#back-room | Red Dead Redemption 2 | Page 179

silent galeBOT Oct 19, 2025, 7:11 PM

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a_shadowy_friend_2

That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay Cash 0 in hospital fees.

chrome ravine Oct 19, 2025, 7:12 PM

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/rob 7otis7

silent galeBOT Oct 19, 2025, 7:12 PM

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a_shadowy_friend_2

check You robbed Cash 3,248 from 7otis7.

verbal glen Oct 19, 2025, 9:29 PM

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/rob @chrome ravine

silent galeBOT Oct 19, 2025, 9:29 PM

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7otis7

xmark You were caught attempting to rob a_shadowy_friend_2, and have been fined Cash 456.

verbal glen Oct 19, 2025, 9:30 PM

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chrome ravine /rob 7otis7

Thank you

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Really

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 19, 2025, 9:38 PM

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7otis7

Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn Cash 74

verbal glen Oct 19, 2025, 9:40 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 19, 2025, 9:40 PM

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7otis7

stopwatch You cannot work for 8 minutes and 14 seconds.

torpid shard Oct 19, 2025, 9:45 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 19, 2025, 9:45 PM

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kaykay05180

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 19, 2025, 9:57 PM

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7otis7

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feral vault Oct 19, 2025, 10:42 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 19, 2025, 10:42 PM

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boomski5000

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torpid shard Oct 19, 2025, 11:42 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 19, 2025, 11:42 PM

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kaykay05180

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torpid shard Oct 19, 2025, 11:42 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 19, 2025, 11:42 PM

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kaykay05180

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cobalt tartan Oct 20, 2025, 3:16 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 3:16 AM

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halrirae

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feral vault Oct 20, 2025, 4:50 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 4:50 AM

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boomski5000

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cobalt tartan Oct 20, 2025, 5:21 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 5:21 AM

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halrirae

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verbal glen Oct 20, 2025, 5:46 AM

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/qork

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 5:46 AM

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7otis7

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jagged trail Oct 20, 2025, 6:23 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 6:23 AM

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

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jagged trail Oct 20, 2025, 6:23 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 6:23 AM

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

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verbal glen Oct 20, 2025, 6:30 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 6:30 AM

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7otis7

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jagged trail Oct 20, 2025, 6:53 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 6:53 AM

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 29 minutes and 58 seconds.

jagged trail Oct 20, 2025, 6:53 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 6:53 AM

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

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cobalt tartan Oct 20, 2025, 7:30 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 7:30 AM

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halrirae

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cobalt tartan Oct 20, 2025, 7:57 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 7:57 AM

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halrirae

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chrome ravine Oct 20, 2025, 10:09 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 10:09 AM

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a_shadowy_friend_2

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smoky night Oct 20, 2025, 11:12 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 11:12 AM

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csb.06

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smoky night Oct 20, 2025, 11:12 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 11:12 AM

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csb.06

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.

chrome ravine Oct 20, 2025, 11:18 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 11:18 AM

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a_shadowy_friend_2

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chrome ravine Oct 20, 2025, 11:18 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 11:18 AM

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a_shadowy_friend_2

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chrome ravine Oct 20, 2025, 11:18 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 11:18 AM

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a_shadowy_friend_2

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jagged trail Oct 20, 2025, 12:42 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 12:42 PM

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

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jagged trail Oct 20, 2025, 12:43 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 12:43 PM

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

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cobalt tartan Oct 20, 2025, 1:33 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 1:33 PM

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halrirae

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verbal glen Oct 20, 2025, 2:03 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 2:03 PM

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7otis7

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cobalt tartan Oct 20, 2025, 2:51 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 2:51 PM

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halrirae

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hasty bobcat Oct 20, 2025, 3:04 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 3:04 PM

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odysseas2010

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hasty bobcat Oct 20, 2025, 3:04 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 3:04 PM

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odysseas2010

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.

hasty bobcat Oct 20, 2025, 3:05 PM

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/balance

cobalt tartan Oct 20, 2025, 3:14 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 3:14 PM

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halrirae

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hasty bobcat Oct 20, 2025, 3:15 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 3:15 PM

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odysseas2010

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hasty bobcat Oct 20, 2025, 3:15 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 3:15 PM

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odysseas2010

You pickpocket a man/woman. You manage to get Cash 605.

hasty bobcat Oct 20, 2025, 3:15 PM

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WOW

verbal glen Oct 20, 2025, 3:31 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 3:31 PM

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7otis7

You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn Cash 60

cobalt tartan Oct 20, 2025, 3:51 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 3:51 PM

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halrirae

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feral vault Oct 20, 2025, 4:05 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 4:05 PM

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boomski5000

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feral vault Oct 20, 2025, 4:06 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 4:06 PM

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boomski5000

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feral vault Oct 20, 2025, 5:00 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 5:00 PM

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boomski5000

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 5 minutes and 40 seconds.

feral vault Oct 20, 2025, 5:00 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 5:00 PM

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boomski5000

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sterile ermine Oct 20, 2025, 5:01 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 5:01 PM

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lavchaser

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sterile ermine Oct 20, 2025, 5:02 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 5:02 PM

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lavchaser

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sterile ermine Oct 20, 2025, 5:02 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 5:02 PM

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lavchaser

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 27 seconds.

feral vault Oct 20, 2025, 5:15 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 5:15 PM

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boomski5000

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verbal glen Oct 20, 2025, 5:15 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 5:15 PM

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7otis7

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chrome ravine Oct 20, 2025, 5:17 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 5:17 PM

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a_shadowy_friend_2

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feral vault Oct 20, 2025, 5:19 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 5:19 PM

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boomski5000

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feral vault Oct 20, 2025, 5:19 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 5:19 PM

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boomski5000

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 55 minutes and 37 seconds.

verbal glen Oct 20, 2025, 5:20 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 5:20 PM

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7otis7

stopwatch You cannot work for 5 minutes and 28 seconds.

feral vault Oct 20, 2025, 5:23 PM

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/rob 7otis7

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 5:23 PM

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boomski5000

xmark You attempted to rob 7otis7, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

feral vault Oct 20, 2025, 5:36 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 5:36 PM

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boomski5000

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smoky night Oct 20, 2025, 6:32 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 6:32 PM

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csb.06

You sell V-bucks and make Cash 94!

chrome ravine Oct 20, 2025, 6:35 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 6:35 PM

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a_shadowy_friend_2

You worked as a bartender, and earned Cash 66 from selling drinks

chrome ravine Oct 20, 2025, 6:36 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 6:36 PM

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a_shadowy_friend_2

You were caught fishing without a license and have been fined Cash 0.

chrome ravine Oct 20, 2025, 6:36 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 6:36 PM

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a_shadowy_friend_2

You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of Cash 255!

verbal glen Oct 20, 2025, 6:39 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 6:39 PM

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7otis7

You work as a comedian and earn Cash 96

verbal glen Oct 20, 2025, 6:40 PM

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feral vault /rob 7otis7

Enought

feral vault Oct 20, 2025, 7:18 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 7:18 PM

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boomski5000

The Russian government pays you Cash 544 after you successfully blow up an arms depot.

feral vault Oct 20, 2025, 7:24 PM

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/rob bewxre

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 7:24 PM

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boomski5000

check You robbed Cash 0 from bewxre.

stable marsh Oct 20, 2025, 7:49 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 7:49 PM

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noot_nootxd

You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth Cash 58.

stable marsh Oct 20, 2025, 7:49 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 7:49 PM

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noot_nootxd

You try to mug a rich kid, but end up failing and get fined Cash 506.

stable marsh Oct 20, 2025, 7:49 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 7:49 PM

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noot_nootxd

One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid Cash 243 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.

jagged trail Oct 20, 2025, 8:04 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 8:04 PM

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

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jagged trail Oct 20, 2025, 8:04 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 8:04 PM

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you Cash 100.

feral vault Oct 20, 2025, 8:10 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 8:10 PM

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boomski5000

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feral vault Oct 20, 2025, 8:11 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 8:11 PM

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boomski5000

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 6 minutes and 49 seconds.

jagged trail Oct 20, 2025, 8:30 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 8:30 PM

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned Cash 83!

plain wolf Oct 20, 2025, 8:32 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 8:32 PM

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happydappy24

You develop games and earn Cash 68.

plain wolf Oct 20, 2025, 8:32 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 8:32 PM

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happydappy24

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feral vault Oct 20, 2025, 9:01 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 9:01 PM

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boomski5000

You walk dogs for Cash 59.

feral vault Oct 20, 2025, 9:01 PM

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/crime

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/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 20, 2025, 9:01 PM

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boomski5000

You attempted to take a guy's wallet, but you grabbed his ass instead and was fined Cash 483 for sexual assault

feral vault Oct 20, 2025, 9:20 PM

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/work

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/work

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/crimw

verbal glen Oct 20, 2025, 9:21 PM

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/work

feral vault Oct 20, 2025, 9:23 PM

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/work

jagged trail Oct 20, 2025, 10:31 PM

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/slut

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/slut

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/work

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/work

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/with 1

digital sandal Oct 20, 2025, 11:40 PM

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/rob @twilit niche

twilit niche Oct 20, 2025, 11:40 PM

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Hey

digital sandal Oct 20, 2025, 11:40 PM

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Wtf

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why doesn't it work

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/work

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Lilith fix your bots

twilit niche Oct 20, 2025, 11:41 PM

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Because the whorebot is down

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For 3 hours

digital sandal Oct 20, 2025, 11:41 PM

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skeletonappearsgif

cobalt tartan Oct 21, 2025, 12:08 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 21, 2025, 1:09 AM

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catie.cat

You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn Cash 56

rustic night Oct 21, 2025, 1:09 AM

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It’s working now

sterile ermine Oct 21, 2025, 3:27 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 21, 2025, 3:27 AM

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lavchaser

You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned Cash 54. The students loved you!

sterile ermine Oct 21, 2025, 3:27 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 21, 2025, 3:27 AM

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lavchaser

Those weren't girl scout cookies, but hey you got Cash 513

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lavchaser

You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay Cash 158 to get it repaired.

verbal glen Oct 21, 2025, 4:46 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 21, 2025, 4:46 AM

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7otis7

You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid Cash 53 for sorting jelly beans by color.

verbal glen Oct 21, 2025, 4:55 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 21, 2025, 4:55 AM

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7otis7

stopwatch You cannot work for 54 seconds.

verbal glen Oct 21, 2025, 5:20 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 21, 2025, 5:20 AM

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7otis7

You make a living selling weed for Cash 56 a day

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lavchaser

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stable marsh Oct 21, 2025, 7:48 AM

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/wirk

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 21, 2025, 7:48 AM

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noot_nootxd

You work as an elevator mechanic and earn Cash 85

stable marsh Oct 21, 2025, 7:48 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 21, 2025, 7:48 AM

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noot_nootxd

You hack into a dating app and blackmail users for Cash 677

stable marsh Oct 21, 2025, 7:48 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 21, 2025, 7:48 AM

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noot_nootxd

You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined Cash 182 for disturbing the public peace.

toxic ingot Oct 21, 2025, 9:06 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 21, 2025, 9:06 AM

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liviumihai28

You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make Cash 74 for your therapeutic skills.

toxic ingot Oct 21, 2025, 9:06 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 21, 2025, 9:06 AM

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liviumihai28

That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent Cash 248 to your Patreon

cobalt tartan Oct 21, 2025, 3:39 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 21, 2025, 3:39 PM

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halrirae

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verbal glen Oct 21, 2025, 3:50 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 21, 2025, 3:50 PM

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7otis7

You found Cash 63 on the floor.

plain wolf Oct 21, 2025, 5:12 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 21, 2025, 5:12 PM

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happydappy24

You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid Cash 75 for sorting jelly beans by color.

plain wolf Oct 21, 2025, 5:13 PM

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/deposit

fast urchin Oct 21, 2025, 5:58 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 21, 2025, 5:58 PM

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windshear4cast

You scavenge a local garbage dump and find Cash 70 worth of scrap.

verbal glen Oct 21, 2025, 7:46 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 21, 2025, 7:46 PM

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7otis7

You sold fish sandwiches and earned Cash 68 in profits

chrome ravine Oct 21, 2025, 7:47 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 21, 2025, 7:47 PM

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a_shadowy_friend_2

After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn Cash 71!

chrome ravine Oct 21, 2025, 7:47 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 21, 2025, 7:47 PM

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a_shadowy_friend_2

You sneak into a farm and steal a cow, selling it to a butcher for Cash 566

chrome ravine Oct 21, 2025, 7:50 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 21, 2025, 7:50 PM

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a_shadowy_friend_2

Your client sticks it inside you and pays you Cash 130

verbal glen Oct 21, 2025, 9:16 PM

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/wo4k

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 21, 2025, 9:16 PM

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7otis7

You become a game developer and raised Cash 68 for charity.

plucky carbon Oct 21, 2025, 9:21 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 21, 2025, 9:21 PM

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sugarpawss_

You have worked in the prison gardens for Cash 78

plucky carbon Oct 21, 2025, 9:21 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 21, 2025, 9:21 PM

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sugarpawss_

Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of Cash 106!

plucky carbon Oct 21, 2025, 9:21 PM

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phh no

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/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 21, 2025, 9:21 PM

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sugarpawss_

Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined Cash 180.

plucky carbon Oct 21, 2025, 9:21 PM

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aw

verbal glen Oct 21, 2025, 10:06 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 21, 2025, 10:06 PM

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7otis7

Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain Cash 72

cobalt tartan Oct 22, 2025, 12:15 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 12:15 AM

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halrirae

You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn Cash 74

cobalt tartan Oct 22, 2025, 12:21 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 12:21 AM

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halrirae

stopwatch You cannot work for 3 minutes and 45 seconds.

cobalt tartan Oct 22, 2025, 12:29 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 12:29 AM

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halrirae

You get a commission request, the payment is Cash 51.

cobalt tartan Oct 22, 2025, 12:49 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 12:49 AM

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halrirae

You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you Cash 57.

cobalt tartan Oct 22, 2025, 1:12 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 1:12 AM

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halrirae

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cobalt tartan Oct 22, 2025, 1:24 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 1:24 AM

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halrirae

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cobalt tartan Oct 22, 2025, 1:34 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 1:34 AM

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halrirae

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cobalt tartan Oct 22, 2025, 2:09 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 2:09 AM

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halrirae

You suggest something good and get rewarded Cash 50

chrome ravine Oct 22, 2025, 2:09 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 2:09 AM

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a_shadowy_friend_2

You work as a professional worker and earn Cash 69.

chrome ravine Oct 22, 2025, 2:09 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 2:09 AM

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a_shadowy_friend_2

You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of Cash 170.

chrome ravine Oct 22, 2025, 2:09 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 2:09 AM

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a_shadowy_friend_2

You were caught making shitty memes and lost Cash 0

chrome ravine Oct 22, 2025, 2:32 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 2:32 AM

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a_shadowy_friend_2

Someone came and performed a play. They gave you Cash 91 for watching.

cobalt tartan Oct 22, 2025, 2:34 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 2:34 AM

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halrirae

You gave yourself Cash 96 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...

feral vault Oct 22, 2025, 2:42 AM

#

/crimw

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 2:42 AM

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boomski5000

You rob a liquor store for Cash 428

feral vault Oct 22, 2025, 2:42 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 2:42 AM

#

boomski5000

You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned Cash 78!

chrome ravine Oct 22, 2025, 2:42 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 2:42 AM

#

a_shadowy_friend_2

A sudden gust of wind blows Cash 75 in your direction.

cobalt tartan Oct 22, 2025, 3:18 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 3:18 AM

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halrirae

You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and Cash 97.

chrome ravine Oct 22, 2025, 3:27 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 3:27 AM

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a_shadowy_friend_2

Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain Cash 71

chrome ravine Oct 22, 2025, 3:28 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 3:28 AM

#

a_shadowy_friend_2

You wrecked the car you borrowed from the High Rollers in the race. You owe them Cash 0 in damages.

chrome ravine Oct 22, 2025, 3:28 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 3:28 AM

#

a_shadowy_friend_2

You give excellent head and earn a solid Cash 311.

jagged trail Oct 22, 2025, 3:54 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 3:54 AM

#

i_love_rdr2_and_gow

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was Cash 318 in a baggie next to you.

jagged trail Oct 22, 2025, 3:54 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 3:54 AM

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find Cash 82 stashed inside one of them.

feral vault Oct 22, 2025, 4:34 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 4:34 AM

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boomski5000

You found Cash 76 lying on the floor in General Chat!

feral vault Oct 22, 2025, 4:34 AM

#

/crimw

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 4:34 AM

#

boomski5000

Local crime lords remember you still owe a debt to them. You are robbed at gunpoint and lose Cash 560.

cobalt tartan Oct 22, 2025, 4:59 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 4:59 AM

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halrirae

You work as a snake milker and earn Cash 89

verbal glen Oct 22, 2025, 6:28 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 6:28 AM

#

7otis7

You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid Cash 90!

teal geode Oct 22, 2025, 6:55 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 6:55 AM

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dexoticquik

You work as a circus clown and earn Cash 97.

teal geode Oct 22, 2025, 6:55 AM

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/whore

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 6:55 AM

#

dexoticquik

You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes Cash 218 from you.

teal geode Oct 22, 2025, 6:56 AM

#

/job

verbal glen Oct 22, 2025, 7:09 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 7:09 AM

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7otis7

You work as a fake bus passenger and earn Cash 79 for filling up empty seats on the bus.

verbal glen Oct 22, 2025, 7:31 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 7:31 AM

#

7otis7

You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned Cash 62

chrome ravine Oct 22, 2025, 10:15 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 10:15 AM

#

a_shadowy_friend_2

You were caught texting while driving and have been fined Cash 200.

chrome ravine Oct 22, 2025, 10:16 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 10:16 AM

#

a_shadowy_friend_2

You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for Cash 0

chrome ravine Oct 22, 2025, 10:16 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 10:16 AM

#

a_shadowy_friend_2

You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn Cash 90

jagged trail Oct 22, 2025, 11:11 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 11:11 AM

#

i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with Cash 209.

jagged trail Oct 22, 2025, 11:11 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 11:11 AM

#

i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you Cash 89 when you got back home

fast urchin Oct 22, 2025, 11:28 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 11:28 AM

#

windshear4cast

You work as an ear cleaner and earn Cash 99

fast urchin Oct 22, 2025, 12:01 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 12:01 PM

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windshear4cast

You work as a Penguinologist and earn Cash 61

fast urchin Oct 22, 2025, 12:24 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 12:25 PM

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windshear4cast

You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you Cash 68 for your struggles.

cobalt tartan Oct 22, 2025, 12:38 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 12:38 PM

#

halrirae

You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn Cash 90

cobalt tartan Oct 22, 2025, 12:49 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 12:49 PM

#

halrirae

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you Cash 59

cobalt tartan Oct 22, 2025, 1:02 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 1:02 PM

#

halrirae

You clean off the counters and get paid Cash 96

fast urchin Oct 22, 2025, 1:08 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 1:08 PM

#

windshear4cast

You do some work around the house for Cash 94

cobalt tartan Oct 22, 2025, 1:12 PM

#

/wokr

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 1:12 PM

#

halrirae

You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make Cash 75 for your unicorn whispering skills.

cobalt tartan Oct 22, 2025, 1:44 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 1:44 PM

#

halrirae

You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid Cash 88

verbal glen Oct 22, 2025, 2:28 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 2:28 PM

#

7otis7

You work as an Irish dancer and earn Cash 85

feral vault Oct 22, 2025, 2:54 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 2:54 PM

#

boomski5000

You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid Cash 69 for it.

feral vault Oct 22, 2025, 2:54 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 2:54 PM

#

boomski5000

You thought it was a good idea to rob a bank with a banana. They fined you Cash 469.

feral vault Oct 22, 2025, 3:47 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 3:47 PM

#

boomski5000

You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found Cash 77 near one of the potatoes

feral vault Oct 22, 2025, 3:48 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 3:48 PM

#

boomski5000

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 6 minutes and 56 seconds.

feral vault Oct 22, 2025, 3:56 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 3:56 PM

#

boomski5000

You were caught in the act, and fined Cash 697

verbal glen Oct 22, 2025, 4:13 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 4:13 PM

#

7otis7

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned Cash 94

feral vault Oct 22, 2025, 4:16 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 4:16 PM

#

boomski5000

You work as a snake milker and earn Cash 78

feral vault Oct 22, 2025, 4:56 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 4:56 PM

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boomski5000

You work as an elevator mechanic and earn Cash 90

verbal glen Oct 22, 2025, 4:59 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 4:59 PM

#

7otis7

You walk dogs for Cash 75.

feral vault Oct 22, 2025, 5:01 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 5:01 PM

#

boomski5000

stopwatch You cannot work for 4 minutes and 24 seconds.

feral vault Oct 22, 2025, 5:19 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 5:19 PM

#

boomski5000

You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid Cash 60 for doing it

verbal glen Oct 22, 2025, 5:24 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 5:24 PM

#

7otis7

You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn Cash 89.

verbal glen Oct 22, 2025, 5:36 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 5:36 PM

#

7otis7

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got Cash 96 I think...

verbal glen Oct 22, 2025, 6:30 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 6:30 PM

#

7otis7

You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth Cash 65.

feral vault Oct 22, 2025, 7:31 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 7:31 PM

#

boomski5000

You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn Cash 76.

feral vault Oct 22, 2025, 7:31 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 7:31 PM

#

boomski5000

You were caught vaping in the bathroom and have been given a Cash 264 fine.

verbal glen Oct 22, 2025, 8:04 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 8:04 PM

#

7otis7

A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you Cash 86.

verbal glen Oct 22, 2025, 8:39 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 8:39 PM

#

7otis7

You work as a dog food taster and earn Cash 90

feral vault Oct 22, 2025, 9:15 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 9:15 PM

#

boomski5000

You take your cat for a walk and gain Cash 74

verbal glen Oct 22, 2025, 10:01 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 10:01 PM

#

7otis7

You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly Cash 89

half edge Oct 22, 2025, 10:06 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 10:06 PM

#

lex.1002

You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win Cash 60.

verbal glen Oct 22, 2025, 10:08 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 10:08 PM

#

7otis7

stopwatch You cannot work for 3 minutes and 44 seconds.

verbal glen Oct 22, 2025, 10:15 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 22, 2025, 10:15 PM

#

7otis7

You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn Cash 50

fast urchin Oct 23, 2025, 1:09 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 1:09 AM

#

windshear4cast

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got Cash 50 I think...

cobalt tartan Oct 23, 2025, 1:55 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 1:55 AM

#

halrirae

After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you Cash 63, as it was originally their job

cobalt tartan Oct 23, 2025, 1:56 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 1:56 AM

#

halrirae

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 40 seconds.

cobalt tartan Oct 23, 2025, 2:21 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 2:21 AM

#

halrirae

You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn Cash 74.

cobalt tartan Oct 23, 2025, 2:31 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 2:31 AM

#

halrirae

stopwatch You cannot work for 2 seconds.

cobalt tartan Oct 23, 2025, 2:31 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 2:31 AM

#

halrirae

You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned Cash 80!

cobalt tartan Oct 23, 2025, 2:31 AM

#

/bal

feral vault Oct 23, 2025, 4:10 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 4:10 AM

#

boomski5000

You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of Cash 53 anyway.

feral vault Oct 23, 2025, 4:20 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 4:20 AM

#

boomski5000

You do some work around the house for Cash 89

feral vault Oct 23, 2025, 4:20 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 4:20 AM

#

boomski5000

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 42 seconds.

feral vault Oct 23, 2025, 4:51 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 4:51 AM

#

boomski5000

You work as the namer of clouds and earn Cash 64

cobalt tartan Oct 23, 2025, 5:29 AM

#

work

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 5:29 AM

#

halrirae

You work as a sandwich artist and earn Cash 64

verbal glen Oct 23, 2025, 5:51 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 5:51 AM

#

7otis7

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in Cash 94

cobalt tartan Oct 23, 2025, 6:03 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 6:03 AM

#

halrirae

You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get Cash 53 for all your items.

cobalt tartan Oct 23, 2025, 6:31 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 6:31 AM

#

halrirae

You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning Cash 98.

cobalt tartan Oct 23, 2025, 8:16 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 8:16 AM

#

halrirae

You participate in a psychological experiment and earn Cash 64 for your participation.

fast urchin Oct 23, 2025, 8:25 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 8:25 AM

#

windshear4cast

You gave yourself Cash 89 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...

cobalt tartan Oct 23, 2025, 11:27 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 11:27 AM

#

halrirae

You work as a professional cat-petter and earn Cash 95

jagged trail Oct 23, 2025, 12:36 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 12:36 PM

#

i_love_rdr2_and_gow

Your used underwear was bought on eBay for Cash 205... yikes

jagged trail Oct 23, 2025, 12:37 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 12:37 PM

#

i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn Cash 56

jagged trail Oct 23, 2025, 12:37 PM

#

/dep all

verbal glen Oct 23, 2025, 12:47 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 12:47 PM

#

7otis7

You work as a professional cat-petter and earn Cash 83

verbal glen Oct 23, 2025, 1:18 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 1:18 PM

#

7otis7

You work as an ear cleaner and earn Cash 77

cobalt tartan Oct 23, 2025, 1:42 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 1:42 PM

#

halrirae

You worked at the office overtime for Cash 78

verbal glen Oct 23, 2025, 1:49 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 1:49 PM

#

7otis7

You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn Cash 95

cobalt tartan Oct 23, 2025, 2:20 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 2:20 PM

#

halrirae

You did some social work for a good cause ! You received Cash 98 for your contributions !

stable marsh Oct 23, 2025, 2:24 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 2:24 PM

#

noot_nootxd

Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain Cash 53 though.

stable marsh Oct 23, 2025, 2:24 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 2:24 PM

#

noot_nootxd

You get caught adding your milk before your cereal and receive a fine of Cash 509

stable marsh Oct 23, 2025, 2:24 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 2:24 PM

#

noot_nootxd

Damn! Those hips don't lie here's Cash 121

feral vault Oct 23, 2025, 3:38 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 3:38 PM

#

boomski5000

You receive a check of Cash 69 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.

feral vault Oct 23, 2025, 3:49 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 3:49 PM

#

boomski5000

You worked as a bartender, and earned Cash 63 from selling drinks

verbal glen Oct 23, 2025, 3:54 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 3:54 PM

#

7otis7

You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for Cash 84.

verbal glen Oct 23, 2025, 4:39 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 4:39 PM

#

7otis7

You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make Cash 81.

feral vault Oct 23, 2025, 5:10 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 5:10 PM

#

boomski5000

You work as a human statue and earn Cash 63

feral vault Oct 23, 2025, 5:22 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 5:22 PM

#

boomski5000

You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make Cash 95 for your expertise in marine mammal training.

verbal glen Oct 23, 2025, 5:43 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 5:43 PM

#

7otis7

You work as a gender equality consultant and earn Cash 70

feral vault Oct 23, 2025, 7:03 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 7:03 PM

#

boomski5000

You work as a pumpkin picker Cash 98

chrome ravine Oct 23, 2025, 7:03 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 7:03 PM

#

a_shadowy_friend_2

You steal a customer's lucky gold coin which you sell for Cash 339.

chrome ravine Oct 23, 2025, 7:03 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 7:03 PM

#

a_shadowy_friend_2

You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing Cash 0 to resolve your burnt skin.

chrome ravine Oct 23, 2025, 7:04 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 7:04 PM

#

a_shadowy_friend_2

You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned Cash 70

weary lake Oct 23, 2025, 7:06 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 7:06 PM

#

apevr123

You work as crisis actor and earn Cash 89.

verbal glen Oct 23, 2025, 7:07 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 7:07 PM

#

7otis7

You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid Cash 97.

weary lake Oct 23, 2025, 7:07 PM

#

/rob Allende

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 7:07 PM

#

apevr123

check You robbed Cash 50 from 7otis7.

weary lake Oct 23, 2025, 7:08 PM

#

/ rob a_shadowy_friend_2

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 7:08 PM

#

apevr123

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 58 minutes.

fast urchin Oct 23, 2025, 7:44 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 7:44 PM

#

windshear4cast

You work as an elephant dresser and earn Cash 87

feral vault Oct 23, 2025, 9:05 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 9:05 PM

#

boomski5000

You walk dogs for Cash 79.

feral vault Oct 23, 2025, 9:05 PM

#

/crimw

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 9:05 PM

#

boomski5000

You steal a ps4 and pawn it for Cash 441

chrome ravine Oct 23, 2025, 9:05 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 9:05 PM

#

a_shadowy_friend_2

Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldn’t stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost Cash 5.

chrome ravine Oct 23, 2025, 9:05 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 9:05 PM

#

a_shadowy_friend_2

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you Cash 213 to stop because that's weird.

chrome ravine Oct 23, 2025, 9:13 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 9:13 PM

#

a_shadowy_friend_2

You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make Cash 74 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.

feral vault Oct 23, 2025, 9:36 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 9:36 PM

#

boomski5000

You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining Cash 79

feral vault Oct 23, 2025, 9:37 PM

#

/rob spoiledkimmilk

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 9:37 PM

#

boomski5000

xmark Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

feral vault Oct 23, 2025, 9:37 PM

#

/rob spoiledskimmilk

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 9:37 PM

#

boomski5000

xmark Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

jagged trail Oct 23, 2025, 9:43 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 9:43 PM

#

i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You found an extra Cash 170 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all

jagged trail Oct 23, 2025, 9:43 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 9:43 PM

#

i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You work as an Irish dancer and earn Cash 59

verbal glen Oct 23, 2025, 10:03 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 10:03 PM

#

7otis7

Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you Cash 99.

verbal glen Oct 23, 2025, 10:26 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 10:26 PM

#

7otis7

You work as a cross dresser model and earn Cash 57

feral vault Oct 23, 2025, 11:25 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 11:25 PM

#

boomski5000

You sell a truckload of stolen goods and the former president's suit for Cash 580

feral vault Oct 23, 2025, 11:25 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 23, 2025, 11:25 PM

#

boomski5000

You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned Cash 59

cobalt tartan Oct 24, 2025, 12:45 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 24, 2025, 12:45 AM

#

halrirae

You develop games for a living and earn Cash 65.

cobalt tartan Oct 24, 2025, 1:46 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 24, 2025, 1:46 AM

#

halrirae

You have a successful YouTube channel and make Cash 84 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue

restive geyser Oct 24, 2025, 2:20 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 24, 2025, 2:20 AM

#

rickschmidt448

You worked for the Police and earned Cash 81

restive geyser Oct 24, 2025, 2:20 AM

#

/rob arg fan #1

silent galeBOT Oct 24, 2025, 2:20 AM

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rickschmidt448

xmark You attempted to rob boomski5000, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

restive geyser Oct 24, 2025, 2:21 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 24, 2025, 2:21 AM

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rickschmidt448

Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in Cash 198

restive geyser Oct 24, 2025, 2:21 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 24, 2025, 2:21 AM

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rickschmidt448

stopwatch You cannot work for 8 minutes and 39 seconds.

hoary spindle Oct 24, 2025, 2:44 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 24, 2025, 2:44 AM

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krivane

You work as a serial murderer... and earn Cash 78

hoary spindle Oct 24, 2025, 2:47 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 24, 2025, 2:47 AM

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krivane

stopwatch You cannot work for 7 minutes and 54 seconds.

hoary spindle Oct 24, 2025, 2:47 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 24, 2025, 2:47 AM

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krivane

You were caught not helping to commit the crime and instead sitting on your lazy ass talking about it on Discord and were ratted out for Cash 284

hoary spindle Oct 24, 2025, 2:49 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 24, 2025, 2:49 AM

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krivane

You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined Cash 0.

jagged trail Oct 24, 2025, 3:59 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 24, 2025, 3:59 AM

#

i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a Cash 255 fine!

jagged trail Oct 24, 2025, 4:00 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 24, 2025, 4:00 AM

#

i_love_rdr2_and_gow

Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain Cash 72 though.

jagged trail Oct 24, 2025, 4:00 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 24, 2025, 4:00 AM

#

i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You hit someone with a rock and they sued you for Cash 433

feral vault Oct 24, 2025, 4:46 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 24, 2025, 4:46 AM

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boomski5000

You sell your crab for Cash 86, you monster

ornate kernel Oct 24, 2025, 5:14 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 24, 2025, 5:14 AM

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amys.blessings

Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain Cash 63

ornate kernel Oct 24, 2025, 5:15 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 24, 2025, 5:15 AM

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amys.blessings

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find Cash 324 on the way back to your ship.

verbal glen Oct 24, 2025, 8:05 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 24, 2025, 8:05 AM

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7otis7

You work as a professional cuddler and earn Cash 71

verbal glen Oct 24, 2025, 8:28 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 24, 2025, 8:28 AM

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7otis7

You do some work around the house for Cash 79

verbal glen Oct 24, 2025, 11:13 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 24, 2025, 11:13 AM

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7otis7

You work as a cookie cutter and earn Cash 61.

chrome ravine Oct 24, 2025, 11:13 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 24, 2025, 11:13 AM

#

a_shadowy_friend_2

You work as a sewer inspector and earn Cash 84

feral vault Oct 24, 2025, 4:51 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 24, 2025, 4:51 PM

#

boomski5000

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in Cash 52

verbal glen Oct 24, 2025, 4:51 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 24, 2025, 4:51 PM

#

7otis7

You work as a professional wine taster and earn Cash 55.

feral vault Oct 24, 2025, 4:52 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 24, 2025, 4:52 PM

#

boomski5000

You stole a potato and sold it for Cash 260 on the black market

sick schooner Oct 24, 2025, 5:04 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 24, 2025, 5:04 PM

#

lilyis1

You were caught with your hands in the queens underwear drawer, and have been given a Cash 206 fine!

sick schooner Oct 24, 2025, 5:04 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 24, 2025, 5:04 PM

#

lilyis1

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 51 seconds.

sick schooner Oct 24, 2025, 5:04 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 24, 2025, 5:04 PM

#

lilyis1

You work as a beefeater and earn Cash 52

sick schooner Oct 24, 2025, 5:05 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 24, 2025, 5:05 PM

#

lilyis1

Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John Cash 52

verbal glen Oct 24, 2025, 6:10 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 24, 2025, 6:10 PM

#

7otis7

You work as a starving college student, you found Cash 68 on the ground.

verbal glen Oct 24, 2025, 6:35 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 24, 2025, 6:35 PM

#

7otis7

You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive Cash 63

jagged trail Oct 24, 2025, 6:43 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 24, 2025, 6:43 PM

#

i_love_rdr2_and_gow

A girl fondles your boobs and you earn Cash 289

jagged trail Oct 24, 2025, 6:43 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 24, 2025, 6:43 PM

#

i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned Cash 51!

feral vault Oct 24, 2025, 7:17 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 24, 2025, 7:17 PM

#

boomski5000

You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned Cash 56

plain wolf Oct 24, 2025, 7:18 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 24, 2025, 7:18 PM

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happydappy24

You work as an egg and earn Cash 85

plain wolf Oct 24, 2025, 7:18 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 24, 2025, 7:18 PM

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happydappy24

Your pimp gives you an extra Cash 354

feral vault Oct 24, 2025, 7:26 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 24, 2025, 7:26 PM

#

boomski5000

stopwatch You cannot work for 33 seconds.

feral vault Oct 24, 2025, 7:27 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 24, 2025, 7:27 PM

#

boomski5000

stopwatch You cannot work for 16 seconds.

feral vault Oct 24, 2025, 7:27 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 24, 2025, 7:27 PM

#

boomski5000

Just take the Cash 54 and go...

feral vault Oct 24, 2025, 7:27 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 24, 2025, 7:27 PM

#

boomski5000

Trying to rob someone isn't that easy. They attack you and steal Cash 309, luckily you aren't reported.

feral vault Oct 24, 2025, 7:37 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 24, 2025, 7:37 PM

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boomski5000

You battled and gained Cash 84.

feral vault Oct 24, 2025, 7:37 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 24, 2025, 7:37 PM

#

boomski5000

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 50 minutes and 10 seconds.

feral vault Oct 24, 2025, 7:54 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 24, 2025, 7:54 PM

#

boomski5000

You clean the chimney and find Cash 62.

feral vault Oct 24, 2025, 8:04 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 24, 2025, 8:04 PM

#

boomski5000

stopwatch You cannot work for 15 seconds.

feral vault Oct 24, 2025, 8:04 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 24, 2025, 8:04 PM

#

boomski5000

stopwatch You cannot work for 7 seconds.

feral vault Oct 24, 2025, 8:04 PM

#

/work

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 24, 2025, 8:04 PM

#

boomski5000

You work as an Irish dancer and earn Cash 95

jagged trail Oct 24, 2025, 8:23 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 24, 2025, 8:23 PM

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated Cash 122 to your Patreon!

jagged trail Oct 24, 2025, 8:24 PM

#

:/work

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 24, 2025, 8:24 PM

#

i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn Cash 81

verbal glen Oct 24, 2025, 8:46 PM

#

/wo4k

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 24, 2025, 8:46 PM

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7otis7

You walk dogs for Cash 64.

fast urchin Oct 24, 2025, 9:08 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 24, 2025, 9:08 PM

#

windshear4cast

You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make Cash 92.

fast urchin Oct 24, 2025, 9:08 PM

#

/collect

silent galeBOT Oct 24, 2025, 9:08 PM

#

windshear4cast

xmark You have no role income to collect!

fast urchin Oct 24, 2025, 9:20 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 24, 2025, 9:20 PM

#

windshear4cast

You worked and gained Cash 88

leaden knoll Oct 24, 2025, 9:48 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 24, 2025, 9:48 PM

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hero_jd

You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make Cash 87 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.

cobalt tartan Oct 25, 2025, 2:27 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 25, 2025, 2:27 AM

#

halrirae

You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you Cash 61 for your hard work

fast urchin Oct 25, 2025, 3:00 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 25, 2025, 3:00 AM

#

windshear4cast

You work as a professional sleeper and earn Cash 93

cobalt tartan Oct 25, 2025, 6:08 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 25, 2025, 6:08 AM

#

halrirae

A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you Cash 69.

cobalt tartan Oct 25, 2025, 6:27 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 25, 2025, 6:27 AM

#

halrirae

You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid Cash 99.

cobalt tartan Oct 25, 2025, 6:42 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 25, 2025, 6:42 AM

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halrirae

You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly Cash 56.

cobalt tartan Oct 25, 2025, 6:56 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 25, 2025, 6:56 AM

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halrirae

You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned Cash 92.

crisp stump Oct 25, 2025, 6:57 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 25, 2025, 6:57 AM

#

cheeseball_7

You work as an engineer and earn Cash 83

crisp stump Oct 25, 2025, 6:57 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 25, 2025, 6:57 AM

#

cheeseball_7

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 55 seconds.

cobalt tartan Oct 25, 2025, 7:35 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 25, 2025, 7:35 AM

#

halrirae

You work as a comedian and earn Cash 81

cobalt tartan Oct 25, 2025, 7:45 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 25, 2025, 7:45 AM

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halrirae

Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn Cash 73, despite you keep Googling all your problems.

verbal glen Oct 25, 2025, 8:00 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 25, 2025, 8:00 AM

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7otis7

You work as a professional sleeper and earn Cash 69

verbal glen Oct 25, 2025, 8:21 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 25, 2025, 8:21 AM

#

7otis7

You put your nose to the grindstone and earned Cash 95.

cobalt tartan Oct 25, 2025, 8:28 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 25, 2025, 8:28 AM

#

halrirae

Cash 53 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.

fast urchin Oct 25, 2025, 9:04 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 25, 2025, 9:04 AM

#

windshear4cast

You work as a sewer inspector and earn Cash 88

jagged trail Oct 25, 2025, 9:10 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 25, 2025, 9:10 AM

#

i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was Cash 282.

jagged trail Oct 25, 2025, 9:10 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 25, 2025, 9:10 AM

#

i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of Cash 84.

jagged trail Oct 25, 2025, 10:11 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 25, 2025, 10:11 AM

#

i_love_rdr2_and_gow

A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you Cash 268 for having your junk out.

jagged trail Oct 25, 2025, 10:11 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 25, 2025, 10:11 AM

#

i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid Cash 54!

echo snow Oct 25, 2025, 12:56 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 25, 2025, 12:56 PM

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thodor1s13teo

You were farming and earned Cash 62

echo snow Oct 25, 2025, 12:56 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 25, 2025, 12:56 PM

#

thodor1s13teo

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.

crisp stump Oct 25, 2025, 2:26 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 25, 2025, 2:26 PM

#

cheeseball_7

You sell V-bucks and make Cash 60!

verbal glen Oct 25, 2025, 2:47 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 25, 2025, 2:47 PM

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7otis7

You work as the namer of clouds and earn Cash 98

crisp stump Oct 25, 2025, 3:14 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 25, 2025, 3:14 PM

#

cheeseball_7

You worked as a bartender, and earned Cash 65 from selling drinks

jagged trail Oct 25, 2025, 4:34 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 25, 2025, 4:34 PM

#

i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw Cash 169 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!

jagged trail Oct 25, 2025, 4:34 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 25, 2025, 4:34 PM

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned Cash 55. The students loved you!

silent galeBOT Oct 25, 2025, 5:17 PM

#

i_love_rdr2_and_gow

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 16 minutes and 42 seconds.

jagged trail Oct 25, 2025, 5:17 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 25, 2025, 5:17 PM

#

i_love_rdr2_and_gow

A sudden gust of wind blows Cash 91 in your direction.

verbal glen Oct 25, 2025, 6:51 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 25, 2025, 6:51 PM

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7otis7

You repair the lights and receive Cash 51

subtle marlin Oct 25, 2025, 7:12 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 25, 2025, 7:12 PM

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arthurs_cigarette

You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn Cash 87

#

arthurs_cigarette

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.

verbal glen Oct 25, 2025, 8:28 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 25, 2025, 8:28 PM

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7otis7

You serve the customers and receive Cash 51

verbal glen Oct 25, 2025, 9:07 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 25, 2025, 9:07 PM

#

7otis7

You got out of bed. Have Cash 98

verbal glen Oct 25, 2025, 9:36 PM

#

/bj 100

hardy heron Oct 25, 2025, 9:37 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 25, 2025, 9:37 PM

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v1ctorsteinghost

You have a successful YouTube channel and make Cash 58 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue

hardy heron Oct 25, 2025, 9:37 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 25, 2025, 9:37 PM

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v1ctorsteinghost

You sell naked photos of yourself online for Cash 117.

hardy heron Oct 25, 2025, 9:38 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 25, 2025, 9:38 PM

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v1ctorsteinghost

You find Cash 442 laying on the street and take it

verbal glen Oct 25, 2025, 9:38 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 25, 2025, 9:38 PM

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7otis7

You've been asked to steal the last tiramisu from the kitchen, you got Cash 580 for a job well done.

hardy heron Oct 25, 2025, 9:40 PM

#

/rob _vanda.

silent galeBOT Oct 25, 2025, 9:40 PM

#

v1ctorsteinghost

xmark You were caught attempting to rob _vanda., and have been fined Cash 590.

hardy heron Oct 25, 2025, 9:40 PM

#

Alr

verbal glen Oct 25, 2025, 10:24 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 25, 2025, 10:24 PM

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7otis7

You work as a sandcastle builder and earn Cash 77

robust bay Oct 25, 2025, 11:53 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 25, 2025, 11:53 PM

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dreckskind1.

You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make Cash 68 for your dedication to laziness.

robust bay Oct 25, 2025, 11:54 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 25, 2025, 11:54 PM

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dreckskind1.

Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldn’t stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost Cash 357.

robust bay Oct 25, 2025, 11:54 PM

#

Damn

#

what a shit reason

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/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 25, 2025, 11:54 PM

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dreckskind1.

You post nudes on the internet for Cash 225

robust bay Oct 25, 2025, 11:54 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 25, 2025, 11:54 PM

#

dreckskind1.

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 23 seconds.

robust bay Oct 25, 2025, 11:54 PM

#

aw

cobalt tartan Oct 26, 2025, 12:02 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 12:02 AM

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halrirae

You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make Cash 69 for spreading joy and happiness.

paper moss Oct 26, 2025, 12:15 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 12:15 AM

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keanna9

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you Cash 92

paper moss Oct 26, 2025, 12:15 AM

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.

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 12:15 AM

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keanna9

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.

paper moss Oct 26, 2025, 12:16 AM

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AH

robust bay Oct 26, 2025, 12:31 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 12:31 AM

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dreckskind1.

You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make Cash 95 for your dedication to laziness.

robust bay Oct 26, 2025, 12:31 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 12:31 AM

#

dreckskind1.

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 22 minutes and 43 seconds.

robust bay Oct 26, 2025, 12:31 AM

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Mhm

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/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 12:31 AM

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dreckskind1.

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 22 minutes and 18 seconds.

robust bay Oct 26, 2025, 12:31 AM

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ayy

cold laurel Oct 26, 2025, 12:33 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 12:33 AM

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mupf05

You were caught illegally fishing and have been fined Cash 200.

cold laurel Oct 26, 2025, 12:34 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 12:34 AM

#

mupf05

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 19 seconds.

cold laurel Oct 26, 2025, 12:34 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 12:34 AM

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mupf05

You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you Cash 78

cold laurel Oct 26, 2025, 12:34 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 12:34 AM

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mupf05

Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn Cash 394

robust bay Oct 26, 2025, 12:35 AM

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“Best slut”

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 12:36 AM

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dreckskind1.

stopwatch You cannot work for 4 minutes and 41 seconds.

robust bay Oct 26, 2025, 12:37 AM

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fuck it

cobalt tartan Oct 26, 2025, 1:03 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 1:03 AM

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halrirae

You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money Cash 81

modern stag Oct 26, 2025, 1:16 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 1:16 AM

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nukacola_24

Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of Cash 237!

modern stag Oct 26, 2025, 1:17 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 1:17 AM

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nukacola_24

You were caught hacking into someone's computer and have been fined Cash 174.

modern stag Oct 26, 2025, 1:17 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 1:17 AM

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nukacola_24

You work as a professional snuggler and earn Cash 91

robust bay Oct 26, 2025, 1:30 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 1:30 AM

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dreckskind1.

You got out of bed. Have Cash 72

robust bay Oct 26, 2025, 1:30 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 1:30 AM

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dreckskind1.

You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you Cash 134 after.

robust bay Oct 26, 2025, 1:30 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 1:30 AM

#

dreckskind1.

You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined Cash 533.

robust bay Oct 26, 2025, 1:31 AM

#

damn

modern stag Oct 26, 2025, 1:43 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 1:43 AM

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nukacola_24

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 33 minutes and 32 seconds.

chrome ravine Oct 26, 2025, 2:41 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 2:41 AM

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a_shadowy_friend_2

You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn Cash 90

cobalt tartan Oct 26, 2025, 6:09 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 6:09 AM

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halrirae

You work as a Penguinologist and earn Cash 68

echo snow Oct 26, 2025, 7:03 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 7:03 AM

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thodor1s13teo

You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn Cash 82

lofty prawn Oct 26, 2025, 8:34 AM

#

/rob @digital sandal

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 8:34 AM

#

homohexual

check You robbed Cash 453 from _vanda..

lofty prawn Oct 26, 2025, 8:35 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 8:35 AM

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homohexual

You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid Cash 61 for moving traffic cones on the road.

verbal glen Oct 26, 2025, 8:41 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 8:41 AM

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7otis7

You scavenge a local garbage dump and find Cash 86 worth of scrap.

verbal glen Oct 26, 2025, 9:39 AM

#

/wo4k

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 9:39 AM

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7otis7

You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned Cash 93!

verbal glen Oct 26, 2025, 10:53 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 10:53 AM

#

7otis7

You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn Cash 81

robust bay Oct 26, 2025, 11:23 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 11:23 AM

#

dreckskind1.

You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth Cash 79.

robust bay Oct 26, 2025, 11:23 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 11:23 AM

#

dreckskind1.

You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you Cash 294 and maybe chlamydia.

robust bay Oct 26, 2025, 11:23 AM

#

silent gale

ew

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 11:23 AM

#

dreckskind1.

You see an old woman drop Cash 274, and take it!

cerulean fiber Oct 26, 2025, 11:58 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 11:58 AM

#

tonje0856_18668

You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid Cash 56 for doing his job.

robust bay Oct 26, 2025, 12:44 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 12:44 PM

#

dreckskind1.

You did some odd jobs in the city and earned Cash 72. Good job!

robust bay Oct 26, 2025, 12:44 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 12:44 PM

#

dreckskind1.

Damn! Those hips don't lie here's Cash 262

chrome ravine Oct 26, 2025, 12:44 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 12:44 PM

#

a_shadowy_friend_2

You work as crisis actor and earn Cash 65.

robust bay Oct 26, 2025, 12:45 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 12:45 PM

#

dreckskind1.

You work for a Mexican cartel and make Cash 628

verbal glen Oct 26, 2025, 12:46 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 12:46 PM

#

7otis7

You work as an egg and earn Cash 50

weary lake Oct 26, 2025, 2:59 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 2:59 PM

#

apevr123

You work as a lubricant tester and earn Cash 86

weary lake Oct 26, 2025, 3:00 PM

#

/rob allende

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 3:00 PM

#

apevr123

xmark You were caught attempting to rob 7otis7, and have been fined Cash 86.

verbal glen Oct 26, 2025, 3:02 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 3:02 PM

#

7otis7

You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn Cash 51

plain wolf Oct 26, 2025, 3:06 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 3:06 PM

#

happydappy24

You sell your crab for Cash 84, you monster

plain wolf Oct 26, 2025, 3:06 PM

#

/Crime

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 3:06 PM

#

happydappy24

You were caught making shitty memes and lost Cash 295

chrome ravine Oct 26, 2025, 3:27 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 3:27 PM

#

a_shadowy_friend_2

You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make Cash 59 for your therapeutic skills.

verbal glen Oct 26, 2025, 3:27 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 3:27 PM

#

7otis7

You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn Cash 86

chrome ravine Oct 26, 2025, 3:28 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 3:28 PM

#

a_shadowy_friend_2

You sneak into a dog show and steal a prize-winning poodle, selling it to a breeder for Cash 302

chrome ravine Oct 26, 2025, 3:29 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 3:29 PM

#

a_shadowy_friend_2

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you Cash 0.

cobalt tartan Oct 26, 2025, 3:43 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 3:43 PM

#

halrirae

You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make Cash 76 for spreading joy and happiness.

chrome ravine Oct 26, 2025, 3:43 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 3:43 PM

#

a_shadowy_friend_2

You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid Cash 85 for it.

verbal glen Oct 26, 2025, 4:27 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 4:27 PM

#

7otis7

You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made Cash 72

cold bay Oct 26, 2025, 5:13 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 5:13 PM

#

franofrancek

While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found Cash 53!

cold bay Oct 26, 2025, 5:13 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 5:13 PM

#

franofrancek

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.

dusky tartan Oct 26, 2025, 5:35 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 5:35 PM

#

knownbutanonymou

You eat bananas for a living and get Cash 65

hot dagger Oct 26, 2025, 5:50 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 5:50 PM

#

luka.239

You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win Cash 98.

hot dagger Oct 26, 2025, 5:50 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 5:50 PM

#

luka.239

You eat pizza with pineapple. Disgrace. Fined Cash 662

hot dagger Oct 26, 2025, 5:50 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 5:50 PM

#

luka.239

You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay Cash 241 for child support before disownment.

robust bay Oct 26, 2025, 5:51 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 5:51 PM

#

dreckskind1.

You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got Cash 80!

robust bay Oct 26, 2025, 5:51 PM

#

but?

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 5:51 PM

#

dreckskind1.

The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay Cash 334 to have them cleaned

robust bay Oct 26, 2025, 5:51 PM

#

damn

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 5:51 PM

#

dreckskind1.

You were caught illegally fishing and have been fined Cash 479.

robust bay Oct 26, 2025, 5:51 PM

#

Jesus

verbal glen Oct 26, 2025, 6:17 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 6:17 PM

#

7otis7

You work as a smarties expert and earn Cash 62

robust bay Oct 26, 2025, 6:50 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 6:50 PM

#

dreckskind1.

You work in Greggs and earn Cash 67

robust bay Oct 26, 2025, 6:50 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 6:50 PM

#

dreckskind1.

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 1 minute and 1 second.

robust bay Oct 26, 2025, 6:50 PM

#

mhm

robust bay Oct 26, 2025, 8:16 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 8:16 PM

#

dreckskind1.

You get hired to take it hard for the night for Cash 293!

robust bay Oct 26, 2025, 8:16 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 8:16 PM

#

dreckskind1.

You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and Cash 56.

robust bay Oct 26, 2025, 8:16 PM

#

damn

robust bay Oct 26, 2025, 8:17 PM

#

silent gale

ah…

#

Okay

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 8:17 PM

#

dreckskind1.

You fail to pickpocket a noble. He summons the guards and they fine you Cash 590

chrome ravine Oct 26, 2025, 8:42 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 8:42 PM

#

a_shadowy_friend_2

You tried to jump the old lady walking down the street. Turns out she had a gun, and robbed you blind of Cash 91

chrome ravine Oct 26, 2025, 8:42 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 8:42 PM

#

a_shadowy_friend_2

You work as an eel ecologist and earn Cash 62

chrome ravine Oct 26, 2025, 8:42 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 8:42 PM

#

a_shadowy_friend_2

You suck some toes and earn Cash 179

digital sandal Oct 26, 2025, 9:18 PM

#

/rob @twilit niche

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 9:18 PM

#

_vanda.

check You robbed Cash 277 from perturbabe.

digital sandal Oct 26, 2025, 9:18 PM

#

Nice

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 9:18 PM

#

_vanda.

You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive Cash 98

digital sandal Oct 26, 2025, 9:18 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 9:18 PM

#

_vanda.

You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you Cash 187 in order to keep quiet about it.

digital sandal Oct 26, 2025, 9:19 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 9:19 PM

#

_vanda.

The police randomly stop you and fine you Cash 275

twilit niche Oct 26, 2025, 9:23 PM

#

digital sandal /rob <@963888455321022514>

MY MONEY TOMMY

#

MY FUCKING MONEY

subtle marlin Oct 26, 2025, 9:46 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 26, 2025, 9:46 PM

#

arthurs_cigarette

You work as an elevator mechanic and earn Cash 91

stable marsh Oct 27, 2025, 12:04 AM

#

/Work

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 12:04 AM

#

noot_nootxd

You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped Cash 71!

stable marsh Oct 27, 2025, 12:04 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 12:04 AM

#

noot_nootxd

You were caught driving under the influence of alcohol and have been fined Cash 398.

stable marsh Oct 27, 2025, 12:05 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 12:05 AM

#

noot_nootxd

You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job Cash 100

subtle marlin Oct 27, 2025, 12:16 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 12:16 AM

#

arthurs_cigarette

You found Cash 51 on the floor.

subtle marlin Oct 27, 2025, 12:16 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 12:16 AM

#

arthurs_cigarette

Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John Cash 160

subtle marlin Oct 27, 2025, 1:57 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 1:57 AM

#

arthurs_cigarette

Your friend pays you Cash 244 for you to worship her feet

subtle marlin Oct 27, 2025, 1:57 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 1:57 AM

#

arthurs_cigarette

You work all day at the factory Cash 91

cobalt tartan Oct 27, 2025, 2:10 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 2:10 AM

#

halrirae

You sell V-bucks and make Cash 62!

subtle marlin Oct 27, 2025, 2:12 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 2:12 AM

#

arthurs_cigarette

You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned Cash 82. The students loved you!

#

arthurs_cigarette

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 45 minutes and 4 seconds.

modern stag Oct 27, 2025, 2:32 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 2:32 AM

#

nukacola_24

You licked SpongeBob's feet for Cash 217!

modern stag Oct 27, 2025, 2:32 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 2:32 AM

#

nukacola_24

Cash 88 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.

modern stag Oct 27, 2025, 2:32 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 2:32 AM

#

nukacola_24

You were caught staying up past your bedtime and got Cash 378 taken away from you!

cobalt tartan Oct 27, 2025, 2:35 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 2:35 AM

#

halrirae

You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid Cash 50 for streaming it online.

feral vault Oct 27, 2025, 4:22 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 4:22 AM

#

boomski5000

You clean off the animatronics and get paid Cash 90

cobalt tartan Oct 27, 2025, 5:20 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 5:20 AM

#

halrirae

You sweep the floor and get paid Cash 58

hardy heron Oct 27, 2025, 5:22 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 5:22 AM

#

v1ctorsteinghost

You worked overtime for Cash 98

hardy heron Oct 27, 2025, 5:22 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 5:22 AM

#

v1ctorsteinghost

A girl fondles your boobs and you earn Cash 277

cobalt tartan Oct 27, 2025, 5:38 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 5:38 AM

#

halrirae

You work as an elephant dresser and earn Cash 74

echo snow Oct 27, 2025, 5:40 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 5:40 AM

#

thodor1s13teo

Cash 98 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.

echo snow Oct 27, 2025, 5:40 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 5:40 AM

#

thodor1s13teo

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 44 seconds.

cobalt tartan Oct 27, 2025, 5:48 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 5:48 AM

#

halrirae

Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of Cash 60 😃

subtle marlin Oct 27, 2025, 5:49 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 5:49 AM

#

arthurs_cigarette

You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn Cash 100

subtle marlin Oct 27, 2025, 5:49 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 5:49 AM

#

arthurs_cigarette

What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you Cash 243 for your solid work.

cobalt tartan Oct 27, 2025, 6:25 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 6:25 AM

#

halrirae

You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded Cash 88.

robust bay Oct 27, 2025, 6:49 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 6:49 AM

#

dreckskind1.

Your client sticks it inside you and pays you Cash 299

robust bay Oct 27, 2025, 6:49 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 6:49 AM

#

dreckskind1.

You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make Cash 67 just for playing that song, so nice pick!

robust bay Oct 27, 2025, 6:50 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 6:50 AM

#

dreckskind1.

You hacked into a terrorist's computer, and managed to earn Cash 695

thorny crescent Oct 27, 2025, 6:52 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 6:52 AM

#

badassyz.

You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn Cash 98

thorny crescent Oct 27, 2025, 6:52 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 6:52 AM

#

badassyz.

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 48 seconds.

thorny crescent Oct 27, 2025, 6:52 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 6:52 AM

#

badassyz.

You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of Cash 298

robust bay Oct 27, 2025, 7:08 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 7:08 AM

#

dreckskind1.

You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned Cash 82!

cobalt tartan Oct 27, 2025, 7:27 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 7:27 AM

#

halrirae

You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you Cash 82.

errant cipher Oct 27, 2025, 7:29 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 7:29 AM

#

kira.pallackn13

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you Cash 95 for helping them out.

errant cipher Oct 27, 2025, 7:30 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 7:30 AM

#

kira.pallackn13

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.

errant cipher Oct 27, 2025, 7:30 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 7:30 AM

#

kira.pallackn13

You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you Cash 392.

cobalt tartan Oct 27, 2025, 8:10 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 8:10 AM

#

halrirae

You walk dogs for Cash 82.

hard flicker Oct 27, 2025, 10:48 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 10:48 AM

#

jageerr7371

You work as a professional tea taster and earn Cash 82 for tasting different types of tea.

lofty prawn Oct 27, 2025, 12:26 PM

#

/rob @digital sandal

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 12:26 PM

#

homohexual

check You robbed Cash 30 from _vanda..

lofty prawn Oct 27, 2025, 12:26 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 12:26 PM

#

homohexual

You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn Cash 87

crisp stump Oct 27, 2025, 12:58 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 12:58 PM

#

cheeseball_7

You clean off the tables and get paid Cash 57

robust bay Oct 27, 2025, 1:00 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 1:00 PM

#

dreckskind1.

You work as a professional cuddler and earn Cash 93

robust bay Oct 27, 2025, 1:00 PM

#

/slug

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 1:00 PM

#

dreckskind1.

Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay Cash 290 for surgery.

robust bay Oct 27, 2025, 1:00 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 1:00 PM

#

dreckskind1.

You attempt to rob your local McDonalds. The cashier beats you and you are fined Cash 521

subtle marlin Oct 27, 2025, 1:18 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 1:18 PM

#

arthurs_cigarette

You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn Cash 84

subtle marlin Oct 27, 2025, 1:18 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 1:18 PM

#

arthurs_cigarette

You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you Cash 320!

subtle marlin Oct 27, 2025, 1:18 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 1:18 PM

#

arthurs_cigarette

It's your lucky day! You found an unlocked bus and took out Cash 287 from the box of fares.

robust bay Oct 27, 2025, 1:49 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 1:49 PM

#

dreckskind1.

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 11 minutes and 22 seconds.

robust bay Oct 27, 2025, 1:49 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 1:49 PM

#

dreckskind1.

You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you Cash 64

subtle marlin Oct 27, 2025, 2:34 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 2:34 PM

#

arthurs_cigarette

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got Cash 60 I think...

subtle marlin Oct 27, 2025, 2:34 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 2:34 PM

#

arthurs_cigarette

You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse, Cash 334 went down your toilet

subtle marlin Oct 27, 2025, 2:34 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 2:34 PM

#

arthurs_cigarette

You start selling steroids to the players on your team. You manage to make Cash 411!

robust bay Oct 27, 2025, 3:12 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 3:12 PM

#

dreckskind1.

Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes Cash 257, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.

robust bay Oct 27, 2025, 3:12 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 3:12 PM

#

dreckskind1.

You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for Cash 87

robust bay Oct 27, 2025, 3:12 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 3:12 PM

#

dreckskind1.

You attempt to break into an electronics store. You smash the window to bits and climb inside, only to hear sirens approaching fast.. You haven't even gotten the loot yet. You must have tripped a silent alarm. Busted. You are fined Cash 442

robust bay Oct 27, 2025, 3:59 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 3:59 PM

#

dreckskind1.

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 13 minutes and 28 seconds.

feral vault Oct 27, 2025, 4:18 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 4:18 PM

#

boomski5000

You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make Cash 69.

feral vault Oct 27, 2025, 4:19 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 4:19 PM

#

boomski5000

You try to snipe someone, but get your calculations off, hitting a random guy next to your target, losing you Cash 406 in payment for a cleaner.

feral vault Oct 27, 2025, 4:26 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 4:26 PM

#

boomski5000

stopwatch You cannot work for 2 minutes and 5 seconds.

robust bay Oct 27, 2025, 4:30 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 4:30 PM

#

dreckskind1.

You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn Cash 70

robust bay Oct 27, 2025, 4:30 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 4:30 PM

#

dreckskind1.

Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra Cash 280.

feral vault Oct 27, 2025, 4:34 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 4:34 PM

#

boomski5000

You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found Cash 91 on the floor.

feral vault Oct 27, 2025, 4:34 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 4:34 PM

#

boomski5000

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 44 minutes and 22 seconds.

robust bay Oct 27, 2025, 4:40 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 4:40 PM

#

dreckskind1.

You were caught trying to smuggle illegal aliens across the border and have been fined Cash 445

feral vault Oct 27, 2025, 4:47 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 4:47 PM

#

boomski5000

You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make Cash 82.

robust bay Oct 27, 2025, 4:51 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 4:51 PM

#

dreckskind1.

You work as an engineer and earn Cash 86

feral vault Oct 27, 2025, 5:23 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 5:23 PM

#

boomski5000

You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found Cash 90 on the way back home!

subtle marlin Oct 27, 2025, 5:43 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 5:43 PM

#

arthurs_cigarette

You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found Cash 70 on the floor.

subtle marlin Oct 27, 2025, 5:43 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 5:43 PM

#

arthurs_cigarette

That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay Cash 236 in hospital fees.

subtle marlin Oct 27, 2025, 5:43 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 5:43 PM

#

arthurs_cigarette

You were caught with your hands in the queens underwear drawer, and have been given a Cash 615 fine!

feral vault Oct 27, 2025, 5:47 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 5:47 PM

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boomski5000

You participate in a scientific study and earn Cash 95 for your time and effort.

feral vault Oct 27, 2025, 5:48 PM

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/rob arthurs_cigarette

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 5:48 PM

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boomski5000

xmark You were caught attempting to rob arthurs_cigarette, and have been fined Cash 426.

subtle marlin Oct 27, 2025, 5:48 PM

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/rob boomski5000

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 5:48 PM

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arthurs_cigarette

xmark You attempted to rob boomski5000, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

subtle marlin Oct 27, 2025, 5:48 PM

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Aw man

feral vault Oct 27, 2025, 5:49 PM

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subtle marlin Aw man

truce?

subtle marlin Oct 27, 2025, 5:49 PM

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Yes

feral vault Oct 27, 2025, 5:49 PM

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rcthumbsup

subtle marlin Oct 27, 2025, 5:50 PM

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poshonor

robust bay Oct 27, 2025, 6:26 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 6:26 PM

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dreckskind1.

You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is Cash 67

robust bay Oct 27, 2025, 6:26 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 6:26 PM

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dreckskind1.

You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay Cash 175 for surgery.

robust bay Oct 27, 2025, 6:26 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 6:26 PM

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dreckskind1.

You tried to steal from this server's bank. Obviously, that didn't end well. You were given a fine of Cash 383

robust bay Oct 27, 2025, 6:26 PM

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fuck

subtle marlin Oct 27, 2025, 6:28 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 6:28 PM

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arthurs_cigarette

You worked as a bartender, and earned Cash 73 from selling drinks

subtle marlin Oct 27, 2025, 6:29 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Oct 27, 2025, 6:29 PM

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arthurs_cigarette

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 14 minutes and 12 seconds.