back-room

[silent gale]

teughelsclan

Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes 254 from you as compensation.

Reply #636425

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned 80!

Reply #636047

[low mantle]

/crime

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You choked on a Twinkie and had to pay a hospital fine of 647.

Reply #635991

laycrisps

You rub a random stranger's ass and gain 179!

Reply #636487

[dim drum]

/work

[silent gale]

fuckingcrash

You work all day at the factory 56

Reply #636549

[dim drum]

/slut

[silent gale]

fuckingcrash

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you 194 for the night.

Reply #636471

[dim drum]

/crime

[silent gale]

fuckingcrash

You rob a convenience store for 637

Reply #636126

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth 62.

Reply #4910431

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn 82

Reply #37

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You got out of bed. Have 74

Reply #635934

[low mantle]

/slut

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You go down on that rich kid and earn 197

Reply #635900

[dim drum]

/work

[silent gale]

fuckingcrash

You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make 84 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.

Reply #4910395

[dim drum]

/slut

[silent gale]

fuckingcrash

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find 196 on the way back to your ship.

Reply #635881

[dim drum]

/crime

[silent gale]

fuckingcrash

You mugged a bunch of nuns for 490

Reply #636486

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found 61 on the floor.

Reply #636029

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid 82.

Reply #55462

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You bake cupcakes and receive 74

Reply #636341

[silent gale]

idc0k

Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain 68

Reply #636390

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you 63 for helping them out.

Reply #636491

[ashen igloo]

/work

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make 60.

Reply #4910434

[ashen igloo]

Rob @cloud wagon

/crime

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You sneak into the White House and manage to get your hands on a small loan of a million dollars. Unfortunately, you lose most of it while escaping, and only take home 468

Reply #636206

[ashen igloo]

/slut

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole 200.

Reply #55467

[cloud wagon]

Rob @ashen igloo

[ashen igloo]

Loool

[cloud wagon]

u trying to rob me

[ashen igloo]

Yes

But it didn't work

Loool

[fathom haven]

/crime

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

Your friend bet you that you couldn't beat him in Madden. He won 38.

Reply #636201

[grave sphinx]

/work

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning 57.

Reply #636314

[grave sphinx]

/slut

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you 263 and maybe chlamydia.

Reply #636516

[grave sphinx]

Yay :3

/crime

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You rob a nearby corner store for 557

Reply #636194

[grave sphinx]

/rob @fathom haven

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You've been fined 445 for trying to rob a poor person.

[grave sphinx]

Awww

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you 72

Reply #636432

[fathom haven]

/work

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You work as a water slide tester and earn 79

Reply #50

[errant temple]

/work

[silent gale]

shay078018

You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed 90.

Reply #636078

[errant temple]

/work

[silent gale]

shay078018

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 42 seconds.

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You work as an egg and earn 97

Reply #635973

[fast urchin]

/slut

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to 298.

Reply #636479

[dim drum]

/work

[silent gale]

fuckingcrash

You help clean up the local theater. You find 72 strewn about between the seats!

Reply #636507

[dim drum]

/slut

[silent gale]

fuckingcrash

Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose 72.

Reply #635996

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make 67 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.

Reply #4910402

[fast urchin]

/slut

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned 187

Reply #636089

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You sold fish sandwiches and earned 81 in profits

Reply #838133

[dim drum]

/work

[silent gale]

fuckingcrash

You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn 86.

Reply #636451

[dim drum]

/slut

[silent gale]

fuckingcrash

You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned 294

Reply #636089

[stable marsh]

/slit

/slut

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay 267 in hospital fees.

Reply #636268

[stable marsh]

/work

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You work as a Discord bot developer and earn 73

Reply #70

[stable marsh]

/crime

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You wouldn't get out of bed to do the crime. We are fining you 73 for being a lazy ass person.

Reply #636028

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make 63 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.

Reply #4910395

[split walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make 79 for your bravery and heroism.

Reply #4910397

[split walrus]

/crime

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You got caught speeding, your ticket comes to 252

Reply #636019

[split walrus]

/slut

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You get hired to take it hard for the night for 364!

Reply #636501

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned 91!

Reply #635987

[brisk dock]

/work

[silent gale]

toffee999709

You work as a space lawyer and earn 66

Reply #6

[brisk dock]

/slut

[silent gale]

toffee999709

You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again. 210 for the paramedics to come and help you out.

Reply #636062

[brisk dock]

Damn it

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a zoologist and earn 55

Reply #26

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you 90.

Reply #636403

[dim drum]

/work

[silent gale]

fuckingcrash

You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make 99 for your lack of effort.

Reply #4910387

[dim drum]

/slut

[silent gale]

fuckingcrash

You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for 188.

Reply #636452

[stable marsh]

/slut

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a 0 fine!

Reply #636008

[stable marsh]

/work

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You work as an elevator mechanic and earn 65

Reply #59

[stable marsh]

/crime

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You were caught urinating in public and have been fined 65.

Reply #4910504

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for 67

Reply #636317

[iron pendant]

/work

[silent gale]

miraak10

You develop games for a living and earn 77.

Reply #636041

[iron pendant]

/slut

[silent gale]

miraak10

You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned 302.

Reply #55468

[iron pendant]

/crime

[silent gale]

miraak10

You stole the fancy umbrella toothpick from the bar. You were fined 610

Reply #636138

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got 59 for your efforts!

Reply #636053

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You clean off the chairs and get paid 72

Reply #636336

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You made a great pun! Take this 74.

Reply #636539

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in 57

Reply #636021

[honest needle]

/work

[silent gale]

mmm_happy66

You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn 73 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.

Reply #4910408

[honest needle]

/crime

[silent gale]

mmm_happy66

You Stole a T-55 Tank and sold it for 487 on the market

Reply #636461

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 24 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of 84 off your new game.

Reply #55463

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of 67 off your new game.

Reply #55463

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make 87

Reply #635903

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 39 seconds.

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You clean off the animatronics and get paid 62

Reply #636335

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make 93 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.

Reply #4910404

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You get a commission request, the payment is 93.

Reply #636379

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You work as a starving college student, you found 100 on the ground.

Reply #636396

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid 65

Reply #636419

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You worked in the cafeteria and have earned 74

Reply #636469

[compact axle]

/work

[silent gale]

nezmare

You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get 97 for all your items.

Reply #636459

[ashen igloo]

/work

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 89

Reply #636494

[ashen igloo]

/crime

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You were caught dumping trash illegally and have been fined 474.

Reply #4910550

[ashen igloo]

Chill

/police

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You battled and gained 86.

Reply #636473

[fathom haven]

/work

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You work for a private military company, earning 82

Reply #636074

[grave sphinx]

/slut

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn 263.

Reply #636527

[grave sphinx]

/work

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make 65 for your dedication to laziness.

Reply #4910390

[grave sphinx]

/crime

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You were caught eating cakes in a bakery, you have been fined 333!

Reply #636312

[grave sphinx]

DANG IT

[brisk dock]

/work

[silent gale]

toffee999709

You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid 53 for doing his job.

Reply #636484

[brisk dock]

/slut

[silent gale]

toffee999709

You work at the strip club and earn 144.

Reply #636529

[brisk dock]

/crime

[silent gale]

toffee999709

You impersonate a delivery driver and steal packages, selling the contents for 464

Reply #4910469

[brisk dock]

/slut

[silent gale]

toffee999709

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 4 seconds.

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make 83 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.

Reply #4910403

[fathom haven]

/work

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you 57 .

Reply #636084

[fathom haven]

/crime

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You rob an orphanage for 379

Reply #636196

[worn flax]

/rob @low mantle

[silent gale]

marko075882

You attempted to rob laycrisps, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[low mantle]

lol

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You work as a sandcastle builder and earn 88

Reply #63

[digital sandal]

/rob @lofty prawn

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You robbed 514 from homohexual.

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make 71 for your bravery and heroism.

Reply #4910397

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You were hired as an assassin and you succeeded, earning 367

Reply #636200

[digital sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

_vanda.

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was 228 in a baggie next to you.

Reply #636405

[digital sandal]

[lofty prawn]

I'll take it back from you

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

Taxes collected! You have gained 84

Reply #636506

the.nickknack

You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in 341

Reply #80

the.nickknack

You were caught stealing flowers from a public park and have been fined 343.

Reply #4910496

[split walrus]

sigh

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a personal shopper and earn 90

Reply #52

[cobalt tartan]

/dep 100

[worn flax]

@low mantle lol

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 54

Reply #635952

[fathom haven]

/work

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you 89 for your struggles.

Reply #636489

[fathom haven]

/crime

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was 486

Reply #636464

[silent gale]

fuckingcrash

You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn 69

Reply #49

fuckingcrash

What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you 126 for your solid work.

Reply #636269

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a children's toy tester and earn 93

Reply #47

[ashen igloo]

/crime

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You manage to slip some gemstones into your pockets when the store owner isn't looking, selling them later for 291.

Reply #636288

[ashen igloo]

/slut

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You licked SpongeBob's feet for 381!

Reply #834979

[ashen igloo]

/work

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You drive women to the store for 71

Reply #636048

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

Taxes collected! You have gained 56

Reply #636506

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as an ear cleaner and earn 76

Reply #44

[dim drum]

/work

[silent gale]

fuckingcrash

You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of 65 anyway.

Reply #636409

[dim drum]

/slut

[silent gale]

fuckingcrash

An adult video site pays you 337 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".

Reply #55469

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn 93

Reply #77

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You clean off the animatronics and get paid 63

Reply #636335

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make 85 for your expertise in marine mammal training.

Reply #4910405

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and 97.

Reply #636411

[split walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You work as a human statue and earn 66

Reply #58

[split walrus]

/slut

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse, 145 went down your toilet

Reply #636032

[split walrus]

/crime

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You steal a police car and sell it on the black market for 480

Reply #636190

[dim drum]

/WORK

[silent gale]

fuckingcrash

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you 79

Reply #78

[dim drum]

/slut

[silent gale]

fuckingcrash

You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for 239.

Reply #636452

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a professional bed tester and earn 83.

Reply #4910432

[chrome ravine]

/rob fuckingcrash

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You robbed 1,017 from fuckingcrash.

[chrome ravine]

/work

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You are paid 82 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.

Reply #635989

[chrome ravine]

/crime

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You got caught raiding and got fined 82

Reply #636150

[chrome ravine]

/slut

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost 0, have fun

Reply #635905

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You work as a streamer and gain 62 from donations

Reply #635918

[split walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn 86

Reply #635864

[split walrus]

/slut

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have 256

Reply #1441157

[split walrus]

/crime

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

Your friend bet you that you couldn't beat him in Madden. He won 366.

Reply #636201

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You got out of bed. Have 59

Reply #635934

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a streamer and gain 79 from donations

Reply #635918

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make 68 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.

Reply #4910395

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of 99.

Reply #636406

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of 85 😃

Reply #636401

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned 99

Reply #636080

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as an egg and earn 91

Reply #635973

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a snake milker and earn 71

Reply #30

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid 94.

Reply #635917

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You repair the lights and receive 53

Reply #636339

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You clean the chimney and find 75.

Reply #636287

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn 69

Reply #49

[low mantle]

/workj

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

Taxes collected! You have gained 71

Reply #636506

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of 70 off your new game.

Reply #55463

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You help clean up the local theater. You find 75 strewn about between the seats!

Reply #636507

[weary lake]

/work

[silent gale]

apevr123

You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make 50 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.

Reply #4910395

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a bed warmer and earn 52

Reply #40

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You serve the customers and receive 93

Reply #636348

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as crisis actor and earn 52.

Reply #636433

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a dog food taster and earn 69

Reply #34

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning 69.

Reply #636314

[worn flax]

/rob @cobalt tartan

[silent gale]

marko075882

You robbed 16 from halrirae.

[worn flax]

WWWW

[kind swallow]

it wont let me work

[fathom haven]

/work

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn 52

Reply #32

[fathom haven]

/rob @weary lake

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You robbed 507 from apevr123.

[fathom haven]

Daym

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 80

Reply #636494

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You're an expert in conspiracy theories and spend your days spreading wild stories on social media. You make 100 from your gullible followers.

Reply #4910388

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a beaver expert and earn 72

Reply #16

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you 58

Reply #78

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a snake milker and earn 98

Reply #30

[silent gale]

fuckingcrash

You receive a check of 70 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.

Reply #636260

fuckingcrash

You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined 398

Reply #636542

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You baked some nice cookies for all, here is 74

Reply #636511

[raw glade]

/work

[silent gale]

nicotina9798

You work as an iceberg mover and earn 85

Reply #31

[raw glade]

/work

[split walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get 54

Reply #636083

[split walrus]

/slut

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost 172, have fun

Reply #635905

[split walrus]

/crine

/crime

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You were caught stealing a bike and have been fined 675.

Reply #4910551

[split walrus]

bruh

[faint dome]

/work

[silent gale]

josh_chatzz

You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn 97

Reply #77

[faint dome]

/work

[silent gale]

josh_chatzz

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 40 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found 88 on the floor.

Reply #636029

[fathom haven]

/rob @low mantle

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You attempted to rob laycrisps, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of 66

Reply #636378

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a professional cat-petter and earn 58

Reply #636438

[limpid ermine]

/work

[silent gale]

_mitch_2013_

Great job! You work as a professional professional and got 100

Reply #204081

[limpid ermine]

/slut

[silent gale]

_mitch_2013_

You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw 201 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!

Reply #636453

[limpid ermine]

/crime

[silent gale]

_mitch_2013_

You break into Discord Headquarters, you steal 275 and escape unnoticed!

Reply #636143

[limpid ermine]

Yay

[opal cairn]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[silent gale]

nothing6942000

You steal a luxury yacht and sell it to a wealthy businessman for 499.

Reply #4910528

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a smarties expert and earn 50

Reply #24

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn 75

Reply #635988

[fathom haven]

/work

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You fail at work, but your boss pays you 66 out of pity.

Reply #636290

[fathom haven]

/rob @opal cairn

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You were caught attempting to rob nothing6942000, and have been fined 425.

[opal cairn]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[silent gale]

nothing6942000

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - unkown_killa
2 - unkownvfx

[opal cairn]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[silent gale]

Cancelled command.

nothing6942000

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - jjvr1234567890
2 - ford_returned
3 - adfgadrge
4 - alakebe
5 - ford_mustang51
6 - tartanthrasher
7 - jarhead_jake.
8 - fordzz8451
9 - ford_locomotive_34967
10 - fordmustanggt2015

[opal cairn]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[silent gale]

Cancelled command.

nothing6942000

You've been fined 461 for trying to rob a poor person.

[opal cairn]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[silent gale]

nothing6942000

You cannot commit a crime for 27 seconds.

[opal cairn]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[silent gale]

nothing6942000

You were caught with your hands in the queens underwear drawer, and have been given a 271 fine!

Reply #635895

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work at the dump all day. Then you found 98 from a thrown out wallet.

Reply #636408

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 4 minutes and 41 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you 90 for helping them out.

Reply #636491

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn 84

Reply #37

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You work as a lubricant tester and earn 75

Reply #10

[low mantle]

/crime

[silent gale]

laycrisps

The old lady you tried to rob turned out to be a 6'4'' police officer in prime condition. You got the shit beaten out of you and were fined 610

Reply #636193

[low mantle]

fudge

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid 62.

Reply #636508

[low mantle]

/slut

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives 259

Reply #635907

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn 62

Reply #230200

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You work as a Discord bot developer and earn 63

Reply #70

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you 60 for your struggles.

Reply #636489

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn 100!

Reply #636293

[amber pelican]

/work

[silent gale]

.divine_valentino.

You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you 86

Reply #636374

[amber pelican]

/crime

[silent gale]

.divine_valentino.

You found 355 under your bus seat. Shhh! Don't tell anyone.

Reply #635885

[amber pelican]

/slut

[silent gale]

.divine_valentino.

You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was 106.

Reply #55474

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

Just take the 68 and go...

Reply #636322

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You scavenge a local garbage dump and find 66 worth of scrap.

Reply #636470

[split walrus]

/slut

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You get hired to take it hard for the night for 155!

Reply #636501

[split walrus]

/crime

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You tried to eat potatoes but they retaliated and stole 212 from you!

Reply #635931

[split walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You work as the president and earn 83

Reply #65

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn 75

Reply #636035

[low mantle]

/crime

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined 456

Reply #170

[low mantle]

/slut

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay 397

Reply #176

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid 76.

Reply #635917

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned 81.

Reply #636059

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you 54 for a good job.

Reply #636490

[neon drum]

/slut

[silent gale]

dani67955

You suck some toes and earn 336

Reply #636551

[neon drum]

/withdraw

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a pet food taster and earn 60.

Reply #4910439

[neon drum]

/work

[silent gale]

dani67955

Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of 57 😃

Reply #636401

[neon drum]

/bank

how do I check my fucking bank account

/slut

[silent gale]

dani67955

You cannot be a slut for 54 minutes and 4 seconds.

[neon drum]

/work

[silent gale]

dani67955

You cannot work for 7 minutes and 50 seconds.

[neon drum]

shit

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn 92, albeit reluctantly.

Reply #636532

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn 86

Reply #32

[low mantle]

/wokr

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

73 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.

Reply #636327

[low mantle]

/slut

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse, 203 went down your toilet

Reply #636032

[low mantle]

/crime

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You were caught cheating in Monopoly, pay 596 or go to jail.

Reply #636495

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth 89!

Reply #636343

[low mantle]

/slut

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You cannot be a slut for 26 seconds.

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You work as a professional cuddler and earn 81

Reply #33

[low mantle]

/slut

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You have a good night out and earn 264.

Reply #635940

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You repair the arcade machines and receive 100

Reply #636347

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 21 seconds.

[ashen igloo]

/crime

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You knock out a soccer mom in a fight for toilet paper. You got your toilet paper but you were fined 375 for offending the soccer mom.

Reply #834632

[ashen igloo]

/work

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You work as a snake milker and earn 97

Reply #30

[ashen igloo]

/slut

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You earn 274 for giving some succ (the good kind)

Reply #635878

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned 94. The students loved you!

Reply #636280

[low mantle]

/crime

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You got caught trying to steal iPhone X and pay a fine of 262

Reply #636240

[low mantle]

/slut

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have 303

Reply #1441157

[split walrus]

/crime

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You trip on a banana on your getaway, and get busted for 83!

Reply #636417

[split walrus]

/slut

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you 341!

Reply #635920

[split walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you 55.

Reply #636282

[fathom haven]

/work

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found 53 near one of the potatoes

Reply #906378

[ashen igloo]

/slut

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay 231 to get it repaired.

Reply #636005

[ashen igloo]

/work

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You got cloned for science. You earned 82

Reply #635872

[ashen igloo]

/crime

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You broke into the Warden's office and stole his chair. You managed to sell it for 389.

Reply #636284

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a Penguinologist and earn 83

Reply #636079

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You battled and gained 80.

Reply #636473

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 12 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn 75

Reply #75

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn 50

Reply #230200

[fast urchin]

/slut

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather 334 in total.

Reply #636069

[junior gate]

/slut

[silent gale]

kass_stevienicksversion_

A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you 184 for having your junk out.

Reply #636492

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning 63.

Reply #636314

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a professional cat-petter and earn 93

Reply #636438

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found 74

Reply #636554

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as an egg and earn 56

Reply #635973

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you 73 for your hard work

Reply #838130

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got 82!

Reply #635954

[ashen igloo]

/slut

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you 371 for public indecency.

Reply #636266

[ashen igloo]

/work

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip 79.

Reply #635939

[ashen igloo]

/crime

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You thought it was a good idea to rob a bank with a banana. They fined you 614.

Reply #635962

[ashen igloo]

I am in soo much game debt it's unbelievable

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid 83 and given a bottle of wine.

Reply #636483

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of 87.

Reply #636406

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain 80 though.

Reply #636392

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a gender equality consultant and earn 82

Reply #45

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you 100 to help fund the project!

Reply #636446

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You cannot work for 50 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You shine people's shoes in class and they give you 100.

Reply #636531

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid 67

Reply #636420

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you 53 to help fund the project!

Reply #636446

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining 51

Reply #636385

[worn flax]

/rob @low mantle

[silent gale]

marko075882

You attempted to rob laycrisps, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You found 94 on the floor.

Reply #636294

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's 55.

Reply #636071

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid 63.

Reply #55462

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You work as a beaver expert and earn 99

Reply #16

[stoic gale]

/work

[silent gale]

unknownpoo__53407

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 54

Reply #635952

[stoic gale]

/work

[silent gale]

unknownpoo__53407

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 48 seconds.

[hollow sleet]

/work

[silent gale]

serenegunslinger

You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn 82

Reply #19

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received 85!

Reply #203527

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You worked overtime for 56

Reply #636536

[stoic gale]

/work

[silent gale]

unknownpoo__53407

You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make 87 for your lack of effort.

Reply #4910387

[split walrus]

/slut

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You work as a lubricant tester and earn 232.

Reply #636054

[split walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make 53.

Reply #4910434

[split walrus]

/crime

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You sell your kidney on the black market for 293

Reply #636125

[ashen igloo]

/crime

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You steal an apple from the market for 649

Reply #636302

[ashen igloo]

Work

/slut

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay 231 for child support before disownment.

Reply #635886

[ashen igloo]

/work

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for 81

Reply #636397

[river escarp]

/work

[silent gale]

youseftheowner

A drunk man pays you 100 to walk backwards.

Reply #55464

[river escarp]

Bet

/work

[silent gale]

youseftheowner

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.

[river escarp]

/dance

/crime

[silent gale]

youseftheowner

Stealing candy from a baby didn't turn out to be as easy as you'd think, you've been fined 300

Reply #636237

[river escarp]

man

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You put your nose to the grindstone and earned 67.

Reply #636429

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You cannot work for 3 seconds.

[low mantle]

/work

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in 100

Reply #636021

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

Taxes collected! You have gained 68

Reply #636506

[twilit niche]

/rob @digital sandal

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You were caught attempting to rob _vanda., and have been fined 580.

[twilit niche]

…

One more score…..

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found 59

Reply #636554

[digital sandal]

/rob @twilit niche

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You attempted to rob perturbabe, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[digital sandal]

[twilit niche]

Wasn’t smart of you

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn 67

Reply #62

[hot dagger]

/rob @low mantle

[silent gale]

luka.239

You were caught attempting to rob laycrisps, and have been fined 366.

[hot dagger]

Dang I had to try it once

[low mantle]

/worj

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You cannot work for 1 minute and 53 seconds.

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly 96 was earned.

Reply #203821

[hot dagger]

/work

[silent gale]

luka.239

You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth 95.

Reply #636553

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning 96.

Reply #636314

[mint turret]

/slut

[silent gale]

stank_monkey

You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again. 200 for the paramedics to come and help you out.

Reply #636062

[mint turret]

/work

[silent gale]

stank_monkey

You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you 82 for your work.

Reply #636481

[mint turret]

/crime

[silent gale]

stank_monkey

You were caught skipping school and have been fined 82.

Reply #4910552

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You work as a parkour specialist and earn 69

Reply #9

[fast urchin]

/slut

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned 138

Reply #635871

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You sell bananas for 56

Reply #834708

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 5 minutes and 32 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 9 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a professional snuggler and earn 97

Reply #5

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a professional apologiser and earn 65

Reply #39

[unique portal]

/work

[silent gale]

kittiewas.alive

You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned 65.

Reply #636059

kittiewas.alive

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn 81

Reply #11

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn 62

Reply #46

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn 74

Reply #635864

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for 57

Reply #636397

[whole cosmos]

/work

[silent gale]

colonelfires

You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid 83 for moving traffic cones on the road.

Reply #4910409

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid 62 to dust off dinosaur fossils.

Reply #4910415

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You participate in a psychological experiment and earn 72 for your participation.

Reply #4910440

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You help clean up the local theater. You find 83 strewn about between the seats!

Reply #636507

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You cannot work for 3 minutes.

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You work as a Penguinologist and earn 53

Reply #636079

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's 75.

Reply #636071

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You did a fundraiser and raised 91

Reply #834686

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you 95, it must be your lucky day!

Reply #834699

[agile isle]

/work

[silent gale]

stevensergal

You work as a comedian and earn 74

Reply #29

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You work as a professional apologiser and earn 62

Reply #39

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You cannot work for 1 minute and 25 seconds.

[stoic gale]

/work

[silent gale]

unknownpoo__53407

You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make 68

Reply #635903

[west gull]

/work

[silent gale]

idkk0688

You found 64 lying on the floor in General Chat!

Reply #636543

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You work as the head of potatoes and earn 90

Reply #13

[hardy heron]

/work

[silent gale]

v1beyondabsolution

Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found 60

Reply #636554

[hardy heron]

/slut

[silent gale]

v1beyondabsolution

You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole 229.

Reply #55467

[hardy heron]

/crime

[silent gale]

v1beyondabsolution

You were caught stealing flowers from a public garden and have been fined 595.

Reply #4910547

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You did a fundraiser and raised 67

Reply #834686

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You worked as a bartender, and earned 65 from selling drinks

Reply #838263

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of 77 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...

Reply #636363

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You work as a Penguinologist and earn 96

Reply #636079

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You participate in a scientific study and earn 66 for your time and effort.

Reply #4910429

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped 81!

Reply #636414

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You work as a circus clown and earn 81.

Reply #636448

[split walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn 72

Reply #20

[split walrus]

/slut

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged 347 for their medical fees.

Reply #635970

[split walrus]

/crime

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You were caught not helping to commit the crime and instead sitting on your lazy ass talking about it on Discord and were ratted out for 491

Reply #635921

[split walrus]

DAMNIT DUDE

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You work as a smarties expert and earn 59

Reply #24

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for 66.

Reply #636512

[low mantle]

/crime

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You tried griefing someone's house, but they placed a trap of TNT under it so you died. You have to pay 565 for damages

Reply #636324

[low mantle]

/slut

[silent gale]

laycrisps

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you 242 to stop because that's weird.

Reply #636350

[worn flax]

/rob @cobalt tartan

[silent gale]

marko075882

You robbed 4 from halrirae.

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped 80!

Reply #636414

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got 57 for your efforts!

Reply #636053

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win 59.

Reply #4910424

[rich bolt]

!work

/work

[silent gale]

olki0550

You work as a smarties expert and earn 85

Reply #24

[rich bolt]

/crime

[silent gale]

olki0550

You tried to trip an old man and he beats you with a stick. The police then arrive on scene and fine you 415 for attempted murder.

Reply #55470

[rich bolt]

/slut

[silent gale]

olki0550

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of 215, and you go ahead with it.

Reply #636421

[rich bolt]

/rob crisps

[silent gale]

olki0550

You attempted to rob laycrisps, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[rich bolt]

Im sorry

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you 84

Reply #636374

[low mantle]

LMFAOOO yeah u better be

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You receive a check of 71 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.

Reply #636260

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn 70

Reply #37

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn 58.

Reply #636412

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 1 minute and 15 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a space lawyer and earn 68

Reply #6

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a taxi driver and earn 100

Reply #636045

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a bride kidnapper and earn 99

Reply #21

[wild moat]

H

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a cross dresser model and earn 88

Reply #17

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a circus clown and earn 71.

Reply #636448

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 1 minute and 50 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a child birth educator and earn 98

Reply #60

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You develop games and earn 55.

Reply #636067

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You take part in a Civil War battle and earn 85 for your team winning!

Reply #636319

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as the namer of clouds and earn 93

Reply #8

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You work as an elevator mechanic and earn 89

Reply #59

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make 92

Reply #635903

[stray tulip]

/work

[silent gale]

cbvids7443

You made a great pun! Take this 70.

Reply #636539

[stray tulip]

/work

[silent gale]

cbvids7443

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 55 seconds.

[stray tulip]

/slut

[silent gale]

cbvids7443

You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw 249 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!

Reply #636453

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make 57 from ad revenue.

Reply #636418

[stray tulip]

/work

[silent gale]

cbvids7443

You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly 75 was earned.

Reply #203821

[stray tulip]

/slut

[silent gale]

cbvids7443

You cannot be a slut for 48 minutes and 26 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 37 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 3 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid 75 for streaming it online.

Reply #4910427

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as an ear cleaner and earn 98

Reply #44

[river escarp]

/work

[silent gale]

youseftheowner

You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid 58.

Reply #55462

[river escarp]

/crime

[silent gale]

youseftheowner

You make a profit selling catnip on the streets, and get 415.

Reply #636300

[river escarp]

/balance

Huh

/dep

...

/slut

[silent gale]

youseftheowner

You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you 158!

Reply #635894

[river escarp]

The other guy got 249 for being funny

😕

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining 66

Reply #636385

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received 81!

Reply #203527

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn 53

Reply #75

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn 96

Reply #32

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got 76!

Reply #636259

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You put your nose to the grindstone and earned 56.

Reply #636429

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work at a lamp store and earn 77

Reply #635947

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 1 minute and 8 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as crisis actor and earn 71.

Reply #636433

[iron pendant]

/work

[silent gale]

miraak10

You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved 85!

Reply #636278

[iron pendant]

/slut

[silent gale]

miraak10

You got your daily dose of Vitamin D 375 : D

Reply #635875

[iron pendant]

/crime

[silent gale]

miraak10

You robbed a Kwik-E Mart and cashed out with 467

Reply #636442

[stable marsh]

/slut

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned 164.

Reply #55468

[stable marsh]

/work

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You dig around in your yard and gain 56

Reply #636382

[stable marsh]

/crime

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You stole a dog and sold it to the old lady next door for 587

Reply #636006

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid 76 for doing it

Reply #636462

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You worked overtime for 86

Reply #636536

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining 89

Reply #636385

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 64.

Reply #636058

[worn flax]

/rob @cobalt tartan

[silent gale]

marko075882

You were caught attempting to rob halrirae, and have been fined 20.

[fathom haven]

/work

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You work as a professional worker and earn 96.

Reply #636046

[fathom haven]

/crime

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You stole a couple rifles and sold it for 495

Reply #636515

[fathom haven]

/rob @worn flax

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You've been fined 439 for trying to rob a poor person.

[fathom haven]

Damn

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.

[grave sphinx]

/crime

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

Your hacker friend wires you 604. Good payroll today gamers.

Reply #636273

[grave sphinx]

/work

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned 87. The students loved you!

Reply #636280

[grave sphinx]

/slut

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You work as a cunning linguist and earn 370

Reply #28

[worn flax]

🤣😂🤣😂

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a smarties expert and earn 95

Reply #24

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 51 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You're the tooth fairy and spend your nights collecting teeth from children's pillows. You make 55 for your dedication to dental hygiene.

Reply #4910399

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 24 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make 60 for your lack of effort.

Reply #4910387

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You found 87 lying on the floor in General Chat!

Reply #636543

[mighty token]

/work

[silent gale]

aspectofnoah

You work as a bounty hunter and earn 57

Reply #57

[mighty token]

/work

[silent gale]

aspectofnoah

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.

[mighty token]

/rob halrirae

[silent gale]

aspectofnoah

You were caught attempting to rob halrirae, and have been fined 57.

[mighty token]

/rob halrirae

[silent gale]

aspectofnoah

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.

[mighty token]

/slut

[silent gale]

aspectofnoah

You go down on that rich kid and earn 173

Reply #635900

[mighty token]

/crime

[silent gale]

aspectofnoah

You tried to sneak into a concert without a ticket and got caught. You have been fined 173.

Reply #4910494

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You sell bananas for 98

Reply #834708

[lament talon]

/work

[silent gale]

thorodinson21058090

You take your cat for a walk and gain 58

Reply #636389

[lament talon]

/work

[silent gale]

thorodinson21058090

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.

[lament talon]

/deposit

[mighty token]

/work

[silent gale]

aspectofnoah

You repair the arcade machines and receive 62

Reply #636347

[mighty token]

/slut

[silent gale]

aspectofnoah

You cannot be a slut for 8 minutes and 18 seconds.

[mighty token]

/crime

[silent gale]

aspectofnoah

You cannot commit a crime for 8 minutes and 23 seconds.

[fathom haven]

/work

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You work as a space lawyer and earn 56

Reply #6

[fathom haven]

/crime

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You were caught eating cakes in a bakery, you have been fined 261!

Reply #636312

[fathom haven]

/rob @cobalt tartan

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You robbed 7 from halrirae.

[fathom haven]

....

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you 88.

Reply #636403

[rigid river]

/work

[silent gale]

uptown_rat

You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make 95 for your expertise in marine mammal training.

Reply #4910405

[split walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You work as a Penguinologist and earn 65

Reply #636079

[split walrus]

/slut

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined 81.

Reply #635909

[split walrus]

/crime

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You were caught stealing a bike and have been fined 0.

Reply #4910551

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped 66!

Reply #636414

[fast urchin]

/slut

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as 239!

Reply #204738

[ashen igloo]

Dammit @fast urchin . That must have hurt

/work

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You worked at the office overtime for 55

Reply #636457

[ashen igloo]

/slut

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

Someone cares about you. Enough to throw 214 at you.

Reply #636455

[ashen igloo]

Double or nothing.

/crime

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You sneak into a zoo and shave a lion, selling the fur for 640

Reply #4910475

[ashen igloo]

Woo hoo!!

[split walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You work as a taxi driver and earn 68

Reply #636045

[rigid river]

/work

[silent gale]

uptown_rat

You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find 90 stashed inside one of them.

Reply #6070

[split walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of 78 😃

Reply #636401

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You work as a head receiver and earn 71

Reply #22

[stable marsh]

/slut

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You hooked up with a couple of guys for 366

Reply #636313

[stable marsh]

/work

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You work as a pumpkin picker 53

Reply #6069

[stable marsh]

/crime

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

After stealing memes you get tracked down by the meme god and mugged for 325.

Reply #636022

[fathom haven]

/crime

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You stealthily pickpocket a nearby customer with 464 worth of silver coins.

Reply #636485

[fathom haven]

/rob @ashen igloo

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You attempted to rob rorhymes007, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[fathom haven]

/work

[silent gale]

ford_locomotive_34967

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 54

Reply #635952

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned 66

Reply #635873

[fast urchin]

/slut

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a 298 fine!

Reply #635892

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as the head of elephants and earn 97

Reply #7

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 16 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 4 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn 75

Reply #41

[severe kindle]

/crime

[silent gale]

ishaan_74938194

You snort $100 dollar bills using cocaine and waste 210 on getting high.

Reply #635977

[severe kindle]

/crime

[silent gale]

ishaan_74938194

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 50 seconds.

[severe kindle]

/work

[silent gale]

ishaan_74938194

You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid 62 and given a bottle of wine.

Reply #636483

[severe kindle]

/bj

/work

[silent gale]

ishaan_74938194

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 46 seconds.

[severe kindle]

/rob

[silent gale]

ishaan_74938194

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[severe kindle]

/rob @cobalt tartan

[silent gale]

ishaan_74938194

You were caught attempting to rob halrirae, and have been fined 62.

[severe kindle]

/rob <@&645345231469936650>

[silent gale]

ishaan_74938194

Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[lime pivot]

/rob ishaan_74938194

[silent gale]

kapitan_watykan

You've been fined 82 for trying to rob a poor person.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You slept in a bed and found 70 under your pillow when you woke up

Reply #838259