Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
98 .
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Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
98 .
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
176 and a sore ass.
/slut
Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes
204.
/work
You worked overtime for
79
/crime
Find some weed and sell it for
449
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
331
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
76.
/work
You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
87
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 44 seconds.
/crime
You walk down the street and find someone beating up an old man...so you decided to join in on the fun and get
433 from the man's wallet.
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
373.
/rob <Jack Marston>
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob <user>
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob Jack Marston
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - 4r.ru
2 - ruwqeir
3 - going_insane._.
4 - marston_15
5 - roiyarusodotoritsuku6496
6 - 3janas
7 - .jjben
8 - jackmarston2937
9 - daod_dadw
10 - jackmarston501
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You attempted to rob going_insane._., but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 45 seconds.
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
91. Good job!
/crime
You stole the fancy umbrella toothpick from the bar. You were fined
310
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
364 and maybe chlamydia.
/rob Halrirae
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 36 minutes and 56 seconds.
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
98.
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
375 to stop because that's weird.
/crime
You were caught skipping school and have been fined
567.
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
153 from the client
/crime
You knock out a soccer mom in a fight for toilet paper. You got your toilet paper but you were fined
153 for offending the soccer mom.
/work
You work as the president and earn
88
/work
You walk dogs for
88.
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
100 from ad revenue.
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
234.
/crime
You drop all the money from the heist, good going. You also get arrested and fined
356.
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
87
/crime
You stole a package from your neighbour and sold it on the deep web for
336
/rob Toast
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - tiredcam87
2 - simon.cgn
3 - toast_32383
4 - ltmrtoast
5 - milkytoast_
6 - iatetoast_
7 - toast2315
8 - toasties_
9 - toooaast
10 - zanderstoast
/rob toastybred420
Cancelled command.
You were caught attempting to rob toastybred420, and have been fined
386.
/slut
You fucked up, and have been fined
167
/bal
/work
You take part in a medical research study and get paid
77 for your participation.
You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs
77
/crime
You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost
0.
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
83!
/slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
127!
/crime
You got caught spray painting graffiti on a public building and have been fined
617.
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
53
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
91
/work
You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make
99 for your vivid imagination.
You work at the strip club and earn
134.
/crime
You pour rain water into bottles, claiming that it's Holy water, and sell them for
433
/balance
/crime
You stole the fancy umbrella toothpick from the bar. You were fined
200
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
52
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
88
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
81!
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
69
/crime
You were caught driving under the influence of alcohol and have been fined
531.
You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost
141.
/slut
You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a
397 fine!
/crime
Impersonating a banker was a bad move. You've been fined
448
Should have stayed with honest work
/work
You work as an egg and earn
56
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
199
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
88
/slut
You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a
118 fine!
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.
/crime
You aren't very sneaky, are you? You lost
645
damn
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
63
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
100
/crime
You dress up as a clown and rob a bank, managing to escape with
318
/bal
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
263
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
95
/crime
You have been caught helping your neighbour steal from the local bank, and got fined
273
/work shift
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
82
/slut
Your condom supply runs out and you pay
180 to restock.
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
385 at you.
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
97
/SLUT
Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose
362.
/crime
You got caught by the FBI trying to get a free Minecraft account. You've been sent to jail and fined
321!
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
94
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
84
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 42 seconds.
/crime
You steal
279 from a child and (narrowly) escape.
/slut
You fucked a traffic cone and found
334 inside it
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
65 for your hard work
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 28 seconds.
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
90.
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
327 in one night.
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 6 seconds.
/work
You got featured and won
67
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
262 in total.
/crime
You stole Justin Bieber's wallet and found
287 in it.
/work
You receive a check of
95 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/slut
Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him
210.
/crime
You were caught using your phone in a movie theatre and have been fined
439.
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
98
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
57 worth of scrap.
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
67!
/crime
You try taking candy from a baby and get caught. You have been fined
291.
/work
You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make
93 for your vivid imagination.
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
271
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
67
/work
You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make
57 for your dedication to laziness.
/crime
You were caught with your pants down outside the cemetery, and have been given a
57 fine!
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
223
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
98
/crime
You stealthily pickpocket a nearby customer with
377 worth of silver coins.
/slut
You get paid
263 for crossdressing
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 44 seconds.
/slut
Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you
340
/crime
You did not even do anything wrong, yet you lost
491
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
147.
/crime
You walk down the street and find someone beating up an old man...so you decided to join in on the fun and get
523 from the man's wallet.
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
96
/balance
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
82 for doing his job.
/crime
You were caught illegally fishing and have been fined
282.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 45 seconds.
/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
116
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
62.
/slut
You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined
218.
/work
You dig around in your yard and gain
81
/crime
You were caught trying to take candy from a baby, and have been given a
600 fine.
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
337
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
395!
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
92.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
55.
/slut
You get paid
116 for crossdressing
/work
You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make
50 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
247 from the men.
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 41 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 13 minutes and 14 seconds.
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
78 worth of scrap.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
68
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.
/slut
Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John
134
/balance
/rob @digital sandal
You were caught attempting to rob _vanda., and have been fined
353.
Nice
/slut
You earn
371 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
68
/slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
147
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
76
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
345
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
97
/roulette
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 9 seconds.
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
383 for the good time.
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
81.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
79.
/slut
You have a good night out and earn
288.
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
52 off your performance.
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
60.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
312
/work
You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make
88 for your therapeutic skills.
/crime
You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of
88!
/slut
Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined
0
damn it
/slut
You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed
399.
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
61.
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
96.
/slut
You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost?
96 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?
/crime
Those weren't girl scout cookies, but hey you got
571
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
52 for helping them out.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 33 minutes and 4 seconds.
You cannot commit a crime for 33 minutes.
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
80 off of donations.
/crime
You see a man burying a dead body in the park. He pays you
328 to help him out.
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
394.
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
86
/slut
You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed
387.
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
71
/crime
You successfully rob a bank but get hit by a car as soon as you get outside. The driver of the car took
586 from you and left.
Ouch
/work
You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make
66 for your expertise in marine mammal training.
/balance
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
97
/slut
Nobody cares about you. You lost
335 trying to twerk.
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
52 was earned.
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
221
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
69
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
66.
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
243 for the good time.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 33 seconds.
/crime
You rob a squirrel of his nuts... and pawn them for
697
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 48 seconds.
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
59
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 49 minutes and 40 seconds.
You cannot commit a crime for 50 minutes.
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
61
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 13 minutes and 7 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 12 minutes and 26 seconds.
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
81
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
98
/slut
You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of
150.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
60
/crime
You steal someone's Halloween candy and give your friend half of it. He pays you
462
/work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
72.
/slut
You take it up the ass for
131
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
62
/slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
280
/crime
You loiter and are fined
695.
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
81 for doing his job.
/work
You sell bananas for
95
/crime
You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined
147.
/slut
The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with
0.
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
374.
/slut
Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged
341 for their medical fees.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
73.
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
281.
/crime
You steal money from your neighbour. While running away you lose
604 . Nobody cares about dirt though so they take their money back and leave without fining you.
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
88 from ad revenue.
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
329
/crime
You assassinate a high priority target. Your client pays you
528.
/rob @twilit niche
You robbed
72 from perturbabe.
/slut
One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid
0 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.
/crime
You did a crime and refuse to do the time. You lose
0.
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
68
Yay
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
132.
/work
You work as a model and earn
56
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
82
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
261 for the night.
/crime
Dude, you just duped, and got banned. Sorry you lose
411
/WORK
You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid
64 for sorting jelly beans by color.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 43 minutes and 54 seconds.
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
53.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
92
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
65
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
323.
/crime
You steal change from the homeless. You got
471
/crime
You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube, but someone catches you in the act. You lost
573 and the YouTube channel you worked so hard on. Good job, buddy.
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
84.
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
304
/slut
Your friend pays you
361 for you to worship her feet
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
71
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
84 for doing his job.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 37 minutes and 14 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 37 minutes and 1 second.
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
100
You whip it out and manage to rake in
258
You do a heist on the EU bank for
527
/work
You work as the president and earn
94
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
188.
/slut
Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John
30
/work
You are paid
85 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
375
/work
You got out of bed. Have
74
/crime
You attempt to rob a body builder, you get your ass kicked. Pay
277
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
287
/crime
You are hired by one of the admins to take out a server member. You were caught by the police and are fined
414
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
76
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
98 from a thrown out wallet.
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
76 off of donations.
/slut
You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay
169
/slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
189 in order to keep quiet about it.
/crime
You killed a man and liked it, you got
452
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
68 for your hard work
/crime
You steal a luxury yacht and sell it to a wealthy businessman for
644.
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
97
/slut
You have a good night out and earn
282.
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
68.
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
95
/slut
A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you
376 for having your junk out.
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
75 in your direction.
You earned
292 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
342
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
58
/work
You gave yourself
89 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/crime
You rob a squirrel of his nuts and pawn them for
697
/slut
You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined
269
/crime
You steal your neighbour's garden gnome and sell it on eBay for
421
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
244 for your services.
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
305
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
82
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
66
/crime
You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined
279.
/slut
Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay
399 for surgery.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 34 seconds.
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
155 in return!
/crime
You tried to steal some toilet paper, but got caught by the mob, you got fined
584 and lost all your toilet paper.
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
83 off your performance.
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
140!
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
97
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
97
/crime
Your rent is due. You send a check for
303.
/slut
One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid
361 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
85 stashed inside one of them.
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
67!
/slut
You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of
158.
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
70.
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
99!
/slut
You fucked a traffic cone and found
156 inside it
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
87
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 9 seconds.
/slut
You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you
373.
/crime
You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was
633
/work
You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make
98 for your expertise in marine mammal training.
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
52.
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
369
/crime
You robbed secret files from the FBI building. But your team was set up and you lost
676
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
102 for the night.
You robbed a bank and were caught during the police chase that followed. Your bail was set at
602.
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
65.
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
80 I think...
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
57 😃
/crime
You bombed Antarctica and received
272
/slut
She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her
366.
/crime
You hack into a dating app and blackmail users for
678
/slut
That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay
229 in hospital fees.
/work
You work as an egg and earn
60
/crime
You tried to rob a dolphin but the dolphin has cosmic powers. Get fined
296 for messing with the wrong dolphin!
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
400 to your Patreon
/dep all
/work
You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make
93.
/slut
Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John
324
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
65
/crime
You went to rob a bank and failed miserably, although you did escape the cops and made it back to your apartment. You found
572 on the ground in the parking lot.
/crime
You try to crash a wedding but are body slammed into the wedding cake. You pay
632 for the damage.
/work
You milk a cow for
61
/crime
You are caught impersonating a bot and get fined
458
/slut
You couldn't get it up and lost
0
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
331.
/crime
You tried to rob a dolphin but the dolphin has cosmic powers. Get fined
440 for messing with the wrong dolphin!
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
77.
/crime
You attempted to take a guy's wallet, but you grabbed his ass instead and was fined
698 for sexual assault
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
93.
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
178
/crime
You were caught stealing a bike and have been fined
307.
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
253.
Dude, you just duped, and got banned. Sorry you lose
542
/crime
You kidnap a citizen and take them hostage for
364
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
100, albeit reluctantly.
/slut
While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was
382, this sort of thing can never be fixed.
/rob @twilit niche
You robbed
319 from perturbabe.
Nice
💀
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
86 I think...
/work
You found
71 on the floor.
/crime
You tried stealing money from a cop, you were fined
271
/slut
You earn
258 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 53 minutes and 48 seconds.
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
249 and a sore ass.
/crime
You steal lamps for
295
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
77
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
65
/slut
Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost
283, have fun
/crime
After a night of drinking in the tavern, you are caught peeing in the tavern's water fountain in a drunken state. You were fined
489 but you really don't remember.
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
50.
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
70
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
64
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
76.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
/crime
You are caught impersonating a bot and get fined
334
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
178 and maybe chlamydia.
/work
You worked and gained
63
/work
56 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/work
You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid
59 for moving traffic cones on the road.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 48 seconds.
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
83
/crime
You tried to eat potatoes but they retaliated and stole
83 from you!
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
205 to stop because that's weird.
/work
You cannot work for 23 seconds.
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
95
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
82
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
62
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
65
/work
You develop games and earn
91.
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
94
/crime
Your SoundCloud DJ roommate plays his music at 120 DB until 5 am in the morning. In a seething blind rage, you kill him and sell his equipment for
268.
/slut
You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse,
304 went down your toilet
/work
You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make
55 for your unicorn whispering skills.
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
78 when you got back home
/crime
You stole the fancy umbrella toothpick from the bar. You were fined
78
/slut
Your friend pays you
229 for you to worship her feet
Ayyyy that's acc the best one I've gotten from this
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
318.
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
77
/crime
You hack into a bank account and transfer
438 to your own account
/work
You're the tooth fairy and spend your nights collecting teeth from children's pillows. You make
59 for your dedication to dental hygiene.
/crime
You were caught skipping school and have been fined
259.
/fish
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
76
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
63.
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
82
/slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
208!
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
55. Congrats!
/crime
You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of
498
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
182 to fuck the girls inside.
/crime
You were a hacker and stole Robux
304
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
94, as it was originally their job
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
73
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
110 for your hard work.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
98
/rob @twilit niche
You robbed
1,402 from perturbabe.
/work
You found
88 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 44 seconds.
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
60
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
99
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
65 for your contributions !
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
337, and you go ahead with it.
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
72
/work
You cannot work for 27 seconds.
/work
You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid
76 for sorting jelly beans by color.
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
77
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
51
/slut
You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to
338.
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
62
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
I DIDNT EVEN HAVE THST MUVH
Go to bed
No
I fixed my sleep schedule

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you
260 as a punishment because there's kids watching.
You take your dog for a walk and gain
92
You wrecked the car you borrowed from the High Rollers in the race. You owe them
674 in damages.
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
76.
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
86
/crime
You stealthily pickpocket a nearby customer with
512 worth of silver coins.
/slut
You take it up the ass for
268
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
52
/slut
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay
239 for violating the stay-at-home order.
/crime
During a drug deal with a notorious drug cartel, they jump the gun and take both your paid drugs and wallet. You lost
627
/work
You dig around in your yard and gain
72
/crime
You were caught trying to scam people, and have been given a
72 fine!
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
206
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
71.
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
77
/crime
You stole Justin Bieber's wallet and found
498 in it.
/slut
Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes
173 from you as compensation.
Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you
121 for public indecency.
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
68
/crime
During the escape, the police catch up with your gang and confiscate
153 from you.
/work
You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make
89 for your therapeutic skills.
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
363.
/crime
You killed a man and liked it, you got
591
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
84
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
309.
You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost
393.
Fuck you
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
75
/crime
You were caught vandalising a car and have been fined
75.
/slut
She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her
0.
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
62!
/slut
Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you
400 for public indecency.
/crime
You kidnaped a cat and took it hostage for
361
You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make
75.
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
87
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 56 seconds.
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
348
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
88
/crime
You were found in the Springfield Power Plant trying to make crack cocaine, you were fined
88
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your
0.
Dang
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
94 after the pizzeria closes down.
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
50 from a thrown out wallet.
/crime
You steal an apple from the market for
302
/slut
You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined
294.
/rob @twilit niche
You were caught attempting to rob perturbabe, and have been fined
527.
/work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
86
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
265
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, and have been given a
348 fine!
/rob @digital sandal
You attempted to rob _vanda., but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
71
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
223 for your hard work.
/crime
You steal a painting of a mustached man and sell it for
643.
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
215 in total.
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
199 in return!
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
75
/crime
You got caught trying to steal Robux and got a
274 fine.
/work
You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make
84.
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
89!
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
90
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
143!
/crime
While doing a friendly neighbourhood drug deal, the police rush in to arrest you. You were fined
233
damnit
/crime
You steal a famous chef's secret recipe book and sell it to a rival restaurant for
550.
/slut
You fucked up, and have been fined
280
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
57.
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
97
/crime
You got caught raiding and got fined
397
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
71
/slut
You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay
152 to fix your leg
/crime
You were caught smoking in a non-smoking area and have been fined
593.
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
81.
/work
You worked overtime for
68
/slut
Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay
176 for surgery.
/crime
You were caught poaching endangered wildlife and have been fined
324.
/crime
You were caught dumping trash illegally and have been fined
262.

/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
156 in return!
/crime
You robbed a bank and were caught during the police chase that followed. Your bail was set at
397.
/work
You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make
78 for your expertise in unicorn management.
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
96