply #4910548

[shadow bridge]

/work

[silent gale]

roach_roach_roach.

You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed 96.

Reply #636078

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for 61

Reply #636016

[shadow bridge]

/slut

[silent gale]

roach_roach_roach.

Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him 338.

Reply #635908

[exotic notch]

/slut

[silent gale]

iantlion

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you 257 for the night.

Reply #636471

[exotic notch]

/crime

[silent gale]

iantlion

You were caught trying to smuggle illegal aliens across the border and have been fined 465

Reply #636218

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You worked for the Police and earned 51

Reply #636538

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You receive a check of 68 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.

Reply #636260

[steel lintel]

/slut

[silent gale]

soggywater00

You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job 200

Reply #636075

[steel lintel]

Oh

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a professional worker and earn 87.

Reply #636046

[visual vault]

/slut

[silent gale]

waltimusprime_v2

You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to 0.

Reply #636479

[visual vault]

/work

[silent gale]

waltimusprime_v2

Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you 81 .

Reply #636084

[visual vault]

/crime

[silent gale]

waltimusprime_v2

You manage to slip some gemstones into your pockets when the store owner isn't looking, selling them later for 512.

Reply #636288

[azure patrol]

/work

[silent gale]

t430d0r

You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid 85 for sorting jelly beans by color.

Reply #4910414

[azure patrol]

/slut

[silent gale]

t430d0r

You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn 393 and a sore ass.

Reply #636007

[azure patrol]

/crime

[silent gale]

t430d0r

You rob a drug dealer and gain 595

Reply #636117

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You take your cat for a walk and gain 71

Reply #636389

[frosty shale]

/work

[silent gale]

dr.jfisher

You clean off the animatronics and get paid 100

Reply #636335

[exotic notch]

/work

[silent gale]

iantlion

You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find 63 stashed inside one of them.

Reply #6070

[exotic notch]

/slut

[silent gale]

iantlion

Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra 168.

Reply #636068

[exotic notch]

/crime

[silent gale]

iantlion

You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined 302

Reply #170

[night orchid]

/work

[silent gale]

tandooriulti

A drunk man pays you 63 to walk backwards.

Reply #55464

[exotic notch]

/work

[silent gale]

iantlion

You receive a check of 69 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.

Reply #636260

[shadow bridge]

/work

[silent gale]

roach_roach_roach.

A drunk man pays you 96 to walk backwards.

Reply #55464

[shadow bridge]

/crime

[silent gale]

roach_roach_roach.

You kidnap a citizen and take them hostage for 373

Reply #636311

[shadow bridge]

/slut

[silent gale]

roach_roach_roach.

You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather 243 in total.

Reply #636069

[shadow bridge]

/crime

[silent gale]

roach_roach_roach.

You cannot commit a crime for 56 minutes and 48 seconds.

[exotic notch]

/work

[silent gale]

iantlion

You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found 89 near one of the potatoes

Reply #906378

[exotic notch]

/slut

[silent gale]

iantlion

You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you 178 and maybe chlamydia.

Reply #636516

[exotic notch]

/crime

[silent gale]

iantlion

You break into a home to steal jewelry worth 302

Reply #636100

[shadow bridge]

/crime

[silent gale]

roach_roach_roach.

You were hired by a hitman to murder Flanders, you had to throw out your white shirt but you managed to rack up 294

Reply #636445

[shadow bridge]

/work

[silent gale]

roach_roach_roach.

You work as a sandcastle builder and earn 99

Reply #63

[shadow bridge]

/slut

[silent gale]

roach_roach_roach.

The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with 327.

Reply #636465

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get 91 for all your items.

Reply #636459

[fading geyser]

/work

[silent gale]

mvrxu1

You work as a Discord bot developer and earn 52

Reply #70

[fading geyser]

/slut

[silent gale]

mvrxu1

You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned 138

Reply #838124

[split obsidian]

/work

[silent gale]

the_all_mighty_duck

You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn 54

Reply #32

[split obsidian]

/crime

[silent gale]

the_all_mighty_duck

You unsuccessfully bribed a cop. See ya in prison, buddy. You lost 422

Reply #635876

[split obsidian]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_all_mighty_duck

You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn 366 and a sore ass.

Reply #636007

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid 89.

Reply #635917

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn 66

Reply #635988

[hexed tundra]

/work

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn 52

Reply #54

[hexed tundra]

/slut

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay 356

Reply #176

[tough inlet]

/work

[silent gale]

_roxiescookies_

You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find 91 stashed inside one of them.

Reply #6070

[split obsidian]

/rob @uncut crown

[silent gale]

the_all_mighty_duck

You were caught attempting to rob john_porterman, and have been fined 393.

[shadow bridge]

/work

[silent gale]

roach_roach_roach.

You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning 50.

Reply #636314

[shadow bridge]

/crime

[silent gale]

roach_roach_roach.

You unsuccessfully bribed a cop. See ya in prison, buddy. You lost 316

Reply #635876

[hexed tundra]

/work

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

You work as a professional cat-petter and earn 77

Reply #636438

[frosty shale]

/crime

[silent gale]

dr.jfisher

You got caught digging up dead memes and got a 346 fine.

Reply #636171

[frosty shale]

/slut

[silent gale]

dr.jfisher

Your friend pays you 285 for you to worship her feet

Reply #636061

[frosty shale]

/work

[silent gale]

dr.jfisher

After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you 96, as it was originally their job

Reply #636304

[light turret]

/work

[silent gale]

x3mblez

You're an expert in conspiracy theories and spend your days spreading wild stories on social media. You make 51 from your gullible followers.

Reply #4910388

[light turret]

/slut

[silent gale]

x3mblez

You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined 177.

Reply #834714

[light turret]

/crime

[silent gale]

x3mblez

You kidnaped a cat and took it hostage for 329

Reply #636042

[magic venture]

/crime

[silent gale]

jeffrey_mc.cheese

You managed to steal iPhone X and sold it for 599

Reply #636239

[magic venture]

/work

[silent gale]

jeffrey_mc.cheese

You cannot work for 4 minutes and 27 seconds.

[magic venture]

/rob

[silent gale]

jeffrey_mc.cheese

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[magic venture]

/work

[silent gale]

jeffrey_mc.cheese

You work as a police officer and earn 55

Reply #66

[magic venture]

/rob Dr.J.fisher

[silent gale]

jeffrey_mc.cheese

You were caught attempting to rob dr.jfisher, and have been fined 344.

[magic venture]

It was an accident

/work

[silent gale]

jeffrey_mc.cheese

You cannot work for 6 minutes and 20 seconds.

[cursive nest]

Excuse me

[magic venture]

/suicide

[magic venture]

/work

[silent gale]

jeffrey_mc.cheese

You work as a pumpkin picker 100

Reply #6069

[rare linden]

/slit

/slut

[silent gale]

thebusdriver765

What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you 147 for your solid work.

Reply #636269

[rare linden]

/work

[silent gale]

thebusdriver765

You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found 57 on the floor.

Reply #636029

[rare linden]

/crime

[silent gale]

thebusdriver765

You raided the enemy tribe and got 672

Reply #636148

[rare linden]

/balance

[magic venture]

/crime

[silent gale]

jeffrey_mc.cheese

You cannot commit a crime for 5 minutes and 55 seconds.

[magic venture]

/work

[silent gale]

jeffrey_mc.cheese

You cannot work for 29 seconds.

[magic venture]

I need more gambling money

/work

[silent gale]

jeffrey_mc.cheese

You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for 75.

Reply #636556

[exotic notch]

/slut

[silent gale]

iantlion

You get hired to take it hard for the night for 353!

Reply #636501

[exotic notch]

/crime

[silent gale]

iantlion

You got caught with garlic bread in your purse! You pay the restaurant 641

Reply #635969

[magic venture]

/crime

[silent gale]

jeffrey_mc.cheese

A box wobbles & falls from a delivery vehicle, landing right in front of you. Inside you find high-quality cigars. These are worth 435

Reply #635953

[exotic notch]

/work

[silent gale]

iantlion

You take part in a Civil War battle and earn 70 for your team winning!

Reply #636319

[exotic notch]

/slut

[silent gale]

iantlion

You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn 381.

Reply #636527

[exotic notch]

/crime

[silent gale]

iantlion

You steal a valuable book from a library and sell it to a collector for 619

Reply #4910482

[shadow bridge]

/crime

[silent gale]

roach_roach_roach.

Stealing candy from a baby didn't turn out to be as easy as you'd think, you've been fined 0

Reply #636237

[shadow bridge]

/work

[silent gale]

roach_roach_roach.

You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid 77

Reply #636420

[shadow bridge]

/slut

[silent gale]

roach_roach_roach.

You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you 77 to clean the stains.

Reply #55473

[magic venture]

/crime

[silent gale]

jeffrey_mc.cheese

You steal a famous artist's paintbrush and sell it to a collector for 532.

Reply #4910512

[exotic notch]

/slut

/crime

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[exotic notch]

/work

[steel lintel]

/slut

[silent gale]

soggywater00

Nobody cares about you. You lost 0 trying to twerk.

Reply #636454

[steel lintel]

/work

[silent gale]

soggywater00

You have worked in the prison gardens for 84

Reply #636468

[steel lintel]

/crime

[silent gale]

soggywater00

You got caught speeding, your ticket comes to 84

Reply #636019

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a snake milker and earn 64

Reply #30

[shadow bridge]

/crime

[silent gale]

roach_roach_roach.

You were caught speeding and have been fined 0.

Reply #4910559

[shadow bridge]

/work

[silent gale]

roach_roach_roach.

You baked some nice cookies for all, here is 50

Reply #636511

[shadow bridge]

/slut

[silent gale]

roach_roach_roach.

You get 198 through donations on your cam stream.

Reply #636502

[iron pendant]

/work

[silent gale]

miraak10

You shine people's shoes in class and they give you 98.

Reply #636531

[iron pendant]

/slut

[silent gale]

miraak10

Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra 272.

Reply #636068

[iron pendant]

/crime

[silent gale]

miraak10

You were caught poaching endangered wildlife and have been fined 451.

Reply #4910553

[tough inlet]

/work

[silent gale]

_roxiescookies_

Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn 90

Reply #635869

[light marten]

/work

[silent gale]

s0c1alyawkwardturtl3

You did some social work for a good cause ! You received 63 for your contributions !

Reply #636321

[light marten]

/crime

[silent gale]

s0c1alyawkwardturtl3

You break into a bakery and steal all the bread, selling it to a group of pigeons for 349

Reply #4910466

[light marten]

/slut

[silent gale]

s0c1alyawkwardturtl3

You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you 238 in order to keep quiet about it.

Reply #636040

[warped lodge]

Gng what

[light marten]

wait a second I didnt even read it

Dawg wtf

[warped lodge]

😭😭😭

/slut

[silent gale]

n_hidden

You have a good night out and earn 145.

Reply #635940

[warped lodge]

Type

[desert yarrow]

/work

[silent gale]

2gaycats

Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain 61

Reply #636390

[desert yarrow]

/crime

[silent gale]

2gaycats

You eat pizza with pineapple. Disgrace. Fined 266

Reply #636013

[desert yarrow]

WHAT

[warped lodge]

Ahahahaha

[desert yarrow]

/crime

[silent gale]

2gaycats

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 49 seconds.

[desert yarrow]

Okay budfy

/work

[silent gale]

2gaycats

You cannot work for 6 minutes and 21 seconds.

[warped lodge]

/crime

[silent gale]

n_hidden

You were fined 373 for slacking in school!

Reply #636221

[warped lodge]

Are we srs

[desert yarrow]

/balance

Ooohh

[warped lodge]

/slut

[silent gale]

n_hidden

You cannot be a slut for 48 minutes and 19 seconds.

[desert yarrow]

/slut

[silent gale]

2gaycats

You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some 368

Reply #635966

[warped lodge]

/work

[silent gale]

n_hidden

You work as a beefeater and earn 88

Reply #56

[warped lodge]

Oh

[hexed tundra]

/work

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

You work as a professional cat-petter and earn 52

Reply #636438

[hexed tundra]

/slut

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you 248 in return!

Reply #635891

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a dumpster diver and earn 68

Reply #61

[azure patrol]

/work

[silent gale]

t430d0r

You found 89 lying on the floor in General Chat!

Reply #636543

[azure patrol]

/slut

[silent gale]

t430d0r

You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay 162 for child support before disownment.

Reply #635886

[azure patrol]

/crime

[silent gale]

t430d0r

You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube, but someone catches you in the act. You lost 571 and the YouTube channel you worked so hard on. Good job, buddy.

Reply #636519

[azure patrol]

Dammit

[split obsidian]

/work

[silent gale]

the_all_mighty_duck

You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found 54 on the way back home!

Reply #636521

[split obsidian]

/crime

[silent gale]

the_all_mighty_duck

You steal a famous musician's guitar and sell it to a fan for 630

Reply #4910484

[split obsidian]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_all_mighty_duck

You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned 202

Reply #635871

[light turret]

/work

[silent gale]

x3mblez

You worked for the Police and earned 78

Reply #636538

[light turret]

/crime

[silent gale]

x3mblez

You were caught fishing without a license and have been fined 485.

Reply #4910500

[light turret]

/slit

/slut

[silent gale]

x3mblez

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you 388 to stop because that's weird.

Reply #636350

[split obsidian]

/work

[silent gale]

the_all_mighty_duck

You take your dog for a walk and gain 98

Reply #636388

[split obsidian]

/crime

[silent gale]

the_all_mighty_duck

You were caught using your phone in a movie theatre and have been fined 276.

Reply #4910499

[split obsidian]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_all_mighty_duck

Damn! Those hips don't lie here's 182

Reply #635964

[split obsidian]

/rob @dapper valve

[silent gale]

the_all_mighty_duck

You attempted to rob chadsmp, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[split obsidian]

goddamnit dutch

/rob @Angelo Bronte

[silent gale]

the_all_mighty_duck

Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[split obsidian]

fuck you dutch

[frosty shale]

/worj

/work

[silent gale]

dr.jfisher

You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned 63!

Reply #635987

[frosty shale]

/slut

[silent gale]

dr.jfisher

She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her 352.

Reply #636010

[frosty shale]

/crime

[silent gale]

dr.jfisher

You tried griefing someone's house, but they placed a trap of TNT under it so you died. You have to pay 583 for damages

Reply #636324

[frosty shale]

oh fuck you

a $900 loss

[dapper valve]

how Dare you
pinkertons arrest this guy

[split obsidian]

/rob @solid cypresstons

[silent gale]

the_all_mighty_duck

Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[split obsidian]

/rob @echo lantern

[silent gale]

the_all_mighty_duck

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 23 minutes and 8 seconds.

[split obsidian]

goddamnit

/work

[silent gale]

the_all_mighty_duck

Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain 61

Reply #636390

[split obsidian]

/crime

[silent gale]

the_all_mighty_duck

You steal your neighbours cat and sell it for 579

Reply #636176

[split obsidian]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_all_mighty_duck

You earned 223 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.

Reply #636027

[split obsidian]

/work

[silent gale]

the_all_mighty_duck

You work as a serial murderer... and earn 66

Reply #68

[split obsidian]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_all_mighty_duck

You cannot be a slut for 43 minutes and 33 seconds.

[split obsidian]

/crime

[silent gale]

the_all_mighty_duck

You cannot commit a crime for 43 minutes and 17 seconds.

[frosty shale]

/work

[silent gale]

dr.jfisher

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you 51 for helping them out.

Reply #636491

dr.jfisher

You licked SpongeBob's feet for 225!

Reply #834979

dr.jfisher

You try to snipe someone, but get your calculations off, hitting a random guy next to your target, losing you 689 in payment for a cleaner.

Reply #636387

[frosty shale]

lets see how much debt i can rack up

[silent gale]

.marvie

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 19 seconds.

[glacial niche]

/crime

[silent gale]

bread_1989

During an armed assault, you are knocked unconscious by an old geezer. Afterwards, it seems that you are missing 208 when you wake up.

Reply #636267

[glacial niche]

/rob Jeffrey Epstein

[silent gale]

bread_1989

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - mango094739
2 - crazydave9341
3 - hlebywek
4 - shalex5150
5 - bromine0035
6 - firevertex_90336
7 - pro1million
8 - kbac23
9 - pitallpitt

[light turret]

/work

[silent gale]

x3mblez

You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned 82!

Reply #636488

[light turret]

/crime

[silent gale]

x3mblez

You trespassed onto private property and have been fined 524.

Reply #4910538

[light turret]

Omg

/slut

[silent gale]

x3mblez

You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed 139.

Reply #636063

[shadow bridge]

/crime

[silent gale]

roach_roach_roach.

You tried to smuggle illegal cheese across the border and got caught. You have been fined 248.

Reply #4910492

[shadow bridge]

/work

[silent gale]

roach_roach_roach.

You did a fundraiser and raised 82

Reply #834686

[shadow bridge]

/slut

[silent gale]

roach_roach_roach.

You fucked up, and have been fined 82

Reply #174

[exotic notch]

/slut

[silent gale]

iantlion

Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay 181 for a new one.

Reply #636039

[exotic notch]

/crime

[silent gale]

iantlion

While robbing a dirty video store, you get distracted and lose track of time. The police arrive, arrest you, and your bail cost 650.

Reply #55472

[exotic notch]

Jeez

[desert granite]

/slut

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay 267 to fix your leg

Reply #636011

[desert granite]

/crime

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You eat pizza with pineapple. Disgrace. Fined 700

Reply #636013

[long egret]

/slut

[silent gale]

csdragonrider8920

You earned 370 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.

Reply #636027

csdragonrider8920

You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 46 seconds.

[long egret]

/crime

[silent gale]

csdragonrider8920

You break into a firework factory and steals all the firecrackers and sell them for 366

Reply #636177

[exotic notch]

/work

[silent gale]

iantlion

You drive women to the store for 96

Reply #636048

[exotic notch]

/slut

[silent gale]

iantlion

You sell naked photos of yourself online for 251.

Reply #636503

[exotic notch]

/crime

[silent gale]

iantlion

The person you were robbing noticed you. You have been fined for 494.

Reply #636398

[shadow bridge]

/crime

[silent gale]

roach_roach_roach.

You were caught trying to steal dogs from the animal shelter and have been fined 0

Reply #636132

[shadow bridge]

/work

[silent gale]

roach_roach_roach.

You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid 83!

Reply #635882

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for 84.

Reply #636556

[exotic notch]

/work

[silent gale]

iantlion

You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make 66 for your entertaining bedtime stories.

Reply #4910401

[exotic notch]

/slut

[silent gale]

iantlion

You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have 233

Reply #1441157

[exotic notch]

/crime

[silent gale]

iantlion

You rob a bank for 383

Reply #636153

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you 77 when you got back home

Reply #636513

[warped lodge]

/slut

[silent gale]

n_hidden

You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined 98

Reply #165

[warped lodge]

Awh

/work

[silent gale]

n_hidden

You help clean a horses stable for 84

Reply #3031286

[warped lodge]

/crime

[silent gale]

n_hidden

You tried to cheat at a casino and have been fined 84.

Reply #4910544

[exotic notch]

/work

[silent gale]

iantlion

Your level got featured epic and you won 98

Reply #636296

[exotic notch]

/dlut

/slut

[silent gale]

iantlion

You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed 394.

Reply #636063

[exotic notch]

/crime

[silent gale]

iantlion

You rob a nearby corner store for 589

Reply #636194

[exotic notch]

/slut

[silent gale]

iantlion

You cannot be a slut for 12 minutes and 54 seconds.

[exotic notch]

/crime

[silent gale]

iantlion

You cannot commit a crime for 12 minutes and 56 seconds.

[magic venture]

/crime

[silent gale]

jeffrey_mc.cheese

You impersonate a police officer and steal confiscated drugs, selling them for 633

Reply #4910486

[tough lion]

/crime

[silent gale]

mrhardhat

You were caught smoking in a non-smoking area and have been fined 212.

Reply #4910502

[tough lion]

/slut

[silent gale]

mrhardhat

After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with 354 and a real sore hangover.

Reply #636262

[tough lion]

/work

[silent gale]

mrhardhat

You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid 66

Reply #636419

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

leshaundinglenut0355

You repair the lights and receive 75

Reply #636339

[shadow bridge]

/work

[silent gale]

roach_roach_roach.

You found 50 on the floor.

Reply #636294

[shadow bridge]

/crime

[silent gale]

roach_roach_roach.

You entered the Royal Palace and stole a precious diamond. You then sold it for 518

Reply #636154

[silent gale]

the_all_mighty_duck

You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn 96

Reply #20

the_all_mighty_duck

The Russian government pays you 261 after you successfully blow up an arms depot.

Reply #636163

the_all_mighty_duck

You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect 155 in one night.

Reply #636466

[split obsidian]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_all_mighty_duck

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 53 seconds.

[split obsidian]

/rob @A Stagecoach

[silent gale]

the_all_mighty_duck

Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[split obsidian]

/rob @sand crater

[silent gale]

the_all_mighty_duck

You attempted to rob rockstargames5792, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[split obsidian]

/rob @signal crescent

[silent gale]

the_all_mighty_duck

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 58 minutes.

[long egret]

/slut

[silent gale]

csdragonrider8920

You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in 202

Reply #80

[hexed tundra]

/work

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got 62!

Reply #635954

[hexed tundra]

/slut

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

You get 342 through donations on your cam stream.

Reply #636502

[frozen gorge]

/work

[silent gale]

otsoberg47

You work as a help desk technician and earn 67

Reply #3

[frozen gorge]

/crime

[silent gale]

otsoberg47

You break into a home to steal jewelry worth 659

Reply #636100

[shadow bridge]

/work

[silent gale]

roach_roach_roach.

You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you 54.

Reply #636482

[shadow bridge]

/crime

[silent gale]

roach_roach_roach.

You aren't very sneaky, are you? You lost 387

Reply #635866

[somber hearth]

/work

[silent gale]

enderdragonzoey

You're the tooth fairy and spend your nights collecting teeth from children's pillows. You make 83 for your dedication to dental hygiene.

Reply #4910399

[somber hearth]

/work

[silent gale]

enderdragonzoey

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 36 seconds.

[blissful matrix]

/slut

[silent gale]

theomegatoast._27675

Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay 268 for a new one.

Reply #636039

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make 52.

Reply #635990

[shadow bridge]

/work

[silent gale]

roach_roach_roach.

You work as a police officer and earn 99

Reply #66

[shadow bridge]

/crime

[silent gale]

roach_roach_roach.

You were caught driving under the influence of alcohol and have been fined 417.

Reply #4910510

[tough inlet]

/work

[silent gale]

_roxiescookies_

You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for 69

Reply #636397

[frosty shale]

/work

[silent gale]

dr.jfisher

You clean off the counters and get paid 62

Reply #636338

[frosty shale]

/slut

[silent gale]

dr.jfisher

In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you 182 to fuck the girls inside.

Reply #636365

[frosty shale]

/crime

[silent gale]

dr.jfisher

You break into a jewellery store and steal a diamond, selling it to a pawn shop for 693

Reply #4910481

[frozen gorge]

/crime

[silent gale]

otsoberg47

Your friend bet you that you couldn't beat him in Madden. He won 448.

Reply #636201

[exotic notch]

/work

[silent gale]

iantlion

You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you 94.

Reply #834680

[exotic notch]

/slut

[silent gale]

iantlion

You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes 192 from you.

Reply #636558

[exotic notch]

/crime

[silent gale]

iantlion

You get caught breaking the parking meter machines and are fined 279

Reply #636106

[hasty sonnet]

/work

[silent gale]

tfv_804

You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you 83 for the hard work

Reply #838245

[hexed tundra]

/work

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

You battled and gained 50.

Reply #636473

[hexed tundra]

/slut

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with 203 and a real sore hangover.

Reply #636262

[warped lodge]

/slut

[silent gale]

n_hidden

You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined 7

Reply #636542

[warped lodge]

Awh

/work

[silent gale]

n_hidden

Your level got featured epic and you won 50

Reply #636296

[warped lodge]

Yippe

[shadow bridge]

/crime

[silent gale]

roach_roach_roach.

You steal the Queen's crown and sell it on the black market for 533

Reply #636402

[shadow bridge]

/job

/job

/job

/work

[silent gale]

roach_roach_roach.

You walk dogs for 70.

Reply #636065

[shadow bridge]

/slut

[silent gale]

roach_roach_roach.

Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you 232!

Reply #635920

[languid cloud]

/slut

[silent gale]

afea9

You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay 210

Reply #176

[languid cloud]

/job

/work

[silent gale]

afea9

You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in 73

Reply #636021

[digital sandal]

/rob @twilit niche

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You robbed 31 from perturbabe.

[digital sandal]

Bruh

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You drop all the money from the heist, good going. You also get arrested and fined 256.

Reply #635960

[digital sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

_vanda.

A girl fondles your boobs and you earn 390

Reply #635949

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is 84!

Reply #636316

[hasty sonnet]

/work

[silent gale]

tfv_804

You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get 95

Reply #636083

[exotic notch]

/work

[silent gale]

iantlion

You work as a police officer and earn 68

Reply #66

[exotic notch]

/crime

[silent gale]

iantlion

You steal a car and take it to the junkyard 522

Reply #636116

[exotic notch]

/slut

[silent gale]

iantlion

You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined 331.

Reply #834714

[tranquil burrow]

!bal

/bal

[umbral hazel]

/work

[silent gale]

gordonfreemanhl1.

You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned 51!

Reply #635987

[umbral hazel]

/work

[silent gale]

gordonfreemanhl1.

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 17 seconds.

[hasty sonnet]

/work

[silent gale]

tfv_804

You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of 69 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...

Reply #636363

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a children's toy tester and earn 76

Reply #47

[hexed tundra]

/work

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

You work as a professional wine taster and earn 63.

Reply #636066

[hexed tundra]

/slut

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs 179

Reply #635912

[south moss]

/work

[silent gale]

prometheus06501

You bought and sold items and profited 98

Reply #636437

[light turret]

/work

[silent gale]

x3mblez

You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for 95

Reply #636317

[light turret]

/crime

[silent gale]

x3mblez

The elderly home seems like a prime target, however their lack of medical coverage appals you, and out of the generosity of your heart you donate 610

Reply #636000

[light turret]

/crime

[silent gale]

x3mblez

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 55 seconds.

[light turret]

/slut

[silent gale]

x3mblez

One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid 188 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.

Reply #55476

[light turret]

Omg

[exotic notch]

/work

[silent gale]

iantlion

You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make 80 for your vivid imagination.

Reply #4910393

[exotic notch]

/slut

[silent gale]

iantlion

You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined 343

Reply #167

[exotic notch]

/crime

[silent gale]

iantlion

You manage to hack into a bank's system and steal 454!

Reply #636133

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make 81.

Reply #635990

[jagged trail]

/slut

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You get hired to take it hard for the night for 135!

Reply #636501

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You cannot work for 5 minutes and 34 seconds.

[jagged trail]

/crime

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You steal 263 from a child and (narrowly) escape.

Reply #636340

[light marten]

/work

[silent gale]

s0c1alyawkwardturtl3

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 86.

Reply #636058

[light marten]

/slut

[silent gale]

s0c1alyawkwardturtl3

Your client sticks it inside you and pays you 239

Reply #636500

[light marten]

/crime

[silent gale]

s0c1alyawkwardturtl3

You rob a squirrel of his nuts... and pawn them for 655

Reply #85

[cyan lark]

/crime

[silent gale]

envivty.

You were caught throwing litter out of your car window and have been fined 241.

Reply #4910558

[cyan lark]

/crime

[silent gale]

envivty.

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 53 seconds.

[cyan lark]

/work

[silent gale]

envivty.

A drunk man pays you 60 to walk backwards.

Reply #55464

[cyan lark]

/work

[silent gale]

envivty.

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.

[cyan lark]

/crime

[silent gale]

envivty.

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 11 seconds.

[umbral hazel]

/work

[silent gale]

gordonfreemanhl1.

You work as a circus clown and earn 51.

Reply #636448

[frosty shale]

/work

[silent gale]

dr.jfisher

You work as a dog food taster and earn 73

Reply #34

[hexed tundra]

/work

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

You make a living selling weed for 69 a day

Reply #635943

[hexed tundra]

/slut

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you 249 for the good time.

Reply #635911

[jagged trail]

/with 300

/slut

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw 283 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!

Reply #636453

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You found 72 on the floor.

Reply #636294

[cerulean lotus]

/work

[silent gale]

macz_

You clean off the animatronics and get paid 82

Reply #636335

[cerulean lotus]

/slut

[silent gale]

macz_

She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her 204.

Reply #636010

[cerulean lotus]

/crime

[silent gale]

macz_

You need some extra cash for your drug habit. You break into the local dirty video store and rob them of 446! You also take a few "items" for yourself...

Reply #636024

[cyan lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

envivty.

You get hired to take it hard for the night for 223!

Reply #636501

[cyan lark]

/work

[silent gale]

envivty.

You put your nose to the grindstone and earned 93.

Reply #636429

[cyan lark]

/job

/crime

[silent gale]

envivty.

You call a few friends and raid a newspaper shop with machetes. The operation is successful, and from the loot you earn 280.

Reply #636424

[cyan lark]

/money

[shadow bridge]

/work

[silent gale]

roach_roach_roach.

You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays 53 for your services.

Reply #636364

[shadow bridge]

/crime

[silent gale]

roach_roach_roach.

A cop pulls you over in a routine traffic stop and finds out you are up to no good. Fine is 311

Reply #636105

[jagged trail]

/slut

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped 273

Reply #635904

[sacred jungle]

/work

[silent gale]

h0rrorbus1ness

Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain 64

Reply #636390

[sacred jungle]

/crime

[silent gale]

h0rrorbus1ness

You tried to put the milk before the cereal and were put in jail for your heinous acts, you have to pay 563 for bail!

Reply #636248

[sacred jungle]

/slut

[silent gale]

h0rrorbus1ness

You get hired to take it hard for the night for 298!

Reply #636501

[unique mulch]

/work

[silent gale]

ryry055030

You worked at the office overtime for 67

Reply #636457

[unique mulch]

/work

[silent gale]

ryry055030

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 45 seconds.

[unique mulch]

/slut

[silent gale]

ryry055030

You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of 275!

Reply #635946

[exotic notch]

/work

[silent gale]

iantlion

Your level got featured epic and you won 69

Reply #636296

[exotic notch]

/crime

[silent gale]

iantlion

You are caught jaywalking while stealing a purse and are fined 464

Reply #636103

[exotic notch]

/slut

[silent gale]

iantlion

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you 165 to stop because that's weird.

Reply #636350

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain 72

Reply #635919

[exotic notch]

/work

[silent gale]

iantlion

Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found 91

Reply #636554

[exotic notch]

/slut

[silent gale]

iantlion

You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you 119!

Reply #635894

[exotic notch]

/crime

[silent gale]

iantlion

You eat pizza with pineapple. Disgrace. Fined 296

Reply #636013

[hasty sonnet]

/work

[silent gale]

tfv_804

You repair the lights and receive 55

Reply #636339

[shadow bridge]

/work

[silent gale]

roach_roach_roach.

You work as a water slide tester and earn 88

Reply #50

[shadow bridge]

/crime

[silent gale]

roach_roach_roach.

You were caught in the act, and fined 505

Reply #636009

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn 66

Reply #20

[hexed tundra]

/work

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

Your level got featured epic and you won 89

Reply #636296

[hexed tundra]

/slut

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

You work as a lubricant tester and earn 308.

Reply #636054

[uncut estuary]

/work

[silent gale]

elbazinodelmuerte

You found 57 lying on the floor in General Chat!

Reply #636543

[rustic token]

/work

[silent gale]

itsfuckingreaper

You work as a lubricant tester and earn 52

Reply #10

[rustic token]

/crime

[silent gale]

itsfuckingreaper

You got a cop drunk and stole his car, selling the parts for 660

Reply #635936

[hexed tundra]

/crime

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

You have been caught helping your neighbour steal from the local bank, and got fined 622

Reply #636244

[high wren]

/work

[silent gale]

mr_alee_18

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 41 seconds.

[high wren]

/crime

[silent gale]

mr_alee_18

You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of 351

Reply #636257

[high wren]

/slut

[silent gale]

mr_alee_18

Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you 0 for public indecency.

Reply #636266

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make 74 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.

Reply #4910402

[copper lion]

/work

[silent gale]

xoutlawingreenx

You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you 87 to help fund the project!

Reply #636446

[copper lion]

/slut

[silent gale]

xoutlawingreenx

You take it up the ass for 202

Reply #635945

[copper lion]

/crime

[silent gale]

xoutlawingreenx

During the escape, the police catch up with your gang and confiscate 402 from you.

Reply #636426

[copper lion]

/work

[silent gale]

xoutlawingreenx

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 7 seconds.

[copper lion]

/work

[silent gale]

xoutlawingreenx

You work all day at the factory 67

Reply #636549

[copper lion]

/slut

[silent gale]

xoutlawingreenx

You cannot be a slut for 43 minutes and 31 seconds.

[high wren]

/slut

[silent gale]

mr_alee_18

You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you 383!

Reply #635983

[high wren]

/crime

[silent gale]

mr_alee_18

Your SoundCloud DJ roommate plays his music at 120 DB until 5 am in the morning. In a seething blind rage, you kill him and sell his equipment for 444.

Reply #636274

[high wren]

/work

[silent gale]

mr_alee_18

You repair the arcade machines and receive 81

Reply #636347

[frozen gorge]

/work

[silent gale]

otsoberg47

You work as a bed warmer and earn 77

Reply #40

[frozen gorge]

/crime

[silent gale]

otsoberg47

You dabbed. 650 has been deducted from your balance. Shame on you

Reply #636400

[exotic notch]

/work

[silent gale]

iantlion

You sell your crab for 97, you monster

Reply #635944

[exotic notch]

/slut

[silent gale]

iantlion

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was 202 in a baggie next to you.

Reply #636405

[exotic notch]

/crime

[silent gale]

iantlion

You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was 519

Reply #636464

[azure patrol]

/work

[silent gale]

t430d0r

You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid 60 to dust off dinosaur fossils.

Reply #4910415

[azure patrol]

/slut

[silent gale]

t430d0r

You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined 261.

Reply #834714

[azure patrol]

/crime

[silent gale]

t430d0r

You work for a Mexican cartel and make 407

Reply #636228

[toxic steppe]

/slut

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you 265 to fuck the girls inside.

Reply #636365

[toxic steppe]

/crime

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You pickpocket someone successfully and steal the money out of their wallet, there was 276 in it

Reply #636145

[toxic steppe]

/work

[silent gale]

tew._.chopped

You work as a head receiver and earn 99

Reply #22

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn 87

Reply #2

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You participate in a psychological experiment and earn 94 for your participation.

Reply #4910440

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 48 seconds.

[next salmon]

/slut

[silent gale]

mrjohnmustard

You become a pimp and earn 201!

Reply #636344

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid 100.

Reply #635917

[high wren]

/crime

[silent gale]

mr_alee_18

You were caught trying to smuggle illegal aliens across the border and have been fined 306

Reply #636218

[high wren]

/slut

[silent gale]

mr_alee_18

You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you 284.

Reply #636404

[high wren]

/work

[silent gale]

mr_alee_18

A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you 92.

Reply #636282

[hexed tundra]

/work

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid 76 for it.

Reply #636518

[hexed tundra]

/slut

[silent gale]

cabrita_molona

You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned 264

Reply #636089

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of 61 😃

Reply #636401

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make 59!

Reply #636413

[woeful flame]

/slut

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was 105 in a baggie next to you.

Reply #636405

[twilit niche]

/rob @digital sandal

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You attempted to rob _vanda., but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[twilit niche]

Pathetic..

[digital sandal]

/rob @twilit niche

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You were caught attempting to rob perturbabe, and have been fined 413.

[twilit niche]

VANDA

CRINE

[woeful flame]

/work

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

You work as crisis actor and earn 64.

Reply #636433

[silent gale]

jav_._

You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took 200 from you.

Reply #636525

[fathom haven]

/rob @woeful flame

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You robbed 459 from theusspaper_89888.

[fathom haven]

/work

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn 62, despite you keep Googling all your problems.

Reply #636395

[fathom haven]

Nice

[woeful flame]

/rob Unknown

[silent gale]

theusspaper_89888

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6 - unknownpluxury
7 - areca7961
8 - notsam0001
9 - ze_raven7
10 - unknown33rd

[woeful flame]

/Rob @fathom haven

[silent gale]

Cancelled command.

theusspaper_89888

You robbed 4 from ford_locomotive_34967.

[fathom haven]

Haha jokes on you I gambled it away before you could take it back

😎