You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you
350!
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You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you
350!
/work
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68
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
78
/slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
159!
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
81.
/crime
Target catches you stealing their goods and charges you
365 of stolen merchandise
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
331
/work
You participate in a psychological experiment and earn
80 for your participation.
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
63
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
329.
/crime
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275
You cannot be a slut for 50 minutes and 13 seconds.
/withdraw
/work
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73 for your dedication to dental hygiene.
/work
You dig around in your yard and gain
55
/work
You sell your crab for
82, you monster
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
55 near one of the potatoes
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
76 for helping them out.
/crime
The cops start chasing you, and
675 falls out of your pocket!
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
163 for your hard work.
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
57 in your direction.
/slut
You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay
275 to get it out
/crime
You attempt to rob the peasant's village. You don't find any valuable assets, and you get fined
685.
/slut
You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay
400 to get it out
/crime
You impersonate a police officer and steal confiscated drugs, selling them for
253
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
175.
/work
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94 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/crime
You were caught trying to steal dogs from the animal shelter and have been fined
500
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
336 for the night.
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
214.
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
86.
/rob hans jerkov
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - hans.jerkov
2 - professorhansjerkov
1
You robbed
152 from hans.jerkov.
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 6 seconds.
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
277
/crime
The old lady you tried to rob turned out to be a 6'4'' police officer in prime condition. You got the shit beaten out of you and were fined
615
/work
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85
/work
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64!
/work
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92
/slut
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316 from the men.
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
318 at you.
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
75 in your direction.
/crime
You were caught vandalising and were fined
258
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
59.
/work
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77
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
307, and you go ahead with it.
/work
You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning
86 as a reward.
/slut
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345
/crime
You decided to embrace your inner dark side, and promptly massacre an entire nation, netting you
294
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
88!
/work
You slept in a bed and found
81 under your pillow when you woke up
You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
225.
/work
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77
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
73. Congrats!
/slut
An adult video site pays you
126 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
/crime
You broke into a museum to steal a valuable artefact, but got caught and have been fined
588.
/crime
You were caught cheating in Monopoly, pay
566 or go to jail.
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
118 and a sore ass.
/work
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67
/crime
You murder that sweet old lady living upstairs, collect her jewellery and sell it for
670
/slut
You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
180.
/work
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52 off of donations.
/slut
The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with
376.
/crime
You parked in a handicap spot without a permit and have been fined
45.
/slut
You found an extra
363 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/crime
You tried to steal some toilet paper, but got caught by the mob, you got fined
318 and lost all your toilet paper.
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
56!
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
77 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
191
/rob Ꮦ𐌄𐌐ꝊⱿ𐌄𐌐Ꝋ
You attempted to rob jerozero2010, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob Fake Sean
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - kittycatlover93
2 - thewintersoldier_
3 - reese0224
2
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 58 minutes.
/work
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84 for filling up empty seats on the bus.
/work
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61.
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
323.
/crime
You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of
375
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
81.
/slut
Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay
356 for a new one.
/crime
You vandalised a public park and have been fined
667.
/rob fake Sean
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - kittycatlover93
2 - thewintersoldier_
3 - reese0224
2
You attempted to rob thewintersoldier_, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
87!
/work
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83
/slut
You fucked a traffic cone and found
102 inside it
/crime
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391! You also take a few "items" for yourself...
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
65.
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
85
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
260
/work
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51
/crime
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390
/crime
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256 in damages.
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
52
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
156 on the way back to your ship.
/rob sebaninjaz
You robbed
160 from sebaninjaz.
/crime
You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined
647.
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
226 to your Patreon!
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
53
/work
You work as an egg and earn
80
/crime
You break into a university's research facility and steal a prototype robot, which you sell to a tech company for
591.
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
347 and a real sore hangover.
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
65
/crime
You loiter and are fined
231.
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you
0.
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
70
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
77
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 42 seconds.
/crime
You are caught impersonating a bot and get fined
287
/slut
Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra
231.
/crime
You're short when trying to pay for your food at Wawa, and take one too many pennies from their tips jar. Hang your head in shame and give
230 to make up for it
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
97
/work
You went to work and gained
100
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
93
/crime
What me? No, I didn't commit a crime. Crime-who? Crime-what? Acquire
257 for something that definitely wasn't illegal
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
342, and you go ahead with it.
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
90
/crime
You find a wallet on the ground containing
320. You pick it up and look at the ID inside. You see the man on the ID card running around frantically looking for said wallet. You pocket the wallet and walk away.
/slut
You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined
223
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
87 worth of scrap.
/work
You participate in a scientific study and earn
85 for your time and effort.
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
60!
/crime
A cop pulls you over in a routine traffic stop and finds out you are up to no good. Fine is
259
/slut
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136.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 23 seconds.
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
191
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 22 seconds.
/work
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54 out of pity.
/work
You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth
100.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 18 minutes and 55 seconds.
/work
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87
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
265
/crime
You were caught trying to take candy from a baby, and have been given a
544 fine.
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
55.
/crime
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250 taken away from you!
/slut
You get
259 through donations on your cam stream.
/work
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99.
/slut
You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined
270.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 44 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
84
/slut
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84 for child support before disownment.
/crime
You attempt to rob your local McDonalds. The cashier beats you and you are fined
0
These crimes are so bums bruh
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
99 in your direction.
/crime
You walk down the street and find someone beating up an old man...so you decided to join in on the fun and get
372 from the man's wallet.
/slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
313!
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
66. Congrats!
/crime
You were caught texting while driving and have been fined
0.
/slut
You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you
0.
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
95.
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
67.
/work
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62
/rob @digital sandal
You were caught attempting to rob _vanda., and have been fined
209.
Ho
/work
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62
/slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
377
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
86 for all your items.
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
52
/work
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96.
/work
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84
/work
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69
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
56
/work
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97.
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
64
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
59
/slut
You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay
347 to get it out
You invaded a hangout party and stole
636
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
69 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/work
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67.
/work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
95
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
68.
/crime
Stealing candy from a baby didn't turn out to be as easy as you'd think, you've been fined
431
/slut
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
104.
noooo
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
58.
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
56
/crime
You tried to put the milk before the cereal and were put in jail for your heinous acts, you have to pay
486 for bail!
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
293
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
285 for the night.
/crime
You try taking candy from a baby and get caught. You have been fined
454.
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
63 because we pity you.
/slut
You fucked up, and have been fined
240
/crime
You infiltrate the FBI HQ and make out with the secret plans to sell for
609
/work
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77
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 9 minutes and 9 seconds.
/work shift
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
80
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
50.
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
70
/crime
You unsuccessfully bribed a cop. See ya in prison, buddy. You lost
436
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
223.
/slut
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a
164 fine!
/crime
You steal
462 from a child and (narrowly) escape.
/work
You got out of bed. Have
99
/crime
You pickpocket a candy person for
638
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
234
/work
You receive a check of
53 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/crime
You were caught trying to smuggle illegal aliens across the border and have been fined
380
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
392
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
76
I love that job!
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
372 to stop because that's weird.
/crime
You steal a cellphone and sell it on eBay for
683
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
58
You were caught cheating on a test and have been fined
382.
/slut
You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again.
396 for the paramedics to come and help you out.
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
55
I'm a professional professional! Makes complete sense!
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
51
/crime
You break into a movie theatre and steal all the popcorn, which you sell to a group of hungry college students for
320.
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
269 and a sore ass.
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
79
/work
You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth
85.
How is this working?
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
335 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/crime
You pissed yourself while attempting to rob a bank. Pay
406 to clean it up.
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
60. Good job.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 31 seconds.
You were caught cheating on a test and have been fined
409.
/slut
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you
172!
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
92
/crime
You infiltrate the FBI HQ and make out with the secret plans to sell for
529
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
109 in total.
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
92
/crime
You stole a fish and sell it second hand for
374
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
58 .
/crime
You were caught trying to steal dogs from the animal shelter and have been fined
307
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
267.
/work
You work as a professional bed tester and earn
61.
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
303.
/crime
You plagiarised a school project and have been given a
556 fine.
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
93
You parked in a handicap spot without a permit and have been fined
395.
/slut
You get
369 through donations on your cam stream.
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
94.
/crime
You were caught spray painting "free hugs" on a building and have been fined
324.
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
379 in one night.
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
353.
/crime
You were caught poaching endangered wildlife and have been fined
546.
/slut
You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and
180.
/crime
You got caught stealing from a donations jar and in return you get fined
527
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
77 though.
/crime
You successfully steal someone's car, but have to put fuel in it. The fuel costed
617
You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to
261.
/work
You're a fortune cookie interpreter and spend your days decoding the cryptic messages hidden inside the cookies. You make
56 for your insight into the future.
/crime
The elderly home seems like a prime target, however their lack of medical coverage appals you, and out of the generosity of your heart you donate
95
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
315!
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
75
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
70.
/crime
You sold drugs for
559
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
285.
/crime
You sneak into a farm and steal a cow, selling it to a butcher for
548
/work
You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make
71 for your entertaining bedtime stories.
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
255 in total.
and??
Same with me I can’t see it
I reloaded Discord, it says “all the boys love it! You gather $255 in total.”
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
55
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
78 for it!
/crime
During the escape, the police catch up with your gang and confiscate
682 from you.
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
378 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
LMFOAO thanks man
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
63
/crime
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, and have been given a
353 fine!
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
339
/rob @hasty plover
You attempted to rob lets.start.mischief, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
58.
/crime
You robbed the police station, which normally is a stupid idea, but they took the day off. You escaped with a police car, which you sold for
361
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
390.
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
65
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 2 minutes and 41 seconds.
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 46 seconds.
/crime
You were a hacker and stole Robux
632
/slut
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a
243 fine!
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
71
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
99
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
95
/work
You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
100
/crime
You break into a bakery and steal all the bread, selling it to a group of pigeons for
619
/slut
You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to
360.
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
75
/crime
You have been caught trying to steal an officer's gun. You get a fine of
698
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
170
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 35 seconds.
/crime
Your rent is due. You send a check for
460.
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 51 seconds.
You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay
0 to get it out
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
160 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
You made a great pun! Take this
93.
/work
You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid
85 for sorting jelly beans by color.
/crime
You were caught using a stolen bike and have been fined
475.
/slut
You couldn't get it up and lost
0
/work
You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make
74.
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
91
/crime
You hack into a social media account and post embarrassing content, demanding
469 to remove it
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
190!
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
94 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
96.
/work
You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn
63.
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
53 😃
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
99
/crime
You robbed
593 from a convenience store.
/slut
An adult video site pays you
148 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
/slut
Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged
104 for their medical fees.
/crime
You attempt to rob the peasant's village. You don't find any valuable assets, and you get fined
5.
/work
You develop games and earn
94.
/work
You participate in a psychological experiment and earn
73 for your participation.
/slut
You get paid
399 for crossdressing
/work
You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid
84 for moving traffic cones on the road.
/work
You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make
79 for your skills in temporal navigation.
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
69.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 46 seconds.
/balance
/crime
You robbed a bank and secured
638.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 50 seconds.
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
390
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
68 stashed inside one of them.
/crime
You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined
289.
/slut
Nobody cares about you. You lost
346 trying to twerk.
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
208 in donations!
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
81.
You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 46 seconds.
/balance
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
84
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 28 minutes and 46 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 4 minutes and 38 seconds.
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
239.
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
68
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
63
/crime
You got caught by the FBI trying to get a free Minecraft account. You've been sent to jail and fined
340!
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
235 to fuck the girls inside.
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
94, as it was originally their job
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
84
/crime
An informant catches you in the act and relays it to the authorities. You are caught and fined
633
/slut
You earn
161 for giving some succ (the good kind)
They be doing you dirty by fining you 633
No fr :/
Whats better for gambling in the gambling channel roulette or blackjack
/work
You dig around in your yard and gain
86
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
88
/crime
You trip on a banana on your getaway, and get busted for
395!
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
275... yikes
/work
You serve the customers and receive
76
/crime
You got caught hacking into the CIA, and lost
443
/slut
You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took
0 from you.
/work
You drive women to the store for
55
/crime
You sold drugs for
554
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
236 to stop because that's weird.
/crime
You are caught jaywalking while stealing a purse and are fined
342
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
288 to your Patreon
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
56, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/work
You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make
56 for your expertise in marine mammal training.
/crime
You were caught shoplifting. Pay a fine of
370
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
374
You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
73
/crime
You did not even do anything wrong, yet you lost
471
/slut
Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him
391.
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
54
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 53 seconds.
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
59
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 40 seconds.
/slut
You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you
152.
/crime
You tried stealing money from a cop, you were fined
281
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
119!
/crime
You assassinated an African drug lord for
505
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
66
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
86
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
192
/work
You work as the president and earn
98
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
87
/work
You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make
73 for your expertise in marine mammal training.
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
70
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
248.
/Slut
Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined
54
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 40 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
90.
/work
71 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
89 from your peers.
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
73.
/work
You're an expert in conspiracy theories and spend your days spreading wild stories on social media. You make
51 from your gullible followers.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 43 seconds.
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
67
/crime
You hack into a company's database and sell their trade secrets to a competitor for
622.
/slut
Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged
218 for their medical fees.
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
59
/crime
You steal your neighbour's garden gnome and sell it on eBay for
454
/slut
You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for
139
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
65.
/work
You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make
55.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 1 minute and 37 seconds.
/work
You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make
70 for your lack of effort.
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
72 was earned.
/crime
You impersonate a delivery driver and steal packages, selling the contents for
488
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
98
/crime
While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay
271.
/slut
You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to
121.
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
62
/work
You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid
95 for sorting jelly beans by color.
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
72
/rob @twilit niche
You robbed
124 from perturbabe.
You steal a birds egg and sell it on the black market for
601
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
63
/slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
236!
they won't catch me

/crime
You robbed a bank and were caught during the police chase that followed. Your bail was set at
640.
/slut
You fucked up, and have been fined
174
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
53
/crime
With a few others, you light up a Molotov and throw it at a shop. Somehow you find
273 on the way back.
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
142!
/crime
The cops start chasing you, and
278 falls out of your pocket!
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
75 for your services.
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
349 for the night.
/work
You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win
51.
/crime
You stole a street sign as a prank, but got caught and have been fined
372.
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
110.
/crime
You mug a hobo on the street and manage to get
295
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
106
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
71
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/ crime
You stealthily pickpocket a nearby customer with
312 worth of silver coins.
/slut
Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John
226
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
88, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
159.
/crime
You robbed a cat, but felt guilty once you saw she was a single mom with ten kittens and paid her back
543.
/work
You cannot work for 10 seconds.
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
92
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
51
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
74
You tried to cheat at a casino and have been fined
424.
/slut
Your friend pays you
334 for you to worship her feet
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
400
/crime
Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldn’t stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost
583.
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
100!
/crime
You steal a child's piggy bank for
268
/slut
You earned
287 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
82
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
83
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
136 and a real sore hangover.
/crime
A wise asian girl once said, Be a better criminal. Get fined
232 kiddo
/work
You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make
82 for your unicorn whispering skills.
/crime
You attempt to break into an electronics store. You smash the window to bits and climb inside, only to hear sirens approaching fast.. You haven't even gotten the loot yet. You must have tripped a silent alarm. Busted. You are fined
511
/slut
An adult video site pays you
145 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
75
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
80
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
118
/work
You slept in a bed and found
93 under your pillow when you woke up
/slut
Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged
371 for their medical fees.
/crime
You were caught not helping to commit the crime and instead sitting on your lazy ass talking about it on Discord and were ratted out for
556
/work
You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid
60 for sorting jelly beans by color.
/work
You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make
52 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
50
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
156 for your services.
/crime
You find a trading vulnerability in a game and duplicate inventory for which you sell and earn
613
You work as an egg and earn
86
/crime
You have been caught trying to steal an officer's gun. You get a fine of
386
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
322
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
70!
/slut
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as
318!
/crime
You have been caught trying to steal an officer's gun. You get a fine of
617
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
62 for your struggles.
/work
You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make
86 for your expertise in unicorn management.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
335
/slut
You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a
169 fine!
/crime
You were caught trying to take candy from a baby, and have been given a
507 fine.
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
301 to stop because that's weird.
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
324
/crime
You hacked google and stole
412.
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
54
/crime
Your co-conspirator gives information to the police that gets you arrested. You are fined
382
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
227
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
58 for your team winning!
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
237
Aww yeah, Emma Watson!
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
54.
/crime
You steal a celebrity's autograph book and sell it to a fan for
312.
/slut
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay
367 for violating the stay-at-home order.
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
61.
/crime
You trip on a banana on your getaway, and get busted for
350!
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
282 in return!
/work
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
85 on the way back home!
/crime
You broke into a museum to steal a valuable artefact, but got caught and have been fined
345.
/slut
You take it up the ass for
340
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
171.
/crime
You see an old woman drop
419, and take it!
/ work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
91
/crime
You dabbed on the haters and got
298
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
317.
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
86
/slut
You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay
399 to get it out
WHAT
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you
288.
/work