#back-room
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You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn
69 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
61
/slut
You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and
306.
/rob liviumihai28
You attempted to rob liviumihai28, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as an egg and earn
65
/slut
Nobody cares about you. You lost
187 trying to twerk.
/crime
Stealing candy from a baby didn't turn out to be as easy as you'd think, you've been fined
600
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
232!
/rob @lofty prawn
You were caught attempting to rob homohexual, and have been fined
259.
Don’t say a word
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
102 for the night.
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
88
/crime
You were caught in the act, and fined
294
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
85
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
62
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
362
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
94
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
51.
/crime
You were caught trying to take candy from a baby, and have been given a
490 fine.
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
148.
/rob @amber pelican
You were caught attempting to rob .divine_valentino., and have been fined
496.
You fucked a traffic cone and found
219 inside it
/rob @silent gale
You cannot rob bots, they are too powerful for you.
/rob @lofty prawn
You attempted to rob homohexual, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob @toxic ingot
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 59 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
71
/crime
You mug a hobo on the street and manage to get
632
/rob @lofty prawn
EZZZZZ
You attempted to rob homohexual, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
too ez
/crime
You got caught hacking into the CIA, and lost
129
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 51 seconds.
/work
You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make
95 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 58 minutes.
/duel @tepid seal
cat btw :))
/balance
/rob @hot dagger
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 20 minutes.
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
74!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 18 minutes and 23 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 20 minutes and 43 seconds.
You were caught attempting to rob adidos_68816, and have been fined
386.
You work as a starving college student, you found
59 on the ground.
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your
227.
STOP TRYING TO ROB ME GRR
/rob @lofty prawn
You attempted to rob homohexual, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
Ew no money
No
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
67
/slut
You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost
365
/rob @amber pelican
You were caught attempting to rob .divine_valentino., and have been fined
618.
/work
You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make
56 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.
/bal
/rob @tepid seal
You robbed
422 from adidos_68816.
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
56
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
384, and you go ahead with it.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 38 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 36 seconds.
Wtf
/crime
Being the criminal mastermind you are, you decide to rob the next person you see. An old lady approaches, here's your chance! You threaten her & demand money. The poor old lady gives you
379 in sheer terror.
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
333
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
72
/rob @lofty prawn
You attempted to rob homohexual, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob @digital sandal
You've been fined
258 for trying to rob a poor person.
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
85
Target catches you stealing their goods and charges you
402 of stolen merchandise
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
114 in total.

/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
100
/crime
You pickpocket a man/woman. You manage to get
398.
/slut
You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse,
210 went down your toilet
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
85.
/crime
You got a cop drunk and stole his car, selling the parts for
663
/work
You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make
77 for your dedication to laziness.
/slut
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you
260!
Yay
/work
You are paid
87 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
51
/crime
You were caught trespassing onto a construction site and have been fined
547.
/slut
Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you
262 for public indecency.
/crime
You rob a McDonald's and take
442.
/slut
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
105.
/work
You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make
67 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.
/crime
You were caught eating spaghetti without meatballs, and have been given a
576 fine!
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 37 minutes and 43 seconds.
/slut
Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes
244 from you as compensation.
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
79.
/work
You make a living selling weed for
86 a day
/crime
You hacked your parent's bank account and made
323.
/slut
Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged
196 for their medical fees.
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
57
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
96 for doing it
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
51.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 31 minutes and 3 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 38 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 31 minutes.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 9 minutes and 5 seconds.
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
50, it must be your lucky day!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 8 minutes and 58 seconds.
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
55
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
165.
/crime
You sneak into a zoo and steal a baby elephant, which you sell to a wealthy collector for
425.
/crime
You were caught vandalising and were fined
309
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
182
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
54
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
73.
/crime
You successfully steal someone's car, but have to put fuel in it. The fuel costed
493
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
90
/slut
You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to
268.
/SLUT
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
274
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
51!
/crime
You sneak into a dog show and steal a prize-winning poodle, selling it to a breeder for
337
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
60 was earned.
/slut
A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you
273 for having your junk out.
Ok
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
74.
/rob @lofty prawn
You attempted to rob homohexual, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob @twilit niche
You attempted to rob perturbabe, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
ew poor
/work
You gave yourself
68 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
93 from your peers.
/crime
You were caught trying to steal a cat, and have been given a
390 fine!
/slut
You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job
271
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
74
/work
You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid
53 to dust off dinosaur fossils.
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
73
/work
You develop games and earn
93.
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
65 for doing his job.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 48 seconds.
You cannot work for 38 seconds.
You cannot work for 27 seconds.
/work
You participate in a psychological experiment and earn
58 for your participation.
/work
You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make
91 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.
/crime
You sneak into a zoo and steal a penguin, selling it on the black market for
293
/work
You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make
54.
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
53.
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
50
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
234.
/work
69 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
100
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
52
/work
You help clean a horses stable for
66
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
179 from the client
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
51
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
100!
/crime
You got caught by the FBI trying to get a free Minecraft account. You've been sent to jail and fined
564!
/work
You become a game developer and raised
99 for charity.
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
80
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
171!
/work
You found
100 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/work
You repair the lights and receive
68
/slut
You earn
171 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/balance
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
86.
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
78
/work
You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make
53 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.
/work
You were farming and earned
86
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
382.
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
65 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
54 out of pity.
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
94 for it!
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
90
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
97. Good job.
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you
400 after.
/crime
You robbed the police station, which normally is a stupid idea, but they took the day off. You escaped with a police car, which you sold for
667
/work
You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth
55.
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
98!
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
119 on your way out of the locker room.
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 3 seconds.
/crime
You steal
297 from your boss and didn't get caught.
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
91
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
55
/rob @amber pelican
You robbed
1 from .divine_valentino..
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
100
How the fuck did you rob 1 dollar, I was literally sitting at 0 💀
You were hiding it

OH, apparently I had 10
From nowhere
Interesting
Yes
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
75.
/crime
You attempted to divide by zero, destroying the world and losing
84 to restore your save file.
Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay
0 for a new one.
/crime
You get caught breaking the parking meter machines and are fined
304
/rob @lofty prawn
You've been fined
0 for trying to rob a poor person.
/slut
Shut the hell up
You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent
0 on medical bills.
??
What
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 15 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional tea taster and earn
79 for tasting different types of tea.
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
78
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
118
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
94 when you got back home
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 15 minutes and 46 seconds.
/work
You work as a pet food taster and earn
55.
You managed to get with a famous actress for
212
/slut
You fuck this really hot girl, and you find out she has herpes. You are fined
360 to get it cured.
/crime
You got caught raiding and got fined
449
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
93
lol, lost 449
Today is not my day apparently
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
54
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 30 minutes and 24 seconds.
/crime
You were caught in the act, and fined
487
God dammit
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
91
/slut
You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined
246.
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
70
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 7 minutes and 36 seconds.
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
94
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
95
/crime
You rob a squirrel of his nuts and pawn them for
427
/rob windshear4cast
You attempted to rob windshear4cast, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You work as a janitor and earn
81
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
61.
/crime
You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined
376
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
127
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
100.
/work
You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make
70 for your vivid imagination.
/work
You develop games and earn
54.
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
368!
/crime
You see a man burying a dead body in the park. He pays you
444 to help him out.
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
88
/work
You participate in a scientific study and earn
57 for your time and effort.
/work
You found
79 on the floor.
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
304
/crime
It turns out that you somehow dropped a loot bag of
312 during the escape home. Better luck next time.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 14 minutes and 19 seconds.
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
69
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 7 minutes and 48 seconds.
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
75.
/crime
You were caught dipping Oreos in milk! You were beaten up and had
85 stolen from you!
/slut
You couldn't get it up and lost
0
What luck
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
166 on the way back to your ship.
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
52 from your peers.
/crime
Target catches you stealing their goods and charges you
570 of stolen merchandise
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
65.
/slut
You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay
265 for child support before disownment.
/crime
You're caught helping the enemy. Pay
0
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 37 seconds.
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - shadethefloofer
2 - shadey_kelzy
3 - shqd3
4 - shade_l
5 - theshade7200
6 - shade7836
7 - i_love_rdr2_and_gow
8 - shade626
9 - smals.16
10 - shader95
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You attempted to rob i_love_rdr2_and_gow, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
/work
You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make
85 for your lack of effort.
/work
You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid
96 for streaming it online.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 26 minutes and 33 seconds.
/slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
140 in order to keep quiet about it.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 40 seconds.
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
73 for doing it
/slut
You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again.
252 for the paramedics to come and help you out.
/work
You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make
86 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.
/crime
You sell body parts on the black market
495 in profit.
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
72 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
136
/crime
You were caught trying to scam people, and have been given a
652 fine!
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
73!
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
50
/work
You worked and gained
97
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you
205.
/crime
You slap someone with a fish, and steal all their money. You grab
316
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
67.
/slut
You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined
226 for disturbing the public peace.
/crime
You raided the enemy tribe and got
450
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
67
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
55
You give excellent head and earn a solid
365.
/crime
You were hired by a hitman to murder Flanders, you had to throw out your white shirt but you managed to rack up
291
My luck is back!!!!
/work
You make a living selling weed for
57 a day
/crime
You were caught eating spaghetti without meatballs, and have been given a
309 fine!
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
255 to your Patreon
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
73!
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
79.
/slut
You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay
365 to get it out
/crime
You did a crime and refuse to do the time. You lose
651.
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
64
You cannot commit a crime for 26 minutes and 16 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 25 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
97.
You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make
69 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
88.
/work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
85
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
84
/work
You work as an egg and earn
74
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
109.
/crime
You jump the old lady walking down the street. She had
575 on her.
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
58.
/crime
After stealing memes you get tracked down by the meme god and mugged for
675.
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
255.
DUTCH
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
52
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
306.
/rob @digital sandal
You were caught attempting to rob _vanda., and have been fined
124.
she's not even on 
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
230 for your solid work.
/work
You serve the customers and receive
56
/crime
You got caught trying to steal Robux and got a
286 fine.
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
73
/slut
One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid
356 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.
/crime
You get caught breaking the parking meter machines and are fined
316
/work
You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make
81 for your lack of effort.
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
161
/work
You gave yourself
71 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/crime
You dress up as a mascot and steal the team's championship trophy, which you sell to a sports memorabilia collector for
556.
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
361
/work
You become a game developer and raised
83 for charity.
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
84
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
100.
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
98!
/work
You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make
90 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.
/work
Just take the
99 and go...
/dep all
/work
You take part in a medical research study and get paid
59 for your participation.
/slut
You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined
59
/crime
You break into a movie theatre and steal all the popcorn, which you sell to a group of hungry college students for
389.
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
81
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
99
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
78.
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
52
/work
You cannot work for 35 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 3 seconds.
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
79 near one of the potatoes
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
87
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
75.
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
66.
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
73
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
94.
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
84. The students loved you!
You participate in a scientific study and earn
95 for your time and effort.
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
65
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
93.
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
86.
/work
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received
51!
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
87 I think...
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 22 seconds.
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
84
/work
You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make
76 for your bravery and heroism.
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
52
/slut
Nobody cares about you. You lost
282 trying to twerk.
You were caught trying to smuggle illegal aliens across the border and have been fined
159
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
98
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
73.
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
68
/crime
You were caught by a passerby for stealing. You have been fined for
550.
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
222
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
74!
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
95
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
71
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
61
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
69.
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
70!
/crime
You were caught trying to rob the owner, and have been given a
411 fine!
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
62!
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
51 and given a bottle of wine.
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
230 for your hard work.
/work
You work as the president and earn
88
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
94
/work
You take part in a medical research study and get paid
85 for your participation.
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
179 in one night.
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
59.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 44 seconds.
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
89
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
64
/slut
An adult video site pays you
287 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 19 seconds.
Shade chill
lol
Not like it looks
Fck Micah.
You spying or some shit?
Im background character
Ironic timing lol
Im ded
You commit a heist and manage to take
394
/crime
You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined
419.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 47 minutes and 49 seconds.
God dammit
A heist?
It’s when you work with a team to rob a place without anyone realizing
Essentially
I would have alarmed someone alr lmao
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
85.
/work
You find
52 randomly lying in the gutter
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
89 from selling drinks
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
85
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
89.
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
93.
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
254.
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
71
/work
You become a game developer and raised
79 for charity.
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
94!
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
82
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 52 seconds.
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
93
/slut
You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you
375.
/crime
During the escape, the police catch up with your gang and confiscate
356 from you.
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
62
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
96 from ad revenue.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 44 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
62
/work
You battled and gained
65.
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
66.
You were caught using a stolen credit card to buy things online and have been fined
667.
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
309
oh okay…
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
82 worth of scrap.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 46 seconds.
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
59!
a fucking what?
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
80
/work
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
60 anyway.
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
93.
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
73.
/work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
66!
/slut
You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay
177 to get it out
/crime
You steal
271 from your boss and didn't get caught.
/work
You cannot work for 22 seconds.
/work
You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make
77 for spreading joy and happiness.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 48 minutes and 45 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 48 minutes and 39 seconds.
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
84
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
85
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
88
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
93
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 48 seconds.
/slut
You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you
209.
/crime
You tried to do a prank call but called the police instead and you have been fined
539
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 2 seconds.
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
98
You cannot be a slut for 56 minutes and 53 seconds.
/slut
You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay
120 to get it out
/crime
Being the criminal mastermind you are, you decide to rob the next person you see. An old lady approaches, here's your chance! You threaten her & demand money. The poor old lady gives you
550 in sheer terror.
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
68 for your services.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 22 seconds.
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
74
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
75
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
65 though.
/crime
You ransacked your manager's home, found his prized alarm clock, and sold it for
515
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
76!
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
50 in profits
/work
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
89 on the way back home!
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
54
/slut
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as
198!
/crime
You steal a delivery truck full of designer shoes and sell them on the black market for
262.
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
69
/dep all
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
73
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
63
For how much?
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
70
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
51
/slut
You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs
367
Wtf for some cookies
/with 100
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
70
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
64
/work
You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth
99.
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
50
/work
You cannot work for 12 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 3 seconds.
You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make
77 for your vivid imagination.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
87.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 46 seconds.
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
88
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
70
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
146 and maybe chlamydia.
/crime
You chopped down a government-protected tree and found
639 in it!
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
57.
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
75 strewn about between the seats!
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
81
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 54 seconds.
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
66.
/work
You sell bananas for
86
/work
You found
94 on the floor.
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
66.
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
90 for your work.
/bal
/work
You got featured and won
50
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 8 minutes and 34 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 4 minutes and 5 seconds.
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
65
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 43 seconds.
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
93
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
61
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
75!
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
50 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
61.
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
72!
/work
You take part in a medical research study and get paid
61 for your participation.
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
126 and a sore ass.
/work
You found
84 on the floor.
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
50.