back-room

[chrome ravine]

Only work actually gives you money

Its a gamble

[vivid bear]

well only work guarantee's money

[chrome ravine]

But only small amounts

[vivid bear]

but shorter cooldown

[chrome ravine]

Yeah

[vivid bear]

so overall do all 3

its worth the gamble 💀

[chrome ravine]

Fuck

I lost in black jack

[amber pelican]

/crime

[silent gale]

.divine_valentino.

You have been caught trying to steal an officer's gun. You get a fine of 17

Reply #636370

[amber pelican]

/slut

[silent gale]

.divine_valentino.

You worked as a sperm donor and earned 171

Reply #838098

[amber pelican]

/work

[silent gale]

.divine_valentino.

You sell your crab for 85, you monster

Reply #635944

[vivid bear]

/work

[silent gale]

romeo17_

You worked at the office overtime for 69

Reply #636457

[chrome ravine]

/work

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You work as the head of potatoes and earn 80

Reply #13

[vivid bear]

/crime

[silent gale]

romeo17_

You cannot commit a crime for 41 minutes and 10 seconds.

[vivid bear]

/slut

[silent gale]

romeo17_

You cannot be a slut for 46 minutes and 48 seconds.

[vivid bear]

darn

[twilit niche]

/rob @distant latch

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You robbed 46 from censoredscreaming.

[twilit niche]

Broke ass

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a professional cuddler and earn 72

Reply #33

[twilit niche]

/slut

[silent gale]

perturbabe

Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra 329.

Reply #636068

[stray tulip]

/work

[silent gale]

cbvids7443

You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn 82 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.

Reply #4910408

[iron pendant]

/work

[silent gale]

miraak10

You work as a taxi driver and earn 53

Reply #636045

[iron pendant]

/slut

[silent gale]

miraak10

You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you 385.

Reply #636404

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's 96.

Reply #636071

[grand cedar]

/work

[silent gale]

teughelsclan

You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make 86 for your dedication to laziness.

Reply #4910390

[grand cedar]

/slut

[silent gale]

teughelsclan

That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent 173 to your Patreon

Reply #635975

teughelsclan

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[grand cedar]

/crime

[silent gale]

teughelsclan

You were caught dumping trash illegally and have been fined 275.

Reply #4910550

[grand cedar]

/work

[silent gale]

teughelsclan

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 17 seconds.

[grand cedar]

/rob @twilit niche

[silent gale]

teughelsclan

You attempted to rob perturbabe, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[twilit niche]

Get a job

[split walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You clean off the animatronics and get paid 93

Reply #636335

[split walrus]

/slut

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned 206

Reply #636089

[split walrus]

/crime

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

After stealing memes you get tracked down by the meme god and mugged for 634.

Reply #636022

[split walrus]

greedy bastard

[grave sphinx]

🤣

/work

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining 58

Reply #636385

[grave sphinx]

/Slut

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you 210 and maybe chlamydia.

Reply #636516

[grave sphinx]

/crime

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You parked in a handicap spot without a permit and have been fined 546.

Reply #4910546

[grave sphinx]

Dang

/rob @grand cedar

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You attempted to rob teughelsclan, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[split walrus]

/crime

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You stepped on a Lego and couldn't continue, you've been fined 420

Reply #635995

[split walrus]

/slut

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay 245 for surgery.

Reply #636271

[split walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you 94, as it was originally their job

Reply #636304

[trail talon]

/crime

[silent gale]

the_real_darth_malak

Nuh, uh, uh, mister! You are fined 221.

Reply #636307

[trail talon]

gosh darn it

/work

[silent gale]

the_real_darth_malak

You work as a professional apologiser and earn 76

Reply #39

[trail talon]

/work

[silent gale]

the_real_darth_malak

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.

[trail talon]

finally no work...

[silent gale]

the_real_darth_malak

You attempted to rob harry_1243., but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[trail talon]

damn...

/rob @split walrus

[silent gale]

the_real_darth_malak

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.

[trail talon]

/crime

[silent gale]

the_real_darth_malak

You cannot commit a crime for 56 minutes and 51 seconds.

[split walrus]

/crime

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You were caught stealing copper wire from an abandoned building and have been fined 677.

Reply #4910549

[split walrus]

/slut

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned 379

Reply #636089

[split walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You work as a starving college student, you found 68 on the ground.

Reply #636396

[split walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for 64

Reply #838228

[split walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You worked and gained 51

Reply #636440

[split walrus]

/slut

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You cannot be a slut for 45 seconds.

[split walrus]

sigh

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost 397.

Reply #635906

the.nickknack

You help an old lady cross the road, 533 falls out of her purse and you take it!

Reply #636326

[split walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn 93

Reply #46

[grave sphinx]

/work

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make 62 for your expertise in marine mammal training.

Reply #4910405

[grave sphinx]

/slut

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined 137 for disturbing the public peace.

Reply #636038

[grave sphinx]

/work

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You take part in a medical research study and get paid 78 for your participation.

Reply #4910436

[grave sphinx]

/crime

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You were found in the Springfield Power Plant trying to make crack cocaine, you were fined 280

Reply #636444

[grave sphinx]

DANG IT

/rob @split walrus

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You attempted to rob the.nickknack, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[split walrus]

😭 ??? bro im in debt

[grave sphinx]

Doubke dang it

[split walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You sold fish sandwiches and earned 92 in profits

Reply #838133

[grave sphinx]

So am i 😭😭

[split walrus]

/slut

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn 129 and a sore ass.

Reply #636007

[split walrus]

/crime

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

Your co-conspirator gives information to the police that gets you arrested. You are fined 670

Reply #636109

[split walrus]

damnit

[grave sphinx]

Sorry! That was me

🤣🤣

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You help clean up the local theater. You find 61 strewn about between the seats!

Reply #636507

[brisk dock]

/work

[silent gale]

toffee999709

You work in Greggs and earn 68

Reply #635899

[brisk dock]

/crime

[silent gale]

toffee999709

You were caught eating cakes in a bakery, you have been fined 257!

Reply #636312

[brisk dock]

/slut

[silent gale]

toffee999709

You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for 220.

Reply #636452

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

79 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.

Reply #636327

[low mantle]

/slut

[silent gale]

laycrisps

Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you 297 for public indecency.

Reply #636266

[low mantle]

/crime

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You robbed a bank but your getaway car got a flat tire and you were fined 432

Reply #636111

[low mantle]

BRUH

[chrome ravine]

/crime

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You tried stealing money from a cop, you were fined 86

Reply #636375

[chrome ravine]

/slut

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

Damn! Those hips don't lie here's 234

Reply #635964

[chrome ravine]

/work

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You worked in the cafeteria and have earned 65

Reply #636469

[split walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn 52.

Reply #4910423

[split walrus]

/slut

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

Your condom supply runs out and you pay 272 to restock.

Reply #636003

[split walrus]

/crime

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You steal 343 from a child and (narrowly) escape.

Reply #636340

[split walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of 84 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...

Reply #636363

[grand cedar]

/work

[silent gale]

teughelsclan

You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make 61 for your entertaining bedtime stories.

Reply #4910401

[grand cedar]

/slut

[silent gale]

teughelsclan

You suck some toes and earn 239

Reply #636551

[grand cedar]

/work

[silent gale]

teughelsclan

You cannot work for 7 minutes and 55 seconds.

[grand cedar]

/crime

[silent gale]

teughelsclan

You steal a street sign and sell it to a collector for 279

Reply #4910462

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You work as a vibration consultant and earn 72

Reply #53

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You repair the arcade machines and receive 88

Reply #636347

[iron pendant]

/crime

[silent gale]

miraak10

You pickpocket a candy person for 380

Reply #636548

[iron pendant]

/slut

[silent gale]

miraak10

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find 382 on the way back to your ship.

Reply #635881

[iron pendant]

/work

[silent gale]

miraak10

You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth 95!

Reply #636343

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received 89 from your peers.

Reply #636056

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 22 seconds.

[vagrant quest]

/slut

[silent gale]

wow054358

You become a pimp and earn 133!

Reply #636344

[chrome ravine]

/slut

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined 24

Reply #636542

[chrome ravine]

/crime

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You Stole a T-55 Tank and sold it for 462 on the market

Reply #636461

[vagrant quest]

/rob

[silent gale]

wow054358

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[vagrant quest]

/rob a_shadow_friend_2

[silent gale]

wow054358

Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[chrome ravine]

/rob wow054358

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You robbed 368 from wow054358.

[vagrant quest]

/rob a_shadowy_friend_2

[silent gale]

wow054358

You've been fined 293 for trying to rob a poor person.

[chrome ravine]

/work

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn 90

Reply #635869

[hollow sleet]

/work

[silent gale]

serenegunslinger

You work as a high school student with no life. Have 90 because we pity you.

Reply #7000

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn 82.

Reply #4910423

[fathom hill]

/balance

/work

[silent gale]

vakaris7634

You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for 80

Reply #636460

[fathom hill]

/slut

[silent gale]

vakaris7634

One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid 248 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.

Reply #55476

[fathom hill]

/rob

[silent gale]

vakaris7634

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[fathom hill]

/rob windshear4cast

[silent gale]

vakaris7634

You were caught attempting to rob windshear4cast, and have been fined 476.

[iron pendant]

/crime

[silent gale]

miraak10

You murdered your old CEO and found 441 in his jacket!

Reply #636141

[iron pendant]

/slut

[silent gale]

miraak10

Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you 294 for public indecency.

Reply #636266

[iron pendant]

/work

[silent gale]

miraak10

You work as a cross dresser model and earn 58

Reply #17

[chrome ravine]

/crime

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You get caught kicking puppies and get fined 27

Reply #636229

[chrome ravine]

/slut

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You rub a random stranger's ass and gain 395!

Reply #636487

[chrome ravine]

/work

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 82

Reply #635952

[chrome ravine]

/rob vakaris7634

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You robbed 1,108 from vakaris7634.

[low mantle]

/worjk

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You work at a lamp store and earn 60

Reply #635947

[low mantle]

/crime

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You sneak into a research facility and steal a vial of experimental serum, which you sell to a pharmaceutical company for 341.

Reply #4910515

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You work at a lamp store and earn 67

Reply #635947

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 97

Reply #635952

[grand cedar]

/work

[silent gale]

teughelsclan

You work as a streamer and gain 71 from donations

Reply #635918

[grand cedar]

/slut

[silent gale]

teughelsclan

An adult video site pays you 295 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".

Reply #55469

[grand cedar]

/crime

[silent gale]

teughelsclan

You assassinate an actor for 378

Reply #636238

[grave sphinx]

Why did i read that as you ate an assanator for 378😭😭 i need sleep...

/work

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned 50!

Reply #635987

[grave sphinx]

/slut

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You have a good night out and earn 177.

Reply #635940

[grave sphinx]

/crime

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of 516

Reply #173

[grave sphinx]

Dang

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn 81, despite you keep Googling all your problems.

Reply #636395

[calm relic]

/work

[silent gale]

niaaa3568

You sell your crab for 57, you monster

Reply #635944

[calm relic]

/work

[silent gale]

niaaa3568

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.

[calm relic]

/work

[silent gale]

niaaa3568

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 57.

Reply #636057

[civic saddle]

/work

[silent gale]

colvin_tot

You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn 57

Reply #19

[civic saddle]

/slut

[silent gale]

colvin_tot

You worked as a sperm donor and earned 148

Reply #838098

[civic saddle]

/crime

[silent gale]

colvin_tot

You failed to steal and the cops found you, you were fined 271

Reply #636504

[civic saddle]

/slut

[silent gale]

colvin_tot

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 46 seconds.

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you 55, as it was originally their job

Reply #636304

[iron pendant]

/work

[silent gale]

miraak10

You work as a pet food taster and earn 96.

Reply #4910439

[iron pendant]

/crime

[silent gale]

miraak10

You got caught trying to steal iPhone X and pay a fine of 441

Reply #636240

[iron pendant]

/slut

[silent gale]

miraak10

You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated 158 to your Patreon!

Reply #635883

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid 71.

Reply #635917

[low mantle]

/slut

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed 154.

Reply #636063

[low mantle]

fuck

[split walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You work as a beaver expert and earn 71

Reply #16

[split walrus]

/slut

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You couldn't get it up and lost 287

Reply #635930

[split walrus]

:(

/crime

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You get caught adding your milk before your cereal and receive a fine of 693

Reply #636169

[split walrus]

DAMNIT

[digital sandal]

/rob @twilit niche

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You robbed 65 from perturbabe.

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

After mugging a drunk policeman, the cops chase you, ram your car, and leave you for dead - when paramedics arrive, they charge you a whopping 355 because they don't get paid enough

Reply #635981

[digital sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

_vanda.

Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of 0!

Reply #636331

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid 96 for streaming it online.

Reply #4910427

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you 87, it must be your lucky day!

Reply #834699

[twilit niche]

/rob bewxre

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You were caught attempting to rob bewxre, and have been fined 648.

[twilit niche]

AH HELL NAH

HE RUINS MY LIFE EVEN FROM OFFLINE

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned 55!

Reply #636488

[low mantle]

/slut

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you 335 to clean the stains.

Reply #55473

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you 89.

Reply #636283

[stray tulip]

/work

[silent gale]

cbvids7443

You baked some nice cookies for all, here is 69

Reply #636511

[stray tulip]

Nice

[split walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

Your level got featured epic and you won 94

Reply #636296

[split walrus]

/slut

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay 94 for violating the stay-at-home order.

Reply #834630

[split walrus]

DAMNIT

/crime

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You assassinate a high priority target. Your client pays you 644.

Reply #636182

[split walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn 69

Reply #635864

[cobalt tartan]

/wotk

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make 99 for your expertise in marine mammal training.

Reply #4910405

[civic saddle]

/work

[silent gale]

colvin_tot

You got featured and won 55

Reply #636295

[civic saddle]

/work

[silent gale]

colvin_tot

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.

[civic saddle]

/dep

/crime

[silent gale]

colvin_tot

You were caught trying to rob the owner, and have been given a 330 fine!

Reply #636310

[civic saddle]

/slut

[silent gale]

colvin_tot

You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of 0.

Reply #636547

[civic saddle]

/ rob pert

[silent gale]

colvin_tot

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - perturbabe
2 - perthhinscheung

[civic saddle]

/rob crisps

[silent gale]

Cancelled command.

colvin_tot

You attempted to rob laycrisps, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of 97 😃

Reply #636401

[cobalt tartan]

/rob Halrirae

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot rob yourself!

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 2 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You develop games for a living and earn 50.

Reply #636041

[void cloak]

/work

[silent gale]

itzxrefugio

You repair the arcade machines and receive 92

Reply #636347

[void cloak]

/work

[silent gale]

itzxrefugio

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 34 seconds.

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding 50. Congrats!

Reply #636450

[ashen igloo]

/work

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make 62 just for playing that song, so nice pick!

Reply #636334

[ashen igloo]

/slut

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You suck some toes and earn 289

Reply #636551

[tiny jacinth]

/work

[silent gale]

los_ha

You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned 82!

Reply #635987

[tiny jacinth]

/work

[silent gale]

los_ha

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.

[civic saddle]

/slut

[silent gale]

colvin_tot

You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing 197 to resolve your burnt skin.

Reply #636270

[civic saddle]

Damn

/work

[silent gale]

colvin_tot

You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn 65

Reply #635902

[civic saddle]

/rob losha

[silent gale]

colvin_tot

You were caught attempting to rob los_ha, and have been fined 186.

[ashen igloo]

/work

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You work at a lamp store and earn 76

Reply #635947

[ashen igloo]

/slut

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You work at the strip club and earn 169.

Reply #636529

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You did a fundraiser and raised 73

Reply #834686

[ashen igloo]

/work

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You cannot work for 5 minutes and 9 seconds.

[civic saddle]

/slut

[silent gale]

colvin_tot

You cannot be a slut for 28 minutes and 27 seconds.

[civic saddle]

/work

[silent gale]

colvin_tot

One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for 95

Reply #636016

[split walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 55.

Reply #636058

[split walrus]

/slut

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined 148

Reply #168

[split walrus]

/crime

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

After many failed attempts, you decide to rob the orphanage, knowing that no one will help them. Upon arriving they are so excited to see a visitor your heart melts and you donate 357 to the orphanage.

Reply #636004

[split walrus]

damnit

[civic saddle]

/crime

[silent gale]

colvin_tot

You rob a squirrel of his nuts... and pawn them for 621

Reply #85

[civic saddle]

/steal

/ rob nicky

[silent gale]

colvin_tot

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - the.nickknack
2 - ayenickykay
3 - kittykatlover26
4 - nickyy0524_78579
5 - nickyboy207
6 - nickysot555
7 - nickywinky

[civic saddle]

/ rob Nicky//

[silent gale]

Cancelled command.

colvin_tot

Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[civic saddle]

Mb mb Miss click

/work

[silent gale]

colvin_tot

You help clean a horses stable for 89

Reply #3031286

[split walrus]

dawg im in debt

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You slept in a bed and found 100 under your pillow when you woke up

Reply #838259

[grave sphinx]

/work

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn 58.

Reply #4910423

[grave sphinx]

/slut

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay 172 for violating the stay-at-home order.

Reply #834630

[grave sphinx]

/crime

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You dress up as a mascot and steal the team's championship trophy, which you sell to a sports memorabilia collector for 461.

Reply #4910518

[grave sphinx]

/rob @civic saddle

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You were caught attempting to rob colvin_tot, and have been fined 625.

[grave sphinx]

Jesus

😭

[amber pelican]

/crime

[silent gale]

.divine_valentino.

You steal candy from a baby and sell it for 586 on the black market.

Reply #636234

[amber pelican]

/slut

[silent gale]

.divine_valentino.

The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you 399

Reply #635965

[amber pelican]

/work

[silent gale]

.divine_valentino.

You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn 85

Reply #48

[amber pelican]

Must be my lucky day

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You worked at the office overtime for 93

Reply #636457

[cobalt tartan]

/bal

[ashen igloo]

/work

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You work as an engineer and earn 61

Reply #71

[ashen igloo]

/slut

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra 347.

Reply #636530

[ashen igloo]

/crime

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You were caught trying to steal dogs from the animal shelter and have been fined 434

Reply #636132

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received 52 from your peers.

Reply #636056

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you 56 for your hard work

Reply #838130

[ashen igloo]

/work

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid 57 for sorting jelly beans by color.

Reply #4910414

[ashen igloo]

/slut

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have 227

Reply #1441157

[ashen igloo]

/role

/role income

/collect income

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You have no role income to collect!

[split walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You work as a model and earn 53

Reply #18

[split walrus]

/slut

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You go down on that rich kid and earn 123

Reply #635900

[split walrus]

/crime

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You steal a celebrity's personal diary and sell it to a gossip magazine for 693.

Reply #4910526

[ashen igloo]

/work

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found 69 near one of the potatoes

Reply #906378

[ashen igloo]

/slut

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You cannot be a slut for 14 minutes and 8 seconds.

[ashen igloo]

/crime

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of 465!

Reply #636332

[ashen igloo]

/rob

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[grand cedar]

/work

[silent gale]

teughelsclan

You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for 100.

Reply #636512

[grand cedar]

/slut

[silent gale]

teughelsclan

You whip it out and manage to rake in 202

Reply #79

[grand cedar]

/crime

[silent gale]

teughelsclan

You hack into a company's database and sell their trade secrets to a competitor for 416.

Reply #4910529

[grave sphinx]

/slut

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received 176 from the men.

Reply #636081

[grave sphinx]

/work

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn 77.

Reply #636412

[grave sphinx]

/crime

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You steal a valuable book from a library and sell it to a collector for 445

Reply #4910482

[grave sphinx]

/rob @grand cedar

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You attempted to rob teughelsclan, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[ashen igloo]

/work

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You have a successful YouTube channel and make 76 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue

Reply #635986

[ashen igloo]

/crime

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You were caught feeding pigeons in a no-feeding zone and have been fined 582.

Reply #4910506

[ashen igloo]

/slut

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes 257 from you as compensation.

Reply #636425

[ashen igloo]

😭

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[ashen igloo]

/slut

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You cannot be a slut for 33 minutes and 2 seconds.

[ashen igloo]

/work

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You're the tooth fairy and spend your nights collecting teeth from children's pillows. You make 55 for your dedication to dental hygiene.

Reply #4910399

[split walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You work as a parkour specialist and earn 79

Reply #9

[split walrus]

/slut

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You give excellent head and earn a solid 290.

Reply #636528

[split walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make 61 off of donations.

Reply #6953

the.nickknack

You were caught cheating in Monopoly, pay 635 or go to jail.

Reply #636495

[split walrus]

aw shucks

[split walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved 55!

Reply #636278

[topaz tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

king12244837

After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you 61, as it was originally their job

Reply #636304

[topaz tartan]

/rob @barren harbor

[silent gale]

king12244837

You were caught attempting to rob homie3866, and have been fined 261.

[cunning bloom]

/work

[silent gale]

surfer_vr

You work as an eel ecologist and earn 98

Reply #55

[cunning bloom]

/work

[silent gale]

surfer_vr

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 6 seconds.

[grand cedar]

/work

[silent gale]

teughelsclan

You work in Greggs and earn 87

Reply #635899

[split walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you 67.

Reply #636283

[split walrus]

/slut

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You get hired to take it hard for the night for 325!

Reply #636501

[split walrus]

/crime

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You steal a ps4 and pawn it for 326

Reply #636122

[split walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned 58!

Reply #636047

[split walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly 58.

Reply #55461

[split walrus]

/slut

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay 288 to get it repaired.

Reply #636005

[split walrus]

/crime

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of 406

Reply #636257

[split walrus]

damnit

[jolly star]

/work

[silent gale]

itzznotac

You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn 82.

Reply #636082

[thorny token]

/work

[silent gale]

smashpoke

You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid 63.

Reply #636508

[thorny token]

/slut

[silent gale]

smashpoke

You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay 274

Reply #176

[thorny token]

/crime

[silent gale]

smashpoke

You were caught vandalising a public restroom and have been fined 0.

Reply #4910505

[thorny token]

Whyyy

[grave sphinx]

/work

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You baked some nice cookies for all, here is 68

Reply #636511

[grave sphinx]

/slut

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost 204

Reply #635999

[grave sphinx]

Damn...RDR be exposin me

/crime

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You got caught speeding, your ticket comes to 438

Reply #636019

[grave sphinx]

/rob @plain pasture

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You attempted to rob hallboy, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You work as an engineer and earn 97

Reply #71

[grave sphinx]

/work

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make 70 for your therapeutic skills.

Reply #4910396

[topaz tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

king12244837

You work as an elevator mechanic and earn 87

Reply #59

[split walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding 54. Congrats!

Reply #636450

[split walrus]

/slut

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn 304 and a sore ass.

Reply #636007

[split walrus]

/crime

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You robbed secret files from the FBI building. But your team was set up and you lost 670

Reply #636088

[split walrus]

DMANIT

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You cannot work for 28 seconds.

[split walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn 78

Reply #48

[split walrus]

/slut

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You cannot be a slut for 17 minutes and 14 seconds.

[split walrus]

sigh

[split walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You work as a bounty hunter and earn 58

Reply #57

[split walrus]

/slut

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You found an extra 164 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all

Reply #635997

[split walrus]

/crime

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You rob a squirrel of his nuts and pawn them for 540

Reply #636127

[split walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You got cloned for science. You earned 99

Reply #635872

[sand bolt]

/work

[silent gale]

ilovemolotovs

You work as a professional snail racer and win 94

Reply #636077

[split walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You work all day at the factory 50

Reply #636549

[split walrus]

/slut

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You cannot be a slut for 14 minutes and 18 seconds.

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned 57.

Reply #636031

[split walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped 87!

Reply #636414

the.nickknack

You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost 220

Reply #636342

the.nickknack

You got caught spray painting graffiti on a public building and have been fined 568.

Reply #4910531

[split walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You work as a professional apologiser and earn 59

Reply #39

[muted lance]

/work

[silent gale]

kyrt0

You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and 53. Good job.

Reply #636285

[muted lance]

/slut

[silent gale]

kyrt0

You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you 251!

Reply #635983

[muted lance]

/crime

[silent gale]

kyrt0

You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of 504

Reply #636257

[muted lance]

/work

[silent gale]

kyrt0

You cannot work for 7 minutes and 7 seconds.

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive 60

Reply #636351

[low mantle]

/slut

[silent gale]

laycrisps

That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay 106 in hospital fees.

Reply #636268

[low mantle]

/crime

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You stepped on a Lego and couldn't continue, you've been fined 542

Reply #635995

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you 100

Reply #636090

[hollow sleet]

/work

[silent gale]

serenegunslinger

You work as the namer of clouds and earn 52

Reply #8

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you 67.

Reply #636403

[low mantle]

/crime

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You steal change from the homeless. You got 575

Reply #636051

[split walrus]

/crime

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You get caught adding your milk before your cereal and receive a fine of 259

Reply #636169

[split walrus]

/slut

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse, 319 went down your toilet

Reply #636032

[split walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make 80.

Reply #4910428

[grand cedar]

/work

[silent gale]

teughelsclan

You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn 70

Reply #635902

[grand cedar]

/slut

[silent gale]

teughelsclan

In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you 258 to fuck the girls inside.

Reply #636365

[grand cedar]

/crime

[silent gale]

teughelsclan

You were fined 634 for slacking in school!

Reply #636221

[grand cedar]

Damn

[grand cedar]

Where does tve bot even gets this kind of inspiration??

[grave sphinx]

/work

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned 66!

Reply #636488

[grave sphinx]

/slut

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra 127.

Reply #636530

[grave sphinx]

/crime

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You break into a toy store and steal all the teddy bears, selling them on the black market for 274

Reply #4910476

[muted lance]

/work

[silent gale]

kyrt0

You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn 74

Reply #72

[muted lance]

/crime

[silent gale]

kyrt0

You dress up as a clown and rob a bank, managing to escape with 380

Reply #4910459

[split walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you 58

Reply #636432

[split walrus]

/slut

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole 148.

Reply #55467

[split walrus]

/crime

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldn’t stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost 418.

Reply #635961

[split walrus]

damnit

[grand cedar]

/Work

[silent gale]

teughelsclan

You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn 82

Reply #230200

[grand cedar]

/slut

[silent gale]

teughelsclan

You take it up the ass for 149

Reply #635945

[grand cedar]

/crime

[silent gale]

teughelsclan

You were caught cheating in Monopoly, pay 635 or go to jail.

Reply #636495

[grand cedar]

Brooooo

/rob the.nickknack

[silent gale]

teughelsclan

You attempted to rob the.nickknack, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[grave sphinx]

/work

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You worked overtime for 95

Reply #636536

[grave sphinx]

/slut

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned 155.

Reply #55468

[grave sphinx]

/crime

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You Stole a T-55 Tank and sold it for 338 on the market

Reply #636461

[grave sphinx]

/rob @muted lance

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You were caught attempting to rob kyrt0, and have been fined 465.

[grave sphinx]

DAMN IT

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You sold fish sandwiches and earned 92 in profits

Reply #838133

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you 87, as it was originally their job

Reply #636304

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid 97 for doing it

Reply #636462

[austere warren]

/work

[silent gale]

benrgamed

You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for 57

Reply #838228

[grand cedar]

/work

[silent gale]

teughelsclan

You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make 97 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.

Reply #4910403

[grand cedar]

/slut

[silent gale]

teughelsclan

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of 229, and you go ahead with it.

Reply #636421

[grand cedar]

/crime

[silent gale]

teughelsclan

Target catches you stealing their goods and charges you 671 of stolen merchandise

Reply #636272

[grand cedar]

How do i keep losing everything????

[quiet acorn]

/slut

[silent gale]

xabbyx__61420

You become a pimp and earn 143!

Reply #636344

[grand cedar]

/work

[silent gale]

teughelsclan

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

[ashen igloo]

/work

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid 69 for it.

Reply #636518

[ashen igloo]

/slut

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined 266

Reply #167

[ashen igloo]

/crime

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You were caught lying at a truth or dare question! The fine is 3.

Reply #636537

[sage veldt]

/work

[silent gale]

h1ti1

You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made 76

Reply #636373

[sage veldt]

/crime

[silent gale]

h1ti1

You sneak into a zoo and steal a penguin, selling it on the black market for 595

Reply #4910458

[grand cedar]

/work

[silent gale]

teughelsclan

You bake cupcakes and receive 57

Reply #636341

[inner field]

/rob beriiperii

[silent gale]

yqul

You were caught attempting to rob beriiperii, and have been fined 200.

[inner field]

/rob the.nickknack

[silent gale]

yqul

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.

[inner field]

/crime

[silent gale]

yqul

During the escape, the police catch up with your gang and confiscate 0 from you.

Reply #636426

[inner field]

/work

[silent gale]

yqul

You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn 60.

Reply #636451

[inner field]

/work

[silent gale]

yqul

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.

[inner field]

/slut

[silent gale]

yqul

You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined 60

Reply #168

[inner field]

/work

[silent gale]

yqul

You cannot work for 9 minutes.

[inner field]

/crime

[silent gale]

yqul

You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 40 seconds.

[icy barn]

/crime

[silent gale]

van_der_lin2

You got caught stealing from a donations jar and in return you get fined 208

Reply #636099

[icy barn]

/crime

[silent gale]

van_der_lin2

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 33 seconds.

[icy barn]

/work

[silent gale]

van_der_lin2

You work as a sandcastle builder and earn 64

Reply #63

[icy barn]

/rob ! bilal

[silent gale]

van_der_lin2

Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[icy barn]

/rob !.bilal

[silent gale]

van_der_lin2

Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[icy barn]

/gamble

[thin swallow]

/crime

[silent gale]

mierebus3512

You were caught driving a car with expired license plates and have been fined 200.

Reply #4910493

[thin swallow]

/work

[silent gale]

mierebus3512

You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make 99 for your skills in temporal navigation.

Reply #4910392

[thin swallow]

/rob adamegb

[silent gale]

mierebus3512

You attempted to rob adamegb, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[thin swallow]

/slut

[silent gale]

mierebus3512

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was 388 in a baggie next to you.

Reply #636405

[thin swallow]

/work

[silent gale]

mierebus3512

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 18 seconds.

[thin swallow]

/slut

[silent gale]

mierebus3512

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 40 seconds.

[chrome sundial]

/work

[silent gale]

ottohenrick

You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn 87

Reply #62

[chrome sundial]

/crime

[silent gale]

ottohenrick

You tried to smuggle illegal cheese across the border and got caught. You have been fined 93.

Reply #4910492

[chrome sundial]

I’m not paying that

[silent gale]

h1ti1

After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you 72, as it was originally their job

Reply #636304

[sage veldt]

/work

/crime

[silent gale]

h1ti1

During a drug deal with a notorious drug cartel, they jump the gun and take both your paid drugs and wallet. You lost 652

Reply #636092

[sage veldt]

/crime

[silent gale]

h1ti1

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 1 second.

[grand cedar]

/work

[silent gale]

teughelsclan

You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make 71 for your lack of effort.

Reply #4910387

[grand cedar]

/crime

[silent gale]

teughelsclan

You were caught vaping in the bathroom and have been given a 457 fine.

Reply #636434

[grand cedar]

/slut

[silent gale]

teughelsclan

You work at the strip club and earn 397.

Reply #636529

[hollow sleet]

/work

[silent gale]

serenegunslinger

You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make 61.

Reply #4910428

[distant cedar]

/work

[silent gale]

cola679

You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make 69 for your entertaining bedtime stories.

Reply #4910401

[distant cedar]

/crime

[silent gale]

cola679

Your friend said that you couldn't steal the Mona Lisa, so to prove them wrong you stole the Mona Lisa and sold it for 348

Reply #636524

[distant cedar]

/slut

[silent gale]

cola679

You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost 152

Reply #636342

[distant cedar]

Nahh

[silent gale]

cola679

You cannot work for 7 minutes and 9 seconds.

[distant cedar]

/Work

[silent gale]

cola679

You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded 75.

Reply #636060

[violet kayak]

/work

[silent gale]

stro_michel

You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make 95!

Reply #636413

[violet kayak]

/crime

[silent gale]

stro_michel

Unfortunately, your public indecency did not pay off and got caught. You were fined 654

Reply #635959

[violet kayak]

/slut

[silent gale]

stro_michel

You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost 150.

Reply #635906

[violet kayak]

/rob

[silent gale]

stro_michel

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[violet kayak]

/rob cola

[silent gale]

stro_michel

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - colabo
2 - cola679
3 - colager0
4 - colangepinero
5 - colasioustheman

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you 61 for your work.

Reply #636481

[ashen igloo]

/crime

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

The cops start chasing you, and 91 falls out of your pocket!

Reply #636522

[ashen igloo]

/slut

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You flashed your tits while streaming and received 220 in donations!

Reply #636030

[versed kraken]

/work

[silent gale]

ghostfan22

You work as a streamer and gain 94 from donations

Reply #635918

[versed kraken]

/crime

[silent gale]

ghostfan22

You tripped on a rock while running and got caught. Although you escaped you lost 577 when you fell over.

Reply #635993

[grand cedar]

/work

[silent gale]

teughelsclan

You work as an egg and earn 93

Reply #635973

[ashen igloo]

/work

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You worked and gained 64

Reply #636440

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth 95!

Reply #636343

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You shine people's shoes in class and they give you 84.

Reply #636531

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip 93.

Reply #635939

[grand cedar]

/work

[silent gale]

teughelsclan

You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you 80

Reply #636353

[grand cedar]

/slut

[silent gale]

teughelsclan

You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost 389

Reply #635925

[ashen igloo]

/work

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded 98.

Reply #636060

[grand cedar]

/work

[silent gale]

teughelsclan

You develop games for a living and earn 97.

Reply #636041

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You take your cat for a walk and gain 96

Reply #636389

[low mantle]

/crime

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You were caught not helping to commit the crime and instead sitting on your lazy ass talking about it on Discord and were ratted out for 467

Reply #635921

[low mantle]

/slut

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You earn 343 for giving some succ (the good kind)

Reply #635878

[ashen igloo]

/work

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you 56 for helping them out.

Reply #636491

[ashen igloo]

/slut

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again. 267 for the paramedics to come and help you out.

Reply #636062

[ashen igloo]

I think the only way is to work

I keep running into debt with crime and slut

/crime

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

On Highway 9 you come across a courier heading to New Tulsa. You have a small conversation and figure out he is transporting a shipment of scavenged poker chips. Filled with greed you put a bullet in his gut and loot the package. When returning to New Tulsa you sneak the chips into the Hard Rock and cash them in for 274. No one found out... thank God.

Reply #636456

[ashen igloo]

/help

[naive plank]

Where are they??

[ashen igloo]

Where is who

[ashen igloo]

/work

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You bake cupcakes and receive 60

Reply #636341

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You work as a professional cat-petter and earn 88

Reply #636438

[hardy heron]

/work

[silent gale]

v1cbluesvoidless

You work as a bride kidnapper and earn 90

Reply #21

[hardy heron]

/slut

[silent gale]

v1cbluesvoidless

You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you 158.

Reply #636404

[sonic tapir]

/work

[silent gale]

javorax

You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you 65 for the hard work

Reply #838245

[ashen igloo]

/work

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn 59

Reply #48

[stable marsh]

/work

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you 62.

Reply #636369

[stable marsh]

/work

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.

[stable marsh]

/slut

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You suck some toes and earn 235

Reply #636551

[stable marsh]

Damn-

/crime

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You break into a jewellery store and steal a diamond, selling it to a pawn shop for 520

Reply #4910481

[stable marsh]

/work

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made 78

Reply #636373

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you 66 for your work.

Reply #636481

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid 55.

Reply #55462

[dim drum]

/crime

[silent gale]

fuckingcrash

You were caught making shitty memes and lost 200

Reply #636131

[dim drum]

/work

[silent gale]

fuckingcrash

Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you 88 .

Reply #636084

[vital pewter]

/work

[silent gale]

joker._.0

You develop games and earn 59.

Reply #636067

[ashen igloo]

/work

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you 98

Reply #636374

[ashen igloo]

/rob @stable marsh

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You were caught attempting to rob noot_nootxd, and have been fined 312.

[ashen igloo]

/crime

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You find 614 laying on the street and take it

Reply #636216

[ashen igloo]

/slut

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you 138!

Reply #635920

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you 65 for the hard work

Reply #838245

[low mantle]

/slut

[silent gale]

laycrisps

Your pimp gives you an extra 183

Reply #636546

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you 54

Reply #636432

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You work as a beaver expert and earn 82

Reply #16

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You work as a gender equality consultant and earn 74

Reply #45

[dim drum]

/work

[silent gale]

fuckingcrash

You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid 67.

Reply #636508

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is 65!

Reply #636316

[grave sphinx]

/work

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for 68

Reply #636460

[grave sphinx]

/slut

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you 159 for the good time.

Reply #635911

[grave sphinx]

/rob @fast urchin

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You were caught attempting to rob windshear4cast, and have been fined 406.

[urban scarab]

/slut

[silent gale]

bobby_carter

You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay 200 to get it out

Reply #636477

[urban scarab]

😟

[fast urchin]

[grave sphinx]

Imagine

I told you the backroom is scary

[grave sphinx]

Sorryyy

[urban scarab]

XD

/rob @grave sphinx

[silent gale]

bobby_carter

You attempted to rob harry_1243., but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[urban scarab]

😟

[grave sphinx]

I put all mine in my bank

You can also /work

And /crime

/crime

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You rob an orphanage for 580

Reply #636196

[grave sphinx]

NAHHH 💀

@urban scarab

[urban scarab]

Hehehe

🤷🏻‍♂️

/slut

[silent gale]

bobby_carter

You cannot be a slut for 45 minutes and 1 second.

[urban scarab]

😟

[grave sphinx]

What did i steal?....

[urban scarab]

But i wannaaa

[grave sphinx]

😭

[urban scarab]

Everything.

/crime

[grave sphinx]

The childrens organs...

[silent gale]

bobby_carter

You hacked a bank and stole 358

Reply #636242

[urban scarab]

Hehehehehhehe

[grave sphinx]

YAY

/steal children

[urban scarab]

😟

I am NoW tHe jOkEr MuHaHaHaH!

[grave sphinx]

Lets go to the gambling table

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You got out of bed. Have 100

Reply #635934

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you 61 for a good job.

Reply #636490

[ashen igloo]

/work

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for 92.

Reply #636512

[ashen igloo]

/work

/slut

/work

[grave sphinx]

/work

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You work as a janitor and earn 90

Reply #74

[grave sphinx]

/slut

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you 118 to clean the stains.

Reply #55473

[grave sphinx]

/crime

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You impersonate a police officer and steal confiscated drugs, selling them for 591

Reply #4910486

[grave sphinx]

/rob @ashen igloo

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You were caught attempting to rob rorhymes007, and have been fined 356.

[grave sphinx]

DAMN

[chrome sundial]

.

[chrome sundial]

/crime

[silent gale]

ottohenrick

You broke into the Warden's office and stole his chair. You managed to sell it for 543.

Reply #636284

[chrome sundial]

Heheheh

/work

[silent gale]

ottohenrick

You work as a personal shopper and earn 51

Reply #52

[stable marsh]

/rob @ashen igloo

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You were caught attempting to rob rorhymes007, and have been fined 443.

[stable marsh]

Dammit

/slut

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of 395!

Reply #635946

[stable marsh]

/work

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you 87.

Reply #636283

[stable marsh]

/crime

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You were caught cheating on a test and have been fined 420.

Reply #4910498

[stable marsh]

/slut

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You cannot be a slut for 54 minutes and 40 seconds.

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn 74

Reply #73

[sage drum]

/work

[silent gale]

everzwijn12345

You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn 74, albeit reluctantly.

Reply #636532

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn 71.

Reply #4910423

[stable marsh]

/slut

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You whip it out and manage to rake in 115

Reply #79

[stable marsh]

/work

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned 95

Reply #635873

[stable marsh]

/crime

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You dress up as a clown and rob a bank, managing to escape with 324

Reply #4910459

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You slept in a bed and found 100 under your pillow when you woke up

Reply #838259

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You take part in a medical research study and get paid 62 for your participation.

Reply #4910436

[dim drum]

/work

[silent gale]

fuckingcrash

You work as a parkour specialist and earn 68

Reply #9

[dim drum]

/crime

[silent gale]

fuckingcrash

You tried to cheat on a test by writing answers on your arm, but got caught and have been given a 223 fine.

Reply #4910533

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You participate in a scientific study and earn 72 for your time and effort.

Reply #4910429

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You worked as a bartender, and earned 86 from selling drinks

Reply #838263

[low mantle]

/crime

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You sell your kidney on the black market for 617

Reply #636125

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth 65!

Reply #636343

[stable marsh]

/slut

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You post nudes on the internet for 356

Reply #636120

[stable marsh]

/work

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You work as a child birth educator and earn 70

Reply #60

[stable marsh]

/crime

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You stole a street sign as a prank, but got caught and have been fined 630.

Reply #4910536

[lyric wharf]

/crime

[silent gale]

capybara_.2009

You drop all the money from the heist, good going. You also get arrested and fined 219.

Reply #635960

[lyric wharf]

/crime

[silent gale]

capybara_.2009

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 54 seconds.

[lyric wharf]

/work

[silent gale]

capybara_.2009

Just take the 99 and go...

Reply #636322

[lyric wharf]

/slut

[silent gale]

capybara_.2009

You suck some toes and earn 267

Reply #636551

[lyric wharf]

/bal

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid 75 and given a bottle of wine.

Reply #636483

[stable marsh]

/slut

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained 130 for your hard work.

Reply #636052

[stable marsh]

Damn-

/work

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for 90

Reply #636317

[stable marsh]

/crime

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You rob a drug dealer and gain 391

Reply #636117

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you 91 for your struggles.

Reply #636489

[stable marsh]

/slut

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You sell naked photos of yourself online for 354.

Reply #636503

[stable marsh]

/work

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning 81.

Reply #636314

[stable marsh]

/crime

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You pour rain water into bottles, claiming that it's Holy water, and sell them for 448

Reply #636232

[stable marsh]

Hah nice

/work

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned 93.

Reply #636086

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning 51 as a reward.

Reply #4910426

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 4 seconds.

[stable marsh]

/slut

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

Your client sticks it inside you and pays you 129

Reply #636500

[stable marsh]

/worl

/work

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn 80

Reply #36

[stable marsh]

/crime

[silent gale]

noot_nootxd

You were caught littering and have been fined 529.

Reply #4910508

[ashen igloo]

Ouch @stable marsh