You become a game developer and raised
85 for charity.
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You become a game developer and raised
85 for charity.
/crime
You tried stealing money from a cop, you were fined
424
how do y’all use this bot
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
56.
/crime
You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost
490.
/slut
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay
196 for violating the stay-at-home order.
Work always get you money, but a small amount
Crime and slut can get you a lot of money, but they have chances of failing and losing you money
You repair the lights and receive
96
/crime
You break into a bakery and steal all the bread, selling it to a group of pigeons for
651
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
262
🤑🤑🤑
/work
You participate in a scientific study and earn
64 for your time and effort.
/work
You make a living selling weed for
95 a day
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
79
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
73
/work
You receive a check of
99 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/crime
You try to snipe someone, but get your calculations off, hitting a random guy next to your target, losing you
547 in payment for a cleaner.
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
309
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
63!
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
66
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
79 out of pity.
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
50 was earned.
/crime
While robbing a dirty video store, you get distracted and lose track of time. The police arrive, arrest you, and your bail cost
0.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
60
/slut
Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra
60.
My life
In shambles
My feelings
Shattered
You're probably wondering how I got here
And I ask myself that sometimes too
It all started in the great year of 1899
I won 500 from bj
2000 dollars to my name
Then
I put it all on red
It landed on 0
That moment
It felt like
Even god betrayed me
/crime
You were caught vandalising a car and have been fined
619.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 36 seconds.
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
178!
/work
You are paid
90 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/slut
You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined
319
/crime
An informant catches you in the act and relays it to the authorities. You are caught and fined
423
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
86
/slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
227
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
52 and given a bottle of wine.
/crime
Walking along the street, you notice an envelope falling out of the person's bag in front of you. You reach down to get it. After examining the unmarked envelope in your hand, you turn to the person who dropped it, they see you with it and run away at full-speed shoving everyone out of the way. Inside you find a small bag of cocaine. You turn to the nearest junkie & show them the contents, the junkie puts
546 in your hand silently in exchange for it and walks away.
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
286
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
93.
/crime
You stealthily pickpocket a nearby customer with
483 worth of silver coins.
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
381
.
/crime
You were caught vandalising and were fined
200
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 51 seconds.
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
69
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
170.
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
95 as in return!
/crime
You posted in the wrong Discord channel and have been fined
659.
/slut
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
174
/work
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76 for your therapeutic skills.
/crime
You got caught stealing from a donations jar and in return you get fined
511
/slut
You get paid
303 for crossdressing
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 44 seconds.
/slut
You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay
259 to fix your leg
Oof
/crime
You were caught driving a car with expired license plates and have been fined
405.
You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay
242
/work
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65
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 10 minutes and 53 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 10 minutes and 50 seconds.
/crime
You were caught spray painting "free hugs" on a building and have been fined
683.
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
400
💔
/work
You work as a pet food taster and earn
55.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 55 seconds.
/crime
You steal a stop sign and sell it to a driver's education program for
671
/slut
You found an extra
287 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
88
/crime
You were caught trying to rob the owner, and have been given a
601 fine!
/slut
Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay
289 for a new one.
/work
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94 for your dedication to dental hygiene.
/crime
You attempt to rob a body builder, you get your ass kicked. Pay
561
/slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
285
/work
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98 for your bravery and heroism.
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
95!
/crime
You were caught eating spaghetti without meatballs, and have been given a
366 fine!
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you
292.
/crime
You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was
559
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
53 off of donations.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 7 seconds.
/crime
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, and have been given a
200 fine!
/slut
You fucked a traffic cone and found
149 inside it
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 39 seconds.
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
92
/crime
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, and have been given a
180 fine!
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
130.
/work
You receive a check of
62 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/crime
You are paid
557 to hit yourself.
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
216.
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
57 off of donations.
/work
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69
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
83.
/crime
You stole Justin Bieber's wallet and found
675 in it.
/slut
You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay
344 for surgery.
/crime
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668 for being a lazy ass person.
/slut
Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost
205, have fun
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
96
/slut
Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of
311!
/crime
Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldn’t stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost
0.
/work
You cannot work for 7 seconds.
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
84
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 46 minutes and 15 seconds.
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
64 for it!
/crime
The cops start chasing you, and
280 falls out of your pocket!
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you
228.
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
73!
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
273 for your solid work.
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 7 seconds.
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
73
/crime
You sneak into a zoo and steal a penguin, selling it on the black market for
616
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
63.
/crime
You tried to help someone with a bot, but they were greedy and stole
8 from you!
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
92!
/crime
You dress up as a clown and rob a bank, managing to escape with
578
/slut
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117.
/work
You milk a cow for
72
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
66 for your contributions !
/work
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55.
/work
You cannot work for 16 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 4 seconds.
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
100
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
95
/crime
You rob a nearby corner store for
256
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
182 in return!
/crime
Police did a strip search and found stolen toys, they fined you
69
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
368!
You work as a child birth educator and earn
72
/slut
You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of
72.
/crime
You break into a hospital and steal all their morphine. You manage to sell all of it on the black market for
398
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
87
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
72 off of donations.
/crime
You were caught shoplifting. Pay a fine of
72
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
311... yikes
/work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
63
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
68 off your new game.
/work
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83, albeit reluctantly.
/crime
You hacked into a terrorist's computer, and managed to earn
321
/slut
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191 for surgery.
/work
You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make
50 for your expertise in unicorn management.
/crime
You were caught trying to scam people, and have been given a
361 fine!
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
390 for your solid work.
/rob @twilit niche
You robbed
59 from perturbabe.
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
95.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 38 minutes and 18 seconds.
/crime
You steal candy from some schoolgirls and earn
272
/slut
You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined
184
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
127 : D
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
83
Nerf guns don't work idiot. Fined
670
/slut
Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined
380.
/work
You work as the president and earn
50
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
66 for your contributions !
/crime
You're hired as a hitman for
691
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 48 seconds.
One message removed from a suspended account.
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
57!
/slut
You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined
359
/crime
You were caught with your pants down outside the cemetery, and have been given a
429 fine!
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
66 off your performance.
/crime
You were caught stealing a bike and have been fined
537.
/slut
Your condom supply runs out and you pay
220 to restock.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 6 minutes and 37 seconds.
/work
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77
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
91.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 33 seconds.
/work
You gave yourself
91 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
72
/slut
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as
203!
/work
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65
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
193 from the men.
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
74
/crime
You were caught eating spaghetti without meatballs, and have been given a
653 fine!
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
382
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
99, albeit reluctantly.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 35 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
54
/crime
You tried to rob a dolphin but the dolphin has cosmic powers. Get fined
459 for messing with the wrong dolphin!
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
249
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
100
/slut
You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for
297
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
57 strewn about between the seats!
/crime
You steal a delivery truck full of designer shoes and sell them on the black market for
590.
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
188 and maybe chlamydia.
/work
You got featured and won
56
/crime
You sell your first mixtape and earn
521
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 16 minutes and 34 seconds.
/crime
You murder the nice lady next door and sell her dead corpse for
341
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
201!
/work
You work as a fake bus passenger and earn
68 for filling up empty seats on the bus.
/work
You do some work around the house for
68
/crime
You got caught trying to steal iPhone X and pay a fine of
466
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
361 from the men.
/crime
You rob an orphanage for
545
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
324 from the men.
/work
You battled and gained
84.
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
84 off of donations.
/work
You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make
99 for your therapeutic skills.
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
67
/slut
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
294
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
75
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
63.
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
217!
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
70
/crime
You got caught stealing cheese wheels and are fined
538
/slut
You earned
108 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
/work
You work as a professional bed tester and earn
90.
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
70.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 7 seconds.
/crime
You rob the 24/7 and steal a few hundred bucks, then you remember, its a game and you waste
621 for more in game currency.
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
259 for the night.
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
67
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
145
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
71
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 9 minutes and 38 seconds.
/crime
You steal change from the homeless. You got
539
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 29 seconds.
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
299
/crime
You tried to steal some toilet paper, but got caught by the mob, you got fined
415 and lost all your toilet paper.
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
93 in your direction.
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
70!
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
148
/crime
You sneak into a farm and steal a cow, selling it to a butcher for
262
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
84
/slut
You fucked a traffic cone and found
292 inside it
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
75
/crime
You are caught using an in-game code multiple times and the developer fines you
0
Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John
0
/work
85 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/work
You're a fortune cookie interpreter and spend your days decoding the cryptic messages hidden inside the cookies. You make
71 for your insight into the future.
/crime
You tried to rob a dolphin but the dolphin has cosmic powers. Get fined
279 for messing with the wrong dolphin!
/slut
You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes
213 from you.
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
332!
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
83
/work
You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make
100 for your skills in temporal navigation.
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
70
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
199
/crime
You manage to hack into a bank's system and steal
327!
/slut
You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and
109.
UH OH
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
74
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
284 from the client
/crime
You were caught cheating on a test and have been fined
637.
/work
You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning
91 as a reward.
/slut
You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and
364.
/work
You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning
96 as a reward.
/crime
You went to rob a bank and failed miserably, although you did escape the cops and made it back to your apartment. You found
560 on the ground in the parking lot.
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
73
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
288 at you.
/crime
You break into a hospital and steal all their morphine. You manage to sell all of it on the black market for
410
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
285
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
84
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
277.
/crime
Your friend bet you that you couldn't beat him in Madden. He won
501.
/slut
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a
172 fine!
/crime
You were caught trying to scam people, and have been given a
263 fine!
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
63 when you got back home
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
73
/crime
You were caught smoking in a non-smoking area and have been fined
530.
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
251!
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
77 for it.
/work
You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid
58 for streaming it online.
/crime
You dress up as a superhero and rob a bank, escaping with
487
/slut
While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was
387, this sort of thing can never be fixed.
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
80
/crime
You were caught trying to scam people, and have been given a
403 fine!
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
332.
dang 😭
/work
You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make
81.
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
65.
/crime
A box wobbles & falls from a delivery vehicle, landing right in front of you. Inside you find high-quality cigars. These are worth
647
/work
You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make
62 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.
/crime
You got caught trying to steal Robux and got a
198 fine.
/slut
One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid
0 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.
/rob @lofty prawn
You robbed
18 from homohexual.
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
122.
/crime
You were caught using a stolen credit card to buy things online and have been fined
540.
/work
You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth
77.
/crime
You are caught jaywalking while stealing a purse and are fined
475
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
67.
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
161 to stop because that's weird.
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
130 to your Patreon
/slut
You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole
243.
/crime
You're caught helping the enemy. Pay
502
/work
You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make
98 for your unicorn whispering skills.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 55 seconds.
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
60.
/crime
You raided the enemy tribe and got
674
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
398
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
94
/crime
You steal
373 from a loan shark, and move to the other side of the world.
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
83, it must be your lucky day!
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
302
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
95
/slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
227 in order to keep quiet about it.
/crime
Find some weed and sell it for
624
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
95.
earning
/work
You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid
94 for moving traffic cones on the road.
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
88
Any ladies on
/work
You do some work around the house for
90
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
165
/crime
You sneak into a zoo and steal a penguin, selling it on the black market for
261
/work
You work as a caterpillar walker and earn
66 for walking caterpillars on leaves.
/work
You cannot work for 12 seconds.
/work
You are paid
82 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
56
/work
You found
92 on the floor.
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
60
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
62 for your work.
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
89!
/rob @twilit niche
You robbed
80,302 from perturbabe.

…
I have a plan
This is a good one..
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
64
/crime
Nerf guns don't work idiot. Fined
566
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
343 at you.
/slut
You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a
374 fine!
/crime
You tried to jump the old lady walking down the street. Turns out she had a gun, and robbed you blind of
605
/work
You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make
70.
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
97
/crime
You were caught trespassing onto a construction site and have been fined
376.
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
284.
/crime
You start up a detective service for a few days, but when you finally get business you end up robbing your client for
593.
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
292.
/crime
You steal
485 from your boss and didn't get caught.
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
240.
/rob @lofty prawn
You robbed
80,116 from homohexual.
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
77 near one of the potatoes
/slut
Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John
163
/crime
You try taking candy from a baby and get caught. You have been fined
114.
/rob @desert granite
You attempted to rob thewintersoldier_, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob @lofty prawn
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
ig im just bad at it
/crime
You were caught shoplifting from a grocery store and have been fined
287.
damn
sad life
cant do crime no more
I always deposit all my money in my bank
You cannot work for 1 minute and 9 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 50 minutes and 53 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 51 minutes and 1 second.
/crime
During an armed assault, you are knocked unconscious by an old geezer. Afterwards, it seems that you are missing
200 when you wake up.
I hate my life
/crime
You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of
208!
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
66 from your peers.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 28 seconds.
/slut
You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost
66
/rob @cerulean slate
You've been fined
0 for trying to rob a poor person.
/slut
An adult video site pays you
176 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
56
/crime
You stole from the cookie jar and gave them to your friend for
684
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
244!
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
68!
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
190.
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
153
/work
You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid
52 for sorting jelly beans by color.
/crime
A drone drops off your mysterious package and you sell it for
506
/work
You help clean a horses stable for
64
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you
149 after.
/rob @lofty prawn
You were caught attempting to rob homohexual, and have been fined
0.

/rob @chilly oriole
You cannot rob yourself!
💔🥀
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
90 off of donations.
/work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
57.
/rob homohexualhomohexual
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You robbed
16,034 from homohexual.
/slut
You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole
213.
/crime
You were caught speeding and have been fined
578.
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
89 😃
/slut
You fucked a traffic cone and found
311 inside it
/crime
You were caught vandalising a car and have been fined
448.
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
100
/slut
That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay
300 in hospital fees.
/crime
You infiltrate the FBI HQ and make out with the secret plans to sell for
449
/crime
You lock pick a random house and steal some jewelry and sell it for
374
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
180 for your hard work.
/work
You dig around in your yard and gain
77
/work
You work as a pet food taster and earn
50.
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
133 on the way back to your ship.
/crime
You are caught jaywalking while stealing a purse and are fined
417
/rob luka.239
You attempted to rob luka.239, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/crime
You successfully steal someone's car, but have to put fuel in it. The fuel costed
200
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 47 seconds.
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
128 : D
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
90
/rob @lofty prawn
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 56 minutes.
/rob @cobalt tartan
You robbed
1 from halrirae.
/crime
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, & got a forceful swipe with her stick, and have been given community service work and a
219 fine!
/slut
You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost
0.
/work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
65.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
334 for your hard work.
/rob @noble canyon
You attempted to rob pugggie, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/crime
You hacked google and stole
464.
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
100, it must be your lucky day!
/slut
You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay
266 for child support before disownment.
/rob Noot_Nootxd
You robbed
312 from noot_nootxd.
/slut
One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid
326 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.
/rob Noot_Nootxd
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 57 minutes.
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
55 was earned.
/crime
You rob the Goodsprings General Store and come out with
631
/slut
Your friend pays you
239 for you to worship her feet
/rob @fickle glen
You robbed
111 from notrace_left.
/rob @strong cipher
You attempted to rob pugpeng, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
Nice try
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
85
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
94
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
283 for your solid work.
/crime
Nuh, uh, uh, mister! You are fined
434.
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
57
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
260.
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
79!
/slut
You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took
379 from you.
/crime
You tried to jump the old lady walking down the street. Turns out she had a gun, and robbed you blind of
268
/crime
You got caught stealing cheese wheels and are fined
582
/slut
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
167
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
70 for your struggles.
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
58
/crime
Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back
291 to dodge death.
/slut
You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a
392 fine!
Fuckkk
/rob @digital sandal
You were caught attempting to rob _vanda., and have been fined
609.

/crime
A drone drops off your mysterious package and you sell it for
414
/slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
126
/crime
You were caught stealing flowers from a public garden and have been fined
480.
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
263 and maybe chlamydia.
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
82!
/rob @lofty prawn
You robbed
2,833 from homohexual.
I don't even have that much
/rob @digital sandal
You robbed
2,145 from _vanda..
it's always arthur fans 
Whats wrong with that ?
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
65
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
56 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/crime
You tried to steal from a gas station, but surprise! The cashier had a shotgun! He robbed
663 from you, but at least he didn't call the cops.
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
179 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
58
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 9 seconds.
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
256
You have no role income to collect!
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
55
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
222
/crime
You were caught illegally fishing and have been fined
416.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 21 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
69
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
61
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
98!
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
83
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
99.
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
56.
/work
You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make
55 for your skills in temporal navigation.
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
71
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
52
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
79 as in return!
/crime
You steal a street performer's hat filled with money, making
529
/work
You cannot work for 45 seconds.
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
50
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
98
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
56, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
83.
/slut
You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined
247
/crime
You manage to slip some gemstones into your pockets when the store owner isn't looking, selling them later for
368.
/bal
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
61 in profits
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
97
/work
You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn
97 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 52 seconds.
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
83 I think...
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
185!
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
85.
/crime
You broke into the Warden's office and stole his chair. You managed to sell it for
316.
/rob @lofty prawn
You were caught attempting to rob homohexual, and have been fined
482.
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
63.
/balance
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
97
/work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
99
/crime
Those weren't girl scout cookies, but hey you got
421
/slut
You get
306 through donations on your cam stream.
/dep all
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
90.
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
91.
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
54
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
57
/crime
Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back
95 to dodge death.
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
55
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
93 for your contributions !
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
88
/rob @twilit niche
You were caught attempting to rob perturbabe, and have been fined
578.
Bruh

/slut