back-room

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You cannot work for 5 seconds.

[desert granite]

/work

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn 50

Reply #635988

[desert granite]

/slut

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 32 seconds.

[desert granite]

/work

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You cannot work for 6 minutes and 20 seconds.

[desert granite]

/work

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You sell your crab for 63, you monster

Reply #635944

[desert granite]

/work

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You eat bananas for a living and get 100

Reply #636535

[desert granite]

/deposit

[desert granite]

/work

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn 79

Reply #54

[desert granite]

/crime

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You see a man burying a dead body in the park. He pays you 369 to help him out.

Reply #636255

[desert granite]

/slut

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost 251

Reply #635999

[desert granite]

/work

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You clean off the animatronics and get paid 62

Reply #636335

[desert granite]

/slut

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You earn 323 for giving some succ (the good kind)

Reply #635878

[desert granite]

/crime

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You got caught stealing cheese wheels and are fined 430

Reply #636246

[desert granite]

/bal

[oak acorn]

/work

[silent gale]

michaeljhh

You work as a taxi driver and earn 80

Reply #636045

[sick schooner]

/crime

[silent gale]

lilyis1

You got caught stealing from a donations jar and in return you get fined 238

Reply #636099

[sick schooner]

/slut

[silent gale]

lilyis1

Your friend pays you 334 for you to worship her feet

Reply #636061

[sick schooner]

/work

[silent gale]

lilyis1

You work as a professional cat-petter and earn 96

Reply #636438

[oak acorn]

/slut

[silent gale]

michaeljhh

A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you 148 for having your junk out.

Reply #636492

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn 71 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.

Reply #4910408

[desert granite]

/crime

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

A box wobbles & falls from a delivery vehicle, landing right in front of you. Inside you find high-quality cigars. These are worth 671

Reply #635953

[desert granite]

/slut

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You get hired to take it hard for the night for 127!

Reply #636501

[oak acorn]

/work

[silent gale]

michaeljhh

You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn 81

Reply #72

[digital sandal]

/rob @lofty prawn

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You attempted to rob homohexual, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[lofty prawn]

Lmaoo 💀🔥

[digital sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You shake what your momma gave you for 104.

Reply #636544

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You steal a rare plant from a botanical garden and sell it to a collector for 485

Reply #4910489

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for 54

Reply #636397

[oak acorn]

/crime

[silent gale]

michaeljhh

On the way to work you decided to rob a store and successfully got 664.

Reply #635933

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You pickpocket a man/woman. You manage to get 256.

Reply #636195

[desert granite]

/slut

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole 139.

Reply #55467

[stable marsh]

/work

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You work as a bride kidnapper and earn 50

Reply #21

[stable marsh]

/crime

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

As you exit your backyard, a dog from down the street bites your leg leaving you with deep cuts on your calf. You stumble with pain and kick the dog into your backyard before closing the gate. Later that day a Lost Dog poster is seen on the street offering a reward. You return the dog, only after receiving your 360 reward. He shouldn't have bit you on your own property.

Reply #635955

[stable marsh]

/slut

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of 236!

Reply #635946

[oak acorn]

/work

[silent gale]

michaeljhh

You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make 71 for your skills in temporal navigation.

Reply #4910392

[oak acorn]

/slut

[silent gale]

michaeljhh

You post nudes on the internet for 317

Reply #636120

[desert granite]

/crime

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You rob an ATM, but the CCTV captures your face. You are fined 401

Reply #635992

[desert granite]

/slut

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You take it up the ass for 355

Reply #635945

[oak acorn]

/work

[silent gale]

michaeljhh

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 35 seconds.

[oak acorn]

/slut

[silent gale]

michaeljhh

You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you 339 for your services.

Reply #636297

[desert granite]

/crime

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You choked on a Twinkie and had to pay a hospital fine of 641.

Reply #635991

[desert granite]

/slut

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You fucked a traffic cone and found 198 inside it

Reply #636329

[desert granite]

/crime

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You cannot commit a crime for 18 minutes and 52 seconds.

[desert granite]

/crime

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. This causes a spring lock failure and the employee dies. You get sued 574. Great job.

Reply #636357

[desert granite]

/slut

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you 331

Reply #635965

[oak acorn]

/work

[silent gale]

michaeljhh

You work as a zoologist and earn 81

Reply #26

[oak acorn]

/crime

[silent gale]

michaeljhh

You got caught speeding, your ticket comes to 637

Reply #636019

[hardy heron]

/work

[mint creek]

/crime

[silent gale]

v1ctorsteinghost

You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed 97.

Reply #636078

whenstarry

Nerf guns don't work idiot. Fined 592

Reply #636183

[mint creek]

FUCK

/slut

[silent gale]

whenstarry

You give excellent head and earn a solid 113.

Reply #636528

[hardy heron]

Omg

[mint creek]

/crime

[silent gale]

whenstarry

You cannot commit a crime for 55 minutes and 25 seconds.

[mint creek]

you eat babies

[hardy heron]

/slut

[silent gale]

v1ctorsteinghost

You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole 254.

Reply #55467

[hardy heron]

/crime

[silent gale]

v1ctorsteinghost

You stole a car and sold it for 359

Reply #636230

[hardy heron]

/work

[silent gale]

v1ctorsteinghost

You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make 65.

Reply #4910437

[hardy heron]

/bal

[desert granite]

/crime

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You sneak into the theatre and try to steal tickets but you get caught and thrown out with a fine of 568

Reply #635867

[desert granite]

/slut

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of 334, and you go ahead with it.

Reply #636421

[oak acorn]

/work

[silent gale]

michaeljhh

You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly 74.

Reply #55461

[oak acorn]

/slut

[silent gale]

michaeljhh

You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole 219.

Reply #55467

[mint creek]

/slut

[silent gale]

whenstarry

You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a 247 fine!

Reply #636008

[mint creek]

/crime

[silent gale]

whenstarry

The local street gang pays you 615 after helping them beat an innocent citizen

Reply #636172

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn 82

Reply #35

[jagged trail]

/slut

[silent gale]

i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost 212.

Reply #635906

[oak acorn]

/slut

[silent gale]

michaeljhh

The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you 349

Reply #635965

[long elk]

Yo

[dapper hazel]

/slut

[silent gale]

weactor404

You give excellent head and earn a solid 268.

Reply #636528

[dapper hazel]

/crime

[silent gale]

weactor404

A stranger walks up to you and you decide to steal their clothes, you some how did it and got away with an outfit valued at 639.

Reply #55466

[dapper hazel]

/rob @long elk

[silent gale]

weactor404

You were caught attempting to rob payton6272727, and have been fined 328.

[dapper hazel]

/job

/work

[silent gale]

weactor404

You do some work around the house for 95

Reply #41920

[oak acorn]

/work

[silent gale]

michaeljhh

You work as a caterpillar walker and earn 58 for walking caterpillars on leaves.

Reply #4910411

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You repair the lights and receive 93

Reply #636339

[oak acorn]

/work

[silent gale]

michaeljhh

You work as a fake bus passenger and earn 82 for filling up empty seats on the bus.

Reply #4910416

[oak acorn]

/slut

[silent gale]

michaeljhh

You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing 286 to resolve your burnt skin.

Reply #636270

[oak acorn]

/work

[silent gale]

michaeljhh

You're an expert in conspiracy theories and spend your days spreading wild stories on social media. You make 94 from your gullible followers.

Reply #4910388

[dapper hazel]

/work

[silent gale]

weactor404

You're a fortune cookie interpreter and spend your days decoding the cryptic messages hidden inside the cookies. You make 95 for your insight into the future.

Reply #4910391

[dapper hazel]

/slut

[silent gale]

weactor404

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you 373 for the good time.

Reply #635911

[dapper hazel]

/rob @oak acorn

[silent gale]

weactor404

You were caught attempting to rob michaeljhh, and have been fined 478.

[dapper hazel]

fuck

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

Great job! You work as a professional professional and got 57

Reply #204081

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's 67.

Reply #636071

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a professional bed tester and earn 63.

Reply #4910432

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a bed warmer and earn 100

Reply #40

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make 78 for your expertise in unicorn management.

Reply #4910398

[desert granite]

/crime

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You were caught trying to steal a cat, and have been given a 351 fine!

Reply #635893

[desert granite]

/slut

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid 249

Reply #636463

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You work as a cross dresser model and earn 55

Reply #17

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make 96!

Reply #636413

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You work as the head of potatoes and earn 54

Reply #13

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for 70

Reply #838228

[sick schooner]

/work

[silent gale]

lilyis1

You work as a taxi driver and earn 67

Reply #636045

[sick schooner]

67

/slut

[silent gale]

lilyis1

You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in 296

Reply #80

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You clean off the chairs and get paid 73

Reply #636336

[digital sandal]

/rob @twilit niche

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You robbed 93 from perturbabe.

[twilit niche]

[desert granite]

/crime

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

Your friend bet you that you couldn't beat him in Madden. He won 400.

Reply #636201

[desert granite]

/slut

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you 133 for your solid work.

Reply #636269

[hardy heron]

/work

[silent gale]

v1ctorsteinghost

You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make 78 for your bravery and heroism.

Reply #4910397

[hardy heron]

/slut

[silent gale]

v1ctorsteinghost

You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay 112 to fix your leg

Reply #636011

[hardy heron]

:0

[rocky wraith]

How do i join a voice chat

[rustic night]

#how-to-vc

[rocky wraith]

Thx

[rustic night]

[jagged trail]

/slut

[silent gale]

i_love_rdr2_and_gow

Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him 141.

Reply #635908

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got 63 for your efforts!

Reply #636053

[jagged trail]

/crime

[silent gale]

i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You steal all the candy from a candy store. After fighting the urge to eat it, you sell it for 358.

Reply #635914

[stable marsh]

/work

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you 71.

Reply #636403

[stable marsh]

/crime

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You were caught driving under the influence of alcohol and have been fined 217.

Reply #4910510

[stable marsh]

/slut

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

Your client sticks it inside you and pays you 225

Reply #636500

[stable marsh]

/rob @digital sandal

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You robbed 61 from _vanda..

[stable marsh]

Yoink

[ashen igloo]

/work

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive 99

Reply #636351

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a caterpillar walker and earn 76 for walking caterpillars on leaves.

Reply #4910411

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find 60 stashed inside one of them.

Reply #6070

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found 90 near one of the potatoes

Reply #906378

[spare shell]

/work

[silent gale]

fnaf_faner

You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you 58 for your struggles.

Reply #636489

[spare shell]

/work

[silent gale]

fnaf_faner

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.

[spare shell]

/crime

[silent gale]

fnaf_faner

You were caught stealing from your boss, so he stole 258 from you!

Reply #636222

[spare shell]

/slut

[silent gale]

fnaf_faner

An adult video site pays you 146 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".

Reply #55469

[spare shell]

/work

[silent gale]

fnaf_faner

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 13 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You put your nose to the grindstone and earned 65.

Reply #636429

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You work as a comedian and earn 51

Reply #29

[cobalt tartan]

/wokr

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a dumpster diver and earn 78

Reply #61

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 47 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You gave yourself 83 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...

Reply #636480

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn 57

Reply #635865

[desert granite]

/crime

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You were caught using your phone in a movie theatre and have been fined 172.

Reply #4910499

[desert granite]

/slut

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You work as a lubricant tester and earn 369.

Reply #636054

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a high school student with no life. Have 95 because we pity you.

Reply #7000

[hardy heron]

/work

[silent gale]

v1ctorsteinghost

You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding 64. Congrats!

Reply #636450

[hardy heron]

/slut

[silent gale]

v1ctorsteinghost

You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes 232 from you.

Reply #636558

[oak acorn]

/work

[silent gale]

michaeljhh

The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of 84 off your new game.

Reply #55463

[polar helm]

/slut

[silent gale]

_80s_the_madman_

You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a 128 fine!

Reply #636008

[polar helm]

darn

/slut

[silent gale]

_80s_the_madman_

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 45 seconds.

[polar helm]

/crime

/crime

[silent gale]

_80s_the_madman_

You break into a bakery and steal all the bread, selling it to a group of pigeons for 261

Reply #4910466

[polar helm]

awesome

/job

/work

[silent gale]

_80s_the_madman_

You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip 55.

Reply #635939

[polar helm]

/work

/rob @desert granite

[silent gale]

_80s_the_madman_

You were caught attempting to rob thewintersoldier_, and have been fined 289.

[polar helm]

DAMNIT

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a dumpster diver and earn 92

Reply #61

[hardy heron]

/work

[silent gale]

v1ctorsteinghost

You work as a pumpkin picker 70

Reply #6069

[hardy heron]

/slut

[silent gale]

v1ctorsteinghost

You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a 400 fine!

Reply #636008

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a pumpkin picker 50

Reply #6069

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You worked for the Police and earned 58

Reply #636538

[desert granite]

Hey what did I do

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn 57

Reply #75

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 39 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a caterpillar walker and earn 72 for walking caterpillars on leaves.

Reply #4910411

[desert granite]

/crime

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You were caught stealing a bike and have been fined 429.

Reply #4910551

[desert granite]

/slut

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent 346 to your Patreon

Reply #635975

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you 55 for helping them out.

Reply #636491

[desert granite]

/crime

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You spend all week trying to hack into a bank's system, and fail miserably. Because of bills and having to pay for food, you have lost 445.

Reply #636134

[desert granite]

/slut

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather 149 in total.

Reply #636069

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You have a successful YouTube channel and make 68 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue

Reply #635986

[polar helm]

Tested the command, no offense meant

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you 97, as it was originally their job

Reply #636304

[low mantle]

/slut

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again. 383 for the paramedics to come and help you out.

Reply #636062

[low mantle]

/crime

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You kidnap a citizen and take them hostage for 472

Reply #636311

[jagged trail]

/work

[silent gale]

i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You sell bananas for 86

Reply #834708

[jagged trail]

/slut

[silent gale]

i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you 100 for the night.

Reply #636471

[jagged trail]

/crime

[silent gale]

i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You rob the 24/7 and steal a few hundred bucks, then you remember, its a game and you waste 313 for more in game currency.

Reply #55471

[grave goblet]

/rob @cobalt tartan

[silent gale]

ejderhavcisi12

You were caught attempting to rob halrirae, and have been fined 208.

[grave goblet]

/work

[silent gale]

ejderhavcisi12

You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn 92

Reply #230200

[grave goblet]

/work

[silent gale]

ejderhavcisi12

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.

[grave goblet]

/slut

[silent gale]

ejderhavcisi12

You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather 391 in total.

Reply #636069

[grave goblet]

/crime

[silent gale]

ejderhavcisi12

You got caught digging up dead memes and got a 483 fine.

Reply #636171

[grave goblet]

dayumn

[oak acorn]

/work

[silent gale]

michaeljhh

You're an expert in conspiracy theories and spend your days spreading wild stories on social media. You make 80 from your gullible followers.

Reply #4910388

[desert granite]

/crime

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You sell your first mixtape and earn 358

Reply #636147

[desert granite]

/slut

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn 367 and a sore ass.

Reply #636007

[urban scroll]

/work

[silent gale]

united_star_75123

You worked for the Police and earned 56

Reply #636538

[urban scroll]

/work

[silent gale]

united_star_75123

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.

[urban scroll]

/slut

[silent gale]

united_star_75123

Your pimp gives you an extra 172

Reply #636546

[urban scroll]

/crime

[silent gale]

united_star_75123

You were caught trying to pickpocket! You are fined 283

Reply #636371

[oak acorn]

/slut

[silent gale]

michaeljhh

You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you 379 on your way out of the locker room.

Reply #636320

[desert granite]

/crime

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You were caught poaching endangered wildlife and have been fined 321.

Reply #4910553

[desert granite]

/slut

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was 314.

Reply #55474

[oak acorn]

/work

[silent gale]

michaeljhh

After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you 76, it must be your lucky day!

Reply #834699

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a professional bed tester and earn 68.

Reply #4910432

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you 81 .

Reply #636084

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a smarties expert and earn 76

Reply #24

[dusky ocean]

/work

[silent gale]

mialcv

Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn 50, despite you keep Googling all your problems.

Reply #636395

[dusky ocean]

/crime

[silent gale]

mialcv

You steal your boss's stapler and sell it to a co-worker for 603

Reply #4910472

[dusky ocean]

RICH

/slut

[silent gale]

mialcv

You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you 233 in order to keep quiet about it.

Reply #636040

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a janitor and earn 53

Reply #74

[sick schooner]

/work

[silent gale]

lilyis1

You worked as a bartender, and earned 83 from selling drinks

Reply #838263

[sick schooner]

/slut

[silent gale]

lilyis1

Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes 302, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.

Reply #636265

[sick schooner]

/crime

[silent gale]

lilyis1

You steal lamps for 524

Reply #635941

[desert granite]

/slut

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you 313 to stop because that's weird.

Reply #636350

[desert granite]

/crime

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You tried to trip an old man and he beats you with a stick. The police then arrive on scene and fine you 385 for attempted murder.

Reply #55470

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

Taxes collected! You have gained 93

Reply #636506

[ashen igloo]

/work

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You milk a cow for 63

Reply #41924

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you 64 for your struggles.

Reply #636489

[oak acorn]

/slut

[silent gale]

michaeljhh

You work as a cunning linguist and earn 149

Reply #28

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a fake bus passenger and earn 55 for filling up empty seats on the bus.

Reply #4910416

[static flame]

/work

[silent gale]

sasa213

You work hard all day and your boss pays you 93 after the pizzeria closes down.

Reply #636352

[static flame]

/slut

[silent gale]

sasa213

You worked as a sperm donor and earned 149

Reply #838098

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You host a fine wine tasting event and get 60

Reply #636087

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a help desk technician and earn 99

Reply #3

[bitter current]

/slut

[silent gale]

douglasnfl

You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have 270

Reply #1441157

[bitter current]

Im a sexy fem-furry damn

/work

[silent gale]

douglasnfl

You work as a bounty hunter and earn 88

Reply #57

[bitter current]

/crime

[silent gale]

douglasnfl

Sitting on a cop car wasn't smart. They gave you a 530 fine, because nobody likes marks being left on their windows!

Reply #838106

[bitter current]

FUCK

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make 91 for your expertise in marine mammal training.

Reply #4910405

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 55 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive 67

Reply #636496

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 33 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You gave yourself 55 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...

Reply #636480

[oak acorn]

/work

[silent gale]

michaeljhh

You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for 65.

Reply #636303

[oak acorn]

/slut

[silent gale]

michaeljhh

You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay 241 for violating the stay-at-home order.

Reply #834630

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You drive women to the store for 81

Reply #636048

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a professional cock fighter and earn 100

Reply #7083

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you 90.

Reply #636509

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 38 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a high school student with no life. Have 55 because we pity you.

Reply #7000

[desert granite]

/crime

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost 311.

Reply #635956

[desert granite]

/slut

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again. 95 for the paramedics to come and help you out.

Reply #636062

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You got out of bed. Have 96

Reply #635934

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make 95 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.

Reply #4910404

[desert granite]

/slut

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You licked SpongeBob's feet for 152!

Reply #834979

[desert granite]

/crime

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube that gets a lot of hits, 407 arrives in the mail the next day.

Reply #636447

[lofty prawn]

/rob @digital sandal

[silent gale]

homohexual

You were caught attempting to rob _vanda., and have been fined 258.

[digital sandal]

/rob @twilit niche

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You robbed 48 from perturbabe.

[digital sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn 218 and a sore ass.

Reply #636007

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You successfully complete a heist and earn 472!

Reply #636187

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You work as a help desk technician and earn 53

Reply #3

[twilit niche]

[desert granite]

/crime

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You tried to jump the old lady walking down the street. Turns out she had a gun, and robbed you blind of 513

Reply #636018

[desert granite]

/slut

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you 127!

Reply #635920

[oak acorn]

/slut

[silent gale]

michaeljhh

Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay 297 for a new one.

Reply #636039

[clear sand]

/slut

[silent gale]

z3a6

You get 191 through donations on your cam stream.

Reply #636502

[clear sand]

/work

[silent gale]

z3a6

You do some work around the house for 94

Reply #41920

[clear sand]

/gamble

/all

/commands

/crime

[silent gale]

z3a6

You murdered your old CEO and found 627 in his jacket!

Reply #636141

[clear sand]

/robbery

/rob

[silent gale]

z3a6

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[clear sand]

/work

[silent gale]

z3a6

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 25 seconds.

[clear sand]

/leaderboard

/rob @desert granite

[silent gale]

z3a6

You were caught attempting to rob thewintersoldier_, and have been fined 484.

[clear sand]

FUCK

[desert granite]

Bro

What did i do to you

[clear sand]

/rob @oak acorn _

[silent gale]

z3a6

Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[clear sand]

My bad idk how this works @desert granite i just got here

[desert granite]

Wasnt very nice of you

[clear sand]

what do the coins do

[clear sand]

Mb

[desert granite]

You can buy stuff on

[clear sand]

Oh

[desert granite]

uhh

oh it wont work in here

[clear sand]

like your colored username

[desert granite]

Thank you

[desert granite]

Go to #bar

[clear sand]

yw

[clear sand]

ty

[oak acorn]

/work

[silent gale]

michaeljhh

You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make 82 for your expertise in unicorn management.

Reply #4910398

[clear sand]

/work

[silent gale]

z3a6

You cannot work for 5 minutes and 24 seconds.

z3a6

You cannot commit a crime for 55 minutes and 39 seconds.

z3a6

You cannot be a slut for 55 minutes and 14 seconds.

[clear sand]

/beh

/beg

/homeless

/balance

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

Taxes collected! You have gained 100

Reply #636506

[clear sand]

/work

[silent gale]

z3a6

You work as a janitor and earn 75

Reply #74

[clear sand]

/slut

[silent gale]

z3a6

The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you 215

Reply #635965

[clear sand]

/job

/rob @cobalt tartan

[silent gale]

z3a6

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 45 minutes and 27 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

work more and gain more

If you want more money , just work every 10 minutes .

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain 69

Reply #636390

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You find 78 randomly lying in the gutter

Reply #635890

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make 78 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.

Reply #4910403

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a professional sleeper and earn 77

Reply #42

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn 56

Reply #36

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received 61!

Reply #203527

[oak acorn]

/work

[silent gale]

michaeljhh

You work as a model and earn 89

Reply #18

[desert granite]

/slut

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You shake what your momma gave you for 330.

Reply #636544

[desert granite]

/work

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.

[desert granite]

/crime

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You were caught dumping trash illegally and have been fined 293.

Reply #4910550

[oak acorn]

/slut

[silent gale]

michaeljhh

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you 324 for the night.

Reply #636471

[elfin spire]

/crime

[silent gale]

himself0_

You fail to pickpocket a noble. He summons the guards and they fine you 293

Reply #636235

[elfin spire]

/slut

[silent gale]

himself0_

You work as a cunning linguist and earn 199

Reply #28

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a professional bed tester and earn 75.

Reply #4910432

[undone thunder]

/work

[silent gale]

pixelmandogamer

You work as a janitor and earn 94

Reply #74

[sick schooner]

/work

[silent gale]

lilyis1

After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn 71!

Reply #636293

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make 74 off of donations.

Reply #6953

[sick schooner]

/slut

[silent gale]

lilyis1

Your friend pays you 239 for you to worship her feet

Reply #636061

[sick schooner]

/crimw

/crime

[silent gale]

lilyis1

You attempt to rob a body builder, you get your ass kicked. Pay 385

Reply #636137

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a fake bus passenger and earn 54 for filling up empty seats on the bus.

Reply #4910416

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You did a fundraiser and raised 70

Reply #834686

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 24 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn 61

Reply #62

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn 86

Reply #635869

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn 57

Reply #635988

[oak acorn]

/work

[silent gale]

michaeljhh

While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found 60!

Reply #636550

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You worked in the cafeteria and have earned 89

Reply #636469

[oak acorn]

/slut

[silent gale]

michaeljhh

You earned 114 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.

Reply #636027

[desert granite]

/crime

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You were caught using a stolen bike and have been fined 387.

Reply #4910509

[desert granite]

/slut

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

Your condom supply runs out and you pay 364 to restock.

Reply #636003

espectro0000

You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make 65 for your expertise in unicorn management.

Reply #4910398

espectro0000

You rob a liquor store for 315

Reply #636499

[oak acorn]

/crime

[silent gale]

michaeljhh

During the escape, the police catch up with your gang and confiscate 388 from you.

Reply #636426

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for 60

Reply #636397

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 46 seconds.

[exotic island]

/work

[silent gale]

ishola0749

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 53.

Reply #636057

[exotic island]

/pay

[unreal viper]

/crime

[silent gale]

idyllic_constellationz

You were caught trying to steal a cat, and have been given a 200 fine!

Reply #635893

[unreal viper]

/work

[silent gale]

idyllic_constellationz

You walk dogs for 78.

Reply #636065

[hardy heron]

/work

[silent gale]

v1ctorsteinghost

Your level got featured epic and you won 76

Reply #636296

[hardy heron]

Nooo

[oak acorn]

/work

[silent gale]

michaeljhh

You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid 80 to dust off dinosaur fossils.

Reply #4910415

[desert granite]

/slut

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you 217.

Reply #636291

[desert granite]

/crime

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

What me? No, I didn't commit a crime. Crime-who? Crime-what? Acquire 640 for something that definitely wasn't illegal

Reply #636275

[oak acorn]

/crime

[silent gale]

michaeljhh

You steal your neighbour's Wi-Fi and charge them 456 for it

Reply #4910464

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn 65!

Reply #636293

[low mantle]

/slut

[silent gale]

laycrisps

That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay 332 in hospital fees.

Reply #636268

[low mantle]

/crime

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You went to rob a bank and failed miserably, although you did escape the cops and made it back to your apartment. You found 446 on the ground in the parking lot.

Reply #636497

[oak acorn]

/work

[silent gale]

michaeljhh

You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned 77.

Reply #636086

[finite ivy]

/work

[silent gale]

luotiliivi1

You work for a private military company, earning 56

Reply #636074

[finite ivy]

/crimr

/crime

[silent gale]

luotiliivi1

You steal 631 from your boss and didn't get caught.

Reply #636354

[finite ivy]

/crime

[silent gale]

luotiliivi1

You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 27 seconds.

[finite ivy]

/work

[silent gale]

luotiliivi1

You cannot work for 7 minutes and 7 seconds.

[finite ivy]

/slut

[silent gale]

luotiliivi1

You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have 273

Reply #1441157

[desert granite]

/crime

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You failed to steal and the cops found you, you were fined 148

Reply #636504

[desert granite]

/slut

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

Your used underwear was bought on eBay for 304... yikes

Reply #635967

[oak acorn]

/slut

[silent gale]

michaeljhh

You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and 322.

Reply #636478

[oak acorn]

/crime

[silent gale]

michaeljhh

You were caught stealing copper wire from an abandoned building and have been fined 521.

Reply #4910549

[oak acorn]

/job

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn 92

Reply #635865

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as an engineer and earn 90

Reply #71

[cobalt tartan]

/bal

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 4 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 91

Reply #635952

[desert granite]

/crime

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You steal a famous chef's secret recipe book and sell it to a rival restaurant for 657.

Reply #4910525

[desert granite]

/slut

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you 307

Reply #635965

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of 88 off your new game.

Reply #55463

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 1 minute and 44 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a wine taster and earn 70

Reply #15

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn 75

Reply #75

[sick schooner]

/work

[silent gale]

lilyis1

You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth 77!

Reply #636343

[sick schooner]

/slut

[silent gale]

lilyis1

You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned 396

Reply #636089

[sick schooner]

/crime

[silent gale]

lilyis1

You were caught throwing litter out of your car window and have been fined 451.

Reply #4910558

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You found 93 on the floor.

Reply #636294

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make 83 for your therapeutic skills.

Reply #4910396

[worn island]

/crime

[silent gale]

kensu314

Nerf guns don't work idiot. Fined 270

Reply #636183

[shadow pike]

/work

[silent gale]

freakyshidou0958_87428

After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you 85, as it was originally their job

Reply #636304

[shadow pike]

/crime

[silent gale]

freakyshidou0958_87428

You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost 292.

Reply #635956

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth 81.

Reply #636553

[hoary spindle]

/work

[silent gale]

krivane

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 65.

Reply #636057

[hoary spindle]

/crime

[silent gale]

krivane

You were caught trying to steal a red striped shirt, and have been given a 65 fine!

Reply #635994

[hoary spindle]

/slut

[silent gale]

krivane

You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined 0.

Reply #834714

[hoary spindle]

Really?

[oak acorn]

/work

[silent gale]

michaeljhh

You work as a Discord bot developer and earn 95

Reply #70

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn 91

Reply #11

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make 61 from ad revenue.

Reply #636418

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a wine taster and earn 84

Reply #15

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a bounty hunter and earn 76

Reply #57

[finite ivy]

/work

[silent gale]

luotiliivi1

You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn 89

Reply #635988

[finite ivy]

/crime

[silent gale]

luotiliivi1

You have been caught helping your neighbour steal from the local bank, and got fined 89

Reply #636244

[finite ivy]

/slut

[silent gale]

luotiliivi1

Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined 0.

Reply #635909

[finite ivy]

/work

[silent gale]

luotiliivi1

You work as a beaver expert and earn 88

Reply #16

[finite ivy]

/work

[silent gale]

luotiliivi1

You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you 70 for your work.

Reply #636481

[finite ivy]

/crime

[silent gale]

luotiliivi1

You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob, collect-income) whilst betting.

[finite ivy]

/crime

[silent gale]

luotiliivi1

You cannot commit a crime for 32 minutes and 26 seconds.

[finite ivy]

/work

[silent gale]

luotiliivi1

You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn 69

Reply #48

[oak acorn]

/work

[silent gale]

michaeljhh

You work as a wine taster and earn 68

Reply #15

[finite ivy]

/work

[silent gale]

luotiliivi1

You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you 90 when you got back home

Reply #636513

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn 79, despite you keep Googling all your problems.

Reply #636395

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make 90 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.

Reply #4910403

[oak acorn]

/crime

[silent gale]

michaeljhh

You were caught dipping Oreos in milk! You were beaten up and had 263 stolen from you!

Reply #635932

[oak acorn]

/slut

[silent gale]

michaeljhh

You shake what your momma gave you for 227.

Reply #636544

[oak acorn]

/work

[silent gale]

michaeljhh

You dig around in your yard and gain 50

Reply #636382

[calm aurora]

/work

[silent gale]

harryz24

You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received 89 from your peers.

Reply #636056

[calm aurora]

/work

[silent gale]

harryz24

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.

[digital sandal]

/rob perturbabe

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You were caught attempting to rob perturbabe, and have been fined 66.

[rustic siren]

/work

[silent gale]

cowpokemorgann.

You worked in the cafeteria and have earned 91

Reply #636469

[rustic siren]

/work

[silent gale]

cowpokemorgann.

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.

[rustic siren]

/rob

[silent gale]

cowpokemorgann.

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[rustic siren]

/slut

[silent gale]

cowpokemorgann.

You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined 291

Reply #168

[rustic siren]

/slut

[silent gale]

cowpokemorgann.

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 51 seconds.

[rustic siren]

/crime

[silent gale]

cowpokemorgann.

You rob a nearby corner store for 602

Reply #636194

[rustic siren]

yeeeeee

/work

[silent gale]

cowpokemorgann.

You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid 74.

Reply #55462

[rustic siren]

/crime

[silent gale]

cowpokemorgann.

You cannot commit a crime for 10 minutes and 51 seconds.

[rustic siren]

/work

[silent gale]

cowpokemorgann.

You got cloned for science. You earned 69

Reply #635872

[oak acorn]

/work

[silent gale]

michaeljhh

You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned 77.

Reply #636086

[oak acorn]

/crime

[silent gale]

michaeljhh

You assassinate an actor for 615

Reply #636238

[desert granite]

/crime

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

A stranger walks up to you and you decide to steal their clothes, you some how did it and got away with an outfit valued at 435.

Reply #55466

[desert granite]

/slut

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

Damn! Those hips don't lie here's 308

Reply #635964

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a professional bed tester and earn 84.

Reply #4910432

[desert granite]

/crime

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You eat pizza with pineapple. Disgrace. Fined 562

Reply #636013

[desert granite]

/slut

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

Nobody cares about you. You lost 159 trying to twerk.

Reply #636454

[desert granite]

/work

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 42 seconds.

[rustic siren]

/crime

[silent gale]

cowpokemorgann.

You robbed a cat, but felt guilty once you saw she was a single mom with ten kittens and paid her back 271.

Reply #635950

[rustic siren]

bro how do I rob a cat

/work

[silent gale]

cowpokemorgann.

You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly 53

Reply #636015

[rustic siren]

/slut

[silent gale]

cowpokemorgann.

Your client sticks it inside you and pays you 151

Reply #636500

[oak acorn]

/work

[silent gale]

michaeljhh

You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly 70

Reply #636015

[fleet trench]

/work

[silent gale]

requioz

You work as crisis actor and earn 87.

Reply #636433

An unexpected error occurred executing this command.

[stable marsh]

/crime

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You were caught eating spaghetti without meatballs, and have been given a 0 fine!

Reply #636025

[stable marsh]

/work

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You work as an onion chopper and get paid 66 for chopping onions in a restaurant.

Reply #4910413

[stable marsh]

/slut

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you 219!

Reply #635920

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You clean off the counters and get paid 61

Reply #636338

[rustic siren]

/work

[silent gale]

cowpokemorgann.

You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found 62 on the floor.

Reply #636029

[rustic siren]

/crime

[silent gale]

cowpokemorgann.

You were caught stealing flowers from a public garden and have been fined 694.

Reply #4910547

[rustic siren]

/slut

[silent gale]

cowpokemorgann.

You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was 54.

Reply #55475

[rustic siren]

/crime

[silent gale]

cowpokemorgann.

The "Don't Step on the Grass" sign in the park was taunting you, so you pranced all over the grassy fields before picking the pocket of the nearby patrolling traffic officer, you were able to nab 496 from their pockets.

Reply #635968

[rustic siren]

/work

[silent gale]

cowpokemorgann.

You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make 65.

Reply #4910425

[desert granite]

/slut

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you 189 after.

Reply #636261

[desert granite]

/crime

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You were caught driving under the influence of drugs and have been fined 259.

Reply #4910532

[oak acorn]

/work

[silent gale]

michaeljhh

You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you 86

Reply #636090

[velvet kestrel]

/work

[silent gale]

floopidagoate0

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 41 seconds.

[normal chasm]

/work

[silent gale]

b00tsneedssleep

You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned 85.

Reply #636059

[oak acorn]

/work

[silent gale]

michaeljhh

You work as a pumpkin picker 75

Reply #6069

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You work as a professional bed tester and earn 100.

Reply #4910432

[desert granite]

/crime

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined 120.

Reply #4910548

[desert granite]

/slut

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you 0.

Reply #635924

[hoary spindle]

/work

[silent gale]

krivane

You take your dog for a walk and gain 71

Reply #636388

[hoary spindle]

/crime

[silent gale]

krivane

You tried to steal from a gas station, but surprise! The cashier had a shotgun! He robbed 71 from you, but at least he didn't call the cops.

Reply #838255

[hoary spindle]

/slut

[silent gale]

krivane

Your client sticks it inside you and pays you 334

Reply #636500

[hoary spindle]

/work

[silent gale]

krivane

You cannot work for 5 minutes and 23 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved 87!

Reply #636278

[hoary spindle]

/work

[silent gale]

krivane

You cannot work for 1 minute and 10 seconds.

[hoary spindle]

/crime

[silent gale]

krivane

You cannot commit a crime for 51 minutes and 8 seconds.

[hoary spindle]

/slut

[silent gale]

krivane

You cannot be a slut for 51 minutes and 6 seconds.

[hoary spindle]

/slur

[silent relic]

/slut

[silent gale]

vernocc

You got your daily dose of Vitamin D 150 : D

Reply #635875

[desert granite]

/crime

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You were caught texting while driving and have been fined 93.

Reply #4910541

[desert granite]

/slut

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined 0.

Reply #834714

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make 58 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.

Reply #4910395

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of 64.

Reply #636406

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as an iceberg mover and earn 70

Reply #31

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for 70.

Reply #636556

[jagged trail]

/slut

[silent gale]

i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You earned 244 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.

Reply #636027

[oak acorn]

/work

[silent gale]

michaeljhh

You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make 76 from ad revenue.

Reply #636418

[amber pelican]

/slut

[silent gale]

.divine_valentino.

You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost 150.

Reply #635906

[amber pelican]

/crime

[silent gale]

.divine_valentino.

You mug someone in a video game for all that they have, too bad it wasn't anything but some worthless bottle caps, netting you 470

Reply #636380

[amber pelican]

/work

[silent gale]

.divine_valentino.

You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid 66

Reply #636419

[wary ore]

/work

[silent gale]

szarr

You work as a zoologist and earn 57

Reply #26

[frosty pewter]

/work

[silent gale]

ginger_ninja64

You become a game developer and raised 51 for charity.

Reply #636361

[wary ore]

/crime

[silent gale]

szarr

You were caught hacking into someone's computer and have been fined 320.

Reply #4910556

[wary ore]

/slut

[silent gale]

szarr

You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job 0

Reply #636075

[wary ore]

Oh

[frosty pewter]

....

[wary ore]

[frosty pewter]

/job

/work

[silent gale]

ginger_ninja64

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 21 seconds.

[frosty pewter]

oh dear

here we go...

/slut

[silent gale]

ginger_ninja64

While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was 253, this sort of thing can never be fixed.

Reply #636366

[wary ore]

Omg

/work

[silent gale]

szarr

You cannot work for 7 minutes and 33 seconds.

[wary ore]

I have a plan I just need money

[frosty pewter]

/crime

[silent gale]

ginger_ninja64

You steal a guard's radio and sell it for parts, and receive 558.

Reply #636211

[frosty pewter]

oooh yesss

got some of my Blackwater money back🔥

[wary ore]

/work

[silent gale]

szarr

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 53 seconds.

[wary ore]

Bruh

[oak acorn]

/slut

[silent gale]

michaeljhh

You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you 393!

Reply #635983

[wary ore]

/work

[silent gale]

szarr

You work as a Penguinologist and earn 54

Reply #636079

[wary ore]

/slut

[silent gale]

szarr

You cannot be a slut for 43 minutes and 28 seconds.

[wary ore]

/crime

[silent gale]

szarr

You cannot commit a crime for 43 minutes and 22 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a professional snuggler and earn 56

Reply #5

[wary ore]

/work

[silent gale]

szarr

You clean off the tables and get paid 80

Reply #636359

[wary ore]

/slut

[silent gale]

szarr

The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay 126 to have them cleaned

Reply #636093

[wary ore]

/crime

[silent gale]

szarr

You failed to steal and the cops found you, you were fined 15

Reply #636504

[wary ore]

Omg

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found 87 on the way back home!

Reply #636521

[stable marsh]

/crime

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

After stealing memes you get tracked down by the meme god and mugged for 286.

Reply #636022

[stable marsh]

/work

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You work as a professional bed tester and earn 98.

Reply #4910432

[stable marsh]

/slut

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as 98!

Reply #204738

[desert granite]

/crime

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

Someone told the police you were doing something sketchy. You got caught and were fined 111

Reply #636541

[desert granite]

/slut

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You become a pimp and earn 354!

Reply #636344

[sick schooner]

/crime

[silent gale]

lilyis1

You were caught smoking in a non-smoking area and have been fined 196.

Reply #4910545

[sick schooner]

/slut

[silent gale]

lilyis1

You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay 0 for surgery.

Reply #636026

[sick schooner]

/work

[silent gale]

lilyis1

You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn 67

Reply #46

[cosmic stratus]

/slut

[silent gale]

_divanix_

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives 263

Reply #635907

[cosmic stratus]

My client better be mary

[toxic ingot]

/work

[silent gale]

liviumihai28

You work as a parkour specialist and earn 58

Reply #9

[toxic ingot]

/slut

[silent gale]

liviumihai28

While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was 191, this sort of thing can never be fixed.

Reply #636366

[cosmic stratus]

/bal

/slut

[silent gale]

_divanix_

You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a 51 fine!

Reply #635892

[cosmic stratus]

bro

/bal

[desert granite]

/crime

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldn’t stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost 322.

Reply #635961

[desert granite]

/slut

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you 183.

Reply #635924

[ashen igloo]

/work shift

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You worked and gained 94

Reply #636440

[sick schooner]

/crime

[silent gale]

lilyis1

Steal pencils from Jeff's house. He gets mad and takes it out on the house across the street, resulting in a triple homicide and manslaughter. The police suspect you as an accomplice, so you pay 67 in legal fees trying to clear your name

Reply #636276

[sick schooner]

/slut

[silent gale]

lilyis1

You get 360 through donations on your cam stream.

Reply #636502

[sick schooner]

/work

[silent gale]

lilyis1

You work as a caterpillar walker and earn 81 for walking caterpillars on leaves.

Reply #4910411

[oak acorn]

/work

[silent gale]

michaeljhh

You work as the head of elephants and earn 50

Reply #7

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

Taxes collected! You have gained 54

Reply #636506

[stable marsh]

/work

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You went to work and gained 74

Reply #636510

[stable marsh]

/crime

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You break into a science lab and steal an experimental formula, selling it to a pharmaceutical company for 372

Reply #4910463

[stable marsh]

/slut

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn 219.

Reply #636527

[mild shadow]

/work

[silent gale]

lego2080

You're an expert in conspiracy theories and spend your days spreading wild stories on social media. You make 54 from your gullible followers.

Reply #4910388

[mild shadow]

/crime

[silent gale]

lego2080

You steal a painting of a mustached man and sell it for 548.

Reply #636208

[mild shadow]

/dep all

/withdraw 200

[sick schooner]

/crime

[silent gale]

lilyis1

You steal a child's piggy bank for 562

Reply #636128

[sick schooner]

/work

[silent gale]

lilyis1

You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of 66 anyway.

Reply #636409

[sick schooner]

/slut

[silent gale]

lilyis1

Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him 206.

Reply #635908

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a streamer and gain 91 from donations

Reply #635918

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You're an expert in conspiracy theories and spend your days spreading wild stories on social media. You make 62 from your gullible followers.

Reply #4910388

[amber pelican]

/crime

[silent gale]

.divine_valentino.

Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined 400.

Reply #636254

[amber pelican]

/slut

[silent gale]

.divine_valentino.

A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you 230 for having your junk out.

Reply #636492

[amber pelican]

/work

[silent gale]

.divine_valentino.

You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is 80

Reply #636014

[amber pelican]

Sighh

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned 69

Reply #635873

[low mantle]

/slut

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated 360 to your Patreon!

Reply #635883

[oak acorn]

/slut

[silent gale]

michaeljhh

Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you 250!

Reply #635920

[oak acorn]

/work

[silent gale]

michaeljhh

The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of 56 off your new game.

Reply #55463

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You did some odd jobs in the city and earned 85. Good job!

Reply #636279

[dusky ocean]

/work

[silent gale]

mialcv

You participate in a scientific study and earn 82 for your time and effort.

Reply #4910429

[dusky ocean]

/crime

[silent gale]

mialcv

You chopped down a government-protected tree and found 652 in it!

Reply #636219

[dusky ocean]

/slut

[silent gale]

mialcv

Your client found your legs legendary and paid you 238

Reply #635974

[gentle shard]

/work

[silent gale]

kaisar

You take your dog for a walk and gain 81

Reply #636388

[gentle shard]

/crime

[silent gale]

kaisar

You are hired by one of the admins to take out a server member. You were caught by the police and are fined 281

Reply #636241

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You found 50 lying on the floor in General Chat!

Reply #636543

[desert granite]

/slut

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives 242

Reply #635907

[desert granite]

/crime

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You break into a movie theatre and steal all the popcorn, which you sell to a group of hungry college students for 494.

Reply #4910513

[oak acorn]

/work

[silent gale]

michaeljhh

You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn 58 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.

Reply #4910408

[amber pelican]

/crime

[silent gale]

.divine_valentino.

You attempt to rob the peasant's village. You don't find any valuable assets, and you get fined 68.

Reply #636158

[amber pelican]

/slut

[silent gale]

.divine_valentino.

You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined 0

Reply #168

[amber pelican]

/work

[silent gale]

.divine_valentino.

You develop games and earn 100.

Reply #636067

[amber pelican]

Oh just enough to gamble

[desert granite]

/slut

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated 246 to your Patreon!

Reply #635883

[desert granite]

/crime

[silent gale]

thewintersoldier_

During an armed assault, you are knocked unconscious by an old geezer. Afterwards, it seems that you are missing 363 when you wake up.

Reply #636267

[oak acorn]

/crime

[silent gale]

michaeljhh

You got caught spray painting graffiti on a public building and have been fined 535.

Reply #4910531

[oak acorn]

/slut