#back-room
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You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win
87.
/slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
377 in order to keep quiet about it.
/slut
You found an extra
392 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/crime
You break a window in New York for
306.
/crime
You break into a university's research facility and steal a prototype robot, which you sell to a tech company for
408.
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
56.
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
65
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 27 minutes and 41 seconds.
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
54.
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 37 seconds.
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
67.
/slut
You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes
380 from you.
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
72
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
334.
/crime
You tried to steal some toilet paper, but got caught by the mob, you got fined
78 and lost all your toilet paper.
/slut
You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined
0
/work
You got featured and won
50
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 43 seconds.
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
91.
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
78
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
260
/crime
You got caught trying to steal Robux and got a
395 fine.
/slut
Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes
66 from you as compensation.
/crime
You were caught smoking in a non-smoking area and have been fined
0.
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
69.
/work
You develop games and earn
99.
/crime
You were caught not helping to commit the crime and instead sitting on your lazy ass talking about it on Discord and were ratted out for
548
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
141 in one night.
/rob @twilit niche
You attempted to rob perturbabe, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
Pert, get a job
You've been fined
637 for trying to rob a poor person.
/work
You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make
89 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.
/crime
You get caught adding your milk before your cereal and receive a fine of
504
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
81
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
92 for your contributions !
/crime
You loiter and are fined
308.
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
332
/rob @twilit niche
You attempted to rob perturbabe, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
68 on the ground.
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
85.
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
300.
/work
You work as a professional bed tester and earn
79.
/slut
You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you
168.
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
80
/crime
You robbed a bank and were caught during the police chase that followed. Your bail was set at
356.
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
83
You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay
0 for child support before disownment.
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 57 seconds.
Those weren't girl scout cookies, but hey you got
527
HUGE
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
143.
/crime
You were caught with your pants down outside the cemetery, and have been given a
143 fine!
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
65.
/rob @twilit niche
You attempted to rob perturbabe, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
Just take the
81 and go...
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
70
/crime
You were caught not helping to commit the crime and instead sitting on your lazy ass talking about it on Discord and were ratted out for
70
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
262.
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
86
/rob @red sundial
You robbed
88 from bewxre.
You tried…
In the end… you did..
/rob @digital sandal
You were caught attempting to rob _vanda., and have been fined
556.
No fucking way
I love how you always lose money trying to rob me
Lmfao someone robbed beware
88$ out of 2 billion
Nice take ☠️
/work
You walk dogs for
62.
/crime
You try to crash a wedding but are body slammed into the wedding cake. You pay
88 for the damage.
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
0.
/work
You went to work and gained
91
/rob @twilit niche
You attempted to rob perturbabe, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
62
/crime
You were caught trying to smuggle illegal aliens across the border and have been fined
127
/slut
You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs
0
/rob @digital sandal
You've been fined
313 for trying to rob a poor person.
…
this exists

wow
Not again…
how does this stuff even work
Time to get to work guys…
Too old for this nonsense
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
84
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
206.
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you
379!
wow
Check pins
Ban dmc fans
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 1 second.
Lmao
the way he used the slut command but not the work one 
LMAO
pays off better

You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
82
Unemployment final boss
TOLD YOU
Yeah but at least you’re guaranteed to get paid
It does pay off better 
Cuz for slut you can get fined by the police
So that’s how it works
Or get in debt because you got cooties
Where do I see my money
/bj all
/crime
You attempt to break into an electronics store. You smash the window to bits and climb inside, only to hear sirens approaching fast.. You haven't even gotten the loot yet. You must have tripped a silent alarm. Busted. You are fined
686
Epic


#bar
You were caught attempting to rob erald1883, and have been fined
482.
Haha
/work
You are paid
57 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/slut
Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John
182
Fuckin hell
/rob @twilit niche
You attempted to rob perturbabe, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
50 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
253 on the way back to your ship.
Perfect 🤣
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
71
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
98!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 19 minutes and 47 seconds.
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
88
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
90
/slut
Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay
290 for a new one.
lol dammit
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
52 on the ground.
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
375
/crime
/crime
You rob a convenience store for
488
You were caught vandalising a car and have been fined
0.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob <nny>
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 11 seconds.
/slut
Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John
191
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
90.
/rob @versed mountain
You've been fined
551 for trying to rob a poor person.
/slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
179 in order to keep quiet about it.
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
64
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
78.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
66
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
66 for doing it
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
66
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
63
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
213 for the good time.
/crime
You steal your neighbour's Wi-Fi and charge them
259 for it
/crime
You steal a cellphone and sell it on eBay for
600
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
245, and you go ahead with it.
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
66
/crime
You aren't very sneaky, are you? You lost
250
/slut
You found an extra
160 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
Fuckkk
/work
You battled and gained
50.
/slut
You fucked up, and have been fined
90
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
53.
/rob @winged stream
You were caught attempting to rob strelok05328, and have been fined
70.
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
99.
CROOK!
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
400 and a real sore hangover.
/work
You're an expert in conspiracy theories and spend your days spreading wild stories on social media. You make
94 from your gullible followers.
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
84
/crime
You were caught using someone else's gym membership and have been fined
94.
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
85
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
55.
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
80
/crime
You stole the fancy umbrella toothpick from the bar. You were fined
568
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
273 at you.
What the fuck
/work
You develop games and earn
92.
i wish i could
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
62
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
91 worth of scrap.
/crime
You sneak into a research facility and steal a vial of experimental serum, which you sell to a pharmaceutical company for
548.
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
318!
Good gain.
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
347!
💅
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
76
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
87
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
70
/rob @twilit niche
You robbed
320 from perturbabe.
You were caught attempting to rob _vanda., and have been fined
624.
Sure
LMFAO
Whatever
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
298
/work
You walk dogs for
66.
Biased bot
/rob @twilit niche
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 minute and 56 seconds.


/rob perturbabe
You attempted to rob perturbabe, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
L pert
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
67
/crime
You hacked google and stole
400.
/slut
Nobody cares about you. You lost
118 trying to twerk.
Fuckk
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
149.
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
52
/slut
You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for
114
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
90!
/work
You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make
71 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.
/crime
You were caught by a passerby for stealing. You have been fined for
71.
/work
You help clean a horses stable for
89
/crime
You held a bus hostage and got paid
579
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
116, and you go ahead with it.
/rob @red sundial
You robbed
17 from bewxre.
/rob bewxre
You were caught attempting to rob bewxre, and have been fined
642.
@digital sandal fuck you and your basement hostage
LMFAO
/rob perturbabe
You attempted to rob perturbabe, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
Get a job
Hell no
/rob bewxre
You were caught attempting to rob bewxre, and have been fined
62.

/work
You find
77 randomly lying in the gutter
/slut
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
381 to clean the stains.
/work
You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make
60 for your lack of effort.
fuck you
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your
197.
oh

I’m still an ice cold killah gangstah baby

/rob bewxre
You were caught attempting to rob bewxre, and have been fined
52.
/crime
You work for a hacking association and earn
440
who tf
/slut
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
0.
lmao
/rob bewxre
You robbed
0 from bewxre.
thanks!
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
92 for the hard work
/crime
You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of
447
/crime
You eat pizza with pineapple. Disgrace. Fined
92
W
Pizza with pineapple is good

/bj all
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
61
That’s not even enough to place a bet
/work
You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning
65 as a reward.
/crime
You get caught breaking the parking meter machines and are fined
82
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
149
/rob @red sundial
You were caught attempting to rob bewxre, and have been fined
496.
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
56
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
98
/crime
You robbed a bank and were caught during the police chase that followed. Your bail was set at
98.
/slut
Nobody cares about you. You lost
0 trying to twerk.
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
71 for your contributions !
/slut
You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse,
113 went down your toilet
Ok bye
/work
You battled and gained
100.
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
241
/crime
You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of
690
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
151!
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
59
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
70
/crime
You walk your crew right into a police sting. It's all over. Fined
372
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
399 for your solid work.
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
85
/crime
You killed a man and liked it, you got
258
/slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
343
/crime
Police did a strip search and found stolen toys, they fined you
0
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
67!
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
195!
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
73
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
74. The students loved you!
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you
279 after.
/slut
The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay
212 to have them cleaned
/crime
Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined
428.
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
84
/slut
You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job
109
excuse me?
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 23 minutes and 7 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 23 minutes and 10 seconds.
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
89.
/rob @twilit niche
You robbed
56 from perturbabe.
You robbed
40 from _vanda..
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
63.
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
206
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
53
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
91
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
72
/work
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
74
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
66 for your services.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.
¯_(ツ)_/¯
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
53.
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
232
/rob @bright bay
You robbed
1,389 from marcyburger420.
Shouldnt leave money in ur cash...
Grave robbery 💀
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
54 for your struggles.
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
336
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
219 for your services.
/work
You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make
66 for your expertise in unicorn management.
/crime
You were caught not helping to commit the crime and instead sitting on your lazy ass talking about it on Discord and were ratted out for
66
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
203
/rob @red sundial
You robbed
4 from bewxre.
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
171
/work
You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn
78 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.
/rob @twilit niche
You attempted to rob perturbabe, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
353 on the way back to your ship.
/crime
After mugging a drunk policeman, the cops chase you, ram your car, and leave you for dead - when paramedics arrive, they charge you a whopping
435 because they don't get paid enough
/crime
You tried to sell fake designer merchandise, but got caught and have been fined
16.
/slut
Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay
0 for a new one.
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
60
/crime
Sitting on a cop car wasn't smart. They gave you a
262 fine, because nobody likes marks being left on their windows!
/slut
You have a good night out and earn
192.
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
99 for it.
/crime
You steal a street performer's hat filled with money, making
632
/crime
You were caught trying to steal a red striped shirt, and have been given a
0 fine!
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
129 for your hard work.
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
91 for your work.
/work
You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning
98 as a reward.
/rob _vanda.
You were caught attempting to rob _vanda., and have been fined
319.
You're a fortune cookie interpreter and spend your days decoding the cryptic messages hidden inside the cookies. You make
75 for your insight into the future.
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
207.
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
74
/crime
You got caught raiding and got fined
688
/slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
347
What the fuck
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
67
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
160 for the good time.
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
77 for helping them out.
/slut
You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
398.
/crime
You were caught lying at a truth or dare question! The fine is
500.
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
90
/crime
Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined
351.
/slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
244!
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
85.
/slut
You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay
263 for child support before disownment.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 35 seconds.
/slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
340!
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
85!
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
65!
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
248 on your way out of the locker room.
Oooof
/work
A drunk man pays you
58 to walk backwards.
/work
You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make
51 for your expertise in marine mammal training.
/rob @random bay
You were caught attempting to rob ocar3591, and have been fined
364.
/work
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
62 anyway.
/crime
You decided to embrace your inner dark side, and promptly massacre an entire nation, netting you
668
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
254.
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
146 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
100
/Crime
You tripped on a rock while running and got caught. Although you escaped you lost
505 when you fell over.
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
390.
/crime
You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of
290
/Work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
93
/crime
You rob a drug dealer and gain
596
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
292
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
87
/work
You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make
56 for your therapeutic skills.
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
80 from a thrown out wallet.
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
363
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
79
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
317, and you go ahead with it.
/crime
You tried to sneak into a concert without a ticket and got caught. You have been fined
610.
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
90
/work
You help clean a horses stable for
66
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
57
/work
You work all day at the factory
79
/crime
You rob a nearby corner store for
433
/slut
Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you
360 for public indecency.
/work
You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid
81 for streaming it online.
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
241.
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
65
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
69.
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
64
/rob @twilit niche
You robbed
61 from perturbabe.
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
83 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
94.
/crime
You were caught driving under the influence of alcohol and have been fined
671.
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
288 in donations!
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
71
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
58 from your peers.
/crime
You were caught trying to steal a red striped shirt, and have been given a
568 fine!
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
387 to fuck the girls inside.
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
86
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
86!
/crime
You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost
86.
/slut
You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay
0 to get it out
/slut
You fucked a traffic cone and found
168 inside it
/crime
You were caught in the act, and fined
544
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
72
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
67
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
86
/slut
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you
357.
/crime
You steal a hobo's money jar for
514
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
56
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
335
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
51
/crime
You knock out a soccer mom in a fight for toilet paper. You got your toilet paper but you were fined
563 for offending the soccer mom.
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
178
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
84
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 37 minutes and 25 seconds.
/work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
83!
/crime
You lied on your tax return and have been fined
605.
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
213 for your hard work.
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
50
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
76.
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
355 at you.
/crime
You are hired by one of the admins to take out a server member. You were caught by the police and are fined
624
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
83.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 34 minutes and 31 seconds.
Smh
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
88
/crime
You sell a truckload of stolen goods and the former president's suit for
556
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
86
/crime
You hit someone with a rock and they sued you for
483
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
359
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
76
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 18 minutes and 37 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 6 minutes and 10 seconds.
/crime
You steal a famous musician's guitar and sell it to a fan for
338

/crime
You steal all the candy from a candy store. After fighting the urge to eat it, you sell it for
600.
/rob .divine_valentino.
You attempted to rob .divine_valentino., but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
98 for doing it
HAH
Is this in the actual game?
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
84
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
60 .
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
54 for your work.
/work
You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make
94 for your skills in temporal navigation.
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
62.
/crime
You were caught trying to steal a red striped shirt, and have been given a
626 fine!
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
80
/crime
You decided to embrace your inner dark side, and promptly massacre an entire nation, netting you
549
/work
You work as a professional tea taster and earn
73 for tasting different types of tea.
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
70
/work
You serve the customers and receive
89
/crime
You thought it was a good idea to rob a bank with a banana. They fined you
395.
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
71
/crime
You found
589 under your bus seat. Shhh! Don't tell anyone.
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
388
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 58 seconds.
/work
You worked and gained
74
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
52 because we pity you.
/crime
You manage to hack into a bank's system and steal
256!
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
91
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
52 when you got back home
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
76
/crime
You robbed secret files from the FBI building. But your team was set up and you lost
409
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
179
/bj 3000
/crime
You stole a couple rifles and sold it for
531
/slut
You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost
0
/work
You got out of bed. Have
58
/work
You work as a professional tea taster and earn
71 for tasting different types of tea.
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
97
/crime
You wouldn't get out of bed to do the crime. We are fining you
471 for being a lazy ass person.
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
172
What the fuckie bro
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 27 minutes and 19 seconds.
/rob Lilith
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - all_we_need_islove
2 - coffee_is_so_good
3 - lilith.6969
4 - censoredscreaming
5 - lilthereal
6 - underheroin
7 - lilith_andrassy
8 - lilith414_505
9 - lilithonair
10 - spo0kyy.exe
/rob @distant latch
Cancelled command.
You were caught attempting to rob censoredscreaming, and have been fined
7.
GID DAMN IT
LMFAO
/rob censoredscreaming
You attempted to rob censoredscreaming, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
@amber pelican Thoughtz?
Great
/slut
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you
227.
/crime
You managed to steal iPhone X and sold it for
452
Robbing Lilith dresser
/work
You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid
92 for streaming it online.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 10 seconds.
/rob _vanda.
You attempted to rob _vanda., but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
51.
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
95.
/bj all
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
57! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/slut
You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent
376 on medical bills.
/crime
The cops start chasing you, and
665 falls out of your pocket!
/crime
You were caught not helping to commit the crime, and just sitting on your lazy ass on Discord.
For this you've been fined
0
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
100 for your services.
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
359
/work
You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make
57 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.
/crime
You snort $100 dollar bills using cocaine and waste
0 on getting high.
/slut
You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost?
0 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?
/work
You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win
55.
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
81
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
56
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
184 on your way out of the locker room.
/crime
A drone drops off your mysterious package and you sell it for
408
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
330 in return!
/crime
You break into a hospital and steal all their morphine. You manage to sell all of it on the black market for
488
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
78
/crime
You were caught trying to take candy from a baby, and have been given a
0 fine.
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
73 on the floor.
/slut
You fucked a traffic cone and found
184 inside it
/work
You receive a check of
91 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
83 in profits
/crime
The "Don't Step on the Grass" sign in the park was taunting you, so you pranced all over the grassy fields before picking the pocket of the nearby patrolling traffic officer, you were able to nab
624 from their pockets.
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
100
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
77
/slut
You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost
97.
/crime
After stealing memes you get tracked down by the meme god and mugged for
0.
What
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
85
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
381!
/crime
You robbed the Grinch and happen to find something in his collection! You sell it for
661
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
350 in total.
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
74
Being tired did give me money.
Huh.
/rob @sharp jacinth
You attempted to rob nehruviandoom., but they had no money in cash for you to take.


