#back-room
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Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
51 I think...
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
89
/dep all
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
127.
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
96
/crime
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, and have been given a
546 fine!
/Slut
You cannot be a slut for 22 minutes and 7 seconds.
/slut
You rake in
324, but your butthole will never be the same...
/work
You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make
56 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.
/crime
A box wobbles & falls from a delivery vehicle, landing right in front of you. Inside you find high-quality cigars. These are worth
278
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
89.
/work
You participate in a psychological experiment and earn
58 for your participation.
/work
You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid
92 to dust off dinosaur fossils.
With a few others, you light up a Molotov and throw it at a shop. Somehow you find
487 on the way back.
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
70!
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob halrirae
You robbed
3 from halrirae.
/crime l
You cannot commit a crime for 53 minutes and 35 seconds.
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
58
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 48 seconds.
/rob russian-roulette <bet>
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
54
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
94 when you got back home
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
78
/work
You work as a model and earn
86
/work
You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make
57 for your bravery and heroism.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
73.
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
72
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
95
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
50
/crime
You steal change from the homeless. You got
394
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
119
/bal
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
75 was earned.
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
100
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
318 in total.
/crime
You rob the 24/7 and steal a few hundred bucks, then you remember, its a game and you waste
551 for more in game currency.
Fuck ðŸ˜
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
66
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
95
/crime
You robbed a bank and got
500
You work at the strip club and earn
325.
You were caught attempting to rob noot_nootxd, and have been fined
272.
Hell
/work
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received
63!
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you
167 after.
/crime
You work for a hacking association and earn
292
You attempted to rob laycrisps, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You were caught attempting to rob falky02, and have been fined
682.
You get paid
233 for crossdressing
/work
You work as a professional tea taster and earn
72 for tasting different types of tea.
/crime
You are hired by one of the admins to take out a server member. You were caught by the police and are fined
686
Lol
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
204
/slut
You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you
124.
You assassinate a high priority target. Your client pays you
355.
/work
You found
62 on the floor.
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
64
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 36 minutes and 3 seconds.
/crime
You lied on your tax return and have been fined
215.
/work
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received
81!
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
59 off of donations.
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
81 for doing it
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
348
Niiiccceee!!
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
52
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
52
/crime
You get caught adding your milk before your cereal and receive a fine of
52
/rob halrirae
You robbed
22 from halrirae.
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
50
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
54 strewn about between the seats!
/rob
/crime
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
You tried to rob a dolphin but the dolphin has cosmic powers. Get fined
462 for messing with the wrong dolphin!
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
128 and a real sore hangover.
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
222!
/CRIME
You were caught shoplifting a bag of chips and have been fined
370.
/slut
You fuck this really hot girl, and you find out she has herpes. You are fined
105 to get it cured.
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
96
/crime
Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined
267.
Crap
/slut
You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined
156
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
77.
/crime
It's your lucky day! You found an unlocked bus and took out
513 from the box of fares.
/slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
135 in order to keep quiet about it.
/Crime
You sell your kidney on the black market for
362
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
79
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
81
/work
You find
88 randomly lying in the gutter
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 45 seconds.
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
94
/work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
75.
/crime
You got caught stealing cheese wheels and are fined
97
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
53.
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
69 for doing it
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
56 😃
/work
You work as a professional bed tester and earn
70.
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
51
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
63 for watching.
/work
You work as a caterpillar walker and earn
83 for walking caterpillars on leaves.
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
312 at you.
/crime
You got caught hacking into the CIA, and lost
525
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 8 seconds.
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
90
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
52
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
74 strewn about between the seats!
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
112
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
50
/crime
You hack into a dating app and blackmail users for
284
/crime
You're caught helping the enemy. Pay
417
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
306.
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
85
/slut
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a
334 fine!
You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make
71.
/crime
You attempt to rob your local McDonalds. The cashier beats you and you are fined
540
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
57
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
63.
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
70.
/crime
You mug a hobo on the street and manage to get
431
/slut
You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined
248.
/crime
You were caught shoplifting. Pay a fine of
147
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
79!
/work
You take part in a medical research study and get paid
83 for your participation.
/work
You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make
91 for spreading joy and happiness.
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
56
/slut
Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John
135
/crime
Police did a strip search and found stolen toys, they fined you
0
/crime
You got caught spray painting graffiti on a public building and have been fined
200.
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
286 in total.
/work
You got out of bed. Have
69
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 31 seconds.
You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn
91 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.
/work
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
73 I think...
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
80. Good job!
/crime
You see an old woman drop
482, and take it!
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 13 seconds.
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
95.
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
341!
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
91
/crime
You tripped on a rock while running and got caught. Although you escaped you lost
374 when you fell over.
/work
You dig around in your yard and gain
51
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
63
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
90
/slut
One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid
323 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.
The "Don't Step on the Grass" sign in the park was taunting you, so you pranced all over the grassy fields before picking the pocket of the nearby patrolling traffic officer, you were able to nab
695 from their pockets.
Yayy
/crime
You are fined
200 for jaywalking
/work
You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth
94.
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
145 from the men.
/crime
You tried to cheat on a test by writing answers on your arm, but got caught and have been given a
200 fine.
/rob Ace.
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - morrospecterr
2 - harry_1243.
3 - ace.32290
4 - mfdxsh_
5 - ace.888
6 - ace._t_
7 - ace.the.shroom
8 - ace.tm
/rob morrospecterr
Cancelled command.
You attempted to rob morrospecterr, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob crisps
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
78.
/crime
You dress up as a mascot and steal the team's championship trophy, which you sell to a sports memorabilia collector for
478.
/dep all
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
75
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
67
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
238!
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
77
/slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
153
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
78!
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
73
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
230.
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
52.
/crime
You were caught trying to pickpocket! You are fined
340
/crime
A woman gave you
668, for killing her husband!
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
96.
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you
172 as a punishment because there's kids watching.
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
57 for all your items.
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
236
/work
You participate in a psychological experiment and earn
86 for your participation.
/crime
A wise asian girl once said, Be a better criminal. Get fined
86 kiddo
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
214 and a sore ass.
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
60
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make
88.
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
116
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
76 from donations
/slut
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
347
/crime
You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined
666
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
90
Wow
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
97
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 23 seconds.
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
85.
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
55
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
56
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
77
/crime
You unsuccessfully bribed a cop. See ya in prison, buddy. You lost
343
/slut
You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined
300
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
83.
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
84!
/rob @cobalt tartan
You robbed
81 from halrirae.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
64.
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 30 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 15 seconds.
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
92
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 1 second.
/work
You cannot work for 33 seconds.
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
76
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
86.
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
59
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
84 .
/crime
Steal pencils from Jeff's house. He gets mad and takes it out on the house across the street, resulting in a triple homicide and manslaughter. The police suspect you as an accomplice, so you pay
90 in legal fees trying to clear your name
/slut
You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to
0.
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
97
/slut
Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes
144.
/crime
You parked in a handicap spot without a permit and have been fined
417.
Sigh..
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
64 from ad revenue.
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
86
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
73
/work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
50
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
76.
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
231 for your hard work.
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
99.
/crime
You kill someone and sell their organs for
551
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
71.
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
100 for watching.
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
66
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 7 minutes and 1 second.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 1 minute and 16 seconds.
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
161 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
69!
/crime
You were caught trespassing onto a construction site and have been fined
637.
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
81.
/WORK
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
81! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
282
/crime
You wouldn't get out of bed to do the crime. We are fining you
577 for being a lazy ass person.
/work
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received
62!
@grand cedar Your mother is morte
/work
You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make
98 for your lack of effort.
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
181 on your way out of the locker room.
/crime
You were caught feeding pigeons in a no-feeding zone and have been fined
279.
/work
You participate in a psychological experiment and earn
66 for your participation.
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
385 to your Patreon!
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
55
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
69
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
56
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
86 because we pity you.
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
84 for your services.
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
235 for the night.
/crime
You were caught with your pants down outside the cemetery, and have been given a
426 fine!
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
77
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
60.
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
193
/crime
You pickpocket someone successfully and steal the money out of their wallet, there was
699 in it
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
64
/crime
You hack into a dating app and blackmail users for
431
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
81.
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
394!
/crime
You travel back in time to before the Gold Rush began and take all the gold. You travel back to the present and trade it in for
553.
/work
You work as a fake bus passenger and earn
86 for filling up empty seats on the bus.
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
77
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
88! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
174 in return!
/crime
You robbed a cat, but felt guilty once you saw she was a single mom with ten kittens and paid her back
642.
/crime
You were caught trying to steal a cat, and have been given a
380 fine!
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
71
/slut
You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a
111 fine!
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
96
/crime
You rob a convenience store for
502
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
67
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
72
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
79
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
240 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/crime
You went to rob a bank and failed miserably, although you did escape the cops and made it back to your apartment. You found
626 on the ground in the parking lot.
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
361!
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
63 to help fund the project!
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
98
/crime
After mugging a drunk policeman, the cops chase you, ram your car, and leave you for dead - when paramedics arrive, they charge you a whopping
257 because they don't get paid enough
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
266 : D
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
73.
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
273
/slut
You take it up the ass for
228
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
59
/crime
You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of
334!
Bro its a rock ðŸ˜
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
55.
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
141 and a real sore hangover.
/crime
You tried to sneak into a concert without a ticket and got caught. You have been fined
0.
...
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
87 from your peers.
why ain't the bot working here
/slut
Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him
285.
/work
You help clean a horses stable for
72
/crime
You get banned from the Minecraft server and have to pay a fine of
261!
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
65. Good job.
/crime
You hit someone with a rock and they sued you for
600
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
189!
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
66!
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
59
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
70
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
91.
/crime
You attempted to rob the local bank and got caught by the police. You are fined
301
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 50 seconds.
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
69.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 55 seconds.
You attempted to rob teughelsclan, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob @cobalt tartan
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
76.
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
87!
You attempted to rob idk04205, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
80
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
136
/crime
You wouldn't get out of bed to do the crime. We are fining you
261 for being a lazy ass person.
/work
You walk dogs for
72.
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
167
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
73
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 24 seconds.
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
84
/work
You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make
55 for spreading joy and happiness.
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
72.
/slut
You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost?
211 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
60.
/work
You slept in a bed and found
81 under your pillow when you woke up
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
328 : D
You give excellent head and earn a solid
367.
Sup
YAYY
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
349
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
96
Kk
/crime
You steal a stop sign and sell it to a driver's education program for
366
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 30 seconds.
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As you exit your backyard, a dog from down the street bites your leg leaving you with deep cuts on your calf. You stumble with pain and kick the dog into your backyard before closing the gate. Later that day a Lost Dog poster is seen on the street offering a reward. You return the dog, only after receiving your
484 reward. He shouldn't have bit you on your own property.
/rob @urban scarab
You were caught attempting to rob bobby_carter, and have been fined
382.
Hehehehe
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
84 and given a bottle of wine.
/slut
You take it up the ass for
124
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
90 after the pizzeria closes down.
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
74.
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
71
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
76 from selling drinks
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
65 for your services.
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 4 seconds.
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
66. Good job!
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
73
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 45 seconds.
/crime
You pour rain water into bottles, claiming that it's Holy water, and sell them for
662
/work
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
97 anyway.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 46 seconds.
/crime
You fail to pickpocket a noble. He summons the guards and they fine you
267
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
305
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
84
/crime
You have been caught trying to steal an officer's gun. You get a fine of
389
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
52
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
346!
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 50 seconds.
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
80
Huh???
/slut
You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole
197.
/crime
You got caught speeding, your ticket comes to
428
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
71 😃
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
79.
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
383 for your hard work.
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
65
/crime
You're caught watching illegal Russian movies and slapped with a hefty
418 fine
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
330.
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
52
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
78
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
90 off of donations.
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
53
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
50
/slut
You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined
0
/crime
You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of
0
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
69
/slut
You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost
69
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
54.
/crime
You robbed a bank but your getaway car got a flat tire and you were fined
54
/crime
The local street gang pays you
504 after helping them beat an innocent citizen
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
51
/slut
Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra
390.
/crime
You parked in a handicap spot without a permit and have been fined
633.
/work
You work as the president and earn
78
/slut
You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay
0 for child support before disownment.
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
91!
/crime
You dress up as a superhero and rob a bank, escaping with
257
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
86 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
254.
/work
You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make
68 for your entertaining bedtime stories.
/crime
You steal an apple from the market for
541
Thats an expensive apple-
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
67
/work
You work as a caterpillar walker and earn
71 for walking caterpillars on leaves.
/slut
You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took
71 from you.
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
95 on the ground.
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
69
/slut
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you
69.
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
71 in profits
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you
284 after.
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
69
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
92. Good job!
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
277
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
88
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
95
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
200.
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
114
/crime
You storm the local police station and steal all their bribery money worth
670
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
53
YAY
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
298.
Your co-conspirator gives information to the police that gets you arrested. You are fined
592
/crime
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
60.
10 minutes and 60 dollars..
/work
You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make
98.
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
62.
/slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
130 in order to keep quiet about it.
/slut
You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a
245 fine!
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
85.
/crime
You tried to trip an old man and he beats you with a stick. The police then arrive on scene and fine you
637 for attempted murder.
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
127
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
58
You stole a potato and sold it for
612 on the black market
...
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
64.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make
53.
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
63
/work
You cannot work for 3 seconds.
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
63
/slut
The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay
139 to have them cleaned
/crime
You were going to commit a crime but changed your mind and got a job instead. You made
391 before your boss realised you were a criminal and fired you.
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
93
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
64
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
66!
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
74
/slut
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you
252.
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 31 seconds.
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
59
/balance
/work
You work as a pet food taster and earn
91.
/slut
You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost?
249 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?
/crime
You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of
446!
You sell bananas for
55
/Work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
76
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
95.
/balance
/crime
You tried to steal some toilet paper, but got caught by the mob, you got fined
253 and lost all your toilet paper.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 18 seconds.
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
97
/crime
You attempt to break into an electronics store. You smash the window to bits and climb inside, only to hear sirens approaching fast.. You haven't even gotten the loot yet. You must have tripped a silent alarm. Busted. You are fined
523
/slut
You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost
214.
/crime
You eat pizza with pineapple. Disgrace. Fined
200
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
65 to help fund the project!
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
277 for the night.
/balance
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
97
/work
You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make
57 for your skills in temporal navigation.
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
81
/slut
You rake in
292, but your butthole will never be the same...
/work
You dig around in your yard and gain
82
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 5 seconds.
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
95
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
60
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
72
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
76
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
67.
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
57. Good job!
/work
You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make
72 for spreading joy and happiness.
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
83
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
91.
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
65
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
291.
/work
You're a fortune cookie interpreter and spend your days decoding the cryptic messages hidden inside the cookies. You make
82 for your insight into the future.
/crime
Steal pencils from Jeff's house. He gets mad and takes it out on the house across the street, resulting in a triple homicide and manslaughter. The police suspect you as an accomplice, so you pay
371 in legal fees trying to clear your name
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
63
/crime
You stole a street sign as a prank, but got caught and have been fined
263.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 21 seconds.
/dep all
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
57
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
232
/crime
You tried to sell fake designer merchandise, but got caught and have been fined
335.
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
65 for your contributions !
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
61
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
66
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
70 off your performance.
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
127.
/work
You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid
57 for sorting jelly beans by color.
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
97
/work
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
77 anyway.
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
91 near one of the potatoes
You found an extra
282 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
62 for doing his job.
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
57
/crime
You got caught hacking into the CIA, and lost
527
/slut