#back-room

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fast urchin
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/work

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windshear4cast

You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn Cash69 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.

toxic ingot
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/work

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liviumihai28

You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got Cash61

toxic ingot
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/slut

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liviumihai28

You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and Cash306.

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/rob liviumihai28

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

xmark You attempted to rob liviumihai28, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

jagged trail
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/work

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You work as an egg and earn Cash65

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/slut

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

Nobody cares about you. You lost Cash187 trying to twerk.

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/crime

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

Stealing candy from a baby didn't turn out to be as easy as you'd think, you've been fined Cash600

twilit niche
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/slut

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perturbabe

Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you Cash232!

twilit niche
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/rob @lofty prawn

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perturbabe

xmark You were caught attempting to rob homohexual, and have been fined Cash259.

twilit niche
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Don’t say a word

lofty prawn
dapper spindle
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/slut

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pg_17x

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you Cash102 for the night.

dapper spindle
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slay

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/work

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pg_17x

You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn Cash88

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/crime

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pg_17x

You were caught in the act, and fined Cash294

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wAHT

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WHAT

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shucks

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/work

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halrirae

You work as a director of sand bags and earn Cash85

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/work

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halrirae

You work as a taxi driver and earn Cash62

dapper spindle
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/slut

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pg_17x

You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in Cash362

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HOORAY

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/work

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pg_17x

You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain Cash94

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I'm spongebob

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PENIS (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

hot dagger
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/work

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luka.239

You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded Cash51.

hot dagger
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/crime

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luka.239

You were caught trying to take candy from a baby, and have been given a Cash490 fine.

hot dagger
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/slut

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luka.239

Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra Cash148.

lofty prawn
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/rob @amber pelican

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homohexual

xmark You were caught attempting to rob .divine_valentino., and have been fined Cash496.

tepid seal
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/s;ut

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/slut

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adidos_68816

You fucked a traffic cone and found Cash219 inside it

tepid seal
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/rob @silent gale

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adidos_68816

xmark You cannot rob bots, they are too powerful for you.

tepid seal
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/rob @lofty prawn

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adidos_68816

xmark You attempted to rob homohexual, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

tepid seal
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/rob @toxic ingot

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adidos_68816

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.

tepid seal
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/slut

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adidos_68816

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 59 seconds.

tepid seal
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/work

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adidos_68816

You work as a professional snuggler and earn Cash71

tepid seal
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/crime

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adidos_68816

You mug a hobo on the street and manage to get Cash632

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/rob @lofty prawn

tepid seal
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EZZZZZ

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exfixiry_

xmark You attempted to rob homohexual, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

tepid seal
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too ez

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/crime

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exfixiry_

You got caught hacking into the CIA, and lost Cash129

swift badge
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/crime

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exfixiry_

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 51 seconds.

swift badge
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/work

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exfixiry_

You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make Cash95 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.

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/ba

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/rob @tepid seal

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exfixiry_

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 58 minutes.

tepid seal
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EY

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STOP

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u bastard

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stop there

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duel me

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/duel @tepid seal

tepid seal
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cat btw :))

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tepid seal
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/balance

tepid seal
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/rob @hot dagger

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adidos_68816

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 20 minutes.

tepid seal
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/work

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adidos_68816

You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved Cash74!

tepid seal
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/slut

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adidos_68816

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 18 minutes and 23 seconds.

tepid seal
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/crime

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adidos_68816

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 20 minutes and 43 seconds.

toxic ingot
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/rob@tepid seal

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/rob @tepid seal

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liviumihai28

xmark You were caught attempting to rob adidos_68816, and have been fined Cash386.

toxic ingot
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You son of bitch

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/work

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liviumihai28

You work as a starving college student, you found Cash59 on the ground.

toxic ingot
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/slut

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liviumihai28

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your Cash227.

amber pelican
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/rob @lofty prawn

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.divine_valentino.

xmark You attempted to rob homohexual, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

amber pelican
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Ew no money

lofty prawn
cobalt tartan
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/work

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halrirae

You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for Cash67

tepid seal
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/slut

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adidos_68816

You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost Cash365

tepid seal
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/rob @amber pelican

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adidos_68816

xmark You were caught attempting to rob .divine_valentino., and have been fined Cash618.

tepid seal
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/work

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adidos_68816

You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make Cash56 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.

tepid seal
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/bal

fathom haven
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/rob @tepid seal

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ford_locomotive_34967

check You robbed Cash422 from adidos_68816.

toxic ingot
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/work

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liviumihai28

You work as a bread scientist and earn Cash56

toxic ingot
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/slut

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liviumihai28

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of Cash384, and you go ahead with it.

toxic ingot
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/work

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liviumihai28

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 38 seconds.

toxic ingot
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/slut

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liviumihai28

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 36 seconds.

toxic ingot
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Wtf

digital sandal
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/crime

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_vanda.

Being the criminal mastermind you are, you decide to rob the next person you see. An old lady approaches, here's your chance! You threaten her & demand money. The poor old lady gives you Cash379 in sheer terror.

digital sandal
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/slut

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_vanda.

You whip it out and manage to rake in Cash333

digital sandal
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/work

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_vanda.

You work as a children's toy tester and earn Cash72

digital sandal
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/rob @lofty prawn

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_vanda.

xmark You attempted to rob homohexual, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

twilit niche
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/rob @digital sandal

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perturbabe

xmark You've been fined Cash258 for trying to rob a poor person.

twilit niche
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/work

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perturbabe

You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn Cash85

twilit niche
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/slut

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/crime

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perturbabe

Target catches you stealing their goods and charges you Cash402 of stolen merchandise

twilit niche
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/slut

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perturbabe

You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather Cash114 in total.

twilit niche
stable marsh
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/work

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noot_nootxd

You work as an elevator mechanic and earn Cash100

stable marsh
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/crime

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noot_nootxd

You pickpocket a man/woman. You manage to get Cash398.

stable marsh
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/slut

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noot_nootxd

You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse, Cash210 went down your toilet

icy glacier
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/work

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triplegaminggavin

You work as a professional worker and earn Cash85.

amber pelican
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/crime

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.divine_valentino.

You got a cop drunk and stole his car, selling the parts for Cash663

amber pelican
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/work

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.divine_valentino.

You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make Cash77 for your dedication to laziness.

amber pelican
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/slut

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.divine_valentino.

You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you Cash260!

amber pelican
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Yay

cobalt tartan
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/work

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halrirae

You are paid Cash87 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.

hot dagger
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/work

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luka.239

You work as a pilot and earn Cash51

hot dagger
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/crime

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luka.239

You were caught trespassing onto a construction site and have been fined Cash547.

hot dagger
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/slut

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luka.239

Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you Cash262 for public indecency.

chrome ravine
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/crime

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a_shadowy_friend_2

You rob a McDonald's and take Cash442.

chrome ravine
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/slut

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a_shadowy_friend_2

You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was Cash105.

fast urchin
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/work

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windshear4cast

You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make Cash67 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.

fast urchin
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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windshear4cast

You were caught eating spaghetti without meatballs, and have been given a Cash576 fine!

fast urchin
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/crime

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windshear4cast

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 37 minutes and 43 seconds.

fast urchin
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/slut

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windshear4cast

Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes Cash244 from you as compensation.

fast urchin
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/work

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windshear4cast

You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned Cash79.

cobalt tartan
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/work

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halrirae

You make a living selling weed for Cash86 a day

jagged trail
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/crime

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You hacked your parent's bank account and made Cash323.

jagged trail
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/slut

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged Cash196 for their medical fees.

jagged trail
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/work

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You eat bananas for a living and get Cash57

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/work

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

stopwatch You cannot work for 5 minutes and 49 seconds.

cobalt tartan
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/work

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halrirae

You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid Cash96 for doing it

jagged trail
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/work

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You work as crisis actor and earn Cash51.

jagged trail
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/crime

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 31 minutes and 3 seconds.

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/work

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

stopwatch You cannot work for 7 minutes and 38 seconds.

jagged trail
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/slut

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 31 minutes.

jagged trail
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/crime

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 9 minutes and 5 seconds.

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/work

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you Cash50, it must be your lucky day!

jagged trail
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/slut

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 8 minutes and 58 seconds.

jagged trail
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/work

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make Cash55

jagged trail
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/slut

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for Cash165.

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/crime

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You sneak into a zoo and steal a baby elephant, which you sell to a wealthy collector for Cash425.

fast urchin
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/crime

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windshear4cast

You were caught vandalising and were fined Cash309

fast urchin
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/slut

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windshear4cast

Your client sticks it inside you and pays you Cash182

fast urchin
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/work

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windshear4cast

You worked for the Police and earned Cash54

low mantle
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/work

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laycrisps

Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you Cash73.

fast urchin
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/crime

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windshear4cast

You successfully steal someone's car, but have to put fuel in it. The fuel costed Cash493

fast urchin
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/work

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windshear4cast

You work as a space lawyer and earn Cash90

fast urchin
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/slut

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windshear4cast

You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to Cash268.

robust quest
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/SLUT

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soggytoast0028

You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up Cash274

robust quest
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/work

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soggytoast0028

You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped Cash51!

amber pelican
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/crime

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.divine_valentino.

You sneak into a dog show and steal a prize-winning poodle, selling it to a breeder for Cash337

amber pelican
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/work

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.divine_valentino.

You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly Cash60 was earned.

amber pelican
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/slut

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.divine_valentino.

A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you Cash273 for having your junk out.

amber pelican
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Ok

fast urchin
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/work

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windshear4cast

You work as crisis actor and earn Cash74.

twilit niche
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/rob @lofty prawn

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perturbabe

xmark You attempted to rob homohexual, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

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I hate you hex

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But at least I didn’t get fined

lofty prawn
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/rob @twilit niche

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homohexual

xmark You attempted to rob perturbabe, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

lofty prawn
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ew poor

fast urchin
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/work

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windshear4cast

You gave yourself Cash68 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...

jagged trail
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/work

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received Cash93 from your peers.

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/crime

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You were caught trying to steal a cat, and have been given a Cash390 fine!

jagged trail
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/slut

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job Cash271

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/work

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theguided3772

Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of Cash74

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/work

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breadman7036

You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid Cash53 to dust off dinosaur fossils.

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/work

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theguided3772

Your level got featured epic and you won Cash73

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/work

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halrirae

You develop games and earn Cash93.

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/work

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theguided3772

You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid Cash65 for doing his job.

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/work

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halrirae

stopwatch You cannot work for 1 minute and 48 seconds.

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halrirae

stopwatch You cannot work for 38 seconds.

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halrirae

stopwatch You cannot work for 27 seconds.

cobalt tartan
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/work

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halrirae

You participate in a psychological experiment and earn Cash58 for your participation.

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/work

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theguided3772

You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make Cash91 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.

fast urchin
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/crime

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windshear4cast

You sneak into a zoo and steal a penguin, selling it on the black market for Cash293

fast urchin
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/work

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windshear4cast

You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make Cash54.

cobalt tartan
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/work

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halrirae

You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you Cash53.

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/work

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You work as an iceberg mover and earn Cash50

jagged trail
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/slut

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You work at the strip club and earn Cash234.

cobalt tartan
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/work

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halrirae

Cash69 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.

cobalt tartan
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/work

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halrirae

You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got Cash100

fast urchin
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/work

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windshear4cast

You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you Cash52

toxic ingot
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/work

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liviumihai28

You help clean a horses stable for Cash66

toxic ingot
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/slut

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liviumihai28

You do a good deepthroating and earn Cash179 from the client

jagged trail
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/work

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn Cash51

jagged trail
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/slut

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You licked SpongeBob's feet for Cash100!

jagged trail
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/crime

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You got caught by the FBI trying to get a free Minecraft account. You've been sent to jail and fined Cash564!

fast urchin
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/work

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windshear4cast

You become a game developer and raised Cash99 for charity.

cobalt tartan
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/work

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halrirae

You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with Cash80

fast urchin
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/slut

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windshear4cast

Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you Cash171!

fast urchin
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/work

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windshear4cast

You found Cash100 lying on the floor in General Chat!

rough creek
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/work

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aleksander_ly

You repair the lights and receive Cash68

rough creek
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/slut

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aleksander_ly

You earn Cash171 for giving some succ (the good kind)

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/balance

lofty prawn
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/work

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homohexual

You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned Cash86.

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/work

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halrirae

You worked as a businessman and earned Cash78

cobalt tartan
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/work

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halrirae

You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make Cash53 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.

toxic ingot
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/work

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liviumihai28

You were farming and earned Cash86

toxic ingot
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/slut

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liviumihai28

Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra Cash382.

cobalt tartan
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/work

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halrirae

You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of Cash65 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...

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/work

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lenii_xr

You fail at work, but your boss pays you Cash54 out of pity.

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/work

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halrirae

Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got Cash94 for it!

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/work

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halrirae

You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn Cash90

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/work

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halrirae

You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and Cash97. Good job.

unkempt linden
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/slut

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f0rg0tt3nc0wb0y

You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you Cash400 after.

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/crime

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f0rg0tt3nc0wb0y

You robbed the police station, which normally is a stupid idea, but they took the day off. You escaped with a police car, which you sold for Cash667

unkempt linden
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/work

silent galeBOT
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f0rg0tt3nc0wb0y

You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth Cash55.

jagged trail
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid Cash98!

jagged trail
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you Cash119 on your way out of the locker room.

jagged trail
#

/bj all

#

/work

silent galeBOT
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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

stopwatch You cannot work for 4 minutes and 3 seconds.

jagged trail
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You steal Cash297 from your boss and didn't get caught.

fast urchin
#

/work

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windshear4cast

You work as a child birth educator and earn Cash91

cobalt tartan
#

/work

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halrirae

You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got Cash55

lofty prawn
#

/rob @amber pelican

silent galeBOT
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homohexual

check You robbed Cash1 from .divine_valentino..

lofty prawn
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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homohexual

You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make Cash100

amber pelican
amber pelican
lofty prawn
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Interesting

amber pelican
#

Stealing from a broke man

#

Tsk tsk

lofty prawn
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Yes

amber pelican
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/work

silent galeBOT
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.divine_valentino.

You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn Cash75.

amber pelican
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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.divine_valentino.

You attempted to divide by zero, destroying the world and losing Cash84 to restore your save file.

amber pelican
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Oh

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The world cannot handle my genius

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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.divine_valentino.

Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay Cash0 for a new one.

amber pelican
#

Oh.

#

Interesting

lofty prawn
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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homohexual

You get caught breaking the parking meter machines and are fined Cash304

amber pelican
#

/rob @lofty prawn

silent galeBOT
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.divine_valentino.

xmark You've been fined Cash0 for trying to rob a poor person.

amber pelican
#

Ok

#

I'M EVEN MORE POOR

lofty prawn
#

/slut

amber pelican
#

Shut the hell up

silent galeBOT
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homohexual

You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent Cash0 on medical bills.

lofty prawn
#

??

amber pelican
#

What

amber pelican
lofty prawn
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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homohexual

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 15 seconds.

fast urchin
#

/work

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windshear4cast

You work as a professional tea taster and earn Cash79 for tasting different types of tea.

toxic ingot
#

/work

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liviumihai28

You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn Cash78

toxic ingot
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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liviumihai28

You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned Cash118

toxic ingot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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liviumihai28

You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you Cash94 when you got back home

toxic ingot
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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liviumihai28

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 15 minutes and 46 seconds.

jagged trail
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You work as a pet food taster and earn Cash55.

jagged trail
#

/bal

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You managed to get with a famous actress for Cash212

unkempt linden
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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f0rg0tt3nc0wb0y

You fuck this really hot girl, and you find out she has herpes. You are fined Cash360 to get it cured.

unkempt linden
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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f0rg0tt3nc0wb0y

You got caught raiding and got fined Cash449

unkempt linden
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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f0rg0tt3nc0wb0y

You clean off the animatronics and get paid Cash93

jagged trail
#

lol, lost 449

unkempt linden
#

Today is not my day apparently

jagged trail
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You work as a vibration consultant and earn Cash54

jagged trail
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 30 minutes and 24 seconds.

jagged trail
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You were caught in the act, and fined Cash487

jagged trail
#

God dammit

fast urchin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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windshear4cast

You work as an iceberg mover and earn Cash91

jagged trail
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined Cash246.

jagged trail
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You work as a dumpster diver and earn Cash70

jagged trail
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 7 minutes and 36 seconds.

fast urchin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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windshear4cast

You clean off the animatronics and get paid Cash94

jagged trail
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You work as an eel ecologist and earn Cash95

jagged trail
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You rob a squirrel of his nuts and pawn them for Cash427

jagged trail
#

/rob windshear4cast

silent galeBOT
#
i_love_rdr2_and_gow

xmark You attempted to rob windshear4cast, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

fast urchin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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windshear4cast

You work as a janitor and earn Cash81

jagged trail
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded Cash61.

jagged trail
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined Cash376

jagged trail
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You whip it out and manage to rake in Cash127

fast urchin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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windshear4cast

You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for Cash100.

cosmic thicket
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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heathvanilla

You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make Cash70 for your vivid imagination.

jagged trail
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You develop games and earn Cash54.

jagged trail
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You become a pimp and earn Cash368!

jagged trail
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You see a man burying a dead body in the park. He pays you Cash444 to help him out.

fast urchin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
windshear4cast

You work as a children's toy tester and earn Cash88

fast urchin
#

/work

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windshear4cast

You participate in a scientific study and earn Cash57 for your time and effort.

jagged trail
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You found Cash79 on the floor.

jagged trail
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up Cash304

jagged trail
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
i_love_rdr2_and_gow

It turns out that you somehow dropped a loot bag of Cash312 during the escape home. Better luck next time.

jagged trail
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
i_love_rdr2_and_gow

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 14 minutes and 19 seconds.

jagged trail
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You work as a help desk technician and earn Cash69

jagged trail
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 7 minutes and 48 seconds.

chrome ravine
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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a_shadowy_friend_2

You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned Cash75.

chrome ravine
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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a_shadowy_friend_2

You were caught dipping Oreos in milk! You were beaten up and had Cash85 stolen from you!

chrome ravine
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
a_shadowy_friend_2

You couldn't get it up and lost Cash0

jagged trail
#

Holy fuck

#

lol

jagged trail
jagged trail
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
i_love_rdr2_and_gow

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find Cash166 on the way back to your ship.

jagged trail
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received Cash52 from your peers.

jagged trail
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

Target catches you stealing their goods and charges you Cash570 of stolen merchandise

sonic patrol
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
british_solider209

You shine people's shoes in class and they give you Cash65.

sonic patrol
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
british_solider209

You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay Cash265 for child support before disownment.

sonic patrol
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
british_solider209

You're caught helping the enemy. Pay Cash0

sonic patrol
#

/stats

#

/money

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
british_solider209

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 37 seconds.

sonic patrol
#

/beg

#

/rob shade

silent galeBOT
#
british_solider209

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - shadethefloofer
2 - shadey_kelzy
3 - shqd3
4 - shade_l
5 - theshade7200
6 - shade7836
7 - i_love_rdr2_and_gow
8 - shade626
9 - smals.16
10 - shader95

sonic patrol
#

7

silent galeBOT
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british_solider209

xmark You attempted to rob i_love_rdr2_and_gow, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

sonic patrol
#

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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halrirae

You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make Cash85 for your lack of effort.

jagged trail
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid Cash96 for streaming it online.

jagged trail
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 26 minutes and 33 seconds.

wicked arch
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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lilfartism_7

You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you Cash140 in order to keep quiet about it.

wicked arch
#

/slut

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lilfartism_7

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 40 seconds.

fast urchin
#

/work

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windshear4cast

You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid Cash73 for doing it

fast urchin
#

/slut

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windshear4cast

You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again. Cash252 for the paramedics to come and help you out.

jagged trail
#

/striipud

#

/wk

fast urchin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
windshear4cast

You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make Cash86 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.

fast urchin
#

/crime

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#
windshear4cast

You sell body parts on the black market Cash495 in profit.

fast urchin
#

/work

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windshear4cast

You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of Cash72 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...

unkempt linden
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
f0rg0tt3nc0wb0y

You are weirdly good with your hands, have Cash136

unkempt linden
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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f0rg0tt3nc0wb0y

You were caught trying to scam people, and have been given a Cash652 fine!

unkempt linden
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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f0rg0tt3nc0wb0y

You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned Cash73!

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#

/work

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halrirae

You work as an ear cleaner and earn Cash50

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#

/work

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monii255

You worked and gained Cash97

stray meteor
#

/slut

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monii255

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you Cash205.

stray meteor
#

/crime

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monii255

You slap someone with a fish, and steal all their money. You grab Cash316

jagged trail
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in Cash67.

jagged trail
#

/slut

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#
i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined Cash226 for disturbing the public peace.

jagged trail
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You raided the enemy tribe and got Cash450

fast urchin
#

/work

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windshear4cast

You clean off the counters and get paid Cash67

jagged trail
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You work as a pilot and earn Cash55

jagged trail
#

/slutp

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You give excellent head and earn a solid Cash365.

jagged trail
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You were hired by a hitman to murder Flanders, you had to throw out your white shirt but you managed to rack up Cash291

jagged trail
#

My luck is back!!!!

hot dagger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
luka.239

You make a living selling weed for Cash57 a day

hot dagger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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luka.239

You were caught eating spaghetti without meatballs, and have been given a Cash309 fine!

hot dagger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
luka.239

That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent Cash255 to your Patreon

fast urchin
#

/work

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windshear4cast

You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make Cash73!

fast urchin
#

/work

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windshear4cast

You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn Cash79.

fast urchin
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
windshear4cast

You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay Cash365 to get it out

fast urchin
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
windshear4cast

You did a crime and refuse to do the time. You lose Cash651.

fast urchin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
windshear4cast

You work as a dumpster diver and earn Cash64

#
windshear4cast

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 26 minutes and 16 seconds.

fast urchin
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
windshear4cast

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 25 minutes and 49 seconds.

boreal lark
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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theguided3772

You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip Cash97.

boreal lark
#

/lb

#

/work

silent galeBOT
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theguided3772

You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make Cash69 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.

lofty prawn
#

/work

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homohexual

You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and Cash88.

boreal lark
#

/work

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theguided3772

You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is Cash85

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#

/work

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theguided3772

You work as a professional cock fighter and earn Cash84

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#

/work

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You work as an egg and earn Cash74

jagged trail
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for Cash109.

jagged trail
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You jump the old lady walking down the street. She had Cash575 on her.

hot dagger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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luka.239

You work as a professional wine taster and earn Cash58.

hot dagger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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luka.239

After stealing memes you get tracked down by the meme god and mugged for Cash675.

hot dagger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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luka.239

You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you Cash255.

ripe badger
#

DUTCH

jagged trail
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned Cash52

jagged trail
#

/slutp

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned Cash306.

lofty prawn
#

/rob @digital sandal

silent galeBOT
#
homohexual

xmark You were caught attempting to rob _vanda., and have been fined Cash124.

lofty prawn
#

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jagged trail
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
i_love_rdr2_and_gow

What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you Cash230 for your solid work.

jagged trail
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You serve the customers and receive Cash56

jagged trail
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You got caught trying to steal Robux and got a Cash286 fine.

jagged trail
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You work as the head of elephants and earn Cash73

jagged trail
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid Cash356 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.

jagged trail
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You get caught breaking the parking meter machines and are fined Cash316

fast urchin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
windshear4cast

You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make Cash81 for your lack of effort.

fast urchin
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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windshear4cast

Your client sticks it inside you and pays you Cash161

hot dagger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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luka.239

You gave yourself Cash71 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...

hot dagger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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luka.239

You dress up as a mascot and steal the team's championship trophy, which you sell to a sports memorabilia collector for Cash556.

hot dagger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
luka.239

You work as a cunning linguist and earn Cash361

hot dagger
#

Let’s gooooooo

#

Gonna pay off my debt

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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halrirae

You become a game developer and raised Cash83 for charity.

cobalt tartan
#

/wokr

#

/work

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halrirae

You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn Cash84

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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halrirae

A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you Cash100.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

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halrirae

You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid Cash98!

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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halrirae

You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make Cash90 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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halrirae

Just take the Cash99 and go...

cobalt tartan
#

/dep all

jagged trail
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You take part in a medical research study and get paid Cash59 for your participation.

jagged trail
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined Cash59

jagged trail
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You break into a movie theatre and steal all the popcorn, which you sell to a group of hungry college students for Cash389.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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halrirae

You bake cupcakes and receive Cash81

cobalt tartan
#

/work

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halrirae

You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in Cash99

cobalt tartan
#

/work

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halrirae

You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you Cash78.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

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halrirae

You work as a taxi driver and earn Cash52

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#

/work

silent galeBOT
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halrirae

stopwatch You cannot work for 35 seconds.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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halrirae

stopwatch You cannot work for 3 seconds.

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#

/work

silent galeBOT
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halrirae

You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found Cash79 near one of the potatoes

cobalt tartan
#

/work

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halrirae

Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found Cash87

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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halrirae

You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn Cash75.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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halrirae

You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for Cash66.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

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halrirae

You work as a snake milker and earn Cash73

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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halrirae

You get a commission request, the payment is Cash94.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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halrirae

You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned Cash84. The students loved you!

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#

!work

#

/work

silent galeBOT
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maslanka_15

You participate in a scientific study and earn Cash95 for your time and effort.

cobalt tartan
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halrirae

You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn Cash65

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halrirae

Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received Cash51!

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halrirae

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halrirae

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halrirae

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

Nobody cares about you. You lost Cash282 trying to twerk.

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

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halrirae

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windshear4cast

You were caught by a passerby for stealing. You have been fined for Cash550.

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halrirae

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halrirae

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halrirae

You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn Cash69.

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rorhymes007

You were caught trying to rob the owner, and have been given a Cash411 fine!

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

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You take part in a medical research study and get paid Cash85 for your participation.

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you Cash59.

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

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You work as a gender equality consultant and earn Cash64

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v1ctorsteinghost

An adult video site pays you Cash287 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

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hardy heron
jagged trail
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v1ctorsteinghost

You commit a heist and manage to take Cash394

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined Cash419.

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/slut

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 47 minutes and 49 seconds.

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hardy heron
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A heist?

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It’s when you work with a team to rob a place without anyone realizing

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for Cash85.

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You find Cash52 randomly lying in the gutter

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You worked as a bartender, and earned Cash89 from selling drinks

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got Cash85

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

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theguided3772

You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn Cash93.

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You work at the strip club and earn Cash254.

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You work as a parkour specialist and earn Cash71

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You become a game developer and raised Cash79 for charity.

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halrirae

After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn Cash94!

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halrirae

You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive Cash82

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 52 seconds.

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You work as a space lawyer and earn Cash93

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/slut

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you Cash375.

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/crime

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

During the escape, the police catch up with your gang and confiscate Cash356 from you.

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halrirae

You work as a taxi driver and earn Cash62

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make Cash96 from ad revenue.

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 44 minutes and 53 seconds.

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halrirae

You work as a comedian and earn Cash62

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halrirae

You battled and gained Cash65.

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mialcv

You work as a cookie cutter and earn Cash66.

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mialcv

You were caught using a stolen credit card to buy things online and have been fined Cash667.

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mialcv

A girl fondles your boobs and you earn Cash309

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#

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lil_chaka_35217

You scavenge a local garbage dump and find Cash82 worth of scrap.

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lil_chaka_35217

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 46 seconds.

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lil_chaka_35217

You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid Cash59!

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lil_chaka_35217

You work as an elementary school teacher and earn Cash80

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halrirae

You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of Cash60 anyway.

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halrirae

You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you Cash93.

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halrirae

You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got Cash73.

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found Cash66!

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/slut

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay Cash177 to get it out

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/crime

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You steal Cash271 from your boss and didn't get caught.

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make Cash77 for spreading joy and happiness.

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/crime

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 48 minutes and 45 seconds.

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/slut

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 48 minutes and 39 seconds.

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You work as an eel ecologist and earn Cash84

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive Cash85

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of Cash88

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You work as a human statue and earn Cash93

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

stopwatch You cannot work for 2 minutes and 48 seconds.

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/slut

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you Cash209.

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You tried to do a prank call but called the police instead and you have been fined Cash539

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You work as a taxi driver and earn Cash98

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/slut

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 56 minutes and 53 seconds.

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/slut

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay Cash120 to get it out

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#

/crime

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

Being the criminal mastermind you are, you decide to rob the next person you see. An old lady approaches, here's your chance! You threaten her & demand money. The poor old lady gives you Cash550 in sheer terror.

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/work

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays Cash68 for your services.

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/slut

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 22 seconds.

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You work as a beefeater and earn Cash74

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn Cash75

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windshear4cast

Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain Cash65 though.

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windshear4cast

You ransacked your manager's home, found his prized alarm clock, and sold it for Cash515

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid Cash76!

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You sold fish sandwiches and earned Cash50 in profits

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You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found Cash89 on the way back home!

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as Cash198!

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You steal a delivery truck full of designer shoes and sell them on the black market for Cash262.

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You bought and sold items and profited Cash69

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You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn Cash73

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn Cash63

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You work as a sandcastle builder and earn Cash70

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/slut

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liviumihai28

You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs Cash367

toxic ingot
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Wtf?!

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Semen laced cookies?!

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windshear4cast

You work as an elevator mechanic and earn Cash70

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive Cash64

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halrirae

You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth Cash99.

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn Cash50

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halrirae

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halrirae

You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make Cash77 for your vivid imagination.

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windshear4cast

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you Cash87.

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halrirae

stopwatch You cannot work for 1 minute and 46 seconds.

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You work at a lamp store and earn Cash88

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halrirae

You clean off the counters and get paid Cash70

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#

/slut

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you Cash146 and maybe chlamydia.

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/crime

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You chopped down a government-protected tree and found Cash639 in it!

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/work

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth Cash57.

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windshear4cast

You help clean up the local theater. You find Cash75 strewn about between the seats!

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halrirae

One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for Cash81

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

stopwatch You cannot work for 1 minute and 54 seconds.

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you Cash66.

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halrirae

You sell bananas for Cash86

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You found Cash94 on the floor.

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windshear4cast

You develop games for a living and earn Cash66.

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halrirae

You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you Cash90 for your work.

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

You got featured and won Cash50

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/slut

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 8 minutes and 34 seconds.

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/slut

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i_love_rdr2_and_gow

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 4 minutes and 5 seconds.

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7otis7

You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn Cash65

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7otis7

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 43 seconds.

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windshear4cast

You work as an eel ecologist and earn Cash93

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homohexual

You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you Cash61

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/wor(

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halrirae

You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid Cash75!

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halrirae

You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make Cash50 just for playing that song, so nice pick!

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windshear4cast

A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you Cash61.

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halrirae

You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is Cash72!

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prince20680

You take part in a medical research study and get paid Cash61 for your participation.

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#

/slut

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prince20680

You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn Cash126 and a sore ass.

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#

/work

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halrirae

You found Cash84 on the floor.

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windshear4cast

You get a commission request, the payment is Cash50.