back-room

[grave stag]

/slut

[silent gale]

mertatietot

You cannot be a slut for 31 minutes and 24 seconds.

[grave stag]

/crime

[silent gale]

mertatietot

You were caught trying to rob an old lady, and have been given a 399 fine!

Reply #636458

[grave stag]

/slut

[silent gale]

mertatietot

You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing 287 to resolve your burnt skin.

Reply #636270

[grave stag]

/work

[silent gale]

mertatietot

You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got 51!

Reply #635954

[grave stag]

/crime

[silent gale]

mertatietot

You cannot commit a crime for 24 minutes and 21 seconds.

[light turret]

/work

[silent gale]

x3mblez

You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you 100 when you got back home

Reply #636513

[serene wasp]

/work

[silent gale]

glamrockimuki

You work as a streamer and gain 85 from donations

Reply #635918

[glacial oracle]

/crime

[silent gale]

going_insane._.

You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined 664.

Reply #4910548

[glacial oracle]

/slut

[silent gale]

going_insane._.

You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined 213.

Reply #834714

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You slept in a bed and found 79 under your pillow when you woke up

Reply #838259

[light turret]

/work

[silent gale]

x3mblez

You made a great pun! Take this 59.

Reply #636539

[uncut gate]

/work

[silent gale]

.just_a_moon.

You work as a pilot and earn 77

Reply #67

[ashen igloo]

/slut

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You earn 322 for giving some succ (the good kind)

Reply #635878

[ashen igloo]

/work

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn 96.

Reply #636082

[ashen igloo]

/crime

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

During the escape, the police catch up with your gang and confiscate 335 from you.

Reply #636426

[serene wasp]

/work

[silent gale]

glamrockimuki

You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for 52

Reply #636317

[grave stag]

/work

[silent gale]

mertatietot

You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn 64

Reply #1

[light turret]

/work

[silent gale]

x3mblez

You help clean a horses stable for 89

Reply #3031286

[grave stag]

/work

[silent gale]

mertatietot

You drive women to the store for 94

Reply #636048

[serene wasp]

/work

[silent gale]

glamrockimuki

A drunk man pays you 61 to walk backwards.

Reply #55464

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid 90

Reply #636419

[jagged trail]

/slut

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You work as a cunning linguist and earn 117

Reply #28

[jagged trail]

/crime

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

Sitting on a cop car wasn't smart. They gave you a 543 fine, because nobody likes marks being left on their windows!

Reply #838106

[gilded whale]

/work

[silent gale]

doglover6019

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned 52

Reply #636080

[gilded whale]

/work

[silent gale]

doglover6019

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.

[gilded whale]

/slut

[silent gale]

doglover6019

You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a 252 fine!

Reply #635898

[gilded whale]

/crime

[silent gale]

doglover6019

Dude, you just duped, and got banned. Sorry you lose 0

Reply #636393

[serene wasp]

/work

[silent gale]

glamrockimuki

You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn 51

Reply #2

[serene wasp]

/crime

[silent gale]

glamrockimuki

You kill a guard with a sickle and steal 468 from his dead, bloated corpse.

Reply #636203

[serene wasp]

/slut

[silent gale]

glamrockimuki

You worked as a sperm donor and earned 170

Reply #838098

[serene wasp]

/work

[silent gale]

glamrockimuki

You become a game developer and raised 84 for charity.

Reply #636361

[cerulean lotus]

/work

[silent gale]

macz_

Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain 66 though.

Reply #636392

[cerulean lotus]

/slut

[silent gale]

macz_

You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a 136 fine!

Reply #636008

[cerulean lotus]

/crime

[silent gale]

macz_

You mug someone in a video game for all that they have, too bad it wasn't anything but some worthless bottle caps, netting you 448

Reply #636380

[cerulean lotus]

/bal

[serene wasp]

/work

[silent gale]

glamrockimuki

You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for 80.

Reply #636512

[serene wasp]

/crime

[silent gale]

glamrockimuki

You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined 321.

Reply #4910548

[serene wasp]

/slut

[silent gale]

glamrockimuki

You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned 103

Reply #636089

[grave stag]

/work

[silent gale]

mertatietot

You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make 93 for your vivid imagination.

Reply #4910393

[jagged trail]

/slut

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped 348

Reply #635904

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found 59!

Reply #636550

[serene wasp]

/work

[silent gale]

glamrockimuki

You work as a human statue and earn 71

Reply #58

[serene wasp]

/crime

[silent gale]

glamrockimuki

You cannot commit a crime for 5 minutes and 36 seconds.

[serene wasp]

Fair

[fallen kayak]

/crime

[silent gale]

some_super_hero

You are caught impersonating a bot and get fined 9

Reply #636498

[fallen kayak]

/crime

[silent gale]

some_super_hero

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 50 seconds.

[fallen kayak]

/work

[silent gale]

some_super_hero

You made a great pun! Take this 80.

Reply #636539

[fallen kayak]

/work

[silent gale]

some_super_hero

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.

[grave stag]

/work

[silent gale]

mertatietot

You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid 90!

Reply #635874

[grave stag]

/slut

[silent gale]

mertatietot

You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with 271.

Reply #636368

[serene wasp]

/work

[silent gale]

glamrockimuki

You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive 96

Reply #636349

[serene wasp]

/crime

[silent gale]

glamrockimuki

You sneak into a museum and steal a dinosaur skeleton, which you sell to a private collector for 394.

Reply #4910520

[fallen kayak]

/work

[silent gale]

some_super_hero

You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get 89 for all your items.

Reply #636459

[fallen kayak]

/crime

[silent gale]

some_super_hero

The person you were robbing noticed you. You have been fined for 233.

Reply #636398

[fallen kayak]

/balance

/balance

/slut

[silent gale]

some_super_hero

Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra 0.

Reply #636530

[fallen kayak]

Lol

/crime

[silent gale]

some_super_hero

You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 9 seconds.

[fallen kayak]

/work

[silent gale]

some_super_hero

You cannot work for 8 minutes.

[grave stag]

/work

[silent gale]

mertatietot

You worked at the office overtime for 90

Reply #636457

[fallen kayak]

/work

[silent gale]

some_super_hero

You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip 79.

Reply #635939

[fallen kayak]

/slut

[silent gale]

some_super_hero

You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing 79 to resolve your burnt skin.

Reply #636270

[sacred jungle]

/crime

[silent gale]

h0rrorbus1ness

You choked on a Twinkie and had to pay a hospital fine of 255.

Reply #635991

[sacred jungle]

/slut

[silent gale]

h0rrorbus1ness

You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you 302 and maybe chlamydia.

Reply #636516

[sacred jungle]

/work

[silent gale]

h0rrorbus1ness

You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn 66

Reply #41

[fallen kayak]

/balance

/balance

[serene wasp]

/work

[silent gale]

glamrockimuki

Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found 73

Reply #636554

[serene wasp]

/crime

[silent gale]

glamrockimuki

The elderly home seems like a prime target, however their lack of medical coverage appals you, and out of the generosity of your heart you donate 618

Reply #636000

[serene wasp]

/slut

[silent gale]

glamrockimuki

You get paid 290 for crossdressing

Reply #635922

[fallen kayak]

!slut

/slut

[silent gale]

some_super_hero

A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you 26 for having your junk out.

Reply #636492

[fallen kayak]

Eh, not the first time I got called a sinner today

/work

[silent gale]

some_super_hero

You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for 63.

Reply #636512

[fallen kayak]

/crime

[silent gale]

some_super_hero

You stole a Mi-24 Helicopter and sold it for 611 on the market

Reply #636514

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you 94 as in return!

Reply #636372

[obsidian lintel]

/work

[silent gale]

original091112

You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make 68 for spreading joy and happiness.

Reply #4910394

[obsidian lintel]

/work

[silent gale]

original091112

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn 79.

Reply #636082

[frosty shale]

/work

[silent gale]

dr.jfisher

You work as a snake milker and earn 76

Reply #30

[frosty shale]

/slut

[silent gale]

dr.jfisher

You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for 309

Reply #636523

[frosty shale]

/crime

[silent gale]

dr.jfisher

You steal candy from a baby and sell it for 279 on the black market.

Reply #636234

[frosty shale]

/bal

[light turret]

/work

[silent gale]

x3mblez

You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn 71

Reply #20

[serene wasp]

/work

[silent gale]

glamrockimuki

You work as a head receiver and earn 65

Reply #22

[serene wasp]

/crime

[silent gale]

glamrockimuki

Find some weed and sell it for 254

Reply #635870

[serene wasp]

/slut

[silent gale]

glamrockimuki

Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra 282.

Reply #636530

[sacred jungle]

/crime

[silent gale]

h0rrorbus1ness

You work for a hacking association and earn 368

Reply #636207

[sacred jungle]

/work

[silent gale]

h0rrorbus1ness

You work as a children's toy tester and earn 66

Reply #47

[sacred jungle]

/slut

[silent gale]

h0rrorbus1ness

You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you 375!

Reply #635983

[indigo wind]

/work

[silent gale]

benjieditz

You worked for the Police and earned 67

Reply #636538

[indigo wind]

/slut

[silent gale]

benjieditz

You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received 151 from the men.

Reply #636081

[fallen kayak]

/work

[silent gale]

some_super_hero

You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make 93 from ad revenue.

Reply #636418

[fallen kayak]

/slut

[silent gale]

some_super_hero

You fuck this really hot girl, and you find out she has herpes. You are fined 382 to get it cured.

Reply #635884

[serene wasp]

/work

[silent gale]

glamrockimuki

You work for a private military company, earning 69

Reply #636074

[fickle ibex]

/slut

[silent gale]

xxdean007xx

You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you 88 to clean the stains.

Reply #55473

[fickle ibex]

/work

[silent gale]

xxdean007xx

You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn 76, albeit reluctantly.

Reply #636532

[fickle ibex]

/crime

[silent gale]

xxdean007xx

You were caught cheating in Monopoly, pay 76 or go to jail.

Reply #636495

[serene wasp]

/work

[silent gale]

glamrockimuki

You work as the president and earn 96

Reply #65

[serene wasp]

/crime

[silent gale]

glamrockimuki

You stole a couple rifles and sold it for 567

Reply #636515

[serene wasp]

/slut

[silent gale]

glamrockimuki

You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you 132.

Reply #636404

[serene wasp]

/work

[silent gale]

glamrockimuki

You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned 83. The students loved you!

Reply #636280

[wanton thorn]

/crime

[silent gale]

eetu009

You successfully take furniture from the furniture store and sell it online for 488!

Reply #636315

[wanton thorn]

/rob eetu00

[silent gale]

eetu009

You cannot rob yourself!

[wanton thorn]

/slut

[silent gale]

eetu009

The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you 236

Reply #635965

[wanton thorn]

/work

[silent gale]

eetu009

You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got 99!

Reply #635954

[wanton thorn]

/crime

[silent gale]

eetu009

You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 57 seconds.

[serene wasp]

/work

[silent gale]

glamrockimuki

You work all day at the factory 99

Reply #636549

[serene wasp]

/crime

[silent gale]

glamrockimuki

You robbed your sister's cookie jar and managed to sell the cookies for 372

Reply #636493

[serene wasp]

/slut

[silent gale]

glamrockimuki

You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost 331

Reply #635925

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you 81 for a good job.

Reply #636490

[pulsar saddle]

/slut

[silent gale]

hkaska23

You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of 182!

Reply #635946

[pulsar saddle]

/rob halrirae

[silent gale]

hkaska23

You were caught attempting to rob halrirae, and have been fined 264.

[pulsar saddle]

/work

[silent gale]

hkaska23

You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned 100

Reply #635873

[pulsar saddle]

/crime

[silent gale]

hkaska23

You were caught trying to scam people, and have been given a 100 fine!

Reply #635937

[frosty shale]

/work

[silent gale]

dr.jfisher

You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you 85.

Reply #636509

[frosty shale]

/crime

[silent gale]

dr.jfisher

You were caught stealing from your boss, so he stole 259 from you!

Reply #636222

[frosty shale]

/slut

[silent gale]

dr.jfisher

Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra 386.

Reply #636068

[frosty shale]

um

ok

/bal

/work

[silent gale]

dr.jfisher

You cannot work for 6 minutes and 35 seconds.

[frosty shale]

/slut

[silent gale]

dr.jfisher

You cannot be a slut for 56 minutes and 38 seconds.

[frosty shale]

/crime

[silent gale]

dr.jfisher

You cannot commit a crime for 56 minutes and 26 seconds.

[fallen nebula]

/work

[silent gale]

tptrader_52575

You work as a comedian and earn 83

Reply #29

[fallen nebula]

/slut

[silent gale]

tptrader_52575

You have a good night out and earn 392.

Reply #635940

[fallen nebula]

/crime

[silent gale]

tptrader_52575

You were caught illegally fishing and have been fined 558.

Reply #4910543

[fallen nebula]

/work

[silent gale]

tptrader_52575

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 10 seconds.

[sacred jungle]

/work

[silent gale]

h0rrorbus1ness

Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn 54

Reply #635869

[sacred jungle]

/crime

[silent gale]

h0rrorbus1ness

While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay 374.

Reply #636277

[sacred jungle]

/slut

[silent gale]

h0rrorbus1ness

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives 266

Reply #635907

[light turret]

/work

[silent gale]

x3mblez

You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn 76

Reply #635902

[light turret]

/slut

[silent gale]

x3mblez

While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was 252, this sort of thing can never be fixed.

Reply #636366

[light turret]

/crime

[silent gale]

x3mblez

You were fined 253 for slacking in school!

Reply #636221

[light turret]

grrr

[severe rover]

/slut

[silent gale]

kats0236

You earned 223 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.

Reply #636027

[severe rover]

/work

[silent gale]

kats0236

You take part in a Civil War battle and earn 52 for your team winning!

Reply #636319

[lavish quartz]

/work

[silent gale]

random_history_buff

You work as a help desk technician and earn 95

Reply #3

[lavish quartz]

/slut

[silent gale]

random_history_buff

Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay 178 for a new one.

Reply #636039

[lavish quartz]

/crime

[silent gale]

random_history_buff

You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube that gets a lot of hits, 374 arrives in the mail the next day.

Reply #636447

[lavish quartz]

/rob halrirae

[silent gale]

random_history_buff

You were caught attempting to rob halrirae, and have been fined 324.

[calm aurora]

/crime

[silent gale]

harryz24

You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined 520.

Reply #4910548

[calm aurora]

/slut

[silent gale]

harryz24

That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent 219 to your Patreon

Reply #635975

[calm aurora]

/rob halrirae

[silent gale]

harryz24

You were caught attempting to rob halrirae, and have been fined 282.

[light turret]

/work

[silent gale]

x3mblez

You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn 92

Reply #37

[light turret]

/slut

[silent gale]

x3mblez

You hooked up with a couple of guys for 218

Reply #636313

[light turret]

/crime

[silent gale]

x3mblez

You kidnap a bride and take her hostage for 313

Reply #83

[silent gale]

jmd.ellis83

You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn 55

Reply #48

[quiet pilot]

/crime

[silent gale]

jmd.ellis83

You murder that sweet old lady living upstairs, collect her jewellery and sell it for 435

Reply #87

[quiet pilot]

/slut

[silent gale]

jmd.ellis83

You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received 238 from the men.

Reply #636081

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned 91.

Reply #636086

noot_nootxd

You murder that sweet old lady living upstairs, collect her jewellery and sell it for 280

Reply #87

noot_nootxd

You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay 133 for child support before disownment.

Reply #635886

[jagged trail]

/slut

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you 281 in order to keep quiet about it.

Reply #636040

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned 98

Reply #635873

[jagged trail]

/crime

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You do a heist on the EU bank for 667

Reply #636155

[jagged trail]

/crime

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 52 seconds.

[jagged trail]

/slut

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 41 seconds.

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You worked overtime for 87

Reply #636536

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You participate in a psychological experiment and earn 65 for your participation.

Reply #4910440

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You bake cupcakes and receive 86

Reply #636341

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of 51 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...

Reply #636363

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You work as a professional sleeper and earn 59

Reply #42

[jagged trail]

/slut

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was 107.

Reply #55474

[jagged trail]

/crime

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

Your money laundering scheme has backfired. After serving your sentence, you must re-pay 469 back as restitution.

Reply #636108

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You found 74 on the floor.

Reply #636294

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain 54! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed

Reply #636346

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned 66

Reply #838252

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You walk dogs for 82.

Reply #636065

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You work hard all day and your boss pays you 88 after the pizzeria closes down.

Reply #636352

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got 77 for your efforts!

Reply #636053

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid 80 for moving traffic cones on the road.

Reply #4910409

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn 74

Reply #11

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped 71!

Reply #636414

[jagged trail]

/crime

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You are paid 646 to hit yourself.

Reply #636173

[jagged trail]

/slut

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You earn 325 for giving some succ (the good kind)

Reply #635878

[light turret]

/work

[silent gale]

x3mblez

You work as a Penguinologist and earn 69

Reply #636079

[light turret]

/slut

[silent gale]

x3mblez

A girl fondles your boobs and you earn 367

Reply #635949

[stable marsh]

/work

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn 69

Reply #20

[stable marsh]

/crime

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You were caught using your phone in a movie theatre and have been fined 568.

Reply #4910499

[stable marsh]

/slut

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You work as a lubricant tester and earn 119.

Reply #636054

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 97

Reply #636494

[jagged trail]

/slut

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost 354.

Reply #635906

[jagged trail]

/crime

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You stole Justin Bieber's wallet and found 327 in it.

Reply #636249

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is 51

Reply #636014

[light turret]

/work

[silent gale]

x3mblez

You work as an engineer and earn 65

Reply #71

[serene wasp]

/work

[silent gale]

glamrockimuki

You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays 90 for your services.

Reply #636364

[sacred jungle]

/crime

[silent gale]

h0rrorbus1ness

You steal money from your neighbour. While running away you lose 293 . Nobody cares about dirt though so they take their money back and leave without fining you.

Reply #636391

[sacred jungle]

/work

[silent gale]

h0rrorbus1ness

You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make 72 for your lack of effort.

Reply #4910387

[sacred jungle]

/slut

[silent gale]

h0rrorbus1ness

The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay 322 to have them cleaned

Reply #636093

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you 98

Reply #636333

[jagged trail]

/slut

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You have a good night out and earn 290.

Reply #635940

[velvet kestrel]

/slut

[silent gale]

floppy.here

You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw 219 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!

Reply #636453

[velvet kestrel]

/work

[silent gale]

floppy.here

You sell bananas for 63

Reply #834708

[velvet kestrel]

/balance

/help

/crime

[silent gale]

floppy.here

While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay 346.

Reply #636277

[stable marsh]

/work

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed 63.

Reply #636078

[stable marsh]

/crime

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You steal a luxury yacht and sell it to a wealthy businessman for 390.

Reply #4910528

[stable marsh]

/slu

/slut

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay 158 to have them cleaned

Reply #636093

[quiet pilot]

/work

[silent gale]

jmd.ellis83

You receive a check of 90 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.

Reply #636260

[quiet pilot]

/crime

[silent gale]

jmd.ellis83

You were caught hacking into someone's computer and have been fined 90.

Reply #4910556

[quiet pilot]

/slut

[silent gale]

jmd.ellis83

You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned 275

Reply #635871

[light turret]

/work

[silent gale]

x3mblez

You're the tooth fairy and spend your nights collecting teeth from children's pillows. You make 68 for your dedication to dental hygiene.

Reply #4910399

[foggy ferry]

/work

[silent gale]

corvusfire1

Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you 72 .

Reply #636084

[strong bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

l0cal.shapeshifter

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 59.

Reply #636057

[strong bronze]

/slut

[silent gale]

l0cal.shapeshifter

You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a 384 fine!

Reply #635892

[strong bronze]

fuh

/rob @grave stag

[silent gale]

l0cal.shapeshifter

You attempted to rob mertatietot, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[strong bronze]

LMAO oopsie

she gonna kill me

[foggy ferry]

/work

[silent gale]

corvusfire1

You work as a lubricant tester and earn 93

Reply #10

[foggy ferry]

/work

[silent gale]

corvusfire1

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.

h0rrorbus1ness

You get 124 through donations on your cam stream.

Reply #636502

h0rrorbus1ness

You work as a vibration consultant and earn 72

Reply #53

h0rrorbus1ness

You break into a movie theatre and steal all the popcorn, which you sell to a group of hungry college students for 630.

Reply #4910513

[foggy ferry]

/work

[silent gale]

corvusfire1

You cannot work for 6 minutes and 50 seconds.

[ocean hearth]

/work

[silent gale]

sh3r1ff._

You work as a circus clown and earn 98.

Reply #636448

[ocean hearth]

/slut

[silent gale]

sh3r1ff._

You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost 396

Reply #635925

[ocean hearth]

Eh

[ashen igloo]

/slut

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you 364 in order to keep quiet about it.

Reply #636040

[ashen igloo]

/work

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You work hard all day and your boss pays you 60 after the pizzeria closes down.

Reply #636352

[cinder gull]

/work

[silent gale]

xxmambaaxx

You work all day at the factory 97

Reply #636549

[cinder gull]

/work

[silent gale]

xxmambaaxx

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 17 seconds.

[grave stag]

yes.

/work

[silent gale]

mertatietot

You work as a sewer inspector and earn 51

Reply #51

[grave stag]

/rob @stray quiver

[silent gale]

mertatietot

You were caught attempting to rob chronella, and have been fined 607.

[stray quiver]

WOW

[light turret]

/work

[silent gale]

x3mblez

You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and 96. Good job.

Reply #636285

[light turret]

/crime

[silent gale]

x3mblez

You steal a famous chef's secret recipe book and sell it to a rival restaurant for 475.

Reply #4910525

[foggy ferry]

/crime

[silent gale]

corvusfire1

You ransacked your manager's home, found his prized alarm clock, and sold it for 337

Reply #636220

[foggy ferry]

/work

[silent gale]

corvusfire1

You milk a cow for 78

Reply #41924

[cinder gull]

/BJ 100

[light turret]

/work

[silent gale]

x3mblez

After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn 70!

Reply #636293

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make 93 for your entertaining bedtime stories.

Reply #4910401

[light turret]

/crime

[silent gale]

x3mblez

You were caught cheating in Monopoly, pay 323 or go to jail.

Reply #636495

[light turret]

/work

[silent gale]

x3mblez

You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid 79 and given a bottle of wine.

Reply #636483

[foggy ferry]

/work

[silent gale]

corvusfire1

You work as an eel ecologist and earn 75

Reply #55

[foggy ferry]

/crime

[silent gale]

corvusfire1

You entered the Royal Palace and stole a precious diamond. You then sold it for 280

Reply #636154

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a police officer and earn 90

Reply #66

[serene wasp]

/work

[silent gale]

glamrockimuki

You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning 97.

Reply #636314

[serene wasp]

/crime

[silent gale]

glamrockimuki

You thought it was a good idea to rob a bank with a banana. They fined you 395.

Reply #635962

[serene wasp]

/slut

[silent gale]

glamrockimuki

Your client found your legs legendary and paid you 267

Reply #635974

[foggy ferry]

/crime

[silent gale]

corvusfire1

A sudden gust of wind blows away 537

Reply #636384

[foggy ferry]

/work

[silent gale]

corvusfire1

You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn 91

Reply #75

[foggy ferry]

boi wat i just lost 537 bucks due to wind

[light turret]

/work

[silent gale]

x3mblez

You work as a zoologist and earn 58

Reply #26

[light turret]

/slut

[silent gale]

x3mblez

You found an extra 151 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all

Reply #635997

[cinder gull]

/crime

[silent gale]

xxmambaaxx

You got caught trying to steal iPhone X and pay a fine of 226

Reply #636240

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn 74, despite you keep Googling all your problems.

Reply #636395

[jagged trail]

/slut

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained 301 for your hard work.

Reply #636052

[light turret]

/work

[silent gale]

x3mblez

You develop games and earn 87.

Reply #636067

[light turret]

/slut

[silent gale]

x3mblez

You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you 324 for your services.

Reply #636297

[robust bay]

/work

[silent gale]

dreckskind1.

You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for 72

Reply #838228

[robust bay]

/slut

[silent gale]

dreckskind1.

That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay 392 in hospital fees.

Reply #636268

[robust bay]

pff

[rare bloom]

/work

[silent gale]

icameforyamatonomad_86075

You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn 97

Reply #46

[rare bloom]

/crime

[silent gale]

icameforyamatonomad_86075

You choked on your aspirations. You lost 282

Reply #635935

[rare bloom]

/work

[silent gale]

icameforyamatonomad_86075

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 27 seconds.

[rare bloom]

SHUCKS.

[fallow girder]

/money

/work

[silent gale]

lua5.1.5

You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with 86

Reply #636439

[fallow girder]

/slut

[silent gale]

lua5.1.5

You rake in 250, but your butthole will never be the same...

Reply #635984

[fallow girder]

/work

[silent gale]

lua5.1.5

You cannot work for 5 minutes and 37 seconds.

[fallow girder]

/slut

[silent gale]

lua5.1.5

You cannot be a slut for 55 minutes and 37 seconds.

[fallow girder]

/crime

[silent gale]

lua5.1.5

You commit a heist and manage to take 348

Reply #84

[rare bloom]

/work

[silent gale]

icameforyamatonomad_86075

You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn 94 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.

Reply #4910408

[rare bloom]

YAHA!!!

/crime

[silent gale]

icameforyamatonomad_86075

You choked on your aspirations. You lost 109

Reply #635935

[rare bloom]

DAMMIT!!!

Fine

/slut

[silent gale]

icameforyamatonomad_86075

Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him 0.

Reply #635908

[rare bloom]

...

Fuck

Literally

[pseudo bear]

/crime

[silent gale]

ewinchester

You hack into the mainframe, getting 482 in the process

Reply #636381

[pseudo bear]

/slut

[silent gale]

ewinchester

You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn 244 and a sore ass.

Reply #636007

[pseudo bear]

/work

[silent gale]

ewinchester

Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got 96 for it!

Reply #636559

[pseudo bear]

/rob alden

[silent gale]

ewinchester

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Alden Carruthers#7123
2 - aldenisfaded
3 - aldenisfaded420
4 - .gatorguy
5 - mangosoncrack

[pseudo bear]

1

[silent gale]

ewinchester

You cannot rob bots, they are too powerful for you.

[pseudo bear]

/rob criminal tulip

[silent gale]

ewinchester

You were caught attempting to rob jv007, and have been fined 318.

[foggy ferry]

/work

[silent gale]

corvusfire1

Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain 50 though.

Reply #636392

[west gust]

/crime

[silent gale]

f4r4z2017._47223

You posted in the wrong Discord channel and have been fined 262.

Reply #636199

[west gust]

/crime

[silent gale]

f4r4z2017._47223

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 39 seconds.

[west gust]

/work

[silent gale]

f4r4z2017._47223

You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for 89

Reply #838228

[west gust]

/balance

/work

[silent gale]

f4r4z2017._47223

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 1 second.

[west gust]

/work

[silent gale]

f4r4z2017._47223

You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you 70

Reply #636333

[feral lava]

/slut

[silent gale]

max21589

You are weirdly good with your hands, have 107

Reply #636555

[feral lava]

/work

[silent gale]

max21589

You put your nose to the grindstone and earned 55.

Reply #636429

[feral lava]

/crime

[silent gale]

max21589

You travel back in time to before the Gold Rush began and take all the gold. You travel back to the present and trade it in for 571.

Reply #636545

[fallen nebula]

/work

[silent gale]

tptrader_52575

You baked some nice cookies for all, here is 72

Reply #636511

[fallen nebula]

/slut

[silent gale]

tptrader_52575

Someone cares about you. Enough to throw 371 at you.

Reply #636455

[cinder gull]

/slut

[silent gale]

xxmambaaxx

You earn 116 for giving some succ (the good kind)

Reply #635878

[west gust]

/work

[silent gale]

f4r4z2017._47223

You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned 51

Reply #838252

[west gust]

/balance

[frosty shale]

/work

[silent gale]

dr.jfisher

You work as an elevator mechanic and earn 93

Reply #59

[frosty shale]

/crime

[silent gale]

dr.jfisher

Dude, you just duped, and got banned. Sorry you lose 636

Reply #636393

[frosty shale]

/slut

[silent gale]

dr.jfisher

You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost? 125 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?

Reply #838257

[frosty shale]

/bal

[cinder gull]

/slut

[silent gale]

xxmambaaxx

You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole 288.

Reply #55467

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a water slide tester and earn 83

Reply #50

[hot dagger]

/slut

[silent gale]

youngmac1

You sell naked photos of yourself online for 122.

Reply #636503

[hot dagger]

/slut

[silent gale]

youngmac1

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.

[hot dagger]

/work

[silent gale]

youngmac1

You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn 83

Reply #635988

[rare bloom]

/rob corvus

[silent gale]

icameforyamatonomad_86075

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - chaoslord0990
2 - c0rvu5.
3 - corvuscorvidae.
4 - corvus8895
5 - jbomb_the_wise
6 - rin_itoshi129
7 - corvuscoraxxus
8 - corvusdystopia
9 - corvus0503
10 - corvusfire1

[rare bloom]

10

[silent gale]

icameforyamatonomad_86075

You robbed 362 from corvusfire1.

[rare bloom]

Pwak

/work

[silent gale]

icameforyamatonomad_86075

You participate in a scientific study and earn 64 for your time and effort.

Reply #4910429

[rare bloom]

/crime

[silent gale]

icameforyamatonomad_86075

You tried to steal from this server's bank. Obviously, that didn't end well. You were given a fine of 426

Reply #635998

[rare bloom]

WHY!!!!

[fallow girder]

/slut

[silent gale]

lua5.1.5

You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as 313!

Reply #204738

[fallow girder]

/crime

[silent gale]

lua5.1.5

You are caught using an in-game code multiple times and the developer fines you 654

Reply #636104

[fallow girder]

fuck

[primal mortar]

/slut

[silent gale]

asterzism

Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra 324.

Reply #636068

[primal mortar]

:DDD

[ashen igloo]

/work

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make 70 for your lack of effort.

Reply #4910387

[ashen igloo]

/slut

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You whip it out and manage to rake in 265

Reply #79

[cinder gull]

/slut

[silent gale]

xxmambaaxx

You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you 255 in return!

Reply #635891

[fallow girder]

/slut

[silent gale]

lua5.1.5

Your client sticks it inside you and pays you 385

Reply #636500

[rare bloom]

/work

[silent gale]

icameforyamatonomad_86075

You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned 67

Reply #635873

[rare bloom]

/rob rorhymes007

[silent gale]

icameforyamatonomad_86075

You attempted to rob rorhymes007, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[rare bloom]

Awh.

/crime

[silent gale]

icameforyamatonomad_86075

You hacked this server and got 561.

Reply #636540

[cinder gull]

/slut

[silent gale]

xxmambaaxx

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was 199 in a baggie next to you.

Reply #636405

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You host a fine wine tasting event and get 53

Reply #636087

[fast urchin]

/slut

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and 172.

Reply #636478

[sturdy niche]

/slut

[silent gale]

hiroh_7

You do a good deepthroating and earn 207 from the client

Reply #636526

[sturdy niche]

/work

[silent gale]

hiroh_7

You have a successful YouTube channel and make 67 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue

Reply #635986

[sturdy niche]

/work

[silent gale]

hiroh_7

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 48 seconds.

[sturdy niche]

/slut

[silent gale]

hiroh_7

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 26 seconds.

[sturdy niche]

/rob

[silent gale]

hiroh_7

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[sturdy niche]

/rob <user>

[silent gale]

hiroh_7

Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[sturdy niche]

/rob <windshear4cast>

[silent gale]

hiroh_7

Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[sturdy niche]

/crime

[silent gale]

hiroh_7

As you exit your backyard, a dog from down the street bites your leg leaving you with deep cuts on your calf. You stumble with pain and kick the dog into your backyard before closing the gate. Later that day a Lost Dog poster is seen on the street offering a reward. You return the dog, only after receiving your 256 reward. He shouldn't have bit you on your own property.

Reply #635955

[signal lion]

/work

[silent gale]

n0bbmoney

You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid 73

Reply #636420

[signal lion]

/slut

[silent gale]

n0bbmoney

You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you 255.

Reply #636291

[signal lion]

/crime

[silent gale]

n0bbmoney

You pissed yourself while attempting to rob a bank. Pay 466 to clean it up.

Reply #7106

[signal lion]

/work

[silent gale]

n0bbmoney

You work as a professional cuddler and earn 80

Reply #33

[signal lion]

/rob <.E>

[silent gale]

n0bbmoney

Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[signal lion]

/rob .E

[silent gale]

n0bbmoney

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - 9xi
2 - xemmuh
3 - .eden.002
4 - .emilylmao
5 - .epicfailure.2141
6 - p.epperonni
7 - 4versace
8 - .e.x.o.d.u.s.
9 - .e0244
10 - .e_y.

[signal lion]

8

[silent gale]

n0bbmoney

You attempted to rob .e.x.o.d.u.s., but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a professional bed tester and earn 82.

Reply #4910432

[fervent adder]

/work

[silent gale]

hampter0124

You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of 82 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...

Reply #636363

[fervent adder]

/rob

[silent gale]

hampter0124

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[fervent adder]

/rob Mr.J

[silent gale]

hampter0124

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - mr.jack2
2 - mr.jail
3 - jajaboo14566_91885
4 - j0hnny_4
5 - mr.jacksparrow
6 - mr.jake5798
7 - mr.jashwanthreddy
8 - mr.jon5567
9 - mr.jumboz

[fervent adder]

1

[silent gale]

hampter0124

You attempted to rob mr.jack2, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[fervent adder]

/work

[silent gale]

hampter0124

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 27 seconds.

[west gust]

/work

[silent gale]

f4r4z2017._47223

You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn 84

Reply #11

[fallen kayak]

/slut

[silent gale]

some_super_hero

You hooked up with a couple of guys for 169

Reply #636313

[fallen kayak]

/work

[silent gale]

some_super_hero

You got cloned for science. You earned 71

Reply #635872

[foggy ferry]

/rob static

[silent gale]

corvusfire1

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - static0297
2 - icameforyamatonomad_86075
3 - grandregentthragg_111
4 - staticlorek
5 - staticmagnet7066
6 - staticshark23
7 - daphnis3333
8 - staticxn3ox
9 - static60fps
10 - static_temari

[foggy ferry]

2

[silent gale]

corvusfire1

You robbed 25 from icameforyamatonomad_86075.

[foggy ferry]

/crime

[silent gale]

corvusfire1

You are fined 358 for jaywalking

Reply #636050

[proven thunder]

/work

[silent gale]

delluta_18

You got out of bed. Have 58

Reply #635934

[proven thunder]

/rob static

[silent gale]

delluta_18

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - static0297
2 - icameforyamatonomad_86075
3 - grandregentthragg_111
4 - staticlorek
5 - staticmagnet7066
6 - staticshark23
7 - daphnis3333
8 - staticxn3ox
9 - static60fps
10 - static_temari

[proven thunder]

1

[silent gale]

delluta_18

You were caught attempting to rob static0297, and have been fined 258.

[proven thunder]

damn

/work

[silent gale]

delluta_18

You cannot work for 4 minutes and 52 seconds.

[proven thunder]

/slut

[silent gale]

delluta_18

You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you 115.

Reply #636404

[serene wasp]

/work

[silent gale]

glamrockimuki

You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn 94

Reply #62

[glass gyro]

/work

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make 96

Reply #635903

[signal lion]

/job

/work

[silent gale]

n0bbmoney

You work as the head of elephants and earn 50

Reply #7

[signal lion]

/balance

/slut

[silent gale]

n0bbmoney

You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay 130 to get it repaired.

Reply #636005

[west gust]

/work

[silent gale]

f4r4z2017._47223

You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make 72.

Reply #4910425

[cinder gull]

/slut

[silent gale]

xxmambaaxx

You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in 375

Reply #80

[static shell]

/balance

/work

[silent gale]

primearthurrmorgan

You walk dogs for 72.

Reply #636065

[static shell]

/work

[silent gale]

primearthurrmorgan

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.

[foggy ferry]

/work

[silent gale]

corvusfire1

You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn 50.

Reply #4910423

[foggy ferry]

/crime

[silent gale]

corvusfire1

You were caught throwing litter out of your car window and have been fined 389.

Reply #4910558

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

timmiebimmie

Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you 54.

Reply #636403

[ripe badger]

/work

[jagged trail]

/slut

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined 327.

Reply #635909

[jagged trail]

/crime

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You have been caught bragging about your money on facebook, you have been fined 622 .

Reply #636186

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You are paid 93 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.

Reply #635989

[west gust]

/work

[silent gale]

f4r4z2017._47223

You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for 100.

Reply #636556

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make 76.

Reply #635990

[jagged trail]

/slut

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You rake in 397, but your butthole will never be the same...

Reply #635984

[jagged trail]

/crime

/crime

Or fucking not ig

[light marten]

/help

[west gust]

/work

/work

[light marten]

is it down or somethjng

/crime

i think its down

[foggy ferry]

/crime

[silent gale]

corvusfire1

You robbed the Grinch and happen to find something in his collection! You sell it for 648

Reply #636323

[foggy ferry]

/work

[silent gale]

corvusfire1

You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid 80 for it.

Reply #636518

[foggy ferry]

/rob Turtl3

[silent gale]

corvusfire1

You robbed 141 from s0c1alyawkwardturtl3.

[foggy ferry]

/crime

[silent gale]

corvusfire1

You hacked this server and got 682.

Reply #636540

[foggy ferry]

/work

[silent gale]

corvusfire1

You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid 59.

Reply #55462

corvusfire1

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 minute and 22 seconds.

[foggy ferry]

/rob darkhumor

[silent gale]

corvusfire1

You attempted to rob darkhumorlover1203, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[foggy ferry]

/crime

[silent gale]

corvusfire1

You cannot commit a crime for 24 minutes and 23 seconds.

[foggy ferry]

/work

[silent gale]

corvusfire1

You gave yourself 61 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...

Reply #636480

[light turret]

/work

[silent gale]

x3mblez

You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for 90.

Reply #636303

[light turret]

/crime

[silent gale]

x3mblez

Those weren't girl scout cookies, but hey you got 313

Reply #635957

[light turret]

/slut

[silent gale]

x3mblez

You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw 393 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!

Reply #636453

[foggy ferry]

/crime

[silent gale]

corvusfire1

You break into a toy store and steal all the teddy bears, selling them on the black market for 532

Reply #4910476

[foggy ferry]

/work

[silent gale]

corvusfire1

You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of 56 anyway.

Reply #636409

[foggy ferry]

/rob x3

[silent gale]

corvusfire1

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - x3608169
2 - x3d_sensei1692
3 - wanderinginthenight
4 - x30x30
5 - x3mblez
6 - x3n0nex
7 - x3no_3
8 - x3r.0

[foggy ferry]

5

[silent gale]

corvusfire1

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 26 minutes and 44 seconds.

[frosty pewter]

/work

[silent gale]

ginger_ninja64

You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned 98

Reply #635873

[frosty pewter]

/rob corvusfire1

[silent gale]

ginger_ninja64

You were caught attempting to rob corvusfire1, and have been fined 555.

[frosty pewter]

/slut

[silent gale]

ginger_ninja64

You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took 340 from you.

Reply #636525

[frosty pewter]

/crime

[silent gale]

ginger_ninja64

After mugging a drunk policeman, the cops chase you, ram your car, and leave you for dead - when paramedics arrive, they charge you a whopping 672 because they don't get paid enough

Reply #635981

[icy nebula]

/work

[silent gale]

sajed_19

A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you 66.

Reply #636282

[icy nebula]

/slut

[silent gale]

sajed_19

You found an extra 104 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all

Reply #635997

[icy nebula]

/delivery

/rob the totally fake arthur

[silent gale]

sajed_19

You robbed 891 from corvusfire1.

[icy nebula]

/work

[silent gale]

sajed_19

You cannot work for 7 minutes and 43 seconds.

[icy nebula]

/crime

[silent gale]

sajed_19

You were caught shoplifting. Pay a fine of 508

Reply #636156

[fallen kayak]

/Work

[silent gale]

some_super_hero

You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make 62.

Reply #4910437

[fallen kayak]

/slut

[silent gale]

some_super_hero

You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you 367 and maybe chlamydia.

Reply #636516

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you 55.

Reply #636482

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain 89! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed

Reply #636346

[stray tulip]

/slut

[silent gale]

cbvids7443

You get paid 112 for crossdressing

Reply #635922

[stray tulip]

/work

[silent gale]

cbvids7443

You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn 83

Reply #54

[light marten]

/work

[silent gale]

s0c1alyawkwardturtl3

You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive 59

Reply #636351

[light marten]

/slut

[silent gale]

s0c1alyawkwardturtl3

You shake what your momma gave you for 256.

Reply #636544

[light marten]

/work

[silent gale]

s0c1alyawkwardturtl3

You cannot work for 6 minutes and 56 seconds.

[light marten]

/crime

[silent gale]

s0c1alyawkwardturtl3

You found 498 under your bus seat. Shhh! Don't tell anyone.

Reply #635885

[light marten]

/crime

[silent gale]

s0c1alyawkwardturtl3

You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob, collect-income) whilst betting.

[tough inlet]

/work

[silent gale]

_roxiescookies_

You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn 57

Reply #635902

[light marten]

/work

[silent gale]

s0c1alyawkwardturtl3

You work as an egg and earn 90

Reply #635973

[light marten]

/slut

[silent gale]

s0c1alyawkwardturtl3

You cannot be a slut for 42 minutes and 8 seconds.

[light marten]

DAMN

[tough inlet]

💔

[light marten]

/crime

[silent gale]

s0c1alyawkwardturtl3

You cannot commit a crime for 45 minutes and 3 seconds.

[light marten]

DAMN

/rob

[silent gale]

s0c1alyawkwardturtl3

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[light marten]

/rob @light turret

[silent gale]

s0c1alyawkwardturtl3

You attempted to rob x3mblez, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

s0c1alyawkwardturtl3

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.

[tough inlet]

/work

[silent gale]

_roxiescookies_

You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for 71

Reply #636397

[light marten]

/work

[silent gale]

s0c1alyawkwardturtl3

You work as a sandcastle builder and earn 56

Reply #63

[light marten]

/slut

[silent gale]

s0c1alyawkwardturtl3

You shake what your momma gave you for 248.

Reply #636544

[light marten]

/crime

[silent gale]

s0c1alyawkwardturtl3

While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay 303.

Reply #636277

[light marten]

aw man

[tough inlet]

/Slut

[silent gale]

_roxiescookies_

You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined 328

Reply #165

[tough inlet]

Awh mam

Man

Literally on minus if

Ig

/work

[silent gale]

_roxiescookies_

You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn 97.

Reply #636082

[tough inlet]

Oh yay

[tough inlet]

/work

[silent gale]

_roxiescookies_

You work as the head of elephants and earn 81

Reply #7

[tough inlet]

/work

[silent gale]

_roxiescookies_

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 33 seconds.

[tough inlet]

/work

[silent gale]

_roxiescookies_

You battled and gained 75.

Reply #636473

[calm aurora]

/crime

[silent gale]

harryz24

You were caught stealing flowers from a public garden and have been fined 307.

Reply #4910547

[calm aurora]

/slut

[silent gale]

harryz24

You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined 368

Reply #167

[calm aurora]

/rob Tutl3

[silent gale]

harryz24

Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[calm aurora]

/bal

[tough inlet]

/work

[silent gale]

_roxiescookies_

You help clean a horses stable for 88

Reply #3031286

[west gust]

/work

[silent gale]

f4r4z2017._47223

You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for 64.

Reply #636512

[fast urchin]

/WORK

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid 85.

Reply #635917

[hearty nimbus]

/wORk

[silent gale]

dulfaar

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 8 seconds.

[tough inlet]

/work

[silent gale]

_roxiescookies_

You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid 79 for streaming it online.

Reply #4910427

[tough inlet]

/work

[silent gale]

_roxiescookies_

You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money 77

Reply #636431

[tough inlet]

/work

[silent gale]

_roxiescookies_

You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn 95

Reply #11

[tough inlet]

No

Nuh uh

[tough inlet]

/work

[silent gale]

_roxiescookies_

You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you 61 for your hard work

Reply #838130

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You worked hard at Burger King and earned 89

Reply #636534

[jagged trail]

/slut

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You licked SpongeBob's feet for 254!

Reply #834979

[jagged trail]

/balance

[tough inlet]

/work

[silent gale]

_roxiescookies_

You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn 54

Reply #62

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of 55 anyway.

Reply #636409

[jagged trail]

/slut

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You fucked a traffic cone and found 239 inside it

Reply #636329

[tough inlet]

/work

[silent gale]

_roxiescookies_

You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned 71!

Reply #636047

[frosty shale]

/work

[silent gale]

dr.jfisher

You got out of bed. Have 78

Reply #635934

[frosty shale]

/slut

[silent gale]

dr.jfisher

You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned 163.

Reply #55468

[frosty shale]

/crime

[silent gale]

dr.jfisher

The police randomly stop you and fine you 547

Reply #636164

[frosty shale]

ffs

[tough inlet]

/work

[silent gale]

_roxiescookies_

You work as a dog food taster and earn 54

Reply #34

[tough inlet]

EW

[split obsidian]

i mean 54 dollars is 54 dollars

/work

[silent gale]

the_all_mighty_duck

Your level got featured epic and you won 85

Reply #636296

[split obsidian]

/crime

[silent gale]

the_all_mighty_duck

During an armed assault, you are knocked unconscious by an old geezer. Afterwards, it seems that you are missing 353 when you wake up.

Reply #636267

[split obsidian]

fuck

/slut

[silent gale]

the_all_mighty_duck

That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent 351 to your Patreon

Reply #635975

[fallen kayak]

/work

[silent gale]

some_super_hero

You work as a professional wine taster and earn 70.

Reply #636066

[fallen kayak]

/slut

[silent gale]

some_super_hero

You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was 330.

Reply #55475

[tough inlet]

/work

[silent gale]

_roxiescookies_

You work as a wine taster and earn 82

Reply #15

[tough inlet]

/work

[silent gale]

_roxiescookies_

You did a fundraiser and raised 57

Reply #834686

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You work as a beefeater and earn 80

Reply #56

[past gazelle]

/work

[silent gale]

monkeymantgg7

You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly 93

Reply #636015

[past gazelle]

/work

[silent gale]

monkeymantgg7

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 46 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of 64 off your new game.

Reply #55463

[light marten]

/work

[silent gale]

s0c1alyawkwardturtl3

You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn 99

Reply #69

[light marten]

/slut

[silent gale]

s0c1alyawkwardturtl3

You managed to get with a famous actress for 309

Reply #635887

[light marten]

/crime

[silent gale]

s0c1alyawkwardturtl3

You break into a firework factory and steals all the firecrackers and sell them for 523

Reply #636177

[light marten]

/rob @fallen kayak

[silent gale]

s0c1alyawkwardturtl3

You robbed 464 from some_super_hero.

[fallen kayak]

Why'd you rob me?

/rob @light marten

[silent gale]

some_super_hero

You attempted to rob s0c1alyawkwardturtl3, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[fallen kayak]

Damn

/crime

[silent gale]

some_super_hero

You were caught dumping trash illegally and have been fined 518.

Reply #4910550

[fallen kayak]

/work

[silent gale]

some_super_hero

You baked some nice cookies for all, here is 84

Reply #636511

[fallen kayak]

/slut

[silent gale]

some_super_hero

You get 163 through donations on your cam stream.

Reply #636502

[jagged trail]

OooOoOhHH

[fallen kayak]

/crime

[silent gale]

some_super_hero

You cannot commit a crime for 24 minutes and 53 seconds.

[fallen kayak]

/slut

[silent gale]

some_super_hero

You cannot be a slut for 24 minutes and 57 seconds.

[fallen kayak]

/work

[silent gale]

some_super_hero

You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn 86

Reply #35

[hoary spindle]

/work

[silent gale]

krivane

You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find 91 stashed inside one of them.

Reply #6070

[hoary spindle]

/crime

[silent gale]

krivane

As you exit your backyard, a dog from down the street bites your leg leaving you with deep cuts on your calf. You stumble with pain and kick the dog into your backyard before closing the gate. Later that day a Lost Dog poster is seen on the street offering a reward. You return the dog, only after receiving your 271 reward. He shouldn't have bit you on your own property.

Reply #635955

[hoary spindle]

/slut

[silent gale]

krivane

You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as 389!

Reply #204738

krivane

You attempted to rob some_super_hero, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

krivane

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.

[hoary spindle]

/work

[silent gale]

krivane

You cannot work for 1 minute and 4 seconds.

[dusky ocean]

/work

[silent gale]

mialcv

Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's 82.

Reply #636071

[dusky ocean]

somehow??

/slut

[silent gale]

mialcv

You get 158 through donations on your cam stream.

Reply #636502

[dusky ocean]

/crime

[silent gale]

mialcv

You wouldn't get out of bed to do the crime. We are fining you 655 for being a lazy ass person.

Reply #636028

[dusky ocean]

GAG

[light marten]

you had money 💔

no hard feelings

[fallen kayak]

Lol. Okay, then

[light marten]

how does ts even happen

/work

[silent gale]

s0c1alyawkwardturtl3

You work in Greggs and earn 80

Reply #635899

[light marten]

/crime

[silent gale]

s0c1alyawkwardturtl3

You steal a luxury yacht and sell it to a wealthy businessman for 398.

Reply #4910528

[light marten]

/slut

[silent gale]

s0c1alyawkwardturtl3

Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose 384.

Reply #635996

[light marten]

WHAT

[silent gale]

s0c1alyawkwardturtl3

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 37 minutes and 41 seconds.

[tough inlet]

/work

[silent gale]

_roxiescookies_

You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning 69.

Reply #636314

[fallen kayak]

/slut

[silent gale]

some_super_hero

You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you 231.

Reply #636291

[fallen kayak]

/crime

[silent gale]

some_super_hero

You trip on a banana on your getaway, and get busted for 281!

Reply #636417

[fallen kayak]

/work

[silent gale]

some_super_hero

Someone came and performed a play. They gave you 94 for watching.

Reply #636345

[light marten]

/work

[silent gale]

s0c1alyawkwardturtl3

You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you 66

Reply #636333

[light marten]

/slut

[silent gale]

s0c1alyawkwardturtl3

Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you 340 for public indecency.

Reply #636266

[light marten]

/crime

[silent gale]

s0c1alyawkwardturtl3

You robbed a bank but your getaway car got a flat tire and you were fined 616

Reply #636111

[tough inlet]

/work

[silent gale]

_roxiescookies_

You work as an elephant dresser and earn 59

Reply #43

[tough inlet]

I feel like with the risks of the job it should be more

[light marten]

/slut

[silent gale]

s0c1alyawkwardturtl3

You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up 353

Reply #7034

[light marten]

/crime

[silent gale]

s0c1alyawkwardturtl3

You got caught spray painting graffiti on a public building and have been fined 569.

Reply #4910531

[light marten]

/work

[silent gale]

s0c1alyawkwardturtl3

You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you 60.

Reply #636377

[tough inlet]

/work

[silent gale]

_roxiescookies_

You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn 75

Reply #41

[tough inlet]

Oh

[tough inlet]

/work

[silent gale]

_roxiescookies_

You work as an egg and earn 84

Reply #635973

[tough inlet]

/work

[silent gale]

_roxiescookies_

You participate in a psychological experiment and earn 84 for your participation.

Reply #4910440

[tough inlet]

Huh

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a sandcastle builder and earn 96

Reply #63

[serene wasp]

/work

[silent gale]

glamrockimuki

You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn 60

Reply #54

[tough inlet]

/work

[silent gale]

_roxiescookies_

You sell your crab for 72, you monster

Reply #635944

[tough inlet]

/work

[silent gale]

_roxiescookies_

You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn 90

Reply #48