#back-room | Red Dead Redemption 2 | Page 187

silent galeBOT Dec 28, 2025, 4:58 PM

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__janex__1

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brittle bone Dec 28, 2025, 4:58 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 28, 2025, 4:58 PM

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__janex__1

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brittle bone Dec 28, 2025, 4:58 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 28, 2025, 4:58 PM

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__janex__1

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brittle bone Dec 28, 2025, 4:58 PM

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Kurwa

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/slut

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__janex__1

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daring pecan Dec 28, 2025, 6:16 PM

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/work

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xiaow1

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stable marsh Dec 28, 2025, 7:23 PM

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/work

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noot_nootxd

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stable marsh Dec 28, 2025, 7:23 PM

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/crime

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noot_nootxd

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/slut

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noot_nootxd

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/work

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xiaow1

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 28, 2025, 11:01 PM

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sir_silly_of_the_silly_billys

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stable marsh Dec 29, 2025, 2:21 AM

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/Work

silent galeBOT Dec 29, 2025, 2:21 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 29, 2025, 2:21 AM

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noot_nootxd

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stable marsh Dec 29, 2025, 2:21 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 29, 2025, 2:21 AM

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h0rrorbus1ness

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h0rrorbus1ness

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h0rrorbus1ness

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cobalt tartan Dec 29, 2025, 4:11 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 29, 2025, 4:11 AM

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halrirae

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/work

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halrirae

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light turret Dec 29, 2025, 4:17 AM

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/work

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x3mblez

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light turret Dec 29, 2025, 4:18 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 29, 2025, 4:18 AM

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x3mblez

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 29, 2025, 4:18 AM

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x3mblez

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light turret Dec 29, 2025, 4:20 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 29, 2025, 4:20 AM

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x3mblez

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light turret Dec 29, 2025, 5:00 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 29, 2025, 5:00 AM

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x3mblez

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light turret Dec 29, 2025, 5:00 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 29, 2025, 5:00 AM

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x3mblez

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light turret Dec 29, 2025, 5:00 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 29, 2025, 5:00 AM

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x3mblez

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brittle bone Dec 29, 2025, 6:46 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 29, 2025, 6:46 AM

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__janex__1

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brittle bone Dec 29, 2025, 6:46 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 29, 2025, 6:46 AM

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__janex__1

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unborn fjord Dec 29, 2025, 8:16 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 29, 2025, 8:16 AM

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daisy_mayday

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ripe badger Dec 29, 2025, 8:30 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 29, 2025, 8:30 AM

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www.unsocializer.com

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ripe badger Dec 29, 2025, 8:30 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 29, 2025, 8:30 AM

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www.unsocializer.com

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ripe badger Dec 29, 2025, 8:30 AM

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/money

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/rizz

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 29, 2025, 8:30 AM

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www.unsocializer.com

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 38 seconds.

ripe badger Dec 29, 2025, 8:31 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 29, 2025, 8:31 AM

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www.unsocializer.com

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iron pendant Dec 29, 2025, 9:04 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 29, 2025, 9:04 AM

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miraak10

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iron pendant Dec 29, 2025, 9:04 AM

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/slut

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miraak10

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iron pendant Dec 29, 2025, 9:04 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 29, 2025, 9:04 AM

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miraak10

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brittle bone Dec 29, 2025, 10:40 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 29, 2025, 10:40 AM

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__janex__1

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brittle bone Dec 29, 2025, 10:40 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 29, 2025, 10:40 AM

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__janex__1

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brittle bone Dec 29, 2025, 10:49 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 29, 2025, 10:49 AM

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__janex__1

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brittle bone Dec 29, 2025, 1:10 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 29, 2025, 1:10 PM

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__janex__1

You work as crisis actor and earn Cash 63.

brittle bone Dec 29, 2025, 1:11 PM

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/slut

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__janex__1

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brittle bone Dec 29, 2025, 1:27 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 29, 2025, 1:27 PM

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__janex__1

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/work

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__janex__1

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brittle bone Dec 29, 2025, 1:44 PM

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/Slut

silent galeBOT Dec 29, 2025, 1:44 PM

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__janex__1

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 26 minutes and 9 seconds.

brittle bone Dec 29, 2025, 3:18 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 29, 2025, 3:18 PM

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__janex__1

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brittle bone Dec 29, 2025, 3:18 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 29, 2025, 3:18 PM

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__janex__1

You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with Cash 142.

stable marsh Dec 29, 2025, 3:18 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 29, 2025, 3:18 PM

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noot_nootxd

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stable marsh Dec 29, 2025, 3:18 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 29, 2025, 3:18 PM

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noot_nootxd

A wise asian girl once said, Be a better criminal. Get fined Cash 309 kiddo

stable marsh Dec 29, 2025, 3:18 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 29, 2025, 3:18 PM

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noot_nootxd

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brittle bone Dec 29, 2025, 3:42 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 29, 2025, 3:42 PM

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__janex__1

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brittle bone Dec 29, 2025, 3:44 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 29, 2025, 3:44 PM

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__janex__1

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 33 minutes and 41 seconds.

light turret Dec 29, 2025, 4:00 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 29, 2025, 4:01 PM

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x3mblez

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/slut

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x3mblez

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 29, 2025, 4:01 PM

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x3mblez

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/work

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the_all_mighty_duck

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split obsidian Dec 29, 2025, 4:02 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 29, 2025, 4:02 PM

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the_all_mighty_duck

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split obsidian Dec 29, 2025, 4:03 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 29, 2025, 4:03 PM

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the_all_mighty_duck

You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole Cash 354.

daring pecan Dec 29, 2025, 4:20 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 29, 2025, 4:20 PM

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xiaow1

stopwatch You cannot work for 3 minutes and 10 seconds.

ocean hearth Dec 29, 2025, 5:27 PM

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/rob @split obsidian

silent galeBOT Dec 29, 2025, 5:27 PM

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the_original_weezer

xmark You were caught attempting to rob the_all_mighty_duck, and have been fined Cash 365.

ocean hearth Dec 29, 2025, 5:27 PM

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Bro

split obsidian Dec 29, 2025, 5:27 PM

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ocean hearth Bro

neghonor

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you sir are a fucking fish

ocean hearth Dec 29, 2025, 5:27 PM

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Nah u is

split obsidian Dec 29, 2025, 5:28 PM

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i already got it deposited

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/work

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xiaow1

You work as a streamer and gain Cash 93 from donations

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/work

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the_all_mighty_duck

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split obsidian Dec 29, 2025, 6:09 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 29, 2025, 6:09 PM

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the_all_mighty_duck

You pickpocket someone successfully and steal the money out of their wallet, there was Cash 533 in it

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/slut

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the_all_mighty_duck

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/work

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noot_nootxd

Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received Cash 58!

stable marsh Dec 29, 2025, 6:15 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 29, 2025, 6:15 PM

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noot_nootxd

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 29, 2025, 6:15 PM

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noot_nootxd

Your used underwear was bought on eBay for Cash 189... yikes

split obsidian Dec 29, 2025, 6:16 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 29, 2025, 6:16 PM

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the_all_mighty_duck

stopwatch You cannot work for 3 minutes and 21 seconds.

split obsidian Dec 29, 2025, 6:31 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 29, 2025, 6:31 PM

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the_all_mighty_duck

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split obsidian Dec 29, 2025, 6:31 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 29, 2025, 6:31 PM

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the_all_mighty_duck

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 37 minutes and 58 seconds.

split obsidian Dec 29, 2025, 6:31 PM

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/dep all

light turret Dec 29, 2025, 8:13 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 29, 2025, 8:13 PM

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x3mblez

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light turret Dec 29, 2025, 8:13 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 29, 2025, 8:13 PM

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x3mblez

Your used underwear was bought on eBay for Cash 375... yikes

light turret Dec 29, 2025, 8:13 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 29, 2025, 8:13 PM

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x3mblez

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light turret Dec 29, 2025, 8:14 PM

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👁️👄👁️

light turret Dec 29, 2025, 10:51 PM

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/work

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x3mblez

You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid Cash 54.

light turret Dec 29, 2025, 10:51 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 29, 2025, 10:51 PM

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x3mblez

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light turret Dec 29, 2025, 10:51 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 29, 2025, 10:51 PM

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x3mblez

Your client found your legs legendary and paid you Cash 126

light turret Dec 29, 2025, 11:41 PM

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/work

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x3mblez

You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn Cash 81

light turret Dec 29, 2025, 11:41 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 29, 2025, 11:41 PM

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x3mblez

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sly hull Dec 30, 2025, 12:16 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 30, 2025, 12:16 AM

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munzelman25

You serve the customers and receive Cash 74

sly hull Dec 30, 2025, 12:16 AM

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/slut

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munzelman25

You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined Cash 166 for disturbing the public peace.

sly hull Dec 30, 2025, 12:16 AM

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Aw man

cobalt tartan Dec 30, 2025, 1:44 AM

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/work

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halrirae

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/work

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halrirae

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cobalt tartan Dec 30, 2025, 1:53 AM

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/work

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halrirae

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cobalt tartan Dec 30, 2025, 1:54 AM

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/work

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halrirae

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ocean hearth Dec 30, 2025, 4:22 AM

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/work

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jack_marston13

You work for a private military company, earning Cash 76

ocean hearth Dec 30, 2025, 4:22 AM

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/Slut

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jack_marston13

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verbal tundra Dec 30, 2025, 5:57 AM

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/work

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heav3nsent420

A sudden gust of wind blows Cash 59 in your direction.

verbal tundra Dec 30, 2025, 5:57 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 30, 2025, 5:57 AM

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heav3nsent420

Your condom supply runs out and you pay Cash 259 to restock.

verbal tundra Dec 30, 2025, 5:57 AM

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This is rigged

light turret Dec 30, 2025, 6:04 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 30, 2025, 6:04 AM

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x3mblez

You dig around in your yard and gain Cash 75

light turret Dec 30, 2025, 6:04 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 30, 2025, 6:04 AM

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x3mblez

You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost? Cash 329 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?

light turret Dec 30, 2025, 6:04 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 30, 2025, 6:04 AM

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x3mblez

You stole the fancy umbrella toothpick from the bar. You were fined Cash 497

brittle bone Dec 30, 2025, 6:45 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 30, 2025, 6:45 AM

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__janex__1

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got Cash 92 I think...

brittle bone Dec 30, 2025, 6:45 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 30, 2025, 6:45 AM

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__janex__1

You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs Cash 192

brittle bone Dec 30, 2025, 8:17 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 30, 2025, 8:17 AM

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__janex__1

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brittle bone Dec 30, 2025, 8:17 AM

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/work

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__janex__1

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brittle bone Dec 30, 2025, 9:37 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 30, 2025, 9:37 AM

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__janex__1

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brittle bone Dec 30, 2025, 9:37 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 30, 2025, 9:37 AM

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__janex__1

Your client found your legs legendary and paid you Cash 213

brittle bone Dec 30, 2025, 10:14 AM

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/work

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__janex__1

You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you Cash 51

grand cedar Dec 30, 2025, 10:27 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 30, 2025, 10:27 AM

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teughelsclan

You walk dogs for Cash 97.

grand cedar Dec 30, 2025, 10:27 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 30, 2025, 10:27 AM

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teughelsclan

You're caught watching illegal Russian movies and slapped with a hefty Cash 560 fine

grand cedar Dec 30, 2025, 10:27 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 30, 2025, 10:27 AM

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teughelsclan

What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you Cash 153 for your solid work.

brittle bone Dec 30, 2025, 11:13 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 30, 2025, 11:13 AM

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__janex__1

You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you Cash 123 on your way out of the locker room.

brittle bone Dec 30, 2025, 11:14 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 30, 2025, 11:14 AM

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__janex__1

You work as a professional snuggler and earn Cash 85

grand cedar Dec 30, 2025, 12:47 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 30, 2025, 12:47 PM

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teughelsclan

You work as a sandwich artist and earn Cash 89

grand cedar Dec 30, 2025, 12:47 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 30, 2025, 12:47 PM

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teughelsclan

She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her Cash 288.

light turret Dec 30, 2025, 12:52 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 30, 2025, 12:52 PM

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x3mblez

You work as a parkour specialist and earn Cash 66

light turret Dec 30, 2025, 12:52 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 30, 2025, 12:52 PM

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x3mblez

You were caught shoplifting a bag of chips and have been fined Cash 66.

light turret Dec 30, 2025, 12:52 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 30, 2025, 12:52 PM

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x3mblez

You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you Cash 346!

pulsar saddle Dec 30, 2025, 1:18 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 30, 2025, 1:18 PM

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hkaska23

You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent Cash 200 on medical bills.

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hkaska23

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.

bleak lion Dec 30, 2025, 1:27 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 30, 2025, 1:27 PM

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slonkgangweed

You are caught impersonating a bot and get fined Cash 200

bleak lion Dec 30, 2025, 1:28 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 30, 2025, 1:28 PM

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slonkgangweed

You hooked up with a couple of guys for Cash 188

brittle bone Dec 30, 2025, 2:44 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 30, 2025, 2:44 PM

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__janex__1

You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you Cash 69 for a good job.

brittle bone Dec 30, 2025, 2:44 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 30, 2025, 2:44 PM

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__janex__1

You whip it out and manage to rake in Cash 319

ocean hearth Dec 30, 2025, 3:13 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 30, 2025, 3:13 PM

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jack_marston13

Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you Cash 81 .

light turret Dec 30, 2025, 5:14 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 30, 2025, 5:14 PM

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x3mblez

You got seen by a police officer while trying to take some purses, you have been fined Cash 346!

light turret Dec 30, 2025, 5:15 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 30, 2025, 5:15 PM

#

x3mblez

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light turret Dec 30, 2025, 5:15 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 30, 2025, 5:15 PM

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x3mblez

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brittle bone Dec 30, 2025, 5:46 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 30, 2025, 5:46 PM

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__janex__1

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brittle bone Dec 30, 2025, 5:46 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 30, 2025, 5:46 PM

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__janex__1

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives Cash 263

ocean hearth Dec 30, 2025, 7:39 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 30, 2025, 7:39 PM

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jack_marston13

You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid Cash 82.

grand cedar Dec 30, 2025, 8:25 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 30, 2025, 8:25 PM

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teughelsclan

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grand cedar Dec 30, 2025, 8:25 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 30, 2025, 8:25 PM

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teughelsclan

You tried stealing money from a cop, you were fined Cash 287

grand cedar Dec 30, 2025, 8:25 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 30, 2025, 8:25 PM

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teughelsclan

You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as Cash 180!

brittle bone Dec 30, 2025, 10:17 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 30, 2025, 10:17 PM

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__janex__1

You suck some toes and earn Cash 174

ocean hearth Dec 30, 2025, 10:22 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 30, 2025, 10:22 PM

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jack_marston13

You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned Cash 186

sly hull Dec 30, 2025, 10:48 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 30, 2025, 10:48 PM

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munzelman25

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sly hull Dec 30, 2025, 10:49 PM

#

Since when was there a parking lot

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In red dead

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 30, 2025, 10:49 PM

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munzelman25

You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found Cash 90 on the way back home!

sly hull Dec 30, 2025, 10:49 PM

#

/WORK

silent galeBOT Dec 30, 2025, 10:49 PM

#

munzelman25

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.

sly hull Dec 30, 2025, 10:49 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 30, 2025, 10:49 PM

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munzelman25

You were caught hacking into someone's computer and have been fined Cash 190.

light turret Dec 31, 2025, 12:40 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 31, 2025, 12:40 AM

#

x3mblez

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light turret Dec 31, 2025, 12:40 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 31, 2025, 12:40 AM

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x3mblez

You were caught cheating in Monopoly, pay Cash 88 or go to jail.

light turret Dec 31, 2025, 12:40 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 31, 2025, 12:40 AM

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x3mblez

You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined Cash 0

light turret Dec 31, 2025, 1:34 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 31, 2025, 1:34 AM

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x3mblez

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light turret Dec 31, 2025, 1:34 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 31, 2025, 1:34 AM

#

x3mblez

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 6 minutes and 22 seconds.

worldly folio Dec 31, 2025, 2:06 AM

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/prostitute

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 31, 2025, 2:06 AM

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dutchiemaboah

You fucked up, and have been fined Cash 306

worldly folio Dec 31, 2025, 2:06 AM

#

/pay

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/send

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 31, 2025, 2:06 AM

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dutchiemaboah

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 27 seconds.

worldly folio Dec 31, 2025, 2:07 AM

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/sex

light turret Dec 31, 2025, 3:27 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 31, 2025, 3:27 AM

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x3mblez

You work as a head receiver and earn Cash 57

light turret Dec 31, 2025, 3:28 AM

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/slut

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 31, 2025, 3:28 AM

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x3mblez

You suck some toes and earn Cash 144

light turret Dec 31, 2025, 3:28 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 31, 2025, 3:28 AM

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x3mblez

You dabbed on the haters and got Cash 259

ocean hearth Dec 31, 2025, 5:09 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 31, 2025, 5:09 AM

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jack_marston13

You hooked up with a couple of guys for Cash 352

ocean hearth Dec 31, 2025, 5:09 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 31, 2025, 5:09 AM

#

jack_marston13

You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for Cash 58.

vale mason Dec 31, 2025, 5:28 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 31, 2025, 5:28 AM

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dietmrpepper

You pickpocket a candy person for Cash 462

brittle bone Dec 31, 2025, 7:12 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 31, 2025, 7:12 AM

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__janex__1

You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got Cash 64.

brittle bone Dec 31, 2025, 7:12 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 31, 2025, 7:12 AM

#

__janex__1

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iron pendant Dec 31, 2025, 7:26 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 31, 2025, 7:26 AM

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miraak10

You work as a head receiver and earn Cash 52

iron pendant Dec 31, 2025, 7:26 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 31, 2025, 7:26 AM

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miraak10

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iron pendant Dec 31, 2025, 7:26 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 31, 2025, 7:26 AM

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miraak10

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ocean hearth Dec 31, 2025, 7:45 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 31, 2025, 7:45 AM

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jack_marston13

You suggest something good and get rewarded Cash 88

ocean hearth Dec 31, 2025, 7:45 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 31, 2025, 7:45 AM

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jack_marston13

Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra Cash 114.

ocean hearth Dec 31, 2025, 7:45 AM

#

Oops

vestal delta Dec 31, 2025, 7:49 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 31, 2025, 7:49 AM

#

krissyscute

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ocean hearth Dec 31, 2025, 7:51 AM

#

I’m broke

rapid ginkgo Dec 31, 2025, 9:41 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 31, 2025, 9:41 AM

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pikkie0605_94464

You were caught hacking into someone's computer and have been fined Cash 239.

pulsar saddle Dec 31, 2025, 10:55 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 31, 2025, 10:55 AM

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hkaska23

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pulsar saddle Dec 31, 2025, 10:55 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 31, 2025, 10:55 AM

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hkaska23

You choked on a Twinkie and had to pay a hospital fine of Cash 0.

stable marsh Dec 31, 2025, 1:40 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 31, 2025, 1:40 PM

#

noot_nootxd

You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you Cash 93

stable marsh Dec 31, 2025, 1:41 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 31, 2025, 1:41 PM

#

noot_nootxd

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stable marsh Dec 31, 2025, 1:41 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 31, 2025, 1:41 PM

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noot_nootxd

You hooked up with a couple of guys for Cash 280

cobalt tartan Dec 31, 2025, 1:51 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 31, 2025, 1:51 PM

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halrirae

You do some work around the house for Cash 92

brittle bone Dec 31, 2025, 2:04 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 31, 2025, 2:04 PM

#

__janex__1

You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain Cash 56

brittle bone Dec 31, 2025, 2:04 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 31, 2025, 2:04 PM

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__janex__1

Your pimp gives you an extra Cash 192

brittle bone Dec 31, 2025, 3:38 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 31, 2025, 3:38 PM

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__janex__1

You work as a serial murderer... and earn Cash 79

brittle bone Dec 31, 2025, 3:39 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 31, 2025, 3:39 PM

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__janex__1

You whip it out and manage to rake in Cash 275

cobalt tartan Dec 31, 2025, 3:58 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 31, 2025, 3:58 PM

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halrirae

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sick schooner Dec 31, 2025, 4:21 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 31, 2025, 4:21 PM

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lilyis1

You work as a vibration consultant and earn Cash 79

sick schooner Dec 31, 2025, 4:21 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 31, 2025, 4:21 PM

#

lilyis1

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you Cash 341 to stop because that's weird.

sick schooner Dec 31, 2025, 4:21 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 31, 2025, 4:21 PM

#

lilyis1

You successfully complete a heist and earn Cash 506!

light turret Dec 31, 2025, 4:25 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 31, 2025, 4:25 PM

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x3mblez

You work as a sandcastle builder and earn Cash 72

light turret Dec 31, 2025, 4:25 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 31, 2025, 4:25 PM

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x3mblez

Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back Cash 294 to dodge death.

light turret Dec 31, 2025, 4:25 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 31, 2025, 4:25 PM

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x3mblez

You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you Cash 185.

light turret Dec 31, 2025, 4:50 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 31, 2025, 4:50 PM

#

x3mblez

You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you Cash 86.

cobalt tartan Dec 31, 2025, 5:38 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 31, 2025, 5:38 PM

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halrirae

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 31, 2025, 6:13 PM

#

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You work hard all day and your boss pays you Cash 51 after the pizzeria closes down.

light turret Dec 31, 2025, 7:18 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 31, 2025, 7:18 PM

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x3mblez

You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid Cash 77!

sturdy plume Dec 31, 2025, 7:18 PM

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Mihn

#

Man I hate nggrs

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poshonor

light turret Dec 31, 2025, 7:27 PM

#

Uh

silent galeBOT Dec 31, 2025, 7:40 PM

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h0rrorbus1ness

You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and Cash 80. Good job.

#

h0rrorbus1ness

You were caught feeding pigeons in a no-feeding zone and have been fined Cash 647.

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h0rrorbus1ness

Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you Cash 222!

daring pecan Dec 31, 2025, 9:48 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 31, 2025, 9:48 PM

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xiaow1

You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got Cash 100.

ocean hearth Dec 31, 2025, 10:16 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 31, 2025, 10:16 PM

#

jack_marston13

You did some social work for a good cause ! You received Cash 64 for your contributions !

lyric oak Jan 1, 2026, 12:27 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 1, 2026, 12:27 AM

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skulix

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lyric oak Jan 1, 2026, 12:28 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 1, 2026, 12:28 AM

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skulix

You work at the strip club and earn Cash 223.

lyric oak Jan 1, 2026, 12:29 AM

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/gamble

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/shop

cobalt tartan Jan 1, 2026, 12:59 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 1, 2026, 12:59 AM

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halrirae

You repair the lights and receive Cash 91

sacred jungle Jan 1, 2026, 2:05 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 1, 2026, 2:05 AM

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h0rrorbus1ness

A drone drops off your mysterious package and you sell it for Cash 346

sacred jungle Jan 1, 2026, 2:05 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 1, 2026, 2:05 AM

#

h0rrorbus1ness

You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for Cash 51.

sacred jungle Jan 1, 2026, 2:05 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 1, 2026, 2:05 AM

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h0rrorbus1ness

You shake what your momma gave you for Cash 347.

light turret Jan 1, 2026, 2:19 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 1, 2026, 2:19 AM

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x3mblez

You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make Cash 51 for your lack of effort.

light turret Jan 1, 2026, 2:46 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 1, 2026, 2:46 AM

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x3mblez

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stable marsh Jan 1, 2026, 2:59 AM

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/Work

silent galeBOT Jan 1, 2026, 2:59 AM

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noot_nootxd

Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn Cash 56, despite you keep Googling all your problems.

stable marsh Jan 1, 2026, 3:00 AM

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/Slut

silent galeBOT Jan 1, 2026, 3:00 AM

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noot_nootxd

You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you Cash 346 for your services.

stable marsh Jan 1, 2026, 3:00 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 1, 2026, 3:00 AM

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noot_nootxd

You find a trading vulnerability in a game and duplicate inventory for which you sell and earn Cash 323

hoary spindle Jan 1, 2026, 3:36 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 1, 2026, 3:36 AM

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krivane

You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid Cash 83.

hoary spindle Jan 1, 2026, 3:37 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 1, 2026, 3:37 AM

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krivane

You were caught texting while driving and have been fined Cash 525.

hoary spindle Jan 1, 2026, 3:37 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 1, 2026, 3:37 AM

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krivane

You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole Cash 124.

brittle bone Jan 1, 2026, 7:21 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 1, 2026, 7:21 AM

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__janex__1

You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn Cash 56

brittle bone Jan 1, 2026, 7:21 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 1, 2026, 7:21 AM

#

__janex__1

The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you Cash 335

brittle bone Jan 1, 2026, 9:58 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 1, 2026, 9:58 AM

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__janex__1

You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have Cash 294

hoary spindle Jan 1, 2026, 2:41 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 1, 2026, 2:41 PM

#

krivane

After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you Cash 61, as it was originally their job

hoary spindle Jan 1, 2026, 2:41 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 1, 2026, 2:41 PM

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krivane

You trip on a banana on your getaway, and get busted for Cash 525!

hoary spindle Jan 1, 2026, 2:41 PM

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/slit

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 1, 2026, 2:41 PM

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krivane

You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole Cash 160.

cobalt tartan Jan 1, 2026, 2:46 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 1, 2026, 2:46 PM

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halrirae

You sell bananas for Cash 59

cobalt tartan Jan 1, 2026, 3:37 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 1, 2026, 3:37 PM

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halrirae

You drive women to the store for Cash 61

north fjord Jan 1, 2026, 4:09 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 1, 2026, 4:09 PM

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you.cam.notbeserious

You rub a random stranger's ass and gain Cash 279!

north fjord Jan 1, 2026, 4:09 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 1, 2026, 4:09 PM

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you.cam.notbeserious

You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make Cash 53

brittle bone Jan 1, 2026, 4:37 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 1, 2026, 4:37 PM

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__janex__1

You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make Cash 82.

brittle bone Jan 1, 2026, 4:37 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 1, 2026, 4:37 PM

#

__janex__1

The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you Cash 256

worldly folio Jan 1, 2026, 7:51 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 1, 2026, 7:51 PM

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dutchiemaboah

You get paid Cash 242 for crossdressing

worldly folio Jan 1, 2026, 7:51 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 1, 2026, 7:51 PM

#

dutchiemaboah

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light turret Jan 1, 2026, 10:59 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 1, 2026, 10:59 PM

#

x3mblez

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light turret Jan 1, 2026, 10:59 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 1, 2026, 10:59 PM

#

x3mblez

You rob a wild bank and manage to steal Cash 314

frosty shale Jan 2, 2026, 12:50 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2026, 12:50 AM

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dr.jfisher

You work as a pumpkin picker Cash 90

frosty shale Jan 2, 2026, 12:50 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2026, 12:50 AM

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dr.jfisher

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frosty shale Jan 2, 2026, 12:50 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2026, 12:50 AM

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dr.jfisher

You make a profit selling catnip on the streets, and get Cash 460.

frosty shale Jan 2, 2026, 12:50 AM

#

And Lady Luck rests her willing hand upon my shoulder

light turret Jan 2, 2026, 1:26 AM

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/woel

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2026, 1:27 AM

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x3mblez

You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make Cash 53 for your entertaining bedtime stories.

sleek bronze Jan 2, 2026, 2:11 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2026, 2:11 AM

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vchuckv

You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid Cash 82 for doing it

torn elbow Jan 2, 2026, 2:24 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2026, 2:24 AM

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miggie_88

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torn elbow Jan 2, 2026, 2:24 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2026, 2:24 AM

#

miggie_88

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.

willow isle Jan 2, 2026, 4:01 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2026, 4:01 AM

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almostkrab

You were caught throwing litter out of your car window and have been fined Cash 298.

willow isle Jan 2, 2026, 4:01 AM

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/balance

iron sequoia Jan 2, 2026, 4:03 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2026, 4:03 AM

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cheezecurdz12

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iron sequoia Jan 2, 2026, 4:03 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2026, 4:03 AM

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cheezecurdz12

You work as the president and earn Cash 90

iron sequoia Jan 2, 2026, 4:03 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2026, 4:03 AM

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cheezecurdz12

You were caught using a stolen credit card to buy things online and have been fined Cash 399.

iron sequoia Jan 2, 2026, 4:03 AM

#

NOO

cobalt tartan Jan 2, 2026, 8:09 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2026, 8:09 AM

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halrirae

You work as a professional worker and earn Cash 55.

brittle bone Jan 2, 2026, 8:12 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2026, 8:12 AM

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__janex__1

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brittle bone Jan 2, 2026, 8:12 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2026, 8:12 AM

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__janex__1

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jagged trail Jan 2, 2026, 8:20 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2026, 8:20 AM

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darkhumorlover1203

You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive Cash 85

jagged trail Jan 2, 2026, 9:31 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2026, 9:31 AM

#

darkhumorlover1203

You get a commission request, the payment is Cash 69.

jagged trail Jan 2, 2026, 9:33 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2026, 9:33 AM

#

darkhumorlover1203

You work as a lubricant tester and earn Cash 238.

jagged trail Jan 2, 2026, 9:33 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2026, 9:33 AM

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darkhumorlover1203

You were caught stealing a bike and have been fined Cash 519.

jagged trail Jan 2, 2026, 9:33 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2026, 9:33 AM

#

darkhumorlover1203

stopwatch You cannot work for 7 minutes and 58 seconds.

jagged trail Jan 2, 2026, 10:16 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2026, 10:16 AM

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darkhumorlover1203

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jagged trail Jan 2, 2026, 10:27 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2026, 10:27 AM

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darkhumorlover1203

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jagged trail Jan 2, 2026, 10:37 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2026, 10:37 AM

#

darkhumorlover1203

You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive Cash 58

jagged trail Jan 2, 2026, 10:48 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2026, 10:48 AM

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darkhumorlover1203

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2026, 11:18 AM

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__janex__1

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brittle bone Jan 2, 2026, 11:18 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2026, 11:18 AM

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__janex__1

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calm aurora Jan 2, 2026, 12:41 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2026, 12:41 PM

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harryz24

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/slut

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harryz24

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2026, 2:49 PM

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__janex__1

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brittle bone Jan 2, 2026, 2:49 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2026, 2:49 PM

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__janex__1

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2026, 6:04 PM

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harryz24

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calm aurora Jan 2, 2026, 6:04 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2026, 6:04 PM

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harryz24

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2026, 6:32 PM

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h0rrorbus1ness

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sacred jungle Jan 2, 2026, 6:32 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2026, 6:32 PM

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h0rrorbus1ness

You go down on that rich kid and earn Cash 307

sacred jungle Jan 2, 2026, 6:32 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2026, 6:32 PM

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h0rrorbus1ness

You rob a drug dealer and gain Cash 352

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vchuckv

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light turret Jan 2, 2026, 7:15 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2026, 7:15 PM

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x3mblez

You work as a model and earn Cash 80

light turret Jan 2, 2026, 7:15 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2026, 7:15 PM

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x3mblez

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light turret Jan 2, 2026, 7:15 PM

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😡

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2026, 7:16 PM

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x3mblez

You do a good deepthroating and earn Cash 155 from the client

topaz geyser Jan 2, 2026, 7:28 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2026, 7:28 PM

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turbodiesell_18978

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topaz geyser Jan 2, 2026, 7:29 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2026, 7:29 PM

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turbodiesell_18978

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 17 seconds.

topaz geyser Jan 2, 2026, 7:29 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2026, 7:29 PM

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turbodiesell_18978

You steal a famous musician's guitar and sell it to a fan for Cash 606

topaz geyser Jan 2, 2026, 7:31 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2026, 7:31 PM

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turbodiesell_18978

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light turret Jan 2, 2026, 9:55 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2026, 9:55 PM

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x3mblez

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cobalt tartan Jan 3, 2026, 12:27 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2026, 12:27 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2026, 1:12 AM

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prime jungle Jan 3, 2026, 1:12 AM

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/work

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colin0622

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.

prime jungle Jan 3, 2026, 1:12 AM

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That’s how this works

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/work

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stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 3 seconds.

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/work

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silent gale

Ig bro

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/work

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stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 11 seconds.

dapper spindle Jan 3, 2026, 3:36 AM

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/slut

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dapper spindle Jan 3, 2026, 3:36 AM

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/work

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dapper spindle Jan 3, 2026, 3:37 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2026, 3:37 AM

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cowboyylvrr

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dapper spindle Jan 3, 2026, 3:37 AM

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/work

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halrirae

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novel grove Jan 3, 2026, 6:49 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2026, 6:49 AM

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moonur777

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brittle bone Jan 3, 2026, 7:46 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2026, 7:46 AM

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__janex__1

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brittle bone Jan 3, 2026, 7:46 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2026, 7:46 AM

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__janex__1

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dapper spindle Jan 3, 2026, 10:51 AM

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/work

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cowboyylvrr

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dapper spindle Jan 3, 2026, 10:51 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2026, 10:51 AM

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cowboyylvrr

You get hired to take it hard for the night for Cash 390!

dapper spindle Jan 3, 2026, 10:52 AM

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/crime

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cowboyylvrr

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/worl

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2026, 11:05 AM

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__janex__1

You repair the arcade machines and receive Cash 59

brittle bone Jan 3, 2026, 11:05 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2026, 11:05 AM

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__janex__1

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brittle bone Jan 3, 2026, 11:05 AM

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Kurwa

cobalt tartan Jan 3, 2026, 2:08 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2026, 2:08 PM

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halrirae

You shine people's shoes in class and they give you Cash 65.

brittle bone Jan 3, 2026, 3:20 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2026, 3:20 PM

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__janex__1

You found an extra Cash 375 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all

brittle bone Jan 3, 2026, 3:20 PM

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/worl

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2026, 3:20 PM

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__janex__1

You work as a head receiver and earn Cash 90

ashen igloo Jan 3, 2026, 5:21 PM

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/ work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2026, 5:21 PM

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rorhymes007

You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid Cash 88

light turret Jan 3, 2026, 5:58 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2026, 5:58 PM

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x3mblez

You were farming and earned Cash 64

light turret Jan 3, 2026, 5:58 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2026, 5:58 PM

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x3mblez

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light turret Jan 3, 2026, 5:58 PM

#

GRRR

clear berry Jan 3, 2026, 6:09 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2026, 6:09 PM

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garyciv23

You work as the namer of clouds and earn Cash 62

clear berry Jan 3, 2026, 6:10 PM

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silent gale

#8

jagged trail Jan 3, 2026, 6:43 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2026, 6:43 PM

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darkhumorlover1203

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shadow fiber Jan 3, 2026, 7:20 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2026, 7:20 PM

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masterturkey1234

You rob an orphanage for Cash 572

shadow fiber Jan 3, 2026, 7:20 PM

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/work

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masterturkey1234

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shadow fiber Jan 3, 2026, 7:20 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2026, 7:20 PM

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masterturkey1234

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grave stag Jan 3, 2026, 7:43 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2026, 7:43 PM

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mertatietot

You work as the president and earn Cash 77

grave stag Jan 3, 2026, 7:44 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2026, 7:44 PM

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mertatietot

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ocean hearth Jan 3, 2026, 7:44 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2026, 7:44 PM

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jack_marston13

You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn Cash 68.

ocean hearth Jan 3, 2026, 7:44 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2026, 7:44 PM

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jack_marston13

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grave stag Jan 3, 2026, 7:44 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2026, 7:44 PM

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mertatietot

You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped Cash 238

grave stag Jan 3, 2026, 7:44 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2026, 7:44 PM

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mertatietot

You steal a police car and sell it on the black market for Cash 692

split obsidian Jan 3, 2026, 8:02 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2026, 8:02 PM

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the_all_mighty_duck

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split obsidian Jan 3, 2026, 8:02 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2026, 8:02 PM

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the_all_mighty_duck

You break into a bakery and steal all the bread, selling it to a group of pigeons for Cash 456

split obsidian Jan 3, 2026, 8:03 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2026, 8:03 PM

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the_all_mighty_duck

Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn Cash 135

jagged trail Jan 3, 2026, 8:14 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2026, 8:14 PM

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darkhumorlover1203

You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw Cash 103 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!

jagged trail Jan 3, 2026, 8:14 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2026, 8:14 PM

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darkhumorlover1203

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serene wasp Jan 3, 2026, 8:27 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2026, 8:27 PM

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glamrockimuki

You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make Cash 53 from ad revenue.

grave stag Jan 3, 2026, 9:27 PM

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/work

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mertatietot

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grave stag Jan 3, 2026, 9:27 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2026, 9:27 PM

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mertatietot

Target catches you stealing their goods and charges you Cash 456 of stolen merchandise

grave stag Jan 3, 2026, 9:27 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2026, 9:27 PM

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mertatietot

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round lodge Jan 3, 2026, 9:30 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2026, 9:30 PM

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yegor2

You get hired to take it hard for the night for Cash 325!

round lodge Jan 3, 2026, 9:30 PM

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what the fuck

grave stag Jan 3, 2026, 9:52 PM

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/slut

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mertatietot

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grave stag Jan 3, 2026, 9:52 PM

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/work

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mertatietot

You work as an engineer and earn Cash 99

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2026, 9:52 PM

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mertatietot

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light turret Jan 3, 2026, 10:01 PM

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/work

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x3mblez

You work as a streamer and gain Cash 100 from donations

light turret Jan 3, 2026, 10:01 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2026, 10:01 PM

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x3mblez

You robbed a church and made Cash 642.

frosty shale Jan 3, 2026, 10:53 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2026, 10:53 PM

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dr.jfisher

You put your nose to the grindstone and earned Cash 50.

frosty shale Jan 3, 2026, 10:53 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2026, 10:53 PM

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dr.jfisher

You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you Cash 274 after.

frosty shale Jan 3, 2026, 10:53 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2026, 10:53 PM

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dr.jfisher

You work for a hacking association and earn Cash 308

frosty shale Jan 3, 2026, 10:59 PM

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/rob

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2026, 10:59 PM

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dr.jfisher

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Usage:
rob <user>

fast urchin Jan 4, 2026, 1:23 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 1:23 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 2:05 AM

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You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make Cash 69.

cursive nest Jan 4, 2026, 2:05 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 2:05 AM

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/slut

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/work

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mertatietot

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/crime

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mertatietot

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/slut

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mertatietot

You get hired to take it hard for the night for Cash 400!

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/work

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x3mblez

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/work

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light turret Jan 4, 2026, 5:18 AM

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/worl

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 5:18 AM

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x3mblez

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/work

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x3mblez

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/slut

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mertatietot

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/work

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grave stag Jan 4, 2026, 7:29 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 7:29 AM

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mertatietot

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/work

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x3mblez

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 7:55 AM

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x3mblez

You tried to cheat at a casino and have been fined Cash 629.

light turret Jan 4, 2026, 7:55 AM

#

Grrr

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/slut

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x3mblez

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severe rover Jan 4, 2026, 8:53 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 8:53 AM

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You sell naked photos of yourself online for Cash 370.

old flax Jan 4, 2026, 9:02 AM

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/work

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dapper spindle Jan 4, 2026, 9:25 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 9:25 AM

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cowboyylvrr

You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of Cash 284!

dapper spindle Jan 4, 2026, 9:26 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 9:26 AM

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cowboyylvrr

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dapper spindle Jan 4, 2026, 9:26 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 9:26 AM

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cowboyylvrr

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AOOO

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/work

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rorhymes007

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ashen igloo Jan 4, 2026, 9:56 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 9:56 AM

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rorhymes007

You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was Cash 298.

ashen igloo Jan 4, 2026, 9:56 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 9:56 AM

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rorhymes007

You drop all the money from the heist, good going. You also get arrested and fined Cash 531.

ashen igloo Jan 4, 2026, 9:56 AM

#

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brittle bone Jan 4, 2026, 10:15 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 10:15 AM

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__janex__1

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brittle bone Jan 4, 2026, 10:15 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 10:15 AM

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__janex__1

You rub a random stranger's ass and gain Cash 290!

split obsidian Jan 4, 2026, 11:00 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 11:00 AM

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the_all_mighty_duck

You work as a help desk technician and earn Cash 98

split obsidian Jan 4, 2026, 11:00 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 11:00 AM

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the_all_mighty_duck

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split obsidian Jan 4, 2026, 11:00 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 11:00 AM

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the_all_mighty_duck

The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you Cash 258

grave stag Jan 4, 2026, 11:00 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 11:00 AM

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mertatietot

You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get Cash 94 for all your items.

grave stag Jan 4, 2026, 11:00 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 11:00 AM

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mertatietot

You went to rob a bank and failed miserably, although you did escape the cops and made it back to your apartment. You found Cash 692 on the ground in the parking lot.

grave stag Jan 4, 2026, 11:00 AM

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/slut

#

/slur

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 11:00 AM

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mertatietot

You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of Cash 385

grave stag Jan 4, 2026, 11:12 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 11:12 AM

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mertatietot

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grave stag Jan 4, 2026, 11:12 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 11:12 AM

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mertatietot

You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make Cash 53

calm aurora Jan 4, 2026, 11:26 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 11:26 AM

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harryz24

You make a profit selling catnip on the streets, and get Cash 661.

calm aurora Jan 4, 2026, 11:26 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 11:26 AM

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harryz24

You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent Cash 106 on medical bills.

grave stag Jan 4, 2026, 11:38 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 11:38 AM

#

mertatietot

You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn Cash 87.

grave stag Jan 4, 2026, 11:38 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 11:38 AM

#

mertatietot

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 22 minutes and 22 seconds.

grave stag Jan 4, 2026, 11:39 AM

#

/rob @strong bronze

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 11:39 AM

#

mertatietot

xmark You were caught attempting to rob l0cal.shapeshifter, and have been fined Cash 439.

grave stag Jan 4, 2026, 11:39 AM

#

WHAT

#

/rob @strong bronze

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 11:39 AM

#

mertatietot

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.

grave stag Jan 4, 2026, 11:40 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 11:40 AM

#

mertatietot

stopwatch You cannot work for 7 minutes and 57 seconds.

split obsidian Jan 4, 2026, 11:40 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 11:40 AM

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the_all_mighty_duck

You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn Cash 100

split obsidian Jan 4, 2026, 11:40 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 11:40 AM

#

the_all_mighty_duck

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 19 minutes and 34 seconds.

split obsidian Jan 4, 2026, 11:40 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 11:40 AM

#

the_all_mighty_duck

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 19 minutes and 36 seconds.

indigo wind Jan 4, 2026, 12:06 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 12:06 PM

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benjieditz

You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have Cash 126

indigo wind Jan 4, 2026, 12:06 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 12:06 PM

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benjieditz

stopwatch You cannot work for 7 minutes and 5 seconds.

indigo wind Jan 4, 2026, 12:07 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 12:07 PM

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benjieditz

You steal candy from some schoolgirls and earn Cash 443

indigo wind Jan 4, 2026, 12:12 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 12:12 PM

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benjieditz

stopwatch You cannot work for 1 minute and 16 seconds.

indigo wind Jan 4, 2026, 12:12 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 12:12 PM

#

benjieditz

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 53 minutes and 51 seconds.

indigo wind Jan 4, 2026, 12:12 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 12:12 PM

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benjieditz

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 55 minutes and 26 seconds.

grave stag Jan 4, 2026, 12:12 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 12:12 PM

#

mertatietot

You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay Cash 235 for violating the stay-at-home order.

grave stag Jan 4, 2026, 12:12 PM

#

/cooldown

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 12:12 PM

#

mertatietot

xmark You do not have permission to use the set-cooldown command.
Missing: Manage server or Bot commander role

grave stag Jan 4, 2026, 12:12 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 12:12 PM

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mertatietot

You were caught driving a car with expired license plates and have been fined Cash 445.

glossy hare Jan 4, 2026, 12:29 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 12:29 PM

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justmehdi

You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned Cash 369

cobalt tartan Jan 4, 2026, 3:44 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 3:44 PM

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halrirae

You worked for the Police and earned Cash 81

fast urchin Jan 4, 2026, 4:00 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 4:00 PM

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windshear4cast

You work as a human statue and earn Cash 90

serene wasp Jan 4, 2026, 5:51 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 5:51 PM

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glamrockimuki

You work as a zoologist and earn Cash 91

serene wasp Jan 4, 2026, 5:51 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 5:51 PM

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glamrockimuki

Nerf guns don't work idiot. Fined Cash 521

shell sapphire Jan 4, 2026, 5:54 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 5:54 PM

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lolciaaa_

You work as an elevator mechanic and earn Cash 99

shell sapphire Jan 4, 2026, 5:54 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 5:54 PM

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lolciaaa_

Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra Cash 237.

shell sapphire Jan 4, 2026, 5:55 PM

#

/bal

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 5:58 PM

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lolciaaa_

stopwatch You cannot work for 5 minutes and 8 seconds.

strong bronze Jan 4, 2026, 6:15 PM

#

grave stag WHAT

AHAHA

shell sapphire Jan 4, 2026, 6:18 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 6:18 PM

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lolciaaa_

You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain Cash 64

light turret Jan 4, 2026, 6:22 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 6:22 PM

#

x3mblez

You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make Cash 68 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.

shell sapphire Jan 4, 2026, 6:32 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 6:32 PM

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lolciaaa_

You work as a streamer and gain Cash 51 from donations

light turret Jan 4, 2026, 6:57 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 6:57 PM

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x3mblez

You found Cash 50 lying on the floor in General Chat!

shell sapphire Jan 4, 2026, 6:58 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 6:58 PM

#

lolciaaa_

Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of Cash 64 😃

shell sapphire Jan 4, 2026, 6:58 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 6:58 PM

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lolciaaa_

You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined Cash 242.

shell sapphire Jan 4, 2026, 6:58 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 6:58 PM

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lolciaaa_

You steal a customer's lucky gold coin which you sell for Cash 295.

robust quest Jan 4, 2026, 8:43 PM

#

how do i remove money from my account ?

serene wasp Jan 4, 2026, 9:23 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 9:23 PM

#

glamrockimuki

You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of Cash 76.

light turret Jan 4, 2026, 10:53 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 10:53 PM

#

x3mblez

You're an expert in conspiracy theories and spend your days spreading wild stories on social media. You make Cash 92 from your gullible followers.

iron sequoia Jan 4, 2026, 11:08 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 11:08 PM

#

cheezecurdz12

You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make Cash 77 for your expertise in unicorn management.

stable marsh Jan 4, 2026, 11:30 PM

#

/Work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 11:30 PM

#

noot_nootxd

You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn Cash 88.

stable marsh Jan 4, 2026, 11:30 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 11:30 PM

#

noot_nootxd

After stealing memes you get tracked down by the meme god and mugged for Cash 256.

stable marsh Jan 4, 2026, 11:30 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 11:30 PM

#

noot_nootxd

You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received Cash 132 from the men.

bronze elm Jan 4, 2026, 11:37 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 11:37 PM

#

playboicarti_20

You were caught spray painting "free hugs" on a building and have been fined Cash 253.

bronze elm Jan 4, 2026, 11:37 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2026, 11:37 PM

#

playboicarti_20

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 53 seconds.

grave stag Jan 5, 2026, 12:48 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 12:48 AM

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mertatietot

You parked in a handicap spot without a permit and have been fined Cash 573.

grave stag Jan 5, 2026, 12:48 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 12:48 AM

#

mertatietot

You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn Cash 100.

grave stag Jan 5, 2026, 12:48 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 12:48 AM

#

mertatietot

Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined Cash 363.

strong bronze Jan 5, 2026, 12:59 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 12:59 AM

#

l0cal.shapeshifter

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you Cash 70

strong bronze Jan 5, 2026, 12:59 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 12:59 AM

#

l0cal.shapeshifter

Your used underwear was bought on eBay for Cash 253... yikes

strong bronze Jan 5, 2026, 1:00 AM

#

dayum

#

/rob @grave stag

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 1:01 AM

#

l0cal.shapeshifter

xmark You attempted to rob mertatietot, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

strong bronze Jan 5, 2026, 1:01 AM

#

HEL

#

no money..

grave stag Jan 5, 2026, 1:17 AM

#

g/slut

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 1:17 AM

#

mertatietot

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 30 minutes and 47 seconds.

grave stag Jan 5, 2026, 1:17 AM

#

strong bronze no money..

despoit ur money haha

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 1:18 AM

#

mertatietot

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 30 minutes and 26 seconds.

strong bronze Jan 5, 2026, 1:18 AM

#

grave stag despoit ur money haha

sybau

#

i hate you

grave stag Jan 5, 2026, 1:18 AM

#

im sorry

strong bronze Jan 5, 2026, 1:19 AM

#

no i'm kidding

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HEL

grave stag Jan 5, 2026, 1:19 AM

#

im sorry u don't KNOW how to DEPOSIT money.

strong bronze Jan 5, 2026, 1:19 AM

#

i've never played around here before 😭

grave stag Jan 5, 2026, 1:20 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 1:20 AM

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mertatietot

stopwatch You cannot work for 6 minutes and 32 seconds.

grave stag Jan 5, 2026, 1:25 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 1:25 AM

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mertatietot

stopwatch You cannot work for 1 minute and 48 seconds.

strong bronze Jan 5, 2026, 1:39 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 1:39 AM

#

l0cal.shapeshifter

You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make Cash 86 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.

strong bronze Jan 5, 2026, 1:40 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 1:40 AM

#

l0cal.shapeshifter

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 19 minutes and 53 seconds.

strong bronze Jan 5, 2026, 1:40 AM

#

awh

light turret Jan 5, 2026, 1:51 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 1:51 AM

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x3mblez

You worked as a businessman and earned Cash 58

light turret Jan 5, 2026, 1:51 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 1:51 AM

#

x3mblez

You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw Cash 168 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!

grave stag Jan 5, 2026, 2:04 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 2:04 AM

#

mertatietot

You work as an ear cleaner and earn Cash 50

grave stag Jan 5, 2026, 2:04 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 2:04 AM

#

mertatietot

You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of Cash 343.

grave stag Jan 5, 2026, 2:04 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 2:04 AM

#

mertatietot

You thought it was a good idea to rob a bank with a banana. They fined you Cash 670.

grave stag Jan 5, 2026, 2:05 AM

#

/withdraw 1000

sacred jungle Jan 5, 2026, 2:06 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 2:06 AM

#

h0rrorbus1ness

You receive a check of Cash 90 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.

sacred jungle Jan 5, 2026, 2:06 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 2:06 AM

#

h0rrorbus1ness

You were caught shoplifting. Pay a fine of Cash 637

sacred jungle Jan 5, 2026, 2:06 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 2:06 AM

#

h0rrorbus1ness

You licked SpongeBob's feet for Cash 285!

grave stag Jan 5, 2026, 2:07 AM

#

/rob @sacred jungle

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 2:07 AM

#

mertatietot

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 9 minutes.

grave stag Jan 5, 2026, 2:07 AM

#

yo

sacred jungle Jan 5, 2026, 2:07 AM

#

HEY

grave stag Jan 5, 2026, 2:07 AM

#

/deposit all

sacred jungle Jan 5, 2026, 2:07 AM

#

/rob @grave stag

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 2:07 AM

#

h0rrorbus1ness

xmark You were caught attempting to rob mertatietot, and have been fined Cash 259.

sacred jungle Jan 5, 2026, 2:07 AM

#

Awh

grave stag Jan 5, 2026, 2:07 AM

#

HAHA

strong bronze Jan 5, 2026, 2:11 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 2:11 AM

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l0cal.shapeshifter

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives Cash 308

strong bronze Jan 5, 2026, 2:11 AM

#

dayum

pure tusk Jan 5, 2026, 2:35 AM

#

strong bronze dayum

What the hell

#

/rob

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 2:35 AM

#

hanzo8383.

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

serene wasp Jan 5, 2026, 2:46 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 2:46 AM

#

glamrockimuki

You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn Cash 70

iron sequoia Jan 5, 2026, 2:54 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 2:54 AM

#

cheezecurdz12

You clean off the chairs and get paid Cash 73

grave stag Jan 5, 2026, 3:30 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 3:30 AM

#

mertatietot

You made a great pun! Take this Cash 97.

grave stag Jan 5, 2026, 3:30 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 3:30 AM

#

mertatietot

You shake what your momma gave you for Cash 265.

sleek bronze Jan 5, 2026, 3:31 AM

#

/rob @strong bronze

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 3:31 AM

#

vchuckv

xmark You attempted to rob l0cal.shapeshifter, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

grave stag Jan 5, 2026, 3:31 AM

#

/rob @sacred jungle

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 3:31 AM

#

mertatietot

xmark You were caught attempting to rob h0rrorbus1ness, and have been fined Cash 492.

grave stag Jan 5, 2026, 3:32 AM

#

this means war, my friend

sacred jungle Jan 5, 2026, 3:32 AM

#

Haha

#

I have no money buddy watchu want to rob

#

/rob @grave stag

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 3:32 AM

#

h0rrorbus1ness

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 34 minutes and 52 seconds.

sacred jungle Jan 5, 2026, 3:32 AM

#

MMM

sleek bronze Jan 5, 2026, 3:33 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 3:33 AM

#

vchuckv

You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn Cash 389 and a sore ass.

grave stag Jan 5, 2026, 3:34 AM

#

silent gale

HUH

grave stag Jan 5, 2026, 3:34 AM

#

sacred jungle MMM

How about a treatie

#

you don't rob me, I dont rob you!

sacred jungle Jan 5, 2026, 3:36 AM

#

Hmmm hMMmM idk.. you're the one who's been robbing me first

#

🤔 🤔

serene wasp Jan 5, 2026, 4:03 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 4:03 AM

#

glamrockimuki

You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining Cash 67

serene wasp Jan 5, 2026, 4:09 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 4:09 AM

#

glamrockimuki

You do a heist on the EU bank for Cash 364

jagged trail Jan 5, 2026, 4:43 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 4:43 AM

#

darkhumorlover1203

You clean off the chairs and get paid Cash 61

jagged trail Jan 5, 2026, 5:24 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 5:24 AM

#

darkhumorlover1203

You work as a cross dresser model and earn Cash 73

jagged trail Jan 5, 2026, 5:25 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 5:25 AM

#

darkhumorlover1203

You were caught shoplifting a bag of chips and have been fined Cash 662.

jagged trail Jan 5, 2026, 5:25 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 5:25 AM

#

darkhumorlover1203

You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay Cash 140 for child support before disownment.

serene wasp Jan 5, 2026, 6:21 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 6:21 AM

#

glamrockimuki

You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make Cash 55 just for playing that song, so nice pick!

grave stag Jan 5, 2026, 11:18 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 11:18 AM

#

mertatietot

You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn Cash 53.

grave stag Jan 5, 2026, 11:18 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 11:18 AM

#

mertatietot

You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you Cash 231 after.

stable marsh Jan 5, 2026, 11:33 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 11:33 AM

#

noot_nootxd

You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn Cash 93

stable marsh Jan 5, 2026, 11:33 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 11:33 AM

#

noot_nootxd

You were caught stealing flowers from a public park and have been fined Cash 576.

stable marsh Jan 5, 2026, 11:33 AM

#

/slit

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 11:33 AM

#

noot_nootxd

You post nudes on the internet for Cash 164

hallow jungle Jan 5, 2026, 12:16 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 12:16 PM

#

aplee777x_77692

You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took Cash 310 from you.

hallow jungle Jan 5, 2026, 12:17 PM

#

/bal

indigo wind Jan 5, 2026, 1:14 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 1:14 PM

#

benjieditz

You got your daily dose of Vitamin D Cash 334 : D

indigo wind Jan 5, 2026, 1:14 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 1:14 PM

#

benjieditz

You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make Cash 76 for your lack of effort.

cobalt tartan Jan 5, 2026, 1:24 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 1:24 PM

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halrirae

You host a fine wine tasting event and get Cash 66

serene wasp Jan 5, 2026, 3:21 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 3:21 PM

#

glamrockimuki

You work as the head of elephants and earn Cash 64

pastel mason Jan 5, 2026, 3:32 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 3:32 PM

#

lakeside_paradise

While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found Cash 71!

pastel mason Jan 5, 2026, 3:32 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 3:32 PM

#

lakeside_paradise

You were caught stealing from your boss, so he stole Cash 271 from you!

pastel mason Jan 5, 2026, 3:32 PM

#

sigh

#

/rob

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 3:32 PM

#

lakeside_paradise

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

pastel mason Jan 5, 2026, 3:33 PM

#

Not risking that

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 3:33 PM

#

lakeside_paradise

Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra Cash 185.

pastel mason Jan 5, 2026, 3:33 PM

#

/deposit

shell sapphire Jan 5, 2026, 3:38 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 3:38 PM

#

lolciaaa_

You work as a water slide tester and earn Cash 60

shell sapphire Jan 5, 2026, 3:38 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 3:38 PM

#

lolciaaa_

In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you Cash 137 to fuck the girls inside.

grave stag Jan 5, 2026, 4:41 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 4:41 PM

#

mertatietot

Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes Cash 278, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.

grave stag Jan 5, 2026, 4:41 PM

#

/job

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 4:41 PM

#

mertatietot

You work as a professional cuddler and earn Cash 68

jovial robin Jan 5, 2026, 5:06 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 5:06 PM

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vreubani

You sell bananas for Cash 63

robust bay Jan 5, 2026, 5:29 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 5:29 PM

#

dreckskind1.

After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you Cash 76, as it was originally their job

robust bay Jan 5, 2026, 5:29 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 5:29 PM

#

dreckskind1.

You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost? Cash 343 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?

robust bay Jan 5, 2026, 5:29 PM

#

pff

brittle bone Jan 5, 2026, 5:49 PM

#

/worl

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 5:49 PM

#

__janex__1

You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you Cash 71

brittle bone Jan 5, 2026, 5:49 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 5:49 PM

#

__janex__1

Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay Cash 186 for surgery.

brittle bone Jan 5, 2026, 5:49 PM

#

Kurwa mać

ocean hearth Jan 5, 2026, 6:36 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 6:36 PM

#

sh3r1ff._

You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn Cash 93

ocean hearth Jan 5, 2026, 6:36 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2026, 6:36 PM

#

sh3r1ff._

You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you Cash 252 in return!

sacred jungle Jan 5, 2026, 6:38 PM

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/work

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/crime

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/slut

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/slut

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/work

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/slut

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/dep all

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/work

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/work

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/slut

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/work

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