back-room

[silent gale]

_vanda.

Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged 25 for their medical fees.

Reply #635970

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You sell some cocaine and earn 546...

Reply #636166

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you 76, as it was originally their job

Reply #636304

[ashen igloo]

/work

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make 90

Reply #635903

[ashen igloo]

/Rob @digital sandal

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You've been fined 611 for trying to rob a poor person.

[ashen igloo]

Loool!!

/slut

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him 135.

Reply #635908

[ashen igloo]

/work

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 36 seconds.

[ashen igloo]

/crime

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You hack into a company's database and sell their trade secrets to a competitor for 355.

Reply #4910529

[frigid flicker]

/work

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You're the tooth fairy and spend your nights collecting teeth from children's pillows. You make 65 for your dedication to dental hygiene.

Reply #4910399

[frigid flicker]

/slut

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you 399 to stop because that's weird.

Reply #636350

[frigid flicker]

/crime

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You threaten a police officer, wasn't a smart idea. You got arrested and was fined 311

Reply #636188

[iron pendant]

/work

[silent gale]

miraak10

You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid 91 for sorting jelly beans by color.

Reply #4910414

[split walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for 61

Reply #636397

[split walrus]

/slut

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You work as a lubricant tester and earn 309.

Reply #636054

[split walrus]

/crime

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You vandalised a public park and have been fined 624.

Reply #4910540

[split walrus]

:(

[radiant sigil]

/work

[silent gale]

fdomi.

You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find 94 stashed inside one of them.

Reply #6070

[digital sandal]

/rob @twilit niche

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You robbed 283 from perturbabe.

[twilit niche]

hey

HEY

[digital sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with 205.

Reply #636368

[twilit niche]

I JUST OPENED THE APP

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

A box wobbles & falls from a delivery vehicle, landing right in front of you. Inside you find high-quality cigars. These are worth 318

Reply #635953

[digital sandal]

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You serve the customers and receive 72

Reply #636348

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid 75 for doing his job.

Reply #636484

[twilit niche]

/rob @digital sandal

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You robbed 271 from _vanda..

[digital sandal]

BITCH

[twilit niche]

[amber pelican]

/crime

[silent gale]

.divine_valentino.

You tried to cheat at a casino and have been fined 163.

Reply #4910544

[amber pelican]

/work

[silent gale]

.divine_valentino.

You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid 93 and given a bottle of wine.

Reply #636483

[amber pelican]

/slut

[silent gale]

.divine_valentino.

You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect 122 in one night.

Reply #636466

[iron pendant]

/work

[silent gale]

miraak10

You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned 97.

Reply #636059

[iron pendant]

/slut

[silent gale]

miraak10

You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was 188.

Reply #55474

[iron pendant]

/crime

[silent gale]

miraak10

You were caught trying to assassinate an African drug lord, and have been given a 0 fine!

Reply #635897

[cunning plume]

/crimw

/crime

[silent gale]

70kbandit

You were caught dipping Oreos in milk! You were beaten up and had 236 stolen from you!

Reply #635932

[cunning plume]

/work

[silent gale]

70kbandit

You host a fine wine tasting event and get 80

Reply #636087

[cunning plume]

/bal

/slut

[silent gale]

70kbandit

You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you 307 in order to keep quiet about it.

Reply #636040

[cunning plume]

/work

[silent gale]

70kbandit

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 21 seconds.

[cunning plume]

/crime

[silent gale]

70kbandit

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 10 seconds.

[cunning plume]

I’m crashingout

[frigid flicker]

/work

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You work as a professional bed tester and earn 76.

Reply #4910432

[frigid flicker]

/slut

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you 284 in return!

Reply #635891

[frigid flicker]

/crime

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You were caught using your phone in a movie theatre and have been fined 627.

Reply #4910499

[hollow sleet]

/work

[silent gale]

serenegunslinger

You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for 90

Reply #636397

[iron pendant]

/work

[silent gale]

miraak10

You find 75 randomly lying in the gutter

Reply #635890

[iron pendant]

/slut

[silent gale]

miraak10

You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a 75 fine!

Reply #635898

[iron pendant]

/crime

[silent gale]

miraak10

You got seen by a police officer while trying to take some purses, you have been fined 0!

Reply #636001

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive 74

Reply #636349

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You work as a gender equality consultant and earn 67

Reply #45

[fast urchin]

/slut

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you 159 in return!

Reply #635891

[amber pelican]

/slut

[silent gale]

.divine_valentino.

You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for 29

Reply #636523

[amber pelican]

/crime

[silent gale]

.divine_valentino.

You hacked a bank and stole 583

Reply #636242

[amber pelican]

/work

[silent gale]

.divine_valentino.

You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn 54

Reply #72

[amber pelican]

/dep all

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn 68

Reply #635988

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you 56, it must be your lucky day!

Reply #834699

[dire briar]

/work

[silent gale]

oliveryshoe

You work as a lubricant tester and earn 66

Reply #10

[dire briar]

/slut

[silent gale]

oliveryshoe

You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned 126

Reply #838124

[dire briar]

/dep all

[chrome ravine]

/slut

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you 248 to fuck the girls inside.

Reply #636365

[dire briar]

/crime

[silent gale]

oliveryshoe

You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of 637!

Reply #636332

[dire briar]

wtf

/work

[silent gale]

oliveryshoe

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 52 seconds.

[dire briar]

/slut

[silent gale]

oliveryshoe

You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 50 seconds.

[dire briar]

/crime

[silent gale]

oliveryshoe

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 38 seconds.

[chrome ravine]

/crime

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You were caught trying to steal dogs from the animal shelter and have been fined 64

Reply #636132

[chrome ravine]

/work

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You work as a bed warmer and earn 89

Reply #40

[dire briar]

not as bad as me only 64 i got 640 ._.

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded 97.

Reply #636060

[broken heart]

/work

[silent gale]

vrosherhood

You work as a police officer and earn 74

Reply #66

[broken heart]

/slut

[silent gale]

vrosherhood

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you 110 to stop because that's weird.

Reply #636350

[broken heart]

/crime

[silent gale]

vrosherhood

You successfully take furniture from the furniture store and sell it online for 346!

Reply #636315

[broken heart]

/dep all

[hollow sleet]

/work

[silent gale]

serenegunslinger

You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got 96!

Reply #636259

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

bass132

You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you 86 for a good job.

Reply #636490

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

bass132

You impersonate a delivery driver and steal packages, selling the contents for 453

Reply #4910469

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

bass132

You flashed your tits while streaming and received 118 in donations!

Reply #636030

[tranquil burrow]

/work

[silent gale]

roxas401

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned 60.

Reply #636031

[tranquil burrow]

/crime

[silent gale]

roxas401

You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was 302

Reply #636464

[tranquil burrow]

/slut

[silent gale]

roxas401

You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw 166 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!

Reply #636453

[golden dome]

/work

[silent gale]

hecklerkaden

You do some work around the house for 92

Reply #41920

[golden dome]

/slut

[silent gale]

hecklerkaden

You whip it out and manage to rake in 267

Reply #79

[golden dome]

/dep all

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn 76

Reply #635865

[split walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You work as a vibration consultant and earn 83

Reply #53

[split walrus]

/slut

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned 190.

Reply #55468

[split walrus]

/crime

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You break into a lab and steal a canister of radioactive material, which you sell to a shady organisation for 536.

Reply #4910519

[amber pelican]

/slut

[silent gale]

.divine_valentino.

You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned 221

Reply #635871

[amber pelican]

/crime

[silent gale]

.divine_valentino.

Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back 499 to dodge death.

Reply #635889

[amber pelican]

/work

[silent gale]

.divine_valentino.

You work as a bread scientist and earn 87

Reply #27

[split walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn 50

Reply #36

[split walrus]

/slut

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You work as a cunning linguist and earn 207

Reply #28

[split walrus]

/crime

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You have been caught helping your neighbour steal from the local bank, and got fined 318

Reply #636244

[split walrus]

aw shucks

[frigid flicker]

/work

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you 97.

Reply #636369

[frigid flicker]

/slut

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged 378 for their medical fees.

Reply #635970

[frigid flicker]

/crime

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You were caught trespassing onto a construction site and have been fined 336.

Reply #4910557

[iron pendant]

/work

[silent gale]

miraak10

You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid 66!

Reply #635874

[iron pendant]

/crime

[silent gale]

miraak10

You were caught shoplifting from a grocery store and have been fined 66.

Reply #4910534

[iron pendant]

/slut

[silent gale]

miraak10

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find 229 on the way back to your ship.

Reply #635881

[split walrus]

/slut

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You cannot be a slut for 12 minutes and 22 seconds.

[split walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You work as a wine taster and earn 81

Reply #15

[tacit owl]

/work

[silent gale]

cowboy_nightrider

You work as a caterpillar walker and earn 90 for walking caterpillars on leaves.

Reply #4910411

cowboy_nightrider

You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as 222!

Reply #204738

cowboy_nightrider

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 36 seconds.

cowboy_nightrider

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 1 second.

[chrome sundial]

/work

[silent gale]

ottohenrick

You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn 53

Reply #72

[chrome sundial]

/crime

[silent gale]

ottohenrick

You steal change from the homeless. You got 292

Reply #636051

[chrome sundial]

So uhm I totally didn’t do that

[frigid flicker]

/work

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is 66!

Reply #636316

[frigid flicker]

/slut

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost? 305 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?

Reply #838257

[frigid flicker]

/crime

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You get caught adding your milk before your cereal and receive a fine of 402

Reply #636169

[tranquil burrow]

/work

[silent gale]

roxas401

You sold fish sandwiches and earned 93 in profits

Reply #838133

[tranquil burrow]

/crime

[silent gale]

roxas401

You steal an apple from the market for 364

Reply #636302

[tranquil burrow]

/crime

[silent gale]

roxas401

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 50 seconds.

[tranquil burrow]

/bal

[split walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You work for a private military company, earning 87

Reply #636074

[split walrus]

/slut

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John 359

Reply #177

[split walrus]

/crime

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You were caught using a stolen bike and have been fined 258.

Reply #4910509

[split walrus]

BRO

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

venskaber01

After mugging a drunk policeman, the cops chase you, ram your car, and leave you for dead - when paramedics arrive, they charge you a whopping 215 because they don't get paid enough

Reply #635981

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

bass132

You develop games for a living and earn 65.

Reply #636041

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

bass132

Steal pencils from Jeff's house. He gets mad and takes it out on the house across the street, resulting in a triple homicide and manslaughter. The police suspect you as an accomplice, so you pay 672 in legal fees trying to clear your name

Reply #636276

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

bass132

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find 143 on the way back to your ship.

Reply #635881

[versed kraken]

/work

[silent gale]

ghostfan22

You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make 58 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.

Reply #4910395

[versed kraken]

/crime

[silent gale]

ghostfan22

You were busted in your crime and were sentenced to jail. Your bail cost 348

Reply #636376

[versed kraken]

[neon drum]

/crime

[silent gale]

dani67955

You unsuccessfully bribed a cop. See ya in prison, buddy. You lost 7

Reply #635876

[neon drum]

/crime

[silent gale]

dani67955

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 50 seconds.

[neon drum]

/bail

nvm

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You work as a caterpillar walker and earn 98 for walking caterpillars on leaves.

Reply #4910411

[split walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You work as a fake bus passenger and earn 91 for filling up empty seats on the bus.

Reply #4910416

[split walrus]

/slut

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You rake in 340, but your butthole will never be the same...

Reply #635984

[split walrus]

/crime

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You choked on your aspirations. You lost 291

Reply #635935

[queen dome]

/bank

/slut

[silent gale]

bionic_spiel0

You got your daily dose of Vitamin D 304 : D

Reply #635875

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You clean the chimney and find 73.

Reply #636287

[iron pendant]

/work

[silent gale]

miraak10

You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you 90.

Reply #636369

[iron pendant]

/slut

[silent gale]

miraak10

You have a good night out and earn 367.

Reply #635940

[iron pendant]

/crime

[silent gale]

miraak10

You tried griefing someone's house, but they placed a trap of TNT under it so you died. You have to pay 457 for damages

Reply #636324

[austere warren]

/crime

[silent gale]

benrgamed

You were caught in the act, and fined 101

Reply #636009

[austere warren]

/work

[silent gale]

benrgamed

You work as the president and earn 57

Reply #65

[austere warren]

/slut

[silent gale]

benrgamed

You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost 57.

Reply #635906

[sullen ore]

/balance

/work

[silent gale]

yy_zh

You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned 83!

Reply #635987

[sullen ore]

/crime

[silent gale]

yy_zh

You killed a man and liked it, you got 455

Reply #636213

[sullen ore]

/slut

[silent gale]

yy_zh

You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost 329.

Reply #635906

[sullen ore]

/bj 100

[half hull]

/work

[silent gale]

pwrkoryb

You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid 55!

Reply #635882

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

bass132

You work as a professional cock fighter and earn 74

Reply #7083

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

bass132

You work at the strip club and earn 118.

Reply #636529

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

bass132

You wrecked the car you borrowed from the High Rollers in the race. You owe them 427 in damages.

Reply #636224

[tranquil burrow]

/work

[silent gale]

roxas401

You take part in a Civil War battle and earn 66 for your team winning!

Reply #636319

[tranquil burrow]

/crime

[silent gale]

roxas401

You robbed a bank and were caught during the police chase that followed. Your bail was set at 275.

Reply #636476

[tranquil burrow]

/slut

[silent gale]

roxas401

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was 150 in a baggie next to you.

Reply #636405

[tranquil burrow]

/rob @red sundial

[silent gale]

roxas401

You robbed 0 from bewxre.

[tranquil burrow]

/rob @jaunty cargo

[silent gale]

roxas401

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.

[jaunty stag]

/slut

[silent gale]

da_baum81

You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined 361

Reply #635985

[jaunty stag]

/ rob @red sundial

[silent gale]

da_baum81

You were caught attempting to rob bewxre, and have been fined 366.

[jaunty stag]

/ work

[silent gale]

da_baum81

You have a successful YouTube channel and make 67 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue

Reply #635986

[jaunty stag]

/slut

[silent gale]

da_baum81

You cannot be a slut for 54 minutes and 20 seconds.

[jaunty stag]

/ work

[silent gale]

da_baum81

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 43 seconds.

[jaunty stag]

/crime.

bruuuuuther

[frank abyss]

yo what places got side businesses i can rob

[lavish hemlock]

/work

[silent gale]

weird_human_levi

A drunk man pays you 97 to walk backwards.

Reply #55464

[lavish hemlock]

/slut

[silent gale]

weird_human_levi

You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you 350 on your way out of the locker room.

Reply #636320

[radiant sigil]

/work

[silent gale]

fdomi.

You worked at the office overtime for 53

Reply #636457

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn 81.

Reply #4910423

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You work as a snake milker and earn 74

Reply #30

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of 51.

Reply #636406

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work hard all day and your boss pays you 85 after the pizzeria closes down.

Reply #636352

[steel plank]

/work

[silent gale]

r3zzpurple

You worked hard at Burger King and earned 56

Reply #636534

[steel plank]

/work

[silent gale]

r3zzpurple

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 16 seconds.

[chrome ravine]

/crime

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You break into a candy store and steal all the chocolate, selling it on the black market for 303

Reply #4910488

[chrome ravine]

/slut

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you 158.

Reply #636404

[chrome ravine]

/work

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You participate in a psychological experiment and earn 78 for your participation.

Reply #4910440

[chrome ravine]

/work

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn 57

Reply #72

[split walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You slept in a bed and found 69 under your pillow when you woke up

Reply #838259

[split walrus]

/slut

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather 399 in total.

Reply #636069

[split walrus]

/crime

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You get caught breaking the parking meter machines and are fined 529

Reply #636106

[split walrus]

sigh

[digital sandal]

/rob @twilit niche

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You robbed 64 from perturbabe.

[digital sandal]

this is the power of sparda

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

It turns out that you somehow dropped a loot bag of 97 during the escape home. Better luck next time.

Reply #636427

[digital sandal]

Hoe

/slut

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes 0 from you.

Reply #636558

[twilit niche]

Lmaooo 🆘 🆘 🆘

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn 79

Reply #73

[twilit niche]

/slut

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have 155

Reply #1441157

[amber pelican]

/crime

[silent gale]

.divine_valentino.

You steal a police car and sell it on the black market for 342

Reply #636190

[amber pelican]

/slut

[silent gale]

.divine_valentino.

Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined 277.

Reply #635909

[amber pelican]

/work

[silent gale]

.divine_valentino.

You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get 84

Reply #636083

[split walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money 94

Reply #636431

[split walrus]

/slut

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of 278.

Reply #636547

[split walrus]

/crime

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You dress up as a superhero and rob a bank, escaping with 498

Reply #4910470

[summer inlet]

/crime

[silent gale]

cheezypotato.og

You steal a famous artist's paintbrush and sell it to a collector for 348.

Reply #4910512

[summer inlet]

/crime

[silent gale]

cheezypotato.og

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.

[keen beacon]

/crime

[silent gale]

nolan_bg68

What me? No, I didn't commit a crime. Crime-who? Crime-what? Acquire 381 for something that definitely wasn't illegal

Reply #636275

[keen beacon]

/work

[silent gale]

nolan_bg68

You work as an onion chopper and get paid 74 for chopping onions in a restaurant.

Reply #4910413

[tall jungle]

/slut

[silent gale]

cupcake_solitaire

Your condom supply runs out and you pay 164 to restock.

Reply #636003

[tall jungle]

/crime

[silent gale]

cupcake_solitaire

You lock pick a random house and steal some jewelry and sell it for 388

Reply #636124

[tall jungle]

/crime

[silent gale]

cupcake_solitaire

You cannot commit a crime for 54 minutes and 59 seconds.

[tall jungle]

/slut

[silent gale]

cupcake_solitaire

You cannot be a slut for 54 minutes and 25 seconds.

[tall jungle]

/work

[silent gale]

cupcake_solitaire

You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned 90. The students loved you!

Reply #636280

[tall jungle]

/work

[silent gale]

cupcake_solitaire

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.

[hollow sleet]

/work

[silent gale]

serenegunslinger

You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found 99 near one of the potatoes

Reply #906378

[split walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid 72 to dust off dinosaur fossils.

Reply #4910415

[split walrus]

/crime

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You try to mug a rich kid, but end up failing and get fined 596.

Reply #636299

[split walrus]

/slut

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives 275

Reply #635907

[crimson linden]

/work

[silent gale]

matteoc2011c

You were farming and earned 90

Reply #636436

[crimson linden]

/crime

[silent gale]

matteoc2011c

You steal a famous musician's guitar and sell it to a fan for 659

Reply #4910484

[crimson linden]

/slut

[silent gale]

matteoc2011c

You found an extra 291 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all

Reply #635997

[crimson linden]

/crime

[silent gale]

matteoc2011c

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 5 seconds.

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid 98

Reply #636420

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You worked and gained 50

Reply #636440

[crimson linden]

/work

[silent gale]

matteoc2011c

You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is 70

Reply #636014

[crimson linden]

/crime

[silent gale]

matteoc2011c

You kill a guard with a sickle and steal 308 from his dead, bloated corpse.

Reply #636203

[crimson linden]

/slut

[silent gale]

matteoc2011c

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find 372 on the way back to your ship.

Reply #635881

[crimson linden]

/balance

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You take part in a Civil War battle and earn 82 for your team winning!

Reply #636319

[frigid flicker]

/work

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip 73.

Reply #635939

[frigid flicker]

/slut

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing 179 to resolve your burnt skin.

Reply #636270

[frigid flicker]

/crime

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You robbed a bank and secured 372.

Reply #636475

[torn ingot]

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid 90.

Reply #636508

[chrome ravine]

/slut

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined 45

Reply #168

[chrome ravine]

/crime

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

Nerf guns don't work idiot. Fined 0

Reply #636183

[chrome ravine]

/work

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You shine people's shoes in class and they give you 83.

Reply #636531

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a director of sand bags and earn 78

Reply #12

[radiant sigil]

/work

[silent gale]

fdomi.

You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for 69.

Reply #636303

[radiant sigil]

/crime

[silent gale]

fdomi.

You tried to sell fake designer merchandise, but got caught and have been fined 570.

Reply #4910537

[radiant sigil]

/work

[silent gale]

fdomi.

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 31 seconds.

[radiant sigil]

/rob Artisan

[silent gale]

fdomi.

You attempted to rob .x1vn, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[orchid trellis]

/work

[silent gale]

robtopisgood99

You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain 56

Reply #635919

[orchid trellis]

/work

[silent gale]

robtopisgood99

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.

[orchid trellis]

/rob Rockstar

[silent gale]

robtopisgood99

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - alexerv
2 - rockstar045507
3 - rockstar0405
4 - rockstar_9999.
5 - rockstar7139
6 - ronin_theoutlaw_
7 - rockstargames5792
8 - rockstarcoolkid
9 - rockstargamesdeveloper
10 - rockstarz0ne

[orchid trellis]

9

[silent gale]

robtopisgood99

You attempted to rob rockstargamesdeveloper, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[orchid trellis]

/rob alexerv

[silent gale]

robtopisgood99

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.

[hollow sleet]

/work

[silent gale]

serenegunslinger

You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned 84

Reply #635873

[orchid trellis]

/crime

[silent gale]

robtopisgood99

As you exit your backyard, a dog from down the street bites your leg leaving you with deep cuts on your calf. You stumble with pain and kick the dog into your backyard before closing the gate. Later that day a Lost Dog poster is seen on the street offering a reward. You return the dog, only after receiving your 605 reward. He shouldn't have bit you on your own property.

Reply #635955

[orchid trellis]

Yay

/slut

[silent gale]

robtopisgood99

You worked as a sperm donor and earned 188

Reply #838098

[orchid trellis]

How am I so lucky bro- 💀

/give

[orchid trellis]

/work

[silent gale]

arthur_rdr99

Someone came and performed a play. They gave you 71 for watching.

Reply #636345

[orchid trellis]

/slut

[silent gale]

arthur_rdr99

You cannot be a slut for 33 minutes and 54 seconds.

[orchid trellis]

/crime

[silent gale]

arthur_rdr99

You cannot commit a crime for 32 minutes and 34 seconds.

[orchid trellis]

/rob JD

[silent gale]

arthur_rdr99

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - .live.wire.
2 - sumlap
3 - jaydizzzles
4 - jdsolidus
5 - heavenly_beagle_49873
6 - mosaab_jd
7 - cute_cheetah_05034
8 - jd1863
9 - brave_moose_30144
10 - 92929928

[orchid trellis]

1

[silent gale]

arthur_rdr99

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 31 minutes.

[digital sandal]

/rob @twilit niche

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You robbed 26 from perturbabe.

[crimson linden]

/work

[silent gale]

matteoc2011c

You work as a cross dresser model and earn 73

Reply #17

[crimson linden]

/crime

[silent gale]

matteoc2011c

You hacked into a terrorist's computer, and managed to earn 479

Reply #636036

[crimson linden]

/slut

[silent gale]

matteoc2011c

The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay 135 to have them cleaned

Reply #636093

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of 92 anyway.

Reply #636409

[twilit niche]

/rob @digital sandal

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You robbed 16 from _vanda..

[digital sandal]

[twilit niche]

Big score

[digital sandal]

/rob @twilit niche

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You robbed 40 from perturbabe.

[twilit niche]

HEY

[digital sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

_vanda.

Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes 108 from you as compensation.

Reply #636425

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You steal a stop sign and sell it to a driver's education program for 298

Reply #4910477

[twilit niche]

HAHA

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You work as an Irish dancer and earn 78

Reply #14

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make 80 for your entertaining bedtime stories.

Reply #4910401

[twilit niche]

/slut

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined 356

Reply #167

[twilit niche]

Fuck the police coming straight from the underground 🎶

[orchid trellis]

/rob @digital sandal

[silent gale]

arthur_rdr99

You've been fined 542 for trying to rob a poor person.

[digital sandal]

[orchid trellis]

I was trying to help back evil pert

/work

[silent gale]

arthur_rdr99

You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make 90

Reply #635903

[orchid trellis]

/crime

[silent gale]

arthur_rdr99

Your co-conspirator gives information to the police that gets you arrested. You are fined 684

Reply #636109

[orchid trellis]

/work

[silent gale]

arthur_rdr99

You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain 50

Reply #635919

[orchid trellis]

/work

[silent gale]

arthur_rdr99

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.

[orchid trellis]

/work

[silent gale]

arthur_rdr99

You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn 68

Reply #230200

[orchid trellis]

/rob matteo

[silent gale]

arthur_rdr99

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - gabimat79
2 - htp9k
3 - matteo_95482
4 - matteo5225
5 - matteoc2011c
6 - matteo3679
7 - matteo7711.
8 - m.a.t.t.e.o.7.9.1.1_
9 - ermatteo
10 - matteop2508

[orchid trellis]

/rob @crimson linden

[silent gale]

Cancelled command.

arthur_rdr99

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 58 minutes and 5 seconds.

[orchid trellis]

/slut

[silent gale]

arthur_rdr99

You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay 118 for child support before disownment.

Reply #635886

[orchid trellis]

/crime

[silent gale]

arthur_rdr99

You sneak into a zoo and steal a baby elephant, which you sell to a wealthy collector for 449.

Reply #4910511

[orchid trellis]

There

Better

/work

[silent gale]

arthur_rdr99

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you 84

Reply #78

[orchid trellis]

/crime

[silent gale]

arthur_rdr99

You cannot commit a crime for 43 minutes and 41 seconds.

[orchid trellis]

/rob @blissful falcon

[silent gale]

arthur_rdr99

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 40 minutes and 15 seconds.

[orchid trellis]

Fuck

[blissful falcon]

LMAO

[orchid trellis]

"LmAo"

[blissful falcon]

Nice try cornboy

[orchid trellis]

At least I tried faker

[blissful falcon]

I’m more real than you by a mile feller

[orchid trellis]

A mile in the opposite direction yeah

[blissful falcon]

2000 hours

7 playthroughs

4 100%s

[orchid trellis]

Who cares, GEEK?

[blissful falcon]

A real Arthur wouldn’t call someone a geek

Boy you are so corny you haven’t even fallen off the cob

[orchid trellis]

Says the one who ALSO has FAKE on their name

[blissful falcon]

That’s a requirement of the server you dumbass

[orchid trellis]

Wdym "dumbass"

[blissful falcon]

Do you not know what that word means?

[orchid trellis]

I do bitch

You did NOT have to say tho you JERK

[blissful falcon]

This your first time insulting someone?

[orchid trellis]

This your first time talking to someone

[regal jolt]

oh he learned swear words .... good job

[blissful falcon]

Yeah seems like

[orchid trellis]

Oh he learned talking... GOOD BOY

[regal jolt]

come up with something original bud

your "comebacks" are so pathetic its insane

[orchid trellis]

You're the pathetic one there

[regal jolt]

take a look at yourself will ya

[crimson linden]

/rob @orchid trellis

[silent gale]

matteoc2011c

You were caught attempting to rob arthur_rdr99, and have been fined 671.

[crimson linden]

.

[orchid trellis]

Take that

[regal jolt]

💔

[crimson linden]

/slut @orchid trellis

[silent gale]

matteoc2011c

You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of 105!

Reply #635946

[crimson linden]

damn

[orchid trellis]

What

I dont understand-

/balance

/crime

[silent gale]

arthur_rdr99

You cannot commit a crime for 31 minutes and 45 seconds.

[orchid trellis]

/slut

[silent gale]

arthur_rdr99

You cannot be a slut for 31 minutes and 30 seconds.

[orchid trellis]

I'll wait.

[hollow sleet]

/work

[silent gale]

serenegunslinger

You are paid 79 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.

Reply #635989

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You work as a help desk technician and earn 75

Reply #3

[hollow sleet]

/work

[silent gale]

serenegunslinger

You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn 53

Reply #73

[fair gate]

/work

[silent gale]

miguelorp01

You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned 88

Reply #636441

[fair gate]

/work

[silent gale]

miguelorp01

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.

[hollow sleet]

/work

[silent gale]

serenegunslinger

You work as an ear cleaner and earn 64

Reply #44

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's 56.

Reply #636071

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned 84!

Reply #635987

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for 65

Reply #636328

[pine fable]

/work

[silent gale]

antagonized_

You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned 89!

Reply #636488

[pine fable]

/crime

[silent gale]

antagonized_

You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined 89.

Reply #4910503

[pine fable]

/slut

[silent gale]

antagonized_

You take it up the ass for 132

Reply #635945

[pine fable]

/work

[silent gale]

antagonized_

You scavenge a local garbage dump and find 97 worth of scrap.

Reply #636470

[pine fable]

/crime

[silent gale]

antagonized_

Your money laundering scheme has backfired. After serving your sentence, you must re-pay 97 back as restitution.

Reply #636108

[pine fable]

/slut

[silent gale]

antagonized_

You work at the strip club and earn 147.

Reply #636529

[chrome sundial]

/work

[silent gale]

ottohenrick

You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn 95

Reply #635902

[chrome sundial]

.

that was around back then?

/crime

[silent gale]

ottohenrick

You knock out a soccer mom in a fight for toilet paper. You got your toilet paper but you were fined 515 for offending the soccer mom.

Reply #834632

[chrome sundial]

BAHA-

Awh

[split walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got 81 I think...

Reply #635916

[split walrus]

/crime

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You steal a ps4 and pawn it for 683

Reply #636122

[split walrus]

/slut

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You go down on that rich kid and earn 323

Reply #635900

[green sparrow]

/work

[silent gale]

alvintheiv

You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make 58 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.

Reply #4910403

[green sparrow]

/work

/work

[silent gale]

alvintheiv

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.

[split walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you 82 .

Reply #636084

[split walrus]

/slut

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You cannot be a slut for 37 minutes and 17 seconds.

[split walrus]

sigh

[vagrant quest]

/razvan

/slut

[silent gale]

wow054358

You shake what your momma gave you for 246.

Reply #636544

[vagrant quest]

/work as razvan

[silent gale]

wow054358

You work as an onion chopper and get paid 77 for chopping onions in a restaurant.

Reply #4910413

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got 79!

Reply #636259

[ashen igloo]

/work

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn 70

Reply #1

[ashen igloo]

/slut

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in 127

Reply #81

[ashen igloo]

/crime

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube, but someone catches you in the act. You lost 504 and the YouTube channel you worked so hard on. Good job, buddy.

Reply #636519

[ashen igloo]

/rob

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[ashen igloo]

/balance

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You work at the dump all day. Then you found 63 from a thrown out wallet.

Reply #636408

[hardy heron]

/work

[silent gale]

v1cbluesvoidless

You work as a sandcastle builder and earn 61

Reply #63

[hardy heron]

/slut

[silent gale]

v1cbluesvoidless

You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with 242.

Reply #636368

[hardy heron]

Wow

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You clean off the chairs and get paid 73

Reply #636336

[hollow sleet]

/work

[silent gale]

serenegunslinger

You find 100 randomly lying in the gutter

Reply #635890

[hollow sleet]

/slut

[silent gale]

serenegunslinger

You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined 389 for disturbing the public peace.

Reply #636038

[weak marsh]

/crime

[silent gale]

flyonese_

You break into a home to steal jewelry worth 550

Reply #636100

[weak marsh]

/work

[silent gale]

flyonese_

You work as a beaver expert and earn 72

Reply #16

[weak marsh]

/slut

[silent gale]

flyonese_

You fucked up, and have been fined 316

Reply #174

[weak marsh]

/rob @cobalt tartan

[silent gale]

flyonese_

You were caught attempting to rob halrirae, and have been fined 306.

[vivid bear]

uhm so like

i just killed someone lemmie hide the body back here-

[crystal dune]

partner🤠

[ashen igloo]

/Work

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found 99 on the floor.

Reply #636029

[ashen igloo]

/slut

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You fucked a traffic cone and found 165 inside it

Reply #636329

[ashen igloo]

Ouch

/crime

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You tried to jump the old lady walking down the street. Turns out she had a gun, and robbed you blind of 258

Reply #636018

[sharp helm]

/work

[silent gale]

jozekroblox

You develop games for a living and earn 78.

Reply #636041

[sharp helm]

/work

[silent gale]

jozekroblox

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 44 seconds.

[sharp helm]

/slut

[silent gale]

jozekroblox

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you 278.

Reply #635910

[sharp helm]

/crime

[silent gale]

jozekroblox

You stole a package from your neighbour and sold it on the deep web for 524

Reply #636399

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for 63.

Reply #636443

[ashen igloo]

/work

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn 79.

Reply #636451

[ashen igloo]

/crime

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You cannot commit a crime for 15 minutes and 56 seconds.

[ashen igloo]

/slut

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You cannot be a slut for 15 minutes and 13 seconds.

[ashen igloo]

/job

[storm cape]

/job

/work

[silent gale]

awnyorknees

You participate in a psychological experiment and earn 58 for your participation.

Reply #4910440

[twilit niche]

/rob @digital sandal

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You were caught attempting to rob _vanda., and have been fined 497.

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make 93.

Reply #4910428

[twilit niche]

/slut

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined 128.

Reply #834714

[twilit niche]

STOP.

[digital sandal]

/rob @twilit niche

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You attempted to rob perturbabe, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[amber pelican]

/crime

[silent gale]

.divine_valentino.

After a night of drinking in the tavern, you are caught peeing in the tavern's water fountain in a drunken state. You were fined 627 but you really don't remember.

Reply #636449

[amber pelican]

/work

[silent gale]

.divine_valentino.

You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find 57 stashed inside one of them.

Reply #6070

[amber pelican]

/slut

[silent gale]

.divine_valentino.

You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with 212.

Reply #636368

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a comedian and earn 66

Reply #29

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You receive a check of 61 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.

Reply #636260

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a professional snail racer and win 70

Reply #636077

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a dumpster diver and earn 61

Reply #61

[hollow sleet]

/work

[silent gale]

serenegunslinger

You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make 56 for your lack of effort.

Reply #4910387

[hollow sleet]

/work

[silent gale]

serenegunslinger

You milk a cow for 65

Reply #41924

[ashen igloo]

/work

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you 87 for your struggles.

Reply #636489

[ashen igloo]

/crime

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

After stealing memes you get tracked down by the meme god and mugged for 529.

Reply #636022

[ashen igloo]

What

Naa this is rigged

So you saying crime does not pay

/slut

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you 400 after.

Reply #636261

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of 90

Reply #636378

[amber pelican]

/work

[silent gale]

.divine_valentino.

You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding 51. Congrats!

Reply #636450

[amber pelican]

/slut

[silent gale]

.divine_valentino.

You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped 339

Reply #635904

[amber pelican]

/crime

[silent gale]

.divine_valentino.

You attempt to break into an electronics store. You smash the window to bits and climb inside, only to hear sirens approaching fast.. You haven't even gotten the loot yet. You must have tripped a silent alarm. Busted. You are fined 505

Reply #635976

[versed kraken]

/work

[silent gale]

ghostfan22

You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn 79

Reply #635988

[versed kraken]

/crime

[silent gale]

ghostfan22

You steal candy from some schoolgirls and earn 612

Reply #636226

[amber pelican]

/work

[silent gale]

.divine_valentino.

You did a fundraiser and raised 97

Reply #834686

[amber pelican]

/crime

[silent gale]

.divine_valentino.

Police did a strip search and found stolen toys, they fined you 371

Reply #838233

[amber pelican]

/slut

[silent gale]

.divine_valentino.

You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid 309

Reply #636463

[amber pelican]

OH

I now know what I did after getting arrested and fined.

[twilit niche]

/rob @digital sandal

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You robbed 11 from _vanda..

[twilit niche]

Generous

[digital sandal]

/rob @twilit niche

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You attempted to rob perturbabe, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[digital sandal]

WDYM

Stupid bot

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You bake cupcakes and receive 52

Reply #636341

[raw isle]

/work

[silent gale]

maslanka_15

You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make 75.

Reply #635990

[raw isle]

/collect

[silent gale]

maslanka_15

You have no role income to collect!

[raw isle]

/crime

[silent gale]

maslanka_15

You vandalised a public park and have been fined 275.

Reply #4910540

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid 93 for it.

Reply #636518

[grave sphinx]

/work

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you 65 for a good job.

Reply #636490

[grave sphinx]

/slut

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You do a good deepthroating and earn 199 from the client

Reply #636526

[grave sphinx]

/rob @fast urchin

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You were caught attempting to rob windshear4cast, and have been fined 347.

[grave sphinx]

DANG IT

Sorryyyy!

slowly backs away

[mild geode]

/work

[silent gale]

rjn1715

You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn 80

Reply #46

[mild geode]

/crime

[silent gale]

rjn1715

You were found in the Springfield Power Plant trying to make crack cocaine, you were fined 298

Reply #636444

[grave sphinx]

🤣🤣

[mild geode]

kms

[grave sphinx]

We love that

🤣🤣🤣

[mild geode]

in virtual debt

brilliant

[grave sphinx]

Ah teust ne i been there too many times

[mild geode]

/work

[silent gale]

rjn1715

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 3 seconds.

[grave sphinx]

Im in devt ny like 300

[mild geode]

fuck you

[mild geode]

L

[grave sphinx]

I got money in the bank so ima fix my debt

/crime

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You were a hacker and stole Robux 435

Reply #636533

[grave sphinx]

YES

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a Penguinologist and earn 55

Reply #636079

[abstract viper]

/work

[silent gale]

tatchycrane

You fail at work, but your boss pays you 51 out of pity.

Reply #636290

[abstract viper]

/slut

[silent gale]

tatchycrane

You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay 349 for child support before disownment.

Reply #635886

[abstract viper]

/crime

[silent gale]

tatchycrane

The cops start chasing you, and 399 falls out of your pocket!

Reply #636522

[lavish hemlock]

/work

[silent gale]

weird_human_levi

You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid 90

Reply #636419

[lavish hemlock]

/crime

[silent gale]

weird_human_levi

You try to mug a rich kid, but end up failing and get fined 568.

Reply #636299

[twilit niche]

/rob @edgy forge

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You robbed 1,017 from mortalich.

[twilit niche]

[edgy forge]

/rob @twilit niche

[silent gale]

mortalich

You attempted to rob perturbabe, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[edgy forge]

brokie

[twilit niche]

L robbery

[edgy forge]

beware and his printed money

[twilit niche]

beware

that fucking counterfeit

[edgy forge]

/rob @red sundial

[silent gale]

mortalich

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.

[edgy forge]

fuck

pert

rob beware

[twilit niche]

i JUST robbed you

🙄

@digital sandal rob beware

[edgy forge]

/work

[silent gale]

mortalich

You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn 96

Reply #46

[digital sandal]

/rob bewxre

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You were caught attempting to rob bewxre, and have been fined 67.

[edgy forge]

@twilit niche

[twilit niche]

Meh

[split walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You sell bananas for 98

Reply #834708

[split walrus]

/slut

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined 329.

Reply #635909

[split walrus]

/crine

/crime

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You rob a McDonald's and take 486.

Reply #636251

[split walrus]

fire

[split walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn 91

Reply #73

[split walrus]

/slut

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You cannot be a slut for 26 minutes and 13 seconds.

[amber pelican]

/work

[silent gale]

.divine_valentino.

You milk a cow for 78

Reply #41924

[amber pelican]

/slut

[silent gale]

.divine_valentino.

You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up 112

Reply #7034

[amber pelican]

/crime

[silent gale]

.divine_valentino.

You were caught trying to pickpocket! You are fined 514

Reply #636371

[amber pelican]

Alright.

[edgy forge]

/crime

[silent gale]

mortalich

You did a crime and got 580 from it :/

Reply #636435

[honest geyser]

/crime

[silent gale]

.k4c3v

You pose as a plumber and rob a wealthy couple's home while they're on vacation, getting away with 463 worth of valuables.

Reply #4910516

[iron pendant]

/work

[silent gale]

miraak10

You shine people's shoes in class and they give you 76.

Reply #636531

[iron pendant]

/slut

[silent gale]

miraak10

You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a 76 fine!

Reply #635892

[iron pendant]

/crime

[silent gale]

miraak10

You got caught speeding, your ticket comes to 0

Reply #636019

[iron pendant]

/work

[silent gale]

miraak10

You work at a lamp store and earn 95

Reply #635947

[iron pendant]

/slut

[silent gale]

miraak10

You cannot be a slut for 22 minutes and 29 seconds.

[iron pendant]

/crime

[silent gale]

miraak10

You cannot commit a crime for 22 minutes and 34 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a child birth educator and earn 96

Reply #60

[iron pendant]

/work

[silent gale]

miraak10

You develop games and earn 71.

Reply #636067

[iron pendant]

/slut

[silent gale]

miraak10

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your 166.

Reply #636472

[iron pendant]

/crime

[silent gale]

miraak10

You stole the fancy umbrella toothpick from the bar. You were fined 0

Reply #636138

[iron pendant]

godamnit

[fathom hill]

/slut

[silent gale]

vakaris7634

You hooked up with a couple of guys for 390

Reply #636313

exily0n_

You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather 370 in total.

Reply #636069

[tough marsh]

/crime

[silent gale]

exily0n_

You invaded a hangout party and stole 577

Reply #636175

[vivid bear]

/crime

[silent gale]

romeo17_

You sneak into a dog show and steal a prize-winning poodle, selling it to a breeder for 607

Reply #4910485

[vivid bear]

/work

[silent gale]

romeo17_

You work as a street performer and earn 55

Reply #636362

[vivid bear]

/rob

[silent gale]

romeo17_

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[vivid bear]

/crime

[silent gale]

romeo17_

You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 56 seconds.

[vivid bear]

AHHG

/rob @gray rapids

[silent gale]

romeo17_

You attempted to rob shadowsaltlmao, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[vivid bear]

pffft hahaaha

/rob @silent gale

[silent gale]

romeo17_

You cannot rob bots, they are too powerful for you.

[vivid bear]

/rob zoli

[silent gale]

romeo17_

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.

[crisp timber]

/work

[silent gale]

hotbog_7

You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn 77

Reply #38

[crisp timber]

/work

[versed kraken]

/work

[silent gale]

ghostfan22

You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned 86!

Reply #636047

[versed kraken]

/crime

[silent gale]

ghostfan22

You have been caught bragging about your money on facebook, you have been fined 494 .

Reply #636186

[gray rapids]

/crime

[silent gale]

shadowsaltlmao

You break into a builder's workshop and manage to steal 429

Reply #636121

[gray rapids]

/crime

[silent gale]

shadowsaltlmao

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.

[split walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for 82.

Reply #636556

[split walrus]

/crime

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

You got caught spray painting graffiti on a public building and have been fined 443.

Reply #4910531

[split walrus]

/slut

[silent gale]

the.nickknack

A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you 157 for having your junk out.

Reply #636492

[split walrus]

sigh

[daring python]

/work

[silent gale]

buriedstudent77

You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning 57.

Reply #636314

[lavish hemlock]

/work

[silent gale]

weird_human_levi

You gave yourself 69 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...

Reply #636480

[lavish hemlock]

/slut

[silent gale]

weird_human_levi

You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to 279.

Reply #636479

[ashen igloo]

/work shift

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned 54.

Reply #636031

[ashen igloo]

/work

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 48 seconds.

[ashen igloo]

/slut

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You whip it out and manage to rake in 371

Reply #79

[ashen igloo]

/item buy

/rob

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[ashen igloo]

/crime

[silent gale]

rorhymes007

You manage to slip some gemstones into your pockets when the store owner isn't looking, selling them later for 312.

Reply #636288

[grave sphinx]

/work

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you 73.

Reply #636283

[grave sphinx]

/crime

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You robbed a church and made 310.

Reply #635979

[grave sphinx]

/rob @lavish hemlock

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You attempted to rob weird_human_levi, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[lavish hemlock]

/rob @grave sphinx

[silent gale]

weird_human_levi

You attempted to rob harry_1243., but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[grave sphinx]

Yeah bro i dont keep cash on me 😭

[lavish hemlock]

/work

[silent gale]

weird_human_levi

You work as an Irish dancer and earn 67

Reply #14

[lavish hemlock]

/slut

[silent gale]

weird_human_levi

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find 199 on the way back to your ship.

Reply #635881

[lavish hemlock]

/crime

[silent gale]

weird_human_levi

You vandalised a public park and have been fined 400.

Reply #4910540

[lavish hemlock]

DAMNIT

[vivid bear]

/crime

[silent gale]

romeo17_

You crack open a safe and shovel 524 into your pockets. These old people never learn.

Reply #636136

[vivid bear]

/rob @gray rapids

[silent gale]

romeo17_

You were caught attempting to rob shadowsaltlmao, and have been fined 572.

[chrome ravine]

/work

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You clean off the animatronics and get paid 89

Reply #636335

[vivid bear]

/work

[silent gale]

romeo17_

You receive a check of 85 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.

Reply #636260

[vivid bear]

/work

[silent gale]

romeo17_

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.

[vivid bear]

/crime

[silent gale]

romeo17_

You cannot commit a crime for 56 minutes and 44 seconds.

[chrome ravine]

/rob romeo17_

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You attempted to rob romeo17_, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[vivid bear]

okay bro

[chrome ravine]

Yesn't

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn 56

Reply #635865

[chrome ravine]

You quicker than me

[vivid bear]

im gonna rob u when i get the chance

the second u withdraw

ur cooked

/work

[silent gale]

romeo17_

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 9 seconds.

[chrome ravine]

/crime

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You have been caught helping your neighbour steal from the local bank, and got fined 196

Reply #636244

[vivid bear]

lol

[chrome ravine]

/slut

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You work as a lubricant tester and earn 399.

Reply #636054

[vivid bear]

ooh i forgot thats possible

/slut

[silent gale]

romeo17_

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was 117 in a baggie next to you.

Reply #636405

[vivid bear]

/dep all

[chrome ravine]

Robbing cool down is 1 to 2 hours

[vivid bear]

rip

[chrome ravine]

/rob romeo17_

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 57 minutes.

[chrome ravine]

Two hours

[vivid bear]

okay boah u dare try and rob me D:<

[chrome ravine]

And work is 10 minutes

And crime and slut is an hour

[vivid bear]

/slut

[silent gale]

romeo17_

You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 16 seconds.

[vivid bear]

oh

[chrome ravine]

Yeah

Only work is ten minutes

[vivid bear]

what happened to ur money tho?

i noticed u didnt have much

[chrome ravine]

Crime and slut fines you