#back-room
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You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
168.
/crime
You rob a wild bank and manage to steal
619
/slut
An adult video site pays you
345 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
79.
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
88!
/slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
282
/slut
You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job
270
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
53.
/crime
You assassinated an African drug lord for
415
/work
You work as a fake bus passenger and earn
98 for filling up empty seats on the bus.
/crime
You get caught breaking the parking meter machines and are fined
193
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
100.
/work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
57
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 47 seconds.
You cannot commit a crime for 42 seconds.
/slut
You rake in
293, but your butthole will never be the same...
You tried to do a prank call but called the police instead and you have been fined
671
jesus😭
Damn
/work
100 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/work clerk
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
86 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/rob @cobalt tartan
You attempted to rob halrirae, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as the president and earn
66
/work
You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn
55 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.
/slut
An adult video site pays you
398 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
/crime
You were caught in the act, and fined
548
/rob finestcat123
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob priceless
You've been fined
105 for trying to rob a poor person.
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
51.
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
70 out of pity.
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
87!
/crime
You got caught raiding and got fined
296
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
94
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
73
/slut
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay
283 for violating the stay-at-home order.
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 34 seconds.
/crime
You pissed yourself while attempting to rob a bank. Pay
0 to clean it up.
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
330
E
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
56.
/balance
/work
You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
56
You cannot be a slut for 41 minutes and 14 seconds.
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
63.
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
89
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
358 : D
/work
You do some work around the house for
88
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
167 to your Patreon!
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
58
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
55.
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
98
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
245.
/crime
You tripped on a rock while running and got caught. Although you escaped you lost
569 when you fell over.
/slut
You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job
264
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
85
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
74 in your direction.
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
89
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
75
/crime
You manage to hack into a bank's system and steal
415!
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
103 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
67 in profits
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
76. Congrats!
/work
You receive a check of
67 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
66.
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
67
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
62.
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
55.
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
76
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
96 as in return!
/Work
You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make
54 for your skills in temporal navigation.
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
65
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
306!
/crime
You rob an orphanage for
573
/crime
You pour rain water into bottles, claiming that it's Holy water, and sell them for
427
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
399
/work
You sell bananas for
96
/work
You develop games and earn
70.
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
239
/crime
You attempted to rob the local bank and got caught by the police. You are fined
250
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
53
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
91 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/crime
You steal your grandma's purse, and find
374 and some butterscotch candy.
/slut
While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was
384, this sort of thing can never be fixed.
/work
You found
64 lying on the floor in General Chat!
Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose
174.
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
54 for your efforts!
You steal a street performer's hat filled with money, making
407
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
73 in profits
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
66.
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
64
/crime
Find some weed and sell it for
517
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
291 on the way back to your ship.
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
81
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
80 off your new game.
/slut
Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes
331, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.
/crime
You held the planet ransom with nukes for
447
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
69
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
70
/crime
You lied on your tax return and have been fined
471.
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
199
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
71, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
63
/work
You're an expert in conspiracy theories and spend your days spreading wild stories on social media. You make
63 from your gullible followers.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
77
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
90
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
59!
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
55
/crime
You hack into a bank account and transfer
454 to your own account
Finally in credit
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
85
/crime
You stole a street sign as a prank, but got caught and have been fined
506.
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
153
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
57
WOAHH
Not someone’s toe
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
51.
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
83
/crime
You were caught staying up past your bedtime and got
311 taken away from you!
/crime
You rummage through a dumpster illegally and find
414!
/slut
You get paid
214 for crossdressing
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
80 strewn about between the seats!
/work
55 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
238.
/purajit
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
76
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
82 for all your items.
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
96
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
57
/slut
While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was
240, this sort of thing can never be fixed.
/crime
You got seen by a police officer while trying to take some purses, you have been fined
251!
/rob @cobalt tartan
You attempted to rob halrirae, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
DANG IT
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
58
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 37 seconds.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @ashen igloo
You attempted to rob rorhymes007, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/crime
You have been caught helping your neighbour steal from the local bank, and got fined
258
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
/crime
You kidnaped a cat and took it hostage for
425
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
84 in profits
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
99
/crime
You tried stealing money from a cop, you were fined
447
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
184
/rob @indigo orbit
You were caught attempting to rob dimitry9666, and have been fined
303.
/slut
You take it up the ass for
239
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 25 seconds.
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, and have been given a
568 fine!
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
You find
71 randomly lying in the gutter
/slut
You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took
215 from you.
/work
You develop games and earn
61.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 15 seconds.
/crime
You tried to sneak into a concert without a ticket and got caught. You have been fined
61.
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
82
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
76!
/crime
You're short when trying to pay for your food at Wawa, and take one too many pennies from their tips jar. Hang your head in shame and give
399 to make up for it
You work at the strip club and earn
177.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 18 seconds.
/crime
Stealing candy from a baby didn't turn out to be as easy as you'd think, you've been fined
545
/slut
You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost
122.
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
74
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
67!
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
62
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
68
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
56!
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
306
/crime
You steal
275 from a loan shark, and move to the other side of the world.
/crime
You were caught shoplifting. Pay a fine of
596
/slut
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as
212!
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
87
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
85
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
81 was earned.
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
70
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
56
/crime
While doing a friendly neighbourhood drug deal, the police rush in to arrest you. You were fined
256
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
320
/work
You're an expert in conspiracy theories and spend your days spreading wild stories on social media. You make
61 from your gullible followers.
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
87.
/crime
You steal your boss's stapler and sell it to a co-worker for
479
/slut
You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined
272
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
72.
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
83
/work
You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid
99 for moving traffic cones on the road.
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 56 seconds.
/work
You sell bananas for
84
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 42 seconds.
/work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
50
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
83, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/work
You got out of bed. Have
95
/crime
The "Don't Step on the Grass" sign in the park was taunting you, so you pranced all over the grassy fields before picking the pocket of the nearby patrolling traffic officer, you were able to nab
677 from their pockets.
/slut
Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you
196 for public indecency.
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
91
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
98 for your team winning!
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 43 seconds.
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
59 for helping them out.
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
89
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
50 to help fund the project!
/work
You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make
69 for your dedication to laziness.
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
248.
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
92.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @cobalt tartan
You were caught attempting to rob halrirae, and have been fined
305.
/work
You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make
73 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
54
/crime
You are caught impersonating a bot and get fined
214
/slut
An adult video site pays you
384 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
/rob the.nickknack
You attempted to rob the.nickknack, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You've been fined
502 for trying to rob a poor person.
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
91
You were caught texting while driving and have been fined
596.
/slut
You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job
332
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
77
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 37 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 40 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 seconds.
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
66
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
315 for the good time.
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
85
/crime
You attempt to steal, but the person stabs you. You pay
371 in hospital expenses...
Oh
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
226
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
90
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 13 seconds.
/rob Mrs.afton4121
You attempted to rob mrs.afton4121, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/crime
You were caught trying to pickpocket! You are fined
516
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 27 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 32 seconds.
/rob bewxre
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 57 minutes.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 55 minutes and 2 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 5 minutes and 24 seconds.
crazy
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 3 minutes and 36 seconds.
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
62 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
You cannot commit a crime for 2 minutes and 49 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 58 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 18 seconds.
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
193
You get a commission request, the payment is
99.
/crime
You plagiarised a school project and have been given a
458 fine.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 17 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 58 seconds.
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
75, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
332 for your services.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 49 seconds.
/crime
You broke into the Warden's office and stole his chair. You managed to sell it for
331.
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
95
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
98 for it.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 28 seconds.
You couldn't get it up and lost
104
/crime
You impersonate a police officer and steal confiscated drugs, selling them for
639
/slut
You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost
158.
/crime
You were caught trying to steal dogs from the animal shelter and have been fined
692
/work
You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make
89 for your bravery and heroism.
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
66
/work
You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make
59 for your skills in temporal navigation.
/work
You cannot work for 22 seconds.
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
98 as in return!
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
58.
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
307.
/crime
You are caught jaywalking while stealing a purse and are fined
306
Welp
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
82
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
66!
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
66 for watching.
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
91
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 40 seconds.
/work
You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make
94 for your unicorn whispering skills.
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
108.
/with all
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
97 for a good job.
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
56!
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
127
/crime
A wise asian girl once said, Be a better criminal. Get fined
474 kiddo
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
66
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 46 seconds.
/crime
You steal a child's piggy bank for
273
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
114 in one night.
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
86
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
175
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
99
/crime
The elderly home seems like a prime target, however their lack of medical coverage appals you, and out of the generosity of your heart you donate
486
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 2 minutes and 10 seconds.
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
93.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 27 seconds.
/slut
You earn
119 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
56
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
54
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
95.
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
91
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
81
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
73.
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
84
/crime
You choked on your aspirations. You lost
674
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
151
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
95.
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
76
/work
86 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
54
/crime
Sitting on a cop car wasn't smart. They gave you a
577 fine, because nobody likes marks being left on their windows!
/work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
82!
/crime
You were caught lying at a truth or dare question! The fine is
341.
/slut
Nobody cares about you. You lost
0 trying to twerk.
/work
You work as an egg and earn
65
/rob @lofty prawn
You were caught attempting to rob homohexual, and have been fined
65.
/rob _vanda.
You've been fined
0 for trying to rob a poor person.

/crime
You were caught feeding pigeons in a no-feeding zone and have been fined
0.
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
319
/rob @digital sandal
You were caught attempting to rob _vanda., and have been fined
309.

Skill issue
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
59
/crime
You rob an orphanage for
273
/slut
You earn
123 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
93 for doing it
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
94 strewn about between the seats!
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
82
/work
You cannot work for 15 seconds.
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
53.
/work
You cannot work for 28 seconds.
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
78.
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
84! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/work
You repair the lights and receive
57
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
/crime
You were caught eating cakes in a bakery, you have been fined
29!
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
217 and a real sore hangover.
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
82
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
88
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
147
/crime
Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined
425.
Aw
You scammed some person and got
647 in cash.
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
93 for doing it
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
383 to your Patreon
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
80, it must be your lucky day!
/crime
You steal money from your neighbour. While running away you lose
506 . Nobody cares about dirt though so they take their money back and leave without fining you.
/slut
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you
355!
/work
You gave yourself
79 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
145
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
81
/crime
You Stole a T-55 Tank and sold it for
544 on the market
/slut
You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you
150.
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
84 strewn about between the seats!
/work
You cannot work for 49 seconds.
You bake cupcakes and receive
83
/work
You cannot work for 19 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 8 seconds.
/work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
75!
/slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
181 in order to keep quiet about it.
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
96
/crime
You steal an apple from the market for
559
You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid
58 for sorting jelly beans by color.
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
107.
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
77.
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
52.
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
64 for doing it
/crime
You failed to steal and the cops found you, you were fined
316
/slut
You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole
353.
/slut
Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay
183 for a new one.
/crime
You fail to pickpocket a noble. He summons the guards and they fine you
422
/work
You sell bananas for
71
/work
63 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 19 seconds.
/work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
62.
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
85
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
116!
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
60!
/rob @digital sandal
You robbed
3 from _vanda..
Bruh
/rob @twilit niche
You robbed
261 from perturbabe.
/rob @hasty plover
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
Stoopid
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
95.
/slut
You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent
107 on medical bills.

/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
77.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 46 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 40 seconds.
/work
You got out of bed. Have
50
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 29 seconds.
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
56 for your hard work
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
55 for watching.
BITCHH
You were caught attempting to rob lets.start.mischief, and have been fined
564.

/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
82.
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
77
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
67
I will do just that
You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make
90 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
59.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
70.
/crime
You break a window in New York for
579.
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
64
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
58 for your services.
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
59 out of pity.
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
72
/work
You work as the president and earn
61
/crime
You bombed Antarctica and received
636
/slut
You get paid
373 for crossdressing
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
83
/work
You repair the lights and receive
78
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
58.
/crime
You tried to sneak into a concert without a ticket and got caught. You have been fined
443.
/slut
Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John
117
/rob @lofty prawn
You've been fined
32 for trying to rob a poor person.
🤡
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
92.
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
110 to your Patreon
You attempt to rob the peasant's village. You don't find any valuable assets, and you get fined
300.
/rob @lofty prawn
You've been fined
486 for trying to rob a poor person.
L bozo
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
94 😃
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
246
/slut
The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay
118 to have them cleaned
You cannot be a slut for 55 minutes and 58 seconds.
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
76
/crime
You steal your neighbour's garden gnome and sell it on eBay for
314
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
79
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.
/dep all
/work
You work as a caterpillar walker and earn
98 for walking caterpillars on leaves.
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
384
You got cloned for science. You earned
98
/crime
You robbed secret files from the FBI building. But your team was set up and you lost
344
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
74
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
77
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 48 seconds.
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
69
/work
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
81 anyway.
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
74
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
105 from the client
/slut
You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a
305 fine!
/crime
You were caught stealing flowers from a public park and have been fined
588.
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
100
/work
You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid
87 to dust off dinosaur fossils.
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
80 for helping them out.
/rob @twilit niche
You attempted to rob perturbabe, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob @amber pelican
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 57 minutes.

/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
50!
/crime
You dabbed.
536 has been deducted from your balance. Shame on you
/slut
Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you
142 for public indecency.
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
71
/work
You found
52 on the floor.
/work
You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make
53 for your lack of effort.
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
78. Good job!
/rob @amber pelican
You robbed
76 from .divine_valentino..

You attempted to rob homohexual, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
Ew
/rob @lofty prawn
You attempted to rob homohexual, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
L bozos
/work
You work as an onion chopper and get paid
73 for chopping onions in a restaurant.
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
75 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/rob @hasty plover
You robbed
3,695 from lets.start.mischief.
Hehe
You were caught attempting to rob homohexual, and have been fined
528.
SHHHH
I'm rich
No evidence
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
59
Ayyayayay
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
73
What
💀 🔥
/rob @split ether
You were caught attempting to rob jonk1912, and have been fined
585.
…

/rob @digital sandal
You were caught attempting to rob _vanda., and have been fined
664.

/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
83.
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
63
/Work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
72
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
338!
/crime
You see a man burying a dead body in the park. He pays you
526 to help him out.
Oh yeah
/work
You work as an egg and earn
69
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
67
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
96 for the hard work
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
100
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
69 off your performance.
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
63
/crime
A woman gave you
664, for killing her husband!
/slut
You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to
345.
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
80
/work
You cannot work for 7 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 second.
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
57 as in return!
/work
You worked overtime for
76
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 18 minutes and 45 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 18 minutes and 2 seconds.