#back-room
1 messages · Page 167 of 1
You work as a pet food taster and earn
59.
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
147 : D
Brokie
Not that much
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
70 as in return!
/rob .divine_valentino.
You were caught attempting to rob .divine_valentino., and have been fined
450.
Stupid fuck
I ain't even have money
I have 0 literal dollars
/rob nehruviandoom.
You attempted to rob nehruviandoom., but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/crime
You steal a street performer's hat filled with money, making
401
Sighey, you brokie
Shhhhh
/crime
You robbed secret files from the FBI building. But your team was set up and you lost
522
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
75.
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
188
/rob @amber pelican
You were caught attempting to rob .divine_valentino., and have been fined
524.
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
50.
/work
You got out of bed. Have
94
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
291
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
68.
You cannot be a slut for 8 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 3 seconds.
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
257 at you.
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
206
/crime
You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. This causes a spring lock failure and the employee dies. You get sued
681. Great job.
/crime
Your hacker friend wires you
357. Good payroll today gamers.
/rob @chrome ravine
You've been fined
130 for trying to rob a poor person.
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
59
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
73
/crime
You choked on your aspirations. You lost
553
/slut
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
178.
/work
You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make
87 for your skills in temporal navigation.
/crime
You were caught smoking in a non-smoking area and have been fined
533.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 36 seconds.
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
98.
/slut
You rake in
226, but your butthole will never be the same...
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
78
/crime
You tried to steal from a gas station, but surprise! The cashier had a shotgun! He robbed
278 from you, but at least he didn't call the cops.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 54 minutes and 43 seconds.
/work
You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make
74.
/crime
You stealthily pickpocket a nearby customer with
380 worth of silver coins.
/work
You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make
99 for your lack of effort.
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
73!
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
175
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
70
/slut
Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John
168
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 43 seconds.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime robbing
Walking along the street, you notice an envelope falling out of the person's bag in front of you. You reach down to get it. After examining the unmarked envelope in your hand, you turn to the person who dropped it, they see you with it and run away at full-speed shoving everyone out of the way. Inside you find a small bag of cocaine. You turn to the nearest junkie & show them the contents, the junkie puts
490 in your hand silently in exchange for it and walks away.
/crime robbing bank
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 40 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 44 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 17 seconds.
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
95 in profits
/slut
You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to
295.
/crime
You were caught trying to rob the owner, and have been given a
480 fine!
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
78
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
/crime
Your SoundCloud DJ roommate plays his music at 120 DB until 5 am in the morning. In a seething blind rage, you kill him and sell his equipment for
378.
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 40 seconds.
/slut
Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay
177 for surgery.
/crime
You tried to smuggle illegal cheese across the border and got caught. You have been fined
576.
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
200 in total.
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
76
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
93 on the way back home!
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
236 and a sore ass.
What me? No, I didn't commit a crime. Crime-who? Crime-what? Acquire
480 for something that definitely wasn't illegal
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
63
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 24 seconds.
/crime
You parked in a handicap spot without a permit and have been fined
263.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
52
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 33 minutes and 3 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 32 minutes and 4 seconds.
/work
You work as an egg and earn
71
/slut
You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost
71
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
91
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
256... yikes
/crime
You break into a builder's workshop and manage to steal
481
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
81
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
261
/crime
You steal a valuable book from a library and sell it to a collector for
573
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
335
/crime
You are caught impersonating a bot and get fined
335
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
59.
/rob @twilit niche
You robbed
37 from perturbabe.
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
52
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 38 minutes and 42 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 38 minutes and 28 seconds.
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
79
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
66
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
90
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
396 for your hard work.
/work
You repair the lights and receive
60
/work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
59
/slut
You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay
171 for surgery.
/crime
You were caught vandalising and were fined
425
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
82 I think...
/crime
You milk your videos with clickbait and giveaway-videos, earning
440
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 20 minutes and 1 second.
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
254
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
319
?die
/crime
You were caught littering and have been fined
0.
/die
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
86
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
76. The students loved you!
/rob darealmasterchief
You robbed
261 from darealmasterchief_.
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
91 for doing his job.
/slut
A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you
252 for having your junk out.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 32 minutes and 52 seconds.
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob A Shadowy Freind
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
69 for your work.
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
86
/crime
A stranger walks up to you and you decide to steal their clothes, you some how did it and got away with an outfit valued at
362.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 21 minutes and 10 seconds.
/work
You got out of bed. Have
57
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
51
/crime
You were caught trying to scam people, and have been given a
104 fine!
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
357 to your Patreon
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
94 and given a bottle of wine.
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
69. The students loved you!
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
307 to fuck the girls inside.
/slut
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
200
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 13 seconds.
You're the tooth fairy and spend your nights collecting teeth from children's pillows. You make
80 for your dedication to dental hygiene.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 42 seconds.
... seriously ...
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
91
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
55
/crime
You were caught stealing a bike and have been fined
431.
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
315
/work
You sell your crab for
100, you monster
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
76
/work
You develop games and earn
77.
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
83
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
70 for it!
You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay
289 to get it repaired.
You aren't very sneaky, are you? You lost
631
/rob @twilit niche
You robbed
70 from perturbabe.
You rake in
289, but your butthole will never be the same...
/crime
You were caught stealing from your boss, so he stole
359 from you!
/work
You work as a model and earn
100
/work
You dig around in your yard and gain
57
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
398 in one night.
/work
You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid
74 for moving traffic cones on the road.
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
64.
/crime
You're caught helping the enemy. Pay
653
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
57 to help fund the project!
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
324 for your hard work.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
56
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
81
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
268
/balance
/rob @digital sandal
You robbed
3 from _vanda..
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
81
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
256
/rob @twilit niche
You attempted to rob perturbabe, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/crime
You got a cop drunk and stole his car, selling the parts for
345
/slut
You rake in
254, but your butthole will never be the same...
/work
You help clean a horses stable for
82
Ho
/crime
You steal candy from a baby and sell it for
620 on the black market.
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
254.
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
98
/crime
You robbed a Kwik-E Mart and cashed out with
591
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
85
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 24 seconds.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 25 seconds.
Awh
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
72
/crime
You wrecked the car you borrowed from the High Rollers in the race. You owe them
594 in damages.
/slut
You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a
189 fine!
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 59 seconds.
Ah
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
60 for your hard work
You were caught hacking into someone's computer and have been fined
260.
200 in dept 😔
/work
You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make
55 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.
/crime
You are fined
0 for jaywalking
/work
You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make
94.
/slut
You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job
94
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
75.
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
225.
/crime
You snort $100 dollar bills using cocaine and waste
529 on getting high.
/crime
You kill a guard with a sickle and steal
686 from his dead, bloated corpse.
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
54 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
208
/crime
You tried to trip an old man and he beats you with a stick. The police then arrive on scene and fine you
643 for attempted murder.
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
100!
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
270!
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
53
/crime
You killed a man and liked it, you got
254
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 31 seconds.
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
83
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 47 minutes and 25 seconds.
/rob @chrome ravine
You attempted to rob a_shadowy_friend_2, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
96
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
91.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 22 minutes and 27 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 36 minutes and 32 seconds.
/rob @dawn hearth
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 43 minutes.
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
100!
/slut
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you
315!
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
78
You cannot commit a crime for 4 minutes and 35 seconds.
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
76
/crime
After a night of drinking in the tavern, you are caught peeing in the tavern's water fountain in a drunken state. You were fined
376 but you really don't remember.
/crime
You steal a valuable painting from a museum and sell it to a wealthy collector for
675
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
199
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
87.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 41 minutes and 25 seconds.
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
54 on the ground.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 28 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You worked and gained
71
/crime
You were caught eating spaghetti without meatballs, and have been given a
271 fine!
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay
0 for violating the stay-at-home order.
/bal
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 13 seconds.
Already off to a good start
/work
You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid
80 for moving traffic cones on the road.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 6 minutes and 25 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 22 minutes and 41 seconds.
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
55.
/crime
You were caught with your hands in the queens underwear drawer, and have been given a
398 fine!
You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job
379
I want rdr1
I havent played rdr2 out het
Yet
Its a bit boring now
Ik but its a good game
Im at the rains fall mission
This aint the channel mate
/slut
You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a
124 fine!
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
398.
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
90 when you got back home
/rob arda
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - arda005632
2 - cezw
3 - scanlarda
4 - __heisenberg__
5 - kaan.007
6 - jelall.l_44582
7 - arda1411_
8 - pofudukhamsi
9 - sth_ltp
10 - ardasex
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 13 minutes and 58 seconds.
/rob mearda4687
/rob @chrome ravine
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 27 minutes and 13 seconds.

You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
52.
/crime
You have been fined
657 because you ate during work hours.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 33 minutes and 46 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 25 seconds.
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
66
/crime
You steal money from your neighbour. While running away you lose
474 . Nobody cares about dirt though so they take their money back and leave without fining you.
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
157
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
63
/slut
Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John
158
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
62 😃
/rob @chrome ravine
You've been fined
503 for trying to rob a poor person.
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
76
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
96
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
75
/work
A drunk man pays you
55 to walk backwards.
/crime
You steal a famous celebrity's wig and sell it on eBay for
429
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 4 minutes and 59 seconds.
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
76!
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
302 for your hard work.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 21 minutes and 53 seconds.
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
372.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 51 seconds.
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
69
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob all
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - the9203
2 - alli1411
3 - sea.unicorn
4 - jett79
5 - allmarigolds4254
6 - kukyy
7 - ._zhen._
8 - allplatformgamer.
9 - allah1659
10 - allameno
/rob the9203
Cancelled command.
You were caught attempting to rob the9203, and have been fined
441.
/rob alli1411
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/crime
You wouldn't get out of bed to do the crime. We are fining you
0 for being a lazy ass person.
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 29 seconds.
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
78 for the hard work
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
89
/slut
Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you
209
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
126!
/crime
You try to mug a rich kid, but end up failing and get fined
599.
/crime
You were caught vandalising a public restroom and have been fined
532.
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
55
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
239.
/work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
87.
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
339 at you.
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
89.
/crime
You rob a bank for
576
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
214.
/bal
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
367
/crime
You were caught eating spaghetti without meatballs, and have been given a
502 fine!
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
59 for the hard work
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
76
What is this I'm looking for some ps friends to screw around with
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
55
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
80 on the floor.
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your
237.
/crime
You tried to eat potatoes but they retaliated and stole
645 from you!
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
96
/slut
Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes
222.
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
88.
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
246
/crime
Dude, you just duped, and got banned. Sorry you lose
666
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
85
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
57
/crime
You steal a rare plant from a botanical garden and sell it to a collector for
601
/crime
You were caught smoking in a non-smoking area and have been fined
83.
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
185 on the way back to your ship.
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
88
/rob baine406
You robbed
575 from baine406.
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
50
/crime
While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay
138.
/slut
You fucked a traffic cone and found
336 inside it
Oh.
/work
64 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
115 and a real sore hangover.
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
75
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
398
/crime
You were caught shoplifting. Pay a fine of
476
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
82
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
72 for all your items.
/slut
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
270
/crime
You tried to smuggle illegal cheese across the border and got caught. You have been fined
487.
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
76.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
60
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
55
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
155
/crime
You pickpocket every single person in the parliament entrance and sneak away with
387
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
92
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
56
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
67
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
98
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
99
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
213!
/rob @stoic schooner
You attempted to rob thecat9605, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
Dang
😡😡😡
Im not sorry cowpoke- smokes a cigarette
/work
You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid
55 for sorting jelly beans by color.
/crime
You break into a firework factory and steals all the firecrackers and sell them for
495
/slut
You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed
125.
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
88
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
94 off your performance.
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
89 worth of scrap.
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
200.
/crime
You kidnaped a cat and took it hostage for
475
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
71 worth of scrap.
/slut
You fucked a traffic cone and found
361 inside it
😭
/crime
You were caught lying at a truth or dare question! The fine is
358.
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
67.
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
290!
/crime
You steal a painting of a mustached man and sell it for
589.
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
94 for the hard work
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 41 seconds.
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
229
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
65
/crime
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, and have been given a
206 fine!
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 45 seconds.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob bass
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - bass2647
2 - bass132
3 - b_jf
4 - bassanment
5 - bassbitch
6 - bassclefcutie
7 - hjk5102
8 - bassonfire
9 - basspepe4340
10 - basswheel_
/rob bass132
Cancelled command.
You attempted to rob bass132, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob bass2647
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
91
/crime
On Highway 9 you come across a courier heading to New Tulsa. You have a small conversation and figure out he is transporting a shipment of scavenged poker chips. Filled with greed you put a bullet in his gut and loot the package. When returning to New Tulsa you sneak the chips into the Hard Rock and cash them in for
591. No one found out... thank God.
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
261 in donations!
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
60
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
89. Good job!
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
84
/crime
You see an old woman drop
381, and take it!
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
104
Huh
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
55
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
80
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
84
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
93.
/crime
You steal a child's piggy bank for
251
/crime
You were caught stealing from a charity and have been fined
57.
/work
You were farming and earned
54
/crime
You dress up as a mascot and steal the team's championship trophy, which you sell to a sports memorabilia collector for
454.
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
63
/rob benrgamed
You attempted to rob benrgamed, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
81
/crime
Sitting on a cop car wasn't smart. They gave you a
618 fine, because nobody likes marks being left on their windows!
/slut
Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra
338.
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
330
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 44 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
71.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 18 minutes and 32 seconds.
/work
You work as an egg and earn
92
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
51 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/crime
You have been fined
307 because you ate during work hours.
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
243 at you.
You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make
53.
Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra
377.
The person you were robbing noticed you. You have been fined for
375.
/crime
You lied on your tax return and have been fined
160.
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
57
I would smash the toys if I could
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 4 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make
69 for your unicorn whispering skills.
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
95 off your new game.
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
196
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
57
/slut
You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost
200
/work
You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make
71 for your entertaining bedtime stories.
/crime
You were caught trying to rob the owner, and have been given a
71 fine!
/work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
79
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
123
/crime
You are caught jaywalking while stealing a purse and are fined
558
/crime
You tripped on a rock while running and got caught. Although you escaped you lost
79 when you fell over.
/slut
Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes
0, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
65, albeit reluctantly.
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
67
/work
You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make
65 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.
/slut
A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you
85 for having your junk out.
/crime
You break into a movie theatre and steal all the popcorn, which you sell to a group of hungry college students for
588.
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
96 from donations
/crime
You steal a famous chef's secret recipe book and sell it to a rival restaurant for
536.
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
371 to your Patreon!
Fuck yeah
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
69
/crime
You steal a famous musician's guitar and sell it to a collector for
650.
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
80. Congrats!
/crime
You were caught trying to rob the owner, and have been given a
0 fine!
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
208
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
63 for your struggles.
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
86!
/crime
You hit someone with a rock and they sued you for
278
/crime
You're caught watching illegal Russian movies and slapped with a hefty
22 fine
/slut
Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you
0
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
88.
Oh...
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
51
/slut
Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost
160, have fun
/crime
You got caught stealing cheese wheels and are fined
553
:(
/crime
You were caught spray painting "free hugs" on a building and have been fined
54.
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
96.
/crime
You fail to pickpocket a noble. He summons the guards and they fine you
564
/work
You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make
93 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.
/slut
Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost
295, have fun
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
59.
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
395.
You hacked into the bank and received
493 and an invitation to Anonymous
/crime
You robbed a bank but your getaway car got a flat tire and you were fined
0
/slut
Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay
0 for a new one.
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
63
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
79
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
343!
/work
You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make
64 for your entertaining bedtime stories.
/work
You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid
96 for streaming it online.
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
62
/crime
You hit someone with a rock and they sued you for
470
/work
You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make
80.
/slut
You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined
146 for disturbing the public peace.
/crime
Nerf guns don't work idiot. Fined
686
You were farming and earned
59
/crime
You were hired as an assassin and you succeeded, earning
366
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
322
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
355 at you.
/crime
You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined
143.
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
64
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
67.
/work
You cannot work for 17 seconds.
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
92 from ad revenue.
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
53.
/crime
You robbed your sister's cookie jar and managed to sell the cookies for
530
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
335 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
74.
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
69.
/slut
You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined
350
/crime
While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay
318.
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
51.
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
59.
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
289.
/crime
You tried to sell fake designer merchandise, but got caught and have been fined
370.
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
356
/work
You sell your crab for
61, you monster
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
54.
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
252!
/crime
You break into a hospital and steal all their morphine. You manage to sell all of it on the black market for
544
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
62.
/slut
You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took
62 from you.
/crime
Police did a strip search and found stolen toys, they fined you
0
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
72!
/crime
You got caught trying to steal Robux and got a
479 fine.
/slut
You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to
330.
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
70
/slut
She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her
270.
/crime
A woman gave you
495, for killing her husband!
/work
You drive women to the store for
80
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 42 minutes and 6 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 42 minutes and 7 seconds.
sigh
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
67 for your work.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 40 minutes and 53 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 40 minutes and 56 seconds.
/rob @hardy heron
You robbed
147 from v1cbluesvoidless.
/dep all
/slut

