back-room

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay 147 for surgery.

Reply #636271

[jagged trail]

/crime

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You were caught trying to rob an old lady, & got a forceful swipe with her stick, and have been given community service work and a 276 fine!

Reply #164

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You work all day at the factory 60

Reply #636549

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You work as the namer of clouds and earn 53

Reply #8

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money 80

Reply #636431

[jagged trail]

/slut

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned 333

Reply #636089

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain 99 though.

Reply #636392

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You cannot work for 27 seconds.

[digital sandal]

/rob @lofty prawn

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You robbed 680 from homohexual.

[stable marsh]

/rob

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[stable marsh]

/crime

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You sneak into a zoo and steal a penguin, selling it on the black market for 413

Reply #4910458

[stable marsh]

/work

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You host a fine wine tasting event and get 54

Reply #636087

[stable marsh]

/slit

/slut

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you 350 for the good time.

Reply #635911

[stable marsh]

DAMN

[umbral viper]

/work

[silent gale]

atahan1718

You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth 67.

Reply #4910431

[umbral viper]

/slut

[silent gale]

atahan1718

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find 355 on the way back to your ship.

Reply #635881

[umbral viper]

/work

[silent gale]

atahan1718

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 26 seconds.

[umbral viper]

Oh

/bal

[zealous horizon]

/work

[silent gale]

insomni4c._

You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid 83

Reply #636419

[zealous horizon]

/slut

[silent gale]

insomni4c._

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of 381, and you go ahead with it.

Reply #636421

[desert granite]

/slut

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you 132 for having your junk out.

Reply #636492

[desert granite]

/crime

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You have been fined 297 because you ate during work hours.

Reply #636146

[sick schooner]

/crime

[silent gale]

lilyis1

Dude, you just duped, and got banned. Sorry you lose 85

Reply #636393

[sick schooner]

/work

[silent gale]

lilyis1

You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for 61.

Reply #636303

[sick schooner]

/slut

[silent gale]

lilyis1

A girl fondles your boobs and you earn 327

Reply #635949

[lofty prawn]

/rob @hasty plover

[silent gale]

homohexual

You attempted to rob lets.start.mischief, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[lofty prawn]

ew

You spent all of it on rivals

[hasty plover]

Leave me and my money alone

[lofty prawn]

No 🥰

[grand thunder]

/slut

[silent gale]

flashs7

You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received 119 from the men.

Reply #636081

[grand thunder]

Yessir

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a professional cuddler and earn 94

Reply #33

[daring goblet]

/slut

[silent gale]

vladik068354

Damn! Those hips don't lie here's 258

Reply #635964

[daring goblet]

/dep all

[limber flare]

/slut

[silent gale]

billy_lemon1234

You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined 362

Reply #168

[summer meteor]

Ayo

[undone ginkgo]

/work

[silent gale]

rdrzenith

Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found 53

Reply #636554

[undone ginkgo]

/Crime

[silent gale]

rdrzenith

You steal a valuable book from a library and sell it to a collector for 665

Reply #4910482

[digital sandal]

/rob @twilit niche

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You robbed 16,268 from perturbabe.

[digital sandal]

Nice

[twilit niche]

[hardy heron]

/work

[silent gale]

v1ctorsteinghost

Taxes collected! You have gained 81

Reply #636506

[daring goblet]

/work

[silent gale]

vladik068354

You cannot work for 7 minutes and 19 seconds.

[hardy heron]

/slut

[silent gale]

v1ctorsteinghost

Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined 347

Reply #636037

[hardy heron]

Oof

[undone ginkgo]

/work

[silent gale]

rdrzenith

You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is 90

Reply #636014

[fickle ibex]

/work

[silent gale]

xxdean007xx

You work as a professional wine taster and earn 81.

Reply #636066

xxdean007xx

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 24 seconds.

[fathom haven]

/work

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You work as a bed warmer and earn 80

Reply #40

[fathom haven]

/crime

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

Your co-conspirator gives information to the police that gets you arrested. You are fined 80

Reply #636109

[fathom haven]

/rob @hardy heron

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You attempted to rob v1ctorsteinghost, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[hardy heron]

Nice try blue/green hair

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with 82

Reply #636439

[desert granite]

/slut

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You earn 177 for giving some succ (the good kind)

Reply #635878

[desert granite]

/Crime

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You work for a hacking association and earn 482

Reply #636207

[fickle ibex]

/crime

[silent gale]

xxdean007xx

You sell your kidney on the black market for 667

Reply #636125

[fickle ibex]

/work

[silent gale]

xxdean007xx

You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with 63

Reply #636439

[slow gust]

/work

[silent gale]

6161616161616161616161616161

You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly 97 was earned.

Reply #203821

[strong cipher]

/work

[silent gale]

pugpeng

You got featured and won 80

Reply #636295

[strong cipher]

/crime

[silent gale]

pugpeng

You did a crime and refuse to do the time. You lose 401.

Reply #636407

[strong cipher]

/slut

[silent gale]

pugpeng

You get paid 170 for crossdressing

Reply #635922

[strong cipher]

/rob @slow gust

[silent gale]

pugpeng

You robbed 1,080 from 6161616161616161616161616161.

[daring goblet]

/crime

[silent gale]

vladik068354

A box wobbles & falls from a delivery vehicle, landing right in front of you. Inside you find high-quality cigars. These are worth 629

Reply #635953

[jagged trail]

/slut

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you 357 in order to keep quiet about it.

Reply #636040

[jagged trail]

/crime

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You rob a McDonald's and take 405.

Reply #636251

[weak marsh]

/work

[silent gale]

flyonese_

You work as a professional sleeper and earn 51

Reply #42

[weak marsh]

/crime

[silent gale]

flyonese_

You rob a nearby corner store for 418

Reply #636194

[weak marsh]

/slut

[silent gale]

flyonese_

You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as 391!

Reply #204738

[weak marsh]

/rob

[silent gale]

flyonese_

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[weak marsh]

/rob @slow gust

[silent gale]

flyonese_

You attempted to rob 6161616161616161616161616161, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[slow gust]

nice try

[weak marsh]

Jump on rdo

[fresh pewter]

/work

[silent gale]

deathnugget69

You got cloned for science. You earned 65

Reply #635872

[undone ginkgo]

/work

[silent gale]

rdrzenith

Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain 62 though.

Reply #636392

[undone ginkgo]

/slut

[silent gale]

rdrzenith

You get 284 through donations on your cam stream.

Reply #636502

[undone ginkgo]

/work

[silent gale]

rdrzenith

You work as a street performer and earn 97

Reply #636362

[undone ginkgo]

/slut

[silent gale]

rdrzenith

You cannot be a slut for 30 minutes and 53 seconds.

[fickle ibex]

/slut

[silent gale]

xxdean007xx

You suck some toes and earn 380

Reply #636551

[fickle ibex]

/work

[silent gale]

xxdean007xx

You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make 56 just for playing that song, so nice pick!

Reply #636334

[fickle ibex]

/crime

[silent gale]

xxdean007xx

You steal a street sign and sell it to a collector for 484

Reply #4910462

[fickle ibex]

/crime

[silent gale]

xxdean007xx

You cannot commit a crime for 56 minutes and 56 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You find 96 randomly lying in the gutter

Reply #635890

[fickle ibex]

/work

[silent gale]

xxdean007xx

You work as a model and earn 51

Reply #18

[fickle ibex]

/slut

[silent gale]

xxdean007xx

You licked SpongeBob's feet for 373!

Reply #834979

[fickle ibex]

/crime

[silent gale]

xxdean007xx

You stole a Mi-24 Helicopter and sold it for 493 on the market

Reply #636514

[daring goblet]

/slut

[silent gale]

vladik068354

That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay 105 in hospital fees.

Reply #636268

[daring goblet]

/balance

[hidden flame]

/slut

[silent gale]

vincent__gabriel

You got your daily dose of Vitamin D 266 : D

Reply #635875

[sick schooner]

/slut

[silent gale]

lilyis1

You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received 144 from the men.

Reply #636081

[sick schooner]

/work

[silent gale]

lilyis1

You work as a professional wine taster and earn 54.

Reply #636066

[sick schooner]

/crime

[silent gale]

lilyis1

You got caught digging up dead memes and got a 0 fine.

Reply #636171

[daring goblet]

/crime

[silent gale]

vladik068354

You steal an orange and pawn it for 618.

Reply #636135

[fickle ibex]

/work

[silent gale]

xxdean007xx

You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in 90

Reply #636021

[fickle ibex]

/slut

[silent gale]

xxdean007xx

You go down on that rich kid and earn 324

Reply #635900

[fickle ibex]

/crime

[silent gale]

xxdean007xx

You have been caught stealing a box full of bunnies. You have been fined 404

Reply #636140

[strong cipher]

/work

[silent gale]

pugpeng

You worked at the office overtime for 76

Reply #636457

[strong cipher]

/crime

[silent gale]

pugpeng

You entered the Royal Palace and stole a precious diamond. You then sold it for 650

Reply #636154

[strong cipher]

/rob @fickle ibex

[silent gale]

pugpeng

You attempted to rob xxdean007xx, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[tight agate]

/slut

[silent gale]

ms._.c00l

You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with 130.

Reply #636368

[fickle ibex]

/rob Pugpeng

[silent gale]

xxdean007xx

You were caught attempting to rob pugpeng, and have been fined 654.

[tight agate]

/rob @fickle ibex

[silent gale]

ms._.c00l

You attempted to rob xxdean007xx, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[tight agate]

/work

[silent gale]

ms._.c00l

You worked as a businessman and earned 59

Reply #636360

[tight agate]

/crime

[silent gale]

ms._.c00l

You held a bus hostage and got paid 507

Reply #635972

[fickle ibex]

/crime

[silent gale]

xxdean007xx

You tried to sneak into a concert without a ticket and got caught. You have been fined 279.

Reply #4910494

[fickle ibex]

/work

[silent gale]

xxdean007xx

You got featured and won 61

Reply #636295

[fickle ibex]

/slut

[silent gale]

xxdean007xx

You hooked up with a couple of guys for 196

Reply #636313

[last oasis]

/slut

[silent gale]

xgmilkateam_official

You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received 364 from the men.

Reply #636081

[last oasis]

/rob @fickle ibex

[silent gale]

xgmilkateam_official

You attempted to rob xxdean007xx, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[last oasis]

/rob @strong cipher

[silent gale]

xgmilkateam_official

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.

[fickle ibex]

/work

[silent gale]

xxdean007xx

Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of 76

Reply #636378

[fickle ibex]

/slut

[silent gale]

xxdean007xx

You cannot be a slut for 15 minutes and 13 seconds.

[fickle ibex]

/crime

[silent gale]

xxdean007xx

You cannot commit a crime for 14 minutes and 53 seconds.

[hoary spindle]

/work

[silent gale]

krivane

You work as a cookie cutter and earn 69.

Reply #636055

[hoary spindle]

/crime

[silent gale]

krivane

You try to snipe someone, but get your calculations off, hitting a random guy next to your target, losing you 448 in payment for a cleaner.

Reply #636387

[hoary spindle]

/slut

[silent gale]

krivane

You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay 163

Reply #176

[spare oak]

/work

[silent gale]

ryevxns

You work as a professional cock fighter and earn 75

Reply #7083

[spare oak]

/work

[silent gale]

ryevxns

You cannot work for 7 minutes and 39 seconds.

[spare oak]

/crime

[silent gale]

ryevxns

You were caught smoking in a non-smoking area and have been fined 275.

Reply #4910502

[spare oak]

/slut

[silent gale]

ryevxns

You suck some toes and earn 160

Reply #636551

[fickle ibex]

/crime

[silent gale]

xxdean007xx

You were caught trying to assassinate an African drug lord, and have been given a 371 fine!

Reply #635897

[fickle ibex]

/work

[silent gale]

xxdean007xx

You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you 92

Reply #636333

[fickle ibex]

/slut

[silent gale]

xxdean007xx

While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was 386, this sort of thing can never be fixed.

Reply #636366

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make 69 for your dedication to laziness.

Reply #4910390

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made 59 off your performance.

Reply #834693

[jagged trail]

/slut

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned 259

Reply #635871

[jagged trail]

/crime

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

Don't tell anybody what you just did. Here is 286.

Reply #636162

[dapper spindle]

/crime

[silent gale]

pg_17x

You choked on a Twinkie and had to pay a hospital fine of 601.

Reply #635991

[dapper spindle]

bruh

/slut

[silent gale]

pg_17x

You become a pimp and earn 367!

Reply #636344

[dapper spindle]

/work

[silent gale]

pg_17x

You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly 84.

Reply #55461

[dapper spindle]

/slut

[silent gale]

pg_17x

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 38 seconds.

[dapper spindle]

/work

[silent gale]

pg_17x

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 43 seconds.

[dapper spindle]

mf.

/crime

[silent gale]

pg_17x

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 12 seconds.

[dapper spindle]

/rob @tight agate im sorry i need money

[silent gale]

pg_17x

Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[dapper spindle]

fuuuuckkkk

/rob @jagged trail

[silent gale]

pg_17x

You attempted to rob darkhumorlover1203, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[dapper spindle]

😭

/rob @tight agate

[silent gale]

pg_17x

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.

[dapper spindle]

bruh son im crine

[jagged trail]

/crime

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You were caught spray painting "free hugs" on a building and have been fined 501.

Reply #4910495

[jagged trail]

/slut

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you 281 in return!

Reply #635891

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid 95.

Reply #55462

[fickle ibex]

/slut

[silent gale]

xxdean007xx

You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned 237

Reply #635871

[fickle ibex]

/work

[silent gale]

xxdean007xx

You work as an Irish dancer and earn 80

Reply #14

[fickle ibex]

/crime

[silent gale]

xxdean007xx

You were caught not helping to commit the crime and instead sitting on your lazy ass talking about it on Discord and were ratted out for 659

Reply #635921

[strong cipher]

/work

[silent gale]

pugpeng

You sold fish sandwiches and earned 96 in profits

Reply #838133

[strong cipher]

/crime

[silent gale]

pugpeng

You held a bus hostage and got paid 412

Reply #635972

[strong cipher]

/slut

[silent gale]

pugpeng

A girl fondles your boobs and you earn 321

Reply #635949

[limber flare]

/slut

[tight agate]

Son I'm crine

[silent gale]

billy_lemon1234

You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you 301.

Reply #636404

[undone ginkgo]

/work

[silent gale]

rdrzenith

You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain 64

Reply #635919

[undone ginkgo]

/slut

[silent gale]

rdrzenith

You got your daily dose of Vitamin D 268 : D

Reply #635875

[hoary spindle]

/wirk

/work

[silent gale]

krivane

You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn 68

Reply #19

[hoary spindle]

/crime

[silent gale]

krivane

You hacked google and stole 301.

Reply #636184

[hoary spindle]

/slut

[silent gale]

krivane

Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in 208

Reply #81

[livid lance]

/crime

[silent gale]

jackie_8.8.8

You steal a fire hydrant and sell it to a scrap yard for 620

Reply #4910474

[livid lance]

/slut

[silent gale]

jackie_8.8.8

You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay 330 to get it repaired.

Reply #636005

[daring goblet]

/slut

[silent gale]

vladik068354

You rake in 217, but your butthole will never be the same...

Reply #635984

[strong cipher]

/crime

[silent gale]

pugpeng

Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldn’t stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost 524.

Reply #635961

[strong cipher]

/slut

[silent gale]

pugpeng

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives 163

Reply #635907

[strong cipher]

/work

[silent gale]

pugpeng

You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned 87.

Reply #636059

[limber flare]

/slut

[silent gale]

billy_lemon1234

You worked as a sperm donor and earned 383

Reply #838098

pugpeng

You attempted to rob billy_lemon1234, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[limber flare]

me and speed are wrong for laughing 😭😭😭

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a dog food taster and earn 90

Reply #34

[hidden flame]

/slut

[silent gale]

vincent__gabriel

You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay 361 for surgery.

Reply #636026

[daring goblet]

/work

[silent gale]

vladik068354

You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip 78.

Reply #635939

[daring goblet]

/crime

[silent gale]

vladik068354

You were caught not helping to commit the crime, and just sitting on your lazy ass on Discord.
For this you've been fined 444

Reply #172

[daring goblet]

/slut

[silent gale]

vladik068354

You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you 316 on your way out of the locker room.

Reply #636320

[jagged trail]

/slut

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and 357.

Reply #636478

[jagged trail]

/crime

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You break into a movie theatre and steal all the popcorn, which you sell to a group of hungry college students for 688.

Reply #4910513

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain 63 though.

Reply #636392

[oak acorn]

/work

[silent gale]

red_1889

You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found 98 on the floor.

Reply #636029

[oak acorn]

/slut

[silent gale]

red_1889

You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained 181 for your hard work.

Reply #636052

[jagged trail]

/slut

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you 379 to fuck the girls inside.

Reply #636365

[jagged trail]

/crime

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You got caught by the FBI trying to get a free Minecraft account. You've been sent to jail and fined 330!

Reply #635982

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You participate in a scientific study and earn 60 for your time and effort.

Reply #4910429

[desert granite]

/crime

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You steal a birds egg and sell it on the black market for 572

Reply #636118

[desert granite]

/slut

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You get 376 through donations on your cam stream.

Reply #636502

[jagged trail]

/slut

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost? 185 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?

Reply #838257

[jagged trail]

/crime

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You stepped on a Lego and couldn't continue, you've been fined 455

Reply #635995

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You work as a sandwich artist and earn 75

Reply #4

[jagged trail]

/slut

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You work as a lubricant tester and earn 366.

Reply #636054

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

Great job! You work as a professional professional and got 58

Reply #204081

[jagged trail]

/crime

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You break into a toy store and steal all the teddy bears, selling them on the black market for 645

Reply #4910476

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth 55.

Reply #636553

[jagged trail]

/dep all

[daring goblet]

/slut

[silent gale]

vladik068354

Your client found your legs legendary and paid you 189

Reply #635974

[daring goblet]

/crime

[silent gale]

vladik068354

You were caught vandalising a public restroom and have been fined 315.

Reply #4910505

[daring goblet]

/work

[silent gale]

vladik068354

You work as a sewer inspector and earn 66

Reply #51

[jagged trail]

/slut

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You rake in 203, but your butthole will never be the same...

Reply #635984

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you 73.

Reply #636482

[jagged trail]

/crime

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You travel back in time to before the Gold Rush began and take all the gold. You travel back to the present and trade it in for 539.

Reply #636545

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn 59

Reply #635869

[cinder radish]

/work

[silent gale]

slickgamer._49073

You worked for the Police and earned 86

Reply #636538

[cinder radish]

/slut

[silent gale]

slickgamer._49073

You sell naked photos of yourself online for 217.

Reply #636503

[cinder radish]

/crime

[silent gale]

slickgamer._49073

Local crime lords remember you still owe a debt to them. You are robbed at gunpoint and lose 654.

Reply #636252

[daring goblet]

/slut

[silent gale]

vladik068354

You work as a lubricant tester and earn 274.

Reply #636054

[daring goblet]

/crime

[silent gale]

vladik068354

You did a crime and got 372 from it :/

Reply #636435

[daring goblet]

/work

[silent gale]

vladik068354

You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning 58 as a reward.

Reply #4910426

[strong cipher]

/crime

[silent gale]

pugpeng

You robbed a Kwik-E Mart and cashed out with 617

Reply #636442

[strong cipher]

/work

[silent gale]

pugpeng

You are paid 56 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.

Reply #635989

[strong cipher]

/slut

[silent gale]

pugpeng

You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of 398

Reply #636070

[cinder radish]

/work

[silent gale]

slickgamer._49073

You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make 56 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.

Reply #4910403

[cinder radish]

/work

[silent gale]

slickgamer._49073

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 44 seconds.

[cinder radish]

10 minute cool down got it

/slut

[silent gale]

slickgamer._49073

You cannot be a slut for 14 minutes and 54 seconds.

[cinder radish]

For work anyway

/crime

[silent gale]

slickgamer._49073

You cannot commit a crime for 14 minutes and 50 seconds.

[nocturne apex]

/slut

[silent gale]

sixseveen.

The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with 0.

Reply #636465

[nocturne apex]

/crime

[silent gale]

sixseveen.

You were caught using a stolen credit card to buy things online and have been fined 0.

Reply #4910507

[nocturne apex]

What is ts bot bro

[low rover]

/crime

[silent gale]

elsicht_21828

You pose as a doctor and perform unnecessary surgeries, making 354 before being caught

Reply #4910465

[nocturne apex]

/gamble

[low rover]

/slut

[silent gale]

elsicht_21828

You do a good deepthroating and earn 305 from the client

Reply #636526

[low rover]

/gamble

[cinder radish]

/work

[silent gale]

slickgamer._49073

You were farming and earned 66

Reply #636436

[low rover]

/crime

[cinder radish]

/crime

[silent gale]

slickgamer._49073

You steal candy from some schoolgirls and earn 276

Reply #636226

elsicht_21828

You cannot commit a crime for 53 minutes and 37 seconds.

[low rover]

/slut

[silent gale]

elsicht_21828

You cannot be a slut for 53 minutes and 54 seconds.

[cinder radish]

/slut

[silent gale]

slickgamer._49073

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you 379.

Reply #635910

[low rover]

/work

[silent gale]

elsicht_21828

You take your cat for a walk and gain 82

Reply #636389

[low rover]

/work

[silent gale]

elsicht_21828

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 34 seconds.

[nocturne apex]

/slut

[silent gale]

sixseveen.

You cannot be a slut for 50 minutes and 24 seconds.

[nocturne apex]

/work

[silent gale]

sixseveen.

You cannot work for 7 minutes and 26 seconds.

[strong cipher]

/work

[silent gale]

pugpeng

You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you 62

Reply #636432

[strong cipher]

/slut

[silent gale]

pugpeng

You couldn't get it up and lost 313

Reply #635930

[strong cipher]

/crime

[silent gale]

pugpeng

You stepped on a Lego and couldn't continue, you've been fined 588

Reply #635995

[calm aurora]

/crime

[silent gale]

harryz24

As you exit your backyard, a dog from down the street bites your leg leaving you with deep cuts on your calf. You stumble with pain and kick the dog into your backyard before closing the gate. Later that day a Lost Dog poster is seen on the street offering a reward. You return the dog, only after receiving your 361 reward. He shouldn't have bit you on your own property.

Reply #635955

[calm aurora]

/slut

[silent gale]

harryz24

You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned 314

Reply #838124

[digital sandal]

/rob @twilit niche

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You robbed 54 from perturbabe.

[digital sandal]

Bruh

[twilit niche]

My money is stashed in a safe place

You won’t catch me

[jagged trail]

/slut

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and 303.

Reply #636478

[jagged trail]

/crime

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You hack into a dating app and blackmail users for 637

Reply #4910461

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 99

Reply #635952

[oak acorn]

/work

[silent gale]

red_1889

You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in 87

Reply #636021

[oak acorn]

/slut

[silent gale]

red_1889

You licked SpongeBob's feet for 163!

Reply #834979

[strong cipher]

/slut

[silent gale]

pugpeng

You give excellent head and earn a solid 246.

Reply #636528

[strong cipher]

/crime

[silent gale]

pugpeng

You eat pizza with pineapple. Disgrace. Fined 526

Reply #636013

[strong cipher]

/work

[silent gale]

pugpeng

You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned 69. The students loved you!

Reply #636280

[strong cipher]

/rob @oak acorn

[silent gale]

pugpeng

You attempted to rob red_1889, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[oak acorn]

/rob @strong cipher

[silent gale]

red_1889

You were caught attempting to rob pugpeng, and have been fined 534.

[cinder radish]

Crime

/crime

[silent gale]

slickgamer._49073

You were caught dipping Oreos in milk! You were beaten up and had 639 stolen from you!

Reply #635932

[cinder radish]

/slut

[silent gale]

slickgamer._49073

You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed 329.

Reply #636063

[cinder radish]

/work

[silent gale]

slickgamer._49073

You repair the lights and receive 100

Reply #636339

[fickle glen]

/work

[silent gale]

notrace_left

You work as a bride kidnapper and earn 100

Reply #21

[fickle glen]

/crime

[silent gale]

notrace_left

Nuh, uh, uh, mister! You are fined 606.

Reply #636307

[strong cipher]

/work

[silent gale]

pugpeng

You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make 89 for your bravery and heroism.

Reply #4910397

[strong cipher]

/slut

[silent gale]

pugpeng

You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of 221!

Reply #635946

[strong cipher]

/crime

[silent gale]

pugpeng

You got caught spray painting graffiti on a public building and have been fined 504.

Reply #4910531

[nocturne apex]

/slut

[silent gale]

sixseveen.

You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained 327 for your hard work.

Reply #636052

[nocturne apex]

/crime

[silent gale]

sixseveen.

Unfortunately, your public indecency did not pay off and got caught. You were fined 289

Reply #635959

[nocturne apex]

/work

[silent gale]

sixseveen.

You battled and gained 85.

Reply #636473

[nocturne apex]

/balance

[nocturne apex]

/slut

[silent gale]

ripvanwinkle12.

You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you 171 after.

Reply #636261

[nocturne apex]

/work

[silent gale]

ripvanwinkle12.

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 25 seconds.

[nocturne apex]

/crime

[silent gale]

ripvanwinkle12.

You stole Justin Bieber's wallet and found 670 in it.

Reply #636249

[nocturne apex]

/rob @fickle glen

[silent gale]

ripvanwinkle12.

You were caught attempting to rob notrace_left, and have been fined 311.

[fickle glen]

Nice try lol

[nocturne apex]

Ok

[hoary spindle]

/work

[silent gale]

krivane

You work as a bread scientist and earn 80

Reply #27

[hoary spindle]

/crime

[silent gale]

krivane

You attempted to divide by zero, destroying the world and losing 354 to restore your save file.

Reply #635926

[fickle glen]

/work

[silent gale]

notrace_left

You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make 65 for your therapeutic skills.

Reply #4910396

[hoary spindle]

/slut

[silent gale]

krivane

An adult video site pays you 378 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".

Reply #55469

[hoary spindle]

/rob @nocturne apex

[silent gale]

krivane

You were caught attempting to rob ripvanwinkle12., and have been fined 625.

[hoary spindle]

Noooo

[nocturne apex]

Hahaha

Nice try

[strong cipher]

/slut

[silent gale]

pugpeng

You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for 163

Reply #636523

[strong cipher]

/work

[silent gale]

pugpeng

You work as a professional bed tester and earn 62.

Reply #4910432

[strong cipher]

/crime

[silent gale]

pugpeng

You were hired by a hitman to murder Flanders, you had to throw out your white shirt but you managed to rack up 699

Reply #636445

[strong cipher]

/rob @abstract lotus

[silent gale]

pugpeng

You were caught attempting to rob monalisaenjoyer_1234567890, and have been fined 381.

[grand cedar]

/work

[silent gale]

teughelsclan

You got out of bed. Have 80

Reply #635934

[grand cedar]

/slut

[silent gale]

teughelsclan

You flashed your tits while streaming and received 265 in donations!

Reply #636030

[grand cedar]

/crime

[silent gale]

teughelsclan

You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined 562.

Reply #4910503

[glass gyro]

/work

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 32 seconds.

[glass gyro]

/slut

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You post nudes on the internet for 131

Reply #636120

[glass gyro]

/slut

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You cannot be a slut for 42 minutes and 11 seconds.

[glass gyro]

/crime

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

While robbing a dirty video store, you get distracted and lose track of time. The police arrive, arrest you, and your bail cost 341.

Reply #55472

[glass gyro]

/rob

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[daring goblet]

/slut

[silent gale]

vladik068354

You earn 301 for giving some succ (the good kind)

Reply #635878

[daring goblet]

/crime

[silent gale]

vladik068354

You tried griefing someone's house, but they placed a trap of TNT under it so you died. You have to pay 596 for damages

Reply #636324

[daring goblet]

/work

[silent gale]

vladik068354

You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make 65 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.

Reply #4910402

[silk phoenix]

/slut

[silent gale]

buterskotch.

You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some 223

Reply #635966

[silk phoenix]

/crime

[silent gale]

buterskotch.

You break into a jewellery store and steal a diamond, selling it to a pawn shop for 398

Reply #4910481

[silk phoenix]

/crime

[silent gale]

buterskotch.

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 11 seconds.

[silk phoenix]

/slut

[silent gale]

buterskotch.

You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 51 seconds.

[silk phoenix]

/work

[silent gale]

buterskotch.

You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn 80

Reply #230203

[silk phoenix]

/balence

[hoary spindle]

/work

[silent gale]

krivane

You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid 83 to dust off dinosaur fossils.

Reply #4910415

[hoary spindle]

/crime

[silent gale]

krivane

You steal a delivery truck full of designer shoes and sell them on the black market for 597.

Reply #4910521

[hoary spindle]

/slut

[silent gale]

krivane

You whip it out and manage to rake in 218

Reply #79

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make 67!

Reply #636413

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work all day at the factory 98

Reply #636549

[fickle ibex]

/slut

[silent gale]

xxdean007xx

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you 378.

Reply #635910

[fickle ibex]

/work

[silent gale]

xxdean007xx

You walk dogs for 72.

Reply #636065

[fickle ibex]

/crime

[silent gale]

xxdean007xx

You were caught shoplifting from a grocery store and have been fined 663.

Reply #4910534

[unique bison]

/work

[silent gale]

the_ghostly_guy

You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find 51 stashed inside one of them.

Reply #6070

[glass gyro]

/work

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 35 seconds.

[glass gyro]

/slut

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You suck some toes and earn 216

Reply #636551

[glass gyro]

/crime

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You successfully created a pyramid scheme making 509 in the process.

Reply #636179

[glass gyro]

/crime

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You cannot commit a crime for 46 minutes and 39 seconds.

[glass gyro]

/work

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make 87 for your unicorn whispering skills.

Reply #4910389

[jagged trail]

/slut

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You go down on that rich kid and earn 106

Reply #635900

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid 80!

Reply #635874

[digital sandal]

/rob @twilit niche

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You were caught attempting to rob perturbabe, and have been fined 413.

[digital sandal]

Tf

[twilit niche]

Find a new provider

[glass gyro]

/work

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for 83.

Reply #636556

[glass gyro]

/work

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 36 seconds.

[glass gyro]

/work

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 54.

Reply #636058

[glass gyro]

/with 100

/work

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You cannot work for 5 minutes and 2 seconds.

[glass gyro]

/work

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly 82 was earned.

Reply #203821

[glass gyro]

/work

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn 67, albeit reluctantly.

Reply #636532

[glass gyro]

/slut

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

Someone cares about you. Enough to throw 313 at you.

Reply #636455

[glass gyro]

/crime

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You scammed some person and got 581 in cash.

Reply #636301

[glass gyro]

/balance

[glass gyro]

/slut

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You post nudes on the internet for 247

Reply #636120

[glass gyro]

/crime

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You steal your grandma's purse, and find 278 and some butterscotch candy.

Reply #636064

[glass gyro]

/rob

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[glass gyro]

/crime

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 58 seconds.

[glass gyro]

/Rob @digital sandal

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You've been fined 258 for trying to rob a poor person.

[glass gyro]

/Rob @hoary spindle

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.

[glass gyro]

/worl

/work

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 56 seconds.

[hoary spindle]

HA

/rob @glass gyro

[silent gale]

krivane

You robbed 684 from r3m4r6bu.

[hoary spindle]

😎

/work

[silent gale]

krivane

A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you 54.

Reply #636282

[glass gyro]

Are you kidding me right now

[hoary spindle]

/crime

[silent gale]

krivane

You hacked a bank and stole 481

Reply #636242

[hoary spindle]

/slut

[silent gale]

krivane

An adult video site pays you 265 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".

Reply #55469

[glass gyro]

/worl

/work

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 39 seconds.

[glass gyro]

/work

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You cannot work for 1 minute and 6 seconds.

[low rover]

/rob @hoary spindle

[silent gale]

elsicht_21828

You attempted to rob krivane, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[glass gyro]

/work

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money 87

Reply #636431

[low rover]

/work

[silent gale]

elsicht_21828

Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn 93

Reply #635869

[glass gyro]

/crime

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You cannot commit a crime for 51 minutes and 3 seconds.

[glass gyro]

/slut

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You cannot be a slut for 50 minutes and 10 seconds.

[hoary spindle]

😁

[low rover]

/slut

[silent gale]

elsicht_21828

Your client found your legs legendary and paid you 154

Reply #635974

[low rover]

/rob @glass gyro

[silent gale]

elsicht_21828

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.

[hoary spindle]

/work

[silent gale]

krivane

You cannot work for 5 minutes and 7 seconds.

[low rover]

/crime

[silent gale]

elsicht_21828

You sneak into the theatre and try to steal tickets but you get caught and thrown out with a fine of 496

Reply #635867

[glass gyro]

🤠

/work

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You cannot work for 15 seconds.

[glass gyro]

/work

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and 93.

Reply #636411

[glass gyro]

/Rob @strong cipher

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 42 minutes.

[glass gyro]

/slut

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You cannot be a slut for 28 minutes and 54 seconds.

[jagged trail]

/slut

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned 289

Reply #636089

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you 83 to help fund the project!

Reply #636446

[daring goblet]

/slut

[silent gale]

vladik068354

You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost 209

Reply #635925

[daring goblet]

/crime

[silent gale]

vladik068354

You were caught cheating on a test and have been fined 565.

Reply #4910498

[daring goblet]

/work

[silent gale]

vladik068354

You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn 71.

Reply #4910423

[jagged trail]

/slut

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed 270.

Reply #636063

[jagged trail]

/crime

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You sell your kidney on the black market for 460

Reply #636125

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You scavenge a local garbage dump and find 70 worth of scrap.

Reply #636470

[minor dawn]

/slut

[silent gale]

._.rewind

You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again. 200 for the paramedics to come and help you out.

Reply #636062

[minor dawn]

/work

[silent gale]

._.rewind

You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for 74

Reply #636460

[minor dawn]

/crime

[silent gale]

._.rewind

You walk your crew right into a police sting. It's all over. Fined 74

Reply #636181

[minor dawn]

/work

[silent gale]

._.rewind

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 41 seconds.

[minor dawn]

/bitch

/rob @glass gyro

[silent gale]

._.rewind

You attempted to rob r3m4r6bu, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[minor dawn]

/rob @jagged trail

[silent gale]

._.rewind

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.

[glass gyro]

/work

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You develop games and earn 82.

Reply #636067

[jagged trail]

HOW dare you

/rob @minor dawn

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You've been fined 378 for trying to rob a poor person.

[jagged trail]

/slut

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You cannot be a slut for 31 minutes and 31 seconds.

[jagged trail]

/crime

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You cannot commit a crime for 31 minutes and 36 seconds.

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for 61

Reply #838228

[glass gyro]

/Rob @silk phoenix

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You were caught attempting to rob buterskotch., and have been fined 497.

[glass gyro]

/work

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You work as a pumpkin picker 63

Reply #6069

[glass gyro]

/work

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You work as a professional cuddler and earn 63

Reply #33

[glass gyro]

/slut

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw 381 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!

Reply #636453

[glass gyro]

/work

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make 86 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.

Reply #4910403

[glass gyro]

/work

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you 85 as in return!

Reply #636372

[glass gyro]

/slut

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You cannot be a slut for 28 minutes and 31 seconds.

[cinder radish]

/WORK

[silent gale]

slickgamer._49073

You got featured and won 94

Reply #636295

[cinder radish]

/slut

[silent gale]

slickgamer._49073

You get paid 349 for crossdressing

Reply #635922

[cinder radish]

/crime

[silent gale]

slickgamer._49073

You stole Justin Bieber's wallet and found 448 in it.

Reply #636249

[glass gyro]

/work

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You baked some nice cookies for all, here is 54

Reply #636511

[oak acorn]

/work

[silent gale]

red_1889

You worked overtime for 94

Reply #636536

[oak acorn]

/slut

[silent gale]

red_1889

You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing 315 to resolve your burnt skin.

Reply #636270

[glass gyro]

/work

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You work as a serial murderer... and earn 71

Reply #68

[glass gyro]

/Rob @cinder radish

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 6 minutes and 58 seconds.

[glass gyro]

/with 100

/work

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got 75!

Reply #635954

[glass gyro]

/work

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You cannot work for 37 seconds.

[glass gyro]

/work

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You work as a bride kidnapper and earn 57

Reply #21

[cinder radish]

/rob @glass gyro

[silent gale]

slickgamer._49073

You attempted to rob r3m4r6bu, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[glass gyro]

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You fail at work, but your boss pays you 54 out of pity.

Reply #636290

[glass gyro]

/work

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid 86

Reply #636420

[hoary spindle]

/work

[silent gale]

krivane

You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed 82.

Reply #636078

[hoary spindle]

/crime

[silent gale]

krivane

You kill a guard with a sickle and steal 550 from his dead, bloated corpse.

Reply #636203

[hoary spindle]

/slut

[silent gale]

krivane

You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have 198

Reply #1441157

[low rover]

/work

[silent gale]

elsicht_21828

You work as a sandcastle builder and earn 99

Reply #63

[low rover]

/slut

[silent gale]

elsicht_21828

You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined 200

Reply #165

[low rover]

/crime

[silent gale]

elsicht_21828

You robbed 401 from a convenience store.

Reply #636168

[twilit niche]

/rob @digital sandal

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You were caught attempting to rob _vanda., and have been fined 501.

[twilit niche]

Flock off

[low rover]

/rob @twilit niche

[silent gale]

elsicht_21828

You attempted to rob perturbabe, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[twilit niche]

I just got in debt genius

[glacial oracle]

/work

[silent gale]

going_insane._.

You worked in the cafeteria and have earned 93

Reply #636469

[glacial oracle]

/crime

[silent gale]

going_insane._.

You were caught illegally fishing and have been fined 159.

Reply #4910543

[glacial oracle]

/rob elsicht_21828

[silent gale]

going_insane._.

You attempted to rob elsicht_21828, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[glacial oracle]

/slut

[silent gale]

going_insane._.

Your client sticks it inside you and pays you 369

Reply #636500

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make 78 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.

Reply #4910395

[glass gyro]

/work

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 9 seconds.

[oak acorn]

/work

[silent gale]

red_1889

You were farming and earned 73

Reply #636436

[oak acorn]

/slut

[silent gale]

red_1889

Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra 282.

Reply #636530

[oak acorn]

/crime

[silent gale]

red_1889

A drone drops off your mysterious package and you sell it for 457

Reply #636102

[glass gyro]

/rob @oak acorn

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You attempted to rob red_1889, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[glass gyro]

/Rob @cobalt tartan

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.

[glass gyro]

/work

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You become a game developer and raised 56 for charity.

Reply #636361

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 1 minute and 46 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

Rob ? Do you want to rob only 2 coins ?

[glass gyro]

better than nothing

[cobalt tartan]

Rob two coins with the risk of being fined hundreds of coins .

Meaningless

[glass gyro]

Can you with 10k so i could Rob you

You have 200k

[glass gyro]

/slut

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing 220 to resolve your burnt skin.

Reply #636270

[glass gyro]

/Crime

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You were caught feeding pigeons in a no-feeding zone and have been fined 343.

Reply #4910506

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn 75

Reply #1

[unique bison]

/work

[silent gale]

the_ghostly_guy

You clean off the counters and get paid 53

Reply #636338

[glass gyro]

/work

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make 98 for your vivid imagination.

Reply #4910393

[glass gyro]

/slut

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined 350

Reply #165

[glass gyro]

/crime

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You rummage through a dumpster illegally and find 322!

Reply #636250

[abstract lotus]

/crime

[silent gale]

monalisaenjoyer_1234567890

You stole a street sign as a prank, but got caught and have been fined 290.

Reply #4910536

[abstract lotus]

/crime

[silent gale]

monalisaenjoyer_1234567890

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 54 seconds.

[glass gyro]

/Rob @abstract lotus

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You were caught attempting to rob monalisaenjoyer_1234567890, and have been fined 641.

[glass gyro]

/work

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn 67

Reply #636035

[glass gyro]

/work

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You cannot work for 37 seconds.

[glass gyro]

/slut

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You cannot be a slut for 16 minutes and 40 seconds.

[glass gyro]

/work

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You cannot work for 15 seconds.

[glass gyro]

/work

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You cannot work for 5 seconds.

[glass gyro]

/worl

/work

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you 63.

Reply #636282

[glass gyro]

/worl

/work

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

Just take the 61 and go...

Reply #636322

[glass gyro]

/slut

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You suck some toes and earn 160

Reply #636551

[zealous horizon]

/work

[silent gale]

insomni4c._

You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn 94

Reply #49

[zealous horizon]

/slut

[silent gale]

insomni4c._

Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay 327 for surgery.

Reply #636271

[zealous horizon]

/crime

[silent gale]

insomni4c._

You commit a heist and manage to take 445

Reply #84

[fickle glen]

/work

[silent gale]

notrace_left

You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn 88

Reply #35

[fickle glen]

/crime

[silent gale]

notrace_left

You mug someone in a video game for all that they have, too bad it wasn't anything but some worthless bottle caps, netting you 378

Reply #636380

[low rover]

/work

[silent gale]

elsicht_21828

You have worked in the prison gardens for 64

Reply #636468

[low rover]

/slut

[silent gale]

elsicht_21828

You hooked up with a couple of guys for 290

Reply #636313

[low rover]

/crime

[silent gale]

elsicht_21828

Dude, you just duped, and got banned. Sorry you lose 300

Reply #636393

[jagged trail]

/slut

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job 354

Reply #636075

[jagged trail]

/crime

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You steal a rare plant from a botanical garden and sell it to a collector for 668

Reply #4910489

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of 100 anyway.

Reply #636409

[jagged trail]

/dep all

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for 56

Reply #636317

[cinder radish]

/work

[silent gale]

slickgamer._49073

You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned 61

Reply #635873

[cinder radish]

/slut

[silent gale]

slickgamer._49073

You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather 393 in total.

Reply #636069

[cinder radish]

/crime

[silent gale]

slickgamer._49073

You are fined 454 for jaywalking

Reply #636050

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You worked overtime for 82

Reply #636536

[glass gyro]

/Rob @abstract lotus

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You robbed 1,238 from monalisaenjoyer_1234567890.

[glass gyro]

/wotk

/work

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got 73 for it!

Reply #636559

[cursive rose]

/work

[silent gale]

farhan7984_65825

You work as a janitor and earn 90

Reply #74

[glass gyro]

/work

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 29 seconds.

[strong cipher]

/slut

[silent gale]

pugpeng

Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John 300

Reply #175

[strong cipher]

/work

[silent gale]

pugpeng

You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make 87 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.

Reply #4910404

[strong cipher]

/crime

[silent gale]

pugpeng

You robbed the police station, which normally is a stupid idea, but they took the day off. You escaped with a police car, which you sold for 652

Reply #838120

[jagged trail]

/slut

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You sell naked photos of yourself online for 107.

Reply #636503

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn 95

Reply #54

[abstract lotus]

/bal

/Rob @glass gyro

[silent gale]

monalisaenjoyer_1234567890

You attempted to rob r3m4r6bu, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[abstract lotus]

/crime

[silent gale]

monalisaenjoyer_1234567890

You were caught vandalising and were fined 626

Reply #636256

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a bed warmer and earn 83

Reply #40

[glass gyro]

/work

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You repair the lights and receive 97

Reply #636339

[desert granite]

/slut

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You rub a random stranger's ass and gain 151!

Reply #636487

[desert granite]

/crime

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You were caught stealing flowers from a public park and have been fined 394.

Reply #4910496

[abstract lotus]

/crime

[silent gale]

monalisaenjoyer_1234567890

You were caught trying to steal dogs from the animal shelter and have been fined 549

Reply #636132

[cursive rose]

/work

[silent gale]

farhan7984_65825

You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you 76.

Reply #636509

[jagged trail]

/slut

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with 158 and a real sore hangover.

Reply #636262

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You work as a professional worker and earn 50.

Reply #636046

[livid lance]

/work

[silent gale]

jackie_8.8.8

You found 64 lying on the floor in General Chat!

Reply #636543

[livid lance]

/slut

[silent gale]

jackie_8.8.8

Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you 259 for public indecency.

Reply #636266

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid 50 for doing it

Reply #636462

[strong cipher]

/slut

[silent gale]

pugpeng

You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather 240 in total.

Reply #636069

[strong cipher]

/work

[silent gale]

pugpeng

You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is 85

Reply #636014

[strong cipher]

/crime

[silent gale]

pugpeng

You did a crime and for some reason you now have 599 more

Reply #636422

[strong cipher]

/rob halrirae

[silent gale]

pugpeng

You were caught attempting to rob halrirae, and have been fined 251.

[glass gyro]

/work

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You did some odd jobs in the city and earned 68. Good job!

Reply #636279

[calm aurora]

/crime

[silent gale]

harryz24

You assassinated an African drug lord for 325

Reply #635928

[calm aurora]

/work

[silent gale]

harryz24

You work as a streamer and gain 66 from donations

Reply #635918

[calm aurora]

/slut

[silent gale]

harryz24

You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned 118.

Reply #55468

[desert granite]

/slut

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose 247.

Reply #635996

[desert granite]

/crime

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You were caught making shitty memes and lost 329

Reply #636131

[digital sandal]

/rob @twilit niche

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You attempted to rob perturbabe, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[digital sandal]

[twilit niche]

[glass gyro]

/Rob @jagged trail

[silent gale]

r3m4r6bu

You attempted to rob darkhumorlover1203, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[jagged trail]

Hehe

/slut

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you 101!

Reply #635920

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn 57

Reply #36

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining 74

Reply #636385

[fickle ibex]

/slut

[silent gale]

xxdean007xx

Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of 190!

Reply #636331

[fickle ibex]

/work

[silent gale]

xxdean007xx

You work as a bed warmer and earn 79

Reply #40

[fickle ibex]

/crime

[silent gale]

xxdean007xx

You were caught eating cakes in a bakery, you have been fined 237!

Reply #636312

[oak acorn]

/slut

[silent gale]

red_1889

You sell naked photos of yourself online for 356.

Reply #636503

[oak acorn]

/work

[silent gale]

red_1889

Just take the 77 and go...

Reply #636322

[frosty pewter]

/work

[silent gale]

ginger_ninja64

You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn 95

Reply #37

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn 72

Reply #69

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You got out of bed. Have 93

Reply #635934

[wraith wave]

/work

[silent gale]

n.noctis112_83685

You battled and gained 61.

Reply #636473

[wraith wave]

/work

[low rover]

/work

[silent gale]

elsicht_21828

You found 73 lying on the floor in General Chat!

Reply #636543

[low rover]

/slut

[silent gale]

elsicht_21828

You sell naked photos of yourself online for 333.

Reply #636503

[low rover]

/crime

[silent gale]

elsicht_21828

You were caught trying to rob an old lady, & got a forceful swipe with her stick, and have been given community service work and a 657 fine!

Reply #164

[low rover]

/rob @wraith wave

[silent gale]

elsicht_21828

You were caught attempting to rob n.noctis112_83685, and have been fined 369.

[jagged trail]

/slut

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

Nobody cares about you. You lost 375 trying to twerk.

Reply #636454

[jagged trail]

/crime

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You were fined 474 for slacking in school!

Reply #636221

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You work as a child birth educator and earn 57

Reply #60

[low rover]

/work

[silent gale]

elsicht_21828

You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you 94.

Reply #636283

[low rover]

/slut

[silent gale]

elsicht_21828

You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job 238

Reply #636075

[low rover]

/crime

[silent gale]

elsicht_21828

Your friend said that you couldn't steal the Mona Lisa, so to prove them wrong you stole the Mona Lisa and sold it for 470

Reply #636524

[jagged trail]

/slut

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay 344 to get it repaired.

Reply #636005

[jagged trail]

/crime

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You drop all the money from the heist, good going. You also get arrested and fined 373.

Reply #635960

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You work as a bread scientist and earn 78

Reply #27

[jagged trail]

/slut

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You got your daily dose of Vitamin D 130 : D

Reply #635875

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You work as a dog food taster and earn 100

Reply #34

[jagged trail]

/crime

[silent gale]

darkhumorlover1203

You lied on your tax return and have been fined 455.

Reply #4910539

[oak acorn]

/work