#back-room
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Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - some_1_so
2 - panzer_division11_88613
/rob @steep mirage
Cancelled command.
You robbed
343 from panzer_division11_88613.
/work
You sell your crab for
63, you monster
You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 19 seconds.
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 56 seconds.
/steal
/rob @true girder
You robbed
381 from ilovejohnwick._62417.
Damnit lol
Karma
You cannot rob bots, they are too powerful for you.
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
73
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 47 seconds.
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
77!
/crime
You were caught skipping school and have been fined
401.
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
262 in return!
/rob @barren elbow
You robbed
1,175 from pamasaurus..
gawd DAYUM
/rob @vestal birch
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 57 minutes and 11 seconds.
/work
You make a living selling weed for
72 a day
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 4 minutes and 24 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 3 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
You work as a pet food taster and earn
84.
/work
You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make
81 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.
/rob @vestal birch
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 23 minutes and 54 seconds.
Rrrr
What
/work
You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make
84.
/crime
You've been asked to steal the last tiramisu from the kitchen, you got
284 for a job well done.
/rob @vestal birch
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 minute and 40 seconds.
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
96!
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 29 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 30 seconds.
29 seconds lol
You got seen by a police officer while trying to take some purses, you have been fined
631!
/slut
You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined
274 for disturbing the public peace.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 seconds.
/rob @vestal birch
You robbed
4,298 from jaejaesponge.
No my money
Haha. The slippery ray strokes again
Should of banked it
*rat
*strikes
Wholy fuck
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
71.
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
80 off your new game.
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
62 for the hard work
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 24 minutes and 38 seconds.
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
55
/bj 100
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
77
/crime
You knock out a soccer mom in a fight for toilet paper. You got your toilet paper but you were fined
0 for offending the soccer mom.
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 58 seconds.
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
100
/crime
You got caught digging up dead memes and got a
634 fine.
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
244
/slut
You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay
12 for child support before disownment.
/rob @dreamy abyss
You robbed
1,339 from flameburst408.
There you go
Damn you! I'm sending you straight to hell!
Il say hi to jake

One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
64
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 48 minutes and 33 seconds.
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
320
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
97 for your struggles.
/rob vinzenoscarpa
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
82 anyway.
/slut
You have a good night out and earn
138.
You did a crime and for some reason you now have
618 more
/rob @jagged trail
You attempted to rob darkhumorlover1203, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as the president and earn
60
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
78
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
78
/crime
You were caught staying up past your bedtime and got
442 taken away from you!
/slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
191
/lb
/crime
The old lady you tried to rob turned out to be a 6'4'' police officer in prime condition. You got the shit beaten out of you and were fined
507
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
134.
/work
You become a game developer and raised
63 for charity.
/rob @twilit niche
You robbed
17 from perturbabe.
The method never fails 🤑
You
Put them 17 dollars where your mouth is
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
53, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/crime
You jump the old lady walking down the street. She had
698 on her.
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you
245 after.
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
90 and given a bottle of wine.
You work for a private military company, earning
72
/work
You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make
98 for your unicorn whispering skills.
/rob @twilit niche
You were caught attempting to rob perturbabe, and have been fined
287.
Bro

/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
50, albeit reluctantly.
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
51
/work
You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make
93.
/work
You work as a pet food taster and earn
93.
/crime
You sneak into the theatre and try to steal tickets but you get caught and thrown out with a fine of
681
/slut
Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes
347, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
67.
...
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
96 for it!
/slut
You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job
210
/crime
You were caught in the act, and fined
139
/rob @exotic notch
You attempted to rob iantlion, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
50
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
329!
why the fuck is /slut a command
/work
You work as a model and earn
64
Good way of making money
But just as /crime it can also be negative
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
50
Dude how do I get only 50 from that
/rob @distant latch
You were caught attempting to rob censoredscreaming, and have been fined
466.
You attempted to rob mortelich, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
sad
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
51
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
66
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
90
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
84 for doing it
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
96.
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
82
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you
211 after.
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
64
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
78 in your direction.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make
59.
@light marten il find you someone to rob if you agree to join an alliance with me. @azure patrol is welcome to the deal to
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
87!
/crime
You got caught raiding and got fined
534
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
283
/rob @distant latch
You were caught attempting to rob censoredscreaming, and have been fined
522.
She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her
179.
You attempted to rob mortelich, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
92 😃
/crime
You tried to eat potatoes but they retaliated and stole
310 from you!
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
232.
At least I gained 9 dollars
/work
You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid
62 for streaming it online.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 33 minutes and 19 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 43 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 11 seconds.
/slut
Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes
139, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.
/crime
You hack into a dating app and blackmail users for
614
/crime
You attempt to rob a body builder, you get your ass kicked. Pay
207
/slut
Your condom supply runs out and you pay
0 to restock.
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
84
/work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
55.
/work
You found
100 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/rob @peak finch
You robbed
5,880 from dan198304.
Lets
Fucking
Gooloogong!
Goo
Go
Righto. @azure patrol that left him with about 3 and a half thousand bucks. You wanna finish him off?
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
54
/rob Lilith
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - all_we_need_islove
2 - coffee_is_so_good
3 - lilith.6969
4 - censoredscreaming
5 - lilthereal
6 - s8_x
7 - lilith_andrassy
8 - lilith414_505
9 - lilith_arting
10 - lilithonair
3
You attempted to rob lilith.6969, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
52.
/crime
You were caught lying at a truth or dare question! The fine is
603.
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
105.
/crime
After a night of drinking in the tavern, you are caught peeing in the tavern's water fountain in a drunken state. You were fined
154 but you really don't remember.
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
189.
You walk dogs for
75.
/work
You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth
96.
/work
You help clean a horses stable for
52
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
206 for the night.
/rob Lilith
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - all_we_need_islove
2 - coffee_is_so_good
3 - lilith.6969
4 - censoredscreaming
5 - lilthereal
6 - s8_x
7 - lilith_andrassy
8 - lilith414_505
9 - lilith_arting
10 - lilithonair
4
You robbed
412 from censoredscreaming.
/crime
Impersonating a banker was a bad move. You've been fined
634
HAHAH
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
87. The students loved you!
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
80
/crime
You successfully steal someone's car, but have to put fuel in it. The fuel costed
350
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
267!
/rob @cunning tangle
You were caught attempting to rob baddomin8r54, and have been fined
480.
Dang
/rob dan198304
You were caught attempting to rob dan198304, and have been fined
514.
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
80
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
226.
/crime
You bombed Antarctica and received
332
/rob dan198304
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 53 minutes.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
88
/Crime
During an armed assault, you are knocked unconscious by an old geezer. Afterwards, it seems that you are missing
674 when you wake up.
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
379 for the night.
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
79.
/rob @peak finch
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 32 minutes and 2 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
75
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
70 for your work.
/crime
Nerf guns don't work idiot. Fined
691
/slut
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
386
I have had a seriously bad run since my big score
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
67. Good job!
/rob dan198304
You robbed
2,609 from dan198304.
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
70
/slut
You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a
241 fine!
/crime
You manage to persuade a Lord into thinking that you're a banker. He gives you his
341 for safe keeping.
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
92. The students loved you!
/crime
You robbed a grocery store and got
276
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
262
/work
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
77 anyway.
/crime
You were caught making shitty memes and lost
35
/rob @twilit niche
You robbed
20 from perturbabe.
You work as a help desk technician and earn
74
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
351 to stop because that's weird.

/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
89 worth of scrap.
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
64
/crime
You trespassed onto private property and have been fined
365.
/work
You make a living selling weed for
77 a day
/bal
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
87
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
366 in return!
/crime
You sell your kidney on the black market for
576
i just saw this
i accept
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
56.
/slut
You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay
63 to fix your leg
/crime
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, and have been given a
0 fine!
You were caught attempting to rob mcfly2512, and have been fined
0.
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
81 for doing his job.
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
274
/crime
You try to snipe someone, but get your calculations off, hitting a random guy next to your target, losing you
690 in payment for a cleaner.
are we fr rn
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
86 for a good job.
/slut
You rake in
264, but your butthole will never be the same...
You did a crime and for some reason you now have
691 more
/work
You participate in a scientific study and earn
84 for your time and effort.
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
79
/slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
105
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 54 seconds.
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
69
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
300 at you.
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
72
Soz I'm in Australia so I was sleeping when you sent this. I dm you (I think it was you) some of my leads. I'm going to write some more today
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
73 for all your items.
/slut
You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed
187.
/crime
You robbed a cat, but felt guilty once you saw she was a single mom with ten kittens and paid her back
645.
/work
You cannot work for 25 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 8 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid
73 for moving traffic cones on the road.
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
74 when you got back home
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
99.
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
309 in return!
/crime
You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. This causes a spring lock failure and the employee dies. You get sued
408. Great job.
You robbed
278 from one._dams.
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
54 for it!
/crime
You lock pick a random house and steal some jewelry and sell it for
271
/slut
Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you
318 for public indecency.
/slut
Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes
380 from you as compensation.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
71!
/crime
You sneak into a research facility and steal a vial of experimental serum, which you sell to a pharmaceutical company for
639.
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
80.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 12 seconds.
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
213
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 59 seconds.
/work
You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make
100 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.
/dep all
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
92 for doing his job.
/slut
Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost
127, have fun
/crime
On the way to work you decided to rob a store and successfully got
587.
/rob @austere glacier
You attempted to rob dk7_d, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/crime
You were caught cheating on a test and have been fined
248.
/slut
You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay
0
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
74
/slut
You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined
171.
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
53 from donations
/crime
You got caught speeding, your ticket comes to
595
/slut
Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you
174
Oh for fuck sake
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
75. Good job.
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
59!
/crime
You were caught cheating on a test and have been fined
577.
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
384
/rob @willow sentinel
You were caught attempting to rob penislover42, and have been fined
585.
Fuck
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
90
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
50.
/slut
Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes
293, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.
/crime
You infiltrate the FBI HQ and make out with the secret plans to sell for
349
/crime
After a night of drinking in the tavern, you are caught peeing in the tavern's water fountain in a drunken state. You were fined
200 but you really don't remember.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
63.
/rob @steady stag
You robbed
846 from cptn.wolfe.
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 26 seconds.
/slut
An adult video site pays you
213 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
85
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 40 minutes and 5 seconds.
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
93.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 11 minutes and 56 seconds.
/work
You walk dogs for
74.
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
227
/crime
You access the point log and clear everything, gaining
449
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
65, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
86. The students loved you!
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
87
/crime
You steal a famous musician's guitar and sell it to a fan for
684
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
200!
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
79!
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
219 and a real sore hangover.
/crime
Your rent is due. You send a check for
488.
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
74.
/slut
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a
218 fine!
/crime
You steal
261 from a loan shark, and move to the other side of the world.
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
82
/crime
You steal the Queen's crown and sell it on the black market for
443
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
299 and a real sore hangover.
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
85
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 46 minutes and 30 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 12 minutes and 14 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 11 minutes and 41 seconds.
/crime
You get caught adding your milk before your cereal and receive a fine of
277
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
66
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
347... yikes
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
63 for doing it
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
73
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
233 to stop because that's weird.
/crime
You were caught vandalising a public restroom and have been fined
473.
/crime
You rob a nearby corner store for
687
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
370, and you go ahead with it.
/work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
99
/slut
Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes
117.
/crime
Impersonating a banker was a bad move. You've been fined
606
/slut
You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
85.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 51 minutes and 54 seconds.
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
200.
/rob @latent cosmos
You were caught attempting to rob w.w.8800, and have been fined
532.
Fuuuuck
/rob @latent cosmos
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 45 minutes and 52 seconds.
/slut
You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost
221
/crime
You decided to embrace your inner dark side, and promptly massacre an entire nation, netting you
512
Yes
/rob @latent cosmos
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 5 minutes and 17 seconds.
/rob @latent cosmos
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 46 seconds.
/rob @latent cosmos
You robbed
4,171 from w.w.8800.
Yes
/rob @willow sentinel
You robbed
6,184 from penislover42.
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
84
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
74.
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you
342 as a punishment because there's kids watching.
You bombed Antarctica and received
595
Damn what did the penguins do to you
Robbed me
@light marten you wanna play some red dead online?
You can join in the small camp vc thing if u want @light marten
Uh nm
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
71
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 24 minutes and 58 seconds.
Unfortunately I dont have online
I wish I did though
I can join while I do homework though
Oh oops I didnt see that nevermind lmao
Dont have online or just don't play it?
I wasn't aware that they were seperate
I dont have playstation plus so I cant play it without a monthly fee of $25
I think its $25 a month
Maybe thats the year price hold on
$10 a month and $80 a year for basic but they have promos quiet often
I just dont have the money lmao
/slut
Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost
344, have fun
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
Damn rough. I've got xbox gamepass basic so I can. Not sure it's cross play anyway 🤷♂️
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
51 from donations
/crime
You found
472 under your bus seat. Shhh! Don't tell anyone.
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
393
/crime
You steal a police car and sell it on the black market for
560
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
95
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
394 in a baggie next to you.
/rob @lofty moat
You robbed
439 from osciri0970.
/rob @latent cosmos
You were caught attempting to rob w.w.8800, and have been fined
567.
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
78
You attempted to rob tew._.chopped, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
Do We have ourselves an enemy?
/rob @latent cosmos
You were caught attempting to rob w.w.8800, and have been fined
351.
Fuh
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
93 for it.
Damn
/work
You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make
58 for your dedication to laziness.
/work
You battled and gained
100.
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
180 in one night.
/work
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received
63!
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
354.
/crime
You were caught speeding and have been fined
320.
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
97 from selling drinks
/slut
Your friend pays you
131 for you to worship her feet
/crime
Your co-conspirator gives information to the police that gets you arrested. You are fined
562
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
82 because we pity you.
/crime
You were caught texting while driving and have been fined
579.
/slut
Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you
318
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
141
/work
You work as a professional tea taster and earn
80 for tasting different types of tea.
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
100
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
395
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
54 for doing his job.
/crime
You steal your grandma's purse, and find
655 and some butterscotch candy.
/slut
Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John
269
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
100
/slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
124
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
85
/work
You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make
60 for your entertaining bedtime stories.
/work
You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make
60 for your bravery and heroism.
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
196!
/crime
You stole a potato and sold it for
508 on the black market
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
90.
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
366.
/crime
You steal a delivery truck full of designer shoes and sell them on the black market for
623.
heck yeah
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute.
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
51!
/work
You cannot work for 43 seconds.
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
89
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
99.
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
171
/crime
You steal an orange and pawn it for
281.
/work
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
70 on the way back home!
/crime
You loiter and are fined
642.
/slut
Nobody cares about you. You lost
262 trying to twerk.
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @signal lily
You robbed
11 from s.a.m_m.y..
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
79
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
95.
/rob @split obsidian
You attempted to rob the_all_mighty_duck, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
..
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
68
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
99, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
65.
/slut
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
391 to clean the stains.
/crime
On Highway 9 you come across a courier heading to New Tulsa. You have a small conversation and figure out he is transporting a shipment of scavenged poker chips. Filled with greed you put a bullet in his gut and loot the package. When returning to New Tulsa you sneak the chips into the Hard Rock and cash them in for
321. No one found out... thank God.
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
65
/slut
Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John
191
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
74 stashed inside one of them.
/crime
While doing a friendly neighbourhood drug deal, the police rush in to arrest you. You were fined
562
God damn!
/work
You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make
95.
/slut
You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay
171 for child support before disownment.
/crime
You break into a builder's workshop and manage to steal
690
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
87.
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
83 for doing it
/slut
You earned
375 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
/crime
You tried to steal from a gas station, but surprise! The cashier had a shotgun! He robbed
502 from you, but at least he didn't call the cops.
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
65
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
90. The students loved you!
/slut
You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes
258 from you.
/crime
You murder that sweet old lady living upstairs, collect her jewellery and sell it for
629
/work
You sell bananas for
96
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
68
/slut
You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
204.
/crime
You were caught urinating in public and have been fined
485.
well damn
/slut
You found an extra
197 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
56
/crime
Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back
664 to dodge death.
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
278, and you go ahead with it.
/rob @exotic notch
You attempted to rob iantlion, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
ok
/work
You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
85
/crime
You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined
675.
/slut
One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid
124 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
64.
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
85 for doing his job.
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
74
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
53
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.
/crime
You wrecked the car you borrowed from the High Rollers in the race. You owe them
540 in damages.
/slut
A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you
117 for having your junk out.
/work
You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make
87.
/slut
Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged
118 for their medical fees.
/crime
You slap someone with a fish, and steal all their money. You grab
468
Yes
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
92
/slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
273 in order to keep quiet about it.
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
71
/slut
You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined
335 for disturbing the public peace.
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
53 for it!
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
65
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
100
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
86.
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
87
/slut
You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a
252 fine!
Grrr
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
373!
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
83.
/crime
You were caught trespassing onto a construction site and have been fined
567.
/slut
Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined
364.
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
52.
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
111 at you.
/crime
You tried to do a prank call but called the police instead and you have been fined
393
/work
You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make
89 for your expertise in marine mammal training.
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
58 from your peers.
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
95
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
171 at you.
/crime
You have been caught stealing a box full of bunnies. You have been fined
427
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
77.
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
86
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 17 seconds.
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
260.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 17 seconds.
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
54
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
87, albeit reluctantly.
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
91 off of donations.
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
61
/slut
You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing
385 to resolve your burnt skin.
/crime
You dress up as a clown and rob a bank, managing to escape with
529
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
78!
/work
You make a living selling weed for
61 a day